Ugly Thanksgiving Table Conversations - Almost Friday Podcast EP #54

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We're grateful for all you fuckers. On today's ep, we talk about all things Thanksgiving. We give Thanksgiving advice, talk about cringey Thanksgiving traditions, and god dammit if you make me say Thanksgiving one more time I'll cry.
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00:00 THE BEER IS HERE
02:35 Thanksgiving Dishes
11:06 Will's Thanksgiving
15:12 Smoking Cigs
19:29 New Years Tales
25:06 First Time Liam Got Drunk
29:36 Characters
51:37 Thanksgiving Advice

Пікірлер: 227

  • @payton737
    @payton7377 ай бұрын

    10:35 Will saying it backwards wrong and then saying it’s one of the things he’s best at was awesome

  • @espeditolito

    @espeditolito

    7 ай бұрын

    I was looking for this comment ahahahahah

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay1117 ай бұрын

    liam: says something genuinely nice will: “are you dying?”

  • @ChrisRamsay52
    @ChrisRamsay527 ай бұрын

    Congrats on Friday Beers! Loving the pods

  • @danielwhite5997

    @danielwhite5997

    7 ай бұрын

    Yoooo.... I didn't know the magic puzzle guy likes this junk.

  • @owenslamansa4378

    @owenslamansa4378

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@danielwhite5997fr

  • @spaghetties3366

    @spaghetties3366

    7 ай бұрын

    Yoo cant believe my fav magic man follows the pod!!! Been loving ur stuff for years

  • @almostarma
    @almostarma7 ай бұрын

    this show is so fucking awesome. I’ve started watching a couple months ago. it should be 100x more popular than it is. peace and love

  • @user-yo2qm8py7u
    @user-yo2qm8py7u7 ай бұрын

    BRING THE BUZZER BACK.

  • @skinwalker4934

    @skinwalker4934

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes but instead of a buzzer they make it a gun and they take Turns pointing at each other.

  • @cerealbowler9119
    @cerealbowler91197 ай бұрын

    Emily holds such intense hatred in her heart I hope she’s doing ok

  • @aliasjsjsjs8783
    @aliasjsjsjs87837 ай бұрын

    Is Emily incapable of joy or is she incapable of letting others experience it

  • @austinpyeatt

    @austinpyeatt

    7 ай бұрын

    why not both

  • @3trilliontrees

    @3trilliontrees

    7 ай бұрын

    She's just not so expressive, please be considerate, she's mostly jewish

  • @bahamacomp

    @bahamacomp

    7 ай бұрын

    yes

  • @caitlynginger8333

    @caitlynginger8333

    7 ай бұрын

    Dingus alert (I’m talking to you buster)

  • @Beardown19

    @Beardown19

    7 ай бұрын

    Cringe comment

  • @ianh850
    @ianh8507 ай бұрын

    "you orobably argue with us the least out of anyone in your entire life" "thats not true" emily dunked on cullagh so hard!!!

  • @ianh850

    @ianh850

    7 ай бұрын

    (because she argued with him)

  • @davidwagner5583

    @davidwagner5583

    9 күн бұрын

    @@ianh850epic explanation

  • @lightamaterasu8079
    @lightamaterasu80797 ай бұрын

    You guys should get meatcanyon to animate that greg blandino character

  • @turtlelizard1531

    @turtlelizard1531

    5 ай бұрын

    Aged poorly

  • @drakoinx

    @drakoinx

    3 ай бұрын

    @@turtlelizard1531 why?

  • @turtlelizard1531

    @turtlelizard1531

    3 ай бұрын

    @@drakoinx oh boy oh boy

  • @chillychese

    @chillychese

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@drakoinxstill wondering why

  • @Milfcollector

    @Milfcollector

    11 күн бұрын

    @@turtlelizard1531I’m still wondering why?

  • @KAIHAVENOIDEA
    @KAIHAVENOIDEA7 ай бұрын

    yoooo, if it tastes like shit I'll still rep it, parasocial relationships for life

  • @IHJello

    @IHJello

    7 ай бұрын

    Thats why my uncle has zero qualities of a republican but still votes Trump

  • @crhollifield2012
    @crhollifield20127 ай бұрын

    guys, i didn’t want to get out of bed today. It’s the first holiday without my grandmother, who raised me. Holidays aren’t gonna be the same going forward. Thank you guys so much for bringing some laughter and joy to me today.. I finally forced myself out of bed to start the day, and looked at my phone, and you guys had literally just uploaded. It was exactly what i needed. Thanks so much. Love you boys!

  • @Connersdabomb

    @Connersdabomb

    7 ай бұрын

    Take care man. Try to find some joy in the holidays even if it isn't the same. Always remember the memories and enjoy the new ones you can make this year.

  • @Serialflasher69

    @Serialflasher69

    7 ай бұрын

    Stfu bro nobody asked!! 😂😂😂 (in life when a person who you held so dear and close to your heart is no longer there is true suffering, you are a strong person for trudging through the muck of disparity especially in this first holiday season without your grandmother. Remember to use your support system and reach out to those you trust when you need a shoulder to lean on, no man is and island)

  • @outlookservices9223

    @outlookservices9223

    7 ай бұрын

  • @crhollifield2012

    @crhollifield2012

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Serialflasher69 thanks for the kind words man.

  • @crhollifield2012

    @crhollifield2012

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Connersdabomb i appreciate it man. having my daughter around definitely helps give me a lot to look forward to.

  • @ottotroels-smith8575
    @ottotroels-smith85757 ай бұрын

    A nice the princess and the pea reference👌 Who doesn’t like a dope Hans Christian Andersen reference! Nice job guys!

  • @kitten-whisperer

    @kitten-whisperer

    6 ай бұрын

    You sound pretentious lol

  • @ottotroels-smith8575

    @ottotroels-smith8575

    6 ай бұрын

    Maybe :)) I'm danish so it was just cool to hear them reference something written by a dude from my country. Have a nice day :) @@kitten-whisperer

  • @sleepdafiend3983
    @sleepdafiend39837 ай бұрын

    Them cutting to Emily over and over during the exorcism had me dying😂😂😂

  • @weoutchea3982
    @weoutchea39827 ай бұрын

    Angus has his phasers set to kill

  • @TheDemonKingMMA
    @TheDemonKingMMA7 ай бұрын

    I honestly NEED another Blandino's review. 😂🤣💯

  • @briedalton9237

    @briedalton9237

    4 ай бұрын

    Dude it’s literally such good writing to 10/10

  • @user-yo2qm8py7u
    @user-yo2qm8py7u7 ай бұрын

    Hell yeah, this makes Thanksgiving with my family JUST bearable enough to not end it all. ❤

  • @frat
    @frat7 ай бұрын

    Well I’m thankful for having something to listen to while my parents fight in the other room.

  • @TheManlol12
    @TheManlol127 ай бұрын

    Anges is definitely huge on the Thanksgiving pickled duck feet, no way u could wrestle those little stompers from his grubby little claws!

  • @gribbin7889
    @gribbin78897 ай бұрын

    Watching will’s hair dry was the best part of this sad ep

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M7 ай бұрын

    Hardest listen ever! Thanks again!

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441
    @deaddegenerategeneration74417 ай бұрын

    Will is playing fringe guy this episode lmao

  • @martinlanning3702
    @martinlanning37027 ай бұрын

    Perfect thing to take my mind off of being alone for Thanksgiving this year 😊

  • @JustinFrei
    @JustinFrei7 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty new here but within 5 weeks this has become my favorite podcast

  • @aidanhackenburg2437
    @aidanhackenburg24377 ай бұрын

    i don’t think you guys realize how low the bar is for podcasts these days. you guys always do great

  • @Nanokeeps
    @Nanokeeps4 ай бұрын

    Where has this podcast been all my life!?!? I like the 3 of you already

  • @wockoboys3581
    @wockoboys35817 ай бұрын

    yeah so i tried the beer and… wow. my life is coming to a close but how splendid is the light!

  • @theendoftheworld9921
    @theendoftheworld99217 ай бұрын

    14:20 14:53 wills little cringe smile after all that awkwardness fuckin ended me 😭

  • @20quindex10
    @20quindex107 ай бұрын

    I think this podcast is just a really long set up for the best joke ever but we just haven’t gotten there yet

  • @blapez3071
    @blapez30717 ай бұрын

    Liam’s advice is always on point

  • @gavinblack7511
    @gavinblack75117 ай бұрын

    the blandino reviews have to keep going. crying again listening to will read it

  • @frederik3822
    @frederik38227 ай бұрын

    lets gooo friday beerss

  • @LilChivo22
    @LilChivo227 ай бұрын

    This pod is so underrated, these guys deserve a million subs tbh 😂 I hope they never stop, obviously the characters is my fav segment 😂😂🥺 I wish they’d do an hour long pod of just characters

  • @mikejones2405

    @mikejones2405

    7 ай бұрын

    damn this is a real person with the brain of a bot that’s crazy.

  • @LilChivo22

    @LilChivo22

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mikejones2405 explain?

  • @davidwagner5583
    @davidwagner55839 күн бұрын

    The Friendsgiving bit killed me the whole time

  • @LayingInAMeadow
    @LayingInAMeadow3 ай бұрын

    Love the long drawn out bits

  • @MrChoop
    @MrChoop7 ай бұрын

    Never before have I said this, and never again shall I say this, but proud to be a Worcester born-and-raised Boston resident 🥰

  • @kd8506
    @kd85067 ай бұрын

    When angus said his favorite beer was coors lite I felt that.

  • @madddie.
    @madddie.7 ай бұрын

    emily is so real for hating thanksgiving food im with u queen

  • @bangs8560
    @bangs85607 ай бұрын

    I love Will’s tiny Pit Vipers

  • @dcsolina
    @dcsolina6 ай бұрын

    Will's story at 13:00 is exactly what my great-grandpa said about Reggie Bush while watching the UT vs USC Rose Bowl in 2006.

  • @yungalb5094
    @yungalb50947 ай бұрын

    The Greg Blandino review was wonderful

  • @travispipes3
    @travispipes37 ай бұрын

    thank you for saving my life

  • @ammonvoorhees5688
    @ammonvoorhees56887 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 this one’s awesome 🦃

  • @Usernametaken1987
    @Usernametaken19877 ай бұрын

    If DEFCON 5’s listener base gets leaked I’ll probably lose my job

  • @reymaturino964
    @reymaturino96429 күн бұрын

    Omg i need some of that beer, i will do anything!! I'll even pay money!

  • @gurbgerb
    @gurbgerb7 ай бұрын

    Opening to the episode: “Happy Thanksgiving guys!” Emily 2 seconds later after failing to fight the urge to have some kind of negative impact that we all hate to see every episode: “I despise Thanksgiving”

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ7 ай бұрын

    @14:47 how did you literally make the glasses not look cool anymore? that transition was insane

  • @junglebuoy5708
    @junglebuoy57087 ай бұрын

    Can't wait for Will's new rockstar persona to drop one of the hottest new demo's to air on the pod 🤘

  • @durandscheerer668
    @durandscheerer6687 ай бұрын

    Keep it exclusive to Boston and Worcestor that’s one of the most elite traits a beer can have

  • @bangs8560
    @bangs85607 ай бұрын

    “It scares me that I can’t see your eyebrows” lmao

  • @Shine28
    @Shine287 ай бұрын

    another painful one boys nice

  • @Moniyaw55
    @Moniyaw557 ай бұрын

    FRIDAY BEERS ON FRIDAY BABY

  • @leftoverbagel9014
    @leftoverbagel90147 ай бұрын

    Intentionally awkward Liam for most of the episode vs Liam in the last 6 and a half minutes of the episode Cullagh with the huge gear shift, and thanks for the Blandino reviews

  • @D0ses
    @D0ses7 ай бұрын

    does Quip make short toothbrushes? i need to start practicing making shivs for when/if i go to prison. thanx

  • @DJHawkes
    @DJHawkes7 ай бұрын

    I always laugh out loud when they high five after burning Emily. I'm thankful I found you guys from your skit about liking an old ig post. Hilarious skits and pods, love you two and the whole Fridays crew

  • @ericzogas128
    @ericzogas1287 ай бұрын

    its literally called the princess and the pea will

  • @mugiwara8166
    @mugiwara81663 ай бұрын

    That princess and the pea reference was fucking awesome

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ7 ай бұрын

    thankful no one ever asked me to put a tampon in them 🤞🏾 happy thanksgiving

  • @themoonbase5372
    @themoonbase53727 ай бұрын

    I find the best way to listen to this pod is to open two tab then skip thirty seconds ahead on one tab and play both videos at the same time. Thank me later.

  • @critt2212
    @critt22127 ай бұрын

    Emily was actually an ELECTRIC guest on Defcon Five

  • @sxrillabeatz9358
    @sxrillabeatz93587 ай бұрын

    Will looks the like the pc principle from south park 😂

  • @jadegonzales2688
    @jadegonzales26887 ай бұрын

    i’m on shrooms and can’t fathom this

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441

    @deaddegenerategeneration7441

    7 ай бұрын

    How you doin buddy

  • @reymaturino964
    @reymaturino96429 күн бұрын

    I love me a light lager

  • @nickg2762
    @nickg27627 ай бұрын

    Wangus looks like he has a face filter on when he wears those glasses

  • @TheSaintBigFoot
    @TheSaintBigFoot7 ай бұрын

    Across The Universe was a great musical

  • @nmccartney30
    @nmccartney307 ай бұрын

    Lads back yourselves!! Slapper beer

  • @spooky.spinster
    @spooky.spinster7 ай бұрын

    The princess and the pea-sized object

  • @Haiden-Isom
    @Haiden-Isom7 ай бұрын

    I don't even like beer but my ass will be purchasing as soon as it hits Colorado

  • @nothennow
    @nothennow7 ай бұрын

    somebody’s probably addicted to whippets because of what emily said that one episode

  • @classyclue5769
    @classyclue57697 ай бұрын

    Blandino’s sounds like something out of a meatcanyon video

  • @charlief2554
    @charlief25547 ай бұрын

    DUDE we sell the Friday beers at the bar I work at in Quincy I thought it was just a coincidence gaga

  • @King_Mittens
    @King_Mittens7 ай бұрын

    You know Emily really reminds me of Dee from always sunny

  • @romangorbi4056
    @romangorbi40567 ай бұрын

    I got the pea reference

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441
    @deaddegenerategeneration74417 ай бұрын

    Liam on his thankful shit

  • @nornman
    @nornman7 ай бұрын

    if they’re starting in boston ill be fucking 50 before they get it over to oregon. looking forward to trying the beer with my grandkids!

  • @jakeshufflez
    @jakeshufflez7 ай бұрын

    i cant find those pit vipers online anywhere, and to be honest ive never seen wills and liams head side by side, confirmed will giant easter island head

  • @robertcolewilkes7124
    @robertcolewilkes71247 ай бұрын

    Emily 100% looks like the lead character in “Thanksgiving “ the movie

  • @10cam01
    @10cam017 ай бұрын

    We need this in Kansas. I work at a bar, I'll try to talk my boss into getting it if you supply

  • @mikejones2405

    @mikejones2405

    7 ай бұрын

    you don’t even know what it tastes like lmao maybe don’t risk losing your job by convincing your boss to order a supply of podcast beer that you’ve never tasted. just some life advice for you

  • @10cam01

    @10cam01

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mikejones2405 wouldn't lose my job. He's not an idiot and would get some to try first. We got voodoo ranger which isn't that popular. And we just got the yeuingling chocolate draft so he's not unfamiliar with trying new stuff. I live in Kansas so 90 percent of drinks are light beer and gin and tonic

  • @10cam01

    @10cam01

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mikejones2405 don't know what cut throat bars you worked in where you'd get fired over something trivial like trying something out but I'm a cook and if he fired me he would need to hire 2 more people to replace me since I cook the daily specials and regular orders. In a town of 3k people it's hard to find people who want to cook let alone are reliable enough to do so

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441
    @deaddegenerategeneration74417 ай бұрын

    The princess and the pea

  • @theycallmeryann
    @theycallmeryann2 ай бұрын

    Bring back the advice segment

  • @ChasingLife365
    @ChasingLife3657 ай бұрын

    Can these two just make a movie

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY7 ай бұрын

    Yeah, we’re gonna need those beers in Wisconsin my boys

  • @evanh1205
    @evanh12057 ай бұрын

    58:10 this has to be a TikTok clip. That’s money

  • @cactusheater7981
    @cactusheater79817 ай бұрын

    Bring back red button

  • @lewispeterson2050
    @lewispeterson20507 ай бұрын

    Kung Fu Panda 2 made me cry in the theater, I was 11. If you know you know.

  • @RapShitBen
    @RapShitBen7 ай бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @georgeforeman2234
    @georgeforeman22347 ай бұрын

    Will is the second coming of kyle mooney

  • @grayson-bubbles-light5025
    @grayson-bubbles-light50257 ай бұрын

    Can we order the beer if we aren’t where it’s available? I want a good brew while my kid’s in the backseat

  • @hunterzindell7442
    @hunterzindell74427 ай бұрын

    Princess and the pea sorta had like the opposite storyline to what will was trying to say there. Could've been a good reference.

  • @bengordon9977
    @bengordon99777 ай бұрын

    bone cancer character was too reminiscent of the guy who's too excited to get drinks with his work friends.

  • @TipWithTuil
    @TipWithTuil7 ай бұрын

    don’t skimp us out on characters! we know your getting famous. but do not forget about what got you guys here

  • @tripburding2227
    @tripburding22277 ай бұрын

    Sooo little kid of Emily to only eat chicken fingies and mac and cheese, but the double major makes me respect it?! 🤬🤯

  • @jackpenny6360
    @jackpenny63607 ай бұрын

    Did Will get the toddler pit vipers?

  • @supremebeme
    @supremebeme7 ай бұрын

    what is the defcon 5 podcast?

  • @kazshade1742
    @kazshade17427 ай бұрын

    Im so team emily on this. I hate thanksgiving food. And I also love Chicken Nuggets and Mac n Cheese

  • @two-bitmathews8896
    @two-bitmathews88967 ай бұрын

    I already knew about the new beer cuz Will and Rusty’s play date 😎

  • @Farts_and_more
    @Farts_and_more7 ай бұрын

    The Asperger’s spiked on this one, loved it!!

  • @bink3525

    @bink3525

    7 ай бұрын

    Right!

  • @Lil-S3
    @Lil-S37 ай бұрын

    5 out of 5 stars, I would eat again, I’m def and I’m 5.

  • @christianrollman3006
    @christianrollman30067 ай бұрын

    I need Blandino every fucking week

  • @FirstLast-vv6lv
    @FirstLast-vv6lv7 ай бұрын

    If y’all send me a case I’ll send you a picture of me drinking some on the side of a mountain

  • @sillysissyphus4877
    @sillysissyphus48775 ай бұрын

    "She knows. She doesn't care. Opioids are better than family."