"You're sittin out under a bridge like the dude from Dennis the Menace." 🤣

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

lmaooo

That guy who was eating beans under the bridge in Denis the Menace ended up hitting a 10 legger parlay and turned his life around #QuittersNeverWin

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

lmaooo

Good video as always my brother. Can’t wait for the prop video. Iirc you are doing them even for fight night cards correct?

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

Thank you brotha, yes recording it now and I will have one for every card.

Daaaamn teller with the el dorado?? Lmao loved the story bro. I need a story time. Maybe tell that whole story or another good one you have. Seem like you are around my age. I was born in 89.

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

I got some great ones. I will start sneaking them in and tell the rest of that one lol. Yes I am 89 as well.

The denis the menace reference was 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

The Teller Be on his Florida Man shit running from the cops lol

Shoutout the Lou!! My hometown

I’m edging the teller in this one

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

lmaooo

Sean Woodson also talked about how he wasn’t in the right mindset in his fight against Saldana because his mom had just been arrested and that it was the worst fight he’s ever fought. Rooting for my boy. Stl fighters going to show out

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

Yea he is the truth. He can make a run in this division. He has some nasty tools.

I really love Jousett, Woodson, and Rebecki. Surprised each isn’t more chalky. The latter are just two solid guys you don’t see get finished and you don’t see gas out. They can go the distance and don’t NEED a finish themselves. The first is just levels above his opponent but two early in his career to favor heavy. Also like ulberg quite a bit as well. But like you said not super super confident bc menifeld is live.

@rosendogavilan8193

Ай бұрын

Bro…. I no joke messaged my gambling group my top 3 most confident picks were Jousett, Woodson, and Rebecki lmao. They check every box for easy fight night locks. You know your stuff

@jackderaway

Ай бұрын

We’ll see bro. Nothing is ever guaranteed especially in gambling. But thank you for the compliment. I’ve only been sports gambling about a year but ufc is about all I watch these days.

@MrSwerve

Ай бұрын

@@rosendogavilan8193 Everybody picked Petrino last too as an eazy pick.......F UFC. I've noticed that PFL parlays actually hit, plus LFA fight cards.....UFC is full of upsets......Every week there is a huge upset where everyone picked the wrong guy......All BS to be honest.

@rosendogavilan8193

Ай бұрын

@@MrSwerve Bro I’m not even trying to bend an asshole but I called that upset for over 2 weeks lol, and smacked Smith ML straight. But I do understand what you’re saying, Grant Dawson burned me so badly when he got flash finished by Green. That’s just one example of the bullshit too. Just gotta 2 pick parlay your most confident plays (last week Orolbai and Caio) sometimes one will get burned but that’s gambling. UFC is great because there are spots like Aldo where the plus odds are so easy to

Crazy to think that a 6’5 Nursulton Ruziboev is cutting to 170 when he’s had so much success as a MW. Even crazier is Ruziboev fighting at 155 in several fights. 😅

@GravityThree3

Ай бұрын

hes not 6'5 , the same way OMalley isnt 6'0

@MMAGamblingTips

Ай бұрын

@@GravityThree3 he’s definitely 6’4 at least

@GravityThree3

Ай бұрын

@@MMAGamblingTips probably 6'3 1/2 but yeah.. no way 6'5

@RICO_-is2pb

Ай бұрын

He used to fight at WW before coming into the UFC, main reason he can in at MW was due to being a short notice, doing well but now he’s going to his natural weight

@MMAGamblingTips

Ай бұрын

@@GravityThree3 Yea, UFC always inflates height and reach. I just went back and looked at three of his other fight and they have him at 180 cm or 6‘4. So somewhere around that.

Wasn't Kattar the Boston Bomber. "Strangler"? Dude never choked anyone

Man, "Sid from Toy Story" had me laughing out loud! It's so true :'). That ribeye part was money too. You're one funny man Teller. Inhale. Exhale. Good luck Saturday!

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

Thank you brotha lol ... Good luck to you too.

My picks for this fight card from most confidence to least confidence are: Lewis, Waters, Ulberg, Ribovics, Borshchev, Johnson, Buckley, Ricci, Alderich, Caceres, Cortez-Acosta, Ferreira. Good Luck everyone!

@daniellebrooks7510

27 күн бұрын

Great call with Johnson acosta and ferriera your very good you picked 3 dogs correctly

@RealmRuler47

26 күн бұрын

If only you had hooper & woodson woulda been a sweep, good shit.

bro every time you say your edging someone i just cant take you serious XD

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

I am trying to wean it out but it still comes out naturally lol.

If WMMA has any skill or is a real sport then JJ Aldrich with her "high-calber" boxing and "fine tuning her craft" should be the most confident pick on the card and a guaranteed win, but it isn't. It is not a real sport, you can't be confident, especially since most "fights" go to decision and it is still difficult to guess which way the judges will go AFTER WATCHING the fight lol. It's ridiculous, the majority of fights still have a moment where both women are on the ground, each holding one of the other's legs, neither fighter having any idea what to do, looking like toddlers that need a nap.

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

lol

@chrismayhem5447

28 күн бұрын

Tell me a women hurt your feelings without actually telling me

@sweetpeagrayble5858

27 күн бұрын

@@chrismayhem5447 I love women! That's why I don't want them to hurt each other, especially when that is the point of the sport and they can't do it well. It's a lose lose situation, exploit women, especially the pretty ones and fail to entertain. Did somebody call for a white knight, I didn't hear it?

Bet the house on Billy Goff

@mmafortuneteller

29 күн бұрын

You sure?

@chimkinpapi6468

29 күн бұрын

@@mmafortuneteller like 80% sure 😂 we will see soon brother!

@daniellebrooks7510

27 күн бұрын

Uh no

@chimkinpapi6468

17 күн бұрын

@@mmafortuneteller I need a home now

Ribovics beat kirk wow write home about it, hadley beat 2 guys that are now cut from the ufc while johnson fought brandon royvale, woodson looked like trash against saldana, slava cant keep his feet i mean giving up 7 and 11 takedowns is terrible hooper just needs one and its game over

@AK-ii1gh

Ай бұрын

How did Woodson look trash lmao drop that extra chromosome

@jackderaway

Ай бұрын

@ryanmcarthy69anytime you see a first and last name followed by 4 numbers it’s likely a bot comment.

@daniellebrooks7510

Ай бұрын

@ryanmcarthy69 I don't make fun of other cappers picks I just point out why I think it may be the wrong pick I do 13 hrs of research and it shows I question why ppl picked bebita to beat mccan when she beat her already I questioned why ppl picked mayes to be nascimento when nascimento beat mayes already I don't get certain picks when it's clear who will win but your right I will calm down commenting on youtube since I do my own research I don't need to listen to other cappers take care

@benchappell4914

Ай бұрын

@@daniellebrooks7510where can we watch your show?

@RICO_-is2pb

Ай бұрын

Hopper has a 22% takedown accuracy. Only person worse in the whole UFC is Dern with 14%

Aldrich has a lack of fight IQ if you ask me. I think that will be her downfall in this fight. Hardy will have her hands full but I think she will approach this fight with a higher IQ and will pull off the W.

@bipolartyranttroller

27 күн бұрын

Is it me or does it look like Aldrich has a lot of flab and would make 115? I think she needs to do that or get out of MMA.

Picking all favorites again?

@mmafortuneteller

Ай бұрын

What are you talking about? JJ Aldrich DOG... Nursulton Ruziboev DOG.... Rodrigo Nascimento DOG.... and I have been picking a bunch of underdog week to week just like I did this card. Keep the clown comments to yourself.

@majestyw6973

Ай бұрын

@@mmafortunetellertalked bad to that man 😂😂😂😂

@PorzWolf

Ай бұрын

@@mmafortunetellerdon’t even bother entertaining the trolls. The internet is partially a wasteland filled with the worst of humanity. Don’t waste your time or emotions, Teller. Keep doing your thing and thanks for the content 👍

@zerobob8586

Ай бұрын

keeping the bets smaller on this card. Lot of hometown guys in this card so choose wisely

@afilthycasualsguidetomma2100

Ай бұрын

What a fucking bot comment. Silly mf

Butchered Impa’s last night 😂

Jousett was getting pieced up by kitt he is too hitable he hasnt impressed me why for winning against 50 year old song i like night train here to ko jousett

@jackderaway

Ай бұрын

Gooden is a can bro. Don’t fade jousett just yet. Maybe next fight but right now jousett is still facing lower level competition. His striking is nice. He may be taking more shots bc he’s not worried about it.

@daniellebrooks7510

Ай бұрын

@@jackderaway do feel gooden is too big of a favorite so may just pass I like to bet 3 fights big this won't be one of the 3

@jayfoe8933

Ай бұрын

@@daniellebrooks7510 what are your top 3 fights? I got ruzib, ulberg,woodson, and borschev on a $600 dollar parlay

@944CoyoteV8

Ай бұрын

​@@daniellebrooks7510 Jousett has really only just started striking. He's a judo guy who went to CKB to learn to strike. He'll keep getting better.

Stop talking about lines, give the prediction of who you thinks going to win and you might get some more views. It’s unnecessary to talk about value etc just get to the point.

@ineedmine85ify

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 we just want the winners

@MMAD-Rob

Ай бұрын

I personally like to hear about the lines

@navyoloye8061

Ай бұрын

@@ineedmine85ify nah straight I like Teller but he needs to get to it. Cut the fluff out

@sweetpeagrayble5858

Ай бұрын

Lines are fine, but sometimes I'm not sure who he's actually picking, starting with a clear pick, no matter how low confidence, would make for better vids.

@navyoloye8061

Ай бұрын

@@sweetpeagrayble5858 bro just give it to me like coke straight from Columbia