U.K. Gets A New PM | Herschel Walker Is Not A Real Cop | New Yorkers Shred Ted Cruz

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Stephen learns the name of the U.K.'s new Prime Minister, looks at the latest lies from Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and shares video of Sen. Ted Cruz getting a rowdy New York welcome at Yankee Stadium. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @zotha
    @zotha Жыл бұрын

    My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.

  • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

    @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol that was just too good. Also yay for lettuce.

  • @lovemygolden8935

    @lovemygolden8935

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @normalityrelief

    @normalityrelief

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking about that but couldn’t remember if it was about her or not 😂

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    If that wasn't a sign...

  • @JayElls

    @JayElls

    Жыл бұрын

    So funny!

  • @marcopolo4782
    @marcopolo4782 Жыл бұрын

    That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem

  • @rustyreturns9754

    @rustyreturns9754

    Жыл бұрын

    You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s

  • @susanbowman6652

    @susanbowman6652

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    Жыл бұрын

    Turd Ooze

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    Жыл бұрын

    @@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.

  • @libbyholt3863
    @libbyholt3863 Жыл бұрын

    I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.

  • @vryusvin3905

    @vryusvin3905

    Жыл бұрын

    That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.

  • @stvno1

    @stvno1

    Жыл бұрын

    You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.

  • @jeffexx5515
    @jeffexx5515 Жыл бұрын

    my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!

  • @cheriann6461
    @cheriann6461 Жыл бұрын

    That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?" That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.

  • @11cabadger

    @11cabadger

    Жыл бұрын

    Not trolling if it's true😉

  • @andnowtheweather2948

    @andnowtheweather2948

    Жыл бұрын

    It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...

  • @sadiestoltzfus9798

    @sadiestoltzfus9798

    Жыл бұрын

    That was Martha Stewart 🙂

  • @eddenoy321

    @eddenoy321

    Жыл бұрын

    The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮

  • @dameyu2able

    @dameyu2able

    Жыл бұрын

    @@11cabadger +s@

  • @zenith110
    @zenith110 Жыл бұрын

    That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    Жыл бұрын

    Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂

  • @Taijifufu

    @Taijifufu

    Жыл бұрын

    ...z Z z...😴 ..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻 🥱"Morning already?"

  • @lynneanderson4255

    @lynneanderson4255

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gemini2332

    @gemini2332

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕

  • @linzalabamaawake5230

    @linzalabamaawake5230

    Жыл бұрын

    Best reply ever🤣

  • @mirlnallylila
    @mirlnallylila Жыл бұрын

    OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!

  • @janedoe247
    @janedoe247 Жыл бұрын

    “Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын

    “A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.

  • @atiredfloridian777

    @atiredfloridian777

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you smell smoke?

  • @hew2356

    @hew2356

    Жыл бұрын

    That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!

  • @MrPhotodoc

    @MrPhotodoc

    Жыл бұрын

    Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".

  • @cassienunes2173

    @cassienunes2173

    Жыл бұрын

    When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!

  • @benthomason3307

    @benthomason3307

    Жыл бұрын

    If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.

  • @nicgurkweitz389
    @nicgurkweitz389 Жыл бұрын

    Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.

  • @shlepmessing8703

    @shlepmessing8703

    Жыл бұрын

    Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.

  • @desireeespinosa3954

    @desireeespinosa3954

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed

  • @desireeespinosa3954

    @desireeespinosa3954

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉

  • @shlepmessing8703

    @shlepmessing8703

    Жыл бұрын

    @@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?

  • @shlepmessing8703

    @shlepmessing8703

    Жыл бұрын

    @@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.

  • @vaderbaby
    @vaderbaby Жыл бұрын

    That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!

  • @lonerstoner9258
    @lonerstoner9258 Жыл бұрын

    The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣

  • @iamwell5654

    @iamwell5654

    Жыл бұрын

    NYCers do play.

  • @toraneko_maru
    @toraneko_maru Жыл бұрын

    Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.

  • @almondnuts5187

    @almondnuts5187

    Жыл бұрын

    I second this.

  • @rosalie4797

    @rosalie4797

    Жыл бұрын

    Great idea!

  • @ginakay354

    @ginakay354

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️

  • @newilson6

    @newilson6

    Жыл бұрын

    Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View

  • @bluetortilla

    @bluetortilla

    Жыл бұрын

    They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.

  • @veganessence5270
    @veganessence5270 Жыл бұрын

    That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏

  • @kenbrown2808

    @kenbrown2808

    Жыл бұрын

    oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.

  • @ealexander71

    @ealexander71

    Жыл бұрын

    I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.

  • @MadDragon75

    @MadDragon75

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's buy him a 🍺!!

  • @MadDragon75

    @MadDragon75

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅

  • @haitiancreolewithluciano

    @haitiancreolewithluciano

    Жыл бұрын

    Guy is a legend

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar Жыл бұрын

    I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 Жыл бұрын

    The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂 New Yorkers are one of a kind.

  • @dawnstanley1733
    @dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!

  • @johnbrowne3950

    @johnbrowne3950

    Жыл бұрын

    What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.

  • @kinglion2362

    @kinglion2362

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂

  • @K_Z_R

    @K_Z_R

    Жыл бұрын

    Guy needs a podcast, asap

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    @@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 Жыл бұрын

    I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.

  • @bobbybrown5473

    @bobbybrown5473

    Жыл бұрын

    He-row

  • @herminaescamilla8537

    @herminaescamilla8537

    Жыл бұрын

    That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!

  • @meh2510

    @meh2510

    Жыл бұрын

    What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.

  • @bobdobbs69

    @bobdobbs69

    Жыл бұрын

    That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!

  • @rattusgrenadus8291

    @rattusgrenadus8291

    Жыл бұрын

    As a new yorker i approve

  • @LaLa09
    @LaLa09 Жыл бұрын

    This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @4real73

    @4real73

    Жыл бұрын

    Too Hilarious

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 Жыл бұрын

    Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤

  • @damemarthafalker6738
    @damemarthafalker6738 Жыл бұрын

    O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Your username fucking rocks!

  • @damemarthafalker6738

    @damemarthafalker6738

    Жыл бұрын

    @@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.

  • @ninianstorm6494

    @ninianstorm6494

    Жыл бұрын

    @@damemarthafalker6738 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2lqmNKilsfUhZc.html

  • @js2010ish

    @js2010ish

    Жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @laurafay2796

    @laurafay2796

    Жыл бұрын

    I love your profile pic !

  • @RM-eg1ed
    @RM-eg1ed Жыл бұрын

    “Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅

  • @kickazz999

    @kickazz999

    Жыл бұрын

    He only wants to rape McCarthys wife

  • @ellie-tk4jy

    @ellie-tk4jy

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?

  • @jorenvanderark3567

    @jorenvanderark3567

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ellie-tk4jy Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.

  • @tmgiberson5115
    @tmgiberson5115 Жыл бұрын

    Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын

    😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!

  • @Susweca5569
    @Susweca5569 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you baseball fans of New York for saying what I've been thinking about Ted Cruz out loud...

  • @gregb91401
    @gregb91401 Жыл бұрын

    I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.

  • @RaptorV1USA

    @RaptorV1USA

    Жыл бұрын

    Holy fook that was awesome!!!

  • @riparianlife97701

    @riparianlife97701

    Жыл бұрын

    I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken

  • @bardiel83

    @bardiel83

    Жыл бұрын

    faith in humanity restored

  • @henrychillzzz5531

    @henrychillzzz5531

    Жыл бұрын

    I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣

  • @alanai1981

    @alanai1981

    Жыл бұрын

    THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING

  • @Ulisses3k
    @Ulisses3k Жыл бұрын

    That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 Жыл бұрын

    There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

    "Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?

  • @OTGBob

    @OTGBob

    Жыл бұрын

    The Mooch!!

  • @JoseSanchez0795

    @JoseSanchez0795

    Жыл бұрын

    @@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!

  • @idacoetzee

    @idacoetzee

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 Excellent

  • @mtm7800

    @mtm7800

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @closeupchannel4365
    @closeupchannel4365 Жыл бұрын

    "Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!

  • @kazza6078

    @kazza6078

    Жыл бұрын

    I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣

  • @peggypolo3643
    @peggypolo3643 Жыл бұрын

    New Yorkers keeping it real! Great

  • @willdejong7763
    @willdejong7763 Жыл бұрын

    That ambassador from New York greeting Cruz was a delight. Thank you!

  • @haveagoodday5737
    @haveagoodday5737 Жыл бұрын

    I'm from Houston and I love hearing those Fan's giving Ted what he deserves

  • @greghodges2116
    @greghodges2116 Жыл бұрын

    This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!

  • @Gamer12051
    @Gamer12051 Жыл бұрын

    That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom

  • @floydthompson8668
    @floydthompson8668 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.

  • @richardreynolds6398

    @richardreynolds6398

    Жыл бұрын

    @cock No it's not

  • @GrandmaCathy

    @GrandmaCathy

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes!!

  • @KnottyNerd

    @KnottyNerd

    Жыл бұрын

    This made me so happy to see them do that.

  • @WhiteFangofWar

    @WhiteFangofWar

    Жыл бұрын

    We need to greet all the Trumpists that way.

  • @matthewneddeau7993

    @matthewneddeau7993

    Жыл бұрын

    @@richardreynolds6398 ok groomer

  • @CiscoB80
    @CiscoB80 Жыл бұрын

    That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!

  • @ealexander71

    @ealexander71

    Жыл бұрын

    Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!

  • @Annacares63

    @Annacares63

    Жыл бұрын

    I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊

  • @kathryn3802
    @kathryn3802 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.

  • @gin394ify
    @gin394ify Жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂

  • @renaemorgan-short8626

    @renaemorgan-short8626

    Жыл бұрын

    They were being polite.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын

    Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.

  • @desireeespinosa3954

    @desireeespinosa3954

    Жыл бұрын

    Sincerely 😂

  • @ThisCharmingMan1984

    @ThisCharmingMan1984

    Жыл бұрын

    @Lex_Slate Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like: “Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”

  • @CloudsGirl7

    @CloudsGirl7

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)

  • @lexslate2476

    @lexslate2476

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.

  • @panagea2007

    @panagea2007

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

    Oh man, I could watch a full hour of New Yorkers "welcoming" Ted Cruz, and not get tired of it.

  • @flatlinerod5043

    @flatlinerod5043

    Жыл бұрын

    We would be happy to do it anytime.

  • @Techydad

    @Techydad

    Жыл бұрын

    If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.

  • @timhitt9541

    @timhitt9541

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Techydad I garantee he will never do time unfortunately

  • @veronicamorin1491

    @veronicamorin1491

    Жыл бұрын

    Love it! love it! That's what i want everybody to yell at Bad ted cruz when he is out in public. I laugh so hard and i watch it over and over!!!

  • @mwhitney9532

    @mwhitney9532

    Жыл бұрын

    Word is out that Cruz hid in a utility closet during the insurrection while putting the finishing touches on his argument to overturn the election!

  • @VieenRennes
    @VieenRennes Жыл бұрын

    This monologue slayed.

  • @wildflower2176
    @wildflower2176 Жыл бұрын

    i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!

  • @ShirleeKnott
    @ShirleeKnott Жыл бұрын

    nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣 They don't disappoint.

  • @dr.lisabates6094

    @dr.lisabates6094

    Жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!

  • @TheTechnoPilot
    @TheTechnoPilot Жыл бұрын

    That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 Жыл бұрын

    Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!" I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie

  • @henrygvidonas9573

    @henrygvidonas9573

    Жыл бұрын

    Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.

  • @UncleWally3
    @UncleWally3 Жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: The guy shouting the truth at Ted, was his own father.

  • @EditDeath

    @EditDeath

    Жыл бұрын

    While not technically true, at that moment he was certainly Ted's daddy

  • @civil_villain

    @civil_villain

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EditDeath Hahaha haha EDIT: hahaha!

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634

    @obnoxiousbluebird6634

    Жыл бұрын

    How many times do you reckon his dad has wished he could say all of that to his son over the decades since newbornTeddy came out, entering the world with a smarmy smirk, a clap of thunder and a mass exodus of aliens leaving the planet rather than be involved in a world where "people" give Teddy a podium?.... *allegedly* lol.....my guess is that it's since around the day baby Teddy doomed the world's future happiness by learning how to speak!

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634

    @obnoxiousbluebird6634

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EditDeath Nice!

  • @haitiancreolewithluciano

    @haitiancreolewithluciano

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol😂

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Жыл бұрын

    that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero

  • @ricku9487
    @ricku9487 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy Жыл бұрын

    I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.

  • @filanfyretracker
    @filanfyretracker Жыл бұрын

    "Royalty free wizarding child" gave me a solid laugh.

  • @forgeustiss6667

    @forgeustiss6667

    Жыл бұрын

    That looked like the Elder Wand. Hmmm.

  • @o.b.7217

    @o.b.7217

    Жыл бұрын

    *" Expecto no lawsuit!"*

  • @AnarkeeSoundVibes
    @AnarkeeSoundVibes Жыл бұрын

    Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.

  • @waynemckay100

    @waynemckay100

    Жыл бұрын

    This was epic , i could not stop laughing

  • @WakandaBabe
    @WakandaBabe Жыл бұрын

    That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.

  • @ryanbauer3680
    @ryanbauer3680 Жыл бұрын

    As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore; "I LOVE THIS TOWN!" Stay classy New York City.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

    The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢

  • @johnbrowne3950

    @johnbrowne3950

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.

  • @dr.lisabates6094

    @dr.lisabates6094

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally suffer!!

  • @bregancool980

    @bregancool980

    Жыл бұрын

    He goes on as many breaks as Congress.

  • @Dbeckdesign68

    @Dbeckdesign68

    Жыл бұрын

    I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.

  • @amann2547
    @amann2547 Жыл бұрын

    As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️

  • @lancepeters2583

    @lancepeters2583

    Жыл бұрын

    Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.

  • @Lowkeylie

    @Lowkeylie

    7 ай бұрын

    You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing. Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.

  • @B1ibrab3aUty
    @B1ibrab3aUty Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @andreaparker1057
    @andreaparker1057 Жыл бұрын

    Oh man those guys deserve an award or money or something!!! 🤩

  • @nickisnyder3450
    @nickisnyder3450 Жыл бұрын

    As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys

  • @lisawise9849

    @lisawise9849

    Жыл бұрын

    You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota

  • @CloudsGirl7

    @CloudsGirl7

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)

  • @WakandaBabe

    @WakandaBabe

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!

  • @jakoblarok
    @jakoblarok Жыл бұрын

    As a Texan expat, I gotta say:y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.

  • @kimberlyreynolds4646

    @kimberlyreynolds4646

    Жыл бұрын

    Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.

  • @lindaroundtree5396

    @lindaroundtree5396

    Жыл бұрын

    Why do you keep him in office 🙄

  • @kimberlyreynolds4646

    @kimberlyreynolds4646

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lindaroundtree5396 it hasn’t been due to a lack of trying to get rid of him. Texas still has a LOT of red counties.

  • @desireeespinosa3954

    @desireeespinosa3954

    Жыл бұрын

    Vote him out! 💙💙💙💙 bring all your friends and neighbors, as well as anyone who just turned 18! Y'all got this!

  • @lyreparadox

    @lyreparadox

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep fighting the good fight. Texas demographics are changing and it's getting bluer every year. 💙💙💙

  • @dudeaciousmonstrosity7650
    @dudeaciousmonstrosity7650 Жыл бұрын

    When Hershel was a kid, he apparently never got a fake cop badge. Happy he has one now.

  • @rma6070
    @rma6070 Жыл бұрын

    Ted was experiencing that New York love🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesdevine1822
    @jamesdevine1822 Жыл бұрын

    I cannot love New Yorkers more.

  • @anmnou
    @anmnou Жыл бұрын

    "I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...

  • @jcoopes5604

    @jcoopes5604

    Жыл бұрын

    Vote 🗳

  • @aaropajari7058
    @aaropajari7058 Жыл бұрын

    Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.

  • @pattiaikeley
    @pattiaikeley Жыл бұрын

    Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 Жыл бұрын

    Never been to New York cuz honestly it scares me. But this demonstration of patriotism was magnificent. I was hoping you'd show the picture of all the people flipping him a double eagle, but hey, it's network tv.

  • @bsing2u

    @bsing2u

    Жыл бұрын

    I would say NY isn't that bad prior to 2016... but all the crazies, Karen's and Kevin's are running amok.

  • @Snowshowslow

    @Snowshowslow

    Жыл бұрын

    It's really not that scary :) But maybe stay out of sports venues if you're particularly unpopular 😆

  • @jimmyguitar2933

    @jimmyguitar2933

    Жыл бұрын

    The only time I visited NYC was the day of the Jonestown massacre & first thing I saw coming out of Grand Central Station was the headline on the NYT: 500 DEAD. I was 19 at the time & it freaked me out!

  • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

    @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

    Жыл бұрын

    The scariest thing about NYC is the smell

  • @dianacasey6002

    @dianacasey6002

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing to be scared of I traveled there 6 years ago and it was awesome never felt unsafe.

  • @angiebear8727
    @angiebear8727 Жыл бұрын

    As a lifelong Red Sox fan never thought I’d say this………Yankees fans you are amazing!!!!! Bravo 👏 we finally agree on something ✌️

  • @MauiMauiMe

    @MauiMauiMe

    Жыл бұрын

    They were very thorough. 😂

  • @DETSRC313

    @DETSRC313

    Жыл бұрын

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @asdic888

    @asdic888

    Жыл бұрын

    Came here to say the same.

  • @justinsullivan1285

    @justinsullivan1285

    Жыл бұрын

    As a Mets fan, ditto that.

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 Жыл бұрын

    "In one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen." And by "it", he means a civil lawsuit.

  • @honestcomments8053
    @honestcomments8053 Жыл бұрын

    Missed you Stephen. Glad you're back. Yes, congratulations to the new PM Sunak! He worked hard and deserves respect.

  • @Paulfjmilroy
    @Paulfjmilroy Жыл бұрын

    Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 Жыл бұрын

    Those two guys yelling at Cruz were later given Medals of Model Citizenship and the crowed wouldn't let them pay for their own drinks that night. I give them a heart felt salute and my thanks for letting Cruz know how we feel about him.

  • @acme.videos
    @acme.videos Жыл бұрын

    Colbert has the best monologues of all the Late Night shows 👍🏻😂

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum Жыл бұрын

    "Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."

  • @yooperdog
    @yooperdog Жыл бұрын

    Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩

  • @jbbenet6990
    @jbbenet6990 Жыл бұрын

    Really solid opening. Great ending. I've never been to New York. But I've always loved New Yorkers attitudes. What a great way to close. I was almost in tears by the end of this one. Thanks stephen. Your writer's also nailed it in tonight

  • @billynicole7230
    @billynicole7230 Жыл бұрын

    Worth the wait. What a show!!!!

  • @greatnameforaband
    @greatnameforaband Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for finally telling people directly to vote. Please keep it up!

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    I'll vote, I promise! My ballot just came in the mail.

  • @ninianstorm6494

    @ninianstorm6494

    Жыл бұрын

    @@couragekarnga8735 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2lqmNKilsfUhZc.html

  • @stephenp.6395

    @stephenp.6395

    Жыл бұрын

    @cock I see your mother named you after her favourite thing.

  • @C.Chabot

    @C.Chabot

    Жыл бұрын

    Dropped mine at the ballot box two weeks ago :)

  • @anniemorris5855
    @anniemorris5855 Жыл бұрын

    Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 Жыл бұрын

    Raphael Warnock should put out a Herschel meme that says "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Жыл бұрын

    “ You meet a woman and you know within one second it’s gonna happen” whether she wants it or not.

  • @debwilson245

    @debwilson245

    Жыл бұрын

    so gross! he's such a nasty-a$$ mofo

  • @OriginalCreatorSama

    @OriginalCreatorSama

    2 күн бұрын

    By that he means "any woman that doesn't immediately look at me in disgust and leave is a potential bed partner" which is a fucked up and desperate way to see human beings.

  • @TheFlutecart
    @TheFlutecart Жыл бұрын

    I'm in Texas, Cruz is our Senator. The heckler's detailed expletives are accurate.

  • @user-ms3jz7ub7n

    @user-ms3jz7ub7n

    Жыл бұрын

    Please vote Ted Sleaze out in 2024! The nation is counting on you!

  • @eljaysmiley
    @eljaysmiley Жыл бұрын

    Two things: New York loves Cancun Ted as much as we all do. 😂 Next time you're on vacation please notify me so I can be put into a coma until you're back. There's little reason to live without your nightly antics and humor.

  • @luciamiller1555

    @luciamiller1555

    Жыл бұрын

    My sentiments exactly lol!

  • @IMEMINE.
    @IMEMINE. Жыл бұрын

    That New Yorker holding back knowing his kids are listening Priceless

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike Жыл бұрын

    Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @ClarenceHW
    @ClarenceHW Жыл бұрын

    What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.

  • @florencedelvalle8145

    @florencedelvalle8145

    Жыл бұрын

    I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 Жыл бұрын

    As a Washington fan from across the pond I salute those NY fans for the perspective, knowledge and ability to discern another’s character.

  • @sandraavila3970
    @sandraavila3970 Жыл бұрын

    I want to do that little dance from now on 😂

  • @emilybazer
    @emilybazer Жыл бұрын

    New Yorkers screaming at Ted Cruz is my new ringtone. Puts a smile on my face every time.

  • @HairynosedWombat163

    @HairynosedWombat163

    Жыл бұрын

    They all deserve medals. But who or what is cruz waving at, there is no one there except security?

  • @mariahgrimes207

    @mariahgrimes207

    Жыл бұрын

    Watch it over and over on many different platforms. It was a stressful day😢

  • @barbarahecht4617

    @barbarahecht4617

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be a great ringtone. I love New York. No, really I do.

  • @trnharris

    @trnharris

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't even THINK of anything more satisfying than those NYers letting that little weasel Ted Cruz know just they think. Can't see it enuf

  • @jerryjackson8282

    @jerryjackson8282

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HairynosedWombat163 SOUNDS LIKE SLEAZY JOES RALLIES,NINE EMPTY CARS IN A PARKING LOT!

  • @jameswieler3295
    @jameswieler3295 Жыл бұрын

    I love New York, those guys are heros

  • @doctordiv
    @doctordiv Жыл бұрын

    This was so great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done Mr. Colbert!

  • @Dbeckdesign68
    @Dbeckdesign68 Жыл бұрын

    That fan is my hero!! I laughed so hard. No way Ted Cruz walked away from that unscathed 😂

  • @barbaraschuld8206

    @barbaraschuld8206

    Жыл бұрын

    For Ted no soul no shame! 🤪😜🇺🇲💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇲

  • @MTMF.london

    @MTMF.london

    Жыл бұрын

    Cruz looked like he didn't give a fuck. To be fair to him though, once you've given away your wife and your dignity, how could anyone give a fuck even if he wanted to.

  • @nickwallette6201

    @nickwallette6201

    Жыл бұрын

    If there's one nice thing you can say about him, it's that he's certainly learned humility. Or at least how to handle humiliation.

  • @Dbeckdesign68

    @Dbeckdesign68

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickwallette6201 I can’t say anything nice about him.

  • @nickwallette6201

    @nickwallette6201

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dbeckdesign68 It definitely took some effort.

  • @gagatube
    @gagatube Жыл бұрын

    That New York 'goodbye' to Rafael 'Ted' Cruz was priceless! I nearly lost a lung... 🤣

  • @chocduck
    @chocduck Жыл бұрын

    That's the warmest welcome Ted Cruz has ever gotten

  • @amsterdamandco
    @amsterdamandco Жыл бұрын

    WOW. BUuuurn after burn. Great show. Welcome back! From South Africa!

  • @quietwarrior4
    @quietwarrior4 Жыл бұрын

    I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Жыл бұрын

    It always feels like months when Stephen is off for a week 😢😊

  • @annelynn8708

    @annelynn8708

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @patrickmcgraw9168

    @patrickmcgraw9168

    Жыл бұрын

    So true!

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor

    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor

    Жыл бұрын

    Adrienne Reice: Anne Lynn: Patrick McGraw -- So glad you all agree. I keep saying that. Anyone want to start a petition for him having MORE time on the air!!?

  • @SentsEyShun

    @SentsEyShun

    Жыл бұрын

    His absense literally gives me emotional whiplash when he comes back. Can we petition to keep stephen on full time on the grounds that he should be designated "essential service"? I'll be the first to sign! #fiendinforstephen #protectsouremotionalstability #shitsgettingcrazy #thisfuckinguyovahhee #lovenewyork

  • @jesnoggle13

    @jesnoggle13

    Жыл бұрын

    NY Cruz rant, 44 seconds of ROFL!

  • @colechapman3382
    @colechapman3382 Жыл бұрын

    My favorite moment of Liz Truss was when she said that she is not a quitter and then a day later quits

  • @henrygvidonas9573

    @henrygvidonas9573

    Жыл бұрын

    Almost as good as when she went on all the local radio stations with her memorised propaganda slogans, instead of answering the nation-wide outlets' questions, because she thought those would be so happy to get to interview a PM, she would get nothing but fluffy chats. Instead they ripped her a new one like never before and exposed her utter incompetence, even at basic communication. That was a day when the journalists truly did their jobs and exposed the truth.

  • @arlenemulqueeney5464
    @arlenemulqueeney5464 Жыл бұрын

    He has hit the jackpot with his writers. 😊

  • @paigemccormick6519

    @paigemccormick6519

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank god they're all vaccinated!

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