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Triforce! Episode 118! We're grinding hard on all of life's achievements, from the common "Have a Baby" to the super rare "be a cool guy"!
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  • @CrunchyTofu
    @CrunchyTofu4 жыл бұрын

    Lewis sometimes has these golden moments where he says something quick at the most perfect timing.

  • @richtofen4888

    @richtofen4888

    4 жыл бұрын

    CrunchyTofu I know. He’s the type of person that’s speaks before he thinks. And sometimes it just makes for the most hilarious quick responses.

  • @elsbridgeproductions

    @elsbridgeproductions

    4 жыл бұрын

    We need a Madcat compilation of this, stat!

  • @charlesh4463

    @charlesh4463

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is ok I have aids

  • @kremits9360

    @kremits9360

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most of his joke attempts are cringeworthy but moments like this make up for it

  • @jhawk8085
    @jhawk80854 жыл бұрын

    That Lewis witchdocter joke had me rolling.

  • @bitspacemusic

    @bitspacemusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It's ok, I have AIDS"

  • @GGrrEEnn1132

    @GGrrEEnn1132

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's become my new excuse when I fuck up on games that I tell my teamates

  • @LochyP

    @LochyP

    4 жыл бұрын

    *doctor

  • @TritonBrickRailway
    @TritonBrickRailway4 жыл бұрын

    10:14 sips and pyrion have their laughing fit

  • @jabso

    @jabso

    4 жыл бұрын

    What did Lewis say? Can't quite understand him.

  • @Rorschach87

    @Rorschach87

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jabso "It's ok, I have AIDS"

  • @m.o.3745

    @m.o.3745

    4 жыл бұрын

    spilled my beer!!1!!

  • @jacobmould1576
    @jacobmould15764 жыл бұрын

    "It's ok, I have aids." - Lewis Brindley, 2020

  • @lemon1797
    @lemon17974 жыл бұрын

    Perfect advertisement timing. "A lot of babies were getting raped.... *MAKE SURE TO POWER UP YOUR GAME WITH INTEL CORE EXTREME*" amazing

  • @astraspec

    @astraspec

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read this comment before watching the video and had no idea what you wrote lol

  • @jasminejo-vl7td
    @jasminejo-vl7td4 жыл бұрын

    its kind of creepy that Lewis animated head just does a little chuckle then stares silently at us whilst the other 2 kill themselves laughing.

  • @RestoreIt
    @RestoreIt4 жыл бұрын

    When you're trying to film KZread restoration videos but you're laughing so hard you can't move... Please never stop this lads.

  • @gearyt2355
    @gearyt23554 жыл бұрын

    I came from listening on spotify just to comment about how good this one was

  • @noodles500

    @noodles500

    4 жыл бұрын

    I did the same just to see comments about Lewis' joke :D

  • @YumPoisonApple
    @YumPoisonApple4 жыл бұрын

    its oke i have eehds

  • @rodutus
    @rodutus4 жыл бұрын

    Sips and blacking out while falling out the air again

  • @WildWestRaider

    @WildWestRaider

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to like but they're at the perfect number xD

  • @Davidofsmeg
    @Davidofsmeg4 жыл бұрын

    10:14 that's up there with Pyrion's Gazza and royals bits for hilarity!

  • @GeometryDashDigital
    @GeometryDashDigital4 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t heard them laugh this much in a while

  • @shork1847
    @shork18474 жыл бұрын

    Sips: "let's stop talking about grim stuff okay" Also sips: "yeah well yknow most people develop aggressive cancer at age 50 and it slowly kills them"

  • @matthewrichard9626
    @matthewrichard96263 жыл бұрын

    10:05 I come back to this when I have a bad day, thanks boys never fails to me laugh.

  • @supmynameisjack
    @supmynameisjack4 жыл бұрын

    Me: *Self-Isolating* Triforce: *Uploads* Me: Sped

  • @skram0
    @skram04 жыл бұрын

    "It's OK, I have AIDS" - Lewis Brindley 2020

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat3 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay, I have aids." Oh... my gosh. Lewis that was PERFECT! Terrible, but PERFECT! He knows how to really time jokes. I love the Yogscast. LOL 34:40 I just love this voice Lewis does.

  • @XMysticHerox
    @XMysticHerox4 жыл бұрын

    I had a 2 week seminar in a neurogenetics institute last year. They were working on curing Parkinsons mainly but also other neurodegenerative diseases using iPSCs (induced pluripotent stem cells) to research the diseases. It may very well be possible to regenerate neurons in the not so distant future. One thing we did was growing neurons from iPSCs. Recently they even measured electric activity in such a cell culture.

  • @knitterknerd
    @knitterknerd4 жыл бұрын

    ...The US also has robins, geese, and other "normal" birds. If you get more specific about species, then yeah, there are going to be differences all over the US, too, and certainly across an ocean.

  • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
    @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username4 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay I've got aids" - Lewis Brindley 2020

  • @Kbjsk
    @Kbjsk4 жыл бұрын

    4:54 Not for Lewis, he probably watches the news about coronavirus deaths instead of porn. (0:40)

  • @joshconfer209
    @joshconfer2094 жыл бұрын

    The first 11 min of this podcast is the most amazing thing I've ever heard

  • @playlistmaster4163
    @playlistmaster41634 жыл бұрын

    Lewis unabomber brindley

  • @beastbum

    @beastbum

    4 жыл бұрын

    History will vindicate Ted Kaczynski

  • @c4_murloc782
    @c4_murloc7822 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, I saw The baby clip from here a while ago and am so happy I've caught up on these old episodes to reach this point XD

  • @NinjaTofu0
    @NinjaTofu04 жыл бұрын

    My God.... I will be punished for laughing so hard, won't I?

  • @EternamDoov
    @EternamDoov4 жыл бұрын

    Pyrion doesn't know the definition of exciting

  • @ElaDivine
    @ElaDivine4 жыл бұрын

    Lewis the board game community is waiting for a Games Night channel come back!

  • @Lifegrow
    @Lifegrow4 жыл бұрын

    *Sits down with coffee and turns on Triforce* : "OK, let's see what inane unsubstantiated bullwank Lewis spews this week!" :D

  • @Lifegrow

    @Lifegrow

    4 жыл бұрын

    I take it back, best episode in a good while :P

  • @alexanderchippel

    @alexanderchippel

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay. I have AIDS."

  • @Deivid-bn6yw

    @Deivid-bn6yw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lifegrow itss ok I hav eehds

  • @yourearsaregreen
    @yourearsaregreen4 жыл бұрын

    pyrion being a full tom scott nerd is giving me EVERYTHING

  • @kdmedia1534

    @kdmedia1534

    4 жыл бұрын

    K T I knew I’d heard that story before 😂

  • @Rawsea
    @Rawsea4 жыл бұрын

    Yay some dads and a lew lew to keep me company in this isolation

  • @yohji_kira
    @yohji_kira4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think I've ever heard PFlax gasping for air so much, and he definitely wasn't the only one!

  • @TheStarchamber
    @TheStarchamber4 жыл бұрын

    Alternative dog toy: a plastic flower pot. My dog loved it as a puppy, and five years later she can't get enough of them.

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter4 жыл бұрын

    Funniest Triforce yet lads

  • @ihuntseals5841
    @ihuntseals58414 жыл бұрын

    i love triangles

  • @sulanoji

    @sulanoji

    4 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @morganfreaman
    @morganfreaman4 жыл бұрын

    A generic small skyscraper costs 1 mill per floor to build and one with “unique architecture” costs 100 mill per floor and the Empire State Building has 102 floors so adding all the other costs pyrion was correct

  • @morganfreaman

    @morganfreaman

    4 жыл бұрын

    joe ribberton he look up the price of a stadium it’s different

  • @RedSaint83
    @RedSaint834 жыл бұрын

    Lewis is the vegan of the group, and yet seem perplexed that PFlax want to treat an animal, a member of the family, with respect. So lewis.

  • @JosiahIronclad
    @JosiahIronclad3 жыл бұрын

    “It’s okay i have aids” that made me laugh just as hard as it did them. X_D

  • @ziksy6460
    @ziksy64604 жыл бұрын

    I'm literally only subscribed to this channel so I know there's a new episode to listen to. I always listen on Spotify.

  • @Fisto-wl2zj
    @Fisto-wl2zj4 жыл бұрын

    Best podcast ever, no competition.

  • @xxydot
    @xxydot4 жыл бұрын

    Near tempted to download the Ad to just support this

  • @squishedpea6114
    @squishedpea61144 жыл бұрын

    7:23 it sounds like lewis is the co pilot laughing at everyone about to die

  • @3colight
    @3colight4 жыл бұрын

    that's funny i had my training over in Wichita falls Texas

  • @enjusaion-ji7626
    @enjusaion-ji76264 жыл бұрын

    10:04 lewis grand moment

  • @Adam-lt4fx
    @Adam-lt4fx4 жыл бұрын

    legit the funniest thing i've ever fucking heard

  • @bazz726
    @bazz7262 жыл бұрын

    Amazing Lewis haha!

  • @miloellis191
    @miloellis1914 жыл бұрын

    It's OK I have aids. That brightened up my day dramatically

  • @anthonyschlessman1848
    @anthonyschlessman18484 жыл бұрын

    i "love" listening to brits talk about there inconvenient weather like they have it the worst

  • @aatyleraa2092
    @aatyleraa20924 жыл бұрын

    Wow went straight from them talking about fing babies to a commercial for Pampers

  • @user-bg3tn4xv3i
    @user-bg3tn4xv3i4 жыл бұрын

    Jeez, steaming ahead for that 200! :O

  • @kajetanmc
    @kajetanmc4 жыл бұрын

    This is absurdly funny

  • @Steinar447
    @Steinar4474 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit Lewis killed me with the 10:10 comment😂😂😂

  • @admiralkek5819
    @admiralkek58194 жыл бұрын

    Thanks yogs

  • @samibacha2585
    @samibacha25854 жыл бұрын

    Pyrion has just described a makeshift kong

  • @alwaysAbathur
    @alwaysAbathur4 жыл бұрын

    Skyscrapers are 15 million per floor

  • @ZevulRev
    @ZevulRev4 жыл бұрын

    Dear Mr Pusher, The point of quarantine isn't to stop it from spreading. It's to slow down the spreading so that the medical staff isn't over encumbered. With that said it's definitely an interesting time.

  • @john-marccartagenas6706
    @john-marccartagenas67062 жыл бұрын

    10:00 fucking legendary. Fucks sake.

  • @onrack1
    @onrack14 жыл бұрын

    if you put the jug on the regular store i would definitely buy one

  • @iamzid
    @iamzid4 жыл бұрын

    I looked at the worlds littlest skyscraper and it's 12 x 9 foot inside and it's unfinished brick and exposed wooden floor supports.

  • @Fazquel
    @Fazquel4 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind when content producers have an ad to support the video I like~

  • @JimothyTheGreen
    @JimothyTheGreen4 жыл бұрын

    'It's okay, I have aids.'- Lewis Brindley, March 2020

  • @evotech
    @evotech4 жыл бұрын

    this just in; UK closes fucking everything

  • @HLJOHNO
    @HLJOHNO4 жыл бұрын

    Funnily enough, sex toy sales have gone up by 135% since the start of the corona virus

  • @Rurumeto
    @Rurumeto4 жыл бұрын

    Lewis: compares pyrion's treatkent of an animal with the intelligence of a 2 year old human to how a 2 year old human would be treated

  • @daggerace9377
    @daggerace93774 жыл бұрын

    guys remember yog plague during december ? it might be covid 19 you guys might be immune to it

  • @ItsBethhBtw
    @ItsBethhBtw4 жыл бұрын

    Hey flax! I just wanted to make you aware, puppies should not be walking 2 hours a day, especially when they are young as they are still developing and it can really damage their joints. Ideally they should be walked 10-15 mins per month of age. Once they get to 9-12 months it’s not as bad. X

  • @TheOfficialEpicTree
    @TheOfficialEpicTree4 жыл бұрын

    I hear the UK isn't doing much. However here in Sask Canada everything is basically shutdown for a while.

  • @jakemitchell7786

    @jakemitchell7786

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're closing schools on Friday, but were trying to put it off for tests I think (exams, not coronavirus tests).

  • @TheOfficialEpicTree

    @TheOfficialEpicTree

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jakemitchell7786 In Saskatchewan everyone k-12 is off school indefinitely and will get automatic pass.

  • @luketfer

    @luketfer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yup schools are all being shutdown here in the UK, they've encouraged bars and restaurants to close up shop and everyone has stocked up on goods just incase.

  • @Deivid-bn6yw
    @Deivid-bn6yw4 жыл бұрын

    If you have a lazy, old dog I recommend buying a balloon, inflate it, drop it and then instantly the dog will make its priority to pop it. Idk why but they do

  • @leoipek8143
    @leoipek81434 жыл бұрын

    my fucking god that wtichdoctor joke

  • @thaddeusbeadle6546
    @thaddeusbeadle65464 жыл бұрын

    Pyrion is actually right. The more stressed you are, the more you want to procreate. This is true for nearly every living organism, as not only you might die when there's more stresses, but also your offspring might have a better chance at surviving it than you.

  • @camel_of_the_mojave8772
    @camel_of_the_mojave87724 жыл бұрын

    10:18 clipit animate it send it everywhere

  • @ryuchigo

    @ryuchigo

    4 жыл бұрын

    not sure you want to animate a grown man fuck a baby

  • @tristanbarnes697
    @tristanbarnes6974 жыл бұрын

    Quick everyone, give Lewis your money so he can throw it in the fireplace.

  • @homunculus6232
    @homunculus62324 жыл бұрын

    10:04 so it begins

  • @MrEaking
    @MrEaking4 жыл бұрын

    Buy arm bands so you can see your teammates easier.

  • @gametron3210
    @gametron32104 жыл бұрын

    fukin love nakd bars #

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy3 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing Lewis might have ever said lmfao

  • @dylanconfer1116
    @dylanconfer11164 жыл бұрын

    31:00 Rapture?

  • @TrueFictionFilm
    @TrueFictionFilm4 жыл бұрын

    the shard was built with less than half a million?!?!

  • @tarnyowl6068

    @tarnyowl6068

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait didn’t that just encompass the material cost cuz the land and labour charges would be huge in central London.

  • @Bigdonger69
    @Bigdonger694 жыл бұрын

    A lot of babies were getting raped-"Your baby is the most important person in the world, enfemil has everything they need"

  • @pariah434
    @pariah4344 жыл бұрын

    #AD Yogscast store

  • @CriticoolHit
    @CriticoolHit4 жыл бұрын

    IT'S OK. I HAVE AIDS. I'm dying.

  • @EvileDik
    @EvileDik3 жыл бұрын

    The comment 'if you're over 60, you don't get a ventilator' was terrifyingly prescient of the Swedish government response to Covid 19.

  • @devinhodgen7408
    @devinhodgen74083 жыл бұрын

    9:20

  • @lerrou4068
    @lerrou40684 жыл бұрын

    Flax the Corona Feuer

  • @michael200003
    @michael2000034 жыл бұрын

    "It's okay, I have AIDS"

  • @firefaux64
    @firefaux644 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @Likeitornot91
    @Likeitornot914 жыл бұрын

    It's okay I have aids. Legendary

  • @StimpacksRequired
    @StimpacksRequired4 жыл бұрын

    OOF

  • @dudethatssonotcool
    @dudethatssonotcool4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder who sits there editing these triangles' movements for hours and hours and hours...

  • @Roo2o

    @Roo2o

    4 жыл бұрын

    i always thought it was like an automated program or something

  • @tarnyowl6068

    @tarnyowl6068

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s based on volume it’s why the mouths move when the slam their fist

  • @dudethatssonotcool

    @dudethatssonotcool

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tarnyowl6068 Yeah hahah that makes the most sense although it would have been funny if they had a lackey doing all the work

  • @luketfer

    @luketfer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dudethatssonotcool I think initially it actually WAS done by hand but they very quickly found a way to do it based on volume.

  • @whodat4310
    @whodat43104 жыл бұрын

    is there a vegan achievement? we shall see

  • @tarnyowl6068

    @tarnyowl6068

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s not an achievement it just gives you the vegan emote

  • @abaehoTV
    @abaehoTV4 жыл бұрын

    50 minutes? yall should be doing episodes everyday for this.

  • @crispyclubbers

    @crispyclubbers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck off

  • @Deivid-bn6yw

    @Deivid-bn6yw

    4 жыл бұрын

    zEnoxZEENOCKS they aren’t Joe Rogan. Podcasts aren’t their main profession and all 3 have their own things going on. Christ

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude1234 жыл бұрын

    Lewis joked about the thing with Italians and physical affection in casual greeting, but I honestly kinda thing that was a big part of how it got so wildly out of control over there. Covid-19 spreads simply by stupid, every day things we take for granted and don't think about, that we do every day. So of course that would amplify in a culture where that sort of behaviour is normalised. And why perhaps it's been slower over here, where we're British and don't touch each other because that's gross.

  • @jurriaandejongh8677

    @jurriaandejongh8677

    4 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely. I've got an Italian uncle and they are SO touchy. Lets hope that our more distant cultures will mitigate it a bit.

  • @trustthewater
    @trustthewater3 жыл бұрын

    The animation has Lewis sitting there, straight faced after his witch doctor comment. It's kind of disturbing.

  • @MacrWest
    @MacrWest4 жыл бұрын

    it is exciting. I mean come on

  • @lemon1797
    @lemon17974 жыл бұрын

    Never have I closed pornhub so fast

  • @treekothirdeye3448
    @treekothirdeye34484 жыл бұрын

    hey guys i love your podcast, is there a way to make a one time donation instead of the monthly patreon subscription. thank you

  • @kuwi8679
    @kuwi86794 жыл бұрын

    its okey i hev eids

  • @helloimash
    @helloimash4 жыл бұрын

    10:14 fuck me. i don't even know what to write in this comment. omg. fuck.

  • @ryantrafton2085
    @ryantrafton20854 жыл бұрын

    55:00😂😂😂 I feel that

  • @lemon1797

    @lemon1797

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody could have watched up to 55 minutes already, you won't get me

  • @appl_es9205

    @appl_es9205

    4 жыл бұрын

    LemonMurder, yeah of course, also the video isn’t 55 minutes long

  • @icykickflip
    @icykickflip2 жыл бұрын

    It’s okay I have AIDS

  • @Myerfire1
    @Myerfire14 жыл бұрын

    pretty dece ngl

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