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Triforce! Episode 118! We're grinding hard on all of life's achievements, from the common "Have a Baby" to the super rare "be a cool guy"!
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Lewis sometimes has these golden moments where he says something quick at the most perfect timing.
@richtofen4888
4 жыл бұрын
CrunchyTofu I know. He’s the type of person that’s speaks before he thinks. And sometimes it just makes for the most hilarious quick responses.
@elsbridgeproductions
4 жыл бұрын
We need a Madcat compilation of this, stat!
@charlesh4463
4 жыл бұрын
It is ok I have aids
@kremits9360
3 жыл бұрын
Most of his joke attempts are cringeworthy but moments like this make up for it
That Lewis witchdocter joke had me rolling.
@bitspacemusic
4 жыл бұрын
"It's ok, I have AIDS"
@GGrrEEnn1132
4 жыл бұрын
It's become my new excuse when I fuck up on games that I tell my teamates
@LochyP
4 жыл бұрын
*doctor
10:14 sips and pyrion have their laughing fit
@jabso
4 жыл бұрын
What did Lewis say? Can't quite understand him.
@Rorschach87
4 жыл бұрын
@@jabso "It's ok, I have AIDS"
@m.o.3745
4 жыл бұрын
spilled my beer!!1!!
"It's ok, I have aids." - Lewis Brindley, 2020
Perfect advertisement timing. "A lot of babies were getting raped.... *MAKE SURE TO POWER UP YOUR GAME WITH INTEL CORE EXTREME*" amazing
@astraspec
4 жыл бұрын
I read this comment before watching the video and had no idea what you wrote lol
its kind of creepy that Lewis animated head just does a little chuckle then stares silently at us whilst the other 2 kill themselves laughing.
When you're trying to film KZread restoration videos but you're laughing so hard you can't move... Please never stop this lads.
I came from listening on spotify just to comment about how good this one was
@noodles500
4 жыл бұрын
I did the same just to see comments about Lewis' joke :D
its oke i have eehds
Sips and blacking out while falling out the air again
@WildWestRaider
3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like but they're at the perfect number xD
10:14 that's up there with Pyrion's Gazza and royals bits for hilarity!
I haven’t heard them laugh this much in a while
Sips: "let's stop talking about grim stuff okay" Also sips: "yeah well yknow most people develop aggressive cancer at age 50 and it slowly kills them"
10:05 I come back to this when I have a bad day, thanks boys never fails to me laugh.
Me: *Self-Isolating* Triforce: *Uploads* Me: Sped
"It's OK, I have AIDS" - Lewis Brindley 2020
"It's okay, I have aids." Oh... my gosh. Lewis that was PERFECT! Terrible, but PERFECT! He knows how to really time jokes. I love the Yogscast. LOL 34:40 I just love this voice Lewis does.
I had a 2 week seminar in a neurogenetics institute last year. They were working on curing Parkinsons mainly but also other neurodegenerative diseases using iPSCs (induced pluripotent stem cells) to research the diseases. It may very well be possible to regenerate neurons in the not so distant future. One thing we did was growing neurons from iPSCs. Recently they even measured electric activity in such a cell culture.
...The US also has robins, geese, and other "normal" birds. If you get more specific about species, then yeah, there are going to be differences all over the US, too, and certainly across an ocean.
"It's okay I've got aids" - Lewis Brindley 2020
4:54 Not for Lewis, he probably watches the news about coronavirus deaths instead of porn. (0:40)
The first 11 min of this podcast is the most amazing thing I've ever heard
Lewis unabomber brindley
@beastbum
4 жыл бұрын
History will vindicate Ted Kaczynski
Holy shit, I saw The baby clip from here a while ago and am so happy I've caught up on these old episodes to reach this point XD
My God.... I will be punished for laughing so hard, won't I?
Pyrion doesn't know the definition of exciting
Lewis the board game community is waiting for a Games Night channel come back!
*Sits down with coffee and turns on Triforce* : "OK, let's see what inane unsubstantiated bullwank Lewis spews this week!" :D
@Lifegrow
4 жыл бұрын
I take it back, best episode in a good while :P
@alexanderchippel
4 жыл бұрын
"It's okay. I have AIDS."
@Deivid-bn6yw
4 жыл бұрын
Lifegrow itss ok I hav eehds
pyrion being a full tom scott nerd is giving me EVERYTHING
@kdmedia1534
4 жыл бұрын
K T I knew I’d heard that story before 😂
Yay some dads and a lew lew to keep me company in this isolation
I don't think I've ever heard PFlax gasping for air so much, and he definitely wasn't the only one!
Alternative dog toy: a plastic flower pot. My dog loved it as a puppy, and five years later she can't get enough of them.
Funniest Triforce yet lads
i love triangles
@sulanoji
4 жыл бұрын
:)
A generic small skyscraper costs 1 mill per floor to build and one with “unique architecture” costs 100 mill per floor and the Empire State Building has 102 floors so adding all the other costs pyrion was correct
@morganfreaman
4 жыл бұрын
joe ribberton he look up the price of a stadium it’s different
Lewis is the vegan of the group, and yet seem perplexed that PFlax want to treat an animal, a member of the family, with respect. So lewis.
“It’s okay i have aids” that made me laugh just as hard as it did them. X_D
I'm literally only subscribed to this channel so I know there's a new episode to listen to. I always listen on Spotify.
Best podcast ever, no competition.
Near tempted to download the Ad to just support this
7:23 it sounds like lewis is the co pilot laughing at everyone about to die
that's funny i had my training over in Wichita falls Texas
10:04 lewis grand moment
legit the funniest thing i've ever fucking heard
Amazing Lewis haha!
It's OK I have aids. That brightened up my day dramatically
i "love" listening to brits talk about there inconvenient weather like they have it the worst
Wow went straight from them talking about fing babies to a commercial for Pampers
Jeez, steaming ahead for that 200! :O
This is absurdly funny
Holy shit Lewis killed me with the 10:10 comment😂😂😂
Thanks yogs
Pyrion has just described a makeshift kong
Skyscrapers are 15 million per floor
Dear Mr Pusher, The point of quarantine isn't to stop it from spreading. It's to slow down the spreading so that the medical staff isn't over encumbered. With that said it's definitely an interesting time.
10:00 fucking legendary. Fucks sake.
if you put the jug on the regular store i would definitely buy one
I looked at the worlds littlest skyscraper and it's 12 x 9 foot inside and it's unfinished brick and exposed wooden floor supports.
I don't mind when content producers have an ad to support the video I like~
'It's okay, I have aids.'- Lewis Brindley, March 2020
this just in; UK closes fucking everything
Funnily enough, sex toy sales have gone up by 135% since the start of the corona virus
Lewis: compares pyrion's treatkent of an animal with the intelligence of a 2 year old human to how a 2 year old human would be treated
guys remember yog plague during december ? it might be covid 19 you guys might be immune to it
Hey flax! I just wanted to make you aware, puppies should not be walking 2 hours a day, especially when they are young as they are still developing and it can really damage their joints. Ideally they should be walked 10-15 mins per month of age. Once they get to 9-12 months it’s not as bad. X
I hear the UK isn't doing much. However here in Sask Canada everything is basically shutdown for a while.
@jakemitchell7786
4 жыл бұрын
They're closing schools on Friday, but were trying to put it off for tests I think (exams, not coronavirus tests).
@TheOfficialEpicTree
4 жыл бұрын
@@jakemitchell7786 In Saskatchewan everyone k-12 is off school indefinitely and will get automatic pass.
@luketfer
4 жыл бұрын
Yup schools are all being shutdown here in the UK, they've encouraged bars and restaurants to close up shop and everyone has stocked up on goods just incase.
If you have a lazy, old dog I recommend buying a balloon, inflate it, drop it and then instantly the dog will make its priority to pop it. Idk why but they do
my fucking god that wtichdoctor joke
Pyrion is actually right. The more stressed you are, the more you want to procreate. This is true for nearly every living organism, as not only you might die when there's more stresses, but also your offspring might have a better chance at surviving it than you.
10:18 clipit animate it send it everywhere
@ryuchigo
4 жыл бұрын
not sure you want to animate a grown man fuck a baby
Quick everyone, give Lewis your money so he can throw it in the fireplace.
10:04 so it begins
Buy arm bands so you can see your teammates easier.
fukin love nakd bars #
The funniest thing Lewis might have ever said lmfao
31:00 Rapture?
the shard was built with less than half a million?!?!
@tarnyowl6068
4 жыл бұрын
Wait didn’t that just encompass the material cost cuz the land and labour charges would be huge in central London.
A lot of babies were getting raped-"Your baby is the most important person in the world, enfemil has everything they need"
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IT'S OK. I HAVE AIDS. I'm dying.
The comment 'if you're over 60, you don't get a ventilator' was terrifyingly prescient of the Swedish government response to Covid 19.
9:20
Flax the Corona Feuer
"It's okay, I have AIDS"
:)
It's okay I have aids. Legendary
OOF
I wonder who sits there editing these triangles' movements for hours and hours and hours...
@Roo2o
4 жыл бұрын
i always thought it was like an automated program or something
@tarnyowl6068
4 жыл бұрын
It’s based on volume it’s why the mouths move when the slam their fist
@dudethatssonotcool
4 жыл бұрын
@@tarnyowl6068 Yeah hahah that makes the most sense although it would have been funny if they had a lackey doing all the work
@luketfer
4 жыл бұрын
@@dudethatssonotcool I think initially it actually WAS done by hand but they very quickly found a way to do it based on volume.
is there a vegan achievement? we shall see
@tarnyowl6068
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not an achievement it just gives you the vegan emote
50 minutes? yall should be doing episodes everyday for this.
@crispyclubbers
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@Deivid-bn6yw
4 жыл бұрын
zEnoxZEENOCKS they aren’t Joe Rogan. Podcasts aren’t their main profession and all 3 have their own things going on. Christ
Lewis joked about the thing with Italians and physical affection in casual greeting, but I honestly kinda thing that was a big part of how it got so wildly out of control over there. Covid-19 spreads simply by stupid, every day things we take for granted and don't think about, that we do every day. So of course that would amplify in a culture where that sort of behaviour is normalised. And why perhaps it's been slower over here, where we're British and don't touch each other because that's gross.
@jurriaandejongh8677
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I've got an Italian uncle and they are SO touchy. Lets hope that our more distant cultures will mitigate it a bit.
The animation has Lewis sitting there, straight faced after his witch doctor comment. It's kind of disturbing.
it is exciting. I mean come on
Never have I closed pornhub so fast
hey guys i love your podcast, is there a way to make a one time donation instead of the monthly patreon subscription. thank you
its okey i hev eids
10:14 fuck me. i don't even know what to write in this comment. omg. fuck.
55:00😂😂😂 I feel that
@lemon1797
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody could have watched up to 55 minutes already, you won't get me
@appl_es9205
4 жыл бұрын
LemonMurder, yeah of course, also the video isn’t 55 minutes long
It’s okay I have AIDS
pretty dece ngl