Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what
women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry
Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or
not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported!
Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer
out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a
weekend... and pulls a Normand!
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  • @tobybarnes7742
    @tobybarnes7742 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than a Tuesdays with Stories at 6:30pm on a Monday

  • @jonnygranville281

    @jonnygranville281

    Жыл бұрын

    830 in Nashville

  • @ltsgoyanks

    @ltsgoyanks

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed!!!! Nice surprise!

  • @stevenarmstrong5364

    @stevenarmstrong5364

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@jonnygranville281 thanks for the info, father time

  • @jonnygranville281

    @jonnygranville281

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stevenarmstrong5364 👍😀

  • @trkishh

    @trkishh

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah just release it on Tuesday mornings what’s so hard about that.

  • @AVONEUS
    @AVONEUS Жыл бұрын

    Most underrated podcast on earth

  • @pauljoseph8338

    @pauljoseph8338

    Жыл бұрын

    That sagging wallpaper is the only thing that’s holding them back…and Chuck.

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, TYSO and AYG are better but I absolutely love Mark and Joe. It's like divorced parents trying to figure out who's the most popular, everyone wins as long as you're able to step back and realize that your kids are the shitty ones. I hate trying to rate podcasts anyway so who knows what the hell is going on

  • @JLanes13

    @JLanes13

    Жыл бұрын

    To queef or to quaff that is the question

  • @SuperTed.

    @SuperTed.

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Joseph Lane eat a quince and let it rip there Jerry.

  • @tart8228

    @tart8228

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@cloudbloom AYG is almost as good but Glassman is anything but underrated

  • @nicholasallenthehuman
    @nicholasallenthehuman Жыл бұрын

    If beef is when you have issues with somebody, “lettuce” is the remedy. As in, “let us” resolve our beef.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Жыл бұрын

    Mark: "it gets a little gay" Joe: "I'm in"

  • @killukrue

    @killukrue

    Жыл бұрын

    they're so good at constantly riffing and saying horrible things casually haha

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 Жыл бұрын

    They're so consistent with the intro! They always say it the exact same!

  • @ryanmc8169
    @ryanmc8169 Жыл бұрын

    I watch/listen to all these comedy podcasts and I think I gotta put these guys as number 1. Goats lol

  • @Unanythang

    @Unanythang

    Жыл бұрын

    Tim Dillon > your favorite podcaster

  • @drewcifer_420

    @drewcifer_420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Unanythang Shane gillis fucked Tim Dillon and made him sleep in his own guest room

  • @metalface9463

    @metalface9463

    Жыл бұрын

    Matt and Shane are just above but a close 1-2 for me

  • @LiteralApe

    @LiteralApe

    Жыл бұрын

    mssp 1 and tuesgays is 2, burr and theo are right on their ass though, depends on the week you know.

  • @3Flutter-Bye
    @3Flutter-Bye Жыл бұрын

    Mark's immediate spread eagle in opening seconds seems perfect image to partner on thumbnail with Joe's spread eagle

  • @AgendaInMind

    @AgendaInMind

    Жыл бұрын

    So dumb to think people get sick from weather. No one would get sick in Florida with that logic. Think deeper.

  • @3Flutter-Bye

    @3Flutter-Bye

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AgendaInMind Think you meant this for some other post that might be weather an getting sick

  • @chancestance5981
    @chancestance5981 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Tuesdays for making road trips go by fast !

  • @mwara2444

    @mwara2444

    Жыл бұрын

    Join their patreon for more material

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Жыл бұрын

    First time I watched Tuesdays on a Monday.

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Жыл бұрын

    Well I guess I’m staying up for another hour. Thanks a lot!

  • @tyler6722
    @tyler6722 Жыл бұрын

    Mongays!!

  • @steratorefriends6596
    @steratorefriends6596 Жыл бұрын

    Was just watching a bunch of old episodes, nice!

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Жыл бұрын

    I just realized Joe is Larry and Mark is Jerry.

  • @psilva2462

    @psilva2462

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing gets by you bud

  • @DesignRhythm

    @DesignRhythm

    Жыл бұрын

    @@psilva2462 Oh u so smart big boy - let me get u a cookie

  • @psilva2462

    @psilva2462

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DesignRhythm Yikes. Weirdo

  • @DesignRhythm

    @DesignRhythm

    Жыл бұрын

    @@psilva2462 I'll get u a tissue.

  • @Nothin2C_1
    @Nothin2C_1 Жыл бұрын

    My favorite podcast Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories with mark and Joe My second is Bill burrs Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast

  • @lawrencetarpey373

    @lawrencetarpey373

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine too. Coming in at number three is Are You Garbage.

  • @iangcoville
    @iangcoville Жыл бұрын

    My neighbor's a freemason. Has the license plate. Local chapter president. Great guy. Says the not-so-secret code is, like sculpting a stone, improve every day.

  • @niezohe7392

    @niezohe7392

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what he says 😂

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy Жыл бұрын

    Good lord you have no idea how badly I need this thank the Lord 🙏

  • @bigtuna45
    @bigtuna45 Жыл бұрын

    25:20 Had to watch 12 Angry Men for a psych course, ended up loving it.

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian Жыл бұрын

    YES ! why didn't you plug this sooner mark ? i just came from the video you uploaded on your channel. this is such a treat.

  • @morganst.pierre
    @morganst.pierre Жыл бұрын

    Stonecutters was from the Simpsons. Can’t tell if mark missed that or just threw it away

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 Жыл бұрын

    Mondays with Monologues

  • @Charliekelly_
    @Charliekelly_ Жыл бұрын

    The best damn pod out there

  • @lukehicks7923
    @lukehicks7923 Жыл бұрын

    Algo!!!

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Freemason.

  • @user-qe1zb4zv5p
    @user-qe1zb4zv5p Жыл бұрын

    As you discussed Nazis, I realized that Joe could be Himler"s doppelganger 😅.

  • @user-qe1zb4zv5p

    @user-qe1zb4zv5p

    Жыл бұрын

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry

  • @user-qe1zb4zv5p

    @user-qe1zb4zv5p

    Жыл бұрын

    Another good Henry Fonda movie is 'Failsafe'. Then watch a spoof of it with Peter Sellers 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

  • @drunkenninjamaster4738
    @drunkenninjamaster4738 Жыл бұрын

    Joe List is Heinrich Himmler long lost grandchild and you can't prove me wrong.

  • @iamPROTOTYPE
    @iamPROTOTYPE Жыл бұрын

    I wish I knew, and I pretend to every time!

  • @thesnapperlapper2559
    @thesnapperlapper2559 Жыл бұрын

    "put it on a billboard" - had to change my shorts

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Жыл бұрын

    I feel like I am cheating on my Dad watching on Monday!

  • @frowningJoker

    @frowningJoker

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, your dad is cheating on you with your sister

  • @treylyde999

    @treylyde999

    Жыл бұрын

    Smell his dick and check for poop

  • @19jtown
    @19jtown Жыл бұрын

    Joe is the Bud Light of the New York comedy scene.

  • @captainturf3995

    @captainturf3995

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s insane, no one has ever mentioned Joe List in conversation like Bud Light. Joe List is the guy you and the bros ditch in the woods that somehow shows up at your mom’s house for dinner. Guy just hangs around

  • @hypernovaorcus

    @hypernovaorcus

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be Shane. Joe is the Natty Ice of the NY comedy scene

  • @SuperTed.

    @SuperTed.

    Жыл бұрын

    Joe is a genius. Top 10 specials of all time easily.

  • @19jtown

    @19jtown

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuperTed. ok Joe’s mom

  • @robertedwards9861
    @robertedwards9861 Жыл бұрын

    Normand every sunday and monday night, hey hey

  • @smashedandsmothered
    @smashedandsmothered Жыл бұрын

    You guys are hilarious. Thank you for all of your effort and time! I appreciate the content.

  • @cammasterson1074
    @cammasterson1074 Жыл бұрын

    Good to be here! Great show!

  • @elvislives6574
    @elvislives6574 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm in Utah" ....... "I'm a block away" !!! ........... was the best line ever !!! ...... lmfao

  • @edthacker6357
    @edthacker6357 Жыл бұрын

    Glad to see a change from the red shoes.

  • @a_badali
    @a_badali Жыл бұрын

    We're here. We're queer

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life Жыл бұрын

    I'm 73% Irish 27% Greek and born n' raised in Arizona.

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin Жыл бұрын

    Chuck... it's not about time in the spotlight, it's about impact when you're on... you don't have the responsability to talk, it's a good place to be, you can just stand back and only come on with the heavy hitters

  • @jjimenezjj
    @jjimenezjj Жыл бұрын

    On a Mongay? Don't let it happen agayin, ogay?

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 Жыл бұрын

    Im a free gayson

  • @garyhoward9202
    @garyhoward9202 Жыл бұрын

    I'm so keeno on beef-a-rino...Rusty!!!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Жыл бұрын

    Saying you hooked up means you did the dirty deed

  • @mjm5081

    @mjm5081

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @gregred88
    @gregred88 Жыл бұрын

    Great hang!

  • @thelifeaquatica
    @thelifeaquatica Жыл бұрын

    If Microsoft sponsors the pod, Mark starts saying "Bing it!"

  • @chuckstaton

    @chuckstaton

    Жыл бұрын

    “Ask Jeeves!”

  • @daniellilly7564

    @daniellilly7564

    Жыл бұрын

    Give it a Bing!

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 Жыл бұрын

    Yesssssss!!!!

  • @patrickkehrer2375
    @patrickkehrer2375 Жыл бұрын

    Why would a sailor need money for a casket ?? they get buried at sea ⛵⛵⛵

  • @RP4886
    @RP4886 Жыл бұрын

    You guys have a great show. Thanks ya queefs

  • @treeman9706
    @treeman9706 Жыл бұрын

    Im dying at the free mason part 😂😂😂😂

  • @BOSprodz
    @BOSprodz Жыл бұрын

    Imagine if each one was 3 hours like jre

  • @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX
    @MichaelMooneyPopCultureX Жыл бұрын

    Normand's askew solo camera angle... He's officially a 60s batman villian.

  • @jujubean1185

    @jujubean1185

    Жыл бұрын

    ***POW***

  • @jellyroll59
    @jellyroll59 Жыл бұрын

    Dropping a ROSE right outta the gate.

  • @Kas1645
    @Kas1645 Жыл бұрын

    Hey what’s the deal with airplane food am i right?

  • @mjm5081

    @mjm5081

    Жыл бұрын

    Who are these people!

  • @Kas1645

    @Kas1645

    11 ай бұрын

    Comedy

  • @codyduncan5414
    @codyduncan5414 Жыл бұрын

    Just watched Fourth of July! Awesome movie! Loved it! Great acting Joe ya queef

  • @DaPoopIsInDaPudding
    @DaPoopIsInDaPudding Жыл бұрын

    Mark is the king of comedy.

  • @thebigcheeseful
    @thebigcheeseful Жыл бұрын

    We LOVE an early episode

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose Жыл бұрын

    Loved the leg movement at “rejiggered”

  • @jacobbland360

    @jacobbland360

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm a dead gay. Too. I wish joe wasn't a hater. 10th Ave freeze out is fire tho.

  • @jacobbland360

    @jacobbland360

    Жыл бұрын

    But he kinda makes me want to see pearl jam

  • @LiteralApe

    @LiteralApe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jacobbland360 didnt like their first album but vitalogy wasnt half bad! pearl jam is 1-1 though, needs one more good album to win me over

  • @widespreadGoose

    @widespreadGoose

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah Joe’s taste usually does not align with mine( fast food over creole food). But Pearl Jam is a good live touring rock band

  • @spytown77
    @spytown77 Жыл бұрын

    Gettin gay on a Monday night

  • @zackshepherd5179
    @zackshepherd5179 Жыл бұрын

    Marissa Tomei? I love her! Before the Devil Knows Your Dead?! And now she's just sitting at home, Jerry!

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Жыл бұрын

    Mark over the top faking interest in anything list has to say is my fav part or this podcast

  • @LiveForFreedom777

    @LiveForFreedom777

    Жыл бұрын

    He makes it an art form. I think hes interested in his friend, but he puts on a show

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 Жыл бұрын

    27:00-30:00 is a complete bit. That subway punch... gold!

  • @thothbaboon

    @thothbaboon

    Жыл бұрын

    incredible

  • @samuelunnerstall
    @samuelunnerstall Жыл бұрын

    “What the fuck were we talking about?” “You did NOT fuck a stripper” I laughed way harder than I should’ve

  • @chickenfishhybrid44
    @chickenfishhybrid44 Жыл бұрын

    Mark is probably thinking of Skull and Bones, not Freemasons

  • @troymaguire20
    @troymaguire20 Жыл бұрын

    Great ep!

  • @cuddleking12
    @cuddleking12 Жыл бұрын

    Chuck edit the computer stuff in so I do it have to google these people and movies 😂

  • @jameshanold5426
    @jameshanold5426 Жыл бұрын

    Stone Cutters was the Simpson's version of the Free Masons.

  • @jameshanold5426

    @jameshanold5426

    Жыл бұрын

    🍭canceled kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2yrvJZwmt27Yto.html

  • @pamrussell1972
    @pamrussell1972 Жыл бұрын

    TWT thank you for the stories and laughs. Love u gays 💙

  • @RobBarrettgolfs
    @RobBarrettgolfs Жыл бұрын

    7am on the toilet at work on a Tuesday heyyy!

  • @jakehudson695
    @jakehudson695 Жыл бұрын

    “Ahh...What’d ya do get a middle seat to China?”

  • @phillipeike
    @phillipeike Жыл бұрын

    New camera angle is nice wit it 🇺🇸🤙🏼

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 Жыл бұрын

    499 episodes yay !

  • @jujubean1185
    @jujubean1185 Жыл бұрын

    21:08 Fart knocker, that was beautifully nostalgic

  • @crh4878
    @crh4878 Жыл бұрын

    See you in Bozeman tomorrow, Mark

  • @joymurphy8944
    @joymurphy8944 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Mark, we have the same birthday 😉!! Too bad that my favorite podcast is Risque Business News!

  • @tyler4351
    @tyler4351 Жыл бұрын

    Nice ep, chuck… damnit

  • @jujubean1185
    @jujubean1185 Жыл бұрын

    0:56 Sputter Butt Mark

  • @Chillllllbruh
    @Chillllllbruh Жыл бұрын

    If people don't start liking the videos more, Joe's gonna end up cruising the parks. #CruisingJoeList

  • @Sck519
    @Sck519 Жыл бұрын

    A regular star buck over there!

  • @chrissmith3059
    @chrissmith3059 Жыл бұрын

    Idk why but I can’t stop laughing at “put me in curb im ready to gay”

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG Жыл бұрын

    Would anyone watch this if we didn’t get to see these dudes from multiple angles? They know what we tune in for. Not the jokes and quick wit. It’s the man meat.

  • @R.Tafolla
    @R.Tafolla Жыл бұрын

    Best thumbnail

  • @JP-rj1cd
    @JP-rj1cd Жыл бұрын

    Patriot's day recap coming soon!

  • @orangeyewglad
    @orangeyewglad Жыл бұрын

    lol How the hell did Mark have a school bully as a 4 year old?

  • @tc0ates
    @tc0ates Жыл бұрын

    Mondays with Stories?

  • @lizl2432
    @lizl2432 Жыл бұрын

    I know there’s a list called the “Guardian” for any hot words people send out online. They said that on the documentary for the Boston Marathon.

  • @kickedouttaconfession
    @kickedouttaconfession Жыл бұрын

    “Gross? Your wife is gross! SHE is hot” 😂 30:35

  • @Xweapon9099
    @Xweapon9099 Жыл бұрын

    I'll see you in spokane my guy he'll yea

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 Жыл бұрын

    not eating is called Los Angeles Adderrralll problem.....

  • @travvyboiyee7623
    @travvyboiyee7623 Жыл бұрын

    Most rated podcast on earth

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 Жыл бұрын

    If you took away travel stories from Joe, he sells insurance.

  • @_n_d_
    @_n_d_ Жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know if Mark will be performing in NYC (or anywhere else) in late May? I really want to see him live and was planning on visiting from Australia but if I do, I'll miss when he's in my home town on June 3rd, so I don't want to go all the way to the US to see him if he's not going to be performing anywhere.

  • @jeffreytopnick4710
    @jeffreytopnick4710 Жыл бұрын

    I'm reading the book War and Pease, I like the descriptions of Freemasonry, don't know if it accurate or not

  • @gabagool_fool4933
    @gabagool_fool4933 Жыл бұрын

    Joe didn’t know what a Freemason was

  • @meme-vw1vi
    @meme-vw1vi Жыл бұрын

    13:44 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Жыл бұрын

    I'm Irish and one thing I don't understand about the Potato Famine is, that Ireland, is an island - did they not know how to fish?

  • @JohnLester-dv9ib

    @JohnLester-dv9ib

    Жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider circa 2022

  • @DesignRhythm

    @DesignRhythm

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnLester-dv9ib Me circa 2012

  • @wiltisdabest
    @wiltisdabest Жыл бұрын

    Liszt is indeed Hungarian. You'd probably know if you were Hungarian. Never met many that don't know about Thier Hungarian roots at all.

  • @mjm5081

    @mjm5081

    Жыл бұрын

    I never took Joe for a hung arian.

  • @Break_down1
    @Break_down1 Жыл бұрын

    The kings of inserting funny words where they don’t belong. Borderline a new English dialect

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 Жыл бұрын

    I love you Joe but I won’t have a bad word said about prisoners!

  • @pkiely29
    @pkiely29 Жыл бұрын

    Nice movie review cast

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 Жыл бұрын

    Farting is a riot in your forties👍

  • @wigmaster7894
    @wigmaster7894 Жыл бұрын

    1:02:31 yeah, you wanna get that meal, don't you?

  • @mwara2444
    @mwara2444 Жыл бұрын

    Didn't know Goodfellas had the most for swear words, I heard the departed has most f-bombs for a movie

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