Ah yes the three things I'm most incapable of: Maths, French, and sleep

@marcelar9616

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@krypbo

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment so far, lmao

@OB233.

4 жыл бұрын

This is a comment I can appreciate

@janbruger9609

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the four things I'm most incapable of: Maths, French, and sleep.

@Jazzgin

4 жыл бұрын

I speak English I speak French I don’t understand him.

Trying to relax but more stressed about imagining myself as a student STRUGGLING to understand a single word he's saying lol

@maryjeanjason6231

4 жыл бұрын

griffMcTall is he talking in english? Or mixed with other language?

@jonasmcclain2134

4 жыл бұрын

@@maryjeanjason6231 it's english but he has a *THICC* accent

@seditiouswalrus

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zammy-gj8xn yeah but in general terms it's still useful to just be able to communicate properly, either that or just stick to your primary language. Still the whole video is very relaxing.

@Farsightful

4 жыл бұрын

Jobro110 i don’t really struggle to understand him because I am french. But I acknowledge that he s not putting that much effort into it, aaaand he definitely needs to be louder.

@thehh5118

4 жыл бұрын

So true lol

It’s always better when it’s unintentional and I don’t know why

@justinliberman3970

4 жыл бұрын

It's because it's natural. I'm not an expert in ASMR but the fact that a lot of us watch these videos is because there is something in our brain that responds well to these kinds of sounds. I imagine that from when we're young and our brains are developing, we build up positive responses to ASMR because it's soothing, and we all have our own "triggers" that can set it off. For some people it's brushing sounds, for others its a soft accent, and when the sounds happen more naturally and we aren't expecting it we are more positively affected.

@joemarsden68

4 жыл бұрын

yeah this is the best i agree. forced asmr is just that, feels forced. this is how people just are in life and it feels natural for some reason.

@agtwhereami

4 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way about traffic violations.

@HeySarahGurl

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. I find when too many asmrtists lose their touch, I can tell that they’re trying. It’s no longer a whisper video or a soft spoken/unintelligible video just for enjoyment of doing so, it’s a sharp whisper with too many tappings. Often I think their thought process is more trigger are better. My opinion is less is more but that’s just me

@joevan2995

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Moore it’s easier to explain this when someone walks in your room rather than explaining a girl licking fake ears that doubles as a mic.

Camera swings around and it’s a kindergarten class.

@aesthetic_apples888

4 жыл бұрын

All soundly asleep

@feelmyice

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha that legit made me spit my coffee out.

@aftermath4096

3 жыл бұрын

this is even more funny because France is widely recognized as having one of the most hardcore math curriculum in the world (probably why they have the highest rate of Fields Medals per capita for countries with at least 10 million people).

@paulredgrave4448

2 жыл бұрын

...or cardboard cutouts a la "King of comedy"

@USNavyMC

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

This is actually PhD french mathemathician Daniel Bennequin presenting his doctoral dissertation, he is famous for having a theory called the Bennequin-Thurston number, about math knots and topology

@igorvnz

4 жыл бұрын

@Cactus Jack lmaoo i can feel it

@reece2779

4 жыл бұрын

Key word, theory

@darthinsidious838

4 жыл бұрын

@Cactus Jack Dude, i don't know what it was about your comment that made me laugh so hard, but I legit laughed out loud at 4am and woke up my dog 😂

@MrDeathMachine

4 жыл бұрын

Will this help us get to Mars?

@poopoo69000

3 жыл бұрын

Cactus Jack tell him cactus jack sent you

He sounds like Robin William's portraying a shy French man who has walked into a class room and unintentionally starting teaching 😂

@AScleMR

4 жыл бұрын

I csn totally hear this 😭😭😭❤️

@FC-eh7ll

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA oh my...

@chacha2285

3 жыл бұрын

Dead Poets Society

@MarkLaf

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@SessVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t unhear it.

Not exactly a point of pride when a teacher's class is described as sleep-inducing

@diegolima9403

4 жыл бұрын

Yep ahaha

@NOMADCINEMATICS1

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that every teachers class though??

@tomaszkusinski2638

4 жыл бұрын

@@NOMADCINEMATICS1 Hardly.

@Flackon

4 жыл бұрын

@@NOMADCINEMATICS1 Thankfully no, but good teachers are so rare that I won't begrudge you for not having encountered one in your entire life

@sorou

4 жыл бұрын

Damon Self Idk man, currently in a class called “Halloween Studies 101” - next weeks topic is disinformation and spiritualism, so we get to present and analyze any conspiracy theory of our choosing. So far, it be slappin

He genuinely seems to be a gentle soul bless him

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

2 жыл бұрын

What gave you the impression he was a raving dangerous lunatic?

@mynameisntdave6012

Жыл бұрын

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Anyone that knows this level of math is a serial killer, they use the math to calculate the best way to catch there next prey 💀💀💀

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

Жыл бұрын

@@mynameisntdave6012 Walter white can vouch for that.

I had a Russian teacher like this where you could not understand a word he said. Failed unfortunately. Went to a different school in the district and passed easily. So it was definitely him.

@nated8678

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, with all do respect I feel they should not really employ teachers who are so hard to understand for that reason you stated.

@AmusementLabs

4 жыл бұрын

@@nated8678 I completely agree. Students need to focus on the material first, not spend half the time trying to understand and decide what's said.

@elsadcukali8532

4 жыл бұрын

Amusement Labs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SyntheToonz

4 жыл бұрын

As asmr he is excellent. Teaching, not so much. He frequently does not complete sentences.

@gc8972b

4 жыл бұрын

even with a proper accent, there's still a long way to becoming a good teacher. i had a few and they're unforgettable. it is definitely a calling

Imagine this guy visiting KZread and finding his lectures reuploaded as "sleep-inducing ASMR" 🙂

@thefotysixth

4 ай бұрын

Yes lol that would be strange and disappointing xD

@pgc6290

4 ай бұрын

Lol.

This isn't a class, it's a visiting lecture. Don't worry about failing!

@Farsightful

4 жыл бұрын

scose i noticed the comments of people who would never take his level of courses anyway as well.

@yeetsmith1105

4 жыл бұрын

@@Farsightful oh look, they're so advanced that they can get credit for uh doing nothing?

@chemontheys3182

3 жыл бұрын

Cool 👍 Goodnight 😴

@alverygrissom2544

Жыл бұрын

this comment made the video 10 times more relaxing, thank you

@brytanniparrett

9 ай бұрын

is this statistical mechanics?

I'm from Romania, but I studied civil engineering in english, and I had a few old romanian professors who talked exactly the same as this guy. You could not understand a single thing. One was like 85 yo and sometimes fell asleep while teaching. So, I'm trained, I actually understand what he's saying lmao

@gracetamo110

2 жыл бұрын

85?!! Shouldn't be he retired by that age?

@Giri93067

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracetamo110 he was, but in my country, if you prove there's no personnel to fill a certain position, the same person (but can be another one, too) can be re-hired, and get paid less than his usual salary, because he was also receiving retirement money

@ALEX-fq7hh

Жыл бұрын

You got a superpower lol

@KatFib

5 ай бұрын

The best comment, I can't stop laughing!

Sounds nice but the quiet soft spoken speaking with a heavy French accent mixed with the sloppy chalkboard handwriting at a university level would make this class a nightmare😂

@red_dll

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Definetely a class I would skip and learn by myself. Edit: I have to revisit my comment. He is actually not that hard to follow.

@janedoe-ex5wo

4 жыл бұрын

😆For real!

@gc8972b

4 жыл бұрын

@@red_dll props to your honesty

@redmanish

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel King I had Cell Biology with an Iraqi man who had a lisp and whose handwriting was illegible. He knew his shit but OH MY GOD was that the most difficult class I’ve ever had to date because I couldn’t understand a damn thing he said. I had to go to every one of his office hours just to get clarification on my notes.

@music_holds_my_fading_soul

4 жыл бұрын

At college I had an off the boat lady from asia try to teach one of my classes. I failed because noone could understand her crap attempt at english. Teaching classes is not practice. Still mad at her to this day.

As someone in their 5th year of a math doctorate, I understood a solid 60% of this lol.

@kendra58

4 жыл бұрын

could you please explain the topic he is talking about for us laymen

@millstan594

3 жыл бұрын

@skin09588 Sometimes haha

@MrHousetronic

4 ай бұрын

@@kendra58 Daniel Bennequin (3 January 1952) is a French mathematician, known for the Thurston-Bennequin number (sometimes called the Bennequin number) introduced in his doctoral dissertation. In the mathematical theory of knots, the Thurston-Bennequin number, or Bennequin number, of a front diagram of a Legendrian knot is defined as the writhe of the diagram minus the number of right cusps. It is named after William Thurston and Daniel Bennequin. The maximum Thurston-Bennequin number over all Legendrian representatives of a knot is a topological knot invariant.

4 minutes 25 seconds into the video, I realized he is speaking English

@grassfedcharlie

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂. Accent thick af

This has made me discover that I miss the sound of chalk on a blackboard after finishing education 30 years ago...not the lessons, just the sound

@alverygrissom2544

2 жыл бұрын

it's never too late to go back, i have a 65 years old classmate, he's the best, i love his deadpan humour

@Jamie_Pritchard

2 жыл бұрын

@@alverygrissom2544 The classes are there but blackboards/chalkboards are a rarity these days

@darkprince56

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jamie_Pritchard For real, my university here in South Texas got rid of almost all chalk boards in favor of white boards

@anavgeekspassion5727

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkprince56 Damn bruh we have TV screens instead. Even worse.

Imagine having this class around 1:30, right after lunch... no ma’am, I would fail instantly

I would fail this class

@AquilaTheHun

4 жыл бұрын

His English is so poor that I have no idea what he is talking about. Not just because it's Maths. Luckily I do understand ASMR. 😊

@deswegendas9034

4 жыл бұрын

amiloradeon his english is not bad at all wth

@Tremaine26

4 жыл бұрын

@@deswegendas9034 It is very bad for Americans at least. Sounds like another language with random English words mixed in.

@hydra_lisk

4 жыл бұрын

@@AquilaTheHun it's not really his English i noticed, it's his thick thick accent that makes his speech sound way worse than it actually is

@headfirstforhalos5598

4 жыл бұрын

deadass took french 3 years and all i learned was how to understand this accent

My AP stats teacher would always give the most fascinating lectures but his voice was so relaxing that it made me fall asleep at least once a week

0:02 the way he flip his phone

@marshmelows

4 жыл бұрын

At least he has a phone! My calculus teacher didn't even have an e-mail

@oe542

3 жыл бұрын

IKR?!

@barnabomusique4615

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Just reminds me of my engineering class where no one could understand the prof half the time and half the class failed so he had to bump up their scores.

@wardnelen3140

4 жыл бұрын

my mechanics/Techonology teacher is one of the workst teachers and he dousn't bump up the score but i teach my friends on some hours instead of him because they do understand me😅

it's about entropy, this much I understand:D but seriously I admire people who research this (and whoever can follow this lecture). btw. if you like it, check out this previous Math Unintentional ASMR video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/d2x6mcOeaMnferg.html

@torpid

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

God bless all the students in his class. I can't imagine how hard it must be for them to concentrate without falling asleep.

Chalk, classroom sounds, boring teacher.....perfection. 😴

That French accent is very soothing and calming!!

I am French. And I love how he talks. I have the exact same accent! hahaha. It's very complicated for us to remove our French accent, I don't know why.

@charlesmartinjr3971

8 ай бұрын

Eh, don't feel too bad. Americans speaking French have a hard time removing their American accents, too.

@lukasm6905

7 ай бұрын

French people can keep their accents ❤❤❤❤

@rafael3787

6 ай бұрын

Pareil 😂

@parker4591

6 ай бұрын

to be honest, french accents in the english language sounds so pretty.. I love when people have accents, it sounds so much more interesting to me than our very harsh american way of speaking

@davecrupel2817

6 ай бұрын

It's understandable when you speak a wrong language, like French. 😂 Just kidding! But for real. French is such a sophisticated language. And so is English. And from what I've been told, American english is somehow even more difficult. Though I don't know how true that is. Besides, i don't think it's reasonable to expect a foreigner to obtain picture perfect english pronunciation. No moreso than for an English speaker to obtain perfect *Francais* pronunciation.

Every math class is unintentional ASMR

Why am I so stressed about failing this class?

@BSfree25

4 жыл бұрын

Lety Cancino 😂

You're the master hunter of unintentional ASMR! All those binaural scenario based ones don't do a damn thing for me. I don't mean to be snobbish, but it has to happen naturally like rain or wind through the trees. I guess I'm a romantic.

@katieh8186

4 жыл бұрын

Clint Beck semide coco asmr does a really good job of making it feel like a genuine interaction without purposefully repeating words, fiddling w/ latex gloves, etc, all that stuff irritates me. Also periwinkle rose

@arturo22ize

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@ProViLL12

4 жыл бұрын

@@katieh8186 you mean the german cocoasmr?

@katieh8186

4 жыл бұрын

Alf Lauren nope! Her channel name is Semide Coco asmr, she does awesome realistic medical role plays and stuff

@cvbabc

4 жыл бұрын

@@katieh8186 Thanks, I'll have to check out her channel. Everybody is different and that's the great thing about KZread, you can get all these variations.

I opened this video for 2 SECONDS and knew i'm gonna pass out to this tonight

@JM-bl3ih

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Fastitocalon69

4 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@israeldlr4365

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆

It always amuses me how often the most brilliant scientists/mathematicians/researchers are also terrible teachers, who couldn't explain their work clearly or concisely if their lives depended on it.

@Narniak69

2 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps they aren't quite as "brilliant" as the system makes them out to be.

@FuttBuckerson

2 жыл бұрын

@@Narniak69 yeah dude, that's it. Whatever calms your ego to sleep better at night.

@cerealhit555

2 жыл бұрын

@@Narniak69 yeah... no. I guarantee you that these guys are very smart in what they do. Doesn't mean they are smart everywhere else (his pronounciation is horrible)

@benrees5705

2 жыл бұрын

@@cerealhit555 you speak much French?

@Bourbaquiche

2 жыл бұрын

@@Narniak69 he isn't brilliant sure, it's a genius

I don’t think his accent is hard to understand. It’s just that he’s speaking super quietly and mumbling half of his words

This gives me such anxiety LOL, I can imagine being so clueless in this class

@lukasjuhrich503

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking for math students: That's completely normal. The secret is to embrace it. After a few years of cluelessness, there will suddenly be a moment where you're surprised that you actually understood the basics of the first ten minutes (although nothing after that), and then you just go along with that momentum :D

@Nicolas-pf2qf

4 жыл бұрын

I literally didn't understand a single shit. I think I don't even how to count

Nice part: its asmr and I will fall to sleep Bad part: It‘s math so I will get nighmares😀😂

@frenchsmellyfeet4966

2 жыл бұрын

Pourquoi tu mets Algéria alors que je suppose que tu vis pas la bas

It is so comforting to know all those subsets just fit in that axiom of probable categories on this theorem in Omega’s observable reality of objectivities which can be localized naturally, especially when this is your first class at 08:30AM and you sit at the window, when it is still a bit dark outside and drizzly. The asmr really kicks in with a hangover and lack of sleep the night before. Lovely. I wish I was there.

It sounds like the scientist muppet that just meeps

@ashleyshaver8045

4 жыл бұрын

devindouzstuff _ HAHAHAHAHA

@NadrianATRS

4 жыл бұрын

devindouzstuff _ Beaker?

@tarijdjackson

4 жыл бұрын

You’re probably Thinking of the Swedish Chef 😭

@devindouzstuff_8250

4 жыл бұрын

@@tarijdjackson he does sound like the swedish chef too

@Fastitocalon69

4 жыл бұрын

Omg it's all I hear now. Fucking Beaker

Thought it was Eric Cantona for a sec

@dombri

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh aah Cantona I said Ooh aah Cantona

@MrTaytersDeep

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to karate kick a student in the front row!

@ChrisSmith-wh6bq

4 жыл бұрын

Ze seagulls follow ze trawler

@jonahjones1702

4 жыл бұрын

@@arturobandini4078 I know unfortunately haha at least we do mate

@hamishalexander5294

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Palace fans in the class watch out, Erics gonna kick ye in the fucking head...

I really appreciate you finding these videos and rehosting them-I have plenty of videos in my Best ASMR playlist that have been removed or unlisted by the original creators since they weren't initially meant for ASMR. I always love being able to save these videos and know they probably won't be going anywhere!

Great ASMR! I'm glad I'm not a student trying to understand what he's saying :-D

@brokenjellybean

2 жыл бұрын

The sound of the chalk on the board is the best... this is so relaxing.

Fantastic! The french accent is awesome!

@ClarenceFM

4 жыл бұрын

Oui, indeed! :)

Wow somehow he makes me less ashamed of my hand writing skills. Great find btw. Can't understand much of the math - so this is pretty much perfect unintentional ASMR :D

Even sitting in the front row I would fail this course. I only understand every other word he said. "Information fhfjsk hfhss omega category hdh fhdhd shdhf simplify."

The Bob Ross of math.

I understood about 25% of the words he was using and 0% of the math. I can't even listen to him, so my brain subconsciously focuses on the accent. This is my favorite kind of ASMR.

One second in and I'm in REM sleep

I love when the chalk hits and moves on the board. Even back when I was in grammar and high school

Came for the tingles, stayed for the math.

I’m just impressed how fast he can chalk complex equations with accuracy.

Frech and Math. Who would have thought that two things that I despise make something so angelic.

@damnbro_idc

4 жыл бұрын

@@delko000 je n'aime pas mon prof de francaise mais france est sympa

@maestrotodopoderoso3158

3 жыл бұрын

@@damnbro_idc stick to english

I would love a video on just the chalk on the chalkboard. It is so soothing and relaxing. Perfect for ASMR. So much better than dry erase markers and boards.

Ugh. Can you imagine trying to focus in this class? It’s probably held at 6:30 in the morning in a super warm lecture hall, too.

I love everything about this man

This is how we should do online classes

I think he has proven another dimension we can't see or feel exists based on mathematics if I gathered anything.

This brings me back to my college days, foreign professors with scrawled handwriting and soft, heavily accented voices. I would zone out listening to the pure ASMR and then not know what the heck was going on in the class.

My all time favorite thus far. The voice, the tapping on the chalkboard. It is so pleasing to my ears and I just relax. Have not fallen asleep so soundly in a long time

I'm not even in this math class and I already failed the final exam

He's one of those professors who has it all straight in his head, and assumes that students are on his wavelength.

I love how the title inluded confusing in it lols xD

I love how the shyness just fades when he starts talking math

This reminds me why I’m going to use online college. I understand things better reading from textbooks and using other sources to learn instead of listening to professors try to explain a concept.

I feel like I’m failing a class I dont have 😭

His voice is in perfect unison with the sound of the chalk

Math and ASMR. Heaven!

1st day of class, "we're fuked this semester"

I love it when my asmr is confusing 😄

Oh man this is a good one. Thanks for sharing!

I love him 😭😭 and this is so tingly gahh

Oh my goodnessI was 3 minutes into the video before I realized he was actually speaking English! 🤣Wish I was as smart as this guy, math is my kryptonite.. I'm so bad at it 😖

Eric Cantona teaching math after football retirement

I wish teachers still used chalk boards today... I remember when dry erase became really popular in like '00 or '01. At my school I remember them bringing in huge dry erase boards and screwing them up over the blackboards. A childhood ASMR trigger long gone 😢

finna listen to this while doing my calc III homework to remind myself i don't actually have it that bad

Is he capable of ordering anything definite from the menu in a restaurant?

Tried to go to sleep, ended up with a degree in math

I love this ❤

Omg is this why i sleep in class ?! Now I understand.... it was ASMR all along 😂😭

How do his students stay awake? I’m 3 min in and already pleasantly sleepy 🤣🤣

This guy looks exactly like what I would want my French mathematics professor to look like

Love the ASMR. If I had this class I would just get up and walk out - after my nap.

best channel, dude) thank you, author

As a french it's pretty cool and funny at the same time 👌

For me personally, it's all in the softness of the voice. No tapping, crinkling, hand waiving crap!😂

@gian.4388

4 жыл бұрын

@@arturobandini4078 Nah, you just gotta follow the right ones Imo the best ones are: Ephemeral Rift Latte ASMR PPOMO ASMR Dr. T ASMR

@gian.4388

4 жыл бұрын

@@arturobandini4078 His Iggy Manley videos are still my favourite ASMR videos ever

@pawshands9706

4 жыл бұрын

@@arturobandini4078 as am I. So damn annoying and gimmicky.

@erin3967

4 жыл бұрын

Gian. Also goodnight moon. She puts so much work into her videos its more like art

I absolutely love watching experts explaining theories carefully and realising that I would have NO IDEA where to start - just like astronomers explaining black hole theory. It's restful just knowing I'll never have to answer an exam question on these topics ..

This is great.

Personally I've always found Math classes to be sleep inducing 💤💤💤

Those poor students

His voice is epic - pure ASMR

Very relaxing video

Interesting. First time i felt the ASMR effects was in 1999 when i was taking a math class with a japonese teacher. Class was crowded so i sat on the first row that was a few feet away from the chalkboard. We were all silent and all i could hear was the dashes and dots on the chalkboard. I didnt know what it was so i felt really embarrassed cause i though the tingles i was getting was some sexual response (and the teacher was not even cute).

@Dagstyrr

4 жыл бұрын

My first asmr experience was very similar! Now this is very popular oh well!

@oe542

3 жыл бұрын

The chemical reaction happening in your body is very similar to the one you get when you’re sexually stimulated.

@twentytwo138

Жыл бұрын

Same here. Ever since i was a baby i loved the sounds of washing machines, vacuum cleaners, hair dryer etc.. But one time when i was 4 years old there was a postman on the door, he was going through letters and papers, writing and speaking softly. His voice was echoing in the building hall. I felt so limp, like melted butter. I also felt some embarrassment but later i accepted it and enjoyed. I would get ASMR triggers everywhere all the time, by all kinds of people. I started slightly manipulating people just for my relaxation, prolonging the conversation and asking questions i already know, just so they keep talking lol..

I reccomend “the crafs man show” you’re welcome ahead of time

@JimmyFoxhound

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss that guy is awesome! Not only does he have a great voice to listen to but his videos are incredibly entertaining

this vide is hilarious brilliant and effective on several levels

This will make me love math

I find that if I understood what he was talking about for only two seconds, I earned my passing grade.

Me lembrou a faculdade, minha aula mais importante meu professor falava exatamente assim kkkk o esforço pra eu ficar acordada era monumental 😂👌

How do you even find these. So good 💕

Wowzers...Blown away

as a math major, i know i would fail his class lol. cant understand him or his writing !

Very helpful for sleep, but in the real world, I would have to drop his class. I struggle to grasp anything he says.

Math always make me sleep

Part of being an academic is conveying your ideas to others