All y’all saying don’t @ me IM @ing YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

@24 Frames Of Nick

@justsomeguywholikesdavidbo1085

5 жыл бұрын

it's the worst s*** in the world this movie literally made no critical and claims whatsoever it is absolutely trash

@Mariojinn2

5 жыл бұрын

Cash me outside (The West Orange Pavilion Mall)

@panickedpikachu

5 жыл бұрын

F for you my boi

@Paydenbarlow

5 жыл бұрын

Him running over the dog was the funniest thing in the movie

I took a sworn oath to protect my mall and all inside it.

@Milo-fn1bj

5 жыл бұрын

When's part 3 coming out?

@jacobw5447

5 жыл бұрын

And we salute you for it.

@carsonbeach3115

5 жыл бұрын

Twist the nubs

@pandadeadpool2163

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for you service sir.

@dontknowausername6898

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Blart Mall Cop fake

If you remember anything about today it is this, The Mind, Is the only weapon, That doesn't need a holster.

@HorrorWorldx

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Blart Mall Cop no u

@user-fm9rw4xx2r

4 жыл бұрын

Knives don’t need holsters, they need sheathes.

@patrickmarsh2538

4 жыл бұрын

Knives don't need a holster

@dusk126

4 жыл бұрын

Skull?

@Lunarfly_streams

4 жыл бұрын

God bless

You can't escape me Nick.

@TheTattoodmama

5 жыл бұрын

Paul blart the first avenger

@paulblartmallcop6143

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTattoodmama The only avenger

@TheTattoodmama

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for returning the infinity stones

@Theduck4484

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulblartmallcop6143 🤣

@dontknowausername6898

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Blart Mall Cop my names nick too

Safety Never Takes a Holiday!

@DebitAdams

5 жыл бұрын

When is part 3 coming out

@VengefulEgo

3 жыл бұрын

SNTH!

@modus8256

3 жыл бұрын

Exept if Safety is vacation itself

Paul Blart isn't fat. He's THICC and relatable.

@munch3767

5 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache Damn BOI He THICC

@Matasuh

5 жыл бұрын

He isnt fat. He's big boned

@SheevPalpatine66420

5 жыл бұрын

Eww

@ralseiwithagun9859

5 жыл бұрын

His an thicc fictional character

@beautifulmeeses

5 жыл бұрын

His is CHONK

If you hate this movie, you’re gonna LOVE the totally-needed sequel!

@cilkcocacolaandmilk3423

5 жыл бұрын

The sequel is such a weird movie to discuss

@fRom22456

5 жыл бұрын

oh no...I didn't even know this existed

@captaincbt

5 жыл бұрын

Fernando Romero it’s even better than the original which is a hard feat because the original is as close to perfection as we’re gonna get but true perfection is the sonic 2019 film

@trilobitose

5 жыл бұрын

@@captaincbt we already have perfection: the emoji movie

@wakeupdan9668

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Majerczyk i love that the sequel is just 2 hours of paul blart being bullied

Masterpieces are usually quite difficult to comprehend the complexity

@Hummus1337

3 жыл бұрын

its one of my favourites

For the longest time when I was little I thought that Paul Blart was the name of the actor playing Mall Cop

@quitegauche

3 жыл бұрын

fr I'm with you on that.

Nah Nah Nah Nick, you just don't get the deeply nuanced storytelling and quite frankly comedic genius of this film. You see, it's funny.... B E C A U S E H E F A T

@viridianz

5 жыл бұрын

Sheeno Evil *T H I C C

@ghostnoodle9721

5 жыл бұрын

@@viridianz Dammit im so unoriginal

@Jim-lg8sf

5 жыл бұрын

Sheeno Evil ULTRA THICK

@turtlefan5629

3 жыл бұрын

no he's B I G boned

If Paul Blart was in the MCU, Endgame wouldn’t have happened.

@sneakysnake7695

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah because thanos will kill everyone to make sure Paul Blart can't get to him

@brendanjoyce645

5 жыл бұрын

@@sneakysnake7695 Paul blart is stronger than thanos because he has an n word pass

@oo4758

5 жыл бұрын

If Thor had just went for the head to begin with, Endgame wouldn't have happened.

@unoriginal1562

5 жыл бұрын

*OɯO* If Star Lord wouldn’t have ruined the first plan Thor wouldn’t have needed to go for the head

@tyleredwards1689

5 жыл бұрын

What if Doctor Strange just cut thanos’ arm with the gauntlet off. Then again, Doctor strange looked through a bunch of time stuff because it’s just a way to say “Shut up, Remember Doctor strange and the other timelines?”

Understanding Paul Blart is vital to understanding the universe.

Paul -kills small animals -is a stalker -anger outbursts -alcohol issues Making of a serial killer?

@mega_bird700

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's part of the joke in the first movie.

@paulblart7650

4 жыл бұрын

Just because I looked at an attractive woman on tape and zoomed in doesn't mean I'm a stalker.

@itsverydankytfortniteapexl5588

4 жыл бұрын

-narcissistic -pathological liar

@moth4987

4 жыл бұрын

But he has diabetis so all is forgiven

@wigglyofficial467

4 жыл бұрын

HE DOESNT DRINK he has low blood sugar and needn’t the sugar inside of the drink that one time 🥺

Paul Blart 2 syncs perfectly up to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon

@spellxthief

5 жыл бұрын

this blew my mind last year and everyone should experience this

@GeneralNuisance00

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyjones143 blart side of the mall

@Kilioh15

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that proven to be an edited joke?

@freyaguppy

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone go listen to the podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”

@sadcena7204

5 жыл бұрын

I mentioned this in class last Friday and the class proceeded to call me a freak. I just told them about it and they called me that! Why?

This movie feels like something from an alternate universe/timeline. Or one of those fake trailers in tropic thunder

@solsasson2760

5 жыл бұрын

Baha

@solsasson2760

5 жыл бұрын

California

@jackmazeika5594

5 жыл бұрын

Spanish Ricky Savage what?

@Gerald-of-Riviera

5 жыл бұрын

Spanish Ricky Savage what?

@urielgonzalez900

5 жыл бұрын

Spanish Ricky Savage What?

Only intelligent people will understand such art forms as Paul Blart Mall Cop

Bruh I swear I feel like the only person who enjoyed this movie 😂

@Mateo-js2tr

4 жыл бұрын

w

@liamleak1272

4 жыл бұрын

Have you read these comments? The people love him

@paulblart7650

4 жыл бұрын

I loved this documentary!

@Itsprincesweets

4 жыл бұрын

Uso de aru

@mylawren

4 жыл бұрын

Same

24: please dont make me make this video Paul blart: I am inevitable

Don't you DARE come for Paul Blart

Paul blart is the sexiest man alive. Everyone’s arguments are invalid

@kimmulholland7245

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me shrek??????

@Pissicist2394

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimmulholland7245 a challenger, but not quite as T H I C C

@kimmulholland7245

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pissicist2394 oh true so sorry

@CatAttack6471

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimmulholland7245 shrek is the sexiest fictional man alive while Paul is the sexiest living person alive

"Who's thought of Paul Blart in the last 10 years?..." *Turns toward Till Death Do Us Blart*

You see you can’t, understand a masterpiece.

Paul Blart mall cop > the entire MCU

@jordanintheflesh2589

5 жыл бұрын

Could take every avenger at the same time and still win

@thespookykrustykrab3990

5 жыл бұрын

he defeated thanos

@delaneye.798

5 жыл бұрын

and every avenger would agree

@laflamejm271

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Blart End Game

@_mari_1555

5 жыл бұрын

He's that powerful

How, _dare_ _you!_ Paul Blart is one of my favorites! Nah I see how you can hate it, but I see it for ironic enjoyment, like Shark Tale

@Squify69

4 жыл бұрын

I always liked both . I still have a bookleg dvd of sharktale that my mum got me

@JakTheLad

3 жыл бұрын

Shark tales wank

*"She doesn't like guys who die."*

Don’t disrespect our lord and savior Paul Blart

@crittersarereal851

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler Bliss all hail Paul Blart

@drakesmith5163

3 жыл бұрын

I would musiker an orphanage in the name of the holy one

That intro was absolutely beautiful in the most terrible of ways.

@theramblinmahoney2316

5 жыл бұрын

Ben122500 It’s the Us theme.

@christianeuell1182

5 жыл бұрын

Ben122500 the song is “I got 5 on it”.

I’m gonna be honest. I genuinely love this movie and I don’t understand why people hate this movie

@irieite9666

3 жыл бұрын

I could only watch for 35 minutes. Every "Joke" was the same. If i was to write the plot of this movie id say. "Paul Blart is a mall cop and he is fat" Because every joke i seen was just fat jokes over and over.

@Plasmabolt64

3 жыл бұрын

Because all the humor in this movie is just”it’s funny because he’s fat”

@coltonhodge4906

3 жыл бұрын

@@irieite9666 the move is gud shut up

24 Frames of nick: Paul Blart: I am inevitable

"that girl from austin and ally" nick that's THE raini rodrigeuz

@clairvoyonce

5 жыл бұрын

The skinny legend 😧

@Saibishii

5 жыл бұрын

No. She's that girl from Austin and Ally

@dabalo3995

5 жыл бұрын

@@Saibishii No she's THE girl from Austin and Ally.

@vi4269

5 жыл бұрын

I just realized she is rico's sister ( Rico is the boy from modern family)(manny)

@Sejikan

5 жыл бұрын

No she's that chick from Beverly hills chihuahua 3

Paul Blart: "I am inevitable." Nick:"I am Nick!" *snaps fingers*

@TylerBluTheConqueror777

5 жыл бұрын

Becomes Otis

@kozel3513

5 жыл бұрын

YOUR PFP IS SO POWERFUL

@mayday-tz4dv

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly Nick survived.

@robotmaster4515

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Blart: claps twice

4:33 Tecnically the puppy commited suicide.

@michaellconticchio7509

3 жыл бұрын

Especially horse 🐎 committed psycho

If Nick had the infinity stones im pretty sure he will snap this movie out of existence

@AFBBFA123

5 жыл бұрын

Paul blart: i don't feel so good

paul blart was filmed at a mall close-ish to me so you could say i’m blessed 🙏on jah 😌😌😌😌

@primrosett

5 жыл бұрын

You're living close to a historical landmark.... bless

@Mistymountain22

5 жыл бұрын

same! Burlington Mall lets goooo

@Soopsies

5 жыл бұрын

We love Burlington

You do realize this means you have to do Paul Blart 2 right ...Till Death do us Blart

@L4mp6

5 жыл бұрын

XDD OML im sorry..... i have a spot for bad puns...

@ThatAvolitionGamer

5 жыл бұрын

@@L4mp6 Not a pun but a podcast dedicated to the best movie in existence Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

“This is just iFunny Meme: the Movie.” DAMN. I mean...there’s scathing, and then there’s THAT. That’s just totally acrid, dude.

Excuse you nick that’s my husband 😤😡 so you can catch these hands 🅱️👊

an hour and 20 minutes of *segway humor*

0:22 Paul Blart: "Dread it... Run from it.... I am inevitable all the same." 4:28 Paul Blart: [sees dog] "Oh.... you're approaching me?"

Aww. I actually really loved this movie. And watched it religiously every night before i went to sleep like prescription medication.

so we're just not gonna talk about till death do us blart.. ok

i had paul blart for my psp. it wasn't a game. it was just the movie but you can watch it on the psp

@Peng_Pong

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

@claudiolopez9794

5 жыл бұрын

The Damned Damsel wtf

@bigdrippy4104

5 жыл бұрын

UMD movie baby

@lotsofteabutnonetodrink5843

5 жыл бұрын

wait, had?

@kilovwdude6457

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

I just love that you cover such nostalgic things from the past that people have forgotten about. Genuinely makes my day

@Merdicano

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

I know it sucks, my family knows it sucks, yet this was one of the movies we genuinely enjoy because we watched several times when I was younger so it has a special place in my heart.

only line i remembered from this movie was "PEANUT BLUARTER AND JELLY WHA WHA WHAT S UP MAN!" that indian guy had no reason to exist and you leaving him out of the video changed nothing

Are we just going to forget *_Shark Tales_* *_Robots_* *_HOP_* *_Ant Bully_* People think I’m hating This is towards Nick so he can do a video

@shiverz1265

5 жыл бұрын

robots is timeless

@thatoneguy1496

5 жыл бұрын

Bro bro hop shark tale and of course god damm ant bully cinematic masterpiece are all of course masterpieces

@pengineman2229

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve wanted him to do a you remember robots

@reallyrellish

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no, so you just gonna talk trash about my entire childhood, so we got beef now huh. Well I'll have you know I'm vegetarian so I can't have beef, I'm also a pacifist so you get off easy this time.

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

Shark Tale, Robots, Ant Bully are classics except HOP.

I exhaled through my nose, the video must be hilarious

The first one is OK The sequel is bad

@bradleybycroft5445

3 жыл бұрын

the first one is a masterpeice and the second one is just simply not good

@kldn-xtlxmr7675

3 жыл бұрын

No, 2nd one is very good

Well at least there won't be a Paul Blart Mall Cop 3... right?

Nick: comedy was born in 2009 Monty Python: *am I a joke to you?*

@luciuspaullus1948

5 жыл бұрын

Dr.Strangelove

@kozel3513

5 жыл бұрын

hot fuzz and shaun of the dead lol

@madduxhemrich810

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@emilygamble8375

5 жыл бұрын

Like what about robin williams?

no one: nobody: literally no one: nick: this movie is a sci-fi horror

Glad to see you're still reviewing sci-fi horrors!

I actually liked this moovie

24Frames: Ik you made Grown-Ups, and Zookeeper, and...uh...That assassin movie on Netflix, Here Comes The Boom: *am I a joke to you??*

@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312

5 жыл бұрын

Jaxon Parris no, jokes are funny

@rlynn5534

5 жыл бұрын

I love here comes the boom! Sadly underrated.

@LILCHEESE99

5 жыл бұрын

Here comes the boom is actually good. Unironically decent feel good movie

@JacobHillSBD

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you rank Here Comes The Boom among such *FILTH*

@jamaadknight7729

5 жыл бұрын

Here come the Boom is GOLD

First of all, Mean Girls came out before 2009 and that movie is comedy gold. Second of all, I would love to see your take on Mean Girls.

@kaydwessie296

5 жыл бұрын

Jess Steel If he trashed it he can’t sit with us

they showed this movie in math class once, we eneded up doing math work to make the time pass faster

Quarantine’s really got me watching this while I clean my room

You have to be quite a intellectual to understand the philosophical conundrums Paul Blart mall cop teaches you.

@serentique

5 жыл бұрын

Do true intellectuals use incorrect grammar too? An*

@emineico6258

5 жыл бұрын

No because they use their cock to type not their fingers.

@imtoolazytocomeupwithaclev2323

5 жыл бұрын

Emineico recovery 100

@YoSoyKahn

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing recovery

How could one comprehend what they're seeing while looking in the face of God?

I am legitimately laughing at these clips without sound. The dog scene had me laughing out loud. Slamming into the car, OMG rolling.

That intro. So gooood

The general consensus is that Paul blart mall cop is good

@jamaadknight7729

5 жыл бұрын

Are you being sarcastic? Because I unironically love this movie.

@alexibarra4254

5 жыл бұрын

Jamaad Knight dude same

@jayit6851

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamaadknight7729 same

@Haildawn

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamaadknight7729 same!!!

@Templarfreak

5 жыл бұрын

uuuh, what? no it is not

I genuinely feel like this is the most over hated movie ever. It's really not that bad

@crawstalkinggg

5 жыл бұрын

"Not that bad"

@danieltankwwe4842

5 жыл бұрын

I actually like it 😅

@j.r.2674

5 жыл бұрын

Eek 06 Not that bad means that it was decent than everyone is saying. You’re welcome for the definition.

@thecrazyotter4873

5 жыл бұрын

@@danieltankwwe4842 when i was younger i loved the movie to lol

@user-ht4zf9yg4c

5 жыл бұрын

Me 3

thAT GIRL FROM AUSTIN AND ALLY???? THAT GIRL???? how dare u disrespect the skinniest legend to ever be birthed

@michaellconticchio7509

3 жыл бұрын

Amy is played by Roberta Pardo in Rebelde? How dare you.

@jiyahaajhay

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

Everytime I go to Burlington mall just outside of Boston I think of this movie.

“And you’re a pen salesman?” “Yeah and I just bought a Camry, so you can eat me.” The bar scene was comedy gold.

Nick, how do you feel about the synchronicity of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and Pink Floyds Dark Side of the Moon

@guykoplowich4068

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a thing?! Holy shit.

@googleuser1669

5 жыл бұрын

@@guykoplowich4068 Look up 'Till Death Do Us Blart'

@sillybilly4710

5 жыл бұрын

THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS

@JakeCuster

5 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for, Blart Side of the Mall is a masterpiece

@android19willpwn

5 жыл бұрын

It's hard to appreciate when I'm still so annoyed at them cutting the essential Shadowman sub-plot

This is die hard if it was good.

Just starting watching your videos and I absolutely love them ❤️

This is my guilty pleasure movie. He is so sincere and genuine as a protagonist

You have to be a level 💯 PhiLosoPher TO UnDerStaNd PAuL bArt maLl CoP 👮

The dog part got me in TEARS 🤣

9:06 Did this man really say that Dasani, the brand of water, is “dry”

I liked Paul Blart. Don't @ me.

@eddyv2838

5 жыл бұрын

James Stark: Ben Edition same

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

James Stark: Ben Edition I agree

@bugginbean4008

5 жыл бұрын

@me

@br3akstuff

5 жыл бұрын

I question your taste

@pigeonfowl474

5 жыл бұрын

Fake and gay

"consensus of the entire world is that this is garbage" HUH?? I thought the consensus was that this movie is loved by everyone. When were ya'll gonna tell me this???

I’ve definitely seen this movie more than once and it was like watching it for the first time in this video. I didn’t remember a single thing from the movie

paul blart is an American hero

jokes on you dasani is the best water and mall cop is cinematic gold

@24FramesOfNick

5 жыл бұрын

Sin

@mythicize2351

5 жыл бұрын

I disagree with the Dasani part but FUCK YEAH PAUL BLART

Great job using the correct kind of nail on the coffin. That’s the kind of attention to detail I like to see. Thank you

I’ll like the video for your hard work buuuuut PAUL BLART IS A BUST DOWN GOOD FILM🔥🖤

You shouldn't try and understand it, you live it. Paul Blart lives in all of us and can't be dissected into meaning.

“And the girl from Austin and alley” EXCUSE HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR QUEEN RAINI RODRIGUEZ

So. . .you like Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, but not Paul Blart: Mall Cop. . .? *Okay*

@ghost8974

4 жыл бұрын

Sugar Shadez it’s a fun movie

@charlieharrington9555

4 жыл бұрын

Sugar Shadez CEACOM has effort put into it kid, this doesn’t.

This is still literally one of my favorite movies. It’s a cult classic man! Lol It’s corny, but funny! 👌🏽😂

Paul blart is not a mortal he is a god. A mere mortal like you and me would just not get it. He is on another level of comedy that no one would ever be able to get it. He was able to save a mall on black Friday only a god would be able to do that he is nothing to laugh about. And it's all because he's fat. You fool. Edit: thanks for the likes this is the comment I've gotten the most likes on probably because I wrote a paragraph on Paul blart :)

@totallynotjeff7748

5 жыл бұрын

@@ogreboi2954 hail Blart!

@Jimmyboygohome

5 жыл бұрын

It’s all because he’s fat you fool. Yes. We need fat acceptance Paul blart

@dave1805

5 жыл бұрын

*agrees*

@BMoney8600

5 жыл бұрын

Long live Paul Blart

I think I just realised something. Paul Blart is die hard in a mall.

@emblemblade9245

5 жыл бұрын

Barney TheDinosaur Yes. Yes it is. There is no disputing this. And I’m embarrassed to not have realized this.

@imbuffysummers

5 жыл бұрын

**Slow claps for 3 and a half hours straight**

One of my favorite things about growing up is learning to appreciate the cinematography of films and understand what a good plot really is. I was so naive and though everything was a masterpiece as a child.

When I was a kid, I watch this in the cinemas and all remember from experience was my mum getting mad at me for buying expensive juice

The Original Paul Blart: Mall Cop is nothing short of a cinematic marvel. It's heart warming, with non-stop action. Not to mention it has Kevin "King of Queens" James as the motherfucking protagonist. It's the Die Hard for modern generations.

@Mariojinn2

5 жыл бұрын

The Second one is dogshit, however. Except for the Piano-Swan scene.

PAUL BLART IS LIFE AND IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THAT, YOU MUST BE SACRIFICED TO THE ALL MIGHTY KEVIN JAMES

I legitimately love this movie. I did and still do find it extremely funny and engaging. To each their own.

This video made me Exhale more than the movie did

Paul Blart was my life a couple years ago. Don't @ me bro

@24FramesOfNick

5 жыл бұрын

@ing so hard

@juhmez

5 жыл бұрын

Edited my comment because a capitalization error, his heart goes away. Rip

I thought this movie was funny... I honestly liked it

@imtoolazytocomeupwithaclev2323

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it certainly wasn’t the best movie ever, but it was funny enough. Better than some of the new smurfs movies though.

@gimmickymoos

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny too. Didn't even know it was hated until now.

@ChucksSEADnDEAD

5 жыл бұрын

I think Observe and Report is just a better mall cop movie than Paul Blart.

@yoshr02

5 жыл бұрын

bro i use to love this movie as a kid

@hulkfan97

5 жыл бұрын

I love this movie too. The sequel however is an unfunny abomination

My dad's van had a built in movie player but the only movies I can remember having were the 2000s classics, Grown Ups, Big Daddy, and Paul Blair. Every other weekend when I went to my dads house and then the entire weekend running errands, it was filled with the 2000s movies.

I actually, unironically like it. It’s funny and no one can change my mind.

Nick I thought I loved you. But then u talked shot about my boy Paullius blartius

Watch what you say nick. Ill let this one slide but i better not find you smack talking paul again.

@self4797

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

I have a copy of Paul Blart mall Cop that was purchased from a closing Blockbuster, it might be a cursed artifact

This movie is the pinnacle of filmography, it takes years of training to appreciate it's complexities