May I approach the teas your honor

@richosborne1971

5 жыл бұрын

Best line in the sketch😂

@bulldawgirwin8384

4 жыл бұрын

@@richosborne1971 My arms were pretty badly broken, and both my tits were shattered. And now, i have troubles doing the 'suck it' to people

@bossHogOG

3 жыл бұрын

He said that. Good job

@briani50

3 жыл бұрын

Haha he doesn’t even say that. He says you just made a big mistake your honour. May I approach the teas? And yes I know I’m theee worst guy

@andyr7267

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

“May I approach the teas?” Shit kills me every time.

@qwerty6574

Жыл бұрын

Still killing every time

@rickchristie99

Жыл бұрын

You know that was just off the cuff too. Genius

@ShoggothsAway

Жыл бұрын

He asks it with such a combination of reverence for the court of law, but confidence that he will stick the backflip.

@zack4president

Жыл бұрын

"You just made a big mistake your honor."

@hawaiapril

9 ай бұрын

Shane & Matt encapsulate the personality of at least 30% of the friends I had in the 90’s. 🤣

Man this guy should be on SNL

@billybobgay7424

4 жыл бұрын

No way SNL is fycking laaaaaame

@earfboy2146

4 жыл бұрын

More like cumtown

@Jeremy-ob4gm

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Matt’s pretty funny!

@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139

3 жыл бұрын

The 4 people above me either don't get the joke or have meta jokes like Shane dude.

@aidanmarch3516

3 жыл бұрын

That’s O.L goddamn it.

"I was lit enough to _do_ the trick. I wasn't lit enough to _land_ it."

This hits way funnier after listening to about 500 hours of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast content.

@sloshgaboo8217

Жыл бұрын

we get it you like shane

@CRF1994

Жыл бұрын

@@sloshgaboo8217 edgy!

@cordan305

Жыл бұрын

It really is lmao

@sammcaskin8079

Жыл бұрын

dawgs

@SockMonkeyPal7

Жыл бұрын

@@sloshgaboo8217 fuck yeah we like SHANE

“It was a Beethoven dog…” 😂😂😂

@gixch

Жыл бұрын

I fucking died. Not much makes me audible laugh when I’m alone but this is one of them

@whereswaldo7852

Жыл бұрын

A lot to clean up. Parties over.

@bhew7409

Жыл бұрын

"a Beethoven dog rug"

@IAmTheRealHim

Жыл бұрын

“A Beethoven dog, your honor”

@ag6248

10 ай бұрын

Killed me

I like that even though they're on opposing sides Matt still helps Shane drink the Twisteds and is proud of his boy for downing all six.

@DarkMuj

Жыл бұрын

And he pretends that Shane landed it… true bro

@user-ge9oc1wq3f

8 ай бұрын

Bros going to be arrested and convicted for child molestation very soon

@tonobaker601

7 ай бұрын

@@user-ge9oc1wq3fwho?

@shinygoomy2460

6 ай бұрын

@@DarkMuj He did land it.

@kmd5321

Ай бұрын

@@user-ge9oc1wq3fwhat you talkin bout

"May I approach the teas, your honor?" has me absolutely dying lmaoo

@pitrs101

11 ай бұрын

No your honor though, not cool dog

@mukthar5612

8 ай бұрын

Cidieeez

Matt looks like the ultimate version of himself in this

@Brazen1234

Жыл бұрын

this is like dark side drug mat

@psychotogether5114

10 ай бұрын

I honestly thought it was Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall for a sec.

@eliteculture1519

7 ай бұрын

@@Brazen1234yup. He proceded to po up a fo as soon as he got home and sat down on his couch.

@jarnold1789

2 ай бұрын

Long hair, jacked. Hell yeah his systems were clearly working

@joshlopez9056

2 ай бұрын

@@jarnold1789clearly on the 4th density here

I knew I need six twisteds in my system . I needed a twisted system . Hahaha that killed me

@AntonQvarfordt

Жыл бұрын

I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated. They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court? And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored. The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.

@CountDoucheula

Жыл бұрын

"May I approach the Teas, your honour?"

@orfeo793

11 ай бұрын

"Very smart"

@cuchanu

9 ай бұрын

What got me was "as you can see, both of my tits were shattered." I fucking cracked up on that one

“You just made a big mistake your honor” 😂

The D.A.W.G.Z. bending them Twisties!!!

"Hit him with a suck-it, dude" 💀💀

He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted. Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya. But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK

@elpusegato

2 жыл бұрын

The question is, are you a big enough loser to guard a giant concrete pit?

@PABLOonYT

Жыл бұрын

You can’t be gettin twisted in the dozer in the concrete pit Even if you think they’re non alcoholic

@undeniablyfunk5497

Жыл бұрын

Only two acceptable reasons to miss work

@monadamus42

Жыл бұрын

Lol. He killed his wife!

@undeniablyfunk5497

Жыл бұрын

The man was worn out from a hard day of spreading concrete rubble, what do you expect

mat saying nice after that first tea even tho hes the defendant is fucking gold

Matt and Shane are the comedy duo the world needs

"sup your honor" "Sup." As an attorney can confirm this is how you start a case in court.

I thumbs up any video with Shane Gillis. Shout-out Riggins!

Shanes scumstache is legendary.

"spilled a hot dog" is just so fucking funny to me.

Just when you think you've seen all of Shanes content...this gem pop's up!

i have no doubt Shane could crush 6 twisted teas in like 2 minutes

No joke, you guys actually nailed courtroom decorum pretty well.

I keep coming back to this video. It's one of the funniest sketches ever made.

You just made a big mistake your honor... may I approach the teas.. lol

He could have made SNL watchable

Matt Mckuski's hair should have wind running through it at all times Tremendous video bulls 😂👍

Greatest duo ever.

There is absolutely nothing that exists more Philly than this sketch.

I mean, this video is literally a Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast anecdote, but that young Cusky cameo just seals the deal Shouts Riggins, shouts Beezer

Funnier than any of the horseshit shows on tv now. Shane's big dumb face is funnier than every episode of that big bag theory or whatever.

@illstrick5

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@BookerT69

2 жыл бұрын

Big Bang theory is so fuckin 🌈 👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

@thedoctorroth

2 жыл бұрын

hit em with the suck it dude

@sloshgaboo8217

Жыл бұрын

@@BookerT69 gay and black?

@Manhandle730

Жыл бұрын

That show is hands down the worst goddamn show ever made. Followed closely by Small Wonder and Perfect Strangers.

Don’t leave your twisty tea caps in the dozer.

@clitorismold1760

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know they had alcohol in them

@Meeeeeech

3 жыл бұрын

@@clitorismold1760 my man drove the dozer home for lunch. goat

@scottdaniels4981

2 жыл бұрын

He thought he was doing dead eye on red dead redemption.

"may I approach the teas" 😂 his skits are hilarious. Some would even say SNL worthy

The Beethoven dog is so relatable!

for some reason I can tell that Gillis dude really likes nooders in his asian dishes

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

This whole crew is great!

This is gold, Jerry. Gold!

I hit the damn like button before the teas came out! Love it

Love how he downs all 6 Twisteds without taking the 6-pack holder out of the Wawa bag

Beethoven dog rug made me cry laugh

too many bangers to keep up with and its amazing

Fair to midland

Tell me SNL didn't need more of this Of course Lorne Michael's would never let this shit fly anyway

@ARKSYN

4 ай бұрын

Lorne Michaels loves Shane. It was the pussy advertisers that made the call

This is like old Always Sunny level funny. I hope Shane ends up doing a show like this eventually. Or a movie would be better actually

@chynnavindiola58

5 ай бұрын

Shane is Mac

I needed a twisted system. I love that. I will adopt twisted system into my vocabulary

It would break my heart if Matt and Shane actually didn't like Twisted Teas. It's a refreshing alcoholic beverage that is perfect for the summer.

@rrauly1166

11 ай бұрын

girl drink

@Fitzn

10 ай бұрын

Gaaaayyyyyy

@RedBeard1620

9 ай бұрын

It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?

These sketches honestly remind me of an alternative version of Letter K. Good shit

The “It’s LIT” hat is bananas!

after watching it's always sunny in Philly and hearing their stories behind the scenes of real life, this is how I imagine philly.

Did I really just watch that? Still gets a Thumbs Up!

Matt looks like the kind of guy you can't tell if he's high or not, just always looks stoned

I was lit enough to do the trick... but not to land it haha.

“Now I can’t do suck it to ppl” 😂😂😂

this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

@berendohan1992

5 ай бұрын

dude it was great

So many gems

Love the judge's expressions after he downs the first!

great work fellas

I needed a twisted system

Crazy how much better he’s gotten since this

Pretty accurate depiction of a Philly court

Please make more this is great

Tears….literal laugh tears. More people need to be seeing this.

You know this man straight up downed those 6 teas forreal! No doubt son!

That's some serious Naughty B shit.

I love that these guys exist.

We need a few Philly courts on gilly and keeves....

What up, bull?

So funny!!! Stuff came out of its mouth, it was like a Beethoven rug

"may i approach the teas?" 😂😂

this is GOLD

So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻‍⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂

Love it!

This was strangely inspiration

This is so funny. i really wish they still made these

Lol, so many good lines but "You just made a big mistake your honor." is my favorite.

The best episode. In my mind its the only episode.

The way Matt looks longingly into Shane's eyes as he feeds the teas...

This never gets old. A classic. I revisit every year and am thankful for these twisted sisters that brought us this ❤❤❤ to your enemies 😂😢

Girl on the right is dummy thick. Love this sketch btw!

So good

Find someone that looks at you the way Matt looks at Shane when he pours that 6th tea in his mouth 💦

I laughed so hard when he said You just made a big mistake your honor.

THIS MADE ME SMILE!!!

little bit of magic hugs in every skit.

May I approach the teas 😂😂😂😂

Holy shit this was amazing front to back

“I need a twisted system” I hope to use this line one day

Lmao I can't imagine the heartburn from the teas, your honor

The pew pew pew sound effects are gold.

No joke, this video got me to start drinking Twisted Teas a year ago.

@kmd5321

Ай бұрын

You needed a twisted system 🤙

This is crazy. I forgot about Philly Court and now realizing it was Shane, Matt, Keevs. Unreal.

Mccusky doing his best X-Pac impression

This is a gadamnmm masterpiece

How does this not 5 million views

Hey!!!!!This is SERIOUS.

These guys need a show

“I needed a twisted system to pull it off” lmao this shit is hilarious

Great judge

He probably really drank all 6 of those teas 😂