My question Evo, what was the most funny moment of you life you can remember? Asking that cause is better than the dino smashing question

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Since most of y'all love the dad-stories in this video, lemme tell another one: I was in a store with my mom, my dad, and my sister. All of the items had this sort of imperfect, handmade look to them (but in a bad way). So I commented: "Everything here looks 'handmade'..." And my dad replies: "Not you. If you were handmade, you wouldn't be here." It took a full second but then I laughed my ass off. My sister too. However, it was even funnier trying to explain to my mom why we we're laughing. (told this story before, but I love it. my dad is the main character. Periodt.)

@guilhermevieira2422

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare Oh, god 😂😂🤣 your dad looks really funny, even more because he thought it was funny what you did in the history of the classes you didn't want to go to. Thanks for answering, Evo! I feel grateful that my question has been answered 😂 (still laughing, oh lord) Congrats for the 69k! Almost 80k! And soon 100k!!! You deserve!

@jadesolich2232

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare Such an awesome story Evo! I was also laughing my ass off too!

@wesleyhuey13

2 жыл бұрын

😹😂🤣

@danktorvosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare so that means your dad was handmade? 😳

I guess second is okay ;p - congrats on 69k! (well, nearly 79k!). Well deserved Evo

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Wow thanks!

@MrT_Rex

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah congratulations, you do very good work !! Bestinslot too😊

@jurassicverse64

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Slot!

@iluvbendy6781

2 жыл бұрын

I love your channel so much

@Emperor_Monkey

2 жыл бұрын

6 9 k

Me seeing the face cam: "a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"

@polonose2706

2 жыл бұрын

Surely he means "seeing"

@Mr._L

2 жыл бұрын

Seeding?

@ripridley7724

2 жыл бұрын

@@polonose2706 I hope he does

@galaxysofgaming3215

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Didn’t expect it but it helped the emotions in the stories

@hippogamer3786

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

“Hello and welcome to my face” “Hello and welcome to the worse decision I have ever made” -Evo 2021

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

the two are linked haha

@NoahBall08

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@klavicus2276

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA might be! or the best! depends - but beauty is in the eye of the beholder! i for example think spinos are quite pretty x)

@rampaging-raptor

11 ай бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare❤

Subscribe! Here is the "69K video" almost 10.000 subscribers later. I hope you'll get a laugh out of it! ;)

@mosasaurus2211

2 жыл бұрын

I’m going to laugh until my belly hurts ain’t i

@tristanotto1864

2 жыл бұрын

Sinterklaas!

@minecraftenjoyer7793

2 жыл бұрын

F to pay respect to evo's park and ofc herself

@dinosaursandMHproducts

2 жыл бұрын

Idek why I thought u would look like my ELA teacher

@dapanpanman112

2 жыл бұрын

This video was priceless lol

İ dont know how but you look exactly like i imagined-

@kacpergochowiak397

2 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

maybe because you've seen me before without realizing it? ;) (I've included mini "face reveals" in several other videos)

@SkullKing-dt5se

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@lunathekuduruk1311

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare yeah but before those videos (or atleast the time i Watched them) i guessed that you have red hair just by your voice (thats weird and i know it)

38:15 What about LPGozzi>?

@Apex_Warfare

2 жыл бұрын

he hacks

Your version of JWFK actually sounds really good. Tho about the multiple ships, i don't think (or maybe i just remember it wrong) it was ever stated by Mills that there was just that one ship. I mean considering the time, money and equipment he had at his disposal, he's an utter idiot if he decided on only one ship full of dinos.

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

true but the movie definitely implies it was just the one ship

@homersimpson1732

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure. It's been a while since i last saw the movie so what i'm about to say might be bs...but what if it's that way so characters that need to be decieved belive there's only one ship, so in the next movie they(and us viewers too) can find out "surprise, there were actually more ships/that one ship took multiple rounds to different mainland holding facilities". It's kinda like how the DPG site state's all dinos have been transfered from Sorna...it makes no sense because there's no way every small dino can be captured, but when we think about how the in universe public needs to belive only Nublar has dinos left it makes a little more sense

@davidivaskovic

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: in Dominion we'll discover there actually WERE multiple ships and that's why so many dinos are running in the wild!!!

@crtalikrt1948

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidivaskovic slovenec ??

@mikud4y0

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidivaskovic there's no chance that there was more ships,due to time and money mills probally just used the arcadia to ship the dinos

“When ever I have a social outting, I always have an embarrassing social outting.” - Evo 2021 For real this describes my life lol

Face cam was a welcome surprise. Here’s my ranking of the top 4 evolution KZreadrs (no offence to any of them) 1. Gaming beaver. 2. Evolution square 3. Bestinlot 4. Swrve

@Toothlessalmighty

2 жыл бұрын

@SkyexeI know

@arunmoses2197

2 жыл бұрын

Wow I absolutely agree with everything in this ranking

@arthurpendragon3000

2 жыл бұрын

The ranking has many personal variables. Personally Evo's voice makes the content easy to listen to. Others may have more content or go into greater game details but personality goes a long way when listening for hours.

Haven't seen the whole video yet, but just wanted to say you did a great job with the camera setup, lighting, etc. Very slick & professional, well done!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

oh thanks!

So to answer the math question - if we assume that both the trex and the goat are travelling at a constant velocity then first we must convert 38km/h into m/s. To do this we do 38*1000 divided by 3600 which gives us 10.5556m/s. To work out how long the trex took to travel 170m we divide this by our speed to give us 16.1052. In this amount of time, the goat would've travelled 8.0526m which means it travelled 178.0526 meters altogether and at this point the trex would've caught up to it so we divide 178.0526 by 10.5556 to give us 16.8681s to reach the goat.

@habedebubschmaroskie479

2 жыл бұрын

What if the goat turned into sonic?

@jakep9040

2 жыл бұрын

Then the trex wouldn't be able to catch up to it and it would die of starvation

@thischannelisforcommenting4700

2 жыл бұрын

Thx for posting this, I tried to figure it out and used this to check my answer (I got it right)

@jakep9040

2 жыл бұрын

Your welcome

@odobasian7664

2 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else knows basic physics:))

Speaking of the horror that is Fallen Kingdom, can we talk about Zia? She’s a paleo vet. A vet trained to work on dinosaurs. Yet, she’d never seen a dinosaur until she went to the island. How do you get a medical degree without ever having seen the subject of your medical field? Am I missing something? Can you currently get a completely online medical degree? “Yes ma’am, I am your heart surgeon. I have done this online, like, a hundred times. Your surgery will be the first time I have opened up a person irl.”

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha oh pls don't get me *started* on the dumb choices they made with that video

@shingtiong9425

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe she tried it on birds and reptiles since I assume they have similar biology.

@legendary5733

2 жыл бұрын

When you become a doctor or veterinarian you have to spend 4 - 10 years in medical schools and hospitals. Zia would have read books on dinosaur biology, virtual reality, practising surgery with fake dinosaur models and study in medical school. Remember JP universe have established the technology was able to bring back dinosaurs in the 80s. Showing that this world is not the same as ours and it's very advanced even by our standards.

@spacesharkwriter6554

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like getting a doctors degree after playing surgeon simulator 100 times

@fluffyturtle471

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm like 4 months late but... I thought it was more of just a title she gave herself lol. Like maybe she was a vet but was like "yeah, I'm a dino vet now cause dinos are cool." I doubt going to school to become a vet on extinct animals is even a viable option at all even if she was working on real dinos.

Evo: it's been 84 years Me: damn ya look good for your age girl 😂 Very cool idea for a challenge. 10/10 would watch again

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

happy you liked the video!

@adityachandrasekharan1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare what'd you mean by 84? Just a long time ago?😂 When I heard that I was like wtf?

@Thatguy-cc4pr

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityachandrasekharan1356 I’m Dutch and when I was jonger and I wanted to say that it was a really long time I said 80 or 88 because it sounded like a lot and I didn’t know what it meant. Btw in Dutch it’s pronounced tachtig and achtentachtig. The ch is the hard g just like the g idk why.

@adityachandrasekharan1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thatguy-cc4pr oh ok.thanks 😀.I'm from india btw

Here’s a question If you had to pick three prehistoric creatures to bring back from extinction One from the Paleozoic One from the Mesozoic And one from the Cenozoic What would they be?

@spindles7632

2 жыл бұрын

Paleozoic Anomalocaris Mesozoic Spinosaurus Cenozoic Gastornis

@trueNordVPN

2 жыл бұрын

Paleozoic: Gorgonopsid Mesozoic: Azhdarchid Pterosaur Cenozoic: Terror Bird

@TMK411

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot to answer this question myself so might as well do it now Paleozoic: Stethacanthus Mesozoic: Deinonychus Cenozoic: Indricotherium/Paraceratherium

@miguelruedasalazar6099

2 жыл бұрын

Paleozoic: Dunkleosteus Mesozoic: Triceratops Cenozoic: Phorusrhacos.

@Tarquinthetyrant

2 жыл бұрын

Paleozoic: ??? A jellyfish type thing Mesozoic: saurophaganax Cenzoic: wooly mamoth

My first reaction to seeing evo’s face for the first: Holy sh1t she’s gorgeous

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

that's very kind hahaha

@arthurpendragon3000

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome voice, awesome personality and awesome face. Triple threat. 😍

@Gorgosauruslibra

Жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquareyou said over 84 years no wa

@qwertyman1620

Жыл бұрын

@@Gorgosauruslibra reference to a movie / show idk

@Gorgosauruslibra

Жыл бұрын

@@qwertyman1620 oh ok

11:46 you mean didn't say "hello, this is the Square residence"? I always thought Square was a Dutch surname and Evolution a Dutch forename.

I am most excited for the Pennsylvania map being in sandbox in the next update. The new species are cool, but the colorful trees are so damn gorgeous. I wish the size was bigger but it looks perfect for a small, modest, park.

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

YES! Me too! Wish Frontier would just make it bigger too...

@jeeristueo3539

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare or at least add a new tree brush for them to be used elsewhere

@hvxry

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare it may be bigger than in campaign because the Washington mission map was very small so they won’t put that map in sandbox

@jeeristueo3539

2 жыл бұрын

@@hvxry Tbt the Research facility in the last game was put on sandbox and that thing is almost microscopic

@hvxry

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeeristueo3539 tru but that was jwe this is jwe2 frontier said that there will be bigger maps so why would they release a small map

The wait is FINALLY OVER can’t wait for the embarrassment

21:47 I like how you said here comes the first storm right after the camera broke for a bit, it's like when some electronics stop working when a storm is nearby, so funny lol.

I'm 14 minutes into this video and Dad is officially my favorite character. MVP. Wish I could subscribe twice.

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

My dad is 100% the main character

Killing it with the hair, I just got my first pair of glasses yesterday, go glasses club, awsome video you did great. Maybe a species ranking video next

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the 20/20 vision squad! :D

@TheConGaminator

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club!!! 🔥🔥😎🔥🔥

@jaylinnell5251

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare 20/20 is actually below average vision. Just a fun fact. Plus, I also wear glasses. Got a new pair a few on Saturday (the 4th).

@Toothlessalmighty

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve had glasses for 7 years now. And what a eventful seven years those have been.

@danktorvosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

Glasses gang

Appreciate you being humble and all respect to BIS and Beaver (awesome content); you’re my fav! I find your content the most relevant to what I want to see. Beautifully designed parks!

Wow, I can't believe it's already been 2 years since you did the 1000 subscribers park. This channel is a great success of yours Evo, congratulations! :)

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much!

Awesome video!!! Also I have a request, can you build a wildlife Sanctuary with these 16 dinosaurs plz? You can add your own if you want to as well, and/or have some or none if the species I request as well :) List: Compsognathus Struthiomimus Gallimimus Pachycephalosaurus Ouranosaurus Velociraptor Polacanthus Euoplocephalus Kentrosaurus Stegosaurus Apatosaurus Brachiosaurus Baryonyx Carnotaurus Albertosaurus Tyrannosaurus

I am very happy the next update allows Flyers to perch onto rocks, I was fed up with all of them sitting on top of the viewing gallery all day, the guests would see nothing but prehistoric ass in the aviary Yes I did make that awkward

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha "prehistoric ass" that's hilarious

@wrightii5340

2 жыл бұрын

Prehasstoric

6:24 yeahhhh, let's go, long live our french baguette 🇫🇷🥖 Nice video btw

You look like MJ from Spiderman. Love it

Birds are dinosaurs and I'm pretty sure a parrot could say "lasagne" Also stegosaurus is my favourite dino!! 🙌🙌

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Good point!

@gyanthespino2210

2 жыл бұрын

birds arent actually dinosaurs, dinosaurs evolved into birds but birds and dinosaurs are in a separate classes, dinosaurs arent even reptiles they are just dinosaurs.

I love your idea of herraras being loose on the boat in JWFK with horror vibes! That would make for an awesome movie!

Evo literally rewrote a better plot than fallen kingdom within a minute or two, i would rather see that than what we got. Your version actually sounds awesome.

I loved your hair style you had while filming. Idk how but for a moment it looked like you are one of those fashion models. Congrats on reaching 78,1k atm! Cant wait to see more of you in the future.

Evo: “I like the Nigersaurus just.. less.” The sheer amount of terror your face has as you carefully choose your words lol. P.S. I miss him too.

That expression in the thumbnail is the one I make whenever there’s a hurricane in Jurassic World Chaos Theory. Ultimate embodiment of “MY LEG” from Spongebob

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

it's just frankly rude when one of those storms comes rolling in haha Especially at like 4.9 stars, as they like to do...

@Depth217

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare every time a storm approaches I am SCRAMBLING to tranq my carnivores. Early on just recovering from them nearly bankrupted me 😭😂

YOUR ACTUAL LOOK MATCHES MY IMAGINATION OF YOU🤩💭

Another amazing video Evo, watching your parks come to life and the attention to detail you give it is always inspiring and keeps me coming back to the game time and again to try new ideas out myself. You should honestly show your face more often. Don't know if you're just shy or what but you look great. A beautiful face to match a beautiful voice.

Your Fallen Kingdom rewrite seems like a great movie! Would love to see that!!!

I have been waitin for this so long 💀💀💀 finally

these are actually hilarious, great video as usual!

I am subscribed to all the 4 big JWE2 content creators (as you put it) and I can honestly say that I don’t have a favourite as you all are great at what you do. As everyone showcases different aspects of the game if I’m looking for creative inspiration I will look at your videos but if I am looking for all the new information coming out of Frontier I will look at bestinslot or Swerve. Keep up the amazing work you do as I cannot wait to see what 2022 brings, I hope you have a great Christmas and New Year 😁

Your answer for the naked lunch question was perfect! Every one of those people would probably deal well with the absurdity of the situation and be a ton of fun to shoot the shit with. 😂 Also you look great - I love those glasses!

This was absolutely hilarious, awesome idea and brilliantly executed! Even though this vid was more about the questions, still really enjoyed watching you build the guest sections and enclosures. There were some real fun/embarrassing questions in it! I would like to add Rudi Rennkamel to the top JWE tubers. His creations are absolutely awesome as well! For me the list would be Beaver, Rudi, YOU, MrReign, BestInSlot and Swrve. Looking forward to see what you are going to do when you hit 100k!🦖

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Rudi is awesome! You are so right!

Wow. Really good to finally see you. Love your videos. You are amazeballs. Just wanted to say thanx and keep up the good work. Big rapter hugg 4 you x

I'm almost positive that I am not the only one who greatly appreciates the inventiveness of this video. As creativity is certainly one of the many traits you strive on. Congrats on 69K(+ ~10K) followers! Love your content, and look forward to much more in the future. Keep up the great work!!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, thank you!

@SimonsAuntPhyllis

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare You're very welcome! Thank you for the entertainment!

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Papa Square: “Yes, you most certainly did talk to my wife!”

Amazing!!! We need face cam for Evo reactions all the time now. 😁

OMG! This was so unexpected, wow! Great video Evo, heads down! 😀😀😀

Already knew what you looked like because of your older videos (with the jwe-styled notification thing that came up) but I was still surprised by this! Really enjoyed the chaos of this video!

@jaylinnell5251

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps she could do a similar thing for this game? Just as an idea.

Evo I hope you can do more facecam in the future because I think it is cool to see your reaction when things in your park happen. Also have a great day 😃👍

Yay Evo!!! 💚 Also you’re beautiful ! Red is really your color, looks like blood 🩸

Another great video Evo, some excellent questions there. And some even better answers lol. And always good to see ur face 😁. Look forward to your next steam as always 🤙

oh my God, Evo, YOU'RE GORGEOUS!

Finally the face cam !!!

10:07 I can live in peace knowing that this image exists… I could have lived in peace without knowing it exists, but where’s the fun in that? 😂 Also, CONRGATS!!! You made it to 80k subs before the end of the year!

yess finally!!!i've been waiting for this!!

She finally decided to show her face again! (If I remember correctly, she had icons with her face on it that would occasionally appear in the corner of the screen on some older vids) This was another good one, Evo, very entertaining 👍

Well this is certainly interesting

Evo! Nice to see your face again 😂

Hey Evo! I just subbed and plan to make a better Jurassic World because of how good your builds are! Keep up the good work!

My 9yr old son Reggie is your biggest fan…we’re in the UK and his highlight of the week is getting up to watch your new videos at the weekend! He gets lots of tips from you for his park building and he’s Jurassic Park mad! Please could you give him a shout out on your next show or send him a message on here…it would make his day!!! Thank you!!

I wasn't last? :o I was preparing to write my diss track on you Evo!!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha nah man, I'm just about to have beef with myself

@SwrveYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare "Damn, Mirror got hands"

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwrveYT "you think I look bad? You should see the other guy"

with your ranking i agree. (but i’d put you first) i love swerve but i’d put him third for the reason being he’s more of an informative jurassic channel rather than the other 2, if it was just completely jurassic based i’d put him second. i used to watch bestlinslot a lot but i just haven’t recently. i only watch the gaming beaver for the jurassic world evolution gameplay none of the jurassic world the game stuff. and you would go first because you’re funny and overall very entertaining to watch. ❤️

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

thanks so much :)

Love your content this is already hilarious

This is quite a lovely surprise. Also loving the editing.

How did you get all the different rocks. Did you have to research them or is it a mod thanks in advance keep up the great work on your vids

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Dunno, they were just in sandbox without me doing anything special to get them I don't use mod atm

You're so cute! Long live the Dinosaurs.

An interesting video format, was hilarious to watch, 3rd question sealed it for me.

Your video's are always so much Fun to watch and i always learn something new.😁

Speaking of embarrassing dates. I took a girl to a hotel one time & her hair extensions fell out. Turned out she was half bald & I never seen or heard of her since!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

aw that's actually kind of sad, she was probably really insecure about that

Gorgeous...what an unreal mercurial woman. Just like those classic stars from the 1940's 🤗 plus GREAT content!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@cinematicpassages8884

2 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare you're welcome. Stay awesome...and BEAUTIFUL (as always) 😉

Its nice to see your face finally after a bunch of park building video's . And i love your idea's in jwe2 make more amazing content like this one .

Had a great time watching the video! The face video was awesome too it was nice to see you Evo! Next time Beau will need to make a guest appearance too 😉

Not gonna lie I really enjoyed this video. Congrats on 69k EVO!

This is so Awesome! Happy about the face reveal for sure ! Thanks!

Love this content that's special to your channel

Love the channel, you have revolutionized my JWE experience and lovely to meet your face!

Omg I was not expecting that! You should do more Videos like this

You are hilarious! I also love your jwe streams. Thanks.

Love your videos keep up the good work

Question number 4 was Hilarious! Congrats! I am becomming a follower of your videos, also you look pretty beautifil and smart!

I loved the video been waiting for this one have a great day

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You too!

That little yeeehaww made my day

I love your content evo, you my favourite KZread. Continue to make the great content! Also when do you do streams? As in times

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

I stream every saturday at 8pm CET :)

Its finally here hehe! This has been the most enjoyable video so far! Thank you for your sacrifice lol c:

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

Evo, you look so pretty!!!! Loved the video and can't wait for more of these videos!!! I love how BestinSlot commented on this video!

Your Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom plot is SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

Wow! It must take some guts and bravery to answer those questions, embarrassing or personal questions!

this was a amazing video keep u the amazing content

You’re such a beautiful and fun content creator, Happy to see your face ❤️☺️

I really liked that you use a camera in this video :)

What a great and funny video! Also: you look great! I think I'm falling in Love! 😅🙈 😉 Your parks keep inspiring! Keep it up!

Omar Picked the Questions I Love this man

Your park building videos are awesome!!

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

So nice to see you ❤. Love the welcome to my face. Made me 😃 I don't know how you make everything look so gorgeous 😍

Congratulations on close to 79k subs my friend ☺️

You should make a separate video explaining your whole plot for JWFK. I loved your idea, it sounds so much better than the actual movie. Just putting an idea out there! :)

Awesome, Evo!!

A great idea! Loving the recent content

@EvolutionSquare

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy it!

Honestly I want to do this for a video but I won’t steal your content keep up the good work love the inspiration!

It’s great to see you on face cam .. awesome evo