U.K. Gets A New PM | Herschel Walker Is Not A Real Cop | New Yorkers Shred Ted Cruz
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Stephen learns the name of the U.K.'s new Prime Minister, looks at the latest lies from Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and shares video of Sen. Ted Cruz getting a rowdy New York welcome at Yankee Stadium. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
Жыл бұрын
Lol that was just too good. Also yay for lettuce.
@lovemygolden8935
Жыл бұрын
😂
@normalityrelief
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about that but couldn’t remember if it was about her or not 😂
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
If that wasn't a sign...
@JayElls
Жыл бұрын
So funny!
That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem
@rustyreturns9754
Жыл бұрын
You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s
@susanbowman6652
Жыл бұрын
@@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.
@notsure1969
Жыл бұрын
Turd Ooze
@notsure1969
Жыл бұрын
@@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.
@notsure1969
Жыл бұрын
@@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.
I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.
@vryusvin3905
Жыл бұрын
That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.
@stvno1
Жыл бұрын
You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.
my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!
That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?" That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.
@11cabadger
Жыл бұрын
Not trolling if it's true😉
@andnowtheweather2948
Жыл бұрын
It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...
@sadiestoltzfus9798
Жыл бұрын
That was Martha Stewart 🙂
@eddenoy321
Жыл бұрын
The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮
@dameyu2able
Жыл бұрын
@@11cabadger +s@
That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.
@oneirishpoet
Жыл бұрын
Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂
@Taijifufu
Жыл бұрын
...z Z z...😴 ..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻 🥱"Morning already?"
@lynneanderson4255
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gemini2332
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
@linzalabamaawake5230
Жыл бұрын
Best reply ever🤣
OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!
“Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂
“A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.
@atiredfloridian777
Жыл бұрын
Do you smell smoke?
@hew2356
Жыл бұрын
That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!
@MrPhotodoc
Жыл бұрын
Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".
@cassienunes2173
Жыл бұрын
When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!
@benthomason3307
Жыл бұрын
If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.
Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.
@shlepmessing8703
Жыл бұрын
Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.
@desireeespinosa3954
Жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed
@desireeespinosa3954
Жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉
@shlepmessing8703
Жыл бұрын
@@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?
@shlepmessing8703
Жыл бұрын
@@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.
That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!
The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣
@iamwell5654
Жыл бұрын
NYCers do play.
Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.
@almondnuts5187
Жыл бұрын
I second this.
@rosalie4797
Жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@ginakay354
Жыл бұрын
Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️
@newilson6
Жыл бұрын
Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View
@bluetortilla
Жыл бұрын
They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.
That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏
@kenbrown2808
Жыл бұрын
oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.
@ealexander71
Жыл бұрын
I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.
@MadDragon75
Жыл бұрын
Let's buy him a 🍺!!
@MadDragon75
Жыл бұрын
@@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅
@haitiancreolewithluciano
Жыл бұрын
Guy is a legend
I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.
The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂 New Yorkers are one of a kind.
🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!
@johnbrowne3950
Жыл бұрын
What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.
@kinglion2362
Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂
@K_Z_R
Жыл бұрын
Guy needs a podcast, asap
@dawnstanley1733
Жыл бұрын
@@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.
I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.
@bobbybrown5473
Жыл бұрын
He-row
@herminaescamilla8537
Жыл бұрын
That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!
@meh2510
Жыл бұрын
What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.
@bobdobbs69
Жыл бұрын
That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!
@rattusgrenadus8291
Жыл бұрын
As a new yorker i approve
This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@4real73
Жыл бұрын
Too Hilarious
Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤
O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Your username fucking rocks!
@damemarthafalker6738
Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.
@ninianstorm6494
Жыл бұрын
@@damemarthafalker6738 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2lqmNKilsfUhZc.html
@js2010ish
Жыл бұрын
💯
@laurafay2796
Жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic !
“Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅
@kickazz999
Жыл бұрын
He only wants to rape McCarthys wife
@ellie-tk4jy
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?
@jorenvanderark3567
Жыл бұрын
@@ellie-tk4jy Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.
Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!
😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!
Thank you baseball fans of New York for saying what I've been thinking about Ted Cruz out loud...
I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.
@RaptorV1USA
Жыл бұрын
Holy fook that was awesome!!!
@riparianlife97701
Жыл бұрын
I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken
@bardiel83
Жыл бұрын
faith in humanity restored
@henrychillzzz5531
Жыл бұрын
I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣
@alanai1981
Жыл бұрын
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING
That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!
There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.
"Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?
@OTGBob
Жыл бұрын
The Mooch!!
@JoseSanchez0795
Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!
@idacoetzee
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Excellent
@mtm7800
Жыл бұрын
Nice!
"Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!
@kazza6078
Жыл бұрын
I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣
New Yorkers keeping it real! Great
That ambassador from New York greeting Cruz was a delight. Thank you!
I'm from Houston and I love hearing those Fan's giving Ted what he deserves
This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!
That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom
Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.
@richardreynolds6398
Жыл бұрын
@cock No it's not
@GrandmaCathy
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@KnottyNerd
Жыл бұрын
This made me so happy to see them do that.
@WhiteFangofWar
Жыл бұрын
We need to greet all the Trumpists that way.
@matthewneddeau7993
Жыл бұрын
@@richardreynolds6398 ok groomer
That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!
@ealexander71
Жыл бұрын
Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!
@Annacares63
Жыл бұрын
I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊
Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.
I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂
@renaemorgan-short8626
Жыл бұрын
They were being polite.
Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.
@desireeespinosa3954
Жыл бұрын
Sincerely 😂
@ThisCharmingMan1984
Жыл бұрын
@Lex_Slate Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like: “Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”
@CloudsGirl7
Жыл бұрын
Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)
@lexslate2476
Жыл бұрын
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.
@panagea2007
Жыл бұрын
Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.
Oh man, I could watch a full hour of New Yorkers "welcoming" Ted Cruz, and not get tired of it.
@flatlinerod5043
Жыл бұрын
We would be happy to do it anytime.
@Techydad
Жыл бұрын
If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.
@timhitt9541
Жыл бұрын
@@Techydad I garantee he will never do time unfortunately
@veronicamorin1491
Жыл бұрын
Love it! love it! That's what i want everybody to yell at Bad ted cruz when he is out in public. I laugh so hard and i watch it over and over!!!
@mwhitney9532
Жыл бұрын
Word is out that Cruz hid in a utility closet during the insurrection while putting the finishing touches on his argument to overturn the election!
This monologue slayed.
i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!
nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!
@dawnstanley1733
Жыл бұрын
🤣 They don't disappoint.
@dr.lisabates6094
Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!
That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂
Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!" I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie
@henrygvidonas9573
Жыл бұрын
Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.
As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.
Plot twist: The guy shouting the truth at Ted, was his own father.
@EditDeath
Жыл бұрын
While not technically true, at that moment he was certainly Ted's daddy
@civil_villain
Жыл бұрын
@@EditDeath Hahaha haha EDIT: hahaha!
@obnoxiousbluebird6634
Жыл бұрын
How many times do you reckon his dad has wished he could say all of that to his son over the decades since newbornTeddy came out, entering the world with a smarmy smirk, a clap of thunder and a mass exodus of aliens leaving the planet rather than be involved in a world where "people" give Teddy a podium?.... *allegedly* lol.....my guess is that it's since around the day baby Teddy doomed the world's future happiness by learning how to speak!
@obnoxiousbluebird6634
Жыл бұрын
@@EditDeath Nice!
@haitiancreolewithluciano
Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero
Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.
I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.
"Royalty free wizarding child" gave me a solid laugh.
@forgeustiss6667
Жыл бұрын
That looked like the Elder Wand. Hmmm.
@o.b.7217
Жыл бұрын
*" Expecto no lawsuit!"*
Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.
@waynemckay100
Жыл бұрын
This was epic , i could not stop laughing
That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.
As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore; "I LOVE THIS TOWN!" Stay classy New York City.
The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.
@oneirishpoet
Жыл бұрын
I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢
@johnbrowne3950
Жыл бұрын
@@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.
@dr.lisabates6094
Жыл бұрын
I literally suffer!!
@bregancool980
Жыл бұрын
He goes on as many breaks as Congress.
@Dbeckdesign68
Жыл бұрын
I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.
As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️
@lancepeters2583
Жыл бұрын
Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.
@Lowkeylie
7 ай бұрын
You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing. Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Oh man those guys deserve an award or money or something!!! 🤩
As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys
@lisawise9849
Жыл бұрын
You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota
@CloudsGirl7
Жыл бұрын
Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)
@WakandaBabe
Жыл бұрын
I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!
As a Texan expat, I gotta say:y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.
@kimberlyreynolds4646
Жыл бұрын
Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.
@lindaroundtree5396
Жыл бұрын
Why do you keep him in office 🙄
@kimberlyreynolds4646
Жыл бұрын
@@lindaroundtree5396 it hasn’t been due to a lack of trying to get rid of him. Texas still has a LOT of red counties.
@desireeespinosa3954
Жыл бұрын
Vote him out! 💙💙💙💙 bring all your friends and neighbors, as well as anyone who just turned 18! Y'all got this!
@lyreparadox
Жыл бұрын
Keep fighting the good fight. Texas demographics are changing and it's getting bluer every year. 💙💙💙
When Hershel was a kid, he apparently never got a fake cop badge. Happy he has one now.
Ted was experiencing that New York love🤣🤣🤣
I cannot love New Yorkers more.
"I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...
@jcoopes5604
Жыл бұрын
Vote 🗳
Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.
Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!
Never been to New York cuz honestly it scares me. But this demonstration of patriotism was magnificent. I was hoping you'd show the picture of all the people flipping him a double eagle, but hey, it's network tv.
@bsing2u
Жыл бұрын
I would say NY isn't that bad prior to 2016... but all the crazies, Karen's and Kevin's are running amok.
@Snowshowslow
Жыл бұрын
It's really not that scary :) But maybe stay out of sports venues if you're particularly unpopular 😆
@jimmyguitar2933
Жыл бұрын
The only time I visited NYC was the day of the Jonestown massacre & first thing I saw coming out of Grand Central Station was the headline on the NYT: 500 DEAD. I was 19 at the time & it freaked me out!
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
Жыл бұрын
The scariest thing about NYC is the smell
@dianacasey6002
Жыл бұрын
Nothing to be scared of I traveled there 6 years ago and it was awesome never felt unsafe.
As a lifelong Red Sox fan never thought I’d say this………Yankees fans you are amazing!!!!! Bravo 👏 we finally agree on something ✌️
@MauiMauiMe
Жыл бұрын
They were very thorough. 😂
@DETSRC313
Жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@asdic888
Жыл бұрын
Came here to say the same.
@justinsullivan1285
Жыл бұрын
As a Mets fan, ditto that.
"In one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen." And by "it", he means a civil lawsuit.
Missed you Stephen. Glad you're back. Yes, congratulations to the new PM Sunak! He worked hard and deserves respect.
Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.
Those two guys yelling at Cruz were later given Medals of Model Citizenship and the crowed wouldn't let them pay for their own drinks that night. I give them a heart felt salute and my thanks for letting Cruz know how we feel about him.
Colbert has the best monologues of all the Late Night shows 👍🏻😂
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩
Really solid opening. Great ending. I've never been to New York. But I've always loved New Yorkers attitudes. What a great way to close. I was almost in tears by the end of this one. Thanks stephen. Your writer's also nailed it in tonight
Worth the wait. What a show!!!!
Thank you for finally telling people directly to vote. Please keep it up!
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
I'll vote, I promise! My ballot just came in the mail.
@ninianstorm6494
Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2lqmNKilsfUhZc.html
@stephenp.6395
Жыл бұрын
@cock I see your mother named you after her favourite thing.
@C.Chabot
Жыл бұрын
Dropped mine at the ballot box two weeks ago :)
Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺
Raphael Warnock should put out a Herschel meme that says "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
“ You meet a woman and you know within one second it’s gonna happen” whether she wants it or not.
@debwilson245
Жыл бұрын
so gross! he's such a nasty-a$$ mofo
@OriginalCreatorSama
2 күн бұрын
By that he means "any woman that doesn't immediately look at me in disgust and leave is a potential bed partner" which is a fucked up and desperate way to see human beings.
I'm in Texas, Cruz is our Senator. The heckler's detailed expletives are accurate.
@user-ms3jz7ub7n
Жыл бұрын
Please vote Ted Sleaze out in 2024! The nation is counting on you!
Two things: New York loves Cancun Ted as much as we all do. 😂 Next time you're on vacation please notify me so I can be put into a coma until you're back. There's little reason to live without your nightly antics and humor.
@luciamiller1555
Жыл бұрын
My sentiments exactly lol!
That New Yorker holding back knowing his kids are listening Priceless
Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.
@florencedelvalle8145
Жыл бұрын
I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤
As a Washington fan from across the pond I salute those NY fans for the perspective, knowledge and ability to discern another’s character.
I want to do that little dance from now on 😂
New Yorkers screaming at Ted Cruz is my new ringtone. Puts a smile on my face every time.
@HairynosedWombat163
Жыл бұрын
They all deserve medals. But who or what is cruz waving at, there is no one there except security?
@mariahgrimes207
Жыл бұрын
Watch it over and over on many different platforms. It was a stressful day😢
@barbarahecht4617
Жыл бұрын
That would be a great ringtone. I love New York. No, really I do.
@trnharris
Жыл бұрын
I can't even THINK of anything more satisfying than those NYers letting that little weasel Ted Cruz know just they think. Can't see it enuf
@jerryjackson8282
Жыл бұрын
@@HairynosedWombat163 SOUNDS LIKE SLEAZY JOES RALLIES,NINE EMPTY CARS IN A PARKING LOT!
I love New York, those guys are heros
This was so great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done Mr. Colbert!
That fan is my hero!! I laughed so hard. No way Ted Cruz walked away from that unscathed 😂
@barbaraschuld8206
Жыл бұрын
For Ted no soul no shame! 🤪😜🇺🇲💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇲
@MTMF.london
Жыл бұрын
Cruz looked like he didn't give a fuck. To be fair to him though, once you've given away your wife and your dignity, how could anyone give a fuck even if he wanted to.
@nickwallette6201
Жыл бұрын
If there's one nice thing you can say about him, it's that he's certainly learned humility. Or at least how to handle humiliation.
@Dbeckdesign68
Жыл бұрын
@@nickwallette6201 I can’t say anything nice about him.
@nickwallette6201
Жыл бұрын
@@Dbeckdesign68 It definitely took some effort.
That New York 'goodbye' to Rafael 'Ted' Cruz was priceless! I nearly lost a lung... 🤣
That's the warmest welcome Ted Cruz has ever gotten
WOW. BUuuurn after burn. Great show. Welcome back! From South Africa!
I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.
It always feels like months when Stephen is off for a week 😢😊
@annelynn8708
Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@patrickmcgraw9168
Жыл бұрын
So true!
@Author_Alyssa_Taylor
Жыл бұрын
Adrienne Reice: Anne Lynn: Patrick McGraw -- So glad you all agree. I keep saying that. Anyone want to start a petition for him having MORE time on the air!!?
@SentsEyShun
Жыл бұрын
His absense literally gives me emotional whiplash when he comes back. Can we petition to keep stephen on full time on the grounds that he should be designated "essential service"? I'll be the first to sign! #fiendinforstephen #protectsouremotionalstability #shitsgettingcrazy #thisfuckinguyovahhee #lovenewyork
@jesnoggle13
Жыл бұрын
NY Cruz rant, 44 seconds of ROFL!
My favorite moment of Liz Truss was when she said that she is not a quitter and then a day later quits
@henrygvidonas9573
Жыл бұрын
Almost as good as when she went on all the local radio stations with her memorised propaganda slogans, instead of answering the nation-wide outlets' questions, because she thought those would be so happy to get to interview a PM, she would get nothing but fluffy chats. Instead they ripped her a new one like never before and exposed her utter incompetence, even at basic communication. That was a day when the journalists truly did their jobs and exposed the truth.
He has hit the jackpot with his writers. 😊
@paigemccormick6519
Жыл бұрын
Thank god they're all vaccinated!