"Don't dish it out if you can't take it."..

@jesse_-

Ай бұрын

Exactly! Now that we know the Russian collusion was fake in order to remove Trump from office, when do the treason trials begin?

@jim7993

Ай бұрын

Somebody needs to tell mr orange thin skin!

@angelrosekeeley

Ай бұрын

Obviously Donald Trump can't either He's Mad

@mob4336

Ай бұрын

⁠@@jim7993lmao thin skin ??? He might have a bit of that but seriously Do you realize he has to deal with nonsense, bias media , propaganda, people talking about him 24/7 . How would you handle it ? lol

“The race remains very close….????!!! Now that’s a LAUGH!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

I agree...president Biden is CRUSHING Sleepy Don so much even Fox won't talk about it! 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂

"Really bad." That's it? My four-year-old great-grandchild is more fluent in English than that.

You’re such a good Christian ,Trump. Why don’t you turn the other cheek ………..

@alexandranitana295

Ай бұрын

He might fart or shart

Did Biden do his Ron Burgandy teleprompter impression? Biden's does it perfectly

@derekh1593

Ай бұрын

Problem is he doesn't even know who Ron Burgandy is 😂

@jesselee4405

Ай бұрын

haha

@geraldbaudoin336

Ай бұрын

@@derekh1593 The problem is that you two people spelled B-u-r-g-u-n-d-y incorrectly.

@taua3645

Ай бұрын

Nō. He just keeps beating Trump like a drum.

"Roast" Are they gonna rap battle eachother?

@Vghtffghhj

Ай бұрын

It’s become such a joke.

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

Trump could not battle his way out of a paper bag!

@christopher7952

Ай бұрын

​@@taefravisyou can't either

Fragile Ego Donnie just can't stand it!!!!

Jimmy Farter didn't like that.

Trump has all kinda names for Biden but cant handle anyone calling him names

“The race remains very close" tells you all about the moral and ethical decline of American society. So, if Al Capone and John Gotti were also running as GOP Candidate, the race would have been close

@BlotRorschach

Ай бұрын

Behold the awfulness of the Biden administration.

@brians7181

Ай бұрын

Trump isn't using 20 shell companies to launder money

Trump crying again. Now he has to sit in silence at his trial.

@manspider6574

Ай бұрын

Brain rot

@5thribroarn304

Ай бұрын

A Leading Campaign Opponent "sitting in silence" was and is the losing Candidate's Goal. How's that Democracy for ya?!!

@5thribroarn304

Ай бұрын

Trump 2024!!

@harveydoherty6995

Ай бұрын

We have enough problems,that Trump is a traitor to every American!​@@5thribroarn304

@liamx6636

Ай бұрын

Trump 24!

Terrible, awful, no good.

What roast 💀

Who in their right mind would ever believe a word from the today show.

It’s sad that the American people are so sharply divided. Instead of wanting to make things better people are more intent on division

Sir y’all need to be more strict on 18 wheelers hauling loads. Because where I’m from we have 2 lane country roads and it’s not necessary to haul oversized 18 wheeler loads down those roads. Sir you need to tell them that they have to stay on the truck route that has a bigger and wider road

Trump should stop challenging Biden to a debate, he stands no chance in light of the roasting he got from Biden. The reaction of Trump only goes to show just how childish Trump really is when it comes to joking around.

@Crysomemore19

Ай бұрын

The roasting? Do you have the sense of humor of a 7 year old? I think the only thing that has been roasted in the Biden family is his uncle according to what Joe says 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥩🍖🥓🍗

@bcatblues725

Ай бұрын

He’s not going to debate him, but if he does, it’s just gonna be Trump yelling over anything Biden has to say. He’s been there done that.

@bcatblues725

Ай бұрын

@@Crysomemore19 Grow up

@user-sn3ch4mt4i

Ай бұрын

@@bcatblues725 indeed

@liamx6636

Ай бұрын

It makes me feel really confident seeing all these comments from spam and shill accounts. The democrats are desperate.

give it up donnie....YOU'RE DONE

@robertforsberg976

Ай бұрын

Your folks said that when they first saw you....a democrap?

@user-lf6hu2bi7o

Ай бұрын

@@robertforsberg976crying

@jesselee4405

Ай бұрын

lol

@jasonlowrey1096

Ай бұрын

Hey he’s not going anywhere until his cases are over

Imagine using doj to attack political opponents then bragging about it as media gives you a pass

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

Imagine being so delusional that you think that's what's happening

Donnie called the dinner "really bad", but his trial is HILARIOUS! ;-)

@5thribroarn304

Ай бұрын

Especially when everyone learns that it was a Michael Cohen/Stormy Daniels Affair!! Hahahaha!!

@5thribroarn304

Ай бұрын

Trump 2024!!

@Theunsilentmajority

Ай бұрын

The trial that PRESIDENT TRUMP is involved with is an injustice.

@jessicadavid5661

Ай бұрын

Your mom is really bad. You need a father.

@geraldbaudoin336

Ай бұрын

@@5thribroarn304 OAN just apologized to Cohen for spreading that lie.OAN may soon be history.

This was done a year ago changing who is going after him but still going after the same thing is being tried twice!

Lock this criminal up!!!

@DarthVaderTheSithLord

Ай бұрын

Not going to happen.

@ross4061

Ай бұрын

I very much doubt Biden will go to prison!?

@liamwatson6789

Ай бұрын

They'll never lock Joe up

Trump gots some weak sauce comebacks.

RFK, JR. 2024! Just listen to what he has to say.

My vice president endorses me Kamala: i did endorse you in the passage of time passage of time passage of time passage of time passage of time 🥗

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

🤦‍♂️🤤

Stop giving Trump so much free air time!

@jesse_-

Ай бұрын

All these cases have brought mega attention to the corrupt establishment. This has helped trump a lot. Got more people supporting him then ever before.

@nicholasclarence

Ай бұрын

TRUMP 2024, soy boy.

@TheBubbles79

Ай бұрын

Haha. Love it!

@manspider6574

Ай бұрын

Trump 2024

@californiacat9762

Ай бұрын

Big thumbs up 👍🏻

It happens like daily and sir y’all need to be more strict on truck drivers with oversized loads. People get killed that way because no room for 18 wheelers and the car. 18 wheelers should and are supposed to always take the truck route unless a delivery is there. And most are passing through.

KENNEDY 2024 🇺🇸

😂😂 it was way better than any of the repetitive sleepy Joe nonsense. Trump is just mad that he got roasted

I love Joe Biden’s speech, it was hilarious because it is all true.

@jasonlowrey1096

Ай бұрын

Bruh do you even read people lips 🤣

And you need a pilot not a caboose

Biden 🤡

Congrats on the new polling record, Joe! 💩🤡

@californiacat9762

Ай бұрын

Yes 🙏🏼👍🏻🌸

@liamx6636

Ай бұрын

LOL right?! TRUMP 2024 SAVE THE REPUBLIC

@GodWeenSatan

Ай бұрын

When have polls ever been rught?

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

@@californiacat9762 Trump breaks new records all the time! Just not the ones to be proud of! 😂😂😂

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

@@liamx6636 Trump 2024 is an expiry date! The grim reaper is coming for Donald Rip Von Stinkle

And the caboose is always nice just to watch the load from behind

'Really bad...' - Trump firing off zingers with the best words. 😂😂😂He has the vocabulary of an uneducated teenager. Sad.

Biden is actually pathetic at this point.

The stormy weather bit was an excellent crack, if even a low blow

We’ll see who has the last laughs Biden

Hello, my name is Raymond. I rode a little bus to school. Don’t make fun of me because I rode the little bus and I can’t figure things out fast.

FJB

And obviously their a lot of people who wants trump back the your blue records am I right 🤣

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

Is this english?

He's so pathetic.

TYRANNY

Y'all, love to repeat the stupid things that comes out of his mouth...find something better to cover!

Whaaaaa Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa somebody please change his diaper and give him his pacifier

They made the Whitehouse dinner Saturday night live while the South Park guy makes a movie We are so proud

And cops need to start stopping oversized loads down county roads if another route is available which I’m sure it is. That’s how people get killed because an 18 wheeler hauling oversized loads down country roads and another road is available.

Blue 💙

@jasonlowrey1096

Ай бұрын

Only if a lot vote for blue but sadly we were blue and what happen is that a lot switch to red

Trump can push hate talk bad about others but when the coln he cry's like a baby

How is Trump leading Biden?

@AnonymousUser-ww6ns

Ай бұрын

Because he actually cares about America unlike Biden. Under Trump there was less or none illegal immgrants or aliens in the USA, lower inflation, lower prices, no wars with Ukraine and Israel. That enough right there is enough for me to vote for him.

@CarlosRamirez-wb7zu

Ай бұрын

Election is still 7 months away. Most people don't care yet.

@Crysomemore19

Ай бұрын

Because Biden is terrible. 38% approval rating, do you live under a rock?

@jaobidan2358

Ай бұрын

Biden is very unlikeable and is a poor leader. Should've went with someone else while you had the chance.

@TheBubbles79

Ай бұрын

If you have to ask that question then you’re obviously not the smartest person in the world

Tara reade interview with Glenn beck watched it interesting

@StephenKershaw1

Ай бұрын

no one takes Glenn Beck seriously... he has no credibility... he's not a member of the press nor a journalist..... he's a failed actor

EVEN our democrat friend thought this was sick

@user-lf6hu2bi7o

Ай бұрын

Russian bot

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

Yeah we believe you.... just kidding only Maga would be dumb enough to believe this

At least we know the vice president will be put in prison along with the president if he ever gets found guilty of a crime and which is jailable 0:43

trump can't even express a sense of humor, when the roast is for someone else!

Did Trump fart and wake himself up?

@TheBubbles79

Ай бұрын

No but your wife did

@tbessy1963

Ай бұрын

He snorted another line of atterrall and took a dump in his depends.

@jalapeno6847

Ай бұрын

With the gas he blows out comes the poop he sits on all day in court, that's the squishy thing they smell.

@jalapeno6847

Ай бұрын

​@@TheBubbles79Are you projecting like your cult leader does.

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

@@TheBubbles79 Art least they have a wife...all you have is your mother lol

Watching Biden try to eat his salad was embarrassing.

@TheBubbles79

Ай бұрын

And disgusting

@californiacat9762

Ай бұрын

Biden is in the White house. Trump is in the courthouse. Sorry for your luck or lack of.

@derekh1593

Ай бұрын

@@californiacat9762 Wait until you realize you are chewing another nothing burger 😂

@TheBubbles79

Ай бұрын

@@californiacat9762 you’re gonna hate life come November lol.

@commonground981

Ай бұрын

​@derekhill1593 Gee, haven't heard that one before. Got any more witty comments?

If trump wins I leaving this country

@jasonlowrey1096

Ай бұрын

That what we said if Biden get elected again XD 🤣

@ross4061

Ай бұрын

Goodbye

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

He won't

Brandon since when you became an comedian

Trump babbles on - as long as he is on camera he feels in control!!

@CorritOUT

Ай бұрын

Ya mean Biden bumbles and fumbles on dontcha?!?!!😆🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

@derekh1593

Ай бұрын

At least we know he won't look directly into the camera and tell blacks they "ain't black" unless they vote for him like Joe did 😂

@chestyvulva

Ай бұрын

​@@CorritOUTmake sure to check for polyps while you're up there. The American Cancer Society estimates that 152,810 people will be diagnosed with colorectal cancer in 2024, including 54,210 men and 52,380 women with colon cancer, and 27,330 men and 18,890 women with rectal cancer. Stay healthy. ✌️

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

@@CorritOUT Ya mean Trump fumbles and fumbles about on speed Trump thinks that George Washington fought at Gettysburg 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡

@taefravis

Ай бұрын

@@derekh1593 At least we know president Biden is not parading a black woman around saying all black people vote for Trump even though she is an employee of Trump's 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂

PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024!!! 💪💪

Now come on

Trump didn't even show up for his dinner

@noneyabizz8337

Ай бұрын

Weird that you think he should be there.

Dumold Trump didn't get an invite...whine.

Trump didn’t show up to these dinners when he was in the WH, because he is too fragile and nacissistic to handle any joke at his expense.

@liamx6636

Ай бұрын

Racist.

@NeverTooLatewithKate-xq1lb

Ай бұрын

@@liamx6636 How, in any universe, is my comment about Trump’s sociopathic narcissism racist? That is so ricidulous.

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

Exactly

Donnie is very thin skinned.

Or should I say not just a caboose you always need a pilot with oversize loads

THE TRUMP BRAND SHOULD NOT BE FOR SALE, ON THE WHITE HOUSE, THE BIBLE, THE CHURCH... THANK YOU POTUS BIDEN FOR BEING A GOOD MAN.

@brians7181

Ай бұрын

Biden is and has been for sale for a very long time. Wake up.

TRUMP 2024. fJB

I bet Brandon would like to be up against a 6 year old.

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

6 year old is a pretty apt description of Trump. Although a 6 year old wouldn't have failed as badly as president

@LbozoMan-sb6qo

Ай бұрын

​@@Stuckinthemiddle3he means biden is a creep

I really get tired of Trump and the same old rerun.

@jesse_-

Ай бұрын

Tired of seeing the daily false accusations about Trump? Me too. Now that we all know Russian collusion was fake and the dossiers were fake, when do the trials for treason begin?

@HBKshowstopper

Ай бұрын

I'm tired of Biden looking tired and making lame jokes at celebrity galas. I guess roasting Trump is more important than US border security and wars happening in the middle east and Ukraine. Throwing money at those problems apparently is not working. How many more billions and trillions of dollars are we going to give away overseas and to the "migrants" that have and still are invading this country Joe?

How can you vote for biden iff you are a american? I don,t understand🤔

@jalapeno6847

Ай бұрын

The poorly educated can't.

@lafingscarecrow

Ай бұрын

you must think MAGAs are true americans. that's the mistake you've made

@RR42636

Ай бұрын

You could write a book with the list of things you don’t understand 😘

@jalapeno6847

Ай бұрын

Maybe it's because of who you listen to, to get your news of the US. Where do you get your news/who do you listen to?

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

My guess is you don't understand a lot of things. He is way more American than Trump

People really don’t think things through when they make deliveries they just go by gps. Well you can’t haul an oversized load down back country 2 lane roads and the highway is always available

Old donnie looks swollen, orange and tired. Joe looks real good. Oh donnie, just go play golf and leave the people alone.

@Donald-my3oo

Ай бұрын

Let Joe keep on running the country into the ground

@donknox6066

Ай бұрын

He can't. He has court. 😂

@noneyabizz8337

Ай бұрын

Joe looks worse with every day. What are smoking?

@user-rr3ce9vn9m

Ай бұрын

This is what a bot looks like kids

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

​@@noneyabizz8337does your cult have anything but tears and projection?

Pretty sure Biden didn't think those jokes up on his own. He needs help!

@lafingscarecrow

Ай бұрын

not as much as you need help. since you can't tell the difference between a president and a dictator

Joey spent his time laughing at the jokes he was reading because he’d never heard them before.

Trump is 6 points ahead. Joe is already stiff.

@eekamouse-js8lr

Ай бұрын

OMG - according to your latest neighborhood poll? Or maybe it's a poll of FOX/Newsmax viewers? :)

@mrpmrp226

Ай бұрын

If it were true, he would STILL smell better than Trump. Poopsie Loves Putin!

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

No he isn't 😂😂😂

Trump 2024

You can always tell when the baby's awake because it starts whining, and you know it's ready for a diaper change.

Prez Trump is the best, stay strong sir! & reconsider your lawyers & advisors, too many are not trustworthy & gaslighting. You don't need the S.Dakota clown governor as VP running mate, bad advice. Choose someone who is humble and bucks the system. 🇺🇸

Both parties are absolute trash. No hope for the next four years.

@Vghtffghhj

Ай бұрын

It’s so bad. They don’t talk about policies or change. Just bad mouth each other. It’s embarrassing

@shushmebro3845

Ай бұрын

You guys are free to leave, one way tickets to Russia are dirt cheap.

@Vghtffghhj

Ай бұрын

@@shushmebro3845why is wanting more out of the 2 candidates for our highest office comparable to wanting to leave. I can love America and want to live here and still want more from the corrupt politicians that we pay to govern. That comparisons is completely idiotic

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

​@@shushmebro3845you don't have to expose your ignorance you choose to

Biden needs to fire those joke writers

@user-lf6hu2bi7o

Ай бұрын

lol 😂 no you should be

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

You mad? Biden killed it. Way funnier than anything Trump has said

@STXJRB17

Ай бұрын

@@Stuckinthemiddle3 Trumps naturally a funny guy Biden had writers for this thing and it sucked, if it was funny I’d say it’s funny lol

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

@@STXJRB17 no Trump repeats the same stuff over and over I can see how he would be funny to those that aren't educated or intelligent but the majority of us don't think his weak stuff is funny

I heard Joe set a new approval record this weekend. 70%, very impressive. Oh wait, no. Lowest POTUS approval in 70 years. My mistake.

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

Yes that is your mistake since Biden is at 36% and Trump left with 32% so you're wrong

@BlotRorschach

Ай бұрын

​@@Stuckinthemiddle3I stand corrected. 🤣

Colin is horrible he was milking the pause hoping to get more applause he was slow and searching for applause a comic should never beg

I hope Biden doesn’t chicken out like a 6 year old to debate Trump

@californiacat9762

Ай бұрын

Trump looks rather ill.

@5thribroarn304

Ай бұрын

President Trump offered to Debate pResident Biden this very week, so let's see if Biden can make it this week?!!

@user-ju9op8uz9f

Ай бұрын

@@5thribroarn304I think trump is a little tied up in court right now !

Trump had nothing to fire back with except the same worn out rhetoric.

@ClassicFIHD

Ай бұрын

Really, like open borders, gas prices, interest rates, inflation, food prices, home loans....

@sopasopasson5563

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@ClassicFIHDyou forgott loans on commersial properties . US economy is the strongest in the world. What are you talking about ? Inflation is everywere. Interest rares also. Trump likes Russia, he can go there.

@derekh1593

Ай бұрын

@@sopasopasson5563 "Trump likes Russia" says the person who was convinced Trump colluded with Russia and then support the guy who was VP when Russia took Crimea and President when they invaded Ukraine while trading an arms dealer for a basketball player and releasing money to their allies 😂

@derekh1593

Ай бұрын

@@sopasopasson5563 Business Insider reported on April 17th 2024 "Russia's economic growth to surpass U.S. in 2024, advanced economies, IMF says" WAY TO GO JOE! 😂

@ClassicFIHD

Ай бұрын

@@sopasopasson5563 "loans on commersial properties" Smart! ask any businessman. "economy is the strongest" $35 TRILLION in debt! "Inflation is everywere. Interest rares also" What were they 4 years ago?

Fu diaper Don 😂

@jasonlowrey1096

Ай бұрын

Or FJB

I wonder what they are gonna do after this doesn't work. Trumps numbers are getting stronger🤣

Junk news Channel

@stantonfriedman

Ай бұрын

MAGA cant take it 😂😂😂

I thought Biden & Colin were just hilarious - but the Audience absolutely bombed!

@Crysomemore19

Ай бұрын

You have the sense of humor of a 7 year old that’s why.

These are truly degrading money wasting sad entertainment from the dark world we live in😊😊

Trump such a cry baby😂😅😂

Jokes are the best form of humiliation for Trump!

I want to see Biden read a Harry Potter book.

@shushmebro3845

Ай бұрын

I’d like to see you read at a third grade level.

No one cares what Trump has to say. He never has anything new or good to say. Every time he speaks, I lose brain cells.

Joe was funny

Everyone in United States vote for Donald Trump 2024

Trump obviously can't take a joke. He's been ridiculing biden for months, the moment biden makes a joke about him he gets all defensive. 😂😂😂

Trump is not even funnn

Trump is an impetuous child.

Jokes on Biden he’s so terrible he’s down 5 points to a guy with 91 felonies 😂

@Stuckinthemiddle3

Ай бұрын

No he isn't but I get why your cult has to lie to itself