“How did that guy EVER make 185? He is ginormous!”

@LynxxMan

5 күн бұрын

True

@briancrowford4218

5 күн бұрын

They say it everytine

@nasvsan6191

5 күн бұрын

Anyone good in any division is a weight bully to Joe Rogan.

@burntouttoast3438

5 күн бұрын

People forget man, that man is made outta MAHOGANY

@blake1606

5 күн бұрын

I mean, his legs look like tree trunks!

Ain’t this the guy who started the chama chants when he saw Pereira

@nosparringmax3241

4 күн бұрын

aye we don't talk about that

@subtokeatonwalsh6562

4 күн бұрын

No dude, this is Steve erceg

The banker is Joe Rogan questioning how Pereira used to make 185.

@stefan8892

5 күн бұрын

slim whyd you post that you SNITCH!😡

@fourfinger540

5 күн бұрын

Crazy to think Pereira and Gastelum used to be in the same weight class

“Oh man that leg is already compromised.” “In both fights with Adesanya he compromised his legs.” “His technique is so awkward. He doesn’t even turn his hip when he throws it, yet he produces so much power.”

@frenkysprod.4223

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"HE'S GONNA TAP! Oh he got out." - DC

@psychohippie2003

4 күн бұрын

Every guillotine… “THATS TIGHT!”

Both women take the full 5 minutes from eye pokes making the bout even longer

@bedtimemma

5 күн бұрын

Lmfao

@highestqualitypigiron

4 күн бұрын

Don't even joke about this bruh 😭

On paper 📄 Anthony Smith could single-handedly storm the beaches of Normandy and liberate France 😤

@Keithersutherland

5 күн бұрын

If you take away the German weaponry, fortified bunkers, and field of view they weren't that dangerous

@jacobnolan510

5 күн бұрын

You're attacking my family

@donomma

4 күн бұрын

LOL. To be fair, I could get what hes saying a little bit. Its MMA, and Jon is the best at mixing everything together. But is his boxing so good that hes koing you with his hands? No. but his kickboxing, wrestling, and submission ability can be seen as dominate so hes still pretty wrong.

@Cub__

3 күн бұрын

​@@Keithersutherland 😂

Ian Garry in an elementary school foot race: “Don’t you rush me!”

The poster makes Jiri and Alex look like wacky tag team MMA teammates that have to overcome adversity to make it to the top!

Bro did NOT edit out that crispy ass whistle 💀

@pedromarques7622

5 күн бұрын

Ogs know bedtime never edits ANYTHING he says he'll edit

@adequatequality

4 күн бұрын

When you're the best editor on KZread, you don't waste your time to edit out such trivial things

"I'm Glad You Asked 🗣"

What about Cejudo saying "i think he's gonna hit him with the left hook guys I really do"

@adultadulturson7142

5 күн бұрын

“Listen guys I think he’s gonna leg kick him guys”

@pfs420

2 күн бұрын

Listen guys I can already see it happening, their gloves will be gold guys

“Oh, that’s in tight. He’s in big trouble folks!” Head proceeds to pop out

Who's ready for Flukas to come out with his video of this tomorrow? Can't replicate the goat bedtime

Pereira vs Jirri poster looks like they are about to fight crime

With one fight on the card a commentator will go “Look at the size difference between these two”

Anthony Smith is the type of guy to call out Alex even if he loses to Roman bc on paper he’s the hardest fight in the division for Alex

@pfs420

2 күн бұрын

I genuinely think Alex and Anthony as well as the reporters will have 0 interest in beefing. Alex doesn't speak English, Anthony is a giant poo c on paper I could beat him. And the reporters are only going to ask Anthony, "how does it feel to be back in the win column and on a big card like 303" 😂

@Dooodeeeeaintfreee

16 сағат бұрын

​poo c

I unironically want Smith to get a titleshot so bad 😂

@bedtimemma

5 күн бұрын

Same bro I’m praying

9:34 That random Dagestani “I know this is true brother” made me spit out my drink 🤣 I was caught so off guard

@barlo90

4 күн бұрын

Virgin

“She is a saaavage, an absolute marauder one of the greatest of all time! - Rogan during Macy Chiassons walkout

Prediction: Anthony Smith points at the center of the octagon in the final seconds trying to go viral.

I'm a member put a heart on this shit rn fam

@DouglasCarter69

5 күн бұрын

You ain’t getting a heart lil bro

@Kaozoz

5 күн бұрын

You got no heart like a jellyfish TRUST

@clkgtr12

5 күн бұрын

No heart 21 21

@lacedpill

5 күн бұрын

-1000 aura nih thought he was him😹😹😹

@eggmaking9656

5 күн бұрын

he don’t want you lil bro

Bedtime, DC is so tired of fighters lifting him up like a sack of potatoes that I think he will REFUSE to wrestle Pereira heading into this fight lol

Talbot is definitely getting screen time. The kid has massive glazers already. I'm excited for his fights but the amount of grown men I've seen fangirling already is wild. He's got the look that brings all of the "hey blue eyes" type dudes out of the woodwork but still not out of the closet. 😂

@MatthewMcRowan

5 күн бұрын

He so zesty, next Adesanya?

@nasvsan6191

5 күн бұрын

​@@MatthewMcRowan I thought he was openly gay and in a relationship with Flukas Glazy

I feel like Rogan should have an entire bingo card just for himself

I never asked how Pereira could make 185 lbs,I just said that he was HUMONGOUS at 185,two COMPLETELY different things - drogis du progansis

dawg your impressions never cease to make me laugh, it's always a trip hearing someone mock an american accent

lopes and ortega could be legit striking and rogan will somehow ask about steel cups and talk about how they provide a fulcrum for armbars

Not even 10 seconds into the embedded episode and jiri is talking about “brining a storm to the cage” 😂😂😂

No BedTimestamps for the bingo?

@yaboicaden200

5 күн бұрын

No bedtime has clearly stated before he doesn't put timestamps. Unless you're being sarcastic in which case that would be the shittiest attempt at sarcasm ever.

@EthanEV

5 күн бұрын

@@yaboicaden200 clearly sarcasm you absolute Neanderthal.

@duran9799

5 күн бұрын

@@yaboicaden200incel monologue

@nasvsan6191

5 күн бұрын

​@@yaboicaden200 loser alert code red code red

@sonny3602

4 күн бұрын

@@yaboicaden200bro shut up 😂

I never said I was going to edit that out I just said I wasn’t going to include that in the video, it’s completely different

Time stamps: What are you doin here bruh

@sagaz5569

4 күн бұрын

Hahahahah got me

“Steep cups, calf kick, rubber guard, and how in the world did he make 185?” - Joe and maybe DC. PROBABLY, okay time to go to sleep like bedtime. TRUST

Pereira is going to have the most legendary downfall of all time, he’s going to lose to Jiri, THEN he’s gonna lose to Anthony Smith, AND THEN he’s gonna lose to Dricus moving up to light heavyweight and goofing his way to a KO

Loving the longer videos brother let’s keep them coming 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Honorable Mention: Chama chant led by yours truly, bedtimemma

Loving the longer vids

Smith def getting that shot before ankalaev if he wins LOL

bedtime AGAIN on my lunch break dude is consistent

I subbed and liked cause of the Ortega impressions 👌

I'd love to see Jiri come out with a more polished defence or chain grappling approach but I know that there's a tiny samurai spirit perched on his shoulder that says "f*ck it we ball" as soon as the fight starts....

@braydenjames8957

4 күн бұрын

Hes going to lose. Go to 185 like he said and get exposed by Anthony Hernandez

Wow dude, Jiri will give interview during fight week!? No way...

I’ll be disappointed if Dolidze doesn’t ko Anthony Smith in cartoonish fashion

“You know Pereira is an absolute MARAUDER”

5:47 this caught me off guard my bad bedtime I didn’t know😢😂

These long videos are literally what I lived for

I think a review of UFC Saudi could have been fun with the Ikram derailment and the saltmaster Pavlovich being outclassed

The goat dropped

“Jiri can’t take too many more of these calf kicks man” “That leg is compromised man he’s walking funny” one of those will be said by Joe Rogan

Your Jiri impression sounds more like Jiri than Jiri himself

RIGHT ON TIME FOR LUNCH ‼️🙌🏼🙌🏼

Lmaoo yo the Ian Gary fanboy impression is hilarious

I don't see the suits giving Smiff his shot after beating Dolidze. It just wouldnt warrant it, and idk that Alex has the pull to put Smiff in front of Ankalaev, assuming he gets past Jiri. More than likely they rebook him with Ulberg down the line, or against Hill.

All reasonable beefs. They're taking everything you work for. They attacked your family

‘Jiri Prochazka…This guy is a MARAUDER’- Joe ‘Steel Cups and Calf Kicks’ Rogan

As an average Bedtime autist, nothing gonna make me happier than Anthony on paper Smith flukes a submission one day against Alex Pereira and go "there's levels to this shit"💀

When are we getting the bedtime Muay Thai edit?

Poatan and Jiri cop bros movie would go hard

He'll forever be Topurio in my mind

As much as it pains me to say, after cashing huge on that Smith r1 sub. I think he's cooked here. Dolidze is gonna goofy goober his way to a W bro. I just know it's coming.

15:15 nah if bisping is on commentary yk he’s gonna go “BABY BOY!!!” if jiri flatlines pereira

Bedtime cooked w this one, I see all of these hitting NO CAP

Dora never explored anything. Columbus and Cortez are laughing bro, laughing at her

AUTISM SAMURAI BY 2ND ROUND TKO

"jiri's leg is already a mess. He's already having trouble."

What it do, bedtime crew

I would pay actual money if jiri gets injured and smith fights alex 😭😭😭

The Jiri interview already hit lmao he accused Alex of using magic

Bedtime nba bouta be fire 🔥

BEDTIME NBA MENTIONEDDDD

You are so right with the jamahal hill tweet, the guy is so salty 😂😂😂

I'm doing a 303 commentators bingo card with my friends. Mainly Rogan / DC. I need 3 more. Any suggestions? 1. calf kicks changed the game 2. "his/her ground game is ELITE" 3. "this man is an absolute/physical specimen" 4. "people don't know" 5. any reference by DC to food or eating 6. commentators declaring "that's tight!", "it's in!" or "he's gonna tap!" immediately followed by an escape 7. "that leg is already compromised" 8. Gracie family glazing 9. Glazing "my good friend" Eddie Bravo 10. Praising the cornering advice for a fighter who loses 11. DC mentioning how hard Pereira kicked him 12. DC praising an attempt to wrestle as "smart" 13. Steel cups 14. "You can't prepare for" an unorthodox style (e.g. Jiri) 15. The new gloves were supposed to address that 16. "Now you're in his/her world" 17. "Those are big shots" 18. "And he doesn't telegraph" 19. "He hurt him!"/"He's hurt!" followed by the hurt fighter winning 20. Commenting that a fighter has a gigantic head 21. DC claiming a fighter stole that round with a late takedown, despite doing zero damage

I cant believ its only in one week, lets go Jiri 🔥

Bro imagine this is your first Bedtime vid and he just immediately calls you a casual😂😂

The free pick should've been "Dc getting bullied by one of the fighters on his own channel"

Poatan crew is here🗣️🗣️

Can't wait for Fluka's version of this video

bro is vid is sooooooooooooooooooo good bruh CHAMA

At this point I 💀🍑 always sit there saying out loud „ What it do, bedtime crew“ TRUST

I can definitely see Pereira and Smith squashing the beef and shaking hands on embedded

@MatthewMcRowan

5 күн бұрын

They should make this bjj match before weight cut

@emanuel5880

5 күн бұрын

Real recognize real

I might be the only person who thinks mayra Bruno silva is ONLY on the main card because of her last press conference SHE BRINGS ATTUTUDE

Praying Jiri pulls out so smith can fight Alex

Alex speaks English during presser "what happened with Rountree" to smith would be insane

I’m grabbing the nearest rope and stool if Ian mcgarry wins

Who’s separating Pereira and Smith on the table? “Heh I’m glad you asked”

Just seen Jiri say Alex is using shamanic magic to win his fights

Your accent changes like 7 times each video 😂👍

Hope at least they get a promo for Sphere card announcement and not Dana reading another note casually announcing Ilia vs Max and Grasso vs Schev 3 🤦‍♂

Anthony smith beats Alex by was first round sub his nightmare 🎉

5:26 "I'll edit that out, best Whistler on KZread"

P. Diddy helping me get through work. *Bedtime

the ufc gods are gonna gift us smith vs pereira

Give us a “UFC fighters I could beat in a game of 1v1 basketball” tier list

Good vid

@bedtimemma

4 күн бұрын

🐐

Bedtime needs somehow interview Chandler and troll him with Conors Voice 😂

@bedtimemma

5 күн бұрын

Moichalllllllll

Whenever someone does the Ortega impression I can’t stop laughing😂😂

I think Joe Rogan and DC will for sure talk about the stoppage of the first Jiri and Alex fight. I could definitely see an out of nowhere retirement from the main event, if Alex wins, Jiri will say something to the effect of “ This is where the samurai’s story ends. I guess I’m just not good enough to beat this guy.” If Alex gets finished Plinion Cruz will tell Joe Rogan “He says he’s thinking about retiring from fighting, but he’s doesn’t know yet. We’ll speak to his team and see what the next move is.” Then Pereira will announce his Heavyweight debut, six months later.

Pereira will pick Adesanya to beat DDP, but not to be respectful. He will pick him because he got put out cold by Adesanya and wants to emphasize how he is better than everyone else at middleweight so he can cope with that loss more easily.

I'll take 3 "Chama's" for a locked in bingo card

Jiri is going to win he’s going to cook Pereira and eat an abominable amount of damage that would kill literally any other fighter I CANT WAIT FOR THIS REMATCH this could genuinely be one of the greatest rematches in UFC history