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My Turkish wife showed me this, and now I want to call someone “Cucumber Master”. But in English, not Turkish 🤣
@yseisacimen5714
3 жыл бұрын
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@nurettinsarul
3 жыл бұрын
If you say it in Turkish you may get in trouble. 😊
@claudiaovertheclouds9767
3 жыл бұрын
I loved that one too 🤣
@korkunctheterrible4302
3 жыл бұрын
İt's actually cucumber lord. The lord of cucumbers. LOC
@beyza228
3 жыл бұрын
@@korkunctheterrible4302 lord of cucumbers MDKDOWPWŞAŞAŞSLDLDLŞALASL
It is really awesome how many common words we have with Turkish! Greetings from Greece!🇬🇷🇬🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@stevemurphy6765
3 жыл бұрын
Have you bunked your history classes mate?
@freddoespressosketo8213
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevemurphy6765 τι λες μωρέ μαλακα? Τι σημασία έχει? Ουγκανε Ε Ουγκανε με τέτοιο μυαλό δεν πας πουθενά
@someoneelse3736
3 жыл бұрын
@@freddoespressosketo8213 Im not sure where the warrior is from. but I say sorry to everybody instead of him. why people have to be toxic even here :( love to greece from turkey
@freddoespressosketo8213
3 жыл бұрын
@@someoneelse3736 yes exactly. I guess he has problems with his brain. Anyway. Love from Greece to my lovely Turkish friends ❤️
@freakyfurky
3 жыл бұрын
Love from Turkey 💓💓 And also my apologies on behalf of some rude idiots
when he says "göt lalesi" actually he seems serious but at the same time cute and somehow kind. The meaning is totally different than his cute face :D very rude actually hahahah but he is cute xDDD
@DanielJLawson88
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, he's super cute/handsome. Hi from NYC!
@ertanuca5463
3 жыл бұрын
We call that for hemorrhoid! This kid has no idea about turkish slang...
@incirrrrrrr
2 жыл бұрын
nE cbnvnbmagfjxdghqdgdqhgfdwcgzfbqfzrgqzetqreqsghdqrtqxhwxdtufwguxusfgfxgisg
@therevolution91
2 жыл бұрын
I had to listen to these insults my whole youth in Switzerland. (Soccer) 😂 But I always found it hilarious rather than insulting. Like: 😂 👌 👌
Kanadali bi arkadaşım vardı, is yerinde peçeteden kendi imkanlarıyla doğmuş lafını öğrenmiş açıklayana kadar karnım çatladıydi 😂😂
@sevde9832
3 жыл бұрын
ben de ilk defa duydum o ne ya odmgpfllddl
@gorkemkibar
3 жыл бұрын
@@sevde9832 sevde hanim masumsunuz bu masumiyet bozulmasın fazla kurcalamayin 😂😂
@adasarioglu
2 жыл бұрын
ÖEŞCÖSŞCÖDŞFMSÖD YENİ FAVORİM
@Cosmic_Ocean_
2 жыл бұрын
aeplhğapelhtapldhplaeğrohtlğplrg ben de çok güldüm sağol
@Cosmic_Ocean_
2 жыл бұрын
@@sevde9832 Birinin mastürbasyon yaptıktan sonra kullandığı peçeteden doğmuşsun demek, yani "değişik bir yaratıksın" sözünün daha daha kötü hali.
In polish we have exactly same thing like "kus beyinli", "bird brained" - it's "ptasi móżdżku" - it's even more like "bird small brained"
Confusing hiyar and hayir will probably be the most embarrassing mistakes I will make learning this language. Trying to say “no” but then calling someone a cucumber offensively 🤦🏻♀️
@Nobody-yx8og
2 жыл бұрын
As a Turk, I think that would be so funny!! 😂😂😂
@weavileoff0461
2 жыл бұрын
yok
@hadiya2179
2 жыл бұрын
Erkek=Male. Ekmek=Bread. I did see in one of KZreadr was telling " I went to local grocery store to buy bread. Instead of asking ekmek, I mistaken the word with erkek and ask if they have any fresh erkek, grocery manager asked her how many she needs,. She did reply, 2 erkek would be enough for the day. Then everyone start to lough at her. But at the end they did correct her.
@crazymelomanka
Жыл бұрын
@@hadiya2179 😂
@fren8899
Жыл бұрын
you can use salatalık. you don't have to say hıyar there is a nice alternative it means the same thing but we don't use it as insult.
This is hilarious and super helpful! 🤣🤣 Y'all, is it bad I want to call someone a cucumber now?🥒
@tritania2688
3 жыл бұрын
That would be awkward but go on try it lmao
@someoneelse3736
3 жыл бұрын
cucumber = salatalık and also = hıyar . hıyar is the one that has bad meaning 😂
@ashleyjanelle4753
3 жыл бұрын
@@someoneelse3736, very good to know. Thanks! I thought it was just the one word.
@videodeposu8741
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyjanelle4753 it could be a sign of close relations with a friend to lol
@louisfushigiii.8967
3 жыл бұрын
hıyar is like a very semphatic and fun insult. when told between the father and son, it's like an everyday conversation 😂
watching from Philippines! Merhaba!!
@lylia5410
3 жыл бұрын
Merhaba!
@turksom4571
3 жыл бұрын
Kamusta!! Out of topic but I love Philippines food a lot! Greetings from Izmir to Philippines!
@Eutropia0
2 жыл бұрын
Selam dostum
I'll use the animal insults on my brother. He doesn't know turkish😂😂😂. I'll be like 'hey, Ayı gel buraya'
@ArdaUnhail
2 жыл бұрын
what you wrote would cause someone to say "vay ayı vay" to you
@Virusler77766
Жыл бұрын
vay ayı vay
abi her videonu izliyorum bagimli oldum keske yabancı olsaydım cok Guzel öğretiyorsun
@Turkishle
3 жыл бұрын
Çok sağol! Sevindim beğendiğine :)
“Hıyarağası” and “göt lalesi” are masterpieces. :-) So is “ömür törpüsü.” I think in English the closest word for maydonoz is a meddler. A person who butts in. Or very informally a “buttinsky.” But there’s also a Yiddish word for it - a kibitzer. On the east coast of the US most people will know that word. And maybe a little less known is a “yenta”, for a woman who’s always interfering in other people’s lives.
Hayatım boyunca kürtaj gazisi diye bişey duymamıştım 😂
Şener Şen ve Kemal Sunal, impossible not to laugh 😂😂😂
@keremakpinar8109
2 жыл бұрын
and recep ivedik
@Sierra0Maestra
Жыл бұрын
@@keremakpinar8109 iyi değil
@elove6215
Жыл бұрын
@@keremakpinar8109 this bohohohoyt man? No.
In Poland we say "beetroot" - just like you are saying "cucumber". In polish word for "beetroot" is "burak" 🙈 And when someone is stupid we say "baran" wchich means... "ram" (man-sheep) It's difficult having this beautiful turkish names in Poland. 🤣
@Ay-mc8kz
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I am turkish and my brothers name is Burak His polish freind told him that his name means beetroot in polish🤣😂 since then I call him beetroot in turkish🤣😂
@alexx_9955
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ay-mc8kz my friend’s name is „Jarosław” - everyone are calling him Jarek... Imagine me on holidays in Izmir, screaming „Jaaaarek wait” - all that disgusted grandmas and others, who thinks that I was using turkish naughty word for male genitalia. 🙈🙈🙈
@Ay-mc8kz
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexx_9955 omg Ahahahshhahaaaaaaa😂🤣
@oykulopatka240
3 жыл бұрын
my husband is polish and its always fun when we speak about possible kid names for us :D
@Urtica.Urtica
3 жыл бұрын
Polish male name "Bogdan" means in Turkish "shitty" 🙄
Geometric Turkish insult was hilarious😅😅
@PoorTurkoDoomer
Жыл бұрын
We include science in our insults so we can prove we are scientifically right
@NasilyaniOfficial
11 ай бұрын
@@PoorTurkoDoomer you guys just jerked off each other.
Fun fact: In Crimean Tatar language hıyar is still used for cucumber.
3 жыл бұрын
Just a Fact: Crimean Tatars already speak Turkish
@hadilmouna1247
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Hıyar is an arabic word which means cucumber
@sadrick1639
3 жыл бұрын
We don't use it nowadays. Salatalık is common.
@user-tc1ol9if5j
3 жыл бұрын
@ More like a fun wrong info. They do not speak Turkish, they speak Crimean Tatar language which is one of the many Turkic languages (including Turkish itself).
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-tc1ol9if5j Are you Turkish?
As a native Turkish speaker, even I didn't know many of them lol. Great work!!
I'm Turkish but never heard amele sümüğü... busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@ahmetenesgurgen8811
3 жыл бұрын
Nası duymuyon la
@UniversalDust
3 жыл бұрын
@@ahmetenesgurgen8811 Türkiye'de sadece toplam 7 yıl yaşadım... belki ondan
@ahmetenesgurgen8811
3 жыл бұрын
@@UniversalDust muhtemelen
@videodeposu8741
3 жыл бұрын
Ondandır
Çok faydalı bir ders! These are exactly the lessons I like. They teach real Turkish! Besides u have to be aware when someone insults you right? Sağolun hocam!
@Turkishle
3 жыл бұрын
So true! Glad you liked it :)
@mantko3206
3 жыл бұрын
not to be an asshole but i just want to suggest: sağ olun is written like this
@faroraizen
2 жыл бұрын
@@mantko3206 hayır, it's not
@PoorTurkoDoomer
Жыл бұрын
I can show you how to insult someones mother in turkish
@Musicalheart430
6 ай бұрын
@@faroraizenit is look it up
There are several similarities with Italian as well: for example we also use parsley 🌿 saying. Telling somebody that they are like parsley, means that you find them wherever you go. È come il prezzemolo
@sadrick1639
3 жыл бұрын
But Do you use this word for insulting someone ?
Insults are the first thing to start if u wanna learn a new language hahaha
@nemoahmed1443
3 жыл бұрын
that's why I'm here lolz
@oguzasil5452
2 жыл бұрын
No, it's "just you" jk jk 😁😁
Lol in Argentina we say Parsley (Perejil) to refer to someone who is an idiot. Here we use animals to insult people as well. Thank you for making this video, sometimes is good to learn insults, not to use them, but to recognize them if they're being said to you. I remember a foreign girl in first grade who was being taught bad words by classmates and she didn't know what she was saying and why it was so funny for all.
I moved to Istanbul to espace Putin and now learning Turkish with the help of your videos
@PoorTurkoDoomer
Жыл бұрын
By knowing how to call someone a sack of shi-
İnek/cow was originally meant for hardworkers that are rote learners and who have no life besides studying(no hobbies or socialization). Younger people have no idea.
The most helpful video I've ever seen thank you I've been looking for a video like this for so looong
alright, let's watch this video even though I already am Turkish.
Yıllardır beklediğim video! Teşekkür ederim!
Cucumber master😂😂😂 so good
I learned "deveoğludeve" l think it means Son of Camel.I learned it from Halil Halid in Payitaht Abdulhamid.One of the best Turkish drama seriel.
@Turkishle
3 жыл бұрын
Great series! but we don't use devoğludeve anymore :)
@umeyr4534
3 жыл бұрын
if we want to completely translated we say camel of son of camel : D when thinking in english it seems so funny but we use it commonly :D
@ayblablabla
3 жыл бұрын
We use hayvanoğlu hayvan (animal's son animal) or itoğlu it (dog's son dog) more
These are good because we'll know them for series. Thank you! 💕❤️💜 Looking forward to the A1 class.
These are so creative and poetic in my opinion, I love them :)
And I really enjoy saying this expression: "Lanet olsun" jajaja thanks for the new words! ❤️
Thank You 🙏🏻 for the lesson, much appreciated 👍🏻
Thanks for posting all the great videos.
Çok fun, Can! Thank you!
@mrraven9790
2 жыл бұрын
çok eğlenceli yada çok komik diyebilirsin.
Yılaaan Ben: Ferhunde! 🤣
@louisfushigiii.8967
3 жыл бұрын
sssSerdarrr
This guy is so cute. I love love love the way Turkish people talk.
Noone in this world can be as creative in insulting as the People from Adana-Turkey .
@PoorTurkoDoomer
Жыл бұрын
Bro people live in adana can call you a greasy prayer matt Thats the point
Thank you so for this video it certainly put a smile on my face.
@Turkishle
Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
Your Talking Style is so cute 😍 You are the only teacher who teach very Sweatly 🌠
I may never use these, but if I hear it, at least I will know if someone else is being mean toward me or someone else. Thank you, Can!!
Hahaha!!! I was looking for this xD
As a Turk, I learned Turkish with this one.
These are so funny! Thank you for the informative video, I look forward to dropping them into conversation with my turkish boyfriend and see him laugh with surprise hehe 😁😁😄😄
Cucumber, parsley... we actually love those foods but we still use them as insults😂🥒
Ayran mouth is really interesting. In Russian we have same meaning when saying "tried to drink a glass of milk, but made butter"
Cucumber lord, not cucumber master. LOC
My favs are cucumber master and ass tulip🤣🤣
This is lesson is good to know that if you meet someone rude and he/she knows you do not know Turkish , and starts to talk bad about , you understand what they are talking about.
Nice vid. Sending love from lebanon 🇱🇧♥️🇹🇷
@PoorTurkoDoomer
Жыл бұрын
We are brothers We both use lira
Thanks for the video. 👍
Godless and coldhearted . *puts darth vader* 😂😂😂😂
Haha thanks for the video.
Good to know... 👏👏👏
When they are ignored you from group or chat you could use outer latch of the outer door like: "I was just sitting like outer latch of the outer door and definitely nobody cared me!"
Good video. Thank you teşekkürler kardeşim
As a Turk I use Göt Lalesi a lot ahahaha it's so useful
Wonderful, your Chanel is amazing
Türk olarak izlemek çok keyifli xD
Haha you know more English insults than I do and I speak English. I'm so sad. Good job!
The reason we call people "cucumber" is that the salad contains 96% water. So we mean that the person we call a cucumber is useless. I hope i can explain.
@xXz0mb1e_b0yXx
11 ай бұрын
Yoo bence önemli reis
Thanks as always Can! Love your videos. This is helpful, but I very much agree with you that literally the last thing we should try to do is curse/insult. It takes a lot of cultural understanding to do it right. But it's good to know what Turks are yelling at me. : D Also - I had no idea Bear is a bad term! My friends have a very stocky baby boy and dress him in a bear-like outfit and I call him a bear. Oops!!!
Bu deyislerin cidden de tuhaf oldugunu bu videodan sonra farkettim 🤣
Usually we learn bad words not to use but to understand them. In case someone will try to cause harm to us without us getting it.
Selam watching from Kenya 🇰🇪
@mrraven9790
2 жыл бұрын
kenyaya saygılar kardeşim.
i literally love ayran
Очень нравится подача материала!
You teacher I like.thanks
I haven't heard "hıyarağası" for sooo long. I better start using that word 😂
Like it so much ....
Kurtaj gazisini ilk defa duyuyorum ama mükemmel hemen dilime adapte edicem
Kepçük ağızlı, kazulet, çam yarması, dingil, barzo, kıro.... Ohoo bu liste sonsuza kadar gider :)) Ne kadar cok hakaret kelimemiz var yaa 😅😂
I am proud of you for didnt insult mother and sister swears :D btw i learned a lot new swear :D
Teşekürler for the video ❤ please make video about grammar too 😊
We use the same insult in Italian when people come in something that it’s none of their business, we call them “prezzemolino” or in Naples ‘ dialect “putrusin”
Bit yavrusuna "yavşak" denir, arada TDK sözlüğe de bakmakta yarar var.
Auyran seems like lassi because it have the same ingredients ( salt water yogurt) in some cases pakistani do change the ingredients a bit like salt can be substituted with sugar and water can be substituted with milk🇵🇰
@salam_gamerreal
Жыл бұрын
yoghurt already has milk in it
I am a Turk and I didn't even know some of those at some point lol.
Kürtaj gazisini ilk senden duyuyorum kahkaha attım ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey can, where do u live? In england or in turkey
Woww! This is perfect video. I like it. I am from turkish and you told really well. good job!
I laughed my ass off when he says "sack of shit"
Veery niceeee
6:06 öyle bi söyledin ki bana söyledin sandım xisncodkx0skc
Damn😂
8:18 🤣🤣🤣
Yavşak means a baby flea(no idea what it is exactly in english). i can now sleep in peace as an Turkish person, knowing that other people from different Nations know what yavşak is.
cucumber master loooolll
Very funny video! 😄
I know exactly what to say to my classmates at school now.
Kids will be so exited 🤣🤣🤣
Abi köpek deyişiniz çok içten ya xcshcwbs
SALAM ö alekum brother i am from pakistan your Video are very best ben türkiye çok seviyorum
3:00 damn that word has ten dots on it😅
Cok guzel sekilde ders'ler diye dusunuyorum, Saygilarimla, Askar Makhamov, Kazakistan Cumhuriyeti, Almati sehri
Lol. We also have hungry eyes in Mongolian. Its ölön nüdtei.
As a turkish i must say,even i didn't hear some of these..Probably because i'm a child though.It's better i learn them here,not during a fight-Because our insult words are mostly normal words we use in natural life,but they have second meanings.And trust me it would be so embarrassing when someone insults you,but you don't understand it..
İ dont know some of them although im Turkish 😅
maydonoz is the same in greek lol