I like to imagine the US government bringing in the world's best Touhou player to decrypt ransomed military documents.

@MichaelHowell

7 жыл бұрын

What the government would actually do: unplug the computer, pull out the RAM sticks, plug it into an offline RAM scanner, and there's the key! Normal ransomware works because the private key is stored on a server, but the public key is stored on your computer.

@vapormermaid

7 жыл бұрын

If only this were a real ransomware

@charielity6071

7 жыл бұрын

like "if you finish UFO Lunatic 1CC, we'll give you a medal and 1m dollars

@mikosama1467

7 жыл бұрын

The world record of this game is 3 billion scored.

@justarandomguy869

7 жыл бұрын

THIS LMFAO

2000 : *How to remove viruses* 2019 : *How to make viruses*

@Mistyfgdf

4 жыл бұрын

Spongy bob Pepelaugh

@RpgBlasterRpg

4 жыл бұрын

Task Manager : xD

@malwaretestingfan

4 жыл бұрын

Regardless of the joke, in 2000, there were e-zines, were virus writing tutorials.

@lad1198

4 жыл бұрын

You should change the 2000 to 2005 since youtube wasnt a thing there and yes i did get the joke dont go woooosh me because it wont be an actual woooosh

@lad1198

4 жыл бұрын

@Brady Hartsfield doesnt count, not always someone that understands the joke is wooooshed and wooooshing people isnt funny, i did understand the joke so stop Reddit aint funny

This is actually worse than asking for bitcoin.

@AmazingJuniorBros

4 жыл бұрын

Floating Sunfish i'd rather pay in bitcoin.

@binkhowell8242

4 жыл бұрын

There you had 6 days. here time = inf. (also bitcoin requires decripted files

@skyguy1236

4 жыл бұрын

@@binkhowell8242 you can always make more money, but you'll probably never in your life beat this game

@malwaretestingfan

4 жыл бұрын

What about both?

@quagmirefever843

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, getting that much money and converting it into bitcoin is more hassle than getting all achievements in tf2.

Plot Twist: This is Reimu's plan to get more "donations"

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@RobertoFornaro

3 жыл бұрын

IOSYS in Convictor Yamanaxadu was right

@lokyinng5155

3 жыл бұрын

expect it always get steeled by dio Brando

@wiinekosan

3 жыл бұрын

WHEEZE OMG REIMU BE SLY. But really, if you have to go to alternate dimension, defeat someone with the power of NUCLEAR FUSION and still nothing, you would resort to shadier methods

@fujiwaranomokou8923

3 жыл бұрын

Did u know shrine maidens used to prostitute to gain money? Yeah I didn't either. Reimu can do that and she'd be millionaire LOL

At least he said touhou correctly.

@BlazertronGames

5 жыл бұрын

"touhou." No, "to whom."

@wbjeg

5 жыл бұрын

2hu

@BlazertronGames

5 жыл бұрын

@@wbjeg *2hüm

@CirnoSpaceProject

4 жыл бұрын

*TAW HAW*

@TritnewNG

4 жыл бұрын

Always pronounced it as toe-hoe. Thanks for telling me how to actually say it.

Fun Fact: The maker of RensenWare was the first guy having to decrypt by getting 2 billion, He forgot to use it on a virtual machine.

@64bitmodels66

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@notseki404

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@RayTC

5 жыл бұрын

im sure he did it intentionally

@aaaapain

5 жыл бұрын

Awe.

@Bredcrumpz

5 жыл бұрын

So, that's why he give score forcer

"It turns out I'm bad at it." Literally everyone when they first play touhou

@sandarnwe7130

2 жыл бұрын

(Except fighting games)

@danieldale1488

Жыл бұрын

@@sandarnwe7130 When I first played Touhou I was better at the bullet hells than the fighting games. I'm just terrible at fighting games.

@ShadowGD_OfficialYT

Жыл бұрын

Not for me. I've actually beaten the first 3 levels of Touhou 4 without losing at anytime at the second time I've played the game (I've only played Touhou 4 because it is the game from where the song "Bad Apple!!" comes from).

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

@@ShadowGD_OfficialYT On Lunatic ?

@ShadowGD_OfficialYT

Жыл бұрын

@@skell6134 What?

"Choose the red girl, because why not?" Press F to pay respect to Reimu

@Blizzyan

4 жыл бұрын

F

@fallaj9611

4 жыл бұрын

F

@snappytom2447

4 жыл бұрын

F

@murutattack

4 жыл бұрын

F

@alfredodejesusmontano4899

4 жыл бұрын

F

"yeah whos calling?" "The president" "are you for real?" "yes, we have heard you are good at touhou" "yes why?" "we need you to play touhou on lunatic mode and get to 0.2 billion score"

@itsfadixx

3 жыл бұрын

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⢀⣀⡄⡀⠙⠿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⡁⠄⡓⡩⠐⠚⠲⣈⡢⣈⠛⢷⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠊⣴⠖⠂⣠⣶⣷⣄⡉⠸⠧⡵⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠋⡁⠐⢥⡚⠑⣁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠙⠉⣳⡀⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠟⠉⠠⣂⠔⠌⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡈⠣⠍⣶⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿ ⡂⢄⠒⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠙⠒⡃⢀⠄⠙ ⠔⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠳⠄⠈⠉⠤⢳ ⣄⣤⣤⠘⠛⠛⠓⠄⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⡶⠿⠿⣷⣶⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢠⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣠⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⣸⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿ ⣤⣿⣿⣿⣯⣀⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠁⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⣆⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

@Donut-Eater

3 жыл бұрын

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⢀⣀⡄⡀⠙⠿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⡁⠄⡓⡩⠐⠚⠲⣈⡢⣈⠛⢷⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠊⣴⠖⠂⣠⣶⣷⣄⡉⠸⠧⡵⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠋⡁⠐⢥⡚⠑⣁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠙⠉⣳⡀⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠟⠉⠠⣂⠔⠌⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡈⠣⠍⣶⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿ ⡂⢄⠒⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠙⠒⡃⢀⠄⠙ ⠔⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠳⠄⠈⠉⠤⢳ ⣄⣤⣤⠘⠛⠛⠓⠄⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⡶⠿⠿⣷⣶⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⢠⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣠⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⣸⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿ ⣤⣿⣿⣿⣯⣀⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠁⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⣆⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

@Donut-Eater

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsfadixx fixed your comment

@kepiblop

3 жыл бұрын

@@Donut-Eater can you fix my mistakes?

@Donut-Eater

3 жыл бұрын

@@kepiblop _-_

>be professional touhou player >anonymously release ransomeware only those of my caliber can unlock >offer my skills to anyone who wants them at $100/hr + travel fees.

@SamCardCounter

7 жыл бұрын

> fkin genious

@carterkapanjie3981

5 жыл бұрын

Profit

@hundenhugo1

5 жыл бұрын

>just make a normal ransom ware demanding $100

@bubbles7608

5 жыл бұрын

Admiral Siverdan that’s not fun.

@CirnoSpaceProject

4 жыл бұрын

Branana9 - SuperBran no

Thanks for russian subtitles!

@lagtemshow2262

3 жыл бұрын

Мистер огонёчек чёёёё

@supcupkind

3 жыл бұрын

О, привет Мистер Огонёчек, вижу ты тоже любишь всякие крипипасты. Я на тебя давно подписан

@user-kx2zv7tg3u

3 жыл бұрын

🌞

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@WutDaHeill167

3 жыл бұрын

Says the person typing it in english

Marissa encrypted the precious files.

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@worsethanem3660

3 жыл бұрын

122122121121112122122122122112

@fujineetomori

3 жыл бұрын

Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to

@JTSF

3 жыл бұрын

@@worsethanem3660 Isn't it 123123123123123?

@HouraisanShijuunana

3 жыл бұрын

oh no

Marisa stole the precious files.. 11/07/2020: what the fuck, how did this get popular lmfao

@quanarious3576

6 жыл бұрын

*mental breakdown and intense wheezing and desk slamming*

@shikiekitheyama

6 жыл бұрын

*DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO*

@broder3294

5 жыл бұрын

*_NOT MY PORN!_*

@Kinzsters172

5 жыл бұрын

Katyusha get out

@trailgamer5

5 жыл бұрын

yes

this is the best ransomware ever created

@user-zr8gc9cy3b

6 жыл бұрын

Play Touhou or your computer will die

@superglitcherrush6230

6 жыл бұрын

And it beats wannacry

@Luxe388

5 жыл бұрын

I mean at least with regular ransomware you at least have a chance of getting your files if you pay

@atlas_core

5 жыл бұрын

*japan*

@mikeonuki6716

5 жыл бұрын

True

Imagine getting a ransomware that makes you watch all the episodes of boku no pico

@mismis3153

4 жыл бұрын

Please no oh god no

@cas3394

4 жыл бұрын

i never even watched it but thinking about it makes my eyes melt

@wandiwandi3593

4 жыл бұрын

Why not? Made it move itself and turn off the screen and voice Then wait for few hours later

@ADeeSHUPA

4 жыл бұрын

200odd300 wkwkwk

@TallTapper

4 жыл бұрын

Boku no Pico is fine compared to i dont know, Emergence? i mean i watched both and i watched BnP three times both are fine tbh i have seen worse

"choose the red girl, why not" thanks

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@professionalfangster1510

3 жыл бұрын

@@jme7046 I've seen you before.

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

@@professionalfangster1510 it is good

@dieguito0512

3 жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respects for Reimu, who it's name was blatantly ignored😔

@ryntf

3 жыл бұрын

@@professionalfangster1510 I've seen you before too.

Reimu just wanted the donations

@alright9299

4 жыл бұрын

Reimu has really fallen onto hard times, man...

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

2D girls fucking up our computers this is the future

@zikon4625

7 жыл бұрын

dammit japan

@youarenowbreathingmanually2798

7 жыл бұрын

flesh you never fail to amuse me

@HistoMagouri

7 жыл бұрын

I myself was called a masochist by the venerable Kizuna Ai-chan We truly live in the future

@toemad12

3 жыл бұрын

@hoptrix Ye.

@joel6476

3 жыл бұрын

"I will never forgive the japanese!" -some guy with a robotic hand

Ah, yes, the ransomware that was made as a joke, but then it went out of control to the point that the creator himself got infected and couldn't get close to getting the required points.

@lordpumpkinhead265

Жыл бұрын

Welp, hope he got good at Touhou then.

@farmervillager1376

Жыл бұрын

thats fucking crazy 😂

Pro Touhou players: *gets Rensenware* Also them: Hah

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@jestfullgremblim8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@jme7046 stop... It's a joke, pls keep going

@p4rtyshr1mpz

3 жыл бұрын

cant fuck with the gods

@raikitsunagi

Жыл бұрын

Also them: why are you threatening me with a good time?

Well, at least it doesn't force you to beat Clownpiece with 1 life.

@Awalys

7 жыл бұрын

Good god. I would rather just wipe my hard drive clean.

@puella_meiberu

7 жыл бұрын

Doable enough if you're using Reisen.

@kaargen

7 жыл бұрын

I lost all my Reisen-lives to her the first time the first time I played, in about a second. Don't make me think about it, it was traumatising.

@cristixyz

7 жыл бұрын

Clownpiece is easy. All you need to do is dodge all the lasers.

@Awalys

7 жыл бұрын

cristixyz Easier said than done.

Play Touhou to decrypt files? Doesn't sound like a virus to me.

@Pokeymeister80

7 жыл бұрын

Are you that guy from SMW Central? Since I recognize your profile picture.

@Niko0902

7 жыл бұрын

TheQuackSavior Yes

@GuppytheCat

7 жыл бұрын

wew i was literally browsing the forums when you showed up

@thomastartu9597

7 жыл бұрын

No financial ransom? That's very weird to play a game for your data. Pretty clear the person who wrote this doesn't need the money.

@ScualCosminRo123

7 жыл бұрын

no its for weebs

When Murasa stopped sinking ships and starts making viruses

Other virus:you need too pay me ur computer or i eliminate it,nah i gonna eliminate it Rensenware:Touhou is love, Touhou is life

HOLD SHIFT FOR FOCUSED MOVEMENT

@mikosama1467

7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I've ever seen many people are playing touhou without holding shift, and they can still beat the game at all

@mvShooting

5 жыл бұрын

"Shift wins games. Use Shift!"

@firesauce9016

5 жыл бұрын

*NO I DON'T WANT TURN ON STICKEY KEYS*

@thatfoxxy

5 жыл бұрын

@@firesauce9016 fuuck thats annoying when it happens

We need Saltyware where you must scream on mic for 10 minutes without getting banned on server.

@majorblitz3846

6 жыл бұрын

SodiumWare Sequel of ReisenWare, Kaguya Federal and FujiWarrant

@notseki404

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao what r u doing here?

@colemacgrath8846

4 жыл бұрын

Use a private server.

@HobkinBoi

4 жыл бұрын

@@colemacgrath8846 program should read player count and verify that the server is public.

@TheAsrielDeal

4 жыл бұрын

We talking Discord, Nintendo Switch online or XBox voice chats?

2:47 “Anime Girl” Oh I can feel the hate comments already...

@alluseri

4 жыл бұрын

@Jos'e Stalain guuuurl

@jsbehucbejizveish

4 жыл бұрын

>hate comments Lemme fix that for you: >autistic screeching

@stellarphantasmvfx5504

4 жыл бұрын

@Jos'e Stalain >How >>Does this thing >>>Work

@undefishin

3 жыл бұрын

>funny arrow haha

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

This is just evil. You have to play arguably the hardest game in the series on the hardest difficulty, and it has to be near perfect. Hope you like their themes, cause you're gonna be here for at minimum a few months.

@exoteyt8552

Жыл бұрын

Touhou 1 1CC on lunatic is harder (even though it would be impossible to make a ransomware with it because it isn't on windows)

@ZionArcski17

Жыл бұрын

the Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom in question:

@reisenImperishableNight

Жыл бұрын

@@ZionArcski17 the reisen bomb in question:

@FCTouhou

Жыл бұрын

@@reisenImperishableNight The ransomware that forces you to lnnn

reisenware.

@Lainpilled_Hat

7 жыл бұрын

yo

@IWINegev

7 жыл бұрын

reimuware.

@w0rldw1dew3b

7 жыл бұрын

uhhh uhhh remiliaware

@Paranuui

7 жыл бұрын

Wriggleware

@MLWJ1993

7 жыл бұрын

Marisaware

they missed the chance to name it reisenware and use th8 instead

@adamxue6096

5 жыл бұрын

Understandable as th8 is like considered one of the easiest, if not the easiest touhou main game XD But this was some fun shenanigans XD

@dirtkiller23

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamxue6096 easy modo ransomware

@KHIommy

5 жыл бұрын

Th8 is the frist thouhou i finishd in normal... AND I FUCKING LOVE REISEN!!!

@r3zaful

4 жыл бұрын

Gensouware

@MrPathorn

4 жыл бұрын

But They took chance using Touhou Seirensen instead

*choose the red girl why not?* yes.

this virus would be a lot more effective if it's triggered by calling touhou an anime instead

@cps1247

3 жыл бұрын

touhou is my favorite anime of all time

@Vysair

3 жыл бұрын

it now has an anime

@AshPikachu9

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vysair fanime

@SkyCrowave

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vysair fanime.

@shrimpfry880

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vysair fanime

Pretty sure the guy created it just to see Dan play Touhou.

Btw, for some people that didn't understand why it's called Rensenware: it actually goes for "Touhou Seirensen Ransomware". "Seirensen" goes for "Star-Lotus Ship of the East" (japanese name for Undefined Fantastic Object). So, I think we can call it "Star-Lotus Ship Ransomware". :P

@verifeli

4 жыл бұрын

So basically... Seiren (Siren) means Alien?

@Izlemder

4 жыл бұрын

@@verifeli hahahahahahahahahahah well played

From now on i'm gonna call Reimu "The red girl"

@tree0137

3 жыл бұрын

redmu

@MusicalLugia

3 жыл бұрын

Red Sanae

@HouraisanShijuunana

2 жыл бұрын

hey you, the girl in red and white -patchouli knowledge th6

"This anime chick right here..." i felt offended

@sakesaurus

4 жыл бұрын

lol its chinese cartoons and most of the characters are schoolgirls. Basically anime

@reedwilliams1868

4 жыл бұрын

@@sakesaurus they literally aren't though

@sakesaurus

4 жыл бұрын

duuh, I meant the seeming age please dont argue that they're all undead and stuff. They are for most purposes (personality included) schoolgirls

@Puffle573

4 жыл бұрын

@@sakesaurus No one goes to school

@Puffle573

4 жыл бұрын

Well a bit

What if instead of this, the ransomware was actually its own Touhou game? Like, the incident is that the main antagonist encrypted parts of the world and the final stage is located in your computer? I can see it now: *Touhou 17: Inspired Lunatic Key* (because it forces you to play on one difficulty: Lunatic, and is inspired by rensenware)

@celeastral8947

7 жыл бұрын

Would be a great fangame, but I don't have programming knowledge. :/

@FluffyGameplay

7 жыл бұрын

That would be highly illegal to publicly release.

@celeastral8947

7 жыл бұрын

I think OP means it would be an actual game, not the piece of ransomware you see here. ZUN gave us free reign for fan activities, except commercial ones. See the vast amount of fangames: Labyrinth of Touhou 1 and 2, Riverbed Soul Saver, the fanart for everyone (I'm working on one too), the fanfics and doujins, and there's even more than 1000 circles at Comiket that produce fan-music and the above, and they sell it too.

@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos

7 жыл бұрын

No, I mean it be an actual creative piece of malware with its own game, not T12.

@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos

7 жыл бұрын

And yes, I'm aware of how illegal it would be.

Someone should make a yukkuri ransomware that forces your pc's processer to take it easy.

@1r587

5 жыл бұрын

Shake it to make it horny.

@dakotabless4800

4 жыл бұрын

@@1r587 😂😂

@rasta7655

4 жыл бұрын

Happy day

@nasanierulastname2997

4 жыл бұрын

So malware that forces the CPU to run at the lowest possible power state? Welcome to 486 emulator

@Kurzov

4 жыл бұрын

Virus.Win32.Yukkuri

Me, a Touhou player: *HAH JOKES ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT.*

@PyroSter

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I don’t. *Should be easy enough*

@HouraisanShijuunana

2 жыл бұрын

me playing touhou 8, 11, and 15 in lunatic mode and succeed to 1cc/2cc: JOKES ON YOU, IM INTO THAT SHIT

@notren2967

2 жыл бұрын

@@HouraisanShijuunana Correction: *"WE'RE INTO THAT SHIT."*

@yamahadx7synthesiser

2 жыл бұрын

@@notren2967 well, ALL OF US are into that shit!

@ephraimium6755

2 жыл бұрын

@@Luke_4044 moriya shrine

as someone who has played this game series for over a year now, i have to just say this video speaks to me your gameplay feels relatable, right down to the monikers for characters anyways, i'm going to watch more your videos they're great

danooct1 playing Touhou What a time to be alive

@Youssoupoff.

4 жыл бұрын

truly

see this is what people should be doing instead of giving viruses to destroy or steal stuff just blatant trolling

@its-amemegatron.9521

4 жыл бұрын

The Sigma Virus: Complete Mega Man X6 on Xtreme mode with no damage or deaths

@ADeeSHUPA

4 жыл бұрын

Clawnoob The Paladin hh

@ScorchingStoleYourToast

6 ай бұрын

It was exactly how the first virus was meant to be, creeper, was only here to do a prank, by saying "im the creeper, catch me if you can!" it was never meant to be harmful.

How to trigger the whole Touhou fandom "What is this anime game?"

“idk what I’m doing so I choose that, sounds good” *every touhou noob in existence*

I am actually pretty happy that in current times of malware doing stuff for money and sensitive data somebody did this just for fun.

@braincoolo9399

6 жыл бұрын

Midlow watch the whole video

I never expected this channel to be come a let's play channel.

@TheApocalypseNine

7 жыл бұрын

I remember one virus where Dan ended up playing Pac-Man, so in a way, it was a little bit of a 'Let's play' channel. Bonus: The Pac-Man game would not let him leave. (Cue to dan breaking DOS after many attempts to exit)

@YuukiTakemoto1996

4 жыл бұрын

He also did a Let's Play of Virus: The Game, which was basically Toonami's old Trapped in Hyperspace game minus kiwi Swayzak freaking out and infecting TOM.

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

A few months ago I was a big fan about researching computers, specifically Operating systems and viruses, and I remembered this channel and this virus, and now that I'm a fan of Touhou everything agrees XD Thanks for your videos!

I just started playing Touhou. Man, it's good.

@scoopskicat

3 жыл бұрын

great series

@HouraisanShijuunana

3 жыл бұрын

good job chad

scrubs are not allowed to use this computer. in order to de-encrypt your files you must first git gud.

@sulociou7846

7 жыл бұрын

Kanudelgruber it just works

@Kanudelgruber

7 жыл бұрын

whoa dude, was that a motherfucking jojo's bizarre adventure™ reference?!?!

@dirtkiller23

5 жыл бұрын

Hey! Now I know a good weapon against friend's little children. (also this line sounds like unused line from memz virus)

I certainly didn't expect _Touhou_ out of all things to appear on this channel, but I'm not complaining.

Past me: Whats touhou? Future me: Hey past you, it's you from the future. You still haven't played Touhou, but the OG bad apple from Lotus Land is *catchy* .

Somehow found this guy playing TouHou with 1M+ views. Btw press F to pay respect for Reimu.

This is actually a pretty cool virus if you ask me. I think the world would be a better place if viruses were creative like this.

@celeastral8947

7 жыл бұрын

I think I would prefer that we had no viruses !

@edwardthehazardous1524

7 жыл бұрын

u rite

@ToyosatomimiNoMikoTaoism

7 жыл бұрын

It'd be like the MSDOS days in a way, just slightly more common.

@ivanmegafanboy1981

7 жыл бұрын

I have a virus in my computer, the only thing it does is redirect me to Yahoo when I am using Google.

@holymonk293

6 жыл бұрын

Viruses where like that before though

Welp, you asked for malware that doesn't take your money. Here it is, everyone.

@HyperVanilo

6 жыл бұрын

It maybe doest take your money, but it does take your soul

@bruh-dj5uo

5 жыл бұрын

is that tempo in your thumbnail

@dirtkiller23

5 жыл бұрын

@@HyperVanilo not th15.

@strangeyoutuberman7115

2 жыл бұрын

Was it worth it?

the good document text file having "it is good" in it was so damn funny i love how he just glosses over it which makes it more funnier

1:56 *did he just assume touhou is an anime?*

@aretard7995

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@BirdUpFR

4 жыл бұрын

I mean technically it is as it has animation and is from japan

@verifeli

4 жыл бұрын

There are some fan-made anime.

@aretard7995

4 жыл бұрын

verifeli yeah we all know that

@cherry414

4 жыл бұрын

It is an anime...but an anime game.

cute ransomware with hats

@tilin8805

4 жыл бұрын

No

@4storyboss

4 жыл бұрын

Suwakoware

Oh my holy lord Byaurken. For your information, UFO is by far the hardest touhou game - even though im a huge fan of the series, this is not a fate id wish against my enemies

@Redheart709

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it was well agreed on that SA was the most difficult?

@usateiusatei

7 жыл бұрын

Emary what? not at all, Okuu is kinda brutal but UFO/LoLK is harder (speaking from experience)

@RickRoller90001

7 жыл бұрын

I am fairly sure the hardest agreed one is actually LoLK

@usateiusatei

7 жыл бұрын

RickRoller90001 its not even junko that brings the pain, its clownpiece

@Snakke40

7 жыл бұрын

It depend how you look at it, really. At normal mode SA is really challenging, if you're going for a Lunatic 1CC UFO is considered the worst, but if we judge solely on pattern difficulty, LoLK takes the cake. So yeah, SA CAN be the most difficult.

oh no Marissa stole my precious files

@Gejam_GameDev

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Viruses back then: Warning: Your computer will be bricked! Viruses now: Play Fortnite and get a Victory Royale with 50 kills without taking damage to decrypt your files.

@AmazingJuniorBros

4 жыл бұрын

Dizzy Drake I guess my files are fucked cuz there's no way im playing fn

@4storyboss

4 жыл бұрын

rather viruses now: Delete fortnite and beat time record 1:53:00 at construction route in Need for speed world

@stevengruner4885

3 жыл бұрын

Getting 0.2 billion in touhou is easy but THAT is really bad REALLY BAD

@dizzydrake4433

3 жыл бұрын

@ wow you have to disrespect an opinion ok.

@dizzydrake4433

3 жыл бұрын

@ Yeah it is. It's your opinion that it's the cringiest comment you ever read also can you please respect people's opinions on a game?

"I choose you" Oh my, he chose me...

@PsychoFizz

7 жыл бұрын

Marisa Kirisame nah. Not you

@dithercat

7 жыл бұрын

PsychoFizz p sure he chose the one above me ^

@DeltaRoz

7 жыл бұрын

pls dont spread cancer of roleplaying in yt thanks

@PsychoFizz

7 жыл бұрын

Khoro right!! Get out of here lol

@hikari_no_yume

7 жыл бұрын

Marisa's not a roleplayer.

jesus christ the whole weeb vs not weeb debate in the comments is dumb as hell just appreciate this neat idea for ransomware

@azuren9046

6 жыл бұрын

Gabe Griffin if your offended then gtfo

@AmanomiyaJun

4 жыл бұрын

Azuren Your insult has backfired

This went from a computer virus to a gaming video

He: "Anime chick right here..." Me: " *So you have chosen death* "

@asteroidalassassin6949

4 жыл бұрын

What tf are you talking about?

@izrrr4785

4 жыл бұрын

@@asteroidalassassin6949 touhou isnt anime

@TheManinBlack9054

4 жыл бұрын

@@izrrr4785 it is anime just like the Avatar: The Last Airbender.

@CrizzyEyes

4 жыл бұрын

@I SELL SALT Nah, it's definitely anime, just like King of the Hill.

@CrizzyEyes

4 жыл бұрын

@I SELL SALT I can see you are a connoisseur who prefers that I use the term "Japanimation."

It should actually be Reisenware, for everyone's favorite rabbit girl, Raisin Udingdong Inabanana. (Translation: Reisen Udongein Inaba)

@Machination_24

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's named Rensenware because the name of Touhou 12 is Touhou Seirensen

@sarcasmica907

7 жыл бұрын

Ah, thanks. I just couldn't find that name for it and instead attributed it to Reisen. Oops.

@diaderg

7 жыл бұрын

Rasinware

@solarstrike33

7 жыл бұрын

"And now, I am leaving the Earth for no *_raisin!_*"

@pachicore

7 жыл бұрын

Sarcasmica raisin

I've read the ransomware author's comment on the Korean forum; he accidentally infected himself during testing. (Update: ... and that was the only real-world infection.) BTW I suck at Touhou too bad. Screw those UFOs.

@emylucie

2 жыл бұрын

True, so he had to do a code pack thing to get his files back bruh🤡

I think this was my introduction to Touhou in Hindsight

No one: Danooct: *_i choose you_*

10/10 would run on my computer again

@skewah

7 жыл бұрын

@justquant are you saying that's bad

@dithercat

7 жыл бұрын

Squishi are you saying it isn't

@nikitpad3532

7 жыл бұрын

fite me

@skewah

7 жыл бұрын

oh

@someboringnerd

4 жыл бұрын

Again ?

the perfect ransomware doesn't exi-

I remember watching this video 2 years ago and it was my first exposure to touhou.

This was the first time i heard about touhou.. i came back to watch it again

UFO? They went easy on their victims

@Lainpilled_Hat

7 жыл бұрын

should of used SoEW or LoLK

@lukkan99

7 жыл бұрын

SoEW is pc98 not windows era

@Lainpilled_Hat

7 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

@bigblue344

7 жыл бұрын

UFO and the underground games are the only ones I can beat though.

@Lilithpad

7 жыл бұрын

imo it should had be EoSD

The ransomware is indeed for real. I thought the encryption deal was just bogus and maybe the users who got it were fools, given that they got this piece of software in the first place. Anyways, Touhou is really not a game for everyone, but for those who suddenly got interested in playing this and don't have the skill to do, here's some stuff I found by experience which hopefully can get you somewhere in Touhou. *Focus. Hold shift to make your character move slower and show your 'hitbox'. Under any circumstances, you don't want any bullet to touch the hitbox. It's a thing I noticed Dan and two other KZread channels miss out. For anyone playing Touhou, FOCUSING is a must, and to play without FOCUSING is suicide (unless you want to do a no-Focus challenge, which is infeasible if you're already reading this). *Your character choice will be crucial in the beginning. Typically, you'll want to play as Reimu (the one in red-white, always the first choice), and in some cases, you might be given a second choice: that's your loadout, typically the first one is the one you want to go with. Reimu has moderate speed and amulets that home to your targets, definitely easier for beginners. *I recommend starting with Perfect Cherry Blossom on Normal. The later games get harder (including Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and Subterranean Animism, avoid these until you're ready for them, same for UFO here). If you're unable to progress on Normal, Easy is an option that you could take. Definitely do not start on Lunatic or Hard until you're familiar with the games first. *You have bombs that can be used by hitting the X button. They can be used at any time as long as you have at least one of them, but it's best to keep them until you're almost going to be hit by a bullet, as its main functionality is not to damage the enemies (that's a side effect), but rather to clear away the bullets and grant you invincibility. As such, you want to keep them for the times when you most need them. *When playing, always look at your character first to make sure their hitbox is not dangerously close to a bullet. When the screen is full of bullet hell, don't even look up; instead keep looking at your character and keep her moving away from bullets. *Bullets are smaller than what they appear. So if you are surrounded by bullets, there may be hope for escape by taking advantage of the bullets' actual size. An example is the orbs, where the white space all around the colored part is mostly safe. *Don't aim towards beating the games, instead, play to see how far you could go. Under this mentality, you can keep pushing your limits. Practice the stages you have unlocked, and keep playing till you gain enough experience to see the final boss. And most importantly, be patient. Patience will be great when trying to beat Touhou, as you definitely don't want to be rushed when playing Touhou. That is all the tips I have for a beginner. There are some advanced tips out there that you could use like the point of collection, but you should first focus on the basics and getting your feet wet before you fully dive.

@notseki404

5 жыл бұрын

@Midlow There's a difference between a weeb and someone that just enjoys the game

@AstralStriderZ

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the most crucial advice: "To actually grow a set and start playing the heck out of it until you master it or die tryin'..."

@KurisuFariasAguila

4 жыл бұрын

Ward

@princesstinklepanties2720

4 жыл бұрын

I played lunatic kingdom on lunatic difficuly for my first touhou game. Made it all the way to dormey before i threw in the towel

@romoney

4 жыл бұрын

just stick with the cheat engine

Learning that even the creator couldn't beat his own virus is really saying something

plot twist: rensenware is just teaching us how to break a world record

@someboringnerd

4 жыл бұрын

"break a world record or i'll break your computer" Seem legit to me

@ZPS_STG

4 жыл бұрын

wr is 3.474b, about 17 times more than what the virus requires so... not really?

@someboringnerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZPS_STG that was a joke

best trojan ever now people can appreciate art

@tinsel6483

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's the worst trojan ever.

@RazanAr51

5 жыл бұрын

Tinsel 64 r/woosh

@sigmochka_pimpochka

4 жыл бұрын

Ricardo, it's you!

We need Rhythmware where you have to complete Rhythm Tengoku with all perfects plus emulator lag to get your files undecrypted.

@ItsPForPea

7 жыл бұрын

HEHE I AM A SUPERSTAR PARAPPA Nope. Osu! Xi-Blue sixth 4 Dimensions diff no miss.

@nooblangpoo

7 жыл бұрын

HEHE I AM A SUPERSTAR PARAPPA No! Not the Emulator Lag! Everything but that!

@skewah

7 жыл бұрын

how about osu!

@a1b3a3c14nbcv

7 жыл бұрын

terraware where you have to play terraria without stopping and beat the moon lord with 100 life and a broken wooden hammer

@ItsPForPea

7 жыл бұрын

bonsly2001 too ez

i never had more of an challenge accepted moment in my life

Its funny when this came out I actually genuiely didn't know anything about Touhou. Now after a span of a time this is for me a great addition to this beatiful community.

yea touhou is my favorite manga that's been running since november 1996, can't wait for volume 15.5 to get encrypted

*But hey Thank god it wasn't LOLK or SA*

@medaizeh2401

7 жыл бұрын

RB depends , but sometimes losing all of your bombs in point device mode while being stuck on one spellcard is a pain in the ass. happened to me in junko's last spellcard. meanwhile people can just spam the bomb in legacy mode to clear the game.

@64bitmodels66

7 жыл бұрын

imo i think touhou 7 has the easiest lunatic

@medaizeh2401

4 жыл бұрын

@I SELL SALT imagine playing touhou after touhou 12

@InnocentC0

4 жыл бұрын

LOL K

@omegaotaku1342

4 жыл бұрын

subterranean aneurysm lol, k

"Yo Ansel, why do you think Touhou fanbase is so toxic?" Me, watches this video "dunno bro"

@lonerscandream2019

4 жыл бұрын

probably

@aztecravemonkey4044

4 жыл бұрын

The only toxic ones are the elitists who think they are above everyone because they are good at it.

@ia_alexy5171

3 жыл бұрын

@@aztecravemonkey4044 hmm Touhou is elite

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@f1r3hunt3rz5

3 жыл бұрын

Touhou is surprisingly the tamest and least toxic fandom I've come across, and the fanmade stuff are amazing like holy shiet

I watched this and forgot about it and later after learning what touhou was i decided to come back to it and it's much more funny now

I can hear the irony in your voice once you said "this anime chick right here"

@jme7046

3 жыл бұрын

It is good

@jestfullgremblim8002

3 жыл бұрын

It is cool

That "anime chick"s name in the warning box is Minamitsu Murasa if anyone wants to know

Marisa, we need save some computers...

Oh, that seems pretty cool. You just have to train playing it for countless hours until you can finally beat it.

There should be a Ransom.BigSmoke, where in order to decrypt your files, you would need to type by memory all Big Smoke order from GTA: San Andres... now, that would be pretty funny, unless you don't remember it... like myself.

@barnardsloop01

7 жыл бұрын

Or even better, use a camera to film you eating Big Smoke's Order.

@64bitmodels66

7 жыл бұрын

Lel but if ur on a low end computer ur fucked because uknow..... gta is demanding

@NSHG

6 жыл бұрын

There's no way anyone has a Pentium 2 anymore to be unable to escape of that ransomware. Really. (I know because GTA:San Andreas requires at least a Pentium 3 1GHz, 256MB RAM and a 64MB GPU (Geforce 3 onwards) which isn't even actual tech anymore. The lowest you'd be able to find would be in the 775 range already)

@toxamusical6926

5 жыл бұрын

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

@hautoa1513

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxamusical6926 ya forgot the number 7

Too bad there was no DOS malware like this, like something that will scan your Wolfenstein 3D scores and will only decrypt your stuff if it finds evidence you defeated Episode 6.

@davidcone1433

Жыл бұрын

This does actually kinda sound cool, but Episode 6 on I am Death Incaranate is really rough... I know that's the point of this ransomware but can't ya show some mercy by having them play Episode 3?

Image a virus that defends you from viruses but then plays memes for 20 minutes every time it has to defend from a virus.

This video got me into touhou 😂 I play too much of it now

@crylune

6 ай бұрын

one of us

Touhou on lunatic - yep those files are _never gonna be decrypted_

I have a better idea: Beat I Wanna Be The Guy without dying, or else have encrypted files forever.

@skycladangel1674

7 жыл бұрын

Silverzero What about Super Meat Boy. Beat Cotton Alley light/Dark Worlds with all A ranks. >:-)

@sankyubi1786

7 жыл бұрын

Get a double perfect on the General in Kaiser Knuckle.

@CrushedParagon

7 жыл бұрын

Even better, I Wanna Be the Boshy

@guy_th18

7 жыл бұрын

Way easier though.

@CrushedParagon

7 жыл бұрын

Could be, I never played "I Wanna Be the Guy", I just know that "I Wanna Be the Boshy" is pretty much impossible to do without dying

The worst thing than your life being in imidiate danger is being forced to play an anime game, truly an horrific experience.

@chirukun

Жыл бұрын

*Pain is eternal.*

@YourPalTheCommentor

Жыл бұрын

@laika because no one's in their right mind will even try to Google anime

It's teaching you to be a gaming god, let it do its thing.

I heard MikOS has protection against Rensenware.

@someboringnerd

4 жыл бұрын

I understand that there is a joke here but i don't get it

@chayums1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@someboringnerd I guess that the joke is first, a mix with Miko and OS, and, it would be protected against Rensenware is because there is a rivality between Byakuren (UFO last boss, so the game played here) and Miko

@someboringnerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@chayums1996 aaaahhh, alright, okay

@ToyosatomimiNoMikoTaoism

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Taoism always was the best alternative.

I lived enough to see Dan record this ransomware. My life can end now.

fav youtuber from now 💗

Por este trojano conocí una de mis franquicias favoritas