R.I.P. Cricket🐕

@mikelytou

22 күн бұрын

He'll have more peace where he is now than had he been forced to stay with that heartless bitch.

If you or I violated a gag order not even ten times we would have been locked up.. I am tired of him getting so many chances the average American would not get.. So what is wrong with the justice system???

Violates an order for the tenth time and gets threatened with jail time meanwhile others violate once and get violated.. WILD Y’all

@ross-carlson

22 күн бұрын

But he's being treated so unfairly - so bigly unfairly - some say the most bigly unfairly that any human has ever experienced. How is this the world we live in? HOW is this the leading republican candidate? A soon to be felon is the best they have???

@lhoward9593

22 күн бұрын

​@@ross-carlsonYou ask good questions.

@stealthbastard8837

22 күн бұрын

meanwhile your actual president is a sleepy clown, actually unbelievable the state amerian politics is in.

Maybe she was planning to serve Cricket for dinner when she met Kim Jung Un.

@gbereterbide6440

22 күн бұрын

hahahahahahahaha! I needed that!

"I've met with many many world leaders"...care to name one, by any chance?...No?... I didn't think so.

@grantkruse1812

22 күн бұрын

Uhh Prince Andrew....uh Donald Trump....uh....

The first person to suffer Trump Derangement Syndrome is Donald John Trump Sr.

@charmaynebruce6215

22 күн бұрын

Yeah, it's quite an oxymoron! (Oh what an apt description on 'his' part! 😅)

@dceplay

21 күн бұрын

Well, Trump is deranged....

Maybe she can see Russia from her house too.

@crystalshaw8744

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

It's not Mrs Dash anymore, she's now divorced. She caught Mr. Dash on the other end of the spice rack making thyme with Rosemary and Ginger. 😏

@crystalshaw8744

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂. Good one.

@silverstem2964

22 күн бұрын

@@crystalshaw8744 Thanks! I was looking at my spice rack the other day and it just kind of wrote itself. I called the company that makes Mrs Dash and they got a kick out of it.

@Dbb27

22 күн бұрын

Lol. That’s bad.

what if he gets elected? I know it sounds weird but look at the electoral map. What a shame

It’s a great time when someone gets credit for writing a book they haven’t read.

"Did you meet Kim Jong Un?" Noem spews the longest NO answer. Call Guinness.

Apparently, Noem has not read "her" book.

Justice for cricket!

I wonder if she's saying, "It came to my attention," because she had a ghost writer write the book.🤔

@robinleebraun7739

22 күн бұрын

Like Trump, she’s blaming someone else for something she did.

@lazersword6274

20 күн бұрын

She narrated the audiobook

Does anyone else think that Kristi Noem is the offspring of MTG and Trump?

Please throw him in jail

@vladimirtalijan

22 күн бұрын

Right? Nobody knows why, but why would media lie to us, literally no reason, at all :)

@traytonvanderecken3311

22 күн бұрын

And you go to jail

@oldrrocr

22 күн бұрын

@@vladimirtalijan can we put Sean Hannity in there too?

@AndrewPruteanu

22 күн бұрын

Why? Don't like mean tweets? He's much better than biden 😂

@AUTOPSY666

22 күн бұрын

Wrong!!!!!

Jimmy look dapper love the new suit.

I met many world leaders. Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Arch Bishop Micarios, Alexander the Great, Jesus, God, Kanye........

I hope he does go to jail

@traytonvanderecken3311

22 күн бұрын

You go to jail

@fakemanburger

22 күн бұрын

@@traytonvanderecken3311For what 😂

@arbor-sq4jk

22 күн бұрын

he wont tho so can u plz stop.....ull know when the president is a real threat to you cause ull have hyperinflation and ull b scared to walk the street at night even more than now

@Vinay_Thakur108

22 күн бұрын

Trump's Net Worth is around 2 Billion Dollar 😂😂

@threeravens1788

22 күн бұрын

If he gets sent to jail he will ask for a stay and take it 8:49 to NY supreme court. Then it will be moved to SCOTUS and that will delay the trial further. And we all know they will let him off the hook anyway.

Trump diss track was brilliant but, it slaped🤣.

judge gives him an 11th pass proving theres a 2 tier justice system.

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

I am the last normal man in the world and I think I met Stalin and Napoleon last month in Florida!

We love your show jimmy fallon

I ;think Kristi is amazing! She wrote a book without reading it! I've written a few books and I had to read every damn one!

@Dbb27

22 күн бұрын

😁 You should try becoming a sociopath. Might save you some time!

@jackrice2770

22 күн бұрын

@@Dbb27 Or I could pay someone else to write them for me! Hey, there's an idea...is Will Shakespeare still available?

News and Improved was great tonight guys!

The "Why I oughta.." convention used to be attended annually by Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.

Could have sworn I’ve been watching this for at least 15 years

@JadusMoltriel

22 күн бұрын

Yea... What's with that? No way it's only 10 Years old. If it IS, that's a CRAZY Mandela Effect. I started watching Jimmy Fallon on this show as a teenager, while I played online games. I know this, because I MET Jimmy before he got famous during a honors music program at an Albany College (he was a student at the college, not in the music program I participated in. But we met when I wasn't feeling well one day). Anyways, I got sent to prison for 10 years when I was 19 for putting my abusive father 6 ft under, and I just came home last September after serving the full 10. So, if I was watching this show BEFORE I went to prison, NO WAY its 10 years old.

@JadusMoltriel

22 күн бұрын

According to Google, he started Feb, 2014. I remember watching him at LEAST the summer before that, if not even further back. That's REALLY weird....

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

@@JadusMoltriel I’m with you. I know for a fact that I was living somewhere before 2010 and watching thank you notes. Maybe we’re in that movie Dark City 🌃

Why I oughta... You Oughta WHAT?!? I Oughta be more careful. 😁

The second place winner went to the glue factory 😢

Yes or no!!! Dear Lord!

Yes yes yes that was the first thing I thought you should have said wall jimmy 😂

10 years congratulations here is to many many more great and amaxing nights of amazing interesting fabulous shows. Congratulations

8:20 "Hey, Scotty... Jesus, man!"

Totally an American answer of backtracking their comments , very smart people😂😂

Love This ❤️ Show you're Soooo Funny Love The Band ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂

that photo of Rishi Sunak on the plane looks like a Michaelangelo painting

10th anniversary with very special guest - Kim Jong-Un ?

@Dbb27

22 күн бұрын

I understand Kristi Noem is working on it; they’re very good friends. At first Kim didn’t like her, but her hard stare won him over.

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

Kristi looks like Melania’s twin.🤣🤣

He already violated it again last night. Lock him up already.

Jimmy & writers, you missed a prime opportunity to bring the "Stephon" character from SNL over... when mentioning the Roast of Mystic Dan... it could've been a great reference moment to Mystic Dan Cortez... 😂😂 Love your show! I love the flow of the show. Keep the laughs comin!

Donald VonSchitzenPants

reminds me of Seabiscuit, "you lost by a nose, spiderman?" you shuffling poo all month. & congrats on 10 years!

7:25 Should've been "Man baby holds his breath until judge agrees to let him free"

@dceplay

21 күн бұрын

Honestly, in that picture he looks like a bloated corpse that washed up on a beach somewhere...

DID HE SAY GRACIE ABRAMS????🤩🤩🤩

When I'm angry, if I use "roast", know it, I'm sick! 🙄 😂

@tugcebalta86

22 күн бұрын

Drill is the heart! 🙄 😂 That's my heart of massive golden. 👑♌🔆

Sadly, you know Trump is going to violate the gag order this week to challenge the Judge.."Go ahead. Put me in Jail" and Trump's popularity skyrockets as a result of spending a night in jail.

@user-sv9nb8ky2t

22 күн бұрын

why would it?

@user-hw3ei5ev4z

22 күн бұрын

Hopefully the judge will sentence him, but he will not go to jail until after the trial ends. The judge has the ability to do that apparently

How to make a human rocket: chug a 20-oz Coke, swallow 3 Mentos, and prepare for lift-off!

I'm so looking forward to the 10 year anniversary show. Really eager to see the best from mean tweets, your pranks on the krunt family and your feud with matt Damon.

KN doing stand up! LOL!

tRump headline should read ‘That fart backfired’

Let's see it merchan.

Loved the diss track

Ryan! 😆😆😆

I'm so mad.. i ordered pinkbox doughnuts yesterday for almost 50 dollars for a dozen. I think I liked 2 doughnuts out of the box.😢

Clink clink 😂

George santos....?

Paul Reubens would be proud!

Who gives a shit about the KC derby?

So you did not meet him

Why I Oughta sounds like Wayayāta, the Japanese feudal phenomenon of shaking your fists at petulant youths.

@jimmyfallon Why hasn’t anyone used a Stewart Smalley joke on Trump yet? Look it up and use it! It cracked me up so much for reminding me of Trump I literally peed my pants when I came across an old VHS, I really did and the Popcorn flew out of my mouth. I thought I was watching old home videos Al Franken is all over KZread. Please make a joke and claim it. You’ll make me pee my pants again. PuckMonkey posted the best one. You and your Staff Rock!

The fact that you’re even talking about the lie by her means you fell for it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ She immediately and in a hurry needed the killing dogs story to go away… so she came out with the dictator lie.

I’m guessing he hasn’t mentioned the “brilliant” Columbia student who demanded Lunchables and juice boxes the other day so they could continue to protest, or, as she called it, “humanitarian aid.” 😆🤣😆 Go where the comedy truly is. 🙄 How ABSURD.

She is a air head

Yuck. Horse racing in corrupt and cruel to horses.

National NURSES week ? Really

get #dumpputin2024cellmates out of the house

She supposedly had an affair with Cory Lewandowski as well, and even if not an affair it was deemed an inappropriate relationship. So much for a) Republican integrity and b) evangelical integrity.

they need to bring justin.T & Bradley cooper on the same show just hanging out with jimmy

Threatening to jail Trump is an empty threat. No one has the balls to jail Trump but blah blah blah about how "smart" he is because he can elude jail time, time and again

Does anyone else see just how easy it is to stump these Republicans??

This Kristi Noem book - probably a product of chat GPT or something like that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

I think the problem with the country is the left never saw Scooby Doo

Ahh, sit him in the corner, wearing a DUNCE hat!!!!!

Jimmy knows about the undercover fake students! Happy teachers day😢

She looks absolutely insane 😳

remember those gimike glasses making it look like your awake i can see bunch of meme picks to snl skit your honor hes reading qou snoores and #vonshitzinpants

@crystalshaw8744

22 күн бұрын

Wha?!

Mrs. Dash is good stuff.

Who won the Ford derby giveaway?

Team Jimmy Hey Fallon 😁👋

Aaaaa! I'm going to say something. Already Tom also found curly haired girl, Nicole Kidman. 😊💜

Kristi Noem's book reminds me a lot of Jamie Lynn Spears book, has lies in it, and she has no idea most of what is in her own book!

Noem omg

HD

We all lie we're all going to be judged good luck on that one

A true liar so unlike George Santos! Sheesh 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Gracy Kelly Barbosa Guimarães

How does Fallon have 10mil more then Kimmel 🤷‍♂️

Jesus warned of Trump saying "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, `I am the Christ, ' and will deceive many." The Maga strong man Trump sure cries like a two year old child instead of promoting what his campaign is about during his trial camra time-outs...Poor me it is freezing in this court room...boohoo Yet it is located where Trump lived, has a place to live, and was raised up in. He knows the weather but would rather cry victim to gain sympathy instead of speaking what his campaign policies are and be a real man who owns up to their accountability.

Noem narrated the audiobook as well. Typical rethuglican tactic

You said ' i remember meeting with kim " now you don't?

NATIONAL ENQUIRERER READS.... Classmates name Baron "BIG LIL POOPY" in new meme gangster video. Dubbing Daddy Donny "BIG SKIDS". Students claim if Scuff Daddy comes to the 2024 graduation event, they"ll chant "BIG-LIIIIIIIL- POOOOOOOPY" As Schitznpantz Jr walks across the graduation stage. Who thinks Donny "BIG SKIDS" will show? Will Melania? I say Daddy Donny doesnt show...wat say you people?

Tell us what you do not like!

unfortunately I do not think trump will go anywhere.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

Breaking the gag the order for 10 times time he get a JAIL term