What up GOATs

@thegoldenkingdom1

3 жыл бұрын

@@NixieMidnighter hope u enjoy this one

@thewatcher9546

2 жыл бұрын

Uh....I'm a sheep 🐏😞

@isaiah5star

2 жыл бұрын

Want to be friends

@merkzdude5466

2 жыл бұрын

imagine uzi vs zilla in a boxing match that'd be spicy

@huntzog6441

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewatcher9546 oh

“I thought it was Christmas I didn’t know” lol

@supaslomo7988

2 жыл бұрын

He aounds like lil uzi😂😂

@louispatterson3407

2 жыл бұрын

Supa Slomo I thought it was him

@MaybeRune

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@LuhPab

2 жыл бұрын

@@supaslomo7988 its not?

@daltonperkins7142

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest part of the vid for sure

My man said “I love my mommy”

@kevindiaz6055

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kevindiaz6055

2 жыл бұрын

Too high fa dat one

@Waveyok

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking weak 💀 🤣

@Imnotlucki100

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭SHI GOT ME DEADD ASFFFF

@austinrork

2 жыл бұрын

Hey bruh....I love my mommy too, the fuck about it? Lmao

“You dont have dreams you have movies”😂😂😂😂😂

@227mobproductions2

2 жыл бұрын

What movie is that

@auryan4214

2 жыл бұрын

@@227mobproductions2 all about the Benjamin's

@Wookash11111

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"3 times" He's heard it all

@averytheraisin8357

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@cannon7847

2 жыл бұрын

Those parents should be ashamed

@daguido742

2 жыл бұрын

he heard the whip too i bet

@priyamanobal

2 жыл бұрын

@@cannon7847 ashamed for what it’s natural it’s not like they did it in his room right next to him

@cannon7847

2 жыл бұрын

@@priyamanobal They clearly did seeing how he heard it like that. They shouldn't be loud enough to be heard from another room.

Uzi looks feminine even when he’s throwing punches lol

@KaranShah731

2 жыл бұрын

hope he doesn't come out in a few!

@bigsosa1557

2 жыл бұрын

yo chill chilllll thas my boi

@t-revolution330

2 жыл бұрын

UMM... IF YOU SAY THAT... HE GONE GIRL PUNCH YO FACE AND BREAK SOME BONES... BRUH

@p-townshankzilla2654

2 жыл бұрын

@@t-revolution330 how? Anyone who's ever been in a fight in they life, not getting clipped by that shit 😂🤣😂

@t-revolution330

2 жыл бұрын

@@p-townshankzilla2654 I MEAN THERE IS A PART WHERE HE DID NOT DEFEND... BUT IDK. ILLUMINATED PEOPLE LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER... I MEAN... BRUH

2:15 the way they said “SoMeoNE ThRew A wAteR bOtTle aT mE” had me on the floor 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@InsomniacStephens141

2 жыл бұрын

Sounded like "wata boddu" to me 🤣

@bmoe2013

2 жыл бұрын

Love how she says ow😂😂😂

@2kgrindtime

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all demons

@itsyahir789

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@scootaongo5464

2 жыл бұрын

wawa bowa at me

“You’ve been scared of olives your whole life huh?… BRING OUT THE OLIVES!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

@RdanglRd

2 жыл бұрын

Maury was wrong 4 dat😂😂😂

@rainamcdermott7728

2 жыл бұрын

Maury was dead fucked for that one 💀

@ShermanBMason

2 жыл бұрын

Maury so dirty 😂

@BoyWhoCriedDILF

Жыл бұрын

"Sally, I don't have anything"

@BritishFrenchman

Жыл бұрын

It has to be fake right? No one could be SO scared of Olives lol, you could find them disgusting but that was just too much xD

0:46: Manz just gave himself life in prison 😂😂

@vc5917

Жыл бұрын

I know that guy and he actually got life in prison

3:13 LORD KNOWS HOW MUCH I REPLAYED THIS AND LAUGHED MAD HARD

@francisenterina4097

2 жыл бұрын

Bro i can relate

@alwayswatchingfromabove

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@happytrails5342

2 жыл бұрын

"They not gonna roll with me no"

@breathing_is_overrated5205

2 жыл бұрын

Jit got caught in 4K 💀

@louispatterson3407

2 жыл бұрын

Francis Enterina Fr love my mommy

when he was running inside and the hot pocket theme came on. had me dead lmao

@KemoHimself

2 жыл бұрын

That's the part that got me. Lmao

@Namedeeznuts

2 жыл бұрын

But why the fuck they shut the door…. Was already in the house

@alwayswatchingfromabove

2 жыл бұрын

ON ME LMAOOOO

@ariahcerna7261

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooooo i was looking for who was finna say it

@deltakirisoru6633

2 жыл бұрын

ON GAWD

7:42 brilliant prank 🤣🤣🤣

@smokeydabndt

2 жыл бұрын

Poor man was still half sleep

@samirpate1585

2 жыл бұрын

Bro thought it was over wit😂

7:13 damn… he’s traumatized 🤣💀

@randy6243

2 жыл бұрын

3 times

@duby1039

2 жыл бұрын

I feel his pain😔

@djgaines8304

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been through the same thing bro it really scars u

@randy6243

2 жыл бұрын

@@djgaines8304 how cute, why don't you cry about it for me. (Yeah it's that pathetic, try having some things actually go horribly for you then complain ya lil 🐕)

@savvy_592

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I literally feel bad for him cuz that’s the parents fault

“Bring out the olives😈”

@sucrameirtlum5990

2 жыл бұрын

that shit is hilarious like what happened with the olives in her childhood

@christiannavarro5822

2 жыл бұрын

@@sucrameirtlum5990 she saw a dead body and the eyes of the body looked like olives.

@gminkz1579

2 жыл бұрын

@@sucrameirtlum5990 she saw a two dead bodies around the age 7 their eyes looked like olives... What was funny?

@sucrameirtlum5990

2 жыл бұрын

@@christiannavarro5822 it was just funny lol

@immabroly3560

2 жыл бұрын

BRUH I WAS CRYING LMMAAAOOO

"It's a big ole dog" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

@infoandreasonings

2 жыл бұрын

*hot pockets*

@torrotorch7068

2 жыл бұрын

You gotta be 5 to think that was funny.

I had a lawyer once tell me “Even a fish wouldn’t get caught if it could keep its mouth shut”

Lol that water bottle shit was hilarious. Really nostalgic

@noncarrot1578

2 жыл бұрын

I replayed that shit so many times

@2kgrindtime

2 жыл бұрын

You a demon

8:43 “They vapin in the bathroom” that shit had me dead

@lblincoe2094

2 жыл бұрын

I might've appreciated it more if he'd had any idea what a syllabus is, that threw me too far lol

''what happened teach'' ''they vapin in the bathroom'' '' aww..hell....'' lmao these be facts school be a pain

@umbrellaman8987

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t even take a piss without this shit happening

4:42 had my cracking up. That was pure gold

@bradluthe7026

2 жыл бұрын

What song is that?

@camf2895

Жыл бұрын

It’s even better cuz he actually did that to Oprah. He just sang over her dumb ass asking question after question 😅😂

@techwood16

Жыл бұрын

Hell yea 😂

@crystalspruill2931

8 ай бұрын

Who is the kid????!!!! I wanna find more videos

"I thought it was Christmas, I didn't know" lmao that is so funny

4:51 Y lil man sound like he got a cold lol

@alfaaron1623

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@quayshawnaustin9335

2 жыл бұрын

I swear I was gonna say the samething?😂

@hamzaally2433

2 жыл бұрын

Who is that kid? Man had me dying

@prettykitty5416

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called a New York accent. They all sound like that!😂😂😂

05:46 I still crack up like an idiot 😂

@geekn5707

2 жыл бұрын

What movie is that?

@geekn5707

2 жыл бұрын

^

@khalifarmstrong2848

Жыл бұрын

@@geekn5707 all about the Benjamin's

Idk why but 3:57 has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 That poor dog was like *WHAT THE FCK U SAY?!!!*

@vaudvillevillain_

2 жыл бұрын

“WHAT CHU SAY?”

@deniseleblanc9245

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaudvillevillain_ 😂

@donnieji4825

2 жыл бұрын

This one 😆

@britneyy3762

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

That kid seemed so disappointed and devastated to know his parents did it all though I will admit it's kinda gross to here that it physically hurts.

@iamgrateful_like_dat

8 ай бұрын

Stop it 😂😂.... I heard it at 24 and I still can't get over it

That kid at 5:00 will be the greatest sanitation technician we've ever seen one day...

@ericwong3868

Жыл бұрын

Who is he? Ngl kinda funny

6:48 got me dead 💀

@argarman09

10 ай бұрын

Lol poor kid

@iamgrateful_like_dat

8 ай бұрын

I first heard this when I turned 24 bro it's disturbing 😔😔

@odongo.a

8 ай бұрын

3 times

Yo Micheal Jackson had me deead, ignoring shawty making her more mad by singing lmaoo

3:50 that "hot pockets" 😂

@Jaxwalkk

2 жыл бұрын

😭

@QA-EDITS

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂

@cxrnfxw

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the really one that heard ts😂

5:55 got me dying of laughing 😂

@emanddis1670

2 жыл бұрын

What movie is this

@reeknasty

2 жыл бұрын

@@emanddis1670 all about the Benjamins

@Quocalimar

2 жыл бұрын

The torture scene make me roll XD

@SmokeinEm

Жыл бұрын

ONG cuh funny ash

The dogs reaction 🤣🤣🤣

@jianandreborcelo544

2 жыл бұрын

😃😃😐

@nazukiuchiha2331

2 жыл бұрын

@@jianandreborcelo544 umm what's with the blank face lol

@jianandreborcelo544

2 жыл бұрын

@@nazukiuchiha2331 I mean that would be the same reaction for me if my owner said I had to get my pp cut off

@nazukiuchiha2331

2 жыл бұрын

Omg no way my would be this 😁🙃😍😘

"You ain't got a fourhead...you got a FIVEHEAD. "😂😂😂😂

4:52 funniest shit I’ve seen all day 🤣

@maguzzii3608

2 жыл бұрын

Who is that?

@finessedcurry456

2 жыл бұрын

@@maguzzii3608 lil agz, he goes to my highschool. Hes in nj, from ny and fucks with ygzz.

@MikeGathu

2 жыл бұрын

perfect pershonality😂😂

@terraversalvoid5391

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikeGathu but a fat ass too, reshpectfully 😂

3:11 why she gotta play him like dat let him simp in peace lol

@grandmasterdong8820

2 жыл бұрын

Hell no expose all simps

@kineticsaiyajin

2 жыл бұрын

@@grandmasterdong8820 I feel like a lot of people who say expose simps are simps themselves that got their heart crushed. If you have feelings for someone, it's not wrong to act like this. Jesus it's even simping for liking someone

“its a dog” 💀💀💀💀💀 i swear that’s me everyday taking out the trash!!💀💀

“I love my mommy”😂😭

I usually don't laugh at these but that pit in the backseat had me rolling

Man said: I love my mommy🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JcDaGoat

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@lisaandbeans9645

2 жыл бұрын

And put that on the internet ANYWAY!!!

The olive lady got me weak!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gminkz1579

2 жыл бұрын

Do u even kno what happened?

@bellaelleira

2 жыл бұрын

The real story is pretty sad. She saw her decomposed parents bodies and she said their eyes looked like olives. So now when she sees olives, she sees her dead parents’ eyes…pretty traumatic.

@ak-jxrdy-7

2 жыл бұрын

@@bellaelleira Completely evil of them to do that to her.

@ivannieves154

Жыл бұрын

Dude the guy laughing from the audience was funny 💀😂🤣

3:12 ain't no way boi I ain't rolling with you no more 😂😂

That teacher for real af 😂 And nobody snitched Gotta keep them friends 😂

2:15 that dodge was smooth asl I miss school

@JcDaGoat

2 жыл бұрын

We going back soon 😂

@jerrealperez6686

2 жыл бұрын

“Someone threw waterbaold at me”😂😂😂😂😂

@juan6047

2 жыл бұрын

that wasn't no dodge

@be4181

2 жыл бұрын

The way she said water bottle

@katt4600

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerrealperez6686 this gives me flash backs when I was in class and someone threw a water bottle from across the room and it hit me on my head 😂😂

" bring out the olives 😈" "Exorcism noises intensify "

3:13, even though I know it’s staged, It always kills me. 😭😭😭

@sabremix3345

Жыл бұрын

Man teleported

"you've been scared of olives?" "BRING OUT THE OLIVES"

I feel bad for laughing when the guy started crying, I'm sure it's very serious but the caption killed me before my morals could stop me

@podcast2116

2 жыл бұрын

"We don't have the capcity"

@willmatthew4673

2 жыл бұрын

Wat guy?

@podcast2116

2 жыл бұрын

@@willmatthew4673 the guy crying: we dont have the capacity

@unbannable7551

Жыл бұрын

There’s only one kid who cried and he didn’t say that.. he was crying because he caught his parents in bed?

Aggressively sais BRING OUT THE OLIVES

I thought it was Christmas I didn't know * cuts to him sitting in the back seat* 😂

6:45 OH MY GOD this is relatable beyond a spiritual level

Homie rap sheet taller than him. Damn aggravated everything...

@techster1852

2 жыл бұрын

Aggravated extreme serial murder

7:49 this whole video is literally yelling out high school😂

She didnt have to scream that loud over some damn olives..scared the shit outta me😂😂

The water bottle one had me spitting water out on full auto 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

Cop: “What about the overhead lights? Criminal: “I thought it was Christmas, I didn’t knowww” “I thought u was a thug” 😂

THREE TIMES! THREE TIMES! THREE TIMES! 😭

10:08 she was scared of the olives cuz she saw her dead grandpa once, and his eyes looked like olives. feel bad for her.

@BeautyLoves88

Ай бұрын

🥺😢 it’s certain weird things that cause me to cry too now, after watching my father die ☹️ it’s not funny

6:48 got me dead asf

@Kishanth.J

2 жыл бұрын

As the oldest brother of three, I can relate.

@iamgrateful_like_dat

8 ай бұрын

Bro I experienced that shit at 24 and it still bothers me 😂

That dog was like who… wtf bro, fr. I’m ☠️

I can tell Maury really cared for the lady terrified about olives, his smile says it all... #Savagelife

@lincolnosiris8439

2 жыл бұрын

It's a messed up story she was traumatized by the eyes of a decaying dead body. Olives remind her too much of that bad childhood memory. I remember seeing that lady on tv.

That dog was coming at him like a freight train 🚊 🤣

"Bro who got you smiling like that"

@aaronfullert.1257

2 жыл бұрын

Chill chill chilllll

Niccas talkin bout the dog understanding , whole time ion understand 😭

The kid tho funny asl.😂😂

Dat boi hands start sweating instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

7:43… man’s was flabbergasted 😭😂😂

Lil dude funny asf😂

@7:44 idk how many times I watched this clip, his reaction is perfectly reasonable too lol

@Famoso449

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I came to comment on that particular one. I cannot stop laughing to his reaction

Dat olive said "lemme traumitize yo life then imma head out" 💀😭

“All my homies see dat” fml 😂💀

3:35 nah cause why i kept repeating this just to see him try to jump on the car and fail💀

3:20 you good homie 👨‍🦯

@JcDaGoat

2 жыл бұрын

😂

“They vaping in the bathroom” “Aww hell”

Out of all of these, the olives had me screaming like the lady who feared them 🤣😭💯

He thought it was Christmas 🤔😂😂 0:31

3:57 had me dying 😂😂😂

The hairline sh*t got me.

7:44 rlly got me

The little boy said hold up you want to know where we at " We Outside " 🤣 I love it cause Nah Fr. 🗣💯♥ 5:35

@big1491

2 жыл бұрын

Who's that lil boy

@zosoakej

2 жыл бұрын

@@big1491 he from ny i forgot his name but he got sum clout

@davontayhoffler2414

2 жыл бұрын

@@big1491 he not white lol

Not only am I shocked that there's a woman out there afraid of olives, but I just found out that bananas are berries and a banana tree is not a tree but a monstrous herb. Oh Lord

And the one "I" shot was named Mike. WHAT!!! Lol 😂😂😂

Little Kevin Hart had me rolling

Maury took olives to a whole other level

"You ain't got a forehead you got a FIVE-head" lol

mommy? yeaaah? that part had me

4:42 bro I'm dead

When the dude was dancing in the streets and got chased by a dog was hilarious because all I heard when he got in the house was hot pockets from the TV. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I guess the olives were NOT the child's father🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"he was a male in a coffin" 💀🤣

That first video was a perfect example of how NOT to box.

Uzi box like he in a civilized boxing match in England 😂

That dog got me 🤣 bet he ran when he got out the car, followed by the kid who heard his parents getting down

The HOTDOG ONE NAH!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I felt for him.

At 3:45 when the dude runs away from the dog this man really try to jump on a car fails and then stumbles to get back in the house 😂😂😂😂

The prank at 7:43 is crazy 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@Sapiodemisexual

2 жыл бұрын

Only one I found funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 & NOT funny at the same time...hoes play too much

@Garretthegr8

2 жыл бұрын

I know he felt that

@hayzikay

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that right when my edible kicked in 😂 I'm weak

9:02 chill chill chill😅

@stephybobo1991

2 жыл бұрын

That shit took me out but that next one finished me

Bro literally admitted to shooting a guy to a feds face he deserves that jail time lmao 🤣

The dog had me dying 😂😂😂😂

BRING OUT THE OLIVES!

7:35 looks like he never had nun to start with😂

4:45 This kid had me crying dude 😹😹