To be honest, if they added sharks to the triathlon this Olympics I'd watch it 🏄🦈 Check out my other Worst Movie Reviews here: kzread.info/head/PLY9KJ1cFVs7gkVDc9F4fvcy3Q1q_f5DKn

@chandanah5370

15 күн бұрын

Or just have some swimmers wear shark fins to scare people off (Marketing ideas that can get you in jail if executed.lol. )

@ladysouthwold

15 күн бұрын

LOL that would get them going!

@strangedazey546

8 күн бұрын

They need to give them shit loads of steroids and performance drugs. See how fast the can really run. Or do gymnastics!

The fact that this movie turn from normal mission to killing sharks to a disaster movie

@M24071

17 күн бұрын

yup that's the twist

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

It's so bad it's good, last 5 minutes are... interesting, a sequel would be nice

@Pj_restless

17 күн бұрын

​@@eldritchmorgasm4018 Netflix has confirmed a sequel to this movie

@teenshallot1189

17 күн бұрын

Best scene was Mika dying

@HotFiya05

17 күн бұрын

Just like this movie, this comment has no ending. "The fact that this movie turn from normal mission to killing sharks to a disaster movie" What?

There was an Ending…. The Sharks Won

@mr.perfectlyfine95

16 күн бұрын

Exactly!

@user-st1vv2bk3k

14 күн бұрын

Like Paris’ situation right now. I love the hidden propaganda behind the whole movie.

@stevejoyce3151

14 күн бұрын

Yep pretty darn cool ending

@dastemplar9681

13 күн бұрын

@@user-st1vv2bk3kTalk about a total environmentalists “circle-✊”, I was laughing too hard at how much this movie sucks 😂😂😂

@3k461

13 күн бұрын

Yeah weren’t we all cheering for the sharks 😂

I really love how the "activists" mess things up to the point to be devoured by the consequences.

@libertyadams5961

16 күн бұрын

Yh mika was so fricking annoying. Cant believe Adil risked his life jumping in after that doughnut

@laurafabianmarrero

15 күн бұрын

I was cheering for the shark to kill her since first time i saw her most annoying charather besides the mayor 😂

@nicole8809

15 күн бұрын

That always happens to activists. 28 days later .. Green inferno...

@katehermelin607

15 күн бұрын

Are you sure you understood the plot?

@Milton2k

15 күн бұрын

@@katehermelin607 Yah... what you mean? Are you trying to say this thing has some hidden meaning?

If i ever became an actor I want to get the role of mayor who denies the danger. I love that role!!🤣

@RealBradMiller

17 күн бұрын

As mayor of this comment section I'm gonna have to deny you that role, there's no need for it. *In the background you can see a situation in need of a mayor in denial*

@dantauche7917

17 күн бұрын

Best comments 😂😂

@KingOfMadCows

17 күн бұрын

As the corrupt businessman who's building a resort at your town, I applaud your willingness to stand up to the crackpot scientist/researcher/grizzled captain and their unfounded warnings about sharks/sea monsters/imminent environmental disasters.

@dorjjodvobatkhuu6457

16 күн бұрын

The actual mayor she is portraying would actually react like that, the woman is quite contreversial

@eberetatabuanaba7735

16 күн бұрын

the mayor is lowkey me in real life… if i see red flags… yeah no i dont see nothing 😎

This was honestly the most SATISFYING shark movie i've seen in a while, i was rooting for the shark the entire movie.

@Joannefibracs9994

15 күн бұрын

Right? Just couldn’t leave them alone

@Tyler-si2rj

12 күн бұрын

dude when lillith finally ate mika and then her and her child ripped her in half, i have never felt such BLISS

@winokeigo

9 күн бұрын

yes haha

@ObnoxiousCamoToe

5 күн бұрын

​@@Tyler-si2rjThe movie could've ended after Lilith grabs her and Sophia screams "Mika nooo!!!" and I would've been fine with it

@Quincy_Morris

4 күн бұрын

It’s sick and evil to want animals to kill humans in fiction.

If only they call Jason Statham

@FranklinOkafor-jj5pm

17 күн бұрын

You know ball😂😂

@nhmooytis7058

17 күн бұрын

Jean Claud Van Damme!

@machineguncrally7020

16 күн бұрын

Jason Statham would only need to use 1% of his power for this one

@jcjko5504

15 күн бұрын

They call Arnold but he says he's retired.

@nhmooytis7058

15 күн бұрын

@@jcjko5504 and old as dirt.

The one thing that makes the least amount of sense in the movie is where all the water at the end magically came from. Theres no way there was anywhere near enough water in the waterways to flood the entirety of paris.

@Oz1455

8 күн бұрын

I assumed it collapsed some structure holding the water back, but you're right.

@ObnoxiousCamoToe

5 күн бұрын

Especially considering the volume of all the holes the shells created would've displaced that volume of water, dropping the water level even further

@zee3184

4 күн бұрын

Crue de la seine 1910

@youngyuewong8941

3 күн бұрын

Not just that, but the fact the sharks are still alive also baffles me. We know that shock waves travel much faster underwater than in air. Lilith should've been absolutely demolished by the shockwaves being right underwater and surrounded by bombshells yet she somehow makes it.

@jmoney9954

3 күн бұрын

I mean The Seine River did flood in 1910 and rose over 26 feet above its average height. But that was because it was carrying winter rain water from its tributaries. It was catastrophic. So it’s possible for that river to flood Paris. Now idk if it’s possible to flood ALL of Paris to that extent and it’s definitely not possible for old artillery shells to cause a Tsunami that catastrophic but the river itself can and has flooded Paris before

Sophia's line everytime she sees the shark "That's impossible" 😂😂😂

It's up to the Orcas now...

@DanielThureskog

13 күн бұрын

and saltwater crocodiles.

@user-jy3gs5yg1r

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@elietahari7290

11 күн бұрын

And the dolphins

@N.I.C.X_Killer718

9 күн бұрын

thats overkill

@ed_tigger69

9 күн бұрын

Orcas be invading Paris like that Austrian Painter did back a few years

Jaws: Yes !!! Lilith: Oui!!!

@I1PoisonedIvyWCUE1I

4 күн бұрын

BAHAHHAA IM WHEEZING/ 😭

@TheRealRunningwolf1980

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

She loses her breath underwater yet manages to survive another 10 minutes of sucking in water.

@dorjjodvobatkhuu6457

16 күн бұрын

Don't forget the barotraume she got, they even show her eardrums being pierced and yet she suffers no symptoms of that... She might become deaf with how violently and fast she was being dragged, along with few broken bones and shit

@jblasutavario9549

16 күн бұрын

I actually thought the shark homed in on Sophia because of the scent and taste of her blood. That's why I thought Lilith came to Paris.

@lassenker07

16 күн бұрын

@@jblasutavario9549 It had been 3 years though

@jblasutavario9549

15 күн бұрын

@@lassenker07 Yes. Lilith took her time heading over...

@michaelcarrasquillo4781

15 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@lassenker07yes but this is a new shark according to the shark specialists. They could have twisted the story that Lilith was looking for Sophia or taunting her.

Never sign up for a triathlon is the moral I take away from every story 🤣

@Dabeachguy

12 күн бұрын

Funny I got that from the movie jaws 😂

@nemuchan

Күн бұрын

Fun Fact, in 2023, a triathlon was to be held in the Seine as a test before the olympics. It was cancelled due to too high leves of pollution. This took place while the movie had already been made.

I'm still traumatized from Samuel Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Sea! 😭😭😭😭🤣

@YangTheAce

16 күн бұрын

I'm more traumatized about the last woman getting eaten.

@takeysha2332

16 күн бұрын

@@YangTheAce yeah, that was messed up too. 😭 Killed by her own creation.

@machineguncrally7020

16 күн бұрын

‘You think water moves fast? You should see ice’ *Proceeds to get killed in water*

@hv2650

12 күн бұрын

Masterpiece of Finnish director Renny Harlin.

i wondered what the 2 activists point was they didn’t help the sharks at all failed miserably and just died and forgotten about and also were Sophia and adil supposed to have something romantic i just couldn’t tell bc the weird chemistry

@ylafla

11 күн бұрын

Sophia is way too old for Adil, and he didn't want to change her diaper.

Sounds like a great critique of the mayor's obsession with getting people to swim in the Seine for the Olympics. The movie mayor looks as unhinged as our real life mayor. I'll lift my ban of watching French movies just for this one. Signed, a real world Parisian.

@dorjjodvobatkhuu6457

16 күн бұрын

Exactement, j'ai aussi une appréhension pour regarder les films fr et la depiction de hidalgo est juste trop marrante ici 😂

@PunishedDad

7 күн бұрын

Why dont you guys watch french movies?

We're going to need a bigger croissant...

@evanward4303

17 күн бұрын

Baguette?

@narendramartosudarmo6112

13 күн бұрын

Sacre bleu.

just watched the movie, when Mika was killed, I was near happier to see a character die than in that moment lol

@RipCityEagle

13 күн бұрын

She was universally hated 😂😂

@doctormo1235

10 күн бұрын

facts

@naturallyweird661

4 күн бұрын

Facts

For an unknown reason i watched first 10 mins of this, and it's 10 mins I can never get back. She hangs out under the water with her mouth wide open and gets dragged down half a mile and yet swims back to the surface. Awesome.....

@npierce14

17 күн бұрын

Just watch the last 30 it’s absurd lol

@sjc5411

17 күн бұрын

I didn't mind the movie. It was a decent watch while I played games.

@MichaelBakker-wt5cz

17 күн бұрын

And still, you waste even more time on it by going to yt, search for the video, and comment.

@sjc5411

17 күн бұрын

@@MichaelBakker-wt5cz 😘

@TK_718

16 күн бұрын

Omg this part blew me away

As a french living in Paris, I gotta say that that mayor is clearly what our mayor is in real life 😅 Not à perfect movie, far from it, but quite entairtaining and refreshing, it is so rare so have monster and disaster movies happening in Paris 😊 Fun fact : 90% of french dislike this movie. Yeah, we invented frenchbashing before everyone else 😂

@RhumFr

16 күн бұрын

When someone throws out a random statistic, you know what they're saying is bullsh*t

@ladysouthwold

14 күн бұрын

LOL

@hectthorno584

3 күн бұрын

Je ne comprends pas non plus ce bashing. Avec des dialogues, des acteurs, des personnages travaillés et des effets spéciaux, ce film pourrait atteindre le seuil de décence.

The funniest part of this dumbass movie was at the end when the underwater explosion happens and the cops at the surface decide to react by driving their little boat in the most over dramatic little circle for no reason whatsoever. I was cracking up!!

@Azhahira_Chan

15 күн бұрын

It's so that their partners could detect where the boat is

@MckieDs595

14 күн бұрын

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed this. I had to rewind it multiple times to wrapped my head around that. 😂😂

@MckieDs595

14 күн бұрын

@@Azhahira_ChanAll they had to do is come to the surface. Which they end up doing anyway.

@bpittman17

12 күн бұрын

Man i laughed so hard at that part

@dinam5017

12 күн бұрын

that was so ridiculous yes

I really didn't hate this one so much, even if it is so obviously note by note "Jaws" in a French river. The ending surprised me though, for they think this can have some legs in the future.

@cinne2135

15 күн бұрын

Jaws II meets Deep Blue Sea

I don't know for a fact that France did find all of WWII bombs, but in Germany, they discover every few years new ones that must be disarmed. Whole neighborhoods must be evaluated every time, sometimes for a whole day, and the traffic is stopped.

@connla

17 күн бұрын

London still finds unexploded ww2 bombs from the blitz every few years, Farmers who now farm the land where battles like the somme in ww1 took place still find shells on their land (they call it the iron harvest) a quick google confirms a news story from 2022 about finding 120 ww2 artillary shells in the seine, which timeline wise, might have been a major inspiration on the film itself :D

@MrRikouz

15 күн бұрын

France soil is filled with unexploded shells from WW1 and WW2, especially in the East. During the battle of Verdun, it is estimated that 15 millions shells did not explode. Tons of undetonated munitions are digged out every year and the area is prohibited for any human activity. In February, more than 300 unexploded shells were discovered 5 meter deep under a house near Reims.

@Ireniicus

12 күн бұрын

Sure but not enough to cause a fricking Tsunami lol

@connla

11 күн бұрын

@@Ireniicus we laugh and yes a tsunami is excessive. but the city is built in a basin and is capable of being entirely flooded out as it did in 1910. Paris was flooded with half of the city submerged. So while everything in the film is silly over the top there is weirdly a few grains in truth in it.

@peek-a-boos

10 күн бұрын

@@Ireniicus Might be enough to sink and flood parts of it but def. not create miles of shockwaves. Also, the people underwater would have their organs ruptured.

So what? Only the US has a right to bad aquatic movies? Non non non! Nous aussi! Why the hell not? Brain rot for everyone!

@funniefluffyfun9398

17 күн бұрын

😭😭

I actually liked how it ended. Nature won and humans lost this battle. They made the situation worse!! I do not need a ending where the good guys (humans) win at the end or the plan actually works. I did think them busting out of the catacombs was DUMB as hell LMAO.

@SEMIOPTERA

14 күн бұрын

This is what I'm thinking too, why did they have the idea to blow up the catacomb? Isn't the shark already nesting there, why not leave it alone until the triathlon is over?

Where does all the water come from in the end? I mean seriously... did the grenades going off somehow magically increase the amount of water in the river? I thought it was absolutely insane that this movie started somehow reasonable and then at some point just turned batshit crazy as if the writers were on an acid trip when they wrote the second half of the movie.

@ajfeeneyruiz

16 күн бұрын

The Seine is controlled by a series of locks that regulate the water flow to prevent flooding of the city and more specifically the Metro and underground system. The underground of Paris is one of the most extensive in the world with the massive metro system, catacombs, sewage, access tunnels, and underground reservoirs. The shells blowing up destabilized all that and flooded the city. The natural water line of Paris was pushed to the boundaries of the Seine by engineering, and the shells destroyed that engineering and allowed the Seine to return to its natural boundaries and flood the underground network of tunnels. Paris is a crazy place when you realize just how elaborate it is beneath the surface and how delicate the balance is with the water. I lived half a block from the Seine on the backside of Notre Dame on the Left Bank, and my street was actually two floors up from where the original street was during Roman times. They just kept building on top of the old city. So there is literally a city below the city of Paris and the original and new tunnels below that. It’s wild.

@bpittman17

12 күн бұрын

Definitely lol

@tylerchapman7846

12 күн бұрын

It's semi explained in the movie, but essentially the mayor invested some money into underground aquifers with fresh water that pump into the river. And those blew up and flooded the entire city. And yes, I know it sounds stupid, but that's what happened.

@alvinv.5980

12 күн бұрын

Their answer probably is global warming.

@sedi2066

12 күн бұрын

Same question i had.... like damn where did ALL that water come from to submerge the entirety of Paris

I watched the whole movie without subtitles… and I’m not even French

@qw3rty802

17 күн бұрын

:) The movie is in English

@qw3rty802

17 күн бұрын

I mean in English Audio as well

@shibitoobscura3348

14 күн бұрын

I watched the entire movie without subtitles...and I'm French.

@anonymoususer855

11 күн бұрын

​@@qw3rty802the original audio is in French. You've watched an English-dubbed version.

@youngcracker9517

7 күн бұрын

@@anonymoususer855I feel like some stuff was lost in translation because a lot seems off

I'm kinda okay with the ending of the movie, its like saying never fuck with nature cause nature always wins. That being said, trying to make dramatic moral statement at the end of, what is essentially sharknado in paris, is a weird decision. Like even when making something this silly french directors gotta remind everyone how "artistic" they are lol XD

@typie34

10 күн бұрын

except it doesnt make any sense why sharks or small grenade bombs in the water can collapse brigdes and make tsunamis. the ending was kinda cool but makes no fucking sense whatsoever

I really love that triathlon.They look like little hotdogs in the water waiting for the shark to eat them. 🤣😂

Intro joke hurt me because that means bro never saw ‘As Above so Below ‘ 😢

@Eli-El-Toro

16 күн бұрын

I LOVE that movie so much

@seansilkworth1469

16 күн бұрын

@@Eli-El-Toro such an underrated horror movie, shit genuinely freaked me out as it felt a lot different than what was popular around that time like “found footage and security cameras” horror movies

@8:17 We do know that Lilith survived, it is the giant fin circling at the end of the movie along side all the small fins.

The morale of the story is "Don't Fuck With Nature" lol

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

It's more like don't hide a massive, Kaiju-sized dam in the middle of your city, with lots of old artillery shells around it

@user-st1vv2bk3k

14 күн бұрын

More like go woke then suffer the consequences

@blacklando9310

13 күн бұрын

The Morale of the Story stop trying to save Dangerous Animals Dumb Nature Idiots.

@Quincy_Morris

4 күн бұрын

Wrong. Nature is to be conquered and then its loser for the good of mankind. Humanity is more important than sharks.

To be honest, the movie has potential, but midway through the movie seems to lose its way. -the goods: body count shark cgi mika's death -the bads: Where did all that water come from?! Even if there was a bomb in the river, it's unlikely to drown Paris.

and there was dumb girl that thinking she could change and save the sharks..tbh i wasn't even mad when the shar killed her....

I watched this movie and loved it. It's bad. It doesn't try to be good. It's just bad.

About the new years in daylight thing, I assumed they were just celebrating france's time zone new year and just happened to be abroad at the time

Lilith survived, her fin shows up at the end

Movie was fucking absurd and I loved it

This... This is just french Jaws isn't it?

@dantauche7917

17 күн бұрын

OUI

@M24071

17 күн бұрын

Its like a mix of jaws and deep blue sea and the ending of piranha

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

Last 5 minutes are Michael Bay going WATERWORLD crazy, with the end credits hinting the sharks spreading. I want a sequel. But somebody explain to me how a fucking Tsunami could drown the city. Is there a massive Kaiju-sized dam hidden in Paris? 😂

@EthanLy-re6bd

16 күн бұрын

@@eldritchmorgasm4018Weird scene tbh

@kelseykjarsgaard5774

13 күн бұрын

​@@eldritchmorgasm4018sequel could be interesting

just watched this movie and so glad u had a vid for it!! i think they were looking for the shells earlier and forgot about them after the shark stuff happened

5:30 my favorite part of this movie 🤣🤣🤣

If they removed the explosion finale and used that budget to improve some shark scenes it would been much better.

Yo Deep Blue Sea is dope though

This is the second French TV series I'e invested in that was missing something like plausibility and a decent ending.

I like when the sniper adjusted the focus by turning the elevation dial

@DarkSagauk

4 күн бұрын

Yeah I noticed the sniper got in few good shots was impressed

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I didn't think a movie dumber than Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda could be made, but like everything in cosmic reality filled with sharks, I was wonderfully proven wrong by Netflix.

I couldnt make it past 15 minutes of the movie but this summary was awesome - thank you

the build up story is good, engaging, but the ending is.... it start to feel weird when the shark headbutt the boat, and the rest is just outta control

Sharks don’t normally maul multiple people, after a sample has been taken. A shiver of sharks, are more likely to attack one target, then have a frenzy, feeding upon it. Most sharks don’t mess with humans, unless they’re old and hungry, like bears. Lone sharks, may attack one person, but there’s no reason the divers should’ve feared being killed. The fact it grew so big, may have been reason enough to destroy the animal right away. Jaws has been remade, or the main story ripped off, for nearly 50 years now. The shark from the novel is a Bull Shark, the actual most deadly sharks, but they aren’t that big, so they used a great white, even though there hasn’t been many attacks by them, in recorded history.

@justinanderson3241

17 күн бұрын

USS Indianapolis would beg to differ.

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

To explain the shit happening here, the shark is the 1st of a new species, maybe a mutation!? Didn't explain the Kaiju-sized dam hidden in Paris, that Tsunami drowning Paris, this was surprising. In a good & bad way. 😂

@YangTheAce

16 күн бұрын

The problem with these movies is that every single one of them is inspired by Hollywood. The studio that made sharks mindless and sadistic killing machines.

@pjrichardson3677

15 күн бұрын

Itd a mako shark. Even less recorded lol

Something I can't work out is how there is all the extra volume of water that covers so much of Paris 😂 Did the explosions not only trigger a tsunami but also caused the volume of water to somehow expand???

@Emxy-kc8sj

15 күн бұрын

😂

I love this type of film, especially when they have more than a 2penny budget.

i watched this movie and it sent a shock down my spine when everyone panicked in the catacombs. why i hate this movie: 1: how tf did sharks just evolved using garbage 2: the sharks won 3: the mayor 4: everyone in this movie has -6iq 5: why are the sharks aggressive 6: where did all the water come from 7: the sharks are still alive 8: jurassic park

the voice overs alone gets an extra point lol.

@YkItsLexi78

17 күн бұрын

Fr lol

@shannaclarke8556

16 күн бұрын

Voice over? I just finished watching this in French 😮. .. with subtitles tho 😅

@YkItsLexi78

16 күн бұрын

@@shannaclarke8556 idk I think it’s a setting or something I watched it with voice over and subtitles in english

@shannaclarke8556

16 күн бұрын

@@YkItsLexi78 well I don't have netflix so that's probably why because I believe Netflix does the voiceovers

the main character when she is examining the baby shark theorizes why Lilith ended up in Seine though…

The start was so bonkers how they just jump into shark water and start stabbing them. This is a shark revenge "I'll spit in your water" movie 😂

Sharks and bad movie concepts go together like PB&J

First time I’ve seen a shark movie with a bad ending. No we saved the day or we killed the beast. It’s just the plan didn’t work and now just accept their fate at the end with the sharks eventually catching up to them

Just watched it and the end brought me strange feelings as we just had this insane flood in my region here in south Brazil. I mean my city got literally like Paris at the end. We didn't have sharks yet.

This video is giving me Space Ice vibes. And I love it.

@dantauche7917

17 күн бұрын

Under Paris is the MEGA blockbuster hit MOVIE where France showed the world, we can make shitty Jaws ripoffs TOO!!

Man when she jumped in the water with that speargun I was mad ass hell 😂

@kousterx

5 күн бұрын

Resurfaced to get air and then became aquawoman being able to tread water about 7 meters deep (earlier body cams showed 6-7 meter depth) with no actual breathing apparatus for a sustained duration... and then suddenly dragged at high speed to even lower depths and not die... one of the thickest plot armor in film yet...

Keep up the good work

Not the mayor!!!😂😂😂

Rise of the planets of the sharks

It's a sign from our lord the algorithm,😂 was on the fence of buying Maneater now with 65% off

It literally had an ending and a great one. The fact that you expected a something else doesn't make the ending bad or none existing

Watching a shark eat snippy Frogs 🐸, I’m in!

Celebrating the new year in daylight makes sense since they are celebrating it by watching a french telecast while in Hawai.

Yes, but "rest your brain" action or horror movies is one of my favorite kind. SO I ENJOY THIS SO MUCH!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Please make more!!!

Hmm... seems like Jaws IIV meets Deep Blue Sea!

Bruh, it literally went from shark-hunting to a disaster movie sharknado style in a matter of seconds. Gave me a good laugh!

omg this recap had be cracking UP. Physics left the chat within the first few minutes..lol. so funny. i may have to get some devil lettuce and watch this.

"We don't know if lilith survives" bruh, she is still alive, look at 8:08 on the bottom right and there she is, i mean she's the only giant mako shark out there

Thought the same thing for the New Years bit, then realized they probably celebrated New Years in the Pacific at Frances midnight

This sounds fucking amazing.

@ajgrant6172

17 күн бұрын

ROFL!

@metaloverlord7465

17 күн бұрын

It really was. The ending was so gloriously stupid I was laughing in a mixture of amazement and sheer disbelief.

@dantauche7917

17 күн бұрын

That's what I thought! I want to see it

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

When the last 5 minutes went Michael Bay doing "Waterworld" I was like WTF just happend & how could this end right there!? It's so bad it's obviously good, I want a sequel yesterday. This could be the next SHARKNADO, kinda.

@metaloverlord7465

17 күн бұрын

@@dantauche7917 It's on Netflix if you have that.

This fucking movie made me cry, it’s so sad, I mostly got choked up when the team went to the underground again with the circling sharks where they kill the river police, it’s like they have no absolutely way to fight back and they’re just hopeless..

I love this shark flick, labeled thriller suspense but I had a lot of LOLs from it

Deep Blue Sea and Piranha 3D were good movies. I've never heard of Aquaslash but now I want to see it.

Never heard of this movie, but it seems amusing.

@eldritchmorgasm4018

17 күн бұрын

Last 5 minutes are... interesting, clearly the best part, didn't see that coming

@nhmooytis7058

17 күн бұрын

Très amusant!

@jayo7812

16 күн бұрын

I honestly enjoyed it, while going On Mon Dieu the whole movie 😂 10/10 would recommend

I watched the movie because I knew what would happen in the last 10 minutes and wanted to watch the chaos 😂😂😂

1:25 I died

I have a 5K fun run scheduled for next weekend and I don't feel safe at all!

They shoulda called Sharkbusters

The fact there was live ordnance in the river alone should have gotten the race canceled. This makes me miss Deep Blue Sea even more

Was left speechless at the end of the credits.

Aquaslash made me so hesitant on going down a goddam water park slide. So hesitant that I was like nope and went back down the stairs

when Lilith ate Mika I was so happy and from then on it was pure confusion

The clip of Vince Raines asking for his legs is from Piranha 3DD. The sequel to Piranha 3D, the original movie in which Raines's character lost said legs. Now I must question everything in this review. :(

You could see people on the Eiffel tower after the flood. They must've had a great time, lol.

I know people that celebrate new years at the stroke of midnight for Sydney Australia, regardless of where they are in the world, and regardless of the local time zone. Don't know where they are for their new years celebration, but they could be doing the same thing here.

@scaredmans

17 күн бұрын

They were out doing research and were celebrating New Years in Paris while being in a different time zone.

@shibitoobscura3348

14 күн бұрын

We celebtate New Year at midnight local time in France

@mathewpoole3589

14 күн бұрын

@@shibitoobscura3348 I meant that my associates celebrate new years based on Sydney time not local. So once it hits midnight in Sydney Australia, as far as they are concerned, it's now new years regardless of where they are. So with them counting down and celebrating new years in the middle of the day in this flick, I'm inclined to believe that they are celebrating it based on midnight in Paris and not the time zone of were they are currently.

@shibitoobscura3348

14 күн бұрын

@@mathewpoole3589 Ah, I see, interesting. Well, this Flick is weird on that and sure would drive people into making this false assumption. I live in the center of France and the célébration of New Year is always based on midnight local time, never on Paris time.

@mathewpoole3589

14 күн бұрын

@@shibitoobscura3348 ? Isn't Paris the same time zone as the rest of France? Or do you actually have different times? Didn't think France would be big enough to have different times zones.

I kinda knew this movie would be bad, but I didn't expect it to be THAT bad. It's not even entertaining

After watching this movie I’ve realized my life goal……to become a professional shark sniper. 🤦‍♂️

I hope there's a second prequel to this.9/10 for me.

Never really rooted for the Sharks before, it was a refreshing change for once with this one.😂

France have equivalent movie for Sharknado, this is definetly Sharknami.

Entertaining. Decently dubbed. Worth a watch. Downside - some cheap jump scares and stupid plot conveniences, but I'm being picky.

7:34 fully agree.

The problem with this movie is that it has many plots inconsistencies

As a French person who dislikes Parisian people, I really liked the ending. The beginning with environment and diversity morale made me yawn but it finished in comedy gold after Mika got her little punishment.

This movie can be a part two💯