Uncle LaZer | The William Montgomery Show #52
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Uncle LaZer joins the gang to talk partying, partying, and partying on a ready-to-blow-out-it’s-candles episode of the William Montgomery Show.
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William F Montgomery is an American stand-up comedian. A native of Memphis Tennessee, William now resides in Austin Texas.
Under the tutelage of a top young rising comedian, Tony Hinchcliffe, & Brian ‘The Podfather’ Redban, William has become a fan favorite & the longest serving Kill Tony Regular.
William has performed in front of comedy icons such as Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Russell Peters, Tiffany Haddish, Doug Stanhope, Tim Dillon, Doug Benson, Donnell Rawlings, Jeff Ross, Dane Cook, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ron White, Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dan Soder, Jim Gaffigan, Andrew Santino, Dom Irrera, Steve Simone, Brian Holtzman, Sal Vulcano, Ian Edwards, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shane Gillis, Kyle Dunnigan, Ms. Pat, Josh Potter, Mark Normand, Ryan Sickler, Eddie Pepitone, Josh Wolf, Moshe Kasher, Bonnie McFarlane, Steve Lee, Adam Ray, Andrew Shultz, Pauly Shore, Bob Saget, Michael Rapaport & Don Barris.
Montgomery has garnered many monikers over the years: The Big Red Machine, The Vanilla Gorilla, The Memphis Madman, The Tennessee Tickler, The Strawberry Twist & The Raisin-Bread Kid.
William regularly opens for Joe Rogan in the Austin Area.
Along with David Lucas, William has previously hosted ‘Brothers in Cursive’ & ‘Are We Really Brothers’.
William has appeared on podcast such as ‘Jeremiah Wonders with Jeremiah Watkins’, ‘Unlicensed Therapy with Ari Mannis’, ‘Dead Air with Brian Holtzman’, ‘Shenk with Sara Weinshenk’ & ‘The Fat Pessimist with David Lucas’.
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My mom just went out of town so I can listen to this pod on her side of the bed
@JohnnyBfromOKC
Жыл бұрын
"YOU KNOW THAT BITCH LOVES TO PARTY!!"
@RanchElder
Жыл бұрын
That's your best joke
@owentwidale98
Жыл бұрын
Solid
@jaime7203
Жыл бұрын
Haha !
@brunotonyoli9408
Жыл бұрын
Be sure to check out her side of the couch and kitchen table seat
Uncle Lazer is the breed that will save America. We are growing a few down here in Florida.
@CommieExiles
Жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah we are!
@Laquintainnroom217
3 ай бұрын
Hicks do not represent America never have that's why you lost the Civil War. Bumpkins complain because they aren't smart enough to change anything
It’s the best how William just immediately joins in on Casey’s made up stories. Casey’s joke will be hilarious. William just immediately gets mad about the injustice or something in the made up scenario. It’s just great.
I have been wanting him back on Kill Tony so bad, thank you Strangler
I've been wondering where this guy has been! Greatest Kill Tony debut ever!
Wouldn’t be mad if Uncle Lazer showed up on the pod more often than not.
@CHEEPHARDWARE
Жыл бұрын
for real
@jmarvosa6x3
Жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!
@crippleripple
Жыл бұрын
I'd be excited lol. No need to beef it up, G
@MrBuketman
Жыл бұрын
Yes please
Another amazing podcast. Great job William, Casey, Erica, Lazer, and Grant. I love this show.
Uncle Lazer is a TX Treasure!
This is the trio... this
Lazer and Casey need more Kill Tony moments for sure. Glad too see you 3 on one podcast. Great stuff!
Uncle Lazer and William never break character and i am thankful for comedians that constantly try to make us laugh.
I’m really starting to love this podcast~ I laugh nonstop! I just fell down the rabbit hole of William Montgomery and I’m soooo glad I did!😆
YO THEY TOOK OUR CLASSES FINGER PRINTS TO
About time you get Uncle on the pod
holy shit, my three favourite comedians in one room. I can't believe it.
Is Uncle Lazer any relation to Major Lazer? Didn't know the Lazer family was so large!
I’m here for Casey rocket. Bro your time this past week on KT was awesome man! I loved all the movement and walking around you did. Very energetic and fun
Did this dude just say WAFFLE STOMP it hahaha uncle Lazer git ur ass to Austin Boi 🤣
The 1000 yard stare of McGruff the Crime dog - he's seen some stuff in the drug war
You know someone is scary when Uncle LaZer says: They were sketchy dudes.
Love Unc. Great people. We shut down College Station Tx
51:25, its Ken Kaniff
He has my vote for county auderman
"Somebody needs to go to the bathroom." Teachers as Hostage Negotiators
Uncle Lazer a real man's man
Oh hell yeah Love ya William. Love ya Casey
I learnd things in this one houre and i felt entertaint. Snorting truckerpills sounds vicous yet interesting. Drinking milk after too much blow also seems like something that could come in handy on day. I guess they call it edutainment. Thank you gentelman!
most underrated show
Legends in the making
Connection was rough at first but,”so nice”✌️
I want William to become my pen pal or something
William needs a real cowboy for a co host.
I love how they still use Brett's voiceover for the intro yet he has been MIA at Tesla
In 2004 my friend came to my house and we smoke a few bowls of bud that was put in a small bag with crushed up Xanax leftovers and ended up watching the original TMNT show on VHS 11 times while borderline tripping for 3 hours... No idea why we did that.
Uncle Lazer makin’ hole on Mobley Ranch Road 😂 don’t hit the Gnome Site!
More lazer - this is such a fun blend of personalities
Great fucking episode. Love you both together, but this guest was tops!
Uncle laZer is going to be something man, hes working on his addictions, and taking comedy serious. Im glad i get to bare witness to gods work unfolding!
Just make uncle lazer a permanent part of the pod
Blue dolphins and fish scale baby!!🐬
Did William and uncle lazor reunite with their long lost son?
I’ve never seen William out of character lol
I never had an uncle but now Uncle Lazer is my uncle.
Uncle LaZer is a boss
hellyeah, Uncle Lazer 💪
I love how the reason David is in Austin now and still won't do the show is because of Erica
Casey with the Contra ref, young though he is.
Yall were bad kids lol 😅
I kept waiting on dude to realize McGruff the crime dog was sentenced to 17 years for drugs and weapons charges now that shit is funny .
Lazer looks a lot like Leon Lush with a mullet and beard lol
Casey's computer voice impression is INSANE tf!!! 28:17
@rmlysf
Жыл бұрын
Robot boy
We need more Uncle LaZEr!
excellent
Yep fingerprints in Boy Scouts to yep yep they got us. That was the first lie the gov told us 😂scruff McGriddle also lol
God damn can we please get uncle lazar into the wrestling universe everything about him is perfect for it 🔥🔥🔥
This should be the three hosts every week. The chemistry is gold.
Stanley Steamer confirmed as the Ghost of Ukraine
I personally know McGruff the Crime Dog! He a good guy 7:30
Grant sounds EXACTLY like one of the producers of Impractical Jokers, Pete McFarland.
They got names like blazer and lazer
You guys are the reason I homeschool my kid- literally to prevent any social interactions with guys who huff lead paint 😂
@travis1281
Жыл бұрын
is that a compliment?
@CorgiWrangler
9 ай бұрын
@@travis1281no it's a compliment
Hi. Could you send Brett Erickson to the Casey Rocket podcast at least let him run that because no new episodes have been coming out and what has he been working 24/7/365 at Tesla? Where? Is? That? Man?
@CaseyRocket
Жыл бұрын
Yeah we had some issues with the editor, he took off 🏃🏼♂️ but we have a new one! New episode comes out today! 🦀
Imagine walking around with williams hair line.
I'm a penguin and Antarctica approve of this message
Bring Lazer back 👍
Lazer looks like Casey's Uncle.
Some people are funny; others need to write jokes. (William can write very clever “jokes” when called upon. ) Keep on, William. Forget the Comic prigs.
UNCLE LASER 👍
I would love to talk to William about my dmt trip
I like the story about gruff McGruff, who went undercover to fight crime and got hooked on the dope, he was trying too fight 🤣🤣🤣.... Sad story, to a good hearted soul, gruff just wasn't tough enough for dem streets.... Think he's on skid row now lost in the madness....
The IQ in that room still isn't breaking 3 digits.
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank that dude in the hat for lying to the cop and saving humanity, as portrayed in the 90’s documentary Terminator 2
wooooooot so you tellin me thats the same dog that came to my school dude im from mexico we call him ´beto el policia´ he be gettin that data here too..
Lazers dads name is Blazer, and his moms name is Blaze.
DARE.. drug abuse resistance education.. I still have my graduate certificate from 6th grade. 7th grade it became drugs are really expensive.
UNCLE LaZeR
Uncle Laser sold me cocaine in a porta Jon in San Fran.
im watching a video and the guy sounds exactly like William. like a midlife suburban William. i had to tell someone. (search: "How to TIG Weld Aluminum on DC: Part 1 | TIG Time")
14:10 that a1
@princevegeta-son
Жыл бұрын
28:11
@princevegeta-son
7 ай бұрын
20:30
my mom recommended this to me
🎉🎉🎉
Comedy keeps changing. A long time ago one-liners were in for a while then it turned into political stuff and now people tell stories. Is strange characters with unusual unusual method the next evolution in comedy? Are we witnessing the next-gen of comedy with these people on this podcast right now? ...Tune in next week to hear my commentary. LOL
These 3 x Theo x RiFF RAFF
People keep saying this phrase rags2riches but none of them ever came from actual rags. Every last one of them came from a place where there was a roof and running water. See once onstage came from way way better from the even that.
Who’s the dude on the left and the invisible broad?
I used to love taking acid and watching William Montgomery and laughing harder than I ever have in my life. And now...
Just came from watching a few Uncle Lasers podcasts. This feels soo low energy compared
Just eat or you will make him mad
Grain fibers make your shit tidy, n easy to wipe. Or whole psyllium husks, William. 👌😊🤟
Dude sounds like dusty slay
Was this episode a whispering contest?? 123 quiet mouse!!!
Where in Illinois is Casey from?
@insanemac
Жыл бұрын
A town called THE Georgia Institute of Technology.
Does anyone think that anyone should be able to come back from the me-too movement? Obviously people like Weinstein Jackson and Crosby are out but what about people like Kevin Spacey or Chris D'Elia? Louis c.k. made a comeback
What the throuple is going on here?
Invisible woman laughing gets old quick though
For some reason I feel like people who are the most comfortable showing off their body parts are all gingers, as a grown man the words “butthole” and “teetee” are forbidden because I’m a grown man and no woman even my wife is never ever ever ever going to see or take a picture of my most sensitive areas unless I’m dead or dying end of story.
Liam teeson
What ever happened to Bret?
Erica‘s voice…
Y'all really not gonna add Casey to the intro?