Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what
women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry
Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or
not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported!
Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer
out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a
weekend... and pulls a Normand!
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Nothing better than a Tuesdays with Stories at 6:30pm on a Monday
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
830 in Nashville
@ltsgoyanks
Жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!! Nice surprise!
@stevenarmstrong5364
Жыл бұрын
@@jonnygranville281 thanks for the info, father time
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenarmstrong5364 👍😀
@trkishh
Жыл бұрын
Yeah just release it on Tuesday mornings what’s so hard about that.
Most underrated podcast on earth
@pauljoseph8338
Жыл бұрын
That sagging wallpaper is the only thing that’s holding them back…and Chuck.
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Nah, TYSO and AYG are better but I absolutely love Mark and Joe. It's like divorced parents trying to figure out who's the most popular, everyone wins as long as you're able to step back and realize that your kids are the shitty ones. I hate trying to rate podcasts anyway so who knows what the hell is going on
@JLanes13
Жыл бұрын
To queef or to quaff that is the question
@SuperTed.
Жыл бұрын
@Joseph Lane eat a quince and let it rip there Jerry.
@tart8228
Жыл бұрын
@@cloudbloom AYG is almost as good but Glassman is anything but underrated
If beef is when you have issues with somebody, “lettuce” is the remedy. As in, “let us” resolve our beef.
Mark: "it gets a little gay" Joe: "I'm in"
@killukrue
Жыл бұрын
they're so good at constantly riffing and saying horrible things casually haha
They're so consistent with the intro! They always say it the exact same!
I watch/listen to all these comedy podcasts and I think I gotta put these guys as number 1. Goats lol
@Unanythang
Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon > your favorite podcaster
@drewcifer_420
Жыл бұрын
@@Unanythang Shane gillis fucked Tim Dillon and made him sleep in his own guest room
@metalface9463
Жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane are just above but a close 1-2 for me
@LiteralApe
Жыл бұрын
mssp 1 and tuesgays is 2, burr and theo are right on their ass though, depends on the week you know.
Mark's immediate spread eagle in opening seconds seems perfect image to partner on thumbnail with Joe's spread eagle
@AgendaInMind
Жыл бұрын
So dumb to think people get sick from weather. No one would get sick in Florida with that logic. Think deeper.
@3Flutter-Bye
Жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind Think you meant this for some other post that might be weather an getting sick
Thank you Tuesdays for making road trips go by fast !
@mwara2444
Жыл бұрын
Join their patreon for more material
First time I watched Tuesdays on a Monday.
Well I guess I’m staying up for another hour. Thanks a lot!
Mongays!!
Was just watching a bunch of old episodes, nice!
I just realized Joe is Larry and Mark is Jerry.
@psilva2462
Жыл бұрын
Nothing gets by you bud
@DesignRhythm
Жыл бұрын
@@psilva2462 Oh u so smart big boy - let me get u a cookie
@psilva2462
Жыл бұрын
@@DesignRhythm Yikes. Weirdo
@DesignRhythm
Жыл бұрын
@@psilva2462 I'll get u a tissue.
My favorite podcast Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories with mark and Joe My second is Bill burrs Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast
@lawrencetarpey373
Жыл бұрын
Mine too. Coming in at number three is Are You Garbage.
My neighbor's a freemason. Has the license plate. Local chapter president. Great guy. Says the not-so-secret code is, like sculpting a stone, improve every day.
@niezohe7392
Жыл бұрын
That's what he says 😂
Good lord you have no idea how badly I need this thank the Lord 🙏
25:20 Had to watch 12 Angry Men for a psych course, ended up loving it.
YES ! why didn't you plug this sooner mark ? i just came from the video you uploaded on your channel. this is such a treat.
Stonecutters was from the Simpsons. Can’t tell if mark missed that or just threw it away
Mondays with Monologues
The best damn pod out there
Algo!!!
😂😂😂 Freemason.
As you discussed Nazis, I realized that Joe could be Himler"s doppelganger 😅.
@user-qe1zb4zv5p
Жыл бұрын
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry
@user-qe1zb4zv5p
Жыл бұрын
Another good Henry Fonda movie is 'Failsafe'. Then watch a spoof of it with Peter Sellers 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Joe List is Heinrich Himmler long lost grandchild and you can't prove me wrong.
I wish I knew, and I pretend to every time!
"put it on a billboard" - had to change my shorts
I feel like I am cheating on my Dad watching on Monday!
@frowningJoker
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, your dad is cheating on you with your sister
@treylyde999
Жыл бұрын
Smell his dick and check for poop
Joe is the Bud Light of the New York comedy scene.
@captainturf3995
Жыл бұрын
That’s insane, no one has ever mentioned Joe List in conversation like Bud Light. Joe List is the guy you and the bros ditch in the woods that somehow shows up at your mom’s house for dinner. Guy just hangs around
@hypernovaorcus
Жыл бұрын
That would be Shane. Joe is the Natty Ice of the NY comedy scene
@SuperTed.
Жыл бұрын
Joe is a genius. Top 10 specials of all time easily.
@19jtown
Жыл бұрын
@@SuperTed. ok Joe’s mom
Normand every sunday and monday night, hey hey
You guys are hilarious. Thank you for all of your effort and time! I appreciate the content.
Good to be here! Great show!
"I'm in Utah" ....... "I'm a block away" !!! ........... was the best line ever !!! ...... lmfao
Glad to see a change from the red shoes.
We're here. We're queer
I'm 73% Irish 27% Greek and born n' raised in Arizona.
Chuck... it's not about time in the spotlight, it's about impact when you're on... you don't have the responsability to talk, it's a good place to be, you can just stand back and only come on with the heavy hitters
On a Mongay? Don't let it happen agayin, ogay?
Im a free gayson
I'm so keeno on beef-a-rino...Rusty!!!
Saying you hooked up means you did the dirty deed
@mjm5081
Жыл бұрын
Exactly.
Great hang!
If Microsoft sponsors the pod, Mark starts saying "Bing it!"
@chuckstaton
Жыл бұрын
“Ask Jeeves!”
@daniellilly7564
Жыл бұрын
Give it a Bing!
Yesssssss!!!!
Why would a sailor need money for a casket ?? they get buried at sea ⛵⛵⛵
You guys have a great show. Thanks ya queefs
Im dying at the free mason part 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if each one was 3 hours like jre
Normand's askew solo camera angle... He's officially a 60s batman villian.
@jujubean1185
Жыл бұрын
***POW***
Dropping a ROSE right outta the gate.
Hey what’s the deal with airplane food am i right?
@mjm5081
Жыл бұрын
Who are these people!
@Kas1645
11 ай бұрын
Comedy
Just watched Fourth of July! Awesome movie! Loved it! Great acting Joe ya queef
Mark is the king of comedy.
We LOVE an early episode
Loved the leg movement at “rejiggered”
@jacobbland360
Жыл бұрын
I'm a dead gay. Too. I wish joe wasn't a hater. 10th Ave freeze out is fire tho.
@jacobbland360
Жыл бұрын
But he kinda makes me want to see pearl jam
@LiteralApe
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbland360 didnt like their first album but vitalogy wasnt half bad! pearl jam is 1-1 though, needs one more good album to win me over
@widespreadGoose
Жыл бұрын
Yeah Joe’s taste usually does not align with mine( fast food over creole food). But Pearl Jam is a good live touring rock band
Gettin gay on a Monday night
Marissa Tomei? I love her! Before the Devil Knows Your Dead?! And now she's just sitting at home, Jerry!
Mark over the top faking interest in anything list has to say is my fav part or this podcast
@LiveForFreedom777
Жыл бұрын
He makes it an art form. I think hes interested in his friend, but he puts on a show
27:00-30:00 is a complete bit. That subway punch... gold!
@thothbaboon
Жыл бұрын
incredible
“What the fuck were we talking about?” “You did NOT fuck a stripper” I laughed way harder than I should’ve
Mark is probably thinking of Skull and Bones, not Freemasons
Great ep!
Chuck edit the computer stuff in so I do it have to google these people and movies 😂
Stone Cutters was the Simpson's version of the Free Masons.
@jameshanold5426
Жыл бұрын
🍭canceled kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2yrvJZwmt27Yto.html
TWT thank you for the stories and laughs. Love u gays 💙
7am on the toilet at work on a Tuesday heyyy!
“Ahh...What’d ya do get a middle seat to China?”
New camera angle is nice wit it 🇺🇸🤙🏼
499 episodes yay !
21:08 Fart knocker, that was beautifully nostalgic
See you in Bozeman tomorrow, Mark
Hey Mark, we have the same birthday 😉!! Too bad that my favorite podcast is Risque Business News!
Nice ep, chuck… damnit
0:56 Sputter Butt Mark
If people don't start liking the videos more, Joe's gonna end up cruising the parks. #CruisingJoeList
A regular star buck over there!
Idk why but I can’t stop laughing at “put me in curb im ready to gay”
Would anyone watch this if we didn’t get to see these dudes from multiple angles? They know what we tune in for. Not the jokes and quick wit. It’s the man meat.
Best thumbnail
Patriot's day recap coming soon!
lol How the hell did Mark have a school bully as a 4 year old?
Mondays with Stories?
I know there’s a list called the “Guardian” for any hot words people send out online. They said that on the documentary for the Boston Marathon.
“Gross? Your wife is gross! SHE is hot” 😂 30:35
I'll see you in spokane my guy he'll yea
not eating is called Los Angeles Adderrralll problem.....
Most rated podcast on earth
If you took away travel stories from Joe, he sells insurance.
Does anyone know if Mark will be performing in NYC (or anywhere else) in late May? I really want to see him live and was planning on visiting from Australia but if I do, I'll miss when he's in my home town on June 3rd, so I don't want to go all the way to the US to see him if he's not going to be performing anywhere.
I'm reading the book War and Pease, I like the descriptions of Freemasonry, don't know if it accurate or not
Joe didn’t know what a Freemason was
13:44 🤣 🤣 🤣
I'm Irish and one thing I don't understand about the Potato Famine is, that Ireland, is an island - did they not know how to fish?
@JohnLester-dv9ib
Жыл бұрын
Rob Schneider circa 2022
@DesignRhythm
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnLester-dv9ib Me circa 2012
Liszt is indeed Hungarian. You'd probably know if you were Hungarian. Never met many that don't know about Thier Hungarian roots at all.
@mjm5081
Жыл бұрын
I never took Joe for a hung arian.
The kings of inserting funny words where they don’t belong. Borderline a new English dialect
I love you Joe but I won’t have a bad word said about prisoners!
Nice movie review cast
Farting is a riot in your forties👍
1:02:31 yeah, you wanna get that meal, don't you?
Didn't know Goodfellas had the most for swear words, I heard the departed has most f-bombs for a movie