"You were so confident all week. Do you remember who had doubts?" 🤣😂🤣😂

@veanell

13 күн бұрын

He sounded like such a dad saying that.

He wasn't sleeping. He just thinks if he can't see anyone else they can't see him.

@stanbyme7874

14 күн бұрын

My 3 yr old used to do that…

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 SANDY BECKER IN 24

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN

@user-po3ir2tx5z

14 күн бұрын

He's dissociating.

@staceyduncan7490

14 күн бұрын

😂

Jenny taking us all on an unexpected trip to the gun show

@rachelranderson

13 күн бұрын

I'd buy tickets! ❤

@cassandrakarpinski9416

13 күн бұрын

What a world it would be if that was the ONLY type of gun show that existed

@BarryRowlingsonBaz

13 күн бұрын

Its the right to bare arms we all agree with.

@peterg5383

13 күн бұрын

@@BarryRowlingsonBaz: oh my goodness - you win! 🤣

@kari-gs4eq

13 күн бұрын

Jenni got guns!

Falling asleep uncontrollably & at inappropriate places is actually one of the symptoms of dementia. He just keeps checking off more & more of those boxes ☑️

@urazz7739

14 күн бұрын

To be fair, court is boring for a lot of people and even without dementia, Trump is not very healthy in the first place so he probably will fall asleep more easily when bored, especially if he's not getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

@audiblenugz

14 күн бұрын

Or extreme opiate use.

@deborahwilson4684

14 күн бұрын

@KatySue. Both of his parents died from dementia.

@user-bt8uu8yu2e

14 күн бұрын

I have to completely disagree with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@TypoKnig

14 күн бұрын

My guess is his lawyers took him off his stimulants, so he wouldn’t yell in court. But he’s still awake half the night tweeting, so he can’t stay awake. Dementia is a reasonable guess, in my non-medical opinion.

"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves...I'm an ally!" 😂

Correction: You are only allowed to conceal carry with a license in New York and yet Jenny was clearly hiding guns.

@Heterogeneity

13 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LateBloomerMedia

13 күн бұрын

Correction: this is no longer The Tonight Show with Seth but rather The Tonight Gun Show with Jenny

@teuast

13 күн бұрын

@@LateBloomerMediacorrection: this is The Late Show, you're thinking of John Oliver

@courtney-ray

13 күн бұрын

@@teuastcorrection: You’re thinking of Jimmy Fallon

@DawnDavidson

13 күн бұрын

@@LateBloomerMediasomehow the Late Gun Show sounds wrong …. 😂

I love how the three of them just enjoy working with each other so much! It makes the segment so much more fun to watch.

@duffcampbell591

13 күн бұрын

I agree wholeheartedly. The jokes are great, and the whole idea is superb, but what I like the best is the way they clearly respect one another, and love working together. It's, quite simply, beautiful to see.

You know the joke is good when Amber can't deliver it without cracking up.

@jeremycurtis2334

13 күн бұрын

1/9 apparently. Definitely good. As a cis white male I love this segment. I hope they have as much fun in planning as they seem to on stage. I wasn’t the boss, but enjoyed an old job where the camaraderie seemed similar (I was low and they were higher up, but we just enjoyed cracking jokes).

@ispbrotherwolf

13 күн бұрын

When Amber just folded over 😂

@oldauntzibby4395

13 күн бұрын

I'll never think of coal miners the same way.

@artbargra

13 күн бұрын

@@jeremycurtis2334 Gotta love people who are mature and self-aware enough to be able to poke fun at themselves. I love this segment, too. Seeing them crack up at their own jokes is priceless.

@ArchetypalCat

13 күн бұрын

@@artbargra The humble-irony in self-aware humor is humor in its highest form. Only real comedians can do it. Seth and his team are among the best.

JENNY PUTTING SCOLLINS TO SHAME! 😍

@betsiecleworth5853

13 күн бұрын

I mean, Scollins puts Scollins to shame

@betsiecleworth5853

13 күн бұрын

I mean Scollins puts Scollins to shame

@betsiecleworth5853

13 күн бұрын

But also yes

@sparkythancztwise

13 күн бұрын

🤣😆😂🤣

@zelma8

13 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 So true!! 🤣🤣

Jenny casually making half the audience go "DAMN" 😳

@OsirisMalkovich

13 күн бұрын

More than half

I truly love when a joke bombs and they just riff on it and laugh about it. The jokes Seth can't tell segment is always delightful because the three of them seem to enjoy each other so much. And also, considering Seth's rant against vests, watching him put on those sleeves had me laughing out loud.

@pizzaivlife

13 күн бұрын

"maybe I could be the executive director of that museum" this is why the skill of the hosts is so key- you can write jokes all day but only the best performers can work in the moment to make a situation hilarious

@ktmd23

12 күн бұрын

​@@pizzaivlife And watching Amber struggle to breathe at Seth's needling is a delight. These three playing off each other is what makes these segments so great

the only offensive thing about that lesbian-owned restaurant joke was that the eating out joke was right there.

@Lv-nq9qz

13 күн бұрын

I was expecting it to be a clam bar

Scollins, take note. That's how you rock a tank top.

@sherinameless1618

13 күн бұрын

60 years from now, when Scollins sadly passes on, his epitaph will read: "Mike Scollins Beloved husband and father He made us all laugh Because he wore a tank top to work"

He is The Nodfather!

@christopherweise438

14 күн бұрын

Don Snoreleone

@pietrojenkins6901

14 күн бұрын

@@christopherweise438 what about the farts?

@jackl4laughs

14 күн бұрын

​​@@pietrojenkins6901 sadly those are the offers you can't refuse, you just gag.🤢

@whyohwhy9679

13 күн бұрын

​@@jackl4laughs 😂😂😂😂

@vaughn257

13 күн бұрын

I like that nickname.

The Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment is always adorable. 😂 🥰

@WMDistraction

13 күн бұрын

The recurring sign-off bit about Seth "trying" some of the jokes himself is corny in the best possible way lol

"Not yet it isn't." and rips off sleeves. I have seldom been so called out and proud at the same time.

@justjane805

14 күн бұрын

It reminds me of a time when Tracey Chapman took off her jacket during a concert. There was an instant rousing cheer from most of us in the audience.

@Wasuregachi

13 күн бұрын

​

@thetextilealchemist

13 күн бұрын

I fell a little more in love with every flex

@binarycupcakes

13 күн бұрын

I just never realized how shredded she was yanno? Lol❤

@christinabeehive7714

13 күн бұрын

@@justjane805I’ve seen her live too ❤ …… maybe Tracy Chapman could come on the show to deliver black AND gay jokes Seth can’t tell. Like with a guitar and “wife-pleaser” tank top

Judging by her face when Jenny pulled off her sleeves, I think Amber can tell both kinds of jokes now.

@Thomas83KO

13 күн бұрын

I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% right! 😆

@Thomas83KO

13 күн бұрын

I went back to 6:36 ... And you're 100% correct!

@kaceyross8955

13 күн бұрын

Jenny, HOT.

As a queer person who used to be Mormon and also a teenager, I feel equally attacked and seen by that painfully accurate joke

She pulled off those sleeves and I audibly said "DAYUM, JENNY!"

@danielslinger9017

13 күн бұрын

They asked Jenny if she would rather meet a bear or a man on a forest trail. She said bear but only because it would be more of a fair fight 💪

@rabbit251

13 күн бұрын

Seth looked like such a wimp after Jenny did that.

@ace-of-bats

13 күн бұрын

@@danielslinger9017 Respectfully, can I meet Jenny on a forest trail?

@rpavlik1

13 күн бұрын

Yeah I did not realize she was hiding those guns

@lacountess

13 күн бұрын

She made me doubt my sexuality and it took me years to accept I’m ace.

"I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" is about the funniest line I've ever heard!

@thork6974

13 күн бұрын

"I'm an ally!"

@-xirx-

13 күн бұрын

Really? Like seriously, *that* is the funniest line you have ever heard??

This segment is still the most brilliant move in television. In your face and under the radar at the same time. Chefs kiss!

@raygunsforronnie847

13 күн бұрын

Spot on! Subversive, subliminal, sublime. And funny.

@Pants4096

13 күн бұрын

And you just know it could never work unless the three of them really did love and respect each other. Pause at 5:26 and tell me the three of them aren't having WAY too much fun at work.

Angry toilet tweets at 2am does take a lot out of the Orange Old Man.

@ZoomZoomMX3

14 күн бұрын

He's the orange turd that should have been flushed years ago

@jamesspry3294

14 күн бұрын

He has to tweet from the toilet because he's full of........

@old-fashionedcoughypot

13 күн бұрын

His angry full *Depends* Truth Socials are worse.

@ArchetypalCat

13 күн бұрын

He's only angry now because he doesn't have any more classified documents to flush. At least none that we know of... Trump 2,024 ! [ Months in the Florence, Colorado Supermax Prison ]

oh my god GET IT JENNY

I love it when Amber and Jenny and Seth have so much fun together.

This wine-colored sweater is GORGEOUS, Seth.

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 MY MOTHER LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN.

@tjmb

14 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 again?

@gacj2010

14 күн бұрын

OH man

@ericwright8177

13 күн бұрын

Funny. I agree and I am a 70 year old man. Have one just like it. VOTE BLUE 💙

@SpilledMerlot-bq1jl

13 күн бұрын

It's spilled merlot

Love it when there's a bonus attached to the monologue!

@SunGawdRa

13 күн бұрын

It's a twofer!

Amber not finishing the punchline is the best thing tonight 😂

Jenny ripping off those sleeves was hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

Dayummmm Jenny with the guns 😘

@literaterose6731

14 күн бұрын

ikr 😍

@user-ls4wl7ro5c

14 күн бұрын

Yep I clapped for the guns , if I was in audience I would have made noise for the pose.

Ma'am, you need to tag your thirst traps, some of us are gay 😳

@justajumpingypsygirl

13 күн бұрын

I think those are the ones she was hoping to appeal to...

Jenny got the guns! lol

Seth, you have gotten us through hard times. The writers are top notch and I love Wally. We need more Wally. Thanks for renewing for another 4 years.❤❤😊

How'd Jenny make it past security with those guns?

Thank goodness for this. It makes my heart leap when it pops up in my feed.

@Jayewillams

13 күн бұрын

Like it and you'll see it more often.😊

"M.U.I" COME ON THAT WAS GOLD!

@lilianevanbel3123

13 күн бұрын

It was!!!

@-xirx-

13 күн бұрын

What does it stand for? Mowing Under (the) Influence ?

Michael Cohen unloaded on Trump & Trump unloaded in his depends.

@katiehettinger7857

13 күн бұрын

More gun jokes! 🤭👍💜

I love Seth for his outrageous, challenging, daring comedy. Also love his deliberate inclusion of female co-stars who support his efforts so well. It works, and feels like a team effort, and that's what Seth has always tried to evoke as a comedian.💌💘💗💙💚🧡💛❤

Jeb Bush: "Seems like Drowsy Don has even lower energy than me ... Please clap ..." 😩

EXCUSE ME, DOES JENNY HAVE A LICENSE FOR THOSE GUNS?!

The fact that he keeps falling asleep in court gives me a faint hope that if he keeps doing it, one of these days he will do the country a favor and just stay that way...🙏

@user-zs2di4kv9x

13 күн бұрын

He closes his eyes and waits if the nightmare disappears

I am gonna die watching this show. Amber, the black lung joke was incredible 😂😂

@gunfighter009

13 күн бұрын

What was she trying to do?

@chenzen1578

13 күн бұрын

@@gunfighter009 Trying to sing, I guess. Africans voice sound different than white, my singing teacher always said. (She's white but lived in Ivory Coast for 3 years.

I don't know what I would do with myself if I couldn't watch Seth react to a joke that bombs.

I thought nothing was funnier than when Amber messes up and cannot maintain composure, but Seth wearing "lesbian sleeves" and shouting "I'm an ally" is pretty close

MUI! a joke that takes the entire audience a few seconds to decipher is amazing!

@dianewach4168

14 күн бұрын

You can almost hear Seth counting... 1... 2...

@sherinameless1618

14 күн бұрын

That's because it's only on the books as a crime in GA, FL, and probably AL.

@cyndis3942

14 күн бұрын

he let that one simmer well

I love how quickly this dissolved after Amber’s attempt lol

'Ya gotta love Amber. You just gotta!

Trump can't stay awake without his Adderall fix.

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 ROGER CORMAN IN 24

@deborahwilson4684

14 күн бұрын

@Arational Or w/o cocaine.

@jodyfulford8215

14 күн бұрын

His defense team thinks it's better to have him doped down rather than doped up.

@gacj2010

14 күн бұрын

no thats Joey

@Pbav8tor

13 күн бұрын

He's sundowning from dementia. It's getting worse with every rally.😊 He's just like every other senile old man; and a lot nastier than most.

Lol I love hearing grumpy Trumpty Dumpty say he's not falling asleep, he's just resting his beautiful blue eyes and listening intently. Dude doesn't listen to anyone intently. Only himself lol

@kelandryyemrot1387

14 күн бұрын

I'm not convinced he even listens to himself intently.

@Tonyhouse1168

13 күн бұрын

^ what they said. He’s incapable of listening to anyone with his own ridiculously stupid inner monologue

@katiehettinger7857

13 күн бұрын

I keep hoping he continues to rest then permanently. 🤭

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310

13 күн бұрын

@@kelandryyemrot1387 lol you are probably right. But narcissists think the sun shines out of their rear, and he clearly talks out his arse, whether he listens is another matter lol

Narcissism 101 Shut out what you can't control.

Jackals in the house!

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

😫 U RANG??

@georgesears2916

14 күн бұрын

Found a mistake already 😅

@sherinameless1618

14 күн бұрын

Jackals in the house Jackals in the street. Everybody knows that Jackals are the nicest people you could meet But they have no grasp of poetic meter.

@margueritemccann8580

13 күн бұрын

Can someone please explain to me why some are called Jackals? I'm old enough to be a saber-toothed (toothless) tiger. I read slowly, so please write slowly. 🙂

@sherinameless1618

13 күн бұрын

@@margueritemccann8580 Somebody else will probably explain it better, but the basic story is that early on in Corrections (ep 11, reportedly), Seth described the fans who picked at his work as "jackals." And we have adopted it as a term if honor. It's not just about finding the mistakes in LNwSM, it's about loving Seth and giving him a hard time; it's about the comradery and laughter we share. It's about showing how smart you are in an obnoxiously endearing way, and so much more. Anyway, join us at Corrections every late Thurs/ early Fri there is Late Night, and have some fun. Be sure to ask Seth what He's drinking. ☺

absolutely lost it at the "Blacklung" bit lmao

Im pretty sure trumps lawyers are putting Xanax into his Macdonald's happy meal in the morning before court.

Seth, you just got Bird Banes' sleeves. Now you need a ridiculous belt, possibly a cape, and the costume will be going somewhere. Maybe even an origin story short film for the Academy that finally beats John Oliver.

Jenny there rocking a tank top with style, I hope Scollins is taking notes

When Jenny ripped off her sleeves 👀

Let’s go early crew

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 DWIGHT SHRUTE AND MOSS IN 24

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 STORMY FRICKEN DANIELS IS HOT

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 KENDRICK LAMAR IN 24

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👠👠 ⬅️ YOURS??

Lol, my Granddad used to drive his mower around a very small township (at the time it was 1980's). Mainly because he lost his licence due to age, but also because he was a onery SOB and loved pissing off his neighbours. This got stopped eventually.

@SilverAuntie

14 күн бұрын

There was a country singer (George Strait, maybe?) who did the same thing when he lost his license. He just drove his riding mower into town to go to the liquor store. 😂 Come to think of it, wasn't there a picture of George Jones out there on HIS mower?😮

@anitatimmons9525

14 күн бұрын

@@SilverAuntie I remember one bad winter here in Ohio a guy got pulled over on his mower going to town for a beer run . lmao My son went Mom come listen to the scanner the officer had his mic open . OMG we were laughing so hard until the dispatcher broke thru saying somebodies mic is open . It was level 3 snow level that night meaning no traffic on any roads . The guy said I`m not drivin my truck I got picked for the beer run , we lost it man I miss all those scanner days the things you could hear.

This is my favorite bit, it’s even better when Amber breaks out of character, her laugh is contagious

The purity of "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" gives me joy every damn time.

“Lesbian sleeves” are pretty cool but Amber’s shirt was better. Shout out to all the Space Nerds out there! 🖖

That courtroom art's not fair. Way too flattering.

Mowing Under the Influence. You’re welcome.

4 minutes isnt long enough for Jokes Seth Cant Tell.

Interesting to see Jenny is following Scollins' lead in fashion.

@Heterogeneity

13 күн бұрын

Scollins, Fashion Icon.

Seth's impressions are incredible! He always makes me giggle. (Thanks to the writers, and Seth, for giving me a laugh, and bit of a reprieve from a tough day!)

At this point I don't think Trump falling asleep is newsworthy. Tell me next time he manages to stay awake through a whole day!

"a restaurant where everyone eats out, even the chefs," was right there.

Jenny’s arms make me feel safe

I’m pretty certain that Amber is the cutest person to ever exist.

Yeah, well rested is cool. But well arrested would be cooler.

I love that fuggin segment everytime

6:32 Take note, Scollins.

Love how he interacts with his staff

I like your casual dressing on the show. I feel relaxed and can laugh out loud.

Once again the off the script moments between Seth and his crew are priceless.

I love the “Jokes Seth can’t tell” segment 🤣🤣❤️

Trump cuts plenty of cheese to go with his whine.

When they barred cameras in the courtroom, they took 45's oxygen.

Y'all gotta redo the scollins tank top photo with Jenny's arms 😂😂😂

I don't think he's sleeping, I honestly think he's having massive anxiety attacks.

This is the real "Amber said WHAT?" amirite?

The black lung bit 😂😂😂😂

Let’s go early crew.

@paulyricca3881

13 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY IN 24

That courtroom sketch of Trump reminds me of that Toulouse-Lautrec painting of the old alcoholics at the bar. Anyway, if Trump would give up the absinthe, maybe he could stay awake.

Two things: I love every time you do “jokes Seth can’t tell” and I would go back to the theater for a cut of Lord of the Rings with Seth’s Guilliani as Gollum in all three movies!

Jenny was ON FIRE today!!! I kept clapping at all her punchlines, and that tank top reveal was perfection!!

At this point he's probably just pretending to fall asleep to act like he doesn't care. It's hilarious that it just makes him look old and frail and tired.

Trump falls asleep so he doesn’t have to smell his own sleep farts.

@SilverAuntie

14 күн бұрын

That's why he's falling asleep. He's gassing himself!

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 I KISSED BILL HOLDEN

@paulyricca3881

14 күн бұрын

@@SilverAuntie 👴🏻🥃. HOO ? GAS PIPE CASO

@pzh3334

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@JamesElise160

13 күн бұрын

Sharts, surely? Hence the diapers….

That was the funniest and sweetest episode of Jokes Seth Can't Tell ever. Also, DAMN JENNY.

5:58 "It's worse each time I do it!" "Yeah!"😂🤣😂

I prefer my presidents who don’t fall asleep in court and is dreaming this case is over and he won then has to woken up by his lawyers who proceeds to hand him notes like he’s actually listening but we all know he don’t listen

@psy4721

14 күн бұрын

I prefer a president who doesn’t even need to appear in court because they would have some decency as a person.

@chenzen1578

13 күн бұрын

@@psy4721 I could laugh myself to shreds when I see how on RWM everyone tries to bend themself into pretzels to defend this man. Oh it's all fabricated, the whole court is biased, they hate him, powerfull men always have an active private life, blablabla. Then I think of our sitting President and his private life and know who's got my vote.

I just wanna cut that part of Seth yelling, "I'm wearing lesbian sleeves!" and post it all over the place with zero context

I love this segment. They all so clearly have a blast that it doesn’t matter how bad the jokes are, you have to laugh.

I'M WEARING LESBIAN SLEEVES! I'M AN ALLY!! that's going to be my chant during the parade 🤣

i'm surprised to learn that jenny has a concealed-carry permit.

yo but shes got guns tho

Only in America? A company founded by a teetotaler who wanted to provide an alternative to wine for communion is now selling alcohol that looks like juice. Welch's, I'm disappointed in you.

Nice Trump portrait, where can I get one to scare the peasants!

The sleeves hahahahhaahahahaha omfg

I dunno... I've rested much better since Donnie's been in that courtroom too.