FINALLY! I am in a wheelchair and I am always looking to see how airplanes' bathrooms look like because I am always worried about the space. Other reviewers on KZread make such a horrible job regarding the spacing in an airplane, except you! This the first time in years that I've seen someone actually take the time to look around and show the spacing in the bathroom and its features. THANK YOU!!!! It is extremely helpful for someone like me to know how each plane looks like. Keep the good work :)

When you said that " you could make a baby here" I laughed but after seeing a chair there I am sure of that.

@jeromewagschal9485

2 жыл бұрын

They don't call it the "Mile High Club" for nothing...

Thank you so much for explaining what the "HAL 9000" button was, next to the reading lamp.

Good job, I always enjoy your videos. You are both informative and hilarious. Keep it up!

the sound design in this video is amazing!

Flew this exact same route with the -10 last month! Same chicken-tofu thingy meal too😂 Pretty great seat and service! Flying it transcon in July!

What a great review! 👍

Great video !!

Wow you can Really tell that this is one of your first videos! You’ve come a long way Mr.!!

😂😂 OMG you're probably one of the more entertaining reviews on a flight. I'll be traveling in 787-10 on the first half of my flight to Sydney from Newark. Thanks so much for great information and a fun video to watch. One of the few I watched beginning to end. thanks again! Btw the (THING) in front of you is a bassinet

Favorite KZreadr by far

As an American, I love your roasting of my country. O Canada, indeed! 😏😂

@gradientblob1014

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Wow that 787 flight deck is spacious

1:07 the foreshadow....dont disrespect the corona

This must have been in your boy band phase… looking sharp, VV!

Love your channel! I have only flown United once (PVG-SFO-MSP). WORST experience ever.

5:16 im just here for yr dramatic departure music....quincy jones will be so jealous of yr musicality 🤣🤣🤣 7:25 im also here for yr shade on legendary americana obesity 🤣🤣🤣

United catering in economy in the 70s' was the best.

@ladder3257

3 жыл бұрын

what was it

You’re the best! I’ll be sorry when / if we lose your witty (and, even wise) observations of aircraft, airports, and the surrounding services. (A win for medicine, a loss for world travelers.)

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

If you think this guy is witty, you need a serious lesson in witticism. He’s a douche canoe.

Only one fork? Oh the humanity!!! lol #FirstWorldProblems

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

Seriously. And the fact that he claimed he could taste the vinaigrette while he was eating his entrée? That might be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever ever heard. This guy needs to get over himself.

The toilet even has two coat hooks, definitely for making babies

@frederickkkkk

3 жыл бұрын

hm yes babies...

@ebrahimosman8590

3 жыл бұрын

@Zeke Jorge you gotta pay for it

@ladder3257

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

Great trip report. But dude.. Telling us you got to visit the crew rest area but no video of it..?

@VicariousVoyager

5 жыл бұрын

Hi there, yes unfortunately I did not, sorry about that. The cabin manager was enthusiastic to show me, but commented that he didn't want to get into trouble, so he asked me politely to refrain from filming.

That business class looks like an amtrak car. Will age brutally.

This is the first YT review lve seen on United and l was impressed. I would have stuck with the "shitty drinks" in the lounge rather than pay and for a CORONA 😱. A great crew makes all the difference. Make sure you watch right to the end for a peek in the cockpit👍

@kbf6434

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he got what he deserved ordering Corona

I was on a Delta flight and the toilet was so small that a locker from high school would have been bigger

I like your videos and posts - for the air vents (4:40) you are internally grateful or eternally grateful...?!

I enjoy your maps. Which software do you use for those, please? Thank you and best regards!

Good stuff though

Flight to Amsterdam next month. Would you suggest the first row? Does it make a difference?

I always wonder if continental never merged and was still around how their flights would have been. They always had the best service

@littlesongbird1

Жыл бұрын

If I recall, I flew with Continental as a last minute change when American Eagle pretty much had to ground all their flights as ordered by the TSA so they had to put me on a different carrier. If it was them, I agree the service was great! There was only one attendant on the flight which was packed (and I am sure I was not the only one who had been sent there last minute by American Eagle) but she was very sweet and pleasant!

This is CRAZYYYYY! I was thinking flying 1st class from RDU to HNL from July 30 to Aug 3rd and this shit is not worthy! Fuck that! lol

LOL @ "can definitely make a baby in here"

I love watching these videos of people getting the luxury of aviation while I get the luxury of no school

Do you have any other shoe? I always see the same white color with orange laces tennis shoe in all your flights!

there should be a sign in the lounge that says, shitty alcohol...

I'm surprised that there haven't been any comments yet about the caption, "Somehwere over New Mexico"... Is that a test to see if we're paying attention? :)

Your baby making comment is probably your best joke to date!

@bestkeeper14

4 жыл бұрын

speaking of which, did you ever take Polaris International like you said you were in the video, as a frequent United flyer I am interested in your thoughts.

@VicariousVoyager

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! I did, but some of my footage was mis-focused and overall the shots I took weren’t very good, so I gave up making that video. I’m taking another long haul trip with them later in the year so hopefully I’ll get a video out after that.

Your voice is much lower, did it finally break?

Your videos are so great you are hilarious! Was anyone else grossed out by how disgustingly filthy the seat tables and bathroom were? Just NASTY!

@hothotheat3000

3 жыл бұрын

That’s typical for US airlines. I didn’t realize how lacking they are until I traveled internationally.

OH A CANADIAN PASSPORT ;)

"Pathetic salad" ? Interesting name for a dish 😄

If was just a domestic meal service.

I think thats paneer not tofu. Ive had that option before.

I’m not sure why those salads are the way they are. When my wife and I flew to Hawaii in that class we got the same salad and it was not good.

I’ve had flights cancelled more than once with United, so I don’t fly with them anymore.

And aircrafts always have two emergency oxygen masks in bathrooms

you didn't wipe down that airplane after washing your hands & face, right? : /

I am surprised they don't have collaspable arm rest for sleeping

As nice as some UA flights are, they will always be lacking. As many flights as I have taken on them, they just don't measure up and unfortunately, they never will, so if you have a choice of carriers, try someone else!!!!

Why do you dislike America And Americans so much ? I've been to Canada many times and the people were always great.

@shem7974

3 жыл бұрын

It's all jokes dumbass lol. He doesn't hate Americans. We're good targets to make fun of because of how pathetic some aspects of our country are.

@stephanieafrifa1696

2 жыл бұрын

They r jealous of Americans and they r still coming in our country

Is $4000 for business class expensive?

@WilliamMurphy-uv9pm

5 ай бұрын

Depends on how far you are traveling and whether or not it is round trip.

that's not tofu bro, that's paneer!!

Corona beer lol.

"The United Club was pretty Run Of The Mill." That's mighty generous of you. Did you notice how they provide complimentary Oreo cookies but decided not to spring for the Oreo filling...? I thought the Polaris seat was about on par with Thai Airways B seat - from 2016. And IAH-LAX? You're definitely not getting "The Polaris Experience" - UA doesn't give a hoot about its domestic service.

1:00 corona :D

Lol at shitty alcohol . I’m not a big drinker but if I pay for business class they better get the red carpet out or they’re not seeing me again on their plane .

I have to counter, my experience is that the United app is horrible. The delta app is phenomenal.

Lol it really shows you don't fly US carriers very often, the comment is untrue. That tech is pretty common among US carriers. (Delta, Southwest etc....)

12:08 舌尖上的中国 lol

@VicariousVoyager

4 жыл бұрын

很好的节目👍！

The beer was $5.00US which equals $30.00Canadian....thanks for the video...

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

That literally makes no sense.

@stitchergary

7 ай бұрын

@@linds7774 Calm down..... it was just a joke regarding the U.S.A. & Canadian money exchange rate.....

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

@@stitchergary see, a joke needs to be funny...

So, it seems like you didn't fly Polaris business class but domestic first class with the Polaris seat. United Polaris is only for long haul flights. if you were flying Polaris Business class, you would have received slippers, an amenity kit, pajamas, 3 course meal and Saks 5th Avenue bedding. You would have also had access to the Polaris lounge in Houston, but since you weren't flying Polaris, you didn't get access to it.

@tiezheng763

5 жыл бұрын

Hey there, he addressed this in the end. He was talking about the seat and the plane, not the service.

@levifox6756

5 жыл бұрын

You actually only get pajamas on flights longer than 12 hours

@levifox6756

5 жыл бұрын

Jaf27 Seattle Seahawks that’s what I said 😂

@WilliamMurphy-uv9pm

5 ай бұрын

Has anyone tried to tell the airlines that their rules are insane and make little sense to the rest of the world. For example, domestic first class is often really premium economy and not at all like international business class, which I suggest be the universal standard for top level service on all airlines and all routes.

One fork? You complained about only having 1 fork! That is hilarious 🤣...and clueless all at once.

@stephanieafrifa1696

2 жыл бұрын

Bring your chopsticks nextime

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

Positively ridiculous. And claiming he could still taste the vinaigrette on a metal fork while he was eating his entrée? Come on. Maybe the first bite, but that’s just an absurd statement. This guy sucks.

He drank the Corona

Murica’

11:10 5'9"

You are a snarky

Asians watching an Asian eating rice with fork: 🤬

Your comment about Mexico and the toilet not being related was not funny and a very ill advised comment

If it is a choice between flying UAL, even in business class, and a Greyhound bus, one would seriously tempted to take the damn bus. Great video though.

@plainaviation

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Hamilton idk. I’ve been flying UAL a bunch in the past few years and gotta say their service is actually quite good!

@klasdillon

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never had a problem with United. You just hate United for no reason, probably for the dragging of the man, which was Republic, because the whole flight was operated by Republic. But you just believe the stupid media where they use United’s name because it’s much bigger.

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?

Yes, yes that is our country standard for healthy eating. It looks like some chef asking what a "Sah-laad" is and tossing some shit together. And salty balsamic is horribly unforgivable... It defeats the point.

@stephanieafrifa1696

2 жыл бұрын

Uhes complaining about our salads and we dont eat healthy your country eats bats rats and dogs hello

your not 5 11 your just over 6 foot

@WaiferThyme

4 жыл бұрын

pretty sure guy knows how tall he is haha

@jerrylin9798

4 жыл бұрын

@@WaiferThyme one foot is 30cm u dumb bimbo (that means an attractive but unintelligent woman)

@kennethr2906

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerrylin9798 181cm is 5 foot 11 inches ... idiot! That means ignorant.

United will blame you when more and more people attempt to join the mile high club in that bathroom. "You could make a baby in here!"🤦‍♀️

Complaining about having only one fork seems a bit much dude.

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

Right? And the fact that he said he could taste vinaigrette on the metal fork as he was eating his entrée, is absolutely absurd and impossible. This guy is a twatwaffle.

This is one of the most annoying reviews I have ever seen. Being honest about quality is totally understandable. The pompous arrogance is unnecessary. Bye Felicia

@linds7774

7 ай бұрын

The comment about tasting vinaigrette on his fork, is sending me over the edge. This guy is a bell end.

離陸はちゃんと流さなくちゃ。タイムラプスしちゃだめよぉぉぉん。

United...yikes.

You took your life in your hands flying United. It's known as "seating for a beating" UA do not beat their competitors, instead they beat their customers. UA has to be the most impolite, ill-mannered airline around.

Damn anti-American comments much?

@kennethr2906

3 жыл бұрын

Every chance he gets. Never mentions his fearless leader in any of his "jokes". I mean, it's not like Trudeau has pics of himself in blackface or anything.

Dont talk about our country USA yes we r fat and rich if u dont like us stay in your own country dont insult us

Sorry but United is absolutely atrocious. They are the same airline that delays flights in San Francisco due to "overcast." Yet, NWA and US Air, kept better schedules in Twin Cities and Philly . . . In January!

Oh please. Silver cutlery can't absorb the flavor of a vinaigrette, let alone the entire duration of your entree. The salad was pretty bad, so I’ll give you that, but griping about a fork tasting like vinaigrette? Get over yourself.

And they want a government bailout💰 for this crappy product they've got to be kidding me. I can see all the ME or Euro airlines but they all have a beautiful spacious products with ambiance. This is so tight getting in and boring color scheme with no good looking food even no menu. This is so embarrassing to say the least. I wish there was still Continental airlines United is crappy. #NoBailout for you guys.😤👎🏾

Dont talk about our country USA yes we r fat and rich if u dont like us stay in your own country dont insult us