"I'm with dogs for Michael Vick" - genius ad-lib!

@HighFeeline

2 ай бұрын

Yes🤣🤣

@laurenbendik2006

2 ай бұрын

Lmao. I love how the gay guy looks like trump too

@maxxjapan619

2 ай бұрын

It was *chef's kiss*

@michaelgiordano1004

2 ай бұрын

I spit my coffee!!

@londonmacestudios

2 ай бұрын

that line hit hard! LOL!

"A rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder". Couldn't have been said more perfectly and accurately! 🤣🤪

@byronstansberry1638

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hilakummins3104

Ай бұрын

Why is it so many trump supporters (cultists) wear clothes with religious messages? Even a simple "JESUS" -- what would their savior think about what's going on here? Very Christ-like, isn't it!? I'd love to see some of these folks hold hands & PRAY together, for God's will to be done. These protests & rallies are jam-packed with the least spiritual people I ever saw. Coincidentally, they also believe outrageous conspiracies, like God is actually influencing the outcome of this trial AND the next election... PRAISE THE LORD & Pass the Ammunition!! 🎶 ☝️🙏🏻

@DonVideoGuy007

Ай бұрын

If Triumph is referring to the middle class non-White voters that support Trump, he is absolutely correct.

@skilletman16

Ай бұрын

It can be said for both sides

@bigoltits1880

Ай бұрын

@@skilletman16 nah the joke wouldn't have worked if it "could be applied to both sides". It's funny because it applied only to your side, you see.

“Who’s going to win? A bleached blond with big jugs, or Stormy Daniel’s?” 😂😂😂

@paulzammataro7185

Ай бұрын

😂

@redlightmax

Ай бұрын

5:06 I love it when Triumph explains the joke.😄

@amylazarow41

Ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@miguelwc

Ай бұрын

LOL

@MsWobbly1

Ай бұрын

Oh Swell. The crowd, if you can call it that, is smaller bc the campaign can’t afford to pay for more “crowd,”.

That guy is sure getting his money's worth out of that spring-loaded 'Trump Won' sign.

@sophierobinson2738

Ай бұрын

I’d like to get hold of it when he’s not looking and replace “won” with “lost” and see how quickly he notices.

@cre8tvedge

Ай бұрын

He's like a four year old with a slinky toy.

@MarilynMonday

Ай бұрын

I was wishing we had the entire clip from them so we could count the unfurling lol

@christianpilosi9563

20 күн бұрын

That is the wildest part of this whole video. People are buying those things and using them like this guy. Absolutely batshit crazy bonkers bananas. Truly insane really.

@sundaydriverinnewyork261

10 күн бұрын

It's almost a drinking game.

A "who's who of who's off their meds." 😂 Robert Smigel is a genius. The Michael Vick joke almost made me choke on my bagel.

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.

@TheSteveBoyd

2 ай бұрын

@@AUMINER1 Defendant tRump**

@mikedavis8008

2 ай бұрын

​@AUMINER1 Naw he's gonna be tossing salads soon lol

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

@@mikedavis8008 first it was russia, that was a lie, then there was obstruction, that was a lie, then there was ukraine, that was a lie, then there was stormy, that was a lie, then there was comey, that was a lie, then there was avenatti, that was a lie, then there was impeachment, that was a lie, then there was cohen, that was a like, then there was impeachment2, that was a lie, then there was J6, that was a lie....how them lies working out for ya there lil'peddle? lol

@SLAYERSWINE1

2 ай бұрын

​@@mikedavis8008Nah. He will win election in 2024. Trump for Prison Shower Room BuKKaKe King 2024.

"Gays for trump? My name is Triumph, I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Proffa666

Ай бұрын

Holyy shiiiiit

@sstrykert

28 күн бұрын

How'd Afghanistan go again?

@vernonbandy2597

22 күн бұрын

​@@sstrykertlol. You may not have understood the point 😂😂😂😂

@sstrykert

22 күн бұрын

@@vernonbandy2597 I completely got the point. How do the homosexuals fair in the O'Biden financed Iran? I'll wait for your lone brain cell to divide& come up with some backpedaling.

@hithere748

8 күн бұрын

🙄🙄🙄🙄

It is frightening to see just how naive some people can be. The guy who said, “Look at me. I’m not vaccinated and I’m still alive.”, is a prime example of the idiocracy going on in the US.

@ge2623

Ай бұрын

I've never been in a car accident, so cars never crash.

@bookgirlny8511

Ай бұрын

Ikr

@sprig5173

Ай бұрын

Also their idea of American exceptionalism just translates to a bunch of selfish a'holes.

@bookgirlny8511

Ай бұрын

@@sprig5173 So true-unfortunately

@michaelccozens

Ай бұрын

Oh, it's much worse than "Idiocracy", just like "Don't Look Up" was actually better in a lot of ways than our current climate crisis (for one, at least the comet was at least partially not our fault, and their tech-bros were halfway-competent. They got swarms of interplanetary robots; we got rusting Cybertrucks and literal human-hunting drones). The people in "Idiocracy" *wanted to know better*. Our fascists don't. This is the Information Age. It's not this fucking stuff isn't literally 5 seconds away, for anyone, constantly. And there are experts *screaming* to explain what's happening for people to be able to understand it, and a huge number are answering, "Nah. I'm good" (if not "I'mma shoot you for offering"). It's not great.

“If the judge is prejudice, doesn’t that make him a Trump voter”. 😂😂😂

@DonVideoGuy007

Ай бұрын

@K.Spade7902

19 күн бұрын

I think the judge voted for Trump. He could have locked him up over the gag order violations but didn't.

This crowd is almost too delusional for Triumph's comic banter to make any difference.

@benvinar2876

2 ай бұрын

The left is soo wrong and delusional there not even in reality. Thats why it wasnt that funny.

@ge2623

Ай бұрын

Not "Almost"

@funfunfun3624

Ай бұрын

Yeah they don't listen to anything. They don't think

@jasonr375

Ай бұрын

Yeah, thank GOD there are Democrat voters who aren't delusional AT ALL.

@rigelb9025

Ай бұрын

This crowd is almost too delusional for Trump's locker room banter to make any difference.

This needs to be mainstream again

@hello12229

2 ай бұрын

Once I start stooping lassie

@laurenbendik2006

2 ай бұрын

Ya! What happened? Didnt this guy used to have a show?

@Eyeballman24

2 ай бұрын

​@@laurenbendik2006 I think he did spots on the late show.

@wking8

Ай бұрын

The fact you don't know Robert smigel is painful. Look up his resume

@slc4kmediagroup

Ай бұрын

YESSSS!!!!!

We can't have George Carlin back. But we can have Triumph return from out of nowhere. Thank you Triumph 🏆. These friggin people are so warped and weak-minded that they couldn't see passed your trolling. 😂 Even some of them laughed at your insults.

You can not have an intelligent conversation with a Trump supporter 😂. "I'm with dogs for Michael Vick," 😂😂 that was golden! And matched so perfectly.

@scottingalls8460

18 сағат бұрын

Same with Joe Biden

Smigel, you are a brave dude.

@pheresy1367

Ай бұрын

He's invisible under the cloak of SATIRE... which is incomprehensible to "certain" people...

@jasonschweigert8069

Ай бұрын

He was in no danger. Proud boys? Please. Lol

@dong9514

16 күн бұрын

@@jasonschweigert8069 They might beat up the puppet, I don't think they know the puppet isn't alive.

Triumph for President!!

😂😂😂😂 "You did it! .... Dracula's dead! .... You did it!" Brilliant!

In these troubled times, it is inspiring to have Triumph return to help alleviate our misery, and make a mockery of the moronic.

@OikPoinFive

Ай бұрын

Remember when triumph went on the view!!???

Who knew Triumph did such a great Trump impression?

@laurenbendik2006

2 ай бұрын

Ya, holy crap its good

@sprig5173

Ай бұрын

That was hilarious.

@BoundariesMaintained

Ай бұрын

Seriously, they need to hire this guy for all future Trump impersonations.

@mygirl1129

Ай бұрын

Anybody can do him at this point.

@mygirl1129

Ай бұрын

Don't get me wrong 😂 I'm here because I love Triumph. Just saying, I've never tried, I try not to watch or hear him, but I bet we can all do him by now.

I love and miss Triumph. America needs your expertise to get through this election. 😍

This guy is amazing! He was able to insult the MAGAts and make them laugh along with him. Remarkable talent.

@MamaDRogers

Ай бұрын

Agreed! They have NO clue when he insults them….too hilarious!!

@Nopeandnope3861

Ай бұрын

Keep Bidenondeeznuts 😂😂😂😂

@wildwoodandonyx

6 күн бұрын

People that don’t listen are susceptible to missing punchlines

“He slurred his slurs” was great 👍🏻

'It is a virtual rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder' I'm dead. DEAD! 🤣

@kenjames3346

2 ай бұрын

Someone needs to make a flag.

@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8

2 ай бұрын

"A real who's who of who's off their meds"

@laurenbendik2006

2 ай бұрын

I lmao

@carolinematusevich889

Ай бұрын

I thought I couldn't laugh any harder, then the last 5 seconds..."You did it!! You killed Dracula!". This guy is the Comic Ad Lib King. The jokes he makes off the cuff are absolutely genius!

@tnt01

Ай бұрын

Love it. Lol😂

"... Now that OJ's dead!" 😂😂

NICE !! WE NEED TRIUMPH 2024!!!!

"It's a real who's who of who's off their meds." - Triumph 😆

"'For me to poop on' can bring people together" Triumph is a legend!

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

Triumph for president

🎉🎉VOTE BLUE..VOTE BLUE🎉🎉

I love how he shoves the dog in people's faces. Brilliant.

@wildwoodandonyx

6 күн бұрын

And then reminds them that he eats poop

Robert Smigel is a gift to humanity

@carolinematusevich889

Ай бұрын

He's a national treasure!

@williamobrien3540

Ай бұрын

Amen to that. Protect him at all costs.

The fact Triumph can make these MAGA pause (or reset) and laugh is pure comedic genius.

Triumph is a treasure. Not only that, but his tRump impression is, actually GOOD!

“he pulled out so fast, you’d think her *** was NATO”. 🤣

@ge2623

Ай бұрын

Went right over their heads too.

@carolannpacificadam1944

Ай бұрын

I thought it was great 😃!

I wish my Mother was still alive to see this. She was a big time fan of Triumph. Whenever she saw Trump spewing crap she would say after "For me to poop on !" My late Mom was awesome. Miss her. Vote Democratic Blue in 2024.

@carolannpacificadam1944

Ай бұрын

Lost my mom as well and she sounds like your mom.. I understand 😊. Ty for sharing!! Go triumph!

@OikPoinFive

Ай бұрын

Trump won. Past tense AND future tense. Sadly! Ugh...

@AnthonyESacco

27 күн бұрын

You had an awesome Mom!

@drywizardinc

20 күн бұрын

Lol your nutz bro

@williamobryan682

18 күн бұрын

RIP ❤

By farting in court, tRump’s violating the gag order.

@expatannie6958

Ай бұрын

He's making everyone in the courtroom gag!🤢

@jamesc7121

Ай бұрын

Ohhh looky here another mental case with TDS

@BadEinsteinReal

Ай бұрын

You are absolutely genius with tRumps!

@DonVideoGuy007

Ай бұрын

😂🤣

@Vohlfied

Ай бұрын

It's wild that he calls Joe "sleepy" considering he fell asleep and soiled himself in court Wednesday 🤣

Love all the "Christians" who support this madman.

@ThePipemiker

18 күн бұрын

Maybe I'm a bit of a cynic, but considering that at it's core, christianity is about idolizing an insufferably self-righteous madman with questionable affiliations, they could hardly act otherwise.

@mikev4089

15 күн бұрын

Like you mama

@mikev4089

15 күн бұрын

@@ThePipemikerkeep smelling your own farts

@ThePipemiker

13 күн бұрын

@@mikev4089 How impolite of me. I didn't even offer you a whiff.

@mikev4089

12 күн бұрын

@@ThePipemiker Thank you!! I was waiting for you to make me an offer. Please eat some cabbage & beans and get hack to Mr when you’re ready. 🍑💨💨🤧

I see the crowd has as much brains as the stuffed dog. I love it.

@kpepperl319

Ай бұрын

Don't insult the stuffed dog.

@THEEArmoredSaint

Ай бұрын

no doubt! you are sooooo much better than THEM.

"he's losing it...he's starting to slur his slurs..." lol. Zoom...right over the heads of the married cousins...

"You did it. Dracula's dead. You did it." - Triumph to crazy guy holding creepy looking cross

@chrisrj9871

2 ай бұрын

They're all creepy looking crosses when you think about it.

@85jongo

2 ай бұрын

@@chrisrj9871 True. His was especially creepy. Creepy enough to kill Dracula.

@romanjones4643

2 ай бұрын

@@85jongo Orthodox cross

@carolinematusevich889

Ай бұрын

Yep. Most likely Ruzzian Orthodox.

@jeepliving1

Ай бұрын

It looked like the authoritarian symbol from _V For Vendetta_ .

🤣🤣🤣 Love, love, love TRIUMPH the Insult Dog!

He’s starting to slur his slurs 😂😂😂

The delusions are strong in this crowd 😅

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

Trump 2024! FJB

@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997

2 ай бұрын

​@@AUMINER1parrot

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 grapist cornpop quid pro dementia

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 lameAF, no likes...lol, enjoy your TDS lol

@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997

2 ай бұрын

@@AUMINER1 yea Drumpf is all those things

Was great seeing you out there! I was the guy with the white t shirt on. You injected some much needed comedy into all of the MAGA lunatics yelling at me for supporting Biden 😂🇺🇸💙

@ModernGoddess81

2 ай бұрын

Aww hopefully you wake up young man

@cheechicana

2 ай бұрын

Both of you need to wake up how long are they going to prop up two corpses and make us think we have a choice?

@velvetbikes

2 ай бұрын

@@ModernGoddess81 SRSLy, 'wake up?' Can you describe in two sentences or less what trump is being charged with in this trial? Do you know that 1. HIS OWN LAWYER served jail time for this exact incident, and 2. trump actually admitted to the crime the other day on video? It's admissible as evidence. See if you can 'wake up.'

@carolinematusevich889

Ай бұрын

@cheechicana It is a choice. So is self-immolation. Make the choice that's best for you. 😏

@robinhendrix66

Ай бұрын

You are one brave kid. Good on you!

Triumph even made many of the trumpers laugh.

I dearly love Triumph the Insult Dog and have missed him. What a wonderful surprise to find him here again. Please do more. And how brave to engage with Trumpies. They are pretty scary.

If there was a Mount Rushmore of comedy writers, Robert Smigel is on it.

I seriously wonder how many of those people are paid to be there supporting Trump.

@cre8tvedge

Ай бұрын

None of them looked smart enough to be paid.

@sincityRNL

Ай бұрын

First of all they're suckers if they think Trump will pay them anything 😅😅

@THEEArmoredSaint

Ай бұрын

you are a clown

"I'm with Dogs for Michael Vick." Hilarious but it went right over the Trumpflakes' heads.

@ge2623

Ай бұрын

Most of them aren't even listening.

@FaustVaz

Ай бұрын

I had no idea who Michael Vick was so I googled and as soon as I read "prison for dog fighting" 😂💀

@carolinematusevich889

Ай бұрын

The same thing when he followed up that if tRUMP wins, he may need to serve four more years as president. 😂

@robinhendrix66

Ай бұрын

@@FaustVaz Me, too! That's a great joke, now that I know.

@jramsey9690

Ай бұрын

But, damn, Michael Vick is so 10 years ago. The Jamaican lady was priceless.

“Gays for Trump guy” should be his running mate 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha, I friggen love Triumph. :D

Long live Triumph!

@mildredpierce4506

Ай бұрын

He could live forever as long as he’s not president

That Robert Smigel is able to make Trump supporters laugh demonstrates how great of a comedian he is. Getting them to laugh is one of the few ways that might eventually get through to them. Many Trump supporters are a lost cause, but making them laugh brings it up to maybe 1% of them being able to step back from the brink.

@hks2377

Ай бұрын

💯A dog puppet whose satire jumps from sharp, to a gentle ribbing. Perfect combo of endorphin triggers to catch someone off guard in a way that creates space for a seed of doubt & humanizes each “side”. Who can be mad at man’s best friend, telling dirty “dad jokes”? 😂

“I feel bad for Trump…he finally pays someone what he owes them and they indict him for it!”

@kennethbuford1406

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

That man so proud of his little retractable scroll thing

@theorenhobart

11 күн бұрын

...and he's proud of his sign too !

" A virtual rainbow representing every kind of mental disorder" 🤣🤣🤣 - spit a little coffee out on that one. Best/worst part is that it's true.

"won't give him abs." LMAO

@DonVideoGuy007

Ай бұрын

That was the first of many zingers from Triumph the (Clever) Insult Dog... 😂🤣

"We did it; Dracula's dead" 🤣🤣🤣

"It's a real who's who is off their meds". omg Triumph is king! This whole thing is full of absolute gems!

Never has a dog puppet outsmarted so many people so thoroughly and with no effort, whatsoever:)

"...now that O.J.'s dead! Oh man, I'm the one who's dying!

@peforster6725

Ай бұрын

I laughed too hard at that

@davidgoosen1633

Ай бұрын

Good luck with your health because saying that you're dying is really really immature

@rinzaghi2057

Ай бұрын

​@@davidgoosen1633 grow a pair

@purplemist7

Ай бұрын

​@@davidgoosen1633Good luck with your social life because apparently you don't get out much.

These. People. Vote. Cancel their vote: Vote Blue to save Democracy.💙

@rberry4288

2 ай бұрын

Yep. Did anyone else notice the illegal woman from some unknown banana republic who votes for Trump? Build a wall around the Caribbean and make Jamaica pay for it.

@jasonr375

Ай бұрын

Because charging a presidential candidate with bogus charges just to interfere with the election is democracy at its finest. Another genius take from a completely grounded liberal.

@colinkilpatrick

Ай бұрын

Cancelling votes to save democracy is oxymoronic. I do hope people vote blue though.

@tomogden2432

Ай бұрын

@@jasonr375 - "bogus charges"? Just how far is your head up your ass? Can you see daylight through your belly button?

@InHisImage1161

Ай бұрын

You people voted and will vote for a man that took showers with his daughter at age 11. Written in her diary, confirmed by Ashley that it was her diary. That doesn't even get into the absolutely destructive policies, and the obvious lack of mental capacity.

So glad you're back! We need you now more than ever.

I laughed til I cried...Triumph is so hilarious, and he's right abt every kind of mental disorder being represented in that group! Some of those crazy people didn't get the satire at all. He did manage to break through the BS of one or two of them (the dude at 3:25..."what job are you pretending you didn't go to to be here today?") 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The woman on the bench from the Caribbean is COMPLETELY literally delusional with the God talk.

Starting at 3:55.4, it's Robert Smigel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, doing an impression of Donald Trump's Voice. while still sounding like Triumph is doing the impression. 👐👏👏👏 Some Impressive shit.

@kqh123

2 ай бұрын

An American Jew, doing an impression of a Russian, doing an impression of Trump

Triumph doing the maga dog, priceless 😂

"it's a real who's who is off their meds"😂😂😂

Hilarious! 🤣

The who's who of who's off their meds 😂

OMG...first the free special and now NEW Triumph from the field......YES!!!!!!! (hugs R.S!)

@ThreeToesofFury

2 ай бұрын

PS: holy sh@t...Triumph has a Trump impression???? PSS: holy sh@tter...."Triumph" and "Trump" are almost the same name!!!!

@simonagree4070

2 ай бұрын

And they both poop at rallys.

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

@@simonagree4070 you mean like you did to Trevor Bauer??

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

for me to poop on!

These people don't even know they're being insulted by TRIUMPH the INSULT COMIC DOG.

Smigel is a genius!

So glad Triumph is back. I watch his videos over and over!!🤣🤣Thanks, Robert Smigel!!

@mmdl9297

2 ай бұрын

Same. It's amazing how Triumph has that calming effect on MAGAs and at the same time clowning them.

When describing one side of my family I used to quip 'A cornucopia of mental problems'. Also, I referred to taking a poop during his presidency as; 'I have to drop trump off at the whitehouse'

@AUMINER1

2 ай бұрын

Trevor Bauer got the last laugh, and so will President Trump.

@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885

2 ай бұрын

@@AUMINER1 Trump will lose and have to stand trial three more times in 2025. The American People will have the last laugh.

@chrisrj9871

2 ай бұрын

If trump is president/dicktator again and I'm alive in 2025, I'm going to be using that "dropping trump off at the white house" line!

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

for me to poop on!

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

​@@simonagree4070 Are you inquiring about the reasons for Trump's prosecution? If you're seeking information from KZread comments to educate yourself on this matter, I won't attempt to explain it to you.

The return of the King!

Triumph still out in these streets. Keeping it real.

"You did it, Dracula's dead!" Frickin' genius line, laughed out loud so hard 😂😂❤

Just when we needed him the most

Triumph for president ❤

Thank you Triumph! We need you!!!👍😂🐾💩💩💩

2024 been needing Triumphs return badly 👏🏼

Unlimited court room access for Triumph please!😄🤣🍊🍊🌭

Triumph was phenomenally funny this time. Clap 👏 👏

This is pure comedic genius! ❤

I’ve missed you my love! The funniest Rottweiler puppet on earth!!! 😘🥰

I love how his voice is going in and out. I love Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel is a brave man to mix it up with these crazies!😂

I love Triumph! When I see there’s a new Triumph video, my day is made.

Love all of Triumph's on the street political commentary!! Keep up the great work Robert Smigel

Welcome back, Triumph! I've missed you.

Love Triumph SO MUCH! Glad to see him out & about as feisty as ever! 💙

I love you man !! I've laughed my ass off for years watching you two and this vid was awesome as well. You're ability to politely pulverize people is way to good!! Thanks and stay safe😃

That's assault!😂🐺🐶

“We’re having fun” Just so exhausting

So good to have you back, Triumph! 🥰

A welcome return from a satire legend. This is brilliant, I'm ready for more!

Thank you, Triumph. You are a good boy. 🦴 🐶❤

Triumph's impression of Trump was spot-on! HHAHAHA

Thank you Triumph for putting a smile on my face❤

“UnSantatary” lol that was so good!

@tnt01

Ай бұрын

🎅

Triumph does a fantastic trump! Great work Bobby!

“Gays for Trump? I with Michael Vick for dogs” LMFAO! Triumph is unparalleled!

OMG, just what we all needed! Oh, Triumph, how I’ve missed you!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ Thank you, Robert!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂