Worst ride ever.

@irving2510

2 жыл бұрын

Finally

@gingerale885

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@pug_lover1977

2 жыл бұрын

Finally

@ErockTheMiner

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on 2 million

@dr.pepper45

2 жыл бұрын

definitely

That’s the best Uber. In whole city.

@ButterscotchMcBean1995

2 жыл бұрын

This is best comment in whole city.

@yournemesis

2 жыл бұрын

In whole city.

@AnonymousXvictoriouS

2 жыл бұрын

Omg! I'm such a big fan of yours

@Shrouded_in_Mystery

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnonymousXvictoriouS Your his biggest fan, in whole city.

@AnonymousXvictoriouS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shrouded_in_Mystery Yu heb za weirdest brofile biciture, in whole city

When the world needed him the most, Diego returned...

@dr.pepper45

2 жыл бұрын

when Diego needed it the most, tequila returned.

@Fauxvids

2 жыл бұрын

Rudy released this months ago

@Tripepdipep

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.pepper45 when Diego returned home, he needed tequila the most.

@Jaredyers

2 жыл бұрын

@@imagine3041 the racist Mexican hero

@d.a.t_k2

2 жыл бұрын

YESSIR BEEN WAITING SO LONG

Diego is so polite and patient. What a depressed man.

@Nelster

2 жыл бұрын

Most depressed... in the whole city.

@xivix6710

Жыл бұрын

Patient yes, polite .. based on his costumer service I doubt that 😂

@Pinkkittie5006

Жыл бұрын

@@xivix6710 true

@corpig4021

Жыл бұрын

@@Nelster 😂👍

@Snake2s

2 ай бұрын

s

,,Because you drink too much poison juice” that got me😂😅

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Glad to see Diego is back. Best alcoholic in the whole city!

@seanwebb605

2 жыл бұрын

He has certainly convinced me to start drinking.

@binjalan6777

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanwebb605 shame

@seanwebb605

2 жыл бұрын

@@binjalan6777 What?

@binjalan6777

2 жыл бұрын

@Sean Webb this is only comedy you shouldn't take it seriously. And even if you think drinking is cool that doesn't mean that you should do it. At the end it's your decision and who am I to tell you that

@seanwebb605

2 жыл бұрын

@@binjalan6777 It's never "only" comedy. Comedy is an important art form. Diego the drunk is cool because he doesn't try to be cool. He is cool. He has made a good case for drinking. Take your after school special to some else.

The way Diego says "no" never fails to crack me up

@yasminhabibti721

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@SnakeKoRn

2 жыл бұрын

No

@connie0613

2 жыл бұрын

It’s “No thank you”

@cactus8666

2 жыл бұрын

I wish Twan was here lmao he Would be like FUCK NO

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

"We drive now" We all know it's not gonna happen 😂😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Billie EYELASH had me 😂😂😂

"You said your married" "Yes" "Thats a problem" Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂 that cracks me up

@MrBdouche

2 жыл бұрын

Diego has the best delivery when it comes to saying simplest shit without any punchline and still, makes you pee your pants. what a great comdeian.

@TimThe_redrobin

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@diov596

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Polyglot_English

2 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

That is solvable with a divorce.

Please Rudy don't kill this channel, this is the best series on youtube

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

Best series in the whole city 😂

@Thatonestrangerr

11 ай бұрын

@@corpig4021HAH

@Contemplatingspider

10 ай бұрын

@@corpig4021Cappy town

@Contemplatingspider

10 ай бұрын

@@corpig4021world

"okay relax Dahli Llama" had me dead 💀💀💀 😂😂😂

Being in the Middle East, "best in the whole city" part is true as hell XD

@funky_tree

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

This is the best show ever it needs its own channel on tv

@RoKrishGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Best show in the whole city

@samick692

2 жыл бұрын

He is rudy na

@Trotazik

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoKrishGaming beat me to it

@geek4u869

2 жыл бұрын

No. It is best show in whole city.

@CH-zp2rh

2 жыл бұрын

The best show in the whole city 🤣😂

What about bille eyelash😂😂 1:18

@anthonys4788

Жыл бұрын

Billie Eilish at home

“You’re married. That’s a problem.” omg I’m dying

As a middle easterner, I’m now craving hummus. Best hummus in whole city.

@abdessamadblh5563

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jorgeflorez4327

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on Wikipedia 😂😂😂😂

@JayLupe

2 жыл бұрын

Bro please point me in the direction of some fine beautiful middle eastern women!

@emanuel6233

2 жыл бұрын

It still smells like that chickpea shit

@emanuel6233

2 жыл бұрын

@@JayLupe coomer

As an egyptian guy myself i can confirm that this video is true We have the best drivers in the whole city

@Muzakman37

Жыл бұрын

Ezhybzun?

@rotciv1492

Жыл бұрын

I once took a cab in Cairo. Truly an eye-opening experience. No, seriously. I couldn't even blink out of fear xD

@hossamreda3444

Жыл бұрын

CAP

@omarmohammadghazaly6507

Жыл бұрын

And as Omar I can confirm that I Have the Best Liquor store in the whole city as well

I spat out my beer, and I dont laugh easy but oh boy, Diego is hitting my humor

"Do not *thrive* this man" - the little details, I tell you, those are what make Rudy amazing and hilarious

"okay we drive now" got me everytime😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

@CatV same lol 😂

@Chris_Figiel

7 ай бұрын

Same

Let ANWAR voice more puppets in the future , he's hella funny.

@Ben-rz9cf

2 жыл бұрын

His uber driver character could easily be a returning character

@emanuel6233

2 жыл бұрын

Ion rly like anwar but he good for the puppet thing

@Polyglot_English

2 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙

@kamiikram251

Жыл бұрын

I think Rudy Mancuso is done with KZread and with Awkward Puppets and also I think he isn't friend with Anwar anymore

@rose-bl5cz

Жыл бұрын

❤️

2:39 you drink too much poison juice xd

This might be a parody, but this has really happened to me. In Pittsburgh, I had this dude ask me literally 4 times if I wanted to visit his cousins shop since it had everything I could want and he spent most of the ride talking about how great it was. I swear he intentionally took us out of the way so he could offer it again. Not sure if it was really a brothel situation, they were trying to rob me, I don't know, but the guy was persistent as hell that I visit his cousin's shop. I was genuinely uncomfortable.

@kerubina_butterfly

2 жыл бұрын

Well always trust your gut and you did that time good for you…. and for those of you who are gonna think about attacking my comment doesn’t matter where anyone is from if you feel something is off follow your instincts and gut at all times it might save your life

@user-wn3wv5bx5e

Жыл бұрын

​@@kerubina_butterfly I think it's important to acknowledge that you should act on your gut feeling if it was reasonable and do it with poise. You can have a gut feeling that this weirdo has been staring at you was a creep, when he could've actually been legally blind and doesn't really know where to look. Hell I personally use my phone's camera to take a closer look at the menu since I sometimes forget my glasses at home, and people can interpret it as me taking a picture of the people in line, which is quite creepy. Basically, acknowledge all possibilities, both decent and horrible ones, and be as realistic as possible. If you truly feel scared yet you can't confirm if your fears are true, get out of the situation without retaliating.

@luckyjasonfan

4 күн бұрын

He probably just thought his cousin's shop was great! 😂😂😂

@Zombie_Trooper

4 күн бұрын

@@luckyjasonfan You got me there lol

deigo’s back so you know this is gonna be a banger

"Once I had an Uber driver who didn't speak English. I gave him directions and he started yelling at me. When I left I realized I wasn't in an Uber" - Fred Flintstone

@Polyglot_English

2 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙

Let's be honest, we all need a friend like this

@user-oe3db4oj9q

Жыл бұрын

Best friend in whole city.

@tabtab.teeb3

Жыл бұрын

So Arab friends are the best friends in whole city 😂😂

Driver: So you go from liquor store to liquor store Diego: I have a serious problem Driver: No problem 😂😂😂😂😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👍

As a middle Eastern, I can confirm this is what happens when you order an Uber.

@bird100yearsago2

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't happen in uber. But i am sure people have experienced this in a taxi.

@AbdullahRady

2 жыл бұрын

@@bird100yearsago2 it does 😁

@ignacio4598

2 жыл бұрын

@@bird100yearsago2 it happens

@bird100yearsago2

2 жыл бұрын

@@ignacio4598 maybe but it ia very rare for an uber to even talk.

@Ravens93

2 жыл бұрын

😂

He kept offering phone chargers and gum like he was going to give him the ride.😂 This is best show in whole city😂😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

The best show in the whole city 😂

@Trevor7302

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 facts 💯😤

"What about Billy Eyelash" That got me on the floor🤣

This made me laugh more than it's probably supposed to.

Once again, too funny. More please.

@jondave5336

11 ай бұрын

Ok, we drive now 😂

Uber: No Drink. Diego: But what do you do to make your problems go away? Uber: No problems my friend. Diego: But you said your married.

You should've added a last very last bit of "you need phone charger?" xD

I've seen this a thousand times and i keep coming back 😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this! The driver is hilarious🤣

@Pac847

2 жыл бұрын

True😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pac847 😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for posting again. Worth the wait 😂❤️

@victorace8455

2 жыл бұрын

🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@bobs3141

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo Twyse you watch Rudy Mancuso's videos. Real recognize real

@bobs3141

2 жыл бұрын

Need another Twyse Family episode

@Whatnow797

2 жыл бұрын

Aye..Twyse is here too

@arthurfrancis2756

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobs3141 This is were he came from

Bro this is channel I always used to watch! It brings me so much nostalgia seeing them still posting. Keep up the good work Diego!

Diego is the best puppet in the whooole city ❤️😂😂

Driver: You want phone charger. Diego: No, thank you. Driver: Gum? Diego: No, thank you. Driver: Music? Diego: No, thank you. Driver: Gum? Diego: Y-You already asked that. Driver: Yes, but maybe you changed your mind, who knows? Most accurate Middle Eastern impression I've ever seen on KZread, Period. 🤣😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@khaldoon_r8865

2 жыл бұрын

He’s definitely lebanese

Love this channel, the humor is so refreshing and genuine.

@qs_infinite7105

2 жыл бұрын

best humor in whole city

This is seriously bringing back memories of my holiday in Turkey... If you've been you know.

@ef3yaman

Жыл бұрын

fr

5 months later & still funniest in whole city 😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

Yep 🤣

*"Nobody Loves The Awkward Puppets More Than Me!"*

@Sn_da_1st

2 жыл бұрын

False

@itssomorgan7392

2 жыл бұрын

NOT facts

@2on221

2 жыл бұрын

Cap

@user-oj3rk9dg6n

2 жыл бұрын

I do😁😁

@420Sumanta

2 жыл бұрын

I love this puppet show more than anyone in the whole city.

Uber Driver: Want to hear Billie Eilish? Diego: I litterally never heard this person before. Flashback: *Diego doing an interview with Billie Eilish.*

@devstrom1609

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said Billie Eyelash🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@salt5725

2 жыл бұрын

Too much tequila

I knew there was gonna be a “when the world needed him the most” comment. It was the first one I saw.

Love this !! The editing is clean i need to take notes !

Deigo is back YES !

@Reflecterr

2 жыл бұрын

W

@TheTailsdollful

2 жыл бұрын

Diego

Never thought Diego would need a drink over someone that’s not Benita

this is the best video in whole youtube 😂

literally I’ll watch this over and over again craziest uber experience ever

This puppet show has best psychological advice in city. Welcome back 💖

YES HE’S BACK “Open all the way? Half THE WAY?” 🤣

1:28 Anwar literally sang: أيوه حبيبي which translates to Yes my love! ROTFFLMAO!

@RastaFudge

11 ай бұрын

“Rolling on the floor fucking laughing my ass off” long asf 💀

@abyssano78

7 ай бұрын

​@@RastaFudge💀

“You drink to much poison juice” 🤣😂

I was missing Diego so much, glad he is back.

Yess hes back a short but entertaining video! Impressive!!

Yay!!! He's back. Lol. ".....best in whole city!"

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

You quit alcohol? What are you serious? I've never needed a drink more in my life

Waited soo long for a new video, definitely worth it!!

Diego is savage in a subtle way

2:56 It was at that moment that he niped he messed up

“You look for engine” 🤣🤣🤣

Diego kills me everytime without fail 😭😭😭

I was starting to think Diegos wife did something sus to him. Glad to see you again my guy! ❤

Diego always makes my day 😂

Thanks for this lovely video! So interested

Man I love these puppet videos , I've seen each one like at least thrice 😂💚

“Everybody needs a drink sometime”🤣🤣🤣 Diego is back people 🎉

this video cracked me up so bad lmfao

Thank you very much for the best Puppets ever!

I just started watching Anwar and now you’re working with him! Love it!

@louisnwosu244

2 жыл бұрын

They have for yearsss. You’ve got a lot to binge 😆

@Pinkkittie5006

Жыл бұрын

Same

I thought awkward puppets was over, I’m so happy it’s not

Atlast it was worth the wait . 😆

Been waiting for him to come back😁💯💯💯

Diego never fails to crack me up!!! Happy New Year and awesome job man! Almost died laughing!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

😂

I missed the awkward puppets videos!. Keep em coming please

Pleaseee never stop posting!!!!

Diego's voice is Rudy mancuso And the Uber drivers voice is anwar jibawi

woohoo! Diego is back with another funny convo!😂💥

“When the world needed him most……….. he returned with is tequila “ missed your videos they are funny and awsome keep up the good work

Nice to see you have returned

This channel showed up in my KZread algorithm and I am very grateful 😂

Extremely happy to see you again Diego:you always make us laugh,Lots of love from Pakistan

Driver:You need tequila!!!?? Diego:Yes,yes,yes!!😀

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

Best tequila in the whole city 😂

ahh diego is back!! worth the wait❤️😁!!!

Love this channel😂😂😂

I'm so happy you're back Diego!

After 4 months of waiting, an awkward puppets video is finally released.

For waiting 3 minutes until the ultimate punchline I just gotta say that it was worth my time.

Never stop making theses vids😂😂

We need these videos more often it's my hidden gem channel 💯

"You have to love yourself before you love anybody else" That's deep

Man! Simply too good!!

Best youtube channel in the city!

Let’s go the legends is back

Anwar accent is hilarious 🤣

@corpig4021

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Userjaxk

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

you are worth these millions of views. thank you.

I needed this 🤣