The reason the giraffe's neck is so long is that otherwise its head would be floating, detached, about ten feet above the rest of its body and that would be silly.

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

True facts!

@caroline4945

4 жыл бұрын

Well,

@theglitchinthematrix3213

4 жыл бұрын

By Jobe, he's got it...

@indraservo5764

4 жыл бұрын

what happen if Africa designed by Ubisoft

@cycoholic

4 жыл бұрын

No silly. Everyone knows that the giraffe was one of the first animals. And then the planet got hit by a space rock, which shoved the planet hard downwards. This happened so suddenly that the poor giraffes body followed the planet downloads immediately, but their head was a little slower, due to it being a lot lighter. And that is how their neck got so long. 😜

"the tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes" Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes.

@wooshme5986

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes and this floor is floor

@_Killkor

4 жыл бұрын

It has been scientifically and experimentally proven that by getting older we gain age at a steady rate.

@shujinkoMK

4 жыл бұрын

Tello 64 that’s racist towards zombies

@alexanderwiggins2289

4 жыл бұрын

Because of the theory of relativity, and the difference in altitude between your likely location and Africa, and the definite difference in overall soil and rock densities between you and the planets core and a random point in Africa and the planet's core. It is untrue that very 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa. In fact, we cant even say that every 60 seconds a minute passes at our feet. But way to generalize Africa like that, come on it's 2020 we're better than that

@detectivepatchouli8266

4 жыл бұрын

"did you know 90%5 of giraffe community is a between male and male sex"

I've watched this multiple times and I just now noticed that the last slide of the lions eating the giraffe is labeled the sixth page of "Happy Giraffe, Sad Giraffe". Beautiful attention to detail.

@USMC0352

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!

@ismellmandude6401

Жыл бұрын

Is it a book somewhere, or something else?

@Fishbiene

11 ай бұрын

@@ismellmandude6401 It's a callback to earlier in the video

@ZsaZsaUmbra

9 ай бұрын

Tysm I missed that!

"Especially the ox pecker because it looks like an ox -...that's not true" underrated line that caught me off guard

"The tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe" is this a proven fact? 😂

@jrcook927

4 жыл бұрын

purely theoretical.

@zoomiesx3632

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it's how they do

@paysmenot2624

4 жыл бұрын

nope. just a Government conspiracy.

@_H0X

4 жыл бұрын

Hey vsauce, Michael here, and the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe... or is it?

@ridiql5417

4 жыл бұрын

yes, you can indeed prove it mathematically. but even then you really do not know if there exists a biggest giraffe. you need to postulate that

My favorite fact about giraffes is the fact that there are a bunch of species of them and nobody knew until they tested their DNA for fun.

@bennu547

3 жыл бұрын

Is one of those species sock puppet?

@feralbluee

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, their splotches are a lighter brown. but who knew? thanks - interesting :) 🦒🦒

@bipedalbob

2 жыл бұрын

A considerable difference in their colouring and patterns likely was a tip off as well.

@DrunKao

2 жыл бұрын

@@bipedalbob Lots of animals have different coloring amongst the same species.

@bipedalbob

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrunKao may be. But each species of giraffe is distinctly different in appearance, just like zebra. Sure their similiar but if you took one of any of them and put them in a groupe of a different species it would be obvious that there's one that's not like the others, Even though all of the others are not exactly the same either.

I learned something new today, giraffes are actually just lions using a dead sock puppets body that evolved giraffe-like appendages so it wouldn't look stupid. I think.

@GosieKin

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, they come pre-stretched!

@magicmanscott40k

Жыл бұрын

Right

@ruthrichardson9717

Жыл бұрын

Now keep that information secret, keep it safe 🤫

@mvmlego1212

Жыл бұрын

Similarly, narwhals are actually unicorns in disguise. (...joke stolen from Carlin Brothers' Google Autofill: Narwhals video. Look it up!)

How did I get lucky enough to be alive at this small window of time in the universe where these videos exist for my viewing. Bravo for the extreme education that is also more entertaining than it needs to be. I could watch these on repeat forever.

@RainRemnant

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being alive in another 50 years but then these animals might not exist anymore and we can only see them this way...ah party pooper me

That human giraffe baby is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Give us more human giraffe baby.

@matthewfurlani8647

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see its face

@b.c.2281

4 жыл бұрын

I... I couldn't look away.

@titalmac1626

4 жыл бұрын

Who made your profile pic

@NaviDoodlez

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewfurlani8647 i got you homie, www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg/550px-Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg

@cookiedoe6068

4 жыл бұрын

Please no 😂

“The tallest giraffe is indeed taller than all other giraffes” *HMMM Yes, the floor here is made of floor*

@loremipsumdolorsitamet9542

4 жыл бұрын

By that logic someone might assume that a pie has a certain pie-flavor

@lost7149

4 жыл бұрын

Water is wet

@michaelportillo5663

4 жыл бұрын

@@lost7149 it isn't actually

@whatever63644

4 жыл бұрын

YES THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE HAS SAID IT

@IAmAlgolei

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelportillo5663 But then how can you make it wetter: www.scienceshorts.com/detergents-make-water-wetter/

I just bursted into laughter at the description of giraffes camouflage. But zefrank sounded like he could barely hold the laugh.

@mmace3

Жыл бұрын

If you listen to his other videos there are quite a few where you can catch him trying not to laugh.

“Even though it looks like a horse that’s been vacuumed, it’s not a horse” this guy lmao

@KECOG

Жыл бұрын

Vacuum packed... That did it for me too

The “sock puppet giraffe” analogy is easily the most beautiful surrealist morphological hypothesis I have ever heard of.

@vapormissile

4 жыл бұрын

Amen. zefrank1 is one of the world's Great Treasures.

@robertbarrass9176

4 жыл бұрын

So, what has saying is Lions have created giraffe shaped mechs? Interesting...

@cherylannwhittington9458

4 жыл бұрын

@@vapormissile morgan freeman begat zefranc.

@clintmartin1386

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't jamamma juice lookin as *****

@user1.8.2.

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherylannwhittington9458 no...this guy is PHENOMENAL. Morgan Freeman, meh.

"CHILL BRO" "I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO" "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID" "THEN I'LL BE YOUR SON DAD" "I'M NOT YOUR DAD, BRO" and it goes on like that...... man I can't breathe.

@ChulioRCHulio

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the "You can´t fire me I quit!" conondrum

@nadtz

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to know I'm not the only one who almost died at that part.

@QueenBForLife

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Them some fightin words right there.

@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025

4 жыл бұрын

"eff you, Shoresy!"

@TheCbot88

4 жыл бұрын

"I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO"

The fact you can hear a slight chuckle in his timbre while trying to stay straight and say camouflage hits just the right spot for me. (6:21)

“It also has a prehensile tongue, which means their tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before.” I love that this is a line in a video.

@q-miiproductions878

Жыл бұрын

I had to check if “hensile” was a real word, lol.

@BMAN-eb4jk

10 ай бұрын

It’s also crazy. Look at it. It’s like a very naughty eel.

"Called the Oxpecker because it looks like an Ox's p... THAT'S NOT TRUE."

@loremipsumdolorsitamet9542

4 жыл бұрын

I highly doubt that. Those taste each others pee...

@leggyblonde11

3 жыл бұрын

Looked for this comment 😂😂

Their neck is atleast 2 social distances

@zoomiesx3632

4 жыл бұрын

True lol

@mudpuppy8740

4 жыл бұрын

They are neck?

@nono-fb8tr

3 жыл бұрын

@@mudpuppy8740 true they are

"Unless youre a duck, then you get it dont you" Oh shit he's on to us

“Yes that’s right. I’m saying the dog is to the duck as the duck is to the giraffe.”

People: This quarantine is boring. ZeFrank with giraffe knowledge: I gotchu homie.

@DaniloSantosVieira

4 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@heavytf2196

4 жыл бұрын

Guarana Taravana oh Jesus Christ there are furries here

@DemBigOlEyes

4 жыл бұрын

I giraffe you homie.

@ksoundkaiju9256

4 жыл бұрын

Spazzie Bunnie I've been going out and ive been just fine *Coughs up blood*

@patrickfrost9405

4 жыл бұрын

@@heavytf2196 no john, you are the furries!

“Don’t judge.” “I mean you can judge the one in the background just watching, that guy’s a perve.” 😂

@loveeveryoneanddontjudgelo7595

4 жыл бұрын

This one is very beautiful

@felixplante6015

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@ReleasedHollow

4 жыл бұрын

And you're watching that perv giraffe watching them.

@sdfkjgh

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReleasedHollow: And now I can't stop thinking of a nature documentary as directed by Hitchcock, so thanks for that.

@rubywojcik

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even see him until Ze said something

Watching a giraffe run always fascinates me. It is utterly surreal. They look like they are running in slow motion, but they MOVE!

"That's right. Horse beef flippin you off... Four times"

"36 giraffe tongues long." Americans once again using anything but the metric system.

@SoraShadowdancer

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@destree6348

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@MsBorkbork

4 жыл бұрын

I ran 9,504 giraffe toungues today, beat that EUROPE! Hah!

@apolloaero

4 жыл бұрын

Using giraffe tongues is how we got to the moon

@ianmiller6707

4 жыл бұрын

Wait no those are metric tongues. So like around 42 - 64 US tongues. Or like 3% of that guy from KISS.

"The tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes" was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you

@poglant

4 жыл бұрын

Graphik Dezigns I don’t understand how that is funny

@serizawaideen6376

4 жыл бұрын

@@poglant your lack of IQ can't process it

@poglant

4 жыл бұрын

Serizawa I Deen your lack of culture and lack of access to true comedy let’s you access is it, it’s about the perspective.

@ControllerTape

4 жыл бұрын

@@poglant Hey guys let's not fight, it's KZread for Christ's sake, nobody fights on KZread

@awakenedfurmissile4617

4 жыл бұрын

If you think that's funny look up "tallest animal" on Google and see the first result

I don't know why, but his delivery of the line "I'm saying the thorns are big" kills me every time. Right up there with "So the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is...everything".

"Trying to learn Swiss minimalist design from a Lisa Frank sticker," had me laughing out loud, by myself, in my office, like a complete maniac.

@christinamarie3308

Жыл бұрын

no I didn't collect them... yes I did :) heheh

*Shows lion wearing giraffe suit* “And this would also explain why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe." ~zefrank 2020

@muziciz2dalistnerwatbeauty826

4 жыл бұрын

Empty giraffes ha!

@vampyricon7026

4 жыл бұрын

It's also the page for sad giraffe.

@totallywitchin69

4 жыл бұрын

"Empty giraffe" is the best thing I've ever heard 😂

@nateF888

4 жыл бұрын

i don't get it:(

@cacauldr

4 жыл бұрын

@@nateF888 It's a continuation of the sock puppet joke, but a bit morbid (lions using giraffe skin)

“It assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter.” LMAO

@Johnny-rx4hs

4 жыл бұрын

It's true, I can confirm lol

@TassadarBJ

4 жыл бұрын

That broke me more than any other part of the video. XD

@That80sGuy1972

4 жыл бұрын

Or a fat kid trying to pick up what he believes is a piece of candy.

These videos have become a crucial part of my routine. Sometimes, it's for the tasty morsels of information, but often it's to make me laugh when reality is a bit too much. Thank you.

@MoultrieGeek

Жыл бұрын

same

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

My amazing mom gave me her ADHD and autism at birth, which I celebrate rather than regret. But because I am developmentally disabled / neurodivergent, other people gave me PTSD later in life. I need interesting but familiar content so I can regulate my otherwise dysregulated brain and nervous system. Sweet dopamine that helps me achieve homeostasis.

Okay, so with the males fighting, it looks all ‘drunken-bar like’, but the force is intense. The sound when they clash is spectacular. I have seen a few males fight, it really is humbling. Our giraffes are fairly tame (they are used to cars stopping and staring as I live on a shared private nature reserve, but they are not feeding tame), but when the males fight, it is terrifying. If you ever want to experience your own smallness, try ‘stalking’ a giraffe. I once was 5 meters away from one, looking at each other… I never felt so small. (For clarification, it was stalking in the observation sense, I don’t hunt and never will)

@stephansteohanlarsen7457

2 жыл бұрын

Saw a Doc... One giraffe 🦒 KO'd the other Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters Africa Ethiopia Addis Ababa Selassie I Jah rastafari

@freshsmile7569

Жыл бұрын

U live in a great place !! .. Giraffes are no less than titans when they are uncalm

“Don’t judge Okay you can judge the one in the back watching; he’s a perv”

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MDVBIGDADDYQ007

3 жыл бұрын

Lost it

@MikehMike01

2 жыл бұрын

We all watched the video

@reaperx7026

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikehMike01 wow really

@Zarwardo99

2 жыл бұрын

@@MikehMike01 Noooo really?! Dur dur dur dur duuuuuuuuur

I introduced my 67 year old mother to this channel a month ago.... she called me 20 minutes ago and said "that wise ass guy with the animal videos posted a new one about giraffes. It's one of the best."

@Stef-iq4dh

4 жыл бұрын

White Smith tell her to check the puffin one 🤣

@blakemama

4 жыл бұрын

This 65-year-old introduced her sons to Zefrank1. And that is how the grandma do.

@meesterSmeeth4182

4 жыл бұрын

@@blakemama you just made my night! Haha thanks!

@rainbeau88

4 жыл бұрын

Cheryl Blake 😂😄

@cycoholic

4 жыл бұрын

Cheryl Blake is one of the coolest grandma's around. 😉😂

Eating acacia leaves off of its thorny branch is like trying to enjoy a trail mix that someone added wood screws to. 😆 PRICELESS!

They are wacky monsters if I've ever seen one. Change a giraffe's coloration and it'd fit nicely in any Star Wars background, I don't know how we just accept it as a normal animal that lives on this planet

@KuueenKumi

Жыл бұрын

Jesus, what did they do to you?

“A horse that’s been vacuum sealed” that’s gold

@Tinpinming

4 жыл бұрын

"horse has been flippin' you off" lmao

@joe125ful

4 жыл бұрын

More like strange:)

I'm a biology teacher and I will never stop pronouncing the word "babies" like True Facts does in my lessons 😂😂

@mr.spaceaids5379

3 жыл бұрын

salute to ypu sir

@sean9177

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I thought zefrank1 was a humorous biologist and found out he's a humorist educating about animals.

@kisnpisn4919

3 жыл бұрын

i‘m very proud of you

@risabug7772

3 жыл бұрын

That's how a real fan of True Facts dooo. I always say beh behs.

@rAvensBBr

3 жыл бұрын

"Their beh-beh's." 🤣👍

"The front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard-print leggings walking backwards." I am never EVER going to be able to unsee that.

“Indeed the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe” is such a simple joke and it had me wheezing

"However, Giraffes spend most of their- Ooh, this relationship just got interesting" *IM WHEEZING FROM THIS WHOLE VIDEO*

@GrumpyOldMilk

4 жыл бұрын

After reading about giraffe necking behaviours you have no idea how interesting.

@corndogconnoisseur

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyOldMilk Oh Kay YEAH IT DID GET MORE INTERESTING :0 Out of genuine curiousity, were you reading about giraffe's before or after you found the video?

@aoyukinana

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Kinoshita I am also need of the necking knowledge

@martonk

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrumpyOldMilk please tell me about it I want to know how uncomfortable that horny giraffe must have been.

"This remarkable camouflage makes the Giraffe virtually invisible" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mirostanimirov8952

4 жыл бұрын

😆...where are they?😂😂

@felixplante6015

4 жыл бұрын

LOL ahahahahaha

@theonetheonlyw5483

4 жыл бұрын

Giraffes have excellent camouflage.

@sharkbate63-17

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the sockpuppet has remarkable camouflage. They do have remarkable camouflage.

Between the perfectly camouflaged giraffes at 6:25 (honestly, I can't see them - can you?), the freeze-dried donkey I absolutely lost it.... and then came the sock puppet... My poor neighbours...

Highly entertaining! This was the first Ze Frank video I've watched. For the first minute or so, I was put off by his humor but soon was chuckling, then laughing, then by the video's end laughing out loud.

*When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter*

@number1grandma1

4 жыл бұрын

MaddoXCowZ 🤣🤣❤️🤣

@dontknowdontcare1934

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we watched the video

@Jojozilla426

4 жыл бұрын

@@dontknowdontcare1934 stfu

@batwom4304

4 жыл бұрын

_WHY WAS IT SO ACCURATE LMAOOOO_

@xemstone2080

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

That image of a giraffe-shaped human baby was uncalled for

@steshadejardo886

4 жыл бұрын

That image was amazeballs

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my brother were so confused.

@feralbluee

4 жыл бұрын

it was a perfect way of showing what happened to the giraffe's legs - even if it was weird. . . :}

@LilMissMurder3409

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain why?

@quantumblauthor7300

4 жыл бұрын

I felt something for the first time in weeks, and what I felt was dread

The name camilopardalis is greek, it comes from the greek word for camel and the word "pardalis", which means colourful or patterned. So, basically camilopardalis (greek word for giraffe) means "the colourful, patterned camel". To be fair, their face does look like a camel. Leopard, similarly, literally means "the colourful patterned lion". Kinda accurate me thinks 😂 fun fact, even today greeks use the word "pardali" for colourful clothes, animals and, even, colourful characters. If you are called pardalos by a greek it could be a playful tease or a backhanded compliment or an offense depending on how it's used.

"Where are they?" aw man the sarcasm with this guy is *chefs kiss

"This remarkable camouflage makes the giraffe virtualy invisible, Where are they? You dont know." Lmao, thanks zefrank1

@ishab.6798

4 жыл бұрын

That had me laughing for a good 30 seconds.

@Serai3

4 жыл бұрын

They're hiding behind the larch.

“That’s right, horse is flipping you off, four times”

@philosoftfurkitusjunkyard2462

4 жыл бұрын

Only downwards

"Indeed, the tallest giraffe is taller than every other giraffe. But that's not helpful." If I didn't already subscribe I'd have subscribed for that joke alone.

Oh goodness I cannot contain my laughter! I just discovered you today and have been binge watching your videos. They are all sooooo good man! Awesome narration and story telling!

"The giraffe has a prehensile tongue, meaning that its tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before that." I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂

@ivyvetniss3148

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂

@femmesammy8768

4 жыл бұрын

I am unable to can.

@xxCrimsonSpiritxx

4 жыл бұрын

Yeaah I was like wtf is a hensile, then he went to "explain" and I was like "oh okay so that makes sense"

@theluftwaffle1

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine it's popular with the Giraffe ladies.

@wobwobby3845

4 жыл бұрын

:(

"Also the face of a giraffe looks like that of horse that has been vacuum-sealed" I'm dead

The comparison at 4:45 was super surprising and very helpful but I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard at an image for a long while

9:05 wait how are they exactly perfectly in sync?

@GavinBogie

Жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious

“When a giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter” 😂

@juliah9307

3 жыл бұрын

Done that. LOL snort

@AliDawn

3 жыл бұрын

This one cracked me up!

@planescaped

2 жыл бұрын

I bend over the same way to pick up something when I worked legs at the gym the previous day...

@kbritu

2 жыл бұрын

Lost hard

@futuristicbot1926

2 жыл бұрын

@@planescaped same

“That is why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe 🦒 “ Stick a fork in me I’m done 💀

@desmondd1984

4 жыл бұрын

Zefrank finally went crazy hahah.

@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471

4 жыл бұрын

🍴

@OriginalCreatorSama

4 жыл бұрын

"an empty giraffe" is the most weirdly threatening phrase I've heard all month.

@MrAntrikch

4 жыл бұрын

No. I will not, Sir!

@1997TL1000

4 жыл бұрын

Antriksh Tiwari 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you very much! Forks hurt more than I realized!

Beautifully narrated🤣🤣🤣 Love from the Indian Himalayas!!!!

This might be my favorite one yet. Informative and laugh-out-loud funny. Well done!

ZeFrank: *bebes* Me: My day is made.

@mundanemonday7091

4 жыл бұрын

i want someone to make a compilation of him saying bebes...... its hilarious and adorable at the same time.

@lidulkadut

4 жыл бұрын

*baerds*

@lylachristopherson865

4 жыл бұрын

BeBes!!!

@mountainman2068

4 жыл бұрын

He also says dew like *_dëwr_*

@MWSin1

4 жыл бұрын

That's how ZeFrank dyew.

"You'll always see lions around when you come across an empty giraffe." LMFAO!

@vivi-fy4ne

3 жыл бұрын

I actually didn't get that part, care to explain please ??

@davidadunola7867

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivi-fy4ne 😂😂😂 really?

@river_brook

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivi-fy4ne Dissecting the frog for your benefit, in case you really missed it: Ze Frank is using footage of lions eating the insides of a dead giraffe as proof that lions are piloting empty giraffes like sock puppets; the joke is how absurd that interpretation is.

@scottwood7872

3 жыл бұрын

An empty giraffe. 🦒 That is simply genius comedy gold.

@vivi-fy4ne

3 жыл бұрын

@@river_brook thanks, but this basically doesn't have some existing reference right? Cause I thought I was missing some linking joke

Love all your videos but this one had me laughing so much. Thanks Zefrank 😃

“When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a drunk person trying to pickup a quarter” that’s is hilarious and original. Nice job.

@alucardswife5258

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Lei literally died

@skorps1415

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt expect the straight up "due to its long ass neck" either

@soghe_newdlez

4 жыл бұрын

"It is a very *vulnerable* position" I died when he said that lol

@wobwobby3845

4 жыл бұрын

Hey don’t laugh at my kind >:(

True Facts about the Zefrank: It is a hybrid of a zebra and a frankfurter.

@shosty575

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@ethanpoole3443

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that wasn’t very helpful, was it?!

@shosty575

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanpoole3443 it was funny

@ethanpoole3443

4 жыл бұрын

harshavardhan naidu I think you missed the significance of my line in the context of this video. Admittedly I should probably have appended a “:-)”.

@shosty575

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanpoole3443 ah 😂😂

Best channel on the interwebs. And the background music is always perfectly employed.👍🏻

If I was taught like this in school, I'd know much more about how things do.

@Barbarian-sp8rr

4 жыл бұрын

MrJre4491 well I’d definitely pay more attention

@weaponizedlizardmen360

4 жыл бұрын

@MrJre4491 yes he would

@Jojozilla426

4 жыл бұрын

@@weaponizedlizardmen360 he might

@batwom4304

4 жыл бұрын

dave swinfield honestly though!

I didn’t see any giraffes in this video. Must be really good camouflage.

@ragged2233

4 жыл бұрын

Too, I‘m kinda disappointed:/

@wobwobby3845

4 жыл бұрын

Can u see me? No.....ok :(

@mareep9821

3 жыл бұрын

@@wobwobby3845 icu

Where have these videos been all my youtube career?! Hilarious! Subscribed

"Where are they? You don't know!" *I'm dead*

@darfish2769

3 жыл бұрын

No you're not

@giwifruit5032

3 жыл бұрын

@@darfish2769 Youre a real knockout at parties. Arent you

@darfish2769

3 жыл бұрын

@@giwifruit5032 No? That sentence makes no sense, who is a knockout at parties? If you mean by knocking people out yes, I never lose fights

@giwifruit5032

3 жыл бұрын

@@darfish2769 ah, I see your a muscle head too

@darfish2769

3 жыл бұрын

@@giwifruit5032 Yeah straggot, DYEL?

"Giraffes, who's heads look like a horse head got vacuum sealed" He's not wrong tho

@batwom4304

4 жыл бұрын

The man is a Picasso who’s brush is the English language.

@003mohamud

4 жыл бұрын

"Its like someone paper mache'd horns on a freeze-dried donkey"

I always look forward to a new video from Zefrank! And am constantly re-watching his old ones.😁 I also always use his way of saying baby and birds in my head, and love the science hippies too, because it is kinda true.

@annebruecks7381

Жыл бұрын

And the Brain Witches!

I just love your commentary! It's awesome!

This man needs a show on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel that’s just him making mock-umentary style Planet Earth.

@poltive

4 жыл бұрын

I would buy a premium subscription just for this.

@kirdi6125

4 жыл бұрын

OMG count me a subscriber ❤

@dtownknives

4 жыл бұрын

Check out round planet on Netflix. It's a pretty funny mockumentary

Can never unseen the "two little shoes worn by someone that needs to go to the bathroom" 🤣🤣🤣

@Meljoy00

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! Lol i really can't unsee that too

@guillermoguerrero9063

4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@MrAudienceMember2662015

4 жыл бұрын

Got tp?

I’m so happy to have discovered this channel. Haven’t laughed like this in a while.

Thank you so much for your video’s with such a great commentary. Really makes my day better! 💚🦒

"Oh, this relationship just got interesting... " That's how the male giraffe do, zefrank.

@corbinbarron8772

4 жыл бұрын

garuelx86 They’re dangerously gay. Like it’s actually a problem they don’t make enough babies

@garuelx8627

4 жыл бұрын

@@corbinbarron8772 yup

@nova_vista

4 жыл бұрын

@@corbinbarron8772 Where can I apply for the title "dangerously gay"?

@Ryodraco

4 жыл бұрын

@@corbinbarron8772 Not really, there's a lot of ambiguity in the studies, since a lot of mating with females apparently went unobserved as a lot more babies were born than observed matings accounted for.

@respectfulgamer7232

4 жыл бұрын

Corbin Barron: A species going "dangerously gay" sounds highly unlikely.

"due to its long ass neck...." - everything about the giraffe

I'm happy to have found this channel. I was not informed that David Attenborough and Robin Williams had made a bebbeh or I would have subscribed sooner.

Dude your awesome, I can't stop watching your videos

Girrafes are just- zebras who said "I'm not like other girls" and decided to dissapoint their ancestors by evolving into essentially a stick attached to a potato

@DemBigOlEyes

4 жыл бұрын

disappoint? more like make em proud. They look like evolutionary mistakes who somehow still managed to make it big, mind yall.

@john-richardelliott4039

4 жыл бұрын

Giraffes and zebras are in different orders

@samhaines8228

4 жыл бұрын

obviously

@PinkPenPlays

4 жыл бұрын

420th like.

@Hoosje11

4 жыл бұрын

Giraffes look nothing like zebras/horses... they look more like camels/llamas but k

Imagine zefrank1 getting hisnown documentary show on animal planet.

@SoraShadowdancer

4 жыл бұрын

Or Netflix!

@YaGotdamBoi

4 жыл бұрын

MemetosEFX I NEEEED THAT TO HAPPEN

@macaroni7741

4 жыл бұрын

I would love that man 😂😂

@AninditaRoy1

4 жыл бұрын

Netflix!! We need to start a petition!

@princessazulaofthefirenati5870

4 жыл бұрын

340th like and *YES*

"The tallest giraffe is taller than other giraffe." Ze Frank. Absolutely flawless analysis.

Love your channel so much, new subbie!

Unmentionned true fact : Giraffe's necks evolved to be that long as to not smell their own farts.

@ddobry21

4 жыл бұрын

But I thought all animals other than human enjoy a good butt sniff and that a fart would merely spread the butt sniff fumes around to their great satisfaction?

@1997TL1000

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@mombosibes107

4 жыл бұрын

@@ddobry21 Specially all the animals that got their noses next to their asses.

@ddobry21

4 жыл бұрын

@@mombosibes107 exactly :)

@jimdoner3443

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it sucks to be the shortest girraffe in the herd

Gods I love the antagonistic relationship between the narrator and his scriptwriter.

@cheekyb71

4 жыл бұрын

It would really blow your mind then to learn that the scriptwriter IS the narrator... hahahaha

@me0101001000

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheekyb71 did he stutter

@alienindisguise5546

4 жыл бұрын

Gods, polytheistic or autocorrect

@CoolColton947

4 жыл бұрын

@@alienindisguise5546 I feel as if the answer is "Yes"

@alienindisguise5546

4 жыл бұрын

@@CoolColton947 that Tells Me nothing

I love your channel. Very informative and funny at the same time.

And now I'm waiting for you to do one on the okapi! But all kidding aside, I learn so much. Thank you for these videos!

"Where are they? You don't know." Look behind the larch.

@pkendlers

4 жыл бұрын

The Larch.

@sdfkjgh

4 жыл бұрын

#27...

@GrasshopperMan

4 жыл бұрын

The. Laaarch.

@Trockenshampooleopard

4 жыл бұрын

There is a giraffe in this shot. It cannot be seen. Would you stand up, please?

"C'mere Ducky..." You're doing god's work. We needed this.

@RCDW

4 жыл бұрын

Except there's no God.

@soulscompendium4769

4 жыл бұрын

There is a god. Hes watching all of us die from corona. That is how god do

Thank God I found your channel, now I can binge watch.

I never would've imagined in my wildest dreams, that a channel like this would exist! It's magnificent!

*_"Ooh this relationship just got interesting."_* _I feel exposed. I just want to love people-_

@rodrigopereira7104

3 жыл бұрын

@Lmao Phaosr giraffes are very gay some times

@cvcutscenes3952

3 жыл бұрын

I gave the 500th like

@TarekMidani

3 жыл бұрын

Stop this Rwby fantasy 😈

@williamrosenbloom215

2 жыл бұрын

@@rodrigopereira7104 I'm so curious what you were responding to

@Bennahr_Fett

2 жыл бұрын

Rubish

'That's why you always see lions next to an empty giraffe' Oh shit, he right

@neuralmute

4 жыл бұрын

He's on to something! Giraffes are just a lion conspiracy!

@theguy6037

4 жыл бұрын

They've been lion to us!

This is my new favourite channel

zefrank1 your commentary is hilarious....thanks for the laughs!

“ Especially the Oxpecker. It is named the Oxpecker because it looks like an Ox’s- Thats not true!” 😂😂 killed me with that one

"the front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard print leggings walking backwards" Now I can't unsee it. Also the human baby diagram cracks me

@michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed till I literally fell off my bed... Can't unsee it too

@charredtodeath2205

4 жыл бұрын

The human diagram was slightly horrifying if I had to to be honest xd

"It's a fairly vulnerable position" Proceeds to show the bent giraffe from behind