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@queekheadtaker7021

3 жыл бұрын

Even when everybody likes the skaven nobody likes them

Friendly greeting: "I hate rats."

@eviljoel

3 жыл бұрын

Friendlier than a bullet between the eyes, at least.

@wiiblii8584

3 жыл бұрын

Rats are beauty why hate em eh everyone other than skaven huh?

@JackPorter

3 жыл бұрын

@@wiiblii8584 rats like underground caves, dwarves make underground caves, they are in contest of the same space so they naturally hate each other

@wiiblii8584

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackPorter but skaven are the master race they deserve respect

@hardscifirealworldmilitary9766

2 жыл бұрын

hey, i notice the nehekarans roll their R's when speaking

"I will send for some cheese" The casual racism of elves smh..

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

3 жыл бұрын

Elven cheese, hm-hm? I-I hungry now!

@AftermathRV

3 жыл бұрын

No, you See the elf is the Hero and brings liberty, its like a colonial Mission, they know better and want you to not eat trash

@Petterwass

3 жыл бұрын

Is just polite to offers snacks to guests :)

@mihaigolea6995

3 жыл бұрын

Elf-thing offered us cheese, we murder-kill her last yes-yes

@SnarkyZazu

3 жыл бұрын

Is it time for Cox'nCrendor in the Morning?

I just imagine there's just one genuinely good skaven wandering the world, trying to find someone, anyone, who won't try to kill or enslave him at any moment.

@Dracosian4802

Жыл бұрын

Clan mors (basically no back-stabbing) and Moulder (friends with the norscans and kinda chill) aren't as bad and surprisingly Eshin canonically are friends with Cathay.

@anexistanthuman2435

Жыл бұрын

@@Dracosian4802 Eshin are not "friends" with Cathay. They merely learned their tricks from Cathayans, presumably at knife point.

@jamiesnack

Жыл бұрын

making a skaven character thats literally this

@WyaldTalk

Жыл бұрын

For myself-self. Its personally very hard; to make humans happy. I have my pet rat.

@PlayboiMaui

Жыл бұрын

There was; he was torn to shreds by his own men

"Come-come, compare tails, longest one gets the Warpstone, yes-yes?" That's always been my favorite diplomacy line, right next to the one where the Skaven threaten to shit in the lizardmen spawning pools.

@pit_shost

3 жыл бұрын

Clan pestilens has a shat in spawning pool as a landmark as well

@yanivgalmor1747

3 жыл бұрын

its litteraly a dick comparison contest for magic uranium

@YourCrazyDolphin

3 жыл бұрын

Personally, I like a line Ikit has to the lizardmen, just blatantly disappointed they're alive. "Oh, I thought the skink-plague would've killed you... Shame."

@furanduron4926

Жыл бұрын

Gay-gay yes-yes

@Dr.AvenVon

3 ай бұрын

there is also a line where the skaven threaten to piss on the pyramids

Teclis: "Others may have failed to see you for what you are. I have not". I'm struggling to determine if this is friendly, sarcastic... or romantic.

@TheLostArchangel666

3 жыл бұрын

*insert careless whisper*

@thelotusking9901

3 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu Who actually it’s Alpharius

@brdjones3732

3 жыл бұрын

OwO

@gideonmele1556

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLostArchangel666 cue eshin

@BeondTheKDGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Witch Hunter? This post here.

I like Queek, he's the only skaven that's more likely to stab you in the front than in the back

@blakearius

2 жыл бұрын

Well Ikit Claw would too.. but only because he's always holding a bigger gun.

@MaliciousGrim05

2 жыл бұрын

@@blakearius Problem with Ikit is that he's just as likely to blow you up with a warpstone bomb

@jodofe4879

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaliciousGrim05 And probably blow up his own minions and allies in the process. You'll never know if it was treason or simply a design flaw.

@azathoththe3rd

2 жыл бұрын

Queek makes Korne proud.

@magron8029

2 жыл бұрын

@@azathoththe3rd Always believed the reasoning for their unusual loyalty is due to unintentional worship of Khorne.

Even the most friendly/welcoming greetings sound begrudging at best. Appropriate response for receiving a Skaven "diplomat."

@shorewall

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin spy, more like. :D

@droideka1890

3 жыл бұрын

Judging by some responses, I think they send the representative alongside gutter runners “Red eyes in the dark... is that you, Skaven?” But sometimes they prefer the more direct approach (AKA: probably escorted by 4 stormvermin) “Holding court for vermin... there’s no greater joy...” “VERMIN? ON MY DECK?”

@corpselight7989

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Skrolk sending a diplomat at all would cause paranoia. They could just smash a vial in their stronghold or ship and leave it a haunted husk lol

@PAPride95

2 жыл бұрын

@@corpselight7989 "Get away rat, you carrier of plague." "I also carry presents!" "Oh, how sweet." "It's plague." "Dammit."

@corpselight7989

2 жыл бұрын

@@PAPride95 "We-we bring plagued north-man-thing heart!"

Skaven's inability to detect sarcasm has served the dark elves well.

@MouldMadeMind

2 жыл бұрын

It's because they always assume to be lied too.

@Strikerkong

Жыл бұрын

Things are going good great for them.

"You Skaven are a scourge on this world... a bit like me." is such a cute line.

@gavinbillings6535

Жыл бұрын

You gotta love old luther

@GarmrKiDar

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he's flattering himself more than a little bit by comparing the threat posed by his little fleet, to the threat posed by the Skaven race...

@swatcccp4673

2 ай бұрын

​@@GarmrKiDarwell little you say. He has like half a thousand ships

That one High Elf girl was actually polite enough to offer the Skaven representative Cheese while they waited for the Phoenix King to arrive. "That pointy ear nice-good! We kill-murder he last, yes-yes!"

@robertnelson9599

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, Skave actually enjoy the taste of warpstone like a narcotic.

@nomadgaming8985

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 so they dont like cheese

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

3 жыл бұрын

Robert Nelson bruh, how much warpstone do they got? It’s a religious object, energy source for their machinery, ammunition for their weaponry, and a drug? You would think they’d run out of the stuff eventually.

@Garudadurag

3 жыл бұрын

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 the stuff falls from morrslieb and crashes to the surface periodically, in addition to digging it out of the ground.

@anubarak9184

3 жыл бұрын

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 We never-never tell how much; no, no! But do not worry-fear, is not-not that much... Do you-you have more warpstone for me-us, hm?

"What can you offer me rodent" They. Have. Machine. Guns.

"You are a coward - that much is plain to me, Skaven." "Yes-yes, and?"

"There is something about you I just dont trust.." *Doomsphere ticking below his feet*

@void-creature

3 жыл бұрын

That I just don’t tru- *DOOOOOOM* faint echo of mad rat laughter

"Everybody likes Skaven" Friendly lizardmen: *well yes, but actually no*

@weezact7

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, most of the responses were essentially "We will tolerate you because you've given us money and/or killed our enemies"

@Random.Rebel.Lt.General

2 жыл бұрын

"Friendly" lizardmen

@gudboah4688

2 жыл бұрын

@@weezact7 that’s actually a reason why Thanquol is alive. Since Thanquol causes more harm to other skaven that to any other race, the Slann dictate that he lives since his existence is a net benefit to them.

You missed a few Skaven responses. Due to their spinelessness, they'll give more submissive responses if your strength rank is higher than theirs.

@gearyt2355

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, that's actually really cool

@void-creature

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Because I was 1. Talking to 35. And they still acted like they were the boss........ So naturally I wiped them out to get more warp fuel

@blanck7457

3 жыл бұрын

@@void-creature if you fight them to the last or few settlements you can confederate them and get them as a lord for one of your army’s.

@kleefirestar

3 ай бұрын

Submissive and breedable

"Vermin do not last in naggaroth" Longer than in skavenblight, i can assure you.

@verruxlunox8438

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

"Tell me, How can vermin help safeguard my homeland?" *pulls out doomrocket* "This help-kill enemy-things in seconds, thank me with WARPSTONE!"

@piotrmiler234

Жыл бұрын

*and that is how Elves found new weapons contractor *

@enternamehere4124

10 ай бұрын

SKAVEN MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX BEST IN THE WORLD

so skaven measure tails like we measure cars. good to know

@orben-amos6172

3 жыл бұрын

to any one that want to know time stamp its 7:46 and 8:12

@DogKacique

3 жыл бұрын

Skaven measure tails like Tomb Kings measure Pyramids

@orben-amos6172

3 жыл бұрын

@@DogKacique yo so true. or empire measure a good mustache

@lordvarrax5060

3 жыл бұрын

“Cars” wasn’t what I interpreted it as...

@grindelz

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordvarrax5060 pp

Harkon comparing himself to Skaven is priceless.

@void-creature

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, we have so much in common..... Soooo, what are your Plans for the Weekend?

@asherroodcreel640

Жыл бұрын

​@@void-creature😂

First eight minutes: why are they so mean to the rats? Last minute: oh yeah, they're insane and gross

"Red eyes in the dark...is that you, Skaven?" such a cool line!

"Speak your filth, vermin.." Ah yes, the Asur of Ulthuan, truly they are the master of subtle oration and diplomacy.

@lionhartjohn1000

3 жыл бұрын

One of them at least offered some cheese while they wait.

don't trust no-furs, they are sneaky, unlike HONOURABLE skaven yes yes?? hmmm

@weezact7

2 жыл бұрын

IIRC, Skaven actually DO believe themselves honorable. They have a VERY different view on honor, though.

i like wulfhart, I kill skaven but no one belive me

@samtemdo8

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because he never kept a Skaven's corpse or something

@cenk2704

3 жыл бұрын

@@samtemdo8 because empire deny the existence of Skaven

@brunocobos6646

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenk2704 They have a task force of elite member of races to defend againt the vermint

@martinlysy

3 жыл бұрын

@@brunocobos6646 Uberseik five.

@Vampire123411

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinlysy Or four. It doesn't matter.

i literally dont care how evil, cruel and insane the skaven are they are cute rat people and will be pet and cherished

@ChucktheSpicyChicken

8 ай бұрын

I don't suggest petting anybody from clan pestilince, otherwise you might join us in helping kugath or maybe festus.

@randolad4850

6 ай бұрын

I second this

I like how the elves are vaguely intrigued by the idea of friendly skaven, while the Empire and Lizardmen are just like “Yeah, no. Not happening.”

Oh its you. Excellent. That got me lmfao

@danielnaylor3434

3 жыл бұрын

That one was my favorite too.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

He even says that to his brother Tyrion.

@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630

3 жыл бұрын

Teclis is very forefront about his feelings

Everyone else: "Vermin, Skaven, Rat, Coward...." Sylostra: "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratman!"

I allied with Wulfhart when I did my Clan Mors campaign. I really liked one of his greetings: “You’re a long way from home. Something we both have in common”

Ya know, a few of these are genuinely kinda nice. Reponse especially is surprising. Maybe she had a pet rat as a girl, cuz that woman is REMARKABLY kind for a member of the Ordertide entertaining a Skaven guest. Cult of Pleasure is unsurprisingly down for the rats. I almost feel bad for Malekith, given how easy is mum is. Also that one elf lady. She was actually pretty congenial. Offering food to skaven? Very generous.

@VeryPeeved

2 жыл бұрын

easily the most light hearted of the responses. she had that sort of tone where she obviously doesn't really know what to make of the circumstances she finds herself in, but in a good way.

@Ale-mv3gr

Жыл бұрын

Well Repanse was a originally a peasant, so she might have some sympathy to being looked down by everyone.

@robertcross9863

Жыл бұрын

Yes very generous especially since there going to steal all of the remaining cheese on the way out

@opo3628

Жыл бұрын

"Also that one elf lady. She was actually pretty congenial. Offering food to skaven? Very generous." *That one completely WOOSHED over your head. Offering them cheese was her being entirely sarcastic (and racist).*

@Veldazandtea

11 ай бұрын

@@opo3628 She could have also meant what she said. Joke or not. And is there a reason a rat wouldn't like cheese if humanoid races do? Seems like you're being racist yourself.

Other title: “horrible rats experience micro aggressions for 9 minutes”

Surprised Lizardmen are willing to parlay with Skaven.

@thelotusking9901

3 жыл бұрын

There is something else that needs to die more urgently

@Cooli167

3 жыл бұрын

All part of the "plan"

@KrimzonFlygon1

2 жыл бұрын

Like what?! Did Drachenfels come back?!

Everyone that isn't skaven: "the fuck do you want?" Skaven: "greetings my fellow sigma male."

No polite Vladdy Daddy. :(

@randomcenturion7264

3 жыл бұрын

Ah well. Can't have em all.

@douglassilva4858

3 жыл бұрын

Vlad have only interactions with the game 1 races :(

@sablephantom1

3 жыл бұрын

@@douglassilva4858 Meanwhile, only a select few of the game 2 races have lines for the game 1s...

"-Rat-spawn. I am not as forgiving as Sotek." Damn, Mazdamundi is the best 😂 and also reference to Star Wars, when Vader said similar thing.

"There is a terrible darkness upon you tiny heart skaven" Skaven: I just want a Hug-hug... ;( Poor skavie has no friend !

@Milenos

3 жыл бұрын

hug-hug.... stab!

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

They deserve no friend-companion. Yes-yes!

@Siathuan

3 жыл бұрын

Read some Redwall! ... no, wait, still villains. Forget I said anything.

@Veldazandtea

11 ай бұрын

So the skaven can stab stab my back with a dagger? Sneaky sneaky Skaven. Yes yes.

Lizardmen and Skaven are natural enemies, like Elves and Skaven, or Dwarves and Skaven, or Men and Skaven, or Skaven and other Skaven. Damn Skaven, they ruined Skavenblight!

that "honorable skaven" line killed me lol

Surprised Arkhan even listens considering it was Skaven that helped kill Nagash

@robertnelson9599

3 жыл бұрын

According to the lore, most of the factions would not even consider being nice to other factions.

@PAPride95

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 Yep. The Order races (Empire, Dwarfs, High Elves, Lizardmen, etc.) would treat with each other fairly (barring a few exceptions - Dwarfs and Elves, for example), and two Disorder (Chaos, Skaven, Vampires, Dark Elves, etc.) factions _might_ be willing to cooperate once in a blue moon, but diplomacy between Order and Disorder races? Nah - not without _very_ extenuating circumstances. There's just too much bad blood over too many centuries.

@MrJinglejanglejingle

3 жыл бұрын

@@PAPride95 Those circumstances being something like the End Times, when Vladdy Daddy decided to play nice with Mortals, and Nagash was a bro.

@PAPride95

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJinglejanglejingle Exactly. And it says quite a bit about this setting and the people that inhabit it that it took the literal _end of the world_ for many of these factions to put aside their differences for a common cause - that cause, of course, being stopping the world from blowing up.

@MrJinglejanglejingle

3 жыл бұрын

@@PAPride95 Which they failed at... Because GW are terrible writers. I mean, the end of the End Times would've probably resulted in everyone kinda... Not knowing what to do. I mean, Nagash is back, the Skaven are everywhere, most of the greatest heroes are dead or dying...

I like the idea that the only non-violent way to handle business in Skaven society is to compare tails (and that Great Horned Rat approves of such dplomacy, for he clearly has the best tail of them all)

"There is something about you that I just don't trust..." Ikit: *whispering* "Be stealthy-sneaky! I can only distract-bother the elf for so long! Get. That. Cheese!"

Malekith: Do you know what we do to vermin in Naggaroth? Ikit "Gamer" Klaw: Do you know what we call Elves from Naggaroth? 🤡

@mrstorch5068

Жыл бұрын

Ikit about to do a warcrime.

@gaffgarion7049

11 ай бұрын

"Sorry Mr. Marsh the answer was Naggers"

Tyrion: "There is something about you i just don't trust." Me: "Could it possibly be the fact that he's a disgusting, inherently evil and genocidal oversized rat?

@mrschizo2837

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it's the very real possibility that they've built a network of tunnels with some kind of superweapon directly below that very throne room.

@DzinkyDzink

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's racist!

@PumpkinHoard

3 жыл бұрын

@@DzinkyDzink Skaven Lives Matter!

@sjs9698

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrschizo2837 very, very likely. my first long-term act in *every* skaven campaign so far is to order an undercity below tyrion's throneroom.

Telices and moriathi were kind all things considered

@MAGAMER1300

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget repanse she was nice!

@thelotusking9901

3 жыл бұрын

Respanse was polite, not quite the same

@JimRFF

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Morathi in particular is just *drowning* her comments in sarcasm... Repanse just straight up respects the Skaven for talking to her... Teclis is somewhere in the middle, I can't decide if he's being sarcastic, or if he's doing the Teclis thing that he does "No, everyone else in the universe is wrong, *I'm* the only one who can see the real truth!" and decides the Skaven are good guys

@Hfsm33

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimRFF Morathi is definitely being sarcastic.

Kind of hope they update voicelines for WH1 and WH2 races to interact with each other

@jamesbernadette6216

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Would love to hear what Vlad has to say after High Elves being so... polite :D

@CommanderBohn

3 жыл бұрын

Aye. Bonus if Karl mentions Emperor Mandred Skavenslayer.

@MouldMadeMind

2 жыл бұрын

It's quite hard to get voice actors back.

You can be on friendly terms with Tehenhauin as skaven? Surely this is a bug.

@victuz

2 жыл бұрын

Or a mod.

"Why should the kraken, speak with the rodent?" "We offer-give weapons of mass destruction-death" "I am all ears"

And these are the friendly dialogues?

@TheBarser

3 жыл бұрын

I will send for some cheese for you.

@thebigidea9659

3 жыл бұрын

Yep pretty much.

@markloeffler85

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, they're not threatening to kill you on sight. For Skaven thats a major improvement.

@PAPride95

3 жыл бұрын

The Skaven are world-renowned villains and monsters. Simply being in their presence probably sours these guys' day. Worse still when they come _offering_ something - they extend one hand to shake while using the other to choose the knife they'll stab your back with, and everyone knows it.

@bolikde9389

3 жыл бұрын

@@PAPride95 World renowend ? I'm sure they are just a myth.

"I usually only see rats jumping off sinking ships..." Luthor Harkon has the funniest line toward Skaven.

I love how Aranessa mentioned Captain Skretch. An Undead Skaven Serving under Noctilus with a giant Fish as his Ship. (I Highly recommend reading some lore about him)

The Skaven have single handedly convinced me to buy this game

"Rats... I hate rats." What a friendly greeting!

"I will send for some cheese while you make your request, rodent." *Blushing skaven noises*

I like how the Skaven greetings are barely more friendly than the non Skaven ones

...this kind of diplomacy sort of makes me want to do a genocidal world conquest as the Skaven. I've never felt so bad for ratfolk.

@DzinkyDzink

3 жыл бұрын

Pick Queek, yes-yes! Put their heads on a trophy rack! Let's hear their courtesies then, yes-yes!

1:18 "Vermin, on my deck? This isn't a sinking ship!" LMAO 😂

@NcrXnbi

9 ай бұрын

"But sir-sir, the ship is is sink-sinkiiin!" "What do you mean Vermin?" * * *Doom rocket launched.* * *

"I will send for some cheese" OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GONNA NEED AN EARTHBLOOD FOR THAT BUUUUUUUUUURN

@mrfrost6211

3 жыл бұрын

Mate that won't work You need invocation of nehek for the dead

@austingole4861

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure even that won’t work if the body has been incinerated

@void-creature

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure the skaven was just grateful for the cheese, signed the non-aggression pact, left, and ate the gifted cheese on a hill as he watched the elven city get blown up by a doomsphere

@NotSaddamHussein

3 жыл бұрын

Most diabolical scheme yes-yes?

Imagine all of these factions and races being rude to the most technologically advanced race? They do realize that one rat nuke and bye bye you go boom.

@user-unos111

3 жыл бұрын

They are trying to be polite, considering everyone knows skaven only deserve death.

@Orrissan

3 жыл бұрын

Also one of the races that is pretty much hellbent on ending all the other ones, and the only reason they can't is that they keep fucking betraying each other. Seriously if they quit that shit for a singular year they would have ended everyone else. But most races also don't know the level that Skaven can go, because the Skaven themselves don't usually let it get that far with the amount of backstabbing. In fact Skaven themselves (in some level of lore) had a ban on getting caught (the Humans specifically had a much harsher one), or trying to do big maneuvers without approval, punishable by Eshin. Cause they liked being played on the downlow. But most races do realize how serious a threat they pose, but perhaps not how close they truly are from getting their paws on it.

@jodofe4879

3 жыл бұрын

Skaven have the most advanced technology? Lizardmen beg to differ. They have actual spaceships and solar-powered death rays. Also, Skaven technology is famously unreliable. A skaven nuke is as likely to blow up the Skaven themselves as it is to blow up its intended victims. Of course, the Skaven being Skaven, they do not consider this a problem.

@hipsterviking2658

3 жыл бұрын

@@jodofe4879 I find that’s to believe.

@DogKacique

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the Rat nuke didn't end well for the Skaven in the books

Vermin? On my deck? It is more likely than you think. Free Skaven check!

""""""""""Friendly"""""""""" greetings.

"I'm a simple rat: you offer cheese, I will take it" - Lord Pinktail, Collecter of the Cheese-Tithe

"My master does not trust you" Nice smidgen of lore reference

Skaven especially Ikkit are pretty much just world renowned villains that can breed thousands in short time and have a renown for making weapons of doom from essentially nuclear demon anthrax. If they offer you a deal its already too late for you or they plan on back stabbing you later. I love them.

i love how most skaven voices sound realy apropriate for them and snikch sounds so deep youd think hes a warrior of chaos or something

Wow, Repanse was pretty cool. My favourite Brettonian for a reason!

Aww, Repanse is actually sweet. Must be secretly a fan of Ratatouille.

Second Friendly greetings: "I hate rats". I guess this is compliment for skaven beacuse he admit they are naughty boys heh

Are you sure this isn’t everyone hates Skaven?

@sjs9698

3 жыл бұрын

nah these are *very* polite greetings. they deserve far worse & everyone knows it.

@mantisking6167

3 жыл бұрын

A more accurate title would be "Everybody hates the Skaven slightly less"

Serra is so kind, she even offered cheese 2:22

I love how a solid third of the interactions are just roasting the absolute *SHIT* out of the Skaven 😂

No rats on my sinking ship!

The only greetings that aren't openly hateful are just sarcastic. Except for Tomb Kings, but maybe sarcasm hadn't been invented back when they were still living.

Wasn't expecting Repanse to be chill with Skaven, but that's pretty aight. Teclis was pretty funny to be honest. You could twist that second line so far out of context. Actually Serra of Cothique wasn't all that bad either to be fair. Shame this wasn't Mortal Empires, would have been interesting to hear Empire and Warhammer's Nicest Leader Vlad have a few comments.

@Marxamune

3 жыл бұрын

Serra even offered him some cheese, what a nice girl. I'm sure it wasn't meant as an insult, when have High Elves ever done that?

@sjonnieplayfull5859

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marxamune *cough* War of the *cough* beard *cough cough*

@DzinkyDzink

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 War of Vengeance you bloody pointy-ear sympathizer!

@sjonnieplayfull5859

3 жыл бұрын

@@DzinkyDzink im using the name they gave it, to further show their arrogance. Don't trust anything without a proper beard!

@ComicalConqueror

2 жыл бұрын

i guess the writers assumed she wouldn't know what they are

All the 'friendly' Lizardmen greetings be like "Goodnight, Westly. Good work. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning!"

@sjs9698

3 жыл бұрын

just finished a krok gar campaign & it amused me how often he talks to his carnosaur telling it the lizardman version of 'settle down, we'll eat this prey later'

@thedreamscripter4002

3 жыл бұрын

Well, lorewise, lizardmen should hate skavens with all their reptilian hearts - so that's pretty accurate

Empire: we like you skaven but we will not say you existed

Miss Bretonnia actually sounded kind

Dont trust no-furs!

Skaven: The most oppressed minority

@Oscar_Lasco

3 жыл бұрын

The most oppressed majority considering their demography.

@DzinkyDzink

3 жыл бұрын

Minority... Riiight...

@NotSaddamHussein

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oscar_Lasco drown them in bodies yes-yes?

2:26 i find it pretty sweet how they offer some snacks, even if it comes off as passive-aggresive.

Repanse was surprisingly friendlu

Tau: I'm tired of everyone shit talking me! Skaven: First time?

I wonder how skaven diplomats even manage to get to do things and not get killed at the gate.

Poor rat folks

i see, Arkhan has not forgotten the skaven...

Who in their right mind would receive a Skaven diplomat??!! 😂😂

2:27 that is such a high elf response.

Skaven quite a beautiful race yes yes Indeed each with an immeasurable ego and paranoia with great religion, origins a mystery, with war machines that rival no other and monsters the likes no one has seen before as well as those who strike from the dark enter unknown and leave having left their mark

Dark Elves: still hostile Bretonnia: open to new ideas Humans: "I don't even know how we got here"

Trusted friends scold and belittle masochist rats

If anything this is a step forward as they're not killing the furry sociopath on sight.

My cold, dead heart is briefly warmed by the word uniting it is disgust against the loathsome vile ratmen and their kins

*sad ratman noises*

@DzinkyDzink

3 жыл бұрын

"Why don't we steal their love and rememberance?"

"I will send for some cheese while you make your request, rodent." Skaven Diplomat writing in his diary-journal: "Today, nice-kind elf-breeder gave me cheese, and listened-heard my words, and didn't even whip-beat me once! I like-like being a diplomat... :)"

The skaven been like? Pufff imposible because you can't like something that doesn't exist

Grim can 'ardly see you, past Groms belly. Love that one

Me: The force is strong with this one Skaven: we Skaven are dependable-trustworthy allies, we are honorable yes-yes. Legendoftotalwar: *Screeching Skaven noises* Not cheesy enough, horned One must be sated

Repanse actually showing some class and respect. Gotta love Bretonnia. They are true to their words of honor.

I love how even the friendliest greeting is either begruding or condecending,at best

You can say a lot about Bretonnia, but them being Impolite is not one of them. They showed common curtesy to oversized rats who are hellbent on destroying everything.