Travelers: Eats actual food Trailblazers: Eats food, tools, and other inedible accessories.

@Gacha-Ritual-Master

Жыл бұрын

WDYM mechanical arms and steel blades aren't eatable?

@farizr.batarai8271

Жыл бұрын

SO YOU'RE TRYING I CANT EAT GLOVES,MECHANICAL PARTS,BLADES,AND TRASH well no wonder i have diarrhea

@theneighborskid.

Жыл бұрын

not to mention literal trash is one of their favorite ingredients

@oneosix106decena

Жыл бұрын

Wait disposable shield is not edible?

@masteryoshi6434

Жыл бұрын

Yup, you can literally eat a robot arm to have an upgrade of your atk and crit stats And eat trash too I love this game

I like how Qiqi and Natasha are there to help, and Hu tao is in the back ground, probably because she sensed new clients

@ArchonKujo

Жыл бұрын

That was cute to see them join in.

@fischlnseele6715

Жыл бұрын

Hu Tao: Business is blooming!

@yokito6033

Жыл бұрын

hu toe

@akhsanarrazi7825

Жыл бұрын

Buy 1 get 1 free

@LowTierVenti

Жыл бұрын

ahh yes, *Hu Toa*

They call it poisonous food, i call it "high endurance cuisine"

@thunderblazeo965

Жыл бұрын

can you endure it

@clarencealger8380

Жыл бұрын

if spicy food is acquired taste, then endurance cuisine is acquired skill

@charlieianzo5513

Жыл бұрын

If you think about it, at least *80% of the ingredients* that the Traveller has is beyond their expiry date.

@thunderblazeo965

Жыл бұрын

Fair

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

@@charlieianzo5513 Considering that we find most of it in random trash can's in fragmentum zones which are usually abandoned ?

Kiana: A cooking contest between protagonists?! Where’s my invitation?! Captain: In the trash, where it belongs. Trailblazers: Lies, there’s no invitation there! We already checked!

@circle4602

Жыл бұрын

Captain is making sure history doesn't repeat again

@kyero8724

Жыл бұрын

Captain? Who's Captain? Didn't see Kiana say by to any Captain. LOL

@crimsonzone8984

Жыл бұрын

Also couldn't kiana make simple dishes like tapas, pizza toasts and roasted marshmallows? And I saw her cooking memo on reddit.

@moritzw.7030

Жыл бұрын

You can see Kiana at 0:13

@Mercyx24

Жыл бұрын

​@@crimsonzone8984yep, she can still cook simple dishes

I love how aether and lumine are thousands of years old and canonically really good cooks, meanwhile caelus and stelle are literal newborns digging through trash😭 the contrast is amazing

@indie_gamer7

10 ай бұрын

1 billion year old vs 1 week year old, epic battles of history

@jasperspearl2768

9 ай бұрын

Accurate

@spanios1863

7 ай бұрын

It doesn't depend on which one we choose, the one we didn't choose is thousands of years old, it went to the abyss, I guess, I'm not very far away in history.

@kineretgilboa2391

7 ай бұрын

@@spanios1863 what?😭 thats not true at all. They were thousands of years old BEFORE they came to teyvat. They traveled to countless worlds and have seen the birth and death of stars. During their stay in teyvat they were seperated, our traveler slept for 500 years, meanwhile the abyss sibling traveled through teyvat on their own journey to find the truth much like our own. They are the same age, one is not older than the other. Yes the abyss sibling has spent time in the abyss, but thats not enough of a significant age difference, and some of that time was spent in teyvat as well

@spanios1863

7 ай бұрын

​@@kineretgilboa2391Wow, that means Xiao's love is more favorable. haha ok I understand thank you

At least the captain managed to prevent Kiana from joining the competition. It would be worst than the Trailblazers', and the kitchen would be destroyed.

@noiko4418

Жыл бұрын

If her partner is Mei, the she would have win the whole competition hands down without challenge

@gachagamer536

Жыл бұрын

@@noiko4418 Mei cooking for Ei lol

@ridhosaputra3936

Жыл бұрын

​@@gachagamer536 Lost sister😅

@justinmmos7219

Жыл бұрын

​​@@ridhosaputra3936 more like child or grandchild

@jiin6

Жыл бұрын

@@noiko4418 or the worst case scenario happens, Ei gets mistaken for Mei and helps Kiana

So we have the Travellers having a cook off battle against the Trailblazers And then we have the Captain, stopping a God from participating

@HikawaTamer

Жыл бұрын

It’s a code Tuna, Don’t let them near the kitchen equipment

@redxd7108

Жыл бұрын

That God will make the kitchen explode in a matter of seconds

@fischlnseele6715

Жыл бұрын

Rule 1: No Kaslana are allowed near cooking utensils.

@nighthaste4311

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but... We saw something even worst, even a god won't win... At least the Kaslana's can burn real ingredients but these two... TOOK WORDS TOO SERIOUSLY!!! ANOTHER MAN'S TRASH IS INDEED ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE BUT DON'T USE IT TO COOK!!

@clarencealger8380

Жыл бұрын

I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

Travelers: We only use the finest ingredients from all over Teyvat for our best dishes! Trailblazers: TRASH TASTE IS BASED!

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

Dude,they make freakin BUFF food out of trash so i would actually say that trailblazers are quite professionals at cooking if they can make TRASH to be edible

@julianrobertson1869

Жыл бұрын

"Hello my fellow weebs and gamers, welcome to the 666th episode of trash taste" Va Grant

@YuudachiSenpoi

Жыл бұрын

@@skell6134 Bruh edible food shouldn’t cost 15% of your maximum health

@Gottaloveaxolotls

Жыл бұрын

@@julianrobertson1869Omg! Is that Grant from Gigg Uk, Trash Taste, Gacha addict, and the voice actor of the most powerful Vagrant in HSR, the Restless Vagrant!

@lenessiaelartekreutzer7321

Жыл бұрын

​@@YuudachiSenpoi we have that, its called Junk food and canned goods😂

Trying the Trailblazers food: Hu Tao: ⚰️⚰️😎⚰️⚰️

@elkingoh4543

Жыл бұрын

Baizhu: 🏥🏥👓🧬🧫💊🩹💉🩸

@pixelchrome2

Жыл бұрын

Hu Tao: Business is boomin'

@OO509-y5

Жыл бұрын

@@pixelchrome2yes

@amirrashidan3047

3 ай бұрын

It's free real estate

@FilipinoMapping

3 ай бұрын

Shouldve brought bailu

Travelers: good at cooking Trailblazers: using trash at cooking Kaslana:banned from cooking

@paulkilcline1168

Жыл бұрын

All of them are banned except Kevin because he’s probably just gonna chill making cup noodles

@raibyo

10 ай бұрын

@@paulkilcline1168Kaslanas curse of being bad at cooking actually come from Mei.

@gojihead3195

6 ай бұрын

What happened to the Kaslanas?

@ashwolf2006

3 ай бұрын

@@gojihead3195 their bad at cooking, as in really really bad.

I love how trailblazers confidently showcased their food despite how deadly it is

00:16 Kiana : 🍳😀 Captain: *No* Kiana :😢

@satya4256

Жыл бұрын

captain stop kiana for trying cook ganesha

@lenessiaelartekreutzer7321

Жыл бұрын

​@@satya4256 Ganesha Fillet Mignon 😂

@edwinfidelio5539

2 ай бұрын

Me After Eating The Travelers' Cooking: *Tearing Up In Joy While Eating* I'm In Heaven... I Want To Eat This Forever... Me After Eating The Trailblazers' Food: *Died Of Food Poisoning*

We just gonna ignore the fact that Raiden is a highly skilled judge when she can't even cook.

@squee-g1658

Жыл бұрын

Ya don’t have to be a cook to know when something tastes like shit. That being said, xiangling would have been a better option

@Phantom_Zone

Жыл бұрын

​@@squee-g1658 Why? So she can get ideas?

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

@@Phantom_Zone I mean,she has weird ideas of how to cook,but i dont think even SHE gonna dare to try repeat trailblazers recepies,lol

@Phantom_Zone

Жыл бұрын

@@skell6134 You don't know Xiangling. If you can make food out of it she will make it. It's just a matter of tweaking the recipe to make it taste good.

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

@@Phantom_Zone If she gonna be able to remove fact that trash food takes hp,im gonna be thankful then,ngl

The funny thing is the Trailblazers are perfectly capable of making food as well. My guess is since they are so chaotic and unhinged they wanted to pull a prank on the judges-

@raiah6032

Жыл бұрын

They are... so unhinged. I think they calm down by the second world but the first world it makes you question if Kafka just let the Aeon of Chaos escape.

@Shadow_Symphony

Жыл бұрын

@@raiah6032 That really wouldn’t surprise me at all-

@Scarthcaroth

Жыл бұрын

Are they though? We use the Omni-Synthesizer to produce consumable items in HSR, so presumably it's just a matter of putting in raw ingredients, having the apropriate recipe and the machine accomplishes the rest. Therefore we can't say that the Trailblazers have any actual skill in cooking food.

@DefinitelyChael

Жыл бұрын

​@@Scarthcaroth putting things in the microwave (though you only need to heat it) is still cooking it 😢 I can cook😢

@viandcupcait

Жыл бұрын

​@@DefinitelyChael Gordon Ramsey would disagree on Chef Mike's involvement in any kitchen

0:48 the voice actor for march is spot on!

Lumine and Aether focus on the taste and quality while the trailblazers focus on convenience. I'm more surprised they can make something that looks like that out of garbage. If you can stomach that, you can pretty much handle anything. We have our clear winners, haha.

They tried killing Himeko again 😭

@incrusio801

Жыл бұрын

💀

@CrimsonVyper

Ай бұрын

Neveeer leeet you gooooo Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down🔥🗣

I can't believe I didn't notice that Kanchou was stopping Kiana from taking part as well at 0:14

@uwu-chan

Жыл бұрын

If Kanchou wasn’t there the whole kitchen would’ve been obliterated. Not only cause her Finality powers, but because her horrendous cooking.

@gino14

11 ай бұрын

Look if she participates she might end up killing Himeko Again

@SakumaruDemal

10 ай бұрын

@@gino14 u didnt not just say again ✋💀💀

Clearly the trailblazers didn't come here with any intention of actually winning the competition, this was attempted murder.

@memegumin

Жыл бұрын

Who would've guessed that an MC from another honkai game is also looking forward to killing her

@soul_raider7624

Жыл бұрын

​@@memeguminTrailblazers: "She's had it too good for too long"

the extra dialogue for Paimon is beautifully executed 🤣

@caballeroalfa7775

Жыл бұрын

F for Paimon.

The fact Raiden Mei is not there is already a foreshadow which gonna turn out really great..

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

That being???

@Daughter_of_Hecate_here

11 ай бұрын

Um..."Mei"? It's Ei

@idontspeakjapanese6289

10 ай бұрын

I was also hoping that Raiden Mei was there to judge since she knows how to cook, Raiden Ei should step down as a food judge LMAO

@kinne273

10 ай бұрын

@@Daughter_of_Hecate_here... he said Raiden "Mei" is 'not' there..Mei from HI3.

@raibyo

10 ай бұрын

@@Daughter_of_Hecate_here Raiden Mei, not Ei. Not talking about the Genshin character who can't cook for shit.

Himeko's vomiting sounds too real lmao

@reubenlaoagan7598

Жыл бұрын

especially with the cough part, you cant do that (at least in my case) voluntarily, at least the hoarse part of the cough

@nuzhmizafidi2037

Жыл бұрын

She just committed "Never Let You Go" again.

@purplespirit1781

11 күн бұрын

I felt that with all my heart and throat 😂

They made this trap to kill paimon and gather ingredients,sasuga trailblazers!

Himeko's toilet is never gonna let her go.

@FaiAstriel

Жыл бұрын

I hate and love you for this XD

@lyrunia9793

Жыл бұрын

Toilet: *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN-*

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

@@lyrunia9793 CURSE U AST RICKLEY!!!

@zhargus69

Жыл бұрын

NIGHTGLOW INTENSIFIES

@julianrobertson1869

Жыл бұрын

it's why I did them all. 🎶

One of the funniest things that I've seen in HSR is the fact that when you use a blade that's literally made out of meteorites it makes a "Gulp" sound, implying that they did not absorb it they drank a sword of solid cosmic metal

Judging by the way the trailblazers can eat literally everything, I’m think they can drink Himeko’s coffee without problem

Himeko's coughing and barfing was top tier 😂

Hu Tao collabing with Stelle and Caelus will make her business goes blazing

Could have ended worse if a certain Tuna managed to join the competition😂

@facelessidiot6407

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully the Captain was there to stop her (it also looks like she was planning to cook up Ganesha).

Should've started playing nightglow in the background. RIP Himeko.

I just notice that Paimon has an F on her floating headpiece.

Knowing stelle and caelus they probably did on purpose

"Paimon sleep good" I'm wheezing 💀💀💀

The Trailblazers took “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” a little to seriously

0:12 Omg Kiana and Captain was there! And poor Kiana got banned to cook It is sad that we cant see foods burned by Judgement of Shamash

Traveler: delicious food Trailblazer: trash food Kiana: banned from every kitchen and cooking contest

@Kanade_is_Nightmare_Fuel-SDRA2

Жыл бұрын

Herrscher of Flamescion and Herrscher of Finality *can cook* edible food when Mei's recipe book is around.

@Tsubasananami

Жыл бұрын

@@Kanade_is_Nightmare_Fuel-SDRA2 yeah, but i don't think it edible and if she somehow follows mei recipe book properly, she still somehow messed up badly

@Houraiji

Жыл бұрын

The captain just rejecting her from entering in 0:13 is fucking hilarious god damn it

@RandomL0s3r

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kanade_is_Nightmare_Fuel-SDRA2 This is a cooking competition. Cookbooks aren't allowed SAY GOODBYE TO EVERY MOLECULE OF THE KITCHEN

1:10 Himeko die again 💀🙏

@pablotomasllodra4423

Жыл бұрын

Himeko ga shinda!

@edwinfidelio5539

6 ай бұрын

KOROHITO DENASHI!!!

March already knew what was happening and got out quick lol

I forgot there's cooking in Star Rail... in the form of the synthesizer 🤣

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

Yes And also you can cook trash so uhhh

@clarencealger8380

Жыл бұрын

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 and it's not even trying to hide that they used trash. because the result still show garbage. I appreciate the details but oh no 😨

@cyb3r_81

Жыл бұрын

its not even cooking, its synthesis at this point😂

@larajamila005

2 ай бұрын

That's why their cooking skill is practically non-existent XD They've never had to cook ever since the Omni-Synthesizer does everything

0:13 Captain following the golden rule for saving the world: NO KASLANAS ARE EVER ALLOWED TO COOK.

Qiqi and Natasha coming to save the judges is my favorite part. Alongside March 7th replacing herself with who is totally not her complete counterpart

When teyvat becomes one of the unlocked planets

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

I imagine it's gonna be a whole lot different like the San Andreas Grove Street in GTA 5

Traveler is cooking, trailblazer is doing alchemy 😅

A substitute food with good taste "Why dont we explore ahead of us later? A sweet voice asks" 🍴

1:06 Raiden: i can't cook, but i still better then your's

I feel Himeko.. That's how it feels when you ate powder detergent instead of powdered milk..

@lunaria2505

Жыл бұрын

Dude...how you still alive?

@Furina_Sanchez

Жыл бұрын

@@lunaria2505 Dunno. Miracle maybe? I ate Ariel detergent and drank Zonrox color safe bleach. Don't tell anyone else tho. :)

@ManjigumiVirus

Жыл бұрын

​@@Furina_Sanchez have you tried clorox

It’s funny how the captain managed to stop Kiana from entering the competetion… If she were to be let in then her food would be burnt to a crisp along side with the kitchen lmao.

"There are no bad ingredients, only bad cooking!" -Xiangling, before meeting the Trailblazers

Himeko's VA here sounded SO genuine m Especially at 1:11, that cough was just 👌

I love that March 7th, already knowing trailblazer siblings cant cook, dips out when their meal comes out XD

Himeko'e cough OMG 💀💀💀

Love how Captain stopped Kiana from cooking

If Mei was one of the judges, she’d have gone all Gordon Ramsay on the Trailblazers.

Now for the 2nd fase, Ei and Kiana vs Trailblazers

@Grason20

Жыл бұрын

Trailblazers would actually win here. (Trailblazers can actually cook, despite the horrible choice of ingredients)

@Valia2899

Жыл бұрын

@@Grason20 and they can makes more deadly food off course based on what they found at trash can. 😂😂😂

@Grason20

Жыл бұрын

@@Valia2899 yep

@captainblue5096

Жыл бұрын

Trailblazers at least come out with something. Between Ei and Kiana there won’t even be a kitchen left

Hu Tao in the background looking for potential clients after the trailblazers' cooking💀

The travelers have that Gordon Ramsay cuisine going on. Trailblazers on the other hand opted for the Bear Grills course.

I love this fan crossover between Hoyoverse’s three games! It’s so so cute and it would be so funny if they actually met. And also, here, no game is being hated, just loved ❤

Captain doing hard work there Stopping a God that is also a Kaslana

ah yes, in hsr, we use 8 trash and one material to make a drink.

I find it funny that I got an add for Honkai: Star Rail Immediately after finishing this.

Lol, Kiana's not allowed to cook.

In 0:15 you can see kanchou stop kiana to cook

The moment Ei is seen as a judge, you know its going to go down 😅

1:07 the reaction of the last part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

they should be thankful that Kiana wasn't there or she would use normal ingredients and make something like the Trailblazers

@utaradiutara2927

Жыл бұрын

We should thankful to captain that stop kiana before entering the competition

@ManjigumiVirus

Жыл бұрын

she will make neutron bomb from the ingredients

00:43 Stelle’s giggles thooooo 🤭

Love the fact that march knew what trailblazers would do to the foods lmao

This is probably something that might happen given HI3's past events.

At least this can't match Kaslana's cooking

The Trailblazers literally eat a dual blades and mechanical arm just for that juicy crit dmg boost or smt

We NEED a MMD version of this, NOW!!! Also, OMG the voice on kujo and himeko XD yoy fucking nailed it!!

Bailu wasn't there because Qiqi was 😂

@AiLoveAidoru

Жыл бұрын

Bailu and Baizhu in the emergency room in case things get to the point where a dose of Bismuth subsalicylate (more commonly known as Pepto Bismo) won’t suffice.

New Genshin event: the trailblazer appearance

Am I the only one who noticed in the background the captain (unconfirmed Elio) who denies Kiana's chance to show her cooking skills?)

@0RandomInternetGuy0

Жыл бұрын

Saw the Capt the second go around. In all honesty a good call as well. Having Kiana added to the competition will either result in a biohazard incident, everything in flames, or both.

@snowleopy6378

Жыл бұрын

Never let a Kaslana enter the kitchen, even if she's a God

@ShiroFantasy

Жыл бұрын

Dont let her cook

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

​@@snowleopy6378 and also a Raiden that's missing an M (that's why she's the judge instead)

@anhminhtran64

Жыл бұрын

@@snowleopy6378 Except Kevin, he has mastered the art of instant noodles

The Travelers really know how to cook, while the Trailblazers are all about finding trash! 😂😂😂😂

Due to recent HSR temporary event, especially male Trailblazer actually can cook better food. So... I don't think this comic can literally considered closer to canon. Not talking about them going to trash bins, but Caelus can actually cook eatable food.

Ai being a host really relatable

Travelers:High quality edible food Trail blazers: WE'RE GATHERING TRASH FOR FOOD

Hu Toa in the back : MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING!! DEATH IS NEAR !! HURRY ZHONGLI GET THE COFFINS WE HAVE BUSSINES TO DO!!

I love this. Full of memes in every frame. I LOVE how Mona is digging through the trash along with the TBs lol and the last scene with Qiqi Nat and HuTao is just ❤❤❤

Good move March 7th😏 And rest in peace paimon the floating child🤧

In all honesty, the travelers had an unfair advantage with knowing that Ei likes dango.

The Trailblazer Siblings were just giving everyone a mega party attack buff. That's all.

Imagine Carnival Phantasm but with all Mihoyo characters

*Trailblazer thought process:* If my body can handle space cancer it can handle anything

At least they can cook though, it may not be the tastiest but it's edible

Kiana: Let me show you the unlimited food glitch! Do it, Sirin! HoV: O.K Sirin, Come Forth, the beast of void, Ganesha!! Kiana: And... i gonna cook it. Captain: STOP!!!

I wish that this would actually happen

@gachagamer536

Жыл бұрын

Honkai 3rd already has tons of cooking shorts. Maybe Hoyoverse can spoil the fans and make an anniversary animation with all the titles (flyme2themoon, houkai gakuen 1 and 2, honkai impact 3rd, genshin impact, tears of themis, star rail and zenless zen zero). Something like a crossover of ips from the same company just for fun. (Smash, Carnival Phantasm, Isekai Quartet etc)

Well the Trailblazers are the Kaslanas of Star Rails.

The Trailblazers should get honorary degrees from the Kaslana Cooking Academy. XD

0:01 WHY DAFRIK DO I HERE KING CHRIS COSPLAYIB SANJI?!

Travellers : making pizzas with a cooking pot Me : how is that humanely possiblee

Himeko is about to die a 5th time at this point

now i want to see trailblazers vs kaslana. this battle will be legendary

Honkai Impact : You arent suppose to be the MC Genshin Impact : You suppose to be the MC but you arent Star Rail : You suppose to be the the MC and you are

This beg the question, which is more dengerous *Kaslana's cooking* or *Trailblazers* ?

@julianrobertson1869

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Trailblazers are secretly Kaslana

@Enirom

Жыл бұрын

Kiana would set the kitchen on fire without using fire

@shanedoesyoutube8001

Жыл бұрын

​@@julianrobertson1869 I mean, they wield a bat so...

@ultrainstinctstega

Жыл бұрын

Trailblazers can cook right *if they want to*

@captainblue5096

Жыл бұрын

The Trailblazers cook garbage, but at least they come out with something I don’t even think a kitchen would survive a Kaslana trying to cook

1:13 Hu Tao: Ohhh! A new customer!

"Disclaimer... Any Kaslana's who are to participate in this event will automatically be declined." -The Captain

0:12 Never let a Kaslana get closer to the kitchen

0:15 Kanchou and Kiana in the back be like Arguing what to cook and how to make it look delicious 😂

@captainblue5096

Жыл бұрын

No I think they’re trying to prevent Kiana from participating in the first place before she destroys the kitchen

@facelessidiot6407

Жыл бұрын

​@@captainblue5096At least Durandal wasn't there with her. Forget deleting half the kitchen, try stopping them from performing a culinary reenactment of Chernobyl!