Trash "Jokes" - 2 | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
Комедия
Maine apni zimmedari poori kardi yeh bata ki yeh jokes ghatia hain. aage tumhaari marzi.
Sound Mixing: Sohail Gandhi jo ki bohat he talented hai aur apna kaam dhang se karta hai, Unlike ME
Venue: The Habitat - Music and Comedy Cafe(Khar) jo ki bohat he sundar hai, unlike ME
Пікірлер: 2 800
So this is how color blind Abhishek feels.
@Sakshi-gr6eo
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😆
@misfitxne6847
3 жыл бұрын
underrated indeed
@garvita5700
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@krishindian5857
3 жыл бұрын
He is not color blind in real life he just use that word for comedy purpose 😂
@Sakshi-gr6eo
3 жыл бұрын
@@krishindian5857 no he is actually colourblind
he has a diffrent love for word "swaad"
@q1oud
3 жыл бұрын
Kis video me bola tha isne Ha bhai kaisi lgi Aa gya swad 😂
@srijoydey621
2 жыл бұрын
@@q1oud po*n wali m
@VishalSharma-qu1lj
2 жыл бұрын
@@srijoydey621 vase 'r' hatakar word ka meaning badal gaya kya😂😂😂😂
@sidravi400
2 жыл бұрын
@@srijoydey621 aur isko dekh kar Aakash Gupta bolega, "Bahut accha censor kiya inhone, main toh deceive hi ho gya". 😂😂
@riturajkalita4949
2 жыл бұрын
Sahi pakde hai 😂
Maturity is when you realise trash jokes of abhishek are way better than real jokes of other comedians!😂
@unnatitapdiya7866
3 жыл бұрын
Kuchh bhhhiiiii !!!😂😅
@omjadhav8046
3 жыл бұрын
@@unnatitapdiya7866 sahi me!😂😂 ek thumka laga dete na swaad hi ajata khane me😂 is this a trash joke?!!!
@unnatitapdiya7866
3 жыл бұрын
@@omjadhav8046 😂😂
@jayeshpratapsingh4234
2 жыл бұрын
Bhai bahot time se maturity ki definition khoj rha tha. Thanks btane ke liye.
@shikharverma2876
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
biggest mistake of mine- ‘Having tea while seeing this’
@good-gpt2-chatbot
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 saame
@prateekmittal1280
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@deepanshupancholi493
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@akshatminda4797
4 жыл бұрын
@@tahir1982 toh kya bolte hai bhai?
@tahir1982
4 жыл бұрын
@@akshatminda4797 bro it's taking tea.. Not drinking
Yeh kaafi ghatia hai jokes. Par Ghatia jokes ka dard Main akele kyun Sahu. Tum log bhi lo.
@Machado2708
5 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Upmanyu 😂😂😂
@luvkumar484
5 жыл бұрын
Khushi se bro...issi ke liye toh ham jeetey hain😄
@DipayanBhui
5 жыл бұрын
Tumhara koi joke ghatia nahin hota, mate. Keep up the good work. Big fan here.. Waiting for more videos..
@SinglaRaghav
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai...tu time pass karva deta hai. Jeeyo.
@desigangdude
5 жыл бұрын
bhai agli video kal subha 6 baje? 😜
Even his thrash jokes r funny. He makes me laugh n is one of my favourite comedian
@caterpaw5107
5 жыл бұрын
kitne account se khud ke comment ko like kiya hai
@priyankadeka6443
5 жыл бұрын
Jitne account se modi ne khud ke videos ko like kia hai🤣
@pristiq.
5 жыл бұрын
@@priyankadeka6443 kuch samajh nahi aaya
@ajaym2414
5 жыл бұрын
His style of delivering jokes is funny...
@srrs007
4 жыл бұрын
@@priyankadeka6443 modi ne kuch kar diya hai kya hr baat me modi
This guy is hilarious no matter what he says.
@mansinain3646
4 жыл бұрын
That's what stand up comedy is: a funny person talking and not a person talking funny.
@muhammadmohsin1856
4 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree with u beautiful girl.
@nishantchug
3 жыл бұрын
how does it feel getting 597 likes on a single comment 😂😀😍😍🌸
@Lexiamma
3 жыл бұрын
THE DESIGN REPUBLIC exactly how the prime minister felt when he got elected the second term. :)
@nishantchug
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lexiamma appreciated🤗❤
Flag neeche nahi kia to? I thought he will say, "daant me keede pad jaaenge"
@prajitbanerjee8226
4 жыл бұрын
hahah lol
@nyto-phile287
4 жыл бұрын
Respect keede😂
@Lana-dn2kq
4 жыл бұрын
Shubham Gupta am ur 1000th like😁
@user-rr6rs4jy9q
4 жыл бұрын
But turns out to be "Rod sameth tikke ghuser denge"
@thetankhunter100
4 жыл бұрын
Barbecue nation I think.
Abhishek: pack kar do Waiter: sir pack nahi kar sakte Abhi: kyu? Waiter: Daant me keede padenge!!!
@aakashdas490
5 жыл бұрын
Ankit Raj 😂😂😂
@abdulsami1718
5 жыл бұрын
Idhar aao Manager Idhar aao... Baat karni hai.
@aloospalu
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kunalbibekar422
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@yashgoel9532
5 жыл бұрын
I also thought of this 😂
This video is shorter than GERMANY’s World Cup Participation..
@somagorai2440
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@raxitkaria
5 жыл бұрын
Actually it should have been longer
@rambojr1692
5 жыл бұрын
Oooofffff
@imsmarikasharma
5 жыл бұрын
and we want it longer than germany's world wars' participation... 🤣🤣🤣
@codmlover6008
4 жыл бұрын
wat😂😂😂
1M subscribers with Just 6 videos Only... 😰😰 #TALENT❤
@basantbikramkhatri9283
5 жыл бұрын
With only 6 videos uploaded. Absolutely amazing
@shreyag503
5 жыл бұрын
1.6 now
@vivekdutta6452
5 жыл бұрын
@@shreyag503 he is just amazing.. Better than Zakir🤩🤩
@shreyag503
5 жыл бұрын
@@vivekdutta6452 I don't know abt that... I don't wanna compare...cuz I really like zakir khan also
@venktesh6600
5 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt have noticed it without ur comment... I felt like ... Realllyyy...
OMG ...even his accent made me laugh
jldi aagyi video maine socha tha 1 saal or wait kro ab
@TECHASPIRANT
5 жыл бұрын
Almna rathour plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
@crowbar3
5 жыл бұрын
TECH ASPIRANT stop begging
@ashwatirao3036
5 жыл бұрын
Almna rathour saaame😂
@aloospalu
5 жыл бұрын
Ashwati Rao lol😂😂😂
@Next_Miss_Universe
5 жыл бұрын
Almna rathour hehe
The moment u said papa suno......i LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@umeshchoudhary6035
5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is that "LMAO"...??? I see this more often these days....It's really irritating me...!!!!😡😡
@AyushGupta-yj8jz
5 жыл бұрын
@@umeshchoudhary6035 lmfaooo..🤣🤣🤣😂
@chandanbanerjee1968
5 жыл бұрын
@@umeshchoudhary6035 "laughing my ass off"
@chandanbanerjee1968
5 жыл бұрын
@@AyushGupta-yj8jz 😂 lmfao
@AGcali1
5 жыл бұрын
Umesh Paliyal lmao
The way he try to control his own laugh😂
"Sir dekho na ye Kya h.." LMAO 😂😂😂
Ye video toh suru hote hi khatam ho gaya...
@TECHASPIRANT
5 жыл бұрын
atish kumar ojha plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
@SOHELURRAHMAN
5 жыл бұрын
Video duration is abhishek upmanyius sex life in a nutshell
@umeshhcsoni
5 жыл бұрын
True....😂😂😂
@arjitashahu4637
5 жыл бұрын
atish kumar ojha i agree
@atishkumarojha435
5 жыл бұрын
real don tu bhai " To go " ho jaaa jaldi
Power of ABHISHEK- even if he states that it's a bad video in the title , people still watch it
@TECHASPIRANT
5 жыл бұрын
Chital Thakore plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
1:21 Dekho na sir kya hai ye dekho ye 😂😂
So true about the guys dancing in barbeque nation ... Had the same thoughts
@nayannbg6314
4 жыл бұрын
ÑìdhíÑ Varghèsé Really😳That happens for real
@swagatikaswain8866
4 жыл бұрын
Most of the buffet restaurants in Bangalore do so...if you have to celebrate b'day or anniversary or any other event..
@naushaiddya1649
3 жыл бұрын
Nidhi i think u are one of the dancer 💃??
@Sakshi-gr6eo
3 жыл бұрын
That's so strange and funny if that actually happens😂🤣
@Anonymous-qq1yy
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sakshi-gr6eo It is not so in Jaipur. I don't know which BBQ is he talking about.
Abhishek- Bhaiya pack kar Dena Barbeque nation - Our food is our food none of your food
@sanchitnarangvines
5 жыл бұрын
Pin Pundri kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKepuKVtmZO_cps.html
@SHAONJET
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@vsen7
5 жыл бұрын
Pin Pundri bakwaas picture hit hoker chali gai, lekin log abhi bhi aise dialogs chipka rhe h. Kya Hoga is desh ka.
@PinPundri
5 жыл бұрын
tejas k Ha toh side Mai voh dekhra hai jiske muuh mai thusre hai
@jyothichandani7218
5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahhahahahahaa
The best Indian stand up comic. Undoubtedly.
Who else think these trash jokes aren't trash at all and they actually bring smile on our face😃😃
Bestest standup comedian ever!! His comic timing yar😂😂❤️😂
Even your bad jokes and pj's can make someone's day!!! Keep going like this bro 👍😁😁
1:52 Ek thumka laga dete 😂😂😂
This is what I call a Happy Meal 😂
Nobody: Literally nobody: Me: Khichdi wale video me yhi tshirt hai. (my anxiety for no reason)
He has extends the already funny joke to make it hilarious. Like thumka from the waiter's dance. Best stand up comedian hands down.
Hey!!!! I came across your videos recently. I have already watched them a hundred of times(kidding , but yeah definately 10 times each ) by now..I FREAKING love your style. I was so excited to watch your show live..as this is a point in my life where I want to laugh the most. To my unfortune, I came to know...that you would not be in India till november..So that only leaves one option for me..to wait for your live show like a mad lover for like 4-5 months. I would request you to pls pls upload as many videos as you can. Pls keep us entertained through youtube.People need you
I keep watching ur stand ups again and again. U r amazing. Keep posting more ❤️
@usrisengupta2533
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly me too! I have watched his stand ups for so many times that i now remember the exact dialogues! 🙈
When his trash jokes are much funnier than ur friend's face.
BBQNation: Thode se paise me bahut sara khana dete hain. Mujhe pata nai tha waha packkkk nahi kara sakte. 😂😂
1:29 what a rare sight! 😓
@devanshvikram8363
5 жыл бұрын
Vishwadeep Sonawane yeah!
@nishantsaxena8029
5 жыл бұрын
what rare? i can't find that
@nikhilkumar-cq9vv
5 жыл бұрын
Nishant Saxena bro he himself laughed ...I guess that's the rare sight
@Leonaldo10
5 жыл бұрын
What's the big deal in that..?? His jokes are funny...why can't he giggle in between?
@tilakmehrotra
5 жыл бұрын
@@Leonaldo10 it's rare to see someone break his character...
@Abhishek, Your show in Toronto was out of the world...Frankly speaking after 25 minutes I was in a state where my brain could process the joke but cant laugh..no energy left...you are the best.
God... Waited for you sooooo long.... ! Your comic timing is incredible. Love u 😍😍😍
Love💓💓 you bro n your works👏👏 I think u r the bst of all😍😍😍 Waiting for nxt videos 🙌😉😉
Like this video nahi to daant mein keede pad jayenge 😂😂😂
@unknownface284
5 жыл бұрын
MaNDy SiDhU good one bruh
@Kshatriya77
5 жыл бұрын
MaNDy SiDhU idhar aana jra ..idhar😂😂😂
@MandeepSingh-ut8jy
5 жыл бұрын
Saurabh Singh 😂😂
@arpit7626
5 жыл бұрын
mujhe tere masude bilkul bhi pasand nahi
@gannugupta4702
5 жыл бұрын
(Sarcastic tone ke saath)daaaannnttt meee keedeeee padd jayengeeee
You call this trash? You made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
When you realise even his trash jokes are better than bollywood comedy movies nowadays.😂
I take my friends to barbeque nation to save my money and as well as mere dost bahaut bare bhukkkar hai. And one of the most irritating thing in BBQ They will keep asking you how's the food in every 5 min which annoys me alot. Array Bhai khaane to do pehle
@asianguyreaction5327
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shashwatsingh5471
5 жыл бұрын
bhai tumne dil ki baat bol di
@anuradhaaudichya5584
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly yr..... This was pissing me off...
@maxzbigz7397
5 жыл бұрын
How dare u comment here
@kumar1400
5 жыл бұрын
Then reply with mouth stuff with food. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Dare them to come back😈
abhishek is too gold to give away his full videos this easy .....man this guy is awsome.
Please upload more videos..love your comic sense
Dude, We need more videos by you on KZread! You're awesome, brother!
Your style is original and fantastic. You are getting better by the day. Keep the jokes coming.
Ur way of speaking , the way u connect topics is ABSOLUTELY amazing 👌👌 Love from Pakistan .
Love all the videos of yours :)) ..you are a amazing comedian !!!
Bhai theek to hai na? Itna laba hibernation?...come back soon.....we all miss you....
@gyanendrapandey2510
4 жыл бұрын
Bhai Mara nahi hai vi
@garvkaushik1962
3 жыл бұрын
He is still doing standups but he posts youtube video only when he thinks it is fit for it.
Thank god u r alive dude.... Its awesome.....
First stand up comedian jiski hr video Mene at least 5 bar dekhi hogi....love ur videos keep uploading....love ur way of saying....
@rahulmeenarrr5709
4 жыл бұрын
Mere toooo ♥️🤗
1:13 bbq nation main dal kaun kha raha hai be?
Bhai mera mashoor hogya 😂 chal bhai congrats 😂😂 karta reh mehnat esse hi and bhai ko bhull naa jaio
This guy is a genius, man! Loved it man!
I just love this man 💕.. one of the best stand up comedian
Totally Adorable! 😍
Ha ha after so many days I saw your video on KZread.... love u 🤩
It was not trash. Infact i love it.laughed way hard then any other stand up comedian full 10 min video
U see.. Even his trash jokes are way better than other comedians' normal jokes😉😉
Fact : This is not ur first time here.. 😂
Bhaiii aaap yaar mere paas words nhi hai u r absolutly amazing 💜💜
👌👌Nice😘 Ghatiya Comedy😂😂😂😂... Btw Bhut Jldi Aagyi.. Videoo..😂😂.. 1 - 2 saal Ka time or lelete.👍. Daalne m.. 👌😂😂✌️
Even his trash jokes are very funny Best part- papa jara suno
Big fan sir.. hasi ruke ni rukti... You r best sir..😂😂
I've never seen as like the way you represent your. thought .. best in the world! ...
Mn ne kaha agar jhanda neechy na karo to kehene lagy woh daikho rod samait tikke ghusair rahy hn na........ lmfao😂😂
#abhishek you are the best comedian ...hit 👍 like if you agree
@NitinSingh-xr7ft
5 жыл бұрын
I agree but I didn't hit like.
@vsen7
5 жыл бұрын
Lucifer beta tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, narak ka Kaam kon sambhal rha h Aajkal.
@StockGyan
5 жыл бұрын
Lucifer 👏👍👏👍
@shivangswain
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai, a gaye likes ke liye bheek maangne?! Aao aao, aur karo chutiyapa, "👍 Hit Like Of You Agree! 👍" ka.
@lucky_who_
5 жыл бұрын
Shivang P Swain ..aa gya bhai yha herogiri krne ..wrna us layak v nii h
Too good buddy, your sense of humour is just outstanding am also inspired by comedians and try to make laugh the people around me.
Yeh ....har shabd pe laughter lana ....awesome bhai....choti baat nahi h
Pls add more videos..i liked your way of talking
Best comedian ever watched.....!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍
Bhai U r the best please come up with more videos yaar. Love from Kerala
Boht majaa aa gya.. mujhe feel hi aagyi.. mujhe addiction hi ho gyi.. 😂😂😂 ye serious wala sight gazab ka hota h har video mein
It isn't trash at all...u r so hilarious sir..no matter what u say🌸
Subah subah yeh dekh liya, ab toh din boht acha jaayega 😂😂
Sari duniya ek taraf aur [aa gaya swaad wala dialogue ] ek taraf 😍😍😍 love it
Itna chhota video ...galat baat h 😭😭😭.....u r my favorite ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍.......exam fear reduce karne ke medicine ho aap😘😘😘😘😘😍
1:35 the time he get serious
I am sitting on railway station awaiting my train and watching your video and laughing out loud.
@TECHASPIRANT
5 жыл бұрын
Swapnil Shinde plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Kya bat hy yaar tumahri Sirf saat videos py over a million subscribers.. Yes quality matters.. Hats off to you bro!
"Ek thumka Laga dete"... OMG... Can't stop laughing yaar .. Abhishek you are too good..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man never fails to make me laugh and 1 million soon all the best
"Sir dekho na kya hai ye"😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god I can't stop laughing after listen these words.,.
"Swaadd" ...areee yarrr iskaa ye " aagye swaad" 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Abhishek waiting for ur new performance.. U r awesome man hope soon u will b nation wide popular standup actor🤘
Pj's 😂😂😂😂waiting for more videos!!! Jldi Jldi post kiya kro yrr😂
@lifesgood4859
5 жыл бұрын
Apoorva Dewangan i just wanted to say hey, to u!
Yaar me bhi kaafi dafa BBQ Nation gaya hu aur yeh sab cheeze observe ki hai, but tum inn cheezo ko apne comedy se bohat behatareen andaaz se bayaan karte ho yaar!! Lajawaab ho yaar tum. Hats off Sir!!!!
@adarshverma1542
5 жыл бұрын
AJ h
@yaadshehar4803
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai full episode post kro
@poorvigupta6636
5 жыл бұрын
Superb Abhishek.... Your words... Phrasing... Expressions... Everything perfect.... Keep it up... And upload more videos
Bhai wese to puri life ye video dekhe tab b man Nahi bharega but ye dil mange more 🤪😜
Ginni- Tell me ur wish. Me- please arrange all videos of Abhishek's shows.
Where are you bro ?? We need more videos from you !!
Make more for ghatiyas
Pls upload more. Love to watch u .
Bhai iske bolne ke tarike se hi hasi ane lag jati hai + punch line 😂 deko na yeah kya hai sir
U r such an amazing Person Abhishek !!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Abhishek sir ...please! Upload a video...even for once a month..I miss your stand up comedy😭😭😭😭
You are amazing! Effortlessly funny.
@maulikchauhan604
3 жыл бұрын
Yup! Right
bhai full video dalo... love u bhai..
Am i the only one to like the video before even watching it just because of Abhishek Upmanyu
@aupmanyu
5 жыл бұрын
pradeep mehta I disliked this before anyone else
@ishaankapoor1798
5 жыл бұрын
pradeep mehta Bhai pyaar h hmara toh
@sanket7381
5 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Upmanyu haha Thanks, this was getting too irritating
@deep1551
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah just you. We all prefer watching before liking 😂😂
Bhai aur videos dekhni hai....plz jaldi upload na... Btw u r the best
@TECHASPIRANT
5 жыл бұрын
Video Lectures plz mera video dekho aur channel ko subscribe karo...please
Plz make more videos sir! Love ur performance
OMG don't let this video die 🤣