Love how he doesn’t ever stop trying to communicate with her.

@biancaradelfinger3338

3 жыл бұрын

GOALS

@uncle5486

2 жыл бұрын

@@biancaradelfinger3338 Not really

@MarySmith-gi6bq

2 жыл бұрын

Babe

@NAConen

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncle5486 Men don’t understand humor. 😆

@meself349

2 жыл бұрын

The reason for that is in the title. He doesn't stop trying to communicate with her because he's an "a-hole". Just like her. Get it?

These people exist.

@GregoryOliverDaniels

7 жыл бұрын

Jesus... no.... We're doomed!!

@paysonbiker

7 жыл бұрын

Totally. I'm pretty sure I just did the trim work in their new house. Worst couple weeks of my life. Haha.

@ChrisCooling

7 жыл бұрын

I call them douchebags

@GregoryOliverDaniels

7 жыл бұрын

call them whatever ye all want, they're terrible listeners. lol

@pkminpkmon

6 жыл бұрын

God help us all

Why do i feel like he is actually low key a great boyfriend. Like he listens to her and considers how she feels, tries to get what makes her happy, and clearly is on the same wavelength lol

@vpfund

3 жыл бұрын

He is on her wave length…sadly she is an a-hole-butt a-holes have rights too.

@bigfacts1858

3 жыл бұрын

Hey babe I'm goona get a vitamin water. Should I make that dos? Lol.

@Nothingseen

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly? Dude deserves better.

@HG-fy4qn

2 жыл бұрын

Sudeikis did an article in GQ about Ted Lasso in which he makes this exact point

@MichaelKlopf

2 жыл бұрын

@@HG-fy4qn came here from said article 😃

This might sound odd... but I feel like this couple would be together until they die. They’re so perfect for each other. Lol 😂

@emilybarker3240

3 жыл бұрын

They are oddly a great couple 😂

@SGALAXIA

3 жыл бұрын

Until they're murdered...

@tinydancer7426

3 жыл бұрын

@@SGALAXIA Funny thing there, they would probably drive off any mugger or intruder in their home with their insane behavior and her brainless questions. :0D

@rphb5870

3 жыл бұрын

This couple don't die. They are immortals, and have always been together. While their names are never mentioned, the guys name is Adam and the girl is called Eve, and in a way we are all related to them.

@whaleofdarkness

3 жыл бұрын

@@rphb5870 So God didn't kick them out because of the apple but because they were irritating beyond compare?

I love how loving and attentive Jason's character is 😂

@biancaradelfinger3338

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm Lmao

@madisonrose1893

3 жыл бұрын

yessss

@ScootyPuffSr7

7 ай бұрын

They have a healthy relationship. It's their relationship with everyone else that's screwed up.

I work in retail and I get a lot of customers like this.

@billtalaga5701

7 жыл бұрын

same here

@charmingjim

5 жыл бұрын

Some of my Uber passengers were like this as well.

@LovingTinha

4 жыл бұрын

@@charmingjim yeah i can't stand doing Uber because have to deal with these assholes all the time. Would be great if instead of them riding in the back or next to you, that we had a trailer, and the riders went in the trailer and we never had to interact with them, and just have a heavy tint and bullet proof windows to keep us safe from these retards

@Virtual.Nature

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you really do like a rabbit.. :)

@redsquirrel3893

4 жыл бұрын

​@@LovingTinha On the bright side It could be an opportunity to sell them things to improve your margin maybe have leaflets in the back for take always with refusal codes on them to get commission over priced cheep cigarettes, condoms ect

Jack Black’s delivery of “That’s a street lamp” absolutely killed me😂

@whitneysweek

2 жыл бұрын

best line in the sketch

I know it's not to everyone's taste, but this is hands-down one of my favorite sketches.

@NESherv

7 жыл бұрын

Favorite sketch, babe?

@mundaneamazing

7 жыл бұрын

😁

@ramonawhitaker4503

7 жыл бұрын

Renita yes. I meet people like this every day!

@b4bhanu

7 жыл бұрын

yes babe!.

@Ikiya69

6 жыл бұрын

NESherv Whaaatt?

This is what you do with people like that: Show them the most expensive thing you got and charge them double for it. They are so oblivious they won't notice.

@jacoblee6079

3 жыл бұрын

Or show them the cheapest thing, say it's the most expensive thing, and charge double

@reasonablyserious

2 жыл бұрын

Or don't

@StarkIller-df7gw

9 күн бұрын

Yeah but they want the 50foot tree 🌳 🙄 something you don't have! 😂😂😂

Shockingly accurate. I worked in a tree lot and countless times I would ask the customer what they’re looking for and they always say “a tree”.

@hijodelaisla275

2 жыл бұрын

Ask a stupid question...

@ViolettaD1485

2 жыл бұрын

It's not that stupid. Some people prefer the smell of spruce, some want a Douglas fir, and I usually want a Charlie Brown tree because that's all my space and funds will allow.

@starrfishhill

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@TheGreatAtario

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like there would be a stock answer for these people, and that answer would happen to be whatever tree you're trying to unload the most urgently

Jason’s character is the mean girl’s himbo boyfriend who has like 2 IQ but is weirdly nice

@daniella3718

3 жыл бұрын

love it

@lindsaymegan6131

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud

@carrie3305

2 жыл бұрын

himbo! hahaha

The guy isn’t too bad. He clearly takes good care of his girlfriend.

@robertwrightfonseca

3 жыл бұрын

No.

@dqw4w9wgxcq32

3 жыл бұрын

^

@SurahOnline

3 жыл бұрын

True

@atherisGAY

Жыл бұрын

He just seems not that smart.. lol But he's nice, he constantly makes sure she is good with the decisions 😆

@wulozhero6684

Жыл бұрын

@@atherisGAY I would have sold them the street lamp and told them it will be delivered on the 26th

Can we just respect how hard it must've been for Jack Black to play the straight man in this sketch.

Only Kristen's 5th episode... she was incredible from the start omg

“I want that one.” “That’s a streetlamp!” 😭😭😭

I used to sell xmas trees, and this is surprisingly on point.

@tammyjohnson7401

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately on point.

Seriously we fuckin have those type of people all over South Florida.

@AlexisMaria

7 жыл бұрын

NYC as well lol

@Skoufis80

7 жыл бұрын

Alexis Maria ...& welcome to Jersey...

@witzerdog

7 жыл бұрын

They are EVERYWHERE...

@rayjr62

7 жыл бұрын

Silicon Valley, mostly marketing managers

@jlnioannou

7 жыл бұрын

They are all over the world!

Anyone who has ever worked in retail relates to Jack Blacks character in this.

@amlour28

3 жыл бұрын

Me😂

@jeannebissell7167

3 жыл бұрын

Right, except most retail workers would get fired if they said “get the hell out of here”.

@hollygolightly8943

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeannebissell7167 I said relate not do, trust I've wished I could say that more than a few times especially when its time to leave or close; but never done it

@tammyjohnson7401

2 жыл бұрын

I was very young working retail and this women thought I was living when I said we don't carry extra stock in the back, called me a liar, next day she came in told my boss my said lie, my boss said we don't carry extra stock, my boss said the lady was beside herself stupid.

@reasonablyserious

2 жыл бұрын

His character was specifically written as the protagonist of the skit. No one had to have any work experience to relate to him.

The "shouldn't he be telling us about the trees" right in front of the guy - after he's already tried to do that & they wouldn't listen - is spot on.

I worked retail years ago, and these are not the worst customers, actually. There were many that were wayyyyy worse than this.

@starrfishhill

2 жыл бұрын

Ha like what

@dazzlingdeb8427

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, hell, yeah. I once worked in a department store on Long Island. All these women would come in during sales, buy lots of clothes without trying them on, and return 99% of them a few days later. And they were pushy and impatient. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@michellem9444

2 жыл бұрын

@@starrfishhill Oh, like people that would intentionally make a mess to clean up, people that would return holiday decorations the day AFTER the holiday, people that would let their kids run wild, people that would ask if there was more of an item "in the back" (1. there never is, and 2. it would take hours to search "in the back"). One time this customer stuffed food into the hollow tubes of a shelving unit. It took a long time before staff figured out where the smell was coming from. People who would try to switch shelf price tags then hold up the register line for a price check. And I won't even get into bodily fluids found around the store. Let's just say you should always wash anything you buy in the store before wearing....

@michellem9444

2 жыл бұрын

@@dazzlingdeb8427 Yep, that sounds about right! You don't really GET retail until you've WORKED retail! lol

@dazzlingdeb8427

2 жыл бұрын

@@michellem9444 Right? I’d never want to work retail again. I did it twice. No thanks!

they are really good together

Every time she says “treh” it fills my heart with Christmas cheer. 0:36 1:13 1:36 2:37

@lehnsvier1971

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the timestamps. I also love her “yeah” at 2:31

"50 ft christmas tree" HAHAHAHAH i love kristen wiig

"Whatcha want babe?" I want hot chocolate, she wants hot chocolate" lol

God theres a girl in my health class who just IS the lady

@yoonji1369

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda brainless girls type 😂😂

These two complete each other. COUPLE GOALS😁

She changes the topic so flawlessly 😃 watching it is so hilarious but if I was faced with this kinds of people I'll be mad as hell. Lots of love to those two

They should show this at every customer relations training. You can't top this.

I totally have to serve people like this all the time where I work! They make me laugh! Dead spot on!

I genuinely love how all the comments want to talk about is how caring and attentive the boyfriend is

This is all the customers at My place of work. There are thousands and my coworkers are like this too. Want something not for sale.

@harmbowsalem7314

7 жыл бұрын

herbert taylor Right?!

@ramonawhitaker4503

7 жыл бұрын

herbert taylor they come into my ice cream store and ask for hot chocolate or popcorn. I wish I was joking but I am not.

@w5monkey

7 жыл бұрын

ramona whitaker then get hot chocolate and popcorn and make some money man!

I love these actors, but my god I hate the characters. They're so freakin annoying. Testament to how good the actors are, I guess

@earendilthemariner5546

7 жыл бұрын

Morgan Waas I think thats the point. "Two A-Holes buy a Christmas tree"

@morganwaas4868

7 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah obviously that's the point, I'm just pointing out how well they did their jobs

@oswaldocontreras1507

7 жыл бұрын

They're annoying, babe?

@Ikiya69

6 жыл бұрын

Oswaldo Contreras Chyeaaaahhh

@ANDJELINA

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine having to work with these types ....🤔🤨

First, one of the best performances in the entire career of JB. Second, the reason this sketch is killer is because of almost everyone one - no matter what work/profession- has encountered this couple.

Worked in sales... I have encountered couples EXACTLY like this! 😂

Oh, please make more "two A-holes" sketches. they so funny

That's a street lamp! Get the hell out of here! ...ha ha ha

Dealing with difficult costumers, real life man! Love you Kristin!

This is so accurate it's scary 😭 that's what makes it funny

This is like sooooo accurate , like hella accurate.......like wow and awesome . The trees were like sooooo green.

The street lamp thing did it. That was way funnier than it should’ve been. 😆😆😆

“Make me a smoothie” 😂😂😂

Kristen wiig looks soooo different doing this sketch its almost not her. I dont know if its make up or something else.

@abiyoe91

8 жыл бұрын

she got a nose job..

@joscyriacv2

4 жыл бұрын

It's Jennifer Aniston

@user-ws5li8dz9h

4 жыл бұрын

Grinada first of all she’s like really young , this was one of her first skits and also apparently she got a nose job but she hasn’t confirmed nor denied the allegations x

@WaitingtoHit

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ws5li8dz9h Kristen Wiig did not get a nose job. How ridiculous . . .

@user-ws5li8dz9h

3 жыл бұрын

@@WaitingtoHit lol

What ever happened to Jack Black!! I love him!

Always liked the sketch. Wish they had done more of them.

This is the best! "You look like a rabbit." It's like she says what we're all thinking!

Classic retail store customers!! We get this type of customer very very often 😂😂😂

Customers like these are the reason why I have anxiety issues. Just watching gives me restaurant nightmare flashbacks.

This is hilarious! I want a man like him!😂😂 When you getting more? You guys got Internet? Watched it twice & laughed more the second time 😂😂

Omg I'm from NYC and this is EVERYONE here haha I hate it.

@ostrovisky

7 жыл бұрын

My Ego I know right omg it's so true

@puterjess

7 жыл бұрын

My Ego same, this is me buying a tree though

@clevoloki55

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you’re in the wrong neighborhood lol

Omg this is exactly how some people act when they shop , I work at a home improvement store , and it's funny , so true to life .

"He looked like a rabbit" hahahahaha 😂

The hot dog venders reaction to being called a rabbit though. Good shit

Scotch pine on repeat had me rolling

Couple goals

I don’t know how I can simultaneously love AND hate those two 😂😂😂😂

How did neither of them break? this is so funny!

2:06 sounded like Andy from little Britain :D

They both absolutely nail that type of couple that everybody either knows or has seen somewhere.

I always feel bad when her "babe" doesn't talk back to him

My dream man!!!

Love them and her gum chewing

lol... my neice and her man🤣🤣

I can't get enough of these two lol.

Their acting is GOLD

That massive 'LEAVE!' is sooooo satisfying!

one of the best "Two A-holes" skit.... Black's on the edge, oh the tension! LOL!

What the eff did i just get hooked onto?!

People who chew gum with their mouths open are repulsive

My jaw hurts after watching them chomp the gum😂

Kristen Wiig has been spending time in LA, I see. We have so many people here like that it's scary.

@deanwaite5716

7 жыл бұрын

I think that's what I love about this sketch, I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE! and detest them - in L.A. here too

@Falconlibrary

7 жыл бұрын

In Beverly Hills we have douchebags who race up and down our residential streets in exotic cars with straight pipes (no mufflers). They have diplomatic plates so the cops can't touch them. And they're far from the worst people here...

@deanwaite5716

7 жыл бұрын

Try making them a smoothie?

we need more of them they are so funny

This was Kristen Wiig's first appearance on SNL. Virtually unknown yet.

@ellystripes

3 жыл бұрын

It was her 5th episode.

@RobRobinsonNashville

2 жыл бұрын

@Laura Griffiths yes. She was hilarious.

They seems like a perfect couple , happy with eatchother , i love how he Always Ask for her opinion .

there's only one A hole in it, Jason's character is actually nice and supportive

The double shirt... hahaha

These two will always be my fav snl actors

I love these skits!

A good portion of customers I deal with around the holidays working in retail.

Please make more of this skit!!💙

Why is this funny! I’m laughing so freakin hard

He takes her nonsense so seriously just like a real couple they are great👍

Oh J this was one of the funniest A-holes sketches here, I couldn't control myself laughing.. Jack Black was awesome btw!

That was truly funny! I felt Jack Black's frustration. All 3 did an amazing job playing their characters.

@SlickArmor

7 ай бұрын

What about the 4th guy i thought he was pretty good. Are you raycissss ?

@buckbuchanan4902

7 ай бұрын

@@SlickArmor He was only in it for a few seconds and didn't do much. And to answer your question, yes. The human race is superior.

@SlickArmor

7 ай бұрын

@@buckbuchanan4902 💯 🤣

can i use your computer to check my email that was so funny

@jasminee1357

7 жыл бұрын

musaddiq ali LEEAAAVVVEEE

@lapacesiaconvoi

3 жыл бұрын

idk about the orig, but i think his clone goes by emile hirsch

I think people are the a-holes. There sweet. He loves her and understands her. Lol

I love how everyone says they’re such a loving coupe, but literally all they do is barely talk to each other. If ppl think that’s loving it’s no wonder everyone is so miserable 😂

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he’s constantly checking in with her and asking how she feels. It is a low bar though, I agree

@gildedheist

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! 🤬

@apseudonym

2 жыл бұрын

effectively communicating with your spouse is essential for a lasting relationship. they communicate to each other in their own way but it works

They are less A-holes than they are distracted. Guy hole is the extrovert with adjustment disorder, and girl hole is an introvert with disassociative coorelation and ptsd induced redirection behavior.

@fa14581

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you omfg

in an interview bill hader described jason as how he is in the skit chewing his gum and talking like that it was so funny

It is cringe worthy how accurate these characters are.

He is really good to her

these two are💞

"you look like a Rabit" XD

Still one of the all time favs on SNL

They just like my bosses.

Glad I never dealt with people like that when I worked retail -but this is so funny

I miss this so much!😭😂😂😂

One Xmas I went to get a tree w my gf it went exactly this well... It was excruciating ...

And yet, they make such a great couple!

I have watch this like maaannnnnnnyyyyyy times.

What do you want to eat? Whatcha want babe? food. We want food.