Whoever called it CoolMathGames to deceive the teachers was a madlad

@crescentkirby1704

2 жыл бұрын

I love that fucking game

@thesecondeevee9754

2 жыл бұрын

fucking yes. at my school when it rained we could stay inside rather than go out to the playground and coolmathgames was allowed

@hiddenalien

2 жыл бұрын

This reminded me that my school blocked coolmathgames a little while ago

@bananacat3109

2 жыл бұрын

In case you’re not joking, it is called CoolMath games because CoolMath is the company that made it

@evoplayz4567

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Imagine being a customer waiting for your pizza and hearing "shit god damn it I accidently threw away the pizza again"

@jarbarsi

2 жыл бұрын

_again!?_

@nickcrane28

2 жыл бұрын

HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha

@Otzkar

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry customer support will get you a free drink

@tantheman0921

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Damnit I made the same pizza I'm already slicing for the customer 🤣

@Polkotelli

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarbarsi ich hab

" 'This is atrociously bad,' classic" If that ain't speedrunning.

@TheMarkoSeke

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna do so bad on this test, I didn't even study"

Smallant can control a switch with his feets, but can't control fireboy and watergirl at the same time. I love him

@tobi_play3802

Жыл бұрын

It legit way harder I tried it me self cuz u need to spilt ur brain but with smo you just press a few extra buttons

@carolinamansur113

2 ай бұрын

​@@tobi_play3802 in the very beginning, it might be harder, but he went through the whole game once and the second time around still couldn't. I used to play it myself just because it was fun to have to control both of them at the same time (I literally always tried to keep both moving, if possible). I had my young sister and my cousin was at my house every day. I always played it with my cousin, I really didn't need to play it by myself, just enjoyed it. Not that difficult.

the amount of joy i experience when smallant just says "ayyyy it's pennyyyyyy what's up pennyyyyyy" is immeasurable

@Sumitsami

2 жыл бұрын

Valid

@gael-vf1ld

2 жыл бұрын

5:10

@als_pals

2 жыл бұрын

Bet ya glad you're not called Cooper

@urmum2612

2 жыл бұрын

But yet you say penny is stinky

@coopertheodore7894

2 жыл бұрын

Try being named Cooper

Seeing him casually throw away the hard-earned loyalty he built with Kingsley hurt me in ways I did not expect...

@carolinamansur113

2 ай бұрын

Yes. I felt exactly this.

I like that everybody has that one guy they absolutely despise in all the Papa's games. Me and my brother used to crush Wally's spirits whenever we got the chance.

@PoketrainerMS

2 жыл бұрын

how dare you wally is the best

@nuggetpotato5471

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoketrainerMS Wally worshipper

@blindmelon2007

2 жыл бұрын

wally looks like my dad lol

@Vincredible

Жыл бұрын

Poofesure would split you like a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside for that.

@DJDipstick

Жыл бұрын

WALLY?!??

When smant does his deep voice he sounds like a jrpg character

@Emmanuelleal21

2 жыл бұрын

That is the first thing i thought of XD

@FixTheWi-Fi

2 жыл бұрын

He wants to kill Chaos.

@ryla22

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he sounds like corpse junior😂

@MissPoplarLeaf

2 жыл бұрын

We need him to do voice acting on an animation or something lol, his voices are legitimately good

@monodragon

2 жыл бұрын

i read this a a jpeg character and was like "what? have i missed out on some new genre?"

"Today we are speedrunning Papa's Pizzeria" Cooper: i'm about to end this man's whole speedrun

@alexuz441

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing is that it was only a practice speedrun

Now I'm imagining cooper buying pizza and receiving an UNCOOKED PIZZA with NO toppings and then coming back THE NEXT DAY and AGAIN gets an uncooked pizza with no toppings. Edit: and then he realizes that the guy making pizzas hates him and gets a pizza with a billion sardines on it

Someone should’ve made him speedrun The Impossible Quiz. Maybe a part 2 to this?

@thisguy1762

2 жыл бұрын

I agree mustacheless man

@Apothecartea

2 жыл бұрын

you are devious that said I spent much of my childhood memorizing the answers

@benjamincarstens2931

2 жыл бұрын

why should he speedrun a game that he's already played? You aren't making much sense dude

@firebug69

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hi you are everywhere

@valval4145

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, more Flash games!

I remember playing Fireboy & Watergirl with my sister because it was the only game we could play that supported two people. good times.

@Microwaved_101

11 ай бұрын

releatable

"He wants garbage on the right side, onions on the left." -Smallant

@Calor17

2 жыл бұрын

I read this comment and was like “wait is he going to play papa’s pizzeria?” It might seem like i’m lying because of the thumbnail but im not

@FixTheWi-Fi

2 жыл бұрын

So a garbage pizza.

@Lazer_Specter

2 жыл бұрын

That "garbage" is actually beef xD

@Qx1_n

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lazer_Specter Looked like sasuage to me lmao

@Lazer_Specter

2 жыл бұрын

@@Qx1_n I mean I could see it being sausage but it's ground beef.

"How do you do Toads?" *does vaguely convincing Waluigi*

@BakerBones

2 жыл бұрын

if you are doing toads i would be mildly concerned

I would like to point out that Fireboy and Watergirl's scream is literally ripped from Wind Waker.

@thehonorablevinzent

2 жыл бұрын

The jump sound and the rupee sound are as well.

@yumikodazaiswaifu

2 жыл бұрын

That's new information

@luckykarp129

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, I came to the comments a year after the video came out seeing if anybody else noticed. That's so bad

My middle school teachers genuinely thought this was a learning math games site, and included it in a list of a few sites we were allowed to go on during computer lab. Needless to say, CoolMathGames was the most popular.

Damn The Papa’s series ad Fire Boy and Water Girl is a lot of people’s childhood

@griffinhunter3206

2 жыл бұрын

And super mario 63 isn't? better mario game than a few of nintendo's!

@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriend

2 жыл бұрын

I remember playing it with my friends once.

@alt1763

2 жыл бұрын

@@griffinhunter3206 *super mario 64 super mario 63 seems like a sequel with a dumb name

@griffinhunter3206

2 жыл бұрын

@@alt1763 have you watched the video? Also, super mario 64 may be somebodies childhood but it sure aint mine, its been more easily found through crime than legally my entire life!

@psi_rockin

2 жыл бұрын

Same Griffin, I never played Mario 64 growing up since I didn't have a Nintendo 64. Yet, I loved the hell outta that fan made flash game! Not my entire childhood but def played a role in it

I’d love to see you speed run all the papas games, or even just play them all. I get back into them periodically, and each game just gets mechanically better.

@losttowersgaming3664

2 жыл бұрын

Where can ya play them tho?

@anika5852

2 жыл бұрын

@@losttowersgaming3664 coolmathgames has a bunch of them using flash emulators

@losttowersgaming3664

2 жыл бұрын

@@anika5852 appreciate the response! imma try it asap thanksss

@HayLeesHomeMade

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not a huge fan of the mechanics in the coffee mobile one, but i will always have a place in my heart for flash freezeria

@averagechannelname9969

2 жыл бұрын

@@HayLeesHomeMade I've been playing that one a shit ton recently! Currently at like the end of Thanksgiving. I do agree it can be a bit stupid at times. How the hell can you tell the ice cubes were added off center Quinn?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE QUINN! What mechanics were you talking about? Overall, I genuinely enjoy the game. It's a good time killer when I'm out at appointments and don't have internet.

Imaging going into a pizza place and telling them exactly how long you want your pizza cooked for.

Ant’s attempt at Toads voice was something I never knew I needed to hear 😂 Also his deep voice made him sound so different 👏👏👏

Everyone is nostalgic over Papa's Pizzeria, but I remember super mario 63 being my favorite flash game

@theagentoftheworld

2 жыл бұрын

Same-ish

@mr.incognitoyt2235

2 жыл бұрын

It's so nostalgic, I play the hacked version though

@SemiHypercube

2 жыл бұрын

Same mate

@nep906

2 жыл бұрын

Same here except i sucked at it and never got more than two shines

Now THIS is a game I was not expecting Ant to play! But it's a welcome surprise! My childhood me is excited!

@user-oj9sp4rd3i

2 жыл бұрын

which one bro

@Willowonder-

2 жыл бұрын

For me it's fireboy and water girl don't know bout him

@kaydubsthekoifish

2 жыл бұрын

@@Willowonder- This one too!

@woahwoah5223

2 жыл бұрын

For me it’s sm63

@TheGaming100

2 жыл бұрын

for me, its also sm63

Seeing him do all the crazy skips in Mario 63 was fantastic. Definitely one of my most nostalgic flash games.

15:40 don't worry, the pain fades rather quickly. The pain (at the start) is how you know you're on the right track. Funnily enough I can hit higher notes with a toad voice than with any other voice

Can't wait till people start slow running games. I'd be amazing at that

@kakashilover9231

2 жыл бұрын

@SAR not to mention it doesn't take nearly as much skill. Ofc rules would be you still have to play and progress. But plays would be too do all side quests and unlock everything (100%) but slowly and never do any glitches

@luxswitchyoutubeaccounts7030

2 жыл бұрын

There's a twitch streamer named Forsen who is known for their slowruns of Minecraft. You can look at his attempted slowrun times by looking up "Forsen plays Minecraft".

@davidlandry4673

2 жыл бұрын

legend of zelda: twilight princess (low %) is a pretty slow run

@Aid1043

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's called a let's play

@TheStarcraft100

2 жыл бұрын

Low% is kinda a slowrun, trying to beat the game while getting as little progress as possible. Doing skips that take literal irl hours to set up and execute just because it requires you to do technically less.

"I'm outta juice! I can't do it anymore!" -Smallant, 2021

There's an entire selection of modern papas games that have a special place in my heart, I would love it if Ant could play one if them.

From Mario Odyssey to Mario 63, I can't wait to see Ant top every mario leaderboard at least once.

I really appreciate the "if you enjoyed" before the call to action. Hate it when it's at the front of the video and just straight up says to subscribe before you even know what the content is like

I've been seeing Fire boy and Water girl show up in memes of late as one of the quintessential coolmath games, and yet I never knew of it while I was in school. I just realised that the sound effects were taken from Wind Waker and now I feel old for eing in the generation before a 'quintessential' childhood game.

Corpse been real quiet since small ant dropped deep voice toad

Holy shit the voice acting for Eddie was actually really good, I could totally see that voice in some sort of anime

The last one seems like something ant would Speedrun and destroy after a few attempts

" Yes, ruining coopers day is my full time job" is a vibe

I want to see him speedrun either Cuphead or Getting over it

Straight up grew up on super Mario 63, I love that game so much. I could never beat it as a kid though

I really hope Ant does more SM63 in the future, it's so fun to watch

@TheGaming100

2 жыл бұрын

sameee

Seeing that super Mario 63 screen again was a wave of memories I had forgotten. Thank you for that. Childhood was great

3:56 As someone named Cooper, I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% wholeheartedly agree with

“I ordered a pizza and it came uncooked.” I’m assuming you got Papa Murphy’s in which case, yeah that’s what they do

i played so much papa's pizzeria in middle school, i had much fun watching you play it!

Awesome! I was feeling bad, this will surely made me feel better!

I didn't know how much I needed that nostalgia today. Now speedrun bartender

I literally feel so proud of his evolution even though I literally only contributed my subing to his channel like 2-3 years ago

I love that smallant is uploading more!

Omg, so cool to see you play Flash games, SmallAnt!

Man, i remember all the times i showed off to my friends that i could play fireboy and watergirl by myself

Yoooo, I love this. Watching you speedrun old Flash games is great fun.

All of them are big in my childhood and it’s amazing

That is hands down the most uncertain 'So here's how it went' I've ever heard in a Smallant video, which is exciting

Found this video in my recommended and clicked on it, the nostalgia hit me like a fricking bus. Remembering the times of me and my friends playing coolmathgames at 9 years old. During class, I would tell the teacher that we're learning about time and how to multi-task for when we get older by playing Papa's games. It actually worked because my 3rd grade teacher made it a LESSON but good times.

Seeing SmallAnt play Mario 63, I felt very nostalgic afterwards. I remember as a kid playing it and alot of other flash games and i'm always happy to see others getting to play them and see their reactions to said games. Also his reaction to flood being in the game i feel like was my reaction as a kid as well. Mario sunshine was, and still is a game i liked to play and seeing it in the game just made me get a big smile.

You should speedrun more flash games! The nostalgia was real, dude!

Ngl this is SO entertaining watching him play pizzeria and these games I played as a kid, especially since he's never played it. XD

And then Smallant filed a restraining order against Cooper

Everything about this video was perfect. I have never laughed this hard, and it's 1am LOL

U should Speedrun Wii sports resort next, seems like a cool run to do

@colxn

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've done a few runs myself, it actually takes quite a bit of skill to get a top time, very fun tho

@xmw5672

2 жыл бұрын

@@colxn yeah same it is relatively hard but once you know the controls and everything you start to get the hang of it

@doktorsmiles2034

2 жыл бұрын

He did speedrun wii Sports resort if im not mistaken.

@xmw5672

2 жыл бұрын

@@doktorsmiles2034 I think he mightve Speedrun Wii fit idk if he Speedran sports resort

I can't believe you never played Papa's Pizzeria as a child! That was part of my childhood, playing on library or school laptops lol

Seeing those first 2 games took me back to my childhood with great joy 🌸 I played a Fireboy And Watergirl game as co-op with a boyfriend once - it was a hilarious afternoon. But that Toad voice montage?? Got me giggling so much that the sexy Eddie voice hit me outta nowhere, I wasn’t ready.

smant sounding like a dying bird is gonna be my alarm

I love Papa’s -eria’s games a lot! I love Freezeria and Doughnuteria the most. This was a fun speedrun! 😂

Omg this video brought back so many fun memories of never doing work in primary school, lol

man. this ones a classic. and a speedrun. im getting the chips and soda ready.

Your toad impression in SM63 reminds me of the noises CJ makes when there's mild peril during one of his speedruns

I loved playing Papa’s games when I was a kid, would be cool to see you speedrun the whole series. Also wish you played Super Mario 63 legitimately at least once, it’s really fun.

@TheGaming100

2 жыл бұрын

yeah same bro any% skips soo much content lol

I would love to see you play more Mario 63! I played it so much in high school! It's super fun c:

Gotta love when top of the leaderboard has their only comment about the run "This was atrociously bad" gotta love that

Papas games are my entire childhood! Great job Ant

“Unfortunately I don’t have any friends :p” *Sad PointCrow noises*

All of these games are legendary

Actually some cool speedruns. Would love to see more flash games

Super Mario 63... Just seeing gameplay of it gives me memories. And I didn't even play Flash games when that game hit it big, I started playing them only about 5 years before the end!

How have you never played the Papa's games? :o Those games are literally my entire childhood and I LOVE them SOOO MUCH! Wish Flash wasn't dead/they received more recognition!

@TheGaming100

2 жыл бұрын

flash games are still perfectly playable on theor offline versions lol. Only the browser version was affected lol

Dude I tried for months to get all customers to platinum star (maybe I don't remember lol) and 100% papp's pizzeria. Had so much fun when I was a kid doing it, really cool to see you play it know

16:59 the guy who messaged with the whole rickroll song lmao

all of the rtgame toad voice comments from twitch chat at 15:35 lmaooo our drift king is also our drift toad

I want deep voiced Ant to read me a bedtime story

Losing my mind over Ant trying to voice act in falsetto 😭

Flash game speedruns are soooo sick. Most of them have that slight buggy-ness that allows for really cool skips. I’d love to see you do red ball next time

Choppy Orc is such a small and super fun game to speedrun. One of my favorites

Dude I remember being so obsessed with the Papa's series like seriously, I played every single one of them until Papa's Sushi

17:33 me watching any professional speedrun

i love how when he did the eddie voice, chat was just descending into chaos

watergirl and fireboy was literally my childhood. still remember playing it with my sister.

yooooo super mario 63 was literally my childhood

SmallAnt has officially transcended godhood 😁

fireboy and watergirl and the papa's series were my childhood. I m gonna play them again now. Thanks for the nostalgia.

Dude the papa games have always hit different. Freezeria and cupcakeria were my go tos as a kid!

Hey ant, you probably won't see this but I just wanted to say I love you and your content, you are one of the reasons I'm still here so thank you

Speedrun Jacksmith, easily my favorite flash game

Played all the games from my childhood. Dang, that was a nostalgia trip

Dude the papa louie games and fire boy and water girl are my childhood!

I just want to throw out a random comment to voice my support for your KZread, SmallAnt. You've become one of my favorite gaming channels. Keep up the good work!

@Smallant

2 жыл бұрын

♥️♥️

@PedrozBrumz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smallant wholesome af

It's a sad day when chat votes fornite more than Among Us or Mario 64. I'd love to see what an Among Us speedrun would be like. Glad the "meme picks" won though. Actually they're more like the EazySpeezy options. XD

“I feel like this would be really cool with a friend. Unfortunately, I don’t have any of those.” 😂

Super Mario 63 is legitimately a really good translation of the 3D collectathon Mario formula into 2D, Flash game or no. Plus the movement is just way more fun than it has any right to be

Hear me out , Small ant does deep voice toad all the time

if mobile games were all replaced with flash games, mobile would be a much more respected and played platform

@monodragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@sheriina1925 leave my comment

Super Mario 63 brings back a huge flood of nostalgia I never knew I could experience

3:44 There is a place near me that serves pizzas like this. They don't deliver, though the ingredients they use are always fresh.