I'm high ASF but I was thinking about that stupid show good guy/bad guy with DC and chael and I think a hilarious KZread version of that would be bedtime and Lucas Tracy lmao

@bedtimemma

Ай бұрын

Dude that’s like my dream podcast

@galmart3111

Ай бұрын

perfect podcast to find out who to bet on and who not to bet on

@amath_

Ай бұрын

whos good and whos bad

@jollyjhadist9648

Ай бұрын

@@amath_ Lucas is obviously the "good" lmao

The biggest blobs are definitely MMA Joey and MMA Guru

@burntouttoast3438

Ай бұрын

Make that match on 300 for the BMI belt

@upliftmofo

Ай бұрын

@@burntouttoast3438the only belt I wanna see!

@Milfhunter135

Ай бұрын

@@burntouttoast3438 They’ll both be 300 pounds on 300

@burntouttoast3438

Ай бұрын

@@Milfhunter135 The fight will end in double TKO via heart failure

@lucasleao1756

Ай бұрын

MMA Joey the Blob Goat

Chris barnett being 5 ft 8 missing weight at heavyweight is genuinely inspiring

@wesleysmith8552

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The Ortega "...I'm glad you asked." Always makes me laugh

@fxrdo

Ай бұрын

real😭😭

@Grimthrxx

Ай бұрын

I was just about to comment that

@burntouttoast3438

Ай бұрын

That's just the natural charisma of Brian "The Eagle" Ortegamedov

@jocoolshow

Ай бұрын

Can’t forget the “Haha…”

@krato123

Ай бұрын

Guru and this guy funniest mma creators

"I manifested this" - leftlane MMA

@abdulrabbani4520

Ай бұрын

Lmfaooooo

@nikesh9157

Ай бұрын

TRUST

@Gaaarry

Ай бұрын

TRUST!!

Shamil vs Tai for the BMI belt

@Umar-gw6fy

Ай бұрын

BMI belt 😂😂😂😂

Shameal Gasiev the B.L.O.B (Baddest Lad On the Block) GOAT. HE'S JIGGLY LIKE THOSE JAPANESE CHEESECAKES TRUST 💯💯💯💯💯

@meanmrbean8641

Ай бұрын

Bless this post, O Lord

Bro barnett is athletic af for a heavyweight while gassiev on the other hand is just pure lard.

@ElliotCarson

Ай бұрын

yeah but bro look at Chris Barnett 😭😭😭

@ql5481

Ай бұрын

​@@ElliotCarsonat least I know Chris can do a handstand and run a lap or two😂

@LemonHead-sq5ws

25 күн бұрын

@@ElliotCarson yeah look at him for a second then you’re knocked out

Bro blob checked us

So proud watching Bigi Boy beat the blob allegations.

Chris Barnett is 5'8 missing weight at heavyweight

@GengoSenmon

Ай бұрын

And yet he is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division that the fans would love, Barnett would be a star of that division.

@Wafi9k

Ай бұрын

@@GengoSenmon yo chill with " more skilled than 80% of the ufc" shit, dude is 2_2 bottom of the barrel heavyweight 💀

@BizarreHD

Ай бұрын

actually legendary shit tbh

@paulbryant8403

Ай бұрын

Hes awesome tho

@morifan3128

Ай бұрын

Didn't he miss weight because his wife literally died? Cut him some slack dude.

“Chris Barnett waddled so Shamiel Gaziev could hobble” I haven’t audibly laughed out loud at something in a long time but that got me

@joeydstoenail

Ай бұрын

I was dying😂😂

Can we get a biggest soy builds in MMA tier list with people like barbarena and anthony "on paper" smith

@Grimthrxx

Ай бұрын

Sean Woodson 😂

@NC_MMA

Ай бұрын

sean woodson doesnt even have a soy build he just looks like hes not from this earth 😂@@Grimthrxx

@cobefriend7797

Ай бұрын

Dominik Cruz ranks B on the Soy tier.

@Grimthrxx

Ай бұрын

@@NC_MMA 😂

@GengoSenmon

Ай бұрын

So basically any fighter who only does jiu jitsu

We finally got it Bedtime crew. Being a blob is the best base for MMA. Shamil Gaziev title run coming in hot and ready. LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA TRUST.

This guy's one of the few MMA youtubers who's actually naturally funny without resorting to cringe 12 year old humor lmao

Crazy how the good heavyweights (Francis, Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovitch, Volkov, Stipe) often happen to not be fat blobs like 90% of hevayweights. Funny how that works.

@bedtimemma

Ай бұрын

Cain and DC were a bit blobby tho but damn true actually especially Stipe he was quite lean

“chris barnett waddled so shamil gaziev could hobble” - Bedtimenomics 6:4

They just bulkin like a starving kid TRUST

What it do Blob tier crew, Blob team stand up!!

Glad I’m not the only one thinkin Jones been adopting that Wilson Fisk build. Bro really thought he mogged Aspinall.

"Im glad you asked" has to be the funniest new quote ever

Gaziev is clearly on EPO

@GengoSenmon

Ай бұрын

In the powerlifting community there are tons of guys juiced to the gills who are built exactly like Gaziev

@biochemicks2709

27 күн бұрын

@@GengoSenmon being juiced and ending up looking like Gaziev is hilarious lmao. Not even the fit fat vibe like Eddie Hall

*jon aniks voice* and the man whom this tier list was built around Shamil "the blob" gaziev

@bedtimemma

Ай бұрын

😭😭😂😂🙏

‘what it do blobtime crew’ bedtime mma is not just the funniest mma youtuber, arguably the funniest youtuber about rn

@GengoSenmon

Ай бұрын

Blob time crew checking in today✅

Bedtime vs leftlane number 1 contenders fight for globulous blobulous belt

Bro got beat to it by leftlane MMA. Bedtime confirmed washed

@DCshandle

Ай бұрын

Left lane stole the idea

@one1nsanity

Ай бұрын

Leftlane is british he can't beat anyone

@lostprophecy7593

Ай бұрын

@@one1nsanity he’s Aussie

@one1nsanity

Ай бұрын

@@lostprophecy7593 he sounds british so I decided he is

@shugen6397

Ай бұрын

Bedtime been hyping this up left lane stole it

Out of Camp Jamal Hill missing

@adagiostan1938

Ай бұрын

Bro i didnt recognize him when i saw him in that ahort sparring with merab.

Chris Barnett vs Shamil Gaziev: Battle of the blobs

@jordielpino

Ай бұрын

Barnett is next level blob

@biochemicks2709

27 күн бұрын

Barnett by tornado kick

Not a heavyweight but Bryan Barberena was looking very bloby in his last fight

@TheBiggest2004

Ай бұрын

Doesn’t he always look like that?

Lucas Tracy said that Rozenstruik isn’t fat he’s a density maxxer

Lucky that Augusto Sakai is no longer in the UFC. That guy was basically a violent lasagne.

You forgot Jake Collier who is a goat all-time Blob imo, man used to fight at 185 he did the reverse Cannonier transition

"He wobbled so he could hobble" lmaoooooo

No blagoy is a crazy robbery

Worst best strikers next, Kevin Holland and Darren Till for example (Till dropped Masvidal in like 10 sec and the hellbow on Rob was crazy)

Missed some blobs a bit disappointed: Jamal pogues, Jake collier, josh Parisian, Parker porter, Martin buday

Your Tom Aspinall impression is GOATED. I know you said that MMA Guru does it better but nah bro, yours is the best on KZread. Also would love to see blob list per division e.g Alex Morono at welterweight

Man it's ramadan here and evreytime I finish eating after a long day of fasting you upload a video

@ugene77

Ай бұрын

Turn to Christ before it's too late, he died for our sins my friend. I'm sorry I have to put it this way, but a man who both according to the Quran and historical evidence graped a child, conquered, enslaved and murdered with no remorse can't be God's messenger, surely you get that.

my phone got really fkn heavy when this video was playing now i can’t lift my phone off the ground, thank you bedtime!✌🏼

I appreciate that you still make videos even tho you are in camp for your first ever title shot

BMI: Blob Mass Index

the play on words for this video was insane lmfao great stuff bedtime

That spivak bit sent me into hysterics 🤣

You forgot Parker Porker

Gotta say this is the best video you ever made!

You gotta put Tai #1 dude’s last fight he literally looked straight off the couch after a month of binge eating

CANT believe bedtimemma is BULLYING and STEALING from small channel leftlanemma smh 😔

shoutout mma joey for making the list 🔥

You gotta make an obese tier list for ALL TIME UFC Fighters. Like Parker Porter, Roy Nelson, Tank Abbott, ECT...

Rozenstruik is full of water weight, Spivak is larger than him, Bigi Boy could be a 205er.. De Silva looks like a pure heavyweight even for a past 205er himself. Blaydes and Romanov are sorta the same in ways because they’re either weighing as the largest heavyweight in the division at 264-265 or they’re fighting at 235-240 in the smaller to mid range. Also Gaziev vs Rozenstruik was pretty much only made a main event to set up a bigger PPV undercard/ Fight Night main event caliber match up for Despaigne without it being too tough of a test for the Olympic bronze medalist.

Quality content!

Bedtimes the goat, always giving us the mma content we really want

Real ones remember when Stipe beta tested DC’s jiggle physics w those body shots

Where's Josh "The Plummer" Parisian

This might be your best video yet

Derrick Lewis’ six pack looks like it’s made of clay

mate your inpersonifications are on point

leftlane copying

@robertospada2624

Ай бұрын

He did the video first, what are you talking about

@adagiostan1938

Ай бұрын

​@@robertospada2624bedtime posts teaters for his videos on ig before he makes them, neither of them copying just similar ideas probably. Tbf as well tai tuivasa and other fat heavyweights have been fighting so it makes sense.

@patheticworm

Ай бұрын

Leftlane got the idea from rigo. It says in his description. People take ideas from each other all the time

@krisf4969

Ай бұрын

More competition gives us viewers more and better content, I approve of all good idea stealing/sharing!

Rozenstruik was a lhw sized heavyweight who made the right choice of bulking up a good 10-15 since his debut

@GengoSenmon

Ай бұрын

Fedor and DC had high body fat with LHW/MW heights and both of them stomped most of their HW opponents.

That is the best description of de Lima I've ever heard 😂

honorable mention for parker porter

Good shout not including tafa out of fear, I watched Romero vs Adesanya at the Logan pub and him and his brother were there so it's a real tangible threat

@bedtimemma

Ай бұрын

Bro I literally was like handshake distance from the guy u will never catch me talking shit bruh 🤣🤣

Been waiting years for this moment

The fact Parker Porter wasn’t on this list is a crime.

Might be the best tier list yet

Bouta eat while I’m watching this fr fr gonna be the blobtime crew leader here pretty soon

it’s finally here 🙏

jokes were on point tryna have a drink here but i couldn’t stop laughing 😂thats why bedtimes the GOAT also Ya know L-Leftlanes a dirtbag dude you know what you did

Bruh this tier list had me dying, one of bedtime’s funniest in a while

This is a historical moment

I’m glad you asked

Bit wrong on romanov, mans only 6"2

This is one of the greatest videos ever

Jorge is making a promising run for the blob tier list

Bro this one was worth the wait what a legendary roast

Greatest week in youtube history

Calling Jon Jones bulbous had me dead man you're funny asf. And saying Spivak smells like onions 🧅😭

Wake up babe Bedtime MMA just posted🗣️🔥

"Let me know in the comments"?! broooo! " Weigh in with your opinion" was riiiight there!

Pretty good take boss! You could have thrown in Parker Porter vs Chris Barnett for the undisputed lard champion

gaziev gotta be the top tier blob in the ufc rn never met a ufc fighter have their mouth guard fall out from breathing that heavy and physically not being able to continue due to being that obese 💀💀

Masvidal bouta come back and fight for the BMI with that new blob build

I manifested this video TRUST

this video has permanently altered my vocabulary im abt to be using "blobulous" everywhere

Left lane vs bedtime for 300 main event book it now🗣️

Fire video

watching romanov get shredded for 1 fight and then show up to his next fight more blobby than before is an underrated funny mma moment 💀

The Roy Nelson legacy awards

HW Chris Daukus was the ULTIMATE KING of S-tier. He's literally a Middleweight if he cared hard enough, lost his blob card when he moved down to LHW tho.

not sure if they're still in the UFC but Jake Collier and Parker Porter are S tier blobs. Both of them look like 200 gallon bags of milk.

Chris Barnett might be the #1 P4P blob but his speed and movement is insane 😂

God King Blob Chris Barnett also out there throwing wheel kicks and doing front flips.

Gaziev vs Barnett for the BMI title to save 301 🔥🔥🥶

“I’ll leave him with headshot like Kennedy, and clean him up with Scott no Leon” TRUST!

This one is already a certified hood classic

just realized Bigi Boy and The Black Beast is almost the same person

Blob checked tier list next

Grimace build got me crying in the club

This acc is getting big, like Chris Barnett TRUST

The Ortega impression is S tier brother. Or if only Conor can be S then it's A+ at least