Two Ronnies - Identical Clocks and Lord Knows' Parrot (Subtitles!)

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Classic skit between the two Ronnies, with English and Russian subtitles.

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  • @peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962
    @peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962 Жыл бұрын

    When some Spaniards complained about Manuel's portrayal in Fawlty Towers, Cleese commented, "Well Basil Fawlty wasn't exactly a great advert for Englishmen was he?"

  • @davewilson4058
    @davewilson4058 Жыл бұрын

    An absolutely brilliant skit. I've seen it many times and it still makes me laugh. Today's comedians could learn a lot from this wonderful pair. Humour without the necessity of continuous effing and blinding to put a joke across.

  • @1aberbeeg

    @1aberbeeg

    Жыл бұрын

    Like you sir, I still watch both skits, had a pal very similar to Ronnie Barker in the 4 candles sketch, shame to think neither are with us today. We need their sense of humour now,more than ever, bless them.

  • @peteratkinson922

    @peteratkinson922

    Жыл бұрын

    Milligan murmuring time and the inevitability of the endless either out of the 'Humour packing case of existence'- in a non- finger waggingly way. I reckoneth.

  • @sabejreid2072

    @sabejreid2072

    Жыл бұрын

    They are great aren't they?

  • @oliveralexandre3607

    @oliveralexandre3607

    11 ай бұрын

    But…one “bloody”!😊

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot Жыл бұрын

    Now that was a work of art.

  • @nestorjrabalos1998
    @nestorjrabalos1998 Жыл бұрын

    New face? No I’ve always had this face.🤣

  • @kapilachandrabharathi7134
    @kapilachandrabharathi7134 Жыл бұрын

    Seen it LORD KNOWS 😂 how many times Still can't get enough

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 Жыл бұрын

    Pure genius and those accents!!It's all totally off the wall!!

  • @delladog
    @delladog Жыл бұрын

    Being Irish I take no offence at this, so please no righteous do gooders don't be offended on my behalf or try to cancel the Two Ronnies because of it

  • @vodaredhill1704

    @vodaredhill1704

    Жыл бұрын

    Paddy stole a calendar, he got 12 months.

  • @vodaredhill1704

    @vodaredhill1704

    Жыл бұрын

    Irish space program was planing a manned shot to the sun .They were told you can't land on the sun it's 6000degrees ! Ah we thought of that ,we're going at night !

  • @vodaredhill1704

    @vodaredhill1704

    Жыл бұрын

    Paddy and Murphy stranded on an ice berg in despair .Suddenly Murphy looks up and shouts PADDY WE'RE SAVED ,IT'S THE TITANIC ! 🛳

  • @140pro

    @140pro

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vodaredhill1704Please don't take offence to this and I'm sorry if I'm gonna come across as a self righteous do-gooder with this reply, because I'm not! So just because he told you that he wasn't offended by this sketch doesn't then give you the right to bombard him with every shitty joke you've ever heard about the Irish does it.! It's a bit like apologising to your mate for accidentally hitting his thumb with a hammer whilst he holds the nail for you, then proceeding to hit every finger on his hand thereafter.

  • @harbster2

    @harbster2

    Жыл бұрын

    Top man, good to hear these days. Although I actually don't think it's a slight on the Irish. The characters in this sketch could have had many other accents and the humour wound be the same eg Yorkshire, Cornish, Norfolk etc. As the Two Ronnies often did.

  • @sdw8680
    @sdw86803 ай бұрын

    I’ve not laughed so much for a long time 😂😂.. absolutely brilliant as usual!

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Жыл бұрын

    Bet he keeps an empty milk bottle in the fridge, for black coffee drinkers…..(heard that t’other day)

  • @dntlss

    @dntlss

    Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @dntlss
    @dntlss Жыл бұрын

    Im a yank but god i love British comedy,thank you for uploading this.

  • @honestyandtruth6847

    @honestyandtruth6847

    Жыл бұрын

    dntlss you must see 'Porridge' with Ronnie Barker - set in a British jail - it is absolutely brilliant.

  • @carmeldeakin2456
    @carmeldeakin245610 ай бұрын

    Hilarious. When we had talent on tv.

  • @martynharrison3239
    @martynharrison3239 Жыл бұрын

    Hysterical and still way better than anything else.

  • @sabian5393
    @sabian5393 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant 👏 One of the best / God I miss the Two Ronnie's.

  • @catherinemelnyk
    @catherinemelnyk Жыл бұрын

    That is the screwiest dialogue I've heard since "Who's on First"?. I loved it!😂

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich Жыл бұрын

    This skit and their "Four Candles" skit are wordplay at their best with these two. Funny stuff.

  • @sabian5393

    @sabian5393

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @TimLondonGuitarist
    @TimLondonGuitarist Жыл бұрын

    It's a surreal world of 2 madmen from another planet who are much madder than any madness that exists in the real world. Very funny & convincingly acted.

  • @davidneal9368
    @davidneal9368 Жыл бұрын

    A new face. No I've always had it. Just got here. No I just walked through the door 🤣 Classic

  • @padraigj3762
    @padraigj3762 Жыл бұрын

    incredibly funny classic, many of these classic one liners have stayed in my memory bank to this day. An utterly incredible sketch . You can't cancel funny , so GrMa agus Fe*k off to those who want to, Be Janey.

  • @phyllisryan68
    @phyllisryan68 Жыл бұрын

    I love this one. We need a good laugh

  • @140pro
    @140pro Жыл бұрын

    Absolute classic humour 👌 from a time when folks could hava a laugh and a joke without any nonsense.

  • @bartconnolly6104

    @bartconnolly6104

    Жыл бұрын

    True but the irony is the entire sketch is about nonsense!

  • @chrisdonohue1607
    @chrisdonohue1607 Жыл бұрын

    I'm irish and love it!

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    So you should Chris... it's just a laugh...that we all desperately need. I'm sure you have an array of jokes that poke the mick (no pun intended) at me and m,y kind....great... let's all have a gutsy laugh and revel in our perceived differences. It's a nonsense.... WE are the people that decide.... not those tossers! I raise my glass! Cheers.

  • @matthewphilip1977

    @matthewphilip1977

    Жыл бұрын

    And that makes it ok?

  • @markbumford8076
    @markbumford8076 Жыл бұрын

    Dearly missed but never forgotten. Brings back cherished memories of watching the Two Ronnies with my late parents when I was a child.

  • @checktheevidence

    @checktheevidence

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, in the spirit of this sketch, I guess it was a bit weird watching this sketch with folks who had passed on!!

  • @DrQuadrivium
    @DrQuadrivium Жыл бұрын

    What an extraordinary coincidence. Whenever I paper a room I'm always one roll short.

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn! Been there....

  • @angrytedtalks

    @angrytedtalks

    Жыл бұрын

    I know where you can get 4 more rolls...

  • @maureengillies9495

    @maureengillies9495

    Жыл бұрын

    Their accents are hilarious 🤣

  • @1977ajax

    @1977ajax

    Жыл бұрын

    @@angrytedtalks At the bakers.

  • @rogermouton2273
    @rogermouton2273 Жыл бұрын

    From one perspective, this is an excellent piece of surrealist performance art.

  • @duckduckgoismuchbetter

    @duckduckgoismuchbetter

    Жыл бұрын

    Make that from two perspectives. I second it.

  • @johnoneill4483

    @johnoneill4483

    Жыл бұрын

    From another it is crap

  • @rogermouton2273

    @rogermouton2273

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnoneill4483 you say that like your opinion is worth a pinch of shit

  • @davidf6326

    @davidf6326

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnoneill4483 And some they fell on stony ground

  • @enriquesanchez2001

    @enriquesanchez2001

    11 ай бұрын

    @@duckduckgoismuchbetter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnC-ur5ut
    @JohnC-ur5ut Жыл бұрын

    This is Great ! It's like being back in 1985 and listening to my Grandmother's friends talk about the neighborhood and have tea with scones.

  • @jipangoo
    @jipangoo Жыл бұрын

    Lewis Carrol would have loved this

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 Жыл бұрын

    "Where was he stuffed in the first place?" "He's stuffed in every place!".

  • @ellalena1873
    @ellalena187311 ай бұрын

    They’re the only comedians where I can watch the same sketch twice and laugh more the second time.

  • @dr.d5920
    @dr.d5920 Жыл бұрын

    So simple yet so funny, and not one f-bomb to be heard.

  • @Nollaig1234

    @Nollaig1234

    Жыл бұрын

    You are talking fuckin nonsense. I prefer a so-called f-bomb to racism any day.

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    The Two Ronnies never did. Way too & far too clever to appeal for cheap laughs.

  • @smythharris2635
    @smythharris263515 сағат бұрын

    I'm Irish, and that sketch is virtually a documentary.😅😅😅

  • @teriday954
    @teriday954 Жыл бұрын

    Now I get it...four CANDLES!!!!

  • @532bluepeter1
    @532bluepeter1 Жыл бұрын

    This hurts my head. So surreal.

  • @KitchenFoyle
    @KitchenFoyle Жыл бұрын

    Well said Peter, in one way or another we could all play the stereotype card and the determination to find it by those it doesn’t even represent and whose target would rather they didn’t, causes far more harm than good.

  • @paulbraine674
    @paulbraine674 Жыл бұрын

    Pure comedy gold

  • @cidanilu
    @cidanilu Жыл бұрын

    A time when people were no offended by humour but accepted it as such

  • @morriscox1571
    @morriscox1571 Жыл бұрын

    Classic, love the sketch 4 candles

  • @Tinker1950

    @Tinker1950

    Жыл бұрын

    It wasn't the 4 candles sketch was it? Try again.

  • @morriscox1571

    @morriscox1571

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tinker1950 fork handles

  • @Tinker1950

    @Tinker1950

    Жыл бұрын

    @@morriscox1571 Keep trying. You'll catch on eventually.

  • @morriscox1571

    @morriscox1571

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Tinker1950 it's called fork handles, barker goes into the hardware store looking for fork handles, Corbett thinks he's looking for 4 candles, name of that sketch is, Ronnie's Pub and wallpaper

  • @Tinker1950

    @Tinker1950

    Жыл бұрын

    @@morriscox1571 Nope - you still haven't got it. Dim as a toc H lamp (look it up). I'll give you a clue - it's your original remark, your unskilled grammar. What was this video about? Was it 4 candles?

  • @deniskajtazovic3890
    @deniskajtazovic3890 Жыл бұрын

    I love this

  • @ashavarma5584
    @ashavarma5584 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant!

  • @barry5787
    @barry5787 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @Kwales66
    @Kwales66 Жыл бұрын

    Never seen this before. Thanks..

  • @carolmurray187
    @carolmurray187 Жыл бұрын

    Hilariously clever as always.

  • @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS
    @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS Жыл бұрын

    The Bird is Dead, But it Still Had2Sit There, An Watch All That Fuss😂

  • @eamonn1973es
    @eamonn1973es Жыл бұрын

    As an Irishman this is a fine tribute to the Irish "craic" from two legends, dearly missed

  • @errcoche

    @errcoche

    Жыл бұрын

    Their accents are really poor but the material is faithful to the kind of poetic, fanciful and absurdists flights of the Irish that the English used to designate them as stupid. I wonder who the writers where. Not hard to be funny with material this good.

  • @bartconnolly6104

    @bartconnolly6104

    Жыл бұрын

    @@errcoche they wrot most of their scripts. Particularly barker.

  • @matthewphilip1977

    @matthewphilip1977

    Жыл бұрын

    Not so much the craic as the dangerous stereotype of the thick Irish. I've reported this. It should be taken down.

  • @bartconnolly6104

    @bartconnolly6104

    Жыл бұрын

    @@matthewphilip1977 dangerous? Reported for what?

  • @bartconnolly6104

    @bartconnolly6104

    Жыл бұрын

    @@matthewphilip1977 By the way are you Irish?

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog7 ай бұрын

    Brilliant as always

  • @DonnyRP
    @DonnyRP Жыл бұрын

    Genious this is

  • @guntertorfs6486
    @guntertorfs648613 күн бұрын

    The absurdity of the Irish's view on life captured in a caricature of a sketch.

  • @Subzero2151
    @Subzero2151 Жыл бұрын

    Evenin, marning !!!

  • @thestevenjaywaymusic7775
    @thestevenjaywaymusic7775 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant comedy. Great writing.

  • @frunomaol5069
    @frunomaol50692 ай бұрын

    I'm Irish, but I enjoyed this skit.

  • @1960dave1960
    @1960dave1960 Жыл бұрын

    I like the gag about the wife’s wooden leg…😅😂🤣

  • @aqacefan

    @aqacefan

    Жыл бұрын

    I once met a man with a wooden leg called Smith.

  • @chygwelanmeneth

    @chygwelanmeneth

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aqacefan What was his other leg called?

  • @trickytricky7401
    @trickytricky7401 Жыл бұрын

    My dad is Irish and he loved this sketch , but that's because the Irish don't carry victim cards , but this was all before woke .

  • @neilmac991
    @neilmac991Ай бұрын

    I thought this was a documentary its so true to life

  • @johnhawkinshawkins1284
    @johnhawkinshawkins12846 күн бұрын

    brilliant classic

  • @Fercough
    @Fercough Жыл бұрын

    Great stuff.

  • @norm2096
    @norm2096 Жыл бұрын

    It's good night from me, and it's good night from him.

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Жыл бұрын

    So he talked to a toucan and had a guiness 😂😂😂

  • @davidbourke.icu.iseeyou
    @davidbourke.icu.iseeyou Жыл бұрын

    The Irish have always had a creative relationship with the English language. That’s why so many of its finest writers are Irish. This sketch shows that.

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly, it is a demonstration of mutual respect. All decent, reasonable people know that. Only the so-called "experts" get offended in their lonely ivory towers.

  • @jimf1964
    @jimf1964 Жыл бұрын

    Every Irish joke, told in 5:42.

  • @lindsayheyes925
    @lindsayheyes925 Жыл бұрын

    There was a time when comedians were funny without being 'edgy' or crude, creative without drawing on their 'lived experience', respected without being politically 'correct', and didn't try to make their audience critique themselves. I'd almost forgotten those golden years. I went to a comedy show recently, paid a fortune, travelled for hours, queued in the cold, watched it on TV screens because the arena was so vast that the performer might as well've been a galaxy in the night sky. If I'd watched it at home, the experience would've been better. I waited in anticipation for the funniest, most intelligent and hardest working comedian of our time, IMO. Well, I should have arrived 15 minutes after the performance started, because thatbtime was wasted with the obligatory left wing political satire. Bill Brydon, if you are reading this, it's been done to death by every comedian since Margaret Thatcher first became PM. Stop flogging a dead horse, it's not funny any more. I respect your opinions as much as anyone's, but it's time that comedians showed some respect for the majority that votes our governments in. I used to love satire, but it's had its day. Today, going to a comedy show is like going a random concert. Where once you got Beethoven or The Beatles, today you get grime or Adele swearing at you. Time to change the record...

  • @lindsayheyes925

    @lindsayheyes925

    Жыл бұрын

    @Evan Hodge Made me laugh 😄

  • @lindsayheyes925

    @lindsayheyes925

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AlexAlexon3897 Yes, that's the very effect.

  • @marvinc9994

    @marvinc9994

    Жыл бұрын

    Well at least you didn't have to put up with the not-quite-hysterical anti-Trump (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) nonsense. I hope ?

  • @Myrdden71
    @Myrdden71 Жыл бұрын

    It's like we've stepped into Rose Nylund's mind from The Golden Girls, and it's hilarious!

  • @emmamortiboy1520
    @emmamortiboy1520 Жыл бұрын

    At least she'll float 😂

  • @FromMetayou
    @FromMetayou Жыл бұрын

    I've lived in this house 34yrs and still buy too many rolls for a room always had drawing paper then for the kids haha

  • @fozrick
    @fozrick Жыл бұрын

    Absolute sheer comedy genius 😂

  • @cheshirebowman4465
    @cheshirebowman4465 Жыл бұрын

    Just genius and nothing else.

  • @daveankerr8786
    @daveankerr8786 Жыл бұрын

    Legends

  • @Dantianblue
    @Dantianblue Жыл бұрын

    This sounds like something Spike Mulligan might have written.

  • @user-di4mc9cf1o
    @user-di4mc9cf1o10 ай бұрын

    Very good

  • @cokeandtwirl
    @cokeandtwirl Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant writing.

  • @petermcginnity5572
    @petermcginnity5572 Жыл бұрын

    Im Oirish. This is Oisome!!

  • @tyrssen1
    @tyrssen1 Жыл бұрын

    Always loved these guys.

  • @jeanpoiraud7071
    @jeanpoiraud7071 Жыл бұрын

    So surreal

  • @Manasses1961
    @Manasses1961 Жыл бұрын

    Pure class

  • @johnod5013
    @johnod5013 Жыл бұрын

    Funny enough.a couple of good one liners..the accents aren't all that bad,I know a lot of real Irish accents that are worse (I'm from Cork😅)...their mastermind sketch is the pinnacle of comedy in my opinion.i forgot who wrote it but I can't get my head around how it was put together.pure genius

  • @1969Kismet

    @1969Kismet

    Жыл бұрын

    It was probably written by Lord Knows. Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

  • @wideawake914

    @wideawake914

    Жыл бұрын

    At least you'll float.

  • @bennettpeterson5992
    @bennettpeterson5992 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent

  • @lanslater
    @lanslater Жыл бұрын

    the proverbial takin of the micky

  • @eileenlocke7877
    @eileenlocke78777 ай бұрын

    Luv it

  • @janguchelaar5836
    @janguchelaar5836 Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful 😅🤣

  • @blakesliberator3197
    @blakesliberator3197 Жыл бұрын

    _CLASSIC GOLD_

  • @darrencaruana1350
    @darrencaruana1350 Жыл бұрын

    This is too good. M 😂

  • @TheHoliday077
    @TheHoliday077 Жыл бұрын

    Love this too and i am irish

  • @garymurphy5133
    @garymurphy5133 Жыл бұрын

    You will see from my name above that i am Irish. I found this extremly funny NOT offensive and after hearing this i do not need urgent counciling like many snowflakes. Then again i am 58 so come from a better time.

  • @AlexAlexon3897

    @AlexAlexon3897

    Жыл бұрын

    You're not offensive. Just an old prig. And I'm older. "Better time" indeed! No such thing. Eras are what we make them. "Snowflakes", though - that's original. 😄 PS You meant "counselling".

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    Alex.... "Old Prig"...that the best you can manage? Some of us have manners, decency and respect. But hey, do enjoy your life at the bottom of the pond.

  • @matthewphilip1977

    @matthewphilip1977

    Жыл бұрын

    Reported.

  • @WWAWHTR
    @WWAWHTR Жыл бұрын

    Some Spike Milligan has crept into this skit.

  • @bartconnolly6104
    @bartconnolly6104 Жыл бұрын

    There is a depth of set theory and logic in this sketch as well as a play on meaning / semantics. The null set idea and logical operations on negation spring to mind. This formal language is then mixed in with the informal semantics of English phrases like " Lord knows" which can mean nobody ( whatever nobody is technically it should ne not any body) knows or can be the given name of a Lord.

  • @pitbull2005

    @pitbull2005

    Жыл бұрын

    In other words it's funny!

  • @stevetaylor7403

    @stevetaylor7403

    Жыл бұрын

    Can I have a line of whatever you’ve been on.

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264

    @PetroicaRodinogaster264

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stevetaylor7403 I was going to say something similar. He should either stop taking the pills or take more because something is not working in his head.

  • @eturfrey

    @eturfrey

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow and I thought I was watching comedy.

  • @worldofameiso5491

    @worldofameiso5491

    Жыл бұрын

    Well done Bart, you've made a brilliantly funny sketch as boring as hell.

  • @stevejam767
    @stevejam767 Жыл бұрын

    Funny I remember this being much funnier at the time. I think there was another version of this. This must be a 'cleaner' version.

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Жыл бұрын

    To much glass 😂😂😂

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Жыл бұрын

    Irish master mind ocarrol magnuson 😂😂😂😂

  • @turloughkennedy6579
    @turloughkennedy6579 Жыл бұрын

    This makes me proud to be Irish hahahahahaha

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    And I to be your neighbour....albeit in South America.... Keep smiling my friend. It's the one thing they cannot tax.

  • @chulainn32
    @chulainn32 Жыл бұрын

    British comedy....their biggest export after Independence Days.

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    Care to explain? If you possibly can. What a crap comment.

  • @errolstewart5155
    @errolstewart51552 жыл бұрын

    Classic 🖤💛❤️🇦🇺😅😂😅

  • @user-wp5ix9hy8c
    @user-wp5ix9hy8c3 ай бұрын

    Don't they torque a load Of rubbish 🗑 absolutely Love everything they do ❤😂🎉😢😮😅

  • @user-wp5ix9hy8c

    @user-wp5ix9hy8c

    3 ай бұрын

    BLOODY FUNNY ❤I think they the best Comedians on the telly ❤😂🎉😢😮😅

  • @redareda4470
    @redareda4470 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @violetastafford5053
    @violetastafford5053 Жыл бұрын

    Lord Nose? surely

  • @Nooziterp1
    @Nooziterp1 Жыл бұрын

    This sounds very much like a 'Gerald Wiley' (Ronnie Barker) sketch. Based on wordplay.

  • @elsahoffmann8719
    @elsahoffmann8719 Жыл бұрын

    LOLLLL

  • @GosWardHen98
    @GosWardHen98 Жыл бұрын

    In comedy today there is nothing innocent or funny. Insults, pc to not offend even a Mexican wearing Sombrero because it's harmful. The 2 Ronnies with lovely innuendo & wonderful timing when comedy was just fun. No offence taken either.

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Жыл бұрын

    Shandy 😂😂😂😂

  • @eamonmcdermott4032
    @eamonmcdermott4032 Жыл бұрын

    Well, I don't know. I thought that was really funny. Made me choke on my Guinness. Happy to report I'm not woke, so I'm going back to sleep.

  • @patagualianmostly7437

    @patagualianmostly7437

    Жыл бұрын

    Bet I'm asleep before you will be Eamon...&. I'll be watching yer...!

  • @spitfire5451
    @spitfire5451 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent, but why would much people thinking it's not funny to them appear to think they are higher on the IQ scale. In a way, that rather funny in itself

  • @budimanhakim1187
    @budimanhakim1187 Жыл бұрын

    Lord knows

  • @walterverbeeck6929
    @walterverbeeck6929 Жыл бұрын

    which year is this recorded and broadcasted?

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