Remember to cover it in tin foil. Don't want em' governments to know whats in the camcorder

@etherealhawk

4 жыл бұрын

It's just the one government actually

@rockomax2732

4 жыл бұрын

WITH ALUMINUM FOOIL FOOOIIILLL

@TheeJay11

4 жыл бұрын

IC 1101 Grammar is not relevant with this comment

@ForFurtherNotice

4 жыл бұрын

Gentlemelon Oh yeah, [DATA EXPUNGED]. I think I have something like that called [REDACTED] somewhere. Dunno where it is though.

@irodsalt6490

4 жыл бұрын

@Myosotis new world order also abolished camcorders as well so its all banned

ER: "the swedish make good stuff...the swiss army knife" Switzerland: "are we a joke to you?"

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and Yes

@theathiestpriest

4 жыл бұрын

No and No

@flaffy6181

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephocchionero7638 there is only one question

@ikki_flavo

4 жыл бұрын

@@flaffy6181 he agreed and then answered a question

@the_protectorof_smols3563

4 жыл бұрын

@blet sik Was It A Swedish Or German Watch Maker That Had A Hand In The G11 Caseless Rifle?

Let’s take the time to thank ER for going through and adjusting the audio at louder parts (like the rotary phone’s dials) to keep the audio at a pleasant volume. Much appreciated, your videos are always great. Keep it up

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

Get this man a high five and top comment, stat!

@royalthedragonslayer6427

4 жыл бұрын

Scp 682 likes!!!

@bt-5lighttank456

4 жыл бұрын

Jessepi Okinoni nah bruv, the man that is just vibing deserves top

@joep9400

2 жыл бұрын

yu

@joep9400

2 жыл бұрын

@@royalthedragonslayer6427 uyup sucks

Never thought I would get trapped in a camcorder, but here we are.

@iWassaGuy

4 жыл бұрын

I was trapped in a phone once.

@mr.tacituskilgore9580

4 жыл бұрын

@@iWassaGuy yeah same for me but there was also this bald dude using the phone I was trapped in

@DJJKMusicMaster

4 жыл бұрын

I would make a witty comment, but I just became a 69th like, so I can't come up with anything.

@SolidShepard

4 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as being trapped in a computer though.

@rareorigins7679

4 жыл бұрын

421 likes, eh? The last person who liked better unlike right now.

“Slice open my package...” Oh god, please don’t...

@theathiestpriest

4 жыл бұрын

You mean please do right?

@shotdriven1953

4 жыл бұрын

@@theathiestpriest you dont understand do you

@theathiestpriest

4 жыл бұрын

@@shotdriven1953 I want to be sliced open like a turkey. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

@Hadowsay019

4 жыл бұрын

There are other asmr channels for that dawg

@4Deadserious

4 жыл бұрын

@ImJustCursed! I mean theres a fish dude murdering a pineapple and eating his brains on this one

“That’s why I cut the wire” : Outstanding move

@tjcharest5323

4 жыл бұрын

famous last words

@MRR19

4 жыл бұрын

It’s always the blue one to cut

@MarkoDash

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like an excellent joke idea, transplant the guts of one of those cheap pay as you go phones into an old handset and just walk around talking on it with the cord dangling and get peoples reactions when they see it actually works.

Rift: "In this post-apocalyptic slash dystopian world" Me: ..and I'm relaxed

@codex3019

4 жыл бұрын

Relaxing post-apocalyptic world... Yeah, sure. Tooooo normal for me.

@Cyrolia

4 жыл бұрын

*imagine, if you will*

@ralphisxamida8533

Жыл бұрын

Me: " Death Stranding?"

And to think he was bald when I started watching...think he's found a reverse ageing potion or two!!

@irwin1394

4 жыл бұрын

Gioia Grazia it’s his hair wtf are you talking about lmao

@okluminous566

4 жыл бұрын

You can clearly see his hair growth if you go back a few months ago and watch every video from then to now.

@f1rebreather123

4 жыл бұрын

Gioia Grazia can’t get a wig that looks like that

When your a genie but on a budget and trying to fit into this new modern age.

@F3yris

3 жыл бұрын

Hey welcome back its the fun ruiner. The correct way to spell it is you're*.

@fourtwelve412

3 жыл бұрын

@@F3yris yro'ue*

@uhpixr

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourtwelve412 yes

@NeoMetaI

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourtwelve412 hahahaha I like the new spelling

@stormflavored8829

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourtwelve412 lets make that offical

"are you some sort of artificial intelligence?" Bold of you to assume I'm any sort of intelligence

Postman/ Delivery man in a post-apocalyptic/ dystopian world? Ah yes must be our neighbourly feral Ghoul. I hope you tipped him a few bottle caps for its effort.

@unfathomable3434

4 жыл бұрын

If things aren't going well for him just send him to the local ghoul haven like: Goodneighbor or the 9th ring depending on his location.

@Spagote

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Dylan. If in doubt give him to the NCR and their misfits regiment

@seshgreen4084

4 жыл бұрын

I was also thinking the Postman movie! The one from 1997

@bigbrassballs

4 жыл бұрын

@@unfathomable3434 Or The Great Beyond, if Jason is to be believed. 😁

@captainmartinwalker2848

4 жыл бұрын

Tylogical 2k Sam Porter Bridges... “the man who delivers”

I really liked the part when you did asmr

@klickingkayasmr7585

4 жыл бұрын

Zsombee 😁😁

@ArtemisNightlock

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! I wonder if he does it in any of his other videos

@klickingkayasmr7585

4 жыл бұрын

Artemis 😁!

@princevegeta7906

4 жыл бұрын

The sarcasm is strong in this comment section lol 😂

@ForFurtherNotice

4 жыл бұрын

Artemis I think he did it somewhere else. Im not sure though.

Up next: Professor Clemmons experiments with combining technology and arcane magic to turn a camcorder into an improvised soul stone - and you are just the lucky test subject to assist him.

@the_protectorof_smols3563

4 жыл бұрын

*Is Past Victi-PATIENT Who Is Trapped In A Photograph*

Someone take this idea and turn it into a feature film.

@Kampfender_Krieger

4 жыл бұрын

when you start to think about it, every ER video can be turned into a feature film xD

@joevaluspeedometrix6844

4 жыл бұрын

This is a feature film

@user-xk1te8hd8h

4 жыл бұрын

@@joevaluspeedometrix6844 well said

@Gotmilk0112

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's nearly 80 minutes long. It already is a feature film.

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

Soooo, sort of like Get Out?

I swear, Uncle E never runs out of ideas.

@tomfancypants

4 жыл бұрын

Unlike his viewers, who post the same comment under every single video

@terezakrickova

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomfancypants fr

@OddsandEnds666

4 жыл бұрын

E

@OddsandEnds666

4 жыл бұрын

E

@OddsandEnds666

4 жыл бұрын

E

"A world without twine, is no world at all" - Mark Twine Wow such a powerful phrase!

@darlenedillon2631

Жыл бұрын

A world without wine is no world at all

So, if i am in a camcorder. And i'm seeing this. I'm recording EP trough a recorder that is recording him. *hmmmmmm*

@mr.tacituskilgore9580

4 жыл бұрын

guys he's awaking from the matrix, he's to powerful to be kept alive

@MatthewThi11

4 жыл бұрын

Paradox.exe has stopped working. Please try again later.

@anniellusion

4 жыл бұрын

Or you are trapped in the cam recording this? And the video is your view of it? Pretty sure it's set as happening while u watch, not a recorded video afterwards.

@stevenstice6683

4 жыл бұрын

We need to go deeper.

@witchyoak3206

4 жыл бұрын

The plot thickens

Me alone unwrapping a gift: *Completely silent* Uncle E.R.: Yes....I do love the sound pf cardboard.....can’t wait to open this package from Deep One Dave’s thrift shop

The Jesus look is getting better every vid

@anameiveyettoknow8252

4 жыл бұрын

eliab_16 _mark Don’t call it a second coming, he’s been here for years.

@KingKonamiLive

4 жыл бұрын

Blue lives matter!

@julissmc910

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingKonamiLive no

@radiofrog

4 жыл бұрын

Joe H It’s a character he’s playing..

@KingKonamiLive

4 жыл бұрын

@@julissmc910 ...wow..I hope you arent serious

We need the Oompa Loompas to take whoever this trapped individual is to the stretching room. He may be flat as paper and 10 ft tall but at least he would be free.

@flyingfloorboard4097

4 жыл бұрын

And they would be dancing, don't forget that

@Random-pb1us

4 жыл бұрын

You just made my day... ty

@fbi3579

4 жыл бұрын

@@Random-pb1us No problem.

@tokatokatoka

3 жыл бұрын

FBI arent the fake fbi accounts illegal or something

@fbi3579

3 жыл бұрын

@@tokatokatoka look at your name. thats my answer.

ER has so much patience it’s amazing he doesn’t get immediately bored and give up

@klickingkayasmr7585

4 жыл бұрын

Funsyze Agreed.

@sharkwithnotoes3051

4 жыл бұрын

You have to have very short attention spasms to do that but i agree

@peresusjacksonfan

4 жыл бұрын

@@sharkwithnotoes3051 someone with ADHD . Aka me. Sometimes I get bored just watching some asmrs and il skip around a couple tilli land on one that really catches my attention. Usually it's uncle's e's

@BrandonPoirierBlair

4 жыл бұрын

@@sharkwithnotoes3051 ahahahahaha its span not spasm 😂

"A world without ____, is no world at all. So powerful. So deep." 😭😭😭

@Trks-wb3ez

4 жыл бұрын

.

@OddsandEnds666

4 жыл бұрын

Girls

@DarkSka22

4 жыл бұрын

Pop tarts

@crispdonkey2222

4 жыл бұрын

twine 😔

@AudiKayder

4 жыл бұрын

Rabies

Who was it that once said "A world without repetition would be no world at all".... So powerful So deep

What if the little creature trapped in there was actually just an evil spirit that was mean't to be contained?

@Mr.Scott86

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there's an scp like that, a small being trapped in a camera

Nobody: Rift: "So powerful... so deep"

@garysecher6997

4 жыл бұрын

Preston Webster I read this comment the moment he said that, it was perfectly timed

@lifeondeath-2180

4 жыл бұрын

@@garysecher6997 that happens a lot to me too.

@tjcharest5323

4 жыл бұрын

like daddy’s pp

@lifeondeath-2180

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjcharest5323 I think you have issues

@darlenedillon2631

Жыл бұрын

69th like if anyone cares

it bothers me that "swiss" and "swedish" are used interchangeably. Swiss is from switzerland, not sweden. edit: im realizing that was probably satire

@godshollownutsack9272

4 жыл бұрын

Salad fingers was a good asmr icon. All thx to hubert cumberdale.

@atheriens958

4 жыл бұрын

The moment I heard that, I scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it; and yes, I'd imagine so.

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, there you go.

@theathiestpriest

4 жыл бұрын

You cant tell me Switzerland isnt a theme park in Sweden. Dont lie to me

@BlueSkidoo13

4 жыл бұрын

Sksnxjmddnxjsn The edit is making me laugh

Asmr Corvus cures your erectile dysfunction when.

@casualbydefault

4 жыл бұрын

Every Corvus vid when he enters the scene...

@juggalo5215

4 жыл бұрын

@@casualbydefault this comment is going to make me release my army for claymore roombas

@steelpickaxe7978

4 жыл бұрын

@@juggalo5215release the boombas

@Cohozuner

4 жыл бұрын

@@steelpickaxe7978 ok boomba

@praisethesun6358

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Panzer of the lake what is your next piece of wisdom

KZread Jesus just healed my claustrophobia. Amen. Praise be to Papa Rift.

@corbanoT.V.

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Phipps * uncle rift 😋

@LtDanAndFam

4 жыл бұрын

Corbano64 He goes by many names, all of which hold a special place in our hearts

@corbanoT.V.

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Phipps of course! How rude of me to forget. 😄👍

@skyemullens1024

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most wholesome reply/comment thread I’ve seen in a while. Thank you all for being respectful and restoring my faith in people.

@LtDanAndFam

4 жыл бұрын

Corbano64 Haha no worries! Uncle Rift, ER, Papa Rift, it’s truly a dealers choice.

You know, this reminds me of often possessing people's electronics in order to deliver messages or scare them! I'm glad you found ways to stay in touch with the Living Impaired community :)

He’s the one of the only asmr artists I can watch for a long period of time because his stories

To think this guy was talking to himself for 30 minutes even before realising anyone was listening.

@catherinemartin1957

3 жыл бұрын

I FOUND YOU AGAIN SPIRIT ANIMAL

Finally. At long last, we can enjoy the ambient camcorder sounds. This is the way.

@syncopatedglory

4 жыл бұрын

this is the way.

@Jamez229

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way.

@EphemeralRift

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@MajoraBoiiiiii

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

@Rosweld76

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way.

Someone once said, "A world without Ephemeral Rift is no world at all" ... I wonder if it could have been the same person who said...no it couldn't have been Edit: thanks for the likes!

@dtfxthrone2697

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

hi yes the thrift store has cursed items don't buy from there

@the_protectorof_smols3563

4 жыл бұрын

"Danm" *is Still Trapped As A Cat Wall Clock*

@diobrando5501

4 жыл бұрын

2 stars on yellp

@the_protectorof_smols3563

4 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando5501 IT'S YOU! *DIO!*

@diobrando5501

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 yes tis eye and no need to shout people are trying to sleep

@staticface8222

4 жыл бұрын

But it’s is where I found skin flakes

The greatest Sony ad I’d ever seen.

@frk333_

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitcatangel Para mi se escucha como Sony jsjsj

Holy I feel so home when I watch your videos, seriously not that many people like kinda "fit" with me (actually no one to be honest so I'm lonely af) and when I watch your videos I just forget that. Thank you man.

@marshylicmarsh

4 жыл бұрын

U seem like a cool lad, u shoulld have hella friends

@marvin1711

4 жыл бұрын

@@marshylicmarsh I'm a guy but thanks haha

@marshylicmarsh

4 жыл бұрын

@@marvin1711 i uh, i expected so

@motives4006

4 жыл бұрын

bro this whole interaction has me dead

@marvin1711

4 жыл бұрын

@@marshylicmarsh ah shit thought lad stands for lady, English is foreign for me so please excuse me haha

Mr. Wick, your new weaponized arsenal hasn't arrived yet? We'll be waiting

"I need to slice open my package" I'm dead lmao

@2freetz

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@colemoore5007

3 жыл бұрын

Better than slice off

3 minutes in and I just now realized this video is in black and white

@ianalderson5133

4 жыл бұрын

Everything is in black and white

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianalderson5133 So Powerful. So Deep. I wonder if it's the same person who said... No, it can't be.

"I do like the sound of cardboard" Me too man, me too.

“A world without bubble wrap is no world at all” so deep

I like how mentions the other characters he has done in the past like he lives in a fictional area where everyone is a clone of ER

ER: that’s doesn’t look like my reflection🤨 Me: suh dude 👋😎

We haven't got John Wick ASMR because no one's killed his dog yet.

@justsomeyanderewithinterne622

4 жыл бұрын

Get this man top comment

@frk333_

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@carolin7337

4 жыл бұрын

Yet

@de_falt

4 жыл бұрын

We d better never get it...

@TK-jk4ds

4 жыл бұрын

And stole his car

Swedish Switzerland is real, Rifters 🇸🇪🇨🇭

@spunkmckunkle5604

4 жыл бұрын

I vote we combine the two to make Swederland.

@seggstun7027

2 жыл бұрын

@@spunkmckunkle5604 Yes, let's violate Swiss neutrality and form the worst union to ever grace the Earth

Hey Uncle E, I just wanted to say that your videos are the highlight of my day. I struggle with massive anxiety and lately they border on panic attacks. I have two toddlers and I get very little rest. But every day you upload I turn on your videos during their nap time and get an hour of relax time, it really keeps me sane. I prefer your videos over any other ASMR because they're unpredictable. I don't experience ASMR as the 'tingles' but having something relaxing that my brain can focus on really helps me zone out. Keep being unpredictable, and keep being awesome.

Why do some ASMR channels has like 1.5mil subs just from eating food, then there is ER who devotes so much time into vids like these and doesn’t even have 1mil 🤷‍♂️

@ArtemisNightlock

4 жыл бұрын

Because the majority of people doesn't like cosmic horror to fall asleep to but likes looking at shinies

@charlestunnell3234

4 жыл бұрын

Tits my friend. The secret lies with tits.

@aidanjude2110

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Tunnell touché

@jacobmartin2758

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like ER videos are just so hit or miss it’d be difficult to gain a massive following with his content. But god damn when it hits, it fucking hits.

@qwest500

4 жыл бұрын

Smh

A world without ER is no world at all.

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

So Powerful So Deep

Curious case of the camcorder captive

A world without “a world without” quotes is no world at all

@okluminous566

4 жыл бұрын

N i C e

@CopyNinjaJay

4 жыл бұрын

So powerful. So deep.

@nobodyimportantdebil445

2 жыл бұрын

Good news

Thank you for not repeating words a million times, there is a fine line with repetitive words and relaxation or aggravating.

I can't take my eyes off of that fabulous hair

I absolutely thought this was going to be a "Trapped in the Closet" parody.

This video is extremely relaxing, the Black and White brought a very good cozy feeling! It has improved my day.

Plot twist: your not human, your the camera inside its home, and the human is looking at you from the outside.

@Swinsl

2 жыл бұрын

You're*

I love how ER saves his game so that he can interrogate us properly (33:50)

Love this! You oughta do a “how to keep a pet you” and play with the camera so that you and your surroundings (cage, props, etc) look huge to the viewer.

ER: trapped in a camcorder, eh ? Did a techomancer do this to you ? Me :....

What if this package is actually the prop he needed for the John Wick rp

Time stamps for my future tingle-deprived self: 49:00 50:40 59:30

Box: *Entire purpose is to be opened Paul: *Taps on box instead of opening Box: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

Please ER: You NEED to do a JESUS ASMR on the 24th!

@klickingkayasmr7585

4 жыл бұрын

Kuolema YES! (Even though I think he already has a Jesus one, he should do it again).

@Spagote

4 жыл бұрын

KlickingKay ASMR he’s done two Jesus ones but another doesn’t hurt

@rey.jazzzzy

4 жыл бұрын

i can see it now... "Jesus Christ's Birthday ASMR" well, it would be on the 25th, but we all know why that would be bad timing for a video

@pleasantpheasant7456

4 жыл бұрын

Again

@shadowbro6180

4 жыл бұрын

that's called forshadowing

This is hands down my favourite asmr video on KZread. It actually feels like were communicating

You almost brought my tingles back. I haven't felt that in years

Ah what a nice da- *dystopian, apocalyptic world.*

@warriorLIMS

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but this is so funny xD

@artfiguretheone7129

4 жыл бұрын

JJ reminds me of Ordis

I forget who said it but they said “A world without ER isn’t a world at all” so meaningful, powerful

Those sounds when hes trying to take apart the camera are just the best! They really deserve there own video

I couldn’t have giggled more at that bloody “world without twine” line. Brought me waaaaaaaay back to a much simpler time.

Ah yes, the famous Swedish Chef and his Swiss army knives

@SparklySnuggly

4 жыл бұрын

People keep mixing Austria and Australia, so it's not a surprise they may mistake Sweden for Switzerland.

@quinnafred

4 жыл бұрын

Ah habada baba

at 1:11:09 the face that is made in the glass had me laughing for at least an hour

I just want to say that we all appreciate what you do greatly. Not only are your videos super relaxing, but they have story and meaning behind them. You’ve created an entire lore to keep us entertained, which I think is awesome. So yeah, I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say this; we appreciate your hard work and dedication, and hope you’ll continue to make these videos for as long as you can.

Just imagine if the video was him examining the box for an hour and then eighteen minutes of him actually messing with the camcorder

39:05 probably had to cut out him laughing lol

@asheru2649

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto I choose you to go to shadman

@HeadshotNeo

4 жыл бұрын

@@asheru2649 thats sexist

You are looking and sounding a bit like Alan Watts sometimes

@ianalderson5133

4 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT IM SAYING BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING

@hansjakobsen6475

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianalderson5133 chill

@JJH-jc1fg

4 жыл бұрын

Wow just noticed that lol

Everyone gansta till he says “finally at long last” at the start of the video

Heres my "powerful and deep quote." The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

I know somebody who said “ a world without Epherial Rift, is no world at all” powerful statement

@EternalNyappy

4 жыл бұрын

So deep.✊

@josephocchionero7638

4 жыл бұрын

Truly.

Sweden: swiss army knife **TRIGGERED**

I'm not sure where you come up with these ideas. but I love it. Keep up the good work ya legend.

I love the black+white/sepia filters for asmr. Chill visuals for those chill audios

I like that string art in the background also, your hair is majestic 😊

I am from Poland, I like watching you and calming you down. Keep up the good work

@seggstun7027

2 жыл бұрын

Polen Polska Poland Etc.

A hour long with no ads gotta love this guy☺️!

This has got to be the most pedantic ASMR character ever, and I've watched all of Massage ASMR. Congrats I love it.

The Pen(cil) Man. Gov. banned pens/pencils/colour pencils and such.

Who is it that said, "A world without Ephemeral Rift isn't a world at all"?

Hey uncle E thank you for another amazing year of your hard work, we really do appreciate your commitment to your work, I hope you and your family have a merry christmas, and an awesome new year

Wow I can’t Remember the last time I heard the work “ CAMCORDER “ lmfao

Ephemeral Rift : Hi ev... Me: HI YEAH!!

Still waiting for the sequel to this. Or prequel, we never truly know with ER. He makes us all sleep either way, lol

I wish I could get a whole episode of camcorder housing sounds and other random plastic housing sounds. Those are the best. Like the one at the beginning of "the entity" I replay the beginning over and over lol

U trapped in camcorder but I hope u r okay 😊

So this is what my FBI agent sees me doing at 3 am.

I was a big fan of couch companion and this definitely feels in the same vein. Brought those tingles right back. Thanks E.R.

Such a cool concept! Needs a sequel

No idea why but ever since I'm a resident at the AS, so many people want to be friends with me *smh* Anyway, this one is a gem, friend request accepted :)

Uh oh, another Peculiar Case! Greenman intensifies.

This is the most creative unboxing and showing off a new camera I’ve ever seen. God damn, ER, you never cease to amaze me. 👏

His improv and acting chops are always a pleasant sight to behold.

ER: "You're right in there" *proceeds to poke my eye ball*

@codex3019

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Me: *feels pain*