And Navarro might serve his sentence after his appeals go through the courts. The judge let him go home today. If he were poor, he'd be in jail NOW!

@roseromans8497

4 ай бұрын

Thats why Steve Bannon is still not serving his prison time. There's your 2 tiered justice system.

@garfield2439

4 ай бұрын

Everyone has the right to appeal

@redsable6119

4 ай бұрын

4 Months in Club Fed is nothing, he shoulda got more.

@MK-lh3xd

4 ай бұрын

​@@garfield2439but not the ability

@JohnWinchester3567

4 ай бұрын

Ever hear of bail?

I'm a union worker, and I've supported Biden from well before I joined the union. Mr. Fain's speech was stirring, and made me want to see him and people like him all over the campaign trail.

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288

4 ай бұрын

Trump is a scab. Tell us how you really feel, Mr Fein. Yours in solidarity!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

@susanfeldman-rm7ht

4 ай бұрын

My Dad was a pipe fitter for 33 years for US Steel and thank God for the Union

@SwiftJustice

4 ай бұрын

President Joe _Stood With_ Workers. Ex-Pres Donald *BLAMED* Workers.

@jschuler53

4 ай бұрын

@@susanfeldman-rm7ht We need more unions and stronger ones. I grew up in a family in which all the men worked in the steel mill at one time or another and all I heard as a little kid was the unions. Yes, if it weren't for the union no one would pay attention to people who built this country. I was grateful to have this young education. When I graduated from HS it was the first year they let 18 year olds vote and lots of kids didn't know the difference between Dem and Rep but I always knew and I still am a die hard union Dem. Although I doubt there are many of us around anymore.

@The_Swordfish

4 ай бұрын

Joe biden is one of the most pro union presidents ever while trump holds fake union rallys while bashing unions

“….the voters who matter most - his juries.” Solid gold right out of the gate. 👏 👏

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

4 months is ridiculous! He helped architect a attempted coup; his sentence should be in YEARS at the very least.

@Zalzany

4 ай бұрын

It was for not showing up the supina the max is one year sigh. He have to get tried for the other stuff you can't punish him extra for one crime becuase he did other crimes those crimes get their own punishments

@EarthSurferUSA

4 ай бұрын

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

@jacquelineleitch7050

4 ай бұрын

Twenty years with probation possible after eight?

@itsROMPERS...

4 ай бұрын

But why can't they lock up Kevin and Gym?

@itsROMPERS...

4 ай бұрын

I've been saying for a long time that 2024 is gonna make 2020 look like fair weather for how deep Biden buries Trump. In fact I think there's a good chance Trump will drop out to escape the humiliation we all know is coming for him. Then only Haley will be hammered.

I can feel the blue wave rising now that Jon Stewart is coming back into the fight. Steven is pumped. VOTE BLUE!!

@keryntaylor3049

4 ай бұрын

So excited for that! 😀

@thomasneal9291

4 ай бұрын

@@keryntaylor3049 be careful. Stewart has said not a few very odd things over the last few years. He's not the progressive flagpost he once was, or even maybe as sane as he once was.

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288

4 ай бұрын

🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

@susanfeldman-rm7ht

4 ай бұрын

Oh I thought the same thing he already has months of jokes already 😂😂I respect Jon Stewart for going to Congress on behalf of the 911 Responders, police and firemen to get financial help for their illness they got from ground zero Google it Jon Stewart really was a powerful Messenger 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

@guymontag2948

4 ай бұрын

The Democrats need to stop supplying weapons to be used in war crimes if they don't want to sacrifice a lot of votes. I don't think the majority of Americans are pro war crime, do you?

I'm a retired union construction worker in NYC and I knew Trump was a scab decades ago.

@ericclements9737

4 ай бұрын

The only scabs are the dems in the state of new york and dems in DC most corrupt doj ever in the history of the USA

@chrystalweaver618

4 ай бұрын

Yes baby!

@EarthSurferUSA

4 ай бұрын

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually. Hey union guy, how is your math?

@StreetTruckinTitan

4 ай бұрын

@@EarthSurferUSA Almost time to drink the CULT45 koolaid Surfer Boy.

@samahlan

4 ай бұрын

@@EarthSurferUSABy having the government tell a woman and her doctor what is best for her own healthcare? And allowing my nation’s capitol to be trashed without repercussion? And threatening elected officials with hanging, hammers and kidnapping? Fascism and lawlessness won’t save us, thank you very much. We’ll take care of things the democratic way.

It should have been 4 YEARS. I’m so tired of these criminals getting off w/lit sentences 😡

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

Man, he’s got some good writers. That joke about disregarding everything after “No” was sterling.

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@kiriuxeosa8716

4 ай бұрын

That was good but man was it dark

Most Americans can understand how E Jean Carol feels - He’s been forcing himself on us even though we’ve said “No” many times.

@stanbyme7874

4 ай бұрын

Good point

@sivansharma5027

4 ай бұрын

Mmmm thats not a good analogy... Non-consensual sexual interaction is quite different from "i didn't vote for him"

@ChrisTopherBunnell

4 ай бұрын

@@sivansharma5027 I was raped in 2005, deployed on the #USSPrinceton to the Iraq War, and covered up with a bad paper discharge when I attempted to report it. I am one of an estimated 26,000 sexual assault victims in the military when there was 238 convictions in military courts. When Trump was asked about this disgusting problem in our military his response was "What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together in the military?" This completely ignores the fact that since the vast majority of the military is male, the majority of victims are male, assaulted by other males. (btw, most male victims are not gay). I attempted suicide in 2009 and survived with a traumatic brain injury in the frontal lobe, greatly complicating the PTSD I have from my assault and subsequent family estrangement. Obama restored my VA access in 2013, allowing all veterans with PTSD to access VA mental health treatment, regardless of discharge characteristic #ThanksObama Biden took investigation and prosecution of sexual assault and other violent felonies, out of the hands of commanding officers, assigning it to a separate, unbiased agency. #ThanksBiden Biden made it possible for me to get my discharge upgraded when he changed the standards for the Discharge Review Board. #ThanksBiden

@ChrisTopherBunnell

4 ай бұрын

@@sivansharma5027 Trump's neglect of covid killed three of my family members and our economy. He threw Obama's Pandemic Action Plan in the garbage. #ThanksObama for trying to prepare your successor, even if he was too belligerent to take your advice after you successfully protected us from Swine Flu (H1N1), Ebola, and Zika.

@ChrisTopherBunnell

4 ай бұрын

@@sivansharma5027 My father is a Trump supporter, Obama and Biden hater, a E-8 veteran a bigoted #SanAntonioPD pig, victim-blamed me for my injustice/mental illness, and has not spoken to me in over a decade. When he found out I was in contact with his mother, he stopped talking to her, 5 years ago. She is 88 years old and has dementia. His brother and I take care of her and everybody else stays away due to our family division. My grandfather has passed away, but he was a O-5 (Captain) served 36 years. My uncle and my grandmother were Trump supporters, but have moved on to other republicans. They respect Biden's executive order regarding sexual assault in the military, but not much else that he has accomplished. They are privileged. My uncle owns 4 houses valued over a million each. My grandmother has a Captain's wife's nest egg to live on. It looks like I may hijack my father's inheritance. If so, cool, but I'm not interested in the money. I am happy to have people from my family that support me. The majority have cultishly turned their backs in disgust. I am grateful to have this time with my grandmother before she passes, even if it requires a lot of patience (dementia). My father's bigotry with politics and life, has cost him the relationships of his mother, brother, son, and who knows who else, I'm getting my information through a fractured grapevine.

VOTE and keep Trump far away from White House

@MrYoumitube

4 ай бұрын

It's America...they are immune to common sense.

@Voice-fs2ql

4 ай бұрын

VOTE and keep Trump and Biden out of the White House, third party all the way.

@kamwickw933

4 ай бұрын

@@Voice-fs2qlokay, we get it. You want Trump to win.

@jdove39

4 ай бұрын

Too bad we can't vote to send him to The Grey Bar Inn!!!

@ChrisTopherBunnell

4 ай бұрын

@@Voice-fs2ql I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 and ended up serving in Iraq. I voted for Jill Stein in 2016 and we ended up with a neglected pandemic that killed three of my family members, a destroyed economy, and a severely politically divided/estranged family.

The writers of tonight's episode were killing it! Get them a raise!

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@user-wi6cv6ko8l

4 ай бұрын

@@kasper7203Totally agree.

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

@@user-wi6cv6ko8l Thank you. Remember when it comes time to vote. The entire world hope the US population will d the right thing and show the politicians that neither candidate is acceptable

"His juries..." classic! "Ignoring everything after, "'No! '"And I love Stephen and his writers... always on target 🎯

That Trump fan being booted and realizing how f'd Trump world is, was precious 😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelgillespie1206

4 ай бұрын

I figure he must've scrolled his camera across the audience and it showed how empty the building was. 😂

@Pecisk

4 ай бұрын

Ohhh he knew all he time. He just did not realize how easy is being thrown overboard.

@Aspartame69

4 ай бұрын

So, solid economy, global stability, outbreak of peace in the middle east is f'd up, but absolute economic collapse, america relegated geopolitically, chaos all over africa and the middle east under biden is totally fine. Were heading towards WW3 because other powers recognised bidens inadequacy during the afghan withdrawal.

@mn4169

4 ай бұрын

he felt the trump vibe

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

4 ай бұрын

They all figure it out... Usually a little too late though

"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world" Well, DUHHHH!

@Slo-ryde

4 ай бұрын

He now realizes what happens to used toilet tissues!

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121

4 ай бұрын

Glad to see some of them finally catching on. If they listened a few years ago it could've been avoided. But sometimes experience is the best teacher

@charleshash4919

4 ай бұрын

Remember MAGAts, with Super-Narcissist 45, Trump Loyalty isn't about you, it's about him. Send him all your money & forget about it. Expect nothing in return, in bucket-fulls.

@CloudsGirl7

4 ай бұрын

You can see how slow a student he would've been. "...So apparently, one plus one is two, can you believe that?" "Yeah, dude. You should have learned that the FIRST time you went through this grade."

Proud UAW member, and proud of my fellow union members for endorsing Biden! Union strong ✊🏻

@gmrrnracr

4 ай бұрын

❤

@ileneplantone3817

4 ай бұрын

Absolutely. I loved seeing it.

@wvu05

4 ай бұрын

SEIU member proud of my fellow workers!

I vote to make the "Vibe Session" a regular bit! I loved it.

The voters that matter most: his juries. 🤣

@uosdwisrdewoh418

4 ай бұрын

Yes. That was the joke he opened with.

@ttacking_you

4 ай бұрын

But we appreciate the caption

@Akbonkster

4 ай бұрын

@@ttacking_youhard disagree. Posting punchlines should be grounds for being punched.

@brad3706

4 ай бұрын

Question is, will Trump's attornies remember to check the "by jury" box when they file.... Carroll soaked up 5 million and rumor has it, 30-100 million might be awarded early next week.

@vegasromaniac

4 ай бұрын

Great joke

Everything after no is why he is in court 😂😂😂

@garfield2439

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 exactly

@denisphelan8987

4 ай бұрын

Well said my friend, well said.

Louis Cato being a cool cat in the background of the vibe was pure gold!! Great laugh for the morning!

@lynndanielson4172

4 ай бұрын

He had me tapping a toe and snapping a finger😸

OMFG The “VIBE SESSION” was the best thing EVER, Please continue them on. I almost choked on my oatmeal this morning 😂😂😂 Love You Colbert!! #TheBigOrangeIsDoNe!!

Trump's presidential campaign is *also* him ignoring everything after most voters told him "no" twice

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

4 ай бұрын

He didn’t just ignore us, he tried stealing our election from us!

@martabubnich904

4 ай бұрын

And he is getting another NO in November. 😊

@c0mpu73rguy

4 ай бұрын

@@martabubnich904He’s definitely not if he’s against Sleepy Joe again. (Please prove me wrong)

@aliceinwonderland887

4 ай бұрын

He has not quite formed a scab yet he still he has an open festering wound.

@alioxinfree

4 ай бұрын

Some version of this punchline is the winning slogan.

Trump loyalty. Perfect example of an oxymoron.

@RockDavid

4 ай бұрын

agreed, im all in for Biden i HATE America and love this border open and we are at the office betting on how fast we can hit 40 trillion national DEBT BRING DOWN AMERICA !!!! Vote BIDEN and smaller office DEMS...AMERICA MUST FALLL!!!!!! Its the only way we can remove Trump and other republic thinking people Communism/Socialism or nothing It worked amazing for Cuba, China, and Vietnam why can't we do the same?

@laseourable

4 ай бұрын

Or, just a moron.

@Treebard

4 ай бұрын

And... just a moron.🤷🏻‍♀️

@kjpcgaming9296

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, Trump's on Oxy leading a bunch of Morons LOL Dont' know why that's funny but on the news today they had a report about people in the Trump whitehouse doing drugs - big time.

@tonib5899

4 ай бұрын

An oxymoron of morons, oh the irony(which they probably think is a metal).

"Which is fitting 'cause the whole trial is the result of Trump disregarding everything after "no"... " That is absolutely fantastic !! That, dear friends, is a 'keeper'...... !!!

@witchypoorose5196

4 ай бұрын

Classic Mr. Colbert: BOOM!🎤

@alfredbutler7665

4 ай бұрын

Ukraine was a Money embezzlement scam and you fell for it. Good job failing the IQ test.

@philwright2480

4 ай бұрын

Because, not cause

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@alfredbutler7665

4 ай бұрын

@@kasper7203 only stupid people fight over primitive religions that aren’t real

The usual greatness, but huge props to the band for keeping straight faces! 😎

"This is what Trump loyalty gets you". Let these words serve as a warning to the MAGA cult. Your "messiah" will drop you like a lead sinker.

@thomasneal9291

4 ай бұрын

... exactly as he treated his own VICE PRESIDENT when they refused to break the law for Trump.

@faithlesshound5621

4 ай бұрын

It's tough when you're an ALPHA MALE and all the thanks you get is security throwing you out for outing Da Boss's Moll. Not that Alina seemed to understand she was outing herself.

@TorukMaktoDracarys

4 ай бұрын

"IF" I had to choose between MAGA Cult OR the Democrat K k clan, I would definitely choose MAGA, I just can't get past the more than 200 years of Dems Human Rights Abuses, Like Trail of Tears, Slavery, Lynching, Segregation, Jim Crow Laws, Blocking the Republican Championed Civil Rights Act for more than a Decade til LBJ watered it down, just to name a few.

@TorukMaktoDracarys

4 ай бұрын

Says the person in the Demo K k clan with more than 200 years of Human Rights Abuses.

@muckymucks

4 ай бұрын

The really sad part is the dummy is still going to vote for his god-emperor.

That was the young fellas first taste of authoritarianism. How do you think he liked it?

@garfield2439

4 ай бұрын

They need to learn that they will come after them too, not just liberals!!!

@cibriis1710

4 ай бұрын

He'll get used to it, don't worry

@JohnnyNada

4 ай бұрын

My first taste was Colbert and these guys forcing us to get the 💉

@ivanm970

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnnyNadawhaaa….??

@bigdreams5554

4 ай бұрын

​@@ivanm970ignore the Russian troll bots

Stephen is such an accomplished actor and versatile comic!! A great pleasure to watch and listen. Enormous value added to the news stories.

“You’re drowning in dough but you don’t feel it yet because it’s not yet…bread” took me out ha. Vibe session was great

Y’all know what to do, right? VOTE! 💙 Vote as if your life - nay, our country - depend on it. Because, this time, it does.

@garfield2439

4 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

@aWOKEn1445

4 ай бұрын

It does!!!

@TBMODB

4 ай бұрын

🌊

Make Vibe Sessions with Colbert a thing. Nailed it.

@MacUser2-il2cx

4 ай бұрын

I was groovin' with it.

@gratefulone6669

4 ай бұрын

I was diggin it. He's a real cool cat 😊✌️ (i smiled thru da whole thing, esp since I luv jazz 😁)

@edwardlulofs444

4 ай бұрын

I couldn’t even recognize him until he broke character!

@wordeye

4 ай бұрын

👍👍

@malteschaper3782

4 ай бұрын

This came out of nowhere and was a thing of beauty!

I love how the entire band was wearing sunglasses during Stephen's Vibe Session

4 months in jail for attempting to overthrow the US Government, 5 years for sending your child to the wrong school district. Equal justice under the law.

@ACoolKidsProduction

4 ай бұрын

Oh, the four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

@FireStormOOO_

4 ай бұрын

4 months for refusing to testify before congress. Stay tuned for count two...

@Omoloya1

4 ай бұрын

Two tier justice system, for REAL for real.

@mynameisworld

4 ай бұрын

And a possible death penalty for having a miscarriage.

@VP_A-Team

4 ай бұрын

Tanya McDowell didn't _'send her son to the wrong school district'._ She falsified a residence, but more specifically, it was considered felony larceny as it took more than $15,000 in funds from the Norwalk School District to pay for her son to attend that was not from that district. That charge 'stunk' to me as she was just trying to get her son in school at a time she didn't have an address, according to her. That was in April, 2011. That would not have gotten her jail time, probably probation and a fine with a reduced charge given the circumstances. *That was not what got her 5 years.* She was arrested and charged two months later for *offering drugs and prostitutes to undercover police officers multiple times,* including once in May leaving her son's birthday party to sell crack. Plus she was arrested in Nov., 2010 prior to the school thing for being in possession of marijuana and crack cocaine. McDowell was charged with seven counts in total, including the 'over-charged' felony larceny. McDowell also had a previous record of bank robbery and weapons crimes that got her 18 months in prison a decade earlier.

"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump world." --Someone Who Just Learned Irony

@Aliyah_666

4 ай бұрын

Its a big oof...mans didn't learn anything probably, but we can hope he figured out irony *this time* .

Amazing to me how Trump's attorney actually passed the NY state bar. Especially considering she got her law degree at Trump University.

@thomasneal9291

4 ай бұрын

of further note to that story... The RICO charges filed against Trump for what he did with the money he laundered with that university... were dropped when he was elected POTUS in 2015. He's always been a conman, from a conman family. runs in his blood.

@threadbarerag336

4 ай бұрын

Probably passed by one point.

@kathleenr4047

4 ай бұрын

She thinks she's important and qualified. How does she not know that nobody else wanted the job? All the 'GOOD', high-powered, legit attorneys would not TOUCH a Trump case. Everybody else knows it, how does she not know it? --- She was simply the only option left.

@gamepapa1211

4 ай бұрын

@@kathleenr4047 Pretty sure she's only doing this for her future tell-all book she no doubt is writing right now.

@alex35agm

4 ай бұрын

Judging by Habba's behavior it doesn't seem like she passes too many bars.

Keep up the excellent work, Stephen! You are helping us keep a sense of humor, which nowadays is a survival skill. Good job, buddy!

As a guy that's worked in construction for decades. A scab is lower than a rat. Once labelled a scab, it seeps into your bones like radiation and it stays. You'll always be known as a scab, no matter which construction site you work on. Of all the things to label Trump. Fain absolutely hit the nail on the head.

Trump disregarding everything after "No" --- spit my drink out laughing!!!

@yvonnemoore7588

4 ай бұрын

😂

@Jartran72

4 ай бұрын

That joke does not work. It is disregarding the no and basing your actions on the wilful disregard of the victims wishes that is the problem. What is there to disregard but the no?

@johnsmithe4656

4 ай бұрын

​@@Jartran72 What the hell are you talking about? It's not a joke. That's what happened. Trump was only supposed to answer "yes" or "no" -- The judge said to disregard everything _after_ the "yes" or "no" because Trump was rambling like the geriatric narcissist he is -- what can you possibly be confused about?

@SimonFrack

4 ай бұрын

@@johnsmithe4656The joke is about the assault. It doesn’t quite work because Trump disregarded the word “No”, not everything said after “No”.

@johnsmithe4656

4 ай бұрын

@@SimonFrack I think you're confused. Watch the video again.

Some fun trivia surrounding the word "trumpery" : -Nonsense; twaddle. -Of little or no value; trifling, worthless; rubbishy; trashy. -Attractive articles of little value or use. -Practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth. -Showy but worthless. -Delusive or shallow. "Trumpery derives from the Middle English trompery and ultimately from the Middle French tromper, meaning "to deceive." Trumpery first appeared in English in the mid-15th century with the meanings "deceit or fraud" (a sense that is now obsolete) and "worthless nonsense." Less than 100 years later, it was being applied to material objects of little or no value. The verb phrase trump up means "to concoct with the intent to deceive"." *- All of the above is taken from the Merriam Webster Dictionary* While the word "trump", means *fart* in English slang.

@victoriasmith8570

4 ай бұрын

That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing! You gave me a chuckle.

@williamcrowe2576

4 ай бұрын

And that's one of the reasons Republicans are trying to ban the dictionary.

@Tonyhouse1168

4 ай бұрын

And all while it was changed from Drumpf. They literally can’t do a damn thing right (except lose).

@coleengoodell7523

4 ай бұрын

Perfect definition of him.

@HopskotchBunny

4 ай бұрын

I vote for fart as my favorite *

“No wonder Janet’s… yellin’.” That was great.

You guys have been on fire with these Trump jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Apparently it's wrong to think people who tried to stay in power by force shouldn't be allowed on the ballot.

@davidblackburn3396

4 ай бұрын

​@@johnjylanne7100 You actually believe that? You're really that naive? What an easy mark you are.

@223Drone

4 ай бұрын

@@johnjylanne7100 Except there is no evidence to support such a claim especially when we'll known pro-Trump pundits were bragging about going to DC to stop the certification on social media.

@johnjylanne7100

4 ай бұрын

I don't normally watch Colbert, but you seem to. I can tell.@@davidblackburn3396

@patton3338

4 ай бұрын

@@johnjylanne7100 Hey John, how are ya gonna feel once Trump's in prison and Biden wins reelection? Tick Tock buddy, it's coming and you can't stop it. 😘

@Aspartame69

4 ай бұрын

@@davidblackburn3396 Its on video. Its the same guys who turn up to far right rallies in masks only to be chased off by proudboys who realise they are there to smear them.

Give it up for Mr. Louis Cato leading that beatnik audience snap-along like a boss!

@kathleenr4047

4 ай бұрын

The double bass player woman was playing the double bass. And Joe was playing the snare and the cymbals, gently.

That vibe session - is there nothing Colbert can't do?!?

Louis in the background, looking cool and trying not to laugh during the Vibe Session, made my week 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Please have Shawn Fein on the show as a guest. His speech was absolutely amazing.

@annenelson5656

4 ай бұрын

Forgive my ignorance, I do not know this gentleman. What strikes me is his name which is oddly reminiscent of Sinn Fein the Irish Republican Army founded in 1918 to keep the British out of Ireland and continue to protest the division of Ireland. Sinn Fein (pronounced as shawn fine) roughly translates to “We Ourselves”. I definitely need to learn about this man! All the best!

@zernebock73

4 ай бұрын

@@annenelson5656 Shawn Fein and his lovely girlfriend; Fiona Gayle

Trump going to prison would be all the vibe 2024 could ever want!

@RockDavid

4 ай бұрын

I agree, and keep Biden in, i wanna see how much more we can destroy America in record time THis MAGA and keep America the focus for Americans is stupid REMOVE all borders welfare for all illegals Im with you Let's jail Trump

@andrewroberts6123

4 ай бұрын

Code name ; Chester Cheato

@andrewroberts6123

4 ай бұрын

Code name ; Honey Buns

@andrewroberts6123

4 ай бұрын

Code name ; Prison Tan

@KeithWF

4 ай бұрын

The biggest boon to alcohol sales worldwide as people everywhere celebrate.

Stephen Colbert = National Treasure 🥰

Brilliant monolog Stephen.

Haley got 47%! MTG blew a fuse!

@disastermaster1413

4 ай бұрын

Fuse is the name of her 15 year old boyfriend

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

4 ай бұрын

And in typical dirty maga fashion, Large Marge claimed it was rigged

@aliceinwonderland887

4 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 poor kid

@RockDavid

4 ай бұрын

Have you seen ABC and CBS reporting showing Democrats came in voting for her in a Rep vote I starting to think us Democrats are taking cheating to a bigger level

@TheUluxian

4 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 Sick...yet still hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well played!

I want to see him in jail. Not a puff prison. No pardon either!

@missg.5940

4 ай бұрын

The same level of prison as anyone else committing same crimes would be sent to!

@nomenclature9373

4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, he will be confined to house arrest at one of his clubs. He will have a mental breakdown. Though not from the 18 hole golf course privileges being taken away because he will still have 1 - 2 hours recreation time at a one hole putting green. The further mental downward spiral instead resulting from no longer having the ability to crash wedding parties.

@Mycatsname

4 ай бұрын

@@nomenclature9373if he goes into house arrest then there’s no hope for America. America has based its whole society on the rule of law instead of the pomp and ceremony of the Monarchy. The great experiment. I hope that he goes away and never gets out.

@TophinatorStreams

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t mind it if he slipped and fell and …oops, gone.

@TophinatorStreams

4 ай бұрын

@@nomenclature9373Nah. Judges make the call for alternate sentencing and their guidelines. And that’s towards criminals they don’t get sass from. If he does, he’ll be found to violate house-arrest orders and will need prison to keep him from wondering off into traffic. 😂

I’ve been a union worker most of my adult life and I’ve learned this: if you’re working class or middle class you vote Republican if you care about culture war stuff and you vote Democratic if you care about making a living.

@nancyshelton2525

4 ай бұрын

Republicans for culture war???? Racists, bigots, frauds & rapists?

Thanks to All the Americans who are Standing up for this country. 😎🇺🇲

I like coming to Stephen's monologues to get the truth in the news...

@treybrzezowski3259

4 ай бұрын

Here's some truth for you then: Joe Biden Bypassed Congress to send another $14 *Billion* to Israel to bomb another hospital full of innocent civilians, leading to the ever-climbing Palestinian Death Toll which as of last Friday was soaring past 22 Thousand. For comparison, the number of victims on October 7th was 1700. Our President is funding a fucking genocide rather than using that money to fix all the problems over here. Homelessness would no longer be a thing if we used that $14 Billion to build houses for everyone.

@Aliyah_666

4 ай бұрын

​@@johnjylanne7100oh boy....😂 bud just no...

@stephenberndl2939

4 ай бұрын

Right ....Colbert, Meyers, Kimmel, and John Stewart coming back on the today show .. comedians give the most honest monologs

@thomasneal9291

4 ай бұрын

@@johnjylanne7100 "Reality has a well known liberal bias." it's true... and you know who said that? go ahead, look it up.

@lizgauthier4316

4 ай бұрын

Me too 😅

Kicked out of the Dump rally. So much for HIS "freedom of speech".

@muskyoxes

4 ай бұрын

And he'll learn and change nothing, continuing to vote for and give undying support to someone who's too weak to even explain why he kicked him out

@jessicazellner7336

4 ай бұрын

Great point! That’s what we would have to look forward to

Mad respect for the band being able to keep a straight face for that bit

Omg I love Stephen Colbert all the time but this was extra good. God bless him.

Damn tonight's jokes were savage. Goldilocks Bidenomics is the only vibe I'm on. That vibe session was amazing. Loved it.

@trollpolice

4 ай бұрын

My receipt from the super mkt says Bidenomics so no bueno jack

@kasper7203

4 ай бұрын

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@oldauntzibby4395

4 ай бұрын

Some people aren't feeling the vibe because they watch Fox entertainment and believe what they're told ("crime and inflation are out of control" despite statistics showing that isn't true). The rest of us are uneasy because we still have repubes in the House and Senate that are actively trying to destroy the economy and create chaos instead of getting things done, because they believe it will help rump.

Always love his Biden impersonation 😎

@TophinatorStreams

4 ай бұрын

😂 It’s pretty groovey, Jack!

I think the reason for the economic pessimism is because perception doesn’t care about statistics. My pay gives me less purchasing power now than it did 2 years ago. Corporations are still doing massive layoffs. It still feels like workers are getting a bad deal, even as businesses report record profits.

Long time fan, first time posting. Vibe Session may be the best thing I've seen you do. Loved it!

Stephen is such a nuanced and multi-talented entertainer. Stay healthy Stephen, we need you!

Four months in prison is just a slap on the wrist. He should have sentenced to far more for such a treasonous act.

@Slo-ryde

4 ай бұрын

Glad you see it as well….for the elites, the justice system is a joke!

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121

4 ай бұрын

Not only that, but 4 months in a white collar prison, which is basically a house. What a joke your justice system is

@OlafPijl

4 ай бұрын

That’s why Trump should go to jail and not get home confinement in his resort.

@ACoolKidsProduction

4 ай бұрын

The four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

@jondaniel6948

4 ай бұрын

you're illuminating your general lack of knowledge on the subject if you think Trump is going to spend time behind bars 😅

Love the Beat session.

Shoutout to the band for not breaking _once_ during the Vibe Session bit. Consummate professionalism and absolutely hilarious.

I demand more Vibe Sessions from Stephen

@Rugelacharugula

4 ай бұрын

I want an ASMR video to fall asleep to!

@hlcepeda

4 ай бұрын

I hope they make it a regular thing. Fun to watch!

@kathen58

4 ай бұрын

Pure Colbert gold.

@nancetheDanceVixen

4 ай бұрын

Hep Cat 🪘

Now I'm just a normal person, never been to law school or any of that stuff....but I'm pretty sure Habba lying about an illness so her client couldn't testify for a day or two to win a primary has to break some law on the books.

@MajorHenryL

4 ай бұрын

F.S. 837.012 Perjury when not in an official proceeding However, under these circumstances, Florida law provides that this type of perjury is a first-degree misdemeanor carrying a penalty of up to 1 year in jail and a $1,000 fine. *Apologiesthis is in regard to his case in New York. I'm not nearly as familiar with the law there. That being said it's still likely to have some measure of penalty. At the very least I could see it getting the bar to revoke her license to practice there.

@kathybyerly7904

4 ай бұрын

You'd think the judge would've held in contempt something but not a damn thing.

@aliceinwonderland887

4 ай бұрын

ye but right now we can let them slide... once he's convicted. Get em all even those damn senators and house representatives who were in on it.

@TheUluxian

4 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL It's not perjury, she wasn't testifying under oath.. Not illegal, but it IS unethical. The Bar will be having a look-see...along with many other items they'll be taking a dive into surrounding her courtroom antics Judge Kaplan will surely be sending along some notes to the NYBA

@thomasneal9291

4 ай бұрын

@@TheUluxian lying to a judge is indeed at the very least considered contempt of court in every courtroom in the US. the judge can exercise discretion... but they can also be disbarred if it they refuse to do so too often. it's happened before.

This single show is Emmy worthy! 🎉

Stephen keep going all you comic’s have a huge job ahead of you in the next year and the presidency.🙏🏼❤️

Easily best monologue of the year. Colbert on the bongos, awesome.

That Vibe Sesh was epic 😂 🙌🏾🕶️

He needs to be in jail. Period.

This is how they treat loyalty in trump world...correct😂😂😂

Stephen is a crucial voice for the American left. His monologues in the evening are a welcome break from the insanity of the far right.

@bigdreams5554

4 ай бұрын

I would say he's a voice for the reasonably sane American. Most sane Americans actually like the constitution and wouldn't want insurrectionists to take over the government

@traviscutler9912

4 ай бұрын

WHY CORPORATE JOE IS SO UNPOPULAR. Joe Biden purposely made student debt relief fail on a technicality as he knew it would be overturned by the supreme Court. That way, he could force young voters to come out to the polls a third time with the carrot and stick hanging over their heads. A $15 minimum wage was completely ignored by a made-up parliamentarian. Joe Biden promised a public healthcare option but now never mentions it. Refugee kids are still dying in detention centers at the border. Biden has given more gas and oil exploration permits than Trump. Joe Biden helped break the back of the railroad workers union. Joe Biden has continued a proxy war against Russia and most importantly unequivocally supports Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza which pushes us to the brink of nuclear Armageddon. And on and on and on and on.... These undeniable facts are why the president is so unpopular because the broader electorate understands that he works for corporations, not them. Obviously the Republicans are fascist, but the Democrats through their corporate corrupt complicity are sleepwalking us into this grim future. Sadly, Corporate Joe's sole purpose is to block progressive energy and the DNC is perfectly fine with Trump being president so long as Americans never get universal healthcare. The system works.

@MartaWomack

4 ай бұрын

Very true! He's a gift.

@EarthSurferUSA

4 ай бұрын

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

@anitamartini5144

4 ай бұрын

Colbert is speaking on behalf of ALL AMERICANS and the health of our collective democracy (not just one side)

"This is how they treat loyalty in Trumpworld". Very good, bud. It only took you about 8 years to learn what the rest of us already knew.

@Zalzany

4 ай бұрын

Red hats are very slow learners sigh...

@rottweilerfun9520

4 ай бұрын

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

@rottweilerfun9520

4 ай бұрын

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

@rottweilerfun9520

4 ай бұрын

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

@eringo-bragh4243

4 ай бұрын

And yet he was back with a video sucking....

Great Vibes Session

Cool bongo vibes! You're rockin' Stephen!

Sheer genius. The team that wrote this script and came up with the vibe session are brilliant

That kid learning about the Leopards Eating Your Face party in real time is just beautiful

@petercoo9177

4 ай бұрын

He's a real prize that one... I want to ask him (but not really) "awww poor baby, do you need me tp protect you from all the big, bad women who hurt your poor fee-fees?"

this sketch was amazing!

Drowning in dough, not bread yet. Perfect explanation

Vibe Session is classic Carson. More of this goofy goodness.

This was a pure Stephen Colbert magic monologue. His political satire is so above anyone else. He needs to win an award just for this. Excellent. I laughed my AZZ off!

@hlcepeda

4 ай бұрын

Nailed the monologue at the very end with the Vibe Session bit. A brilliant take on mid-20th century "beat poetry" down to the '50s Wayfarer shades, goatee, hairstyle, turtleneck, and bongo drums, and with the band in sync to the beat vibe (even with the anachronistic cowboy hat in view). Perfect!

@turkey0165

4 ай бұрын

You're taste in Stephen Colber reminds me of Hamhawks without the Pinto beans or cornbread !

@TraXx-eb1oq

4 ай бұрын

You do realize he pretty much reads off a teleprompter...with a payed audience, told when to laugh and clap etc..

@OmnivorousOtter101

4 ай бұрын

@@TraXx-eb1oq so? Isn't that how ALL talkshows work?

@EarthSurferUSA

4 ай бұрын

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

Thank you for your coverage of bidenomics - funny, comprehensive and easily digestible to those that find those issues difficult to follow 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

"This is how they treat loyalty in Trump World. 😢" DUH, where tf have you been, Quattrucci?! 🤣🤣🤣

@lynemac2539

4 ай бұрын

They have to learn everything the hard way.

Freakin' on fire tonight. Can't stop laughing. Thanks Stephen, I needed that.

Trump lasted twice as long (3 minutes on the stand) as his time with Stormy Daniels (90 seconds).

@BANGbucketHEAD

4 ай бұрын

😂

@lovelyskull3483

4 ай бұрын

Bahahahaha!

@cynthiawilson4500

4 ай бұрын

😂❤

@mr.dragoncrypto4138

4 ай бұрын

He got upset and filled his diaper.

@midknight

4 ай бұрын

His penis and fingers are the same short size

The man demands loyalty, then kicks you to the curb as soon as you’re no longer useful to him. And *that’s* who the GOP is nominating for President

That dude claimed his is an "alpha male:" LOL!

Lock him up

@wargodsix

4 ай бұрын

Make America great again trump for prison still nothing found on hunters laptop or Hilary’s servers

@disastermaster1413

4 ай бұрын

Yes, lock Stephen colbert up

@jandjhroco

4 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 enlighten us what he did wrong

@eeyorehaferbock7870

4 ай бұрын

@@jandjhrocoit’s a troll. Ignore them.

@TheUluxian

4 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 "My, what original and witty banter. Your parents must be so proud of you, disaster!" ...said no one. ever

Nobody beats the Colbert Vibe Session. Damn cool!

You are the best late night show host. You are my favourite. Over all the others, you are my favourite.

ngl, I was vibing with that Vibe Session

Another BRILLIANT monologue punctuated with a Beatnik Vice Session exclamation mark. Way Perfetto Daddy-O!

I love to see beatniks adequately represented in the media!

Love the "The Fat and the Furious" intro!

That custody joke was a bold move.

Stephen’s having fun these days. Good for all of us to laugh. Thanks!

@tonyboy7911

4 ай бұрын

Y’a! Imagine if he actually said something funny!!!

The Vibesession was so good it literally brought tears to my eyes ❤️

Mr. Colbert! You are a Hero of American politics!!!

We need a Vibesession in every show now !