Marc is the kendrick, Dan is the drake, Gregg is the j cole

That Rogue Laptop incident was fun and noteworthy. I had a sneaking suspicion that it was not my phone -- because it was too loud -- so I went back 15 seconds or so to see if the sound had come from the studio and it did. Sadly, the highlight of the show.

Greetings hero’s and fellow listeners from Ontario, 🇨🇦.

Episode 35 of calling Marc a treasure until he acknowledges me or he gets free DiGiornos

@darthvader5685

2 ай бұрын

Never happening

@thewizardmelon7280

2 ай бұрын

Following in the hope it never happens. Being parasocial is weird

Episode 69 of me calling Marc a stud until we cook a stuffed crust, supreme DiGiorno on a George Foreman Grill and eat it paired with a nice pinot noir by candlelight.

@rjonesy3480

2 ай бұрын

Lol I see the goal has changed a bit

@OttoBuns

2 ай бұрын

What 😂

@bengalbabe

2 ай бұрын

I swear it was episode 39 the other day…. 🤔🧐

@bgpoppapump3313

2 ай бұрын

Niiiiice

@stoogeymcclahn5508

2 ай бұрын

Nice

The roast was excellent

FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY

Thank you, television man

Miss me with the Brady roast

In a universe far, far away, these three are a version of Charlie, Mac, and Dennis. Surrounded by the likes of the McPoyles, Artemis, Sweet D, Father "Rickety Cricket", the Waitress, and of course, Frank. I see Rodger Goodell arguing Bird law. Anyhow, back to this joint.

classic tough sitch is one of dan's best lines

@spencertaweel

2 ай бұрын

also I was about to get in the shower and absolutely got out to check my phone and I don't even have a damn apple

I'm surprised that you talked about the Ravens wide receivers and didn't mention the Centaur in the room that is going to make the entire room better by standing there casting a shadow, with a stiff arm known to send souls straight into that shadow realm, nevermore seen in the limelight.

THE BIRTH OF ~~MYSTIC DAN~~

my boys my boyyyyys

40:10 “Bring the Funk”. Big Funk steals the show!

Remember when Tom Brady sold a drink as a "seat belt for your brain"?

Marc. On behalf of all Sessler fans, we apologize for the constant egocentric nature of your cohost. We come to hear you, not the mindless drivels of the mystic and mundane.

Tip for players. If you want to continue to play, don't retire. 🙄

Bill not at the roast would be more shocking.

What did Marc say about the Bengals?! Quit giving us the cold shoulder!

Dan might have broken his record for how quickly he bullies Gregg in this show. Dan, it’s not necessary to get defensive about LITERALLY EVERYTHING that Gregg says. He ever so slightly corrected you on the rap beef subject and once again you jumped down his throat. Wes used to defend him against your attacks but now it’s just sad.

On the Sumo thing it was all in good fun. If he wanted to he would’ve embarrassed parsons. Wordwide NFL players don’t touch top 10 impressive athletes by sport

Any chance they had at getting Bill on this show are dead 😂

Clay Chasepool? They keep pulling up trees for JA. SMH.

Guys my god. The 49ers have already said that they plan to pay him what he is worth which is top of the market. I don't know what football you watch but Purdy is a BALLER. He was number one in the league last year in numerous stats with 24th rankd pass blocking o line. He's gonna get huge money cuz he's better than everyone not named Mahomes and Burrow. Go watch a 49ers game. Actually watch them, and tell me this guy isnt special.

@darthvader5685

2 ай бұрын

Relax little man

@jackiemoon5906

2 ай бұрын

Burrow isn’t number 2

@thewizardmelon7280

2 ай бұрын

Worth top of the market? 🤡😂 please spare us lol. Top 12 at best

@bgpoppapump3313

2 ай бұрын

This guy is an idiot.

@terrythegnome2408

2 ай бұрын

just watch.@@thewizardmelon7280

Did they forget the ravens got derrick henry

@bgpoppapump3313

2 ай бұрын

Who cares? He’s washed.

@stoogeymcclahn5508

2 ай бұрын

Zzzzz..." we do not care"

Please enough with the travon walker slander the guy had 10 sacks last year

All of the non professional roasters were poor to mediocre at best. Gronk was actually better than I expected. Brady looked like he was trying too hard to nail the comedic timing

@bgpoppapump3313

2 ай бұрын

It’s because he’s basically brain dead

10 minutes talk about Brady roast and it's all about some inside info about something completely irrelevant

1st

I only watched the highlights of the roast so I get Dan. In fairness it far exceeded my expectations I thought it would be a water down pats brady/pats love fest by old lame boomers but instead it was "edgy" and funny like the roasts of old. Nice to see there is still a place for inappropriate jokes. Me too hasn't completely killed humor. I'm still sick of Brady and find it weird he would want to be roasted publicly considering the mess his private life is in.

"c.ovid"