Tragic Horse Accident | Troy Bond Stand Up

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Giddy up! From Helium Comedy Club in Philly 3/21, sold out entirely on horse money.
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  • @user-po9bs6id2o
    @user-po9bs6id2o Жыл бұрын

    “Pocket full of oats”

  • @blueboystudios

    @blueboystudios

    Жыл бұрын

    I was there for this show and that KILLED me. xD

  • @pappiti123

    @pappiti123

    10 ай бұрын

    So creative, and it’s off the cuff. Incredible.

  • @Purpurafran

    @Purpurafran

    10 ай бұрын

    Hahahahhahahah

  • @julianhorodyski6414

    @julianhorodyski6414

    9 ай бұрын

    bucket lol

  • @kbanghart

    @kbanghart

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@pappiti123nah he memorizes all this

  • @alexandermclaughlin4742
    @alexandermclaughlin474210 ай бұрын

    2:52 Your horse is the 50 cent of horses. You can find me in the club *clickety clack* with a pocket full of oats 😅😂

  • @thatryanp

    @thatryanp

    8 ай бұрын

    So funny! And he gave it as a throwaway

  • @jay-tbl

    @jay-tbl

    17 күн бұрын

    3 separate jokes in 1 quick line totally improvized how is it possible

  • @twistsouth514
    @twistsouth514 Жыл бұрын

    This man needs a Netflix special. Where are the talent scouts?

  • @sleepybun908

    @sleepybun908

    Жыл бұрын

    RIGHT?! he’s hilarious!

  • @OpenMawProductions

    @OpenMawProductions

    Жыл бұрын

    They're too busy getting offended by Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais to do their fucking jobs.

  • @GodOfLovers1111

    @GodOfLovers1111

    11 ай бұрын

    Fuck netflix

  • @kennethguitarfiend4493

    @kennethguitarfiend4493

    11 ай бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @pushpopLoC909

    @pushpopLoC909

    11 ай бұрын

    They only care when they want to care. Doesn't matter how hilarious any comedian is, they somehow get mid stand ups non stop but someone like Troy is worth more than a netflix special. He's gotta have his own HBO special or bigger. But I get what you mean, the dude is hilarious and has the quickest mouth in the East.

  • @ThisDude234
    @ThisDude234 Жыл бұрын

    The 50 Cent of horses got it 😂😂

  • @chillones9574

    @chillones9574

    7 ай бұрын

    dude I laughed so damn hard. 🤣

  • @buttholasaurus99
    @buttholasaurus99 Жыл бұрын

    You need to caption the audience comments

  • @MrJjRyBritt

    @MrJjRyBritt

    Жыл бұрын

    You need to stfu and listen to the content - mr 5sec spam ticktock brain 😂 - oh I can’t think without subs telling me to do so looking ass 😂😂😂

  • @pitiful27

    @pitiful27

    Жыл бұрын

    Forreal

  • @cainguardian4693

    @cainguardian4693

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly lol

  • @ValRoyD

    @ValRoyD

    Жыл бұрын

    Commands don’t usually do well on the internet. Changing tactics could help you here, but I doubt it.

  • @buttholasaurus99

    @buttholasaurus99

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ValRoyD what?!

  • @jess8444
    @jess8444 Жыл бұрын

    Was sitting in the audience when this happened and I can confirm this was literally the most hilarious thing ever!! Had tears streaming down my face I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @NewerSwagger-gp3hj

    @NewerSwagger-gp3hj

    9 ай бұрын

    Brand New jokes, no stolen material!!!!! Give that man a Netflix spécial!!!!!

  • @colbs237

    @colbs237

    9 ай бұрын

    That's awesome Jess!!

  • @jf7098

    @jf7098

    6 ай бұрын

    Lucky! I don't think I could laugh like this in public without someone thinking I have a problem. I'm making laughs I did not know existed. This dude's as funny as it gets. Next level is death I assume

  • @mmaandfightadvisor6779
    @mmaandfightadvisor6779 Жыл бұрын

    Christ this guy is quick on the fly.

  • @TSC-Detroit
    @TSC-Detroit Жыл бұрын

    You kill hecklers Amazing skills

  • @TLEawareness

    @TLEawareness

    Жыл бұрын

    He also hires them…

  • @bagenius5970

    @bagenius5970

    Жыл бұрын

    No, he shoots them in the face... and they survive.

  • @SSS-rk1kb

    @SSS-rk1kb

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TLEawareness huh?

  • @hucqhucq4200

    @hucqhucq4200

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TLEawareness Very common

  • @kingayy9267

    @kingayy9267

    Жыл бұрын

    Even if he hires them, his responses are entertaining nonetheless.

  • @Steventyrant
    @Steventyrant Жыл бұрын

    Love this set, man. I turned my barber on to your work. Really looking forward to seeing you live!

  • @souljaboy.6668

    @souljaboy.6668

    10 ай бұрын

    Really good to hear you turned your barber on man

  • @kaceordb

    @kaceordb

    10 ай бұрын

    @@souljaboy.6668youuuuuu

  • @Tom_Van_Zandt

    @Tom_Van_Zandt

    9 ай бұрын

    @@souljaboy.6668 While he listened to this man's comedy, no less.

  • @keysncoffee7733

    @keysncoffee7733

    9 ай бұрын

    @@souljaboy.6668yeah it’s about time. They always turning us left and right whenever they get a chance…

  • @IO279K4RMN

    @IO279K4RMN

    8 ай бұрын

    I bet the session lasted long

  • @RedDragonde5
    @RedDragonde510 ай бұрын

    This guy is so quick-witted he could be good at anything. God bless him for choosing comedy!

  • @FizzyLemon12334
    @FizzyLemon12334 Жыл бұрын

    hey troy, absolutely love you. saw you about 6 months ago MC’ing at brooklyn comedy club (laughed my fucking ass off during your intro) and knew you were the next big thing, and you’re killing it! a word or criticism i’d like to give to help you elevate your content as you’re increasing your output: adding captions (more specifically with what the audience members say, your mic is very clear) would add a lot for helping to understand and keep engagement. it can be tough to hear the audience at times, but being able to read would absolutely help with improving the content. all love bro, can’t wait to see more from you soon 🥂

  • @DiGiTaLzxz

    @DiGiTaLzxz

    Жыл бұрын

    agreed on the captions! can almost never hear them lol huge fan as well :>

  • @kingayy9267

    @kingayy9267

    Жыл бұрын

    Captions in general are helpful for the viewers with hearing difficulty, since KZread's auto-generated subtitles are not reliable (when they're an option at all).

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

    10 ай бұрын

    @@kingayy9267 if you have hearing difficulty i imagine you just turn the volume up, but are you talking about deaf people? Like how you gonna understand the cadence or just in general appreciate the joke if you can't hear how he's actually telling it?

  • @xarrived

    @xarrived

    10 ай бұрын

    @@codypriceKZreadAddednumbers Don't matter, deaf or not deaf, we can barely hear what the audience says on a certain time. Sometimes, all of them would like to hear word to wood. Overall, having a caption would be nice. What if you misheard something, use caption and find out. That's simple. If you don't like caption, ignore it. That's all.

  • @marklar51423

    @marklar51423

    10 ай бұрын

    Or you could sync your phone with a speaker... that's how I listen to content. I haven't used my phone speaker for anything more than a phonecall since the lockdown.

  • @haleydoe644
    @haleydoe64410 ай бұрын

    "If it wasn't for my horse, your dad would be in jail." Missed gem.

  • @Frankybroadcast
    @Frankybroadcast Жыл бұрын

    This kid is an up and coming star. Keep doing it bro. It's just a matter of time. If that's what you really want......

  • @ruthyvonne5240

    @ruthyvonne5240

    9 ай бұрын

    He has no filter, which makes him hilarious 😂 funny 😁

  • @jonathankr
    @jonathankr Жыл бұрын

    His verbal iq is off the charts.

  • @A_SlyPolarBear
    @A_SlyPolarBear10 ай бұрын

    "You paid $28 for me to call you a bitch" Im fucking dead 😂

  • @Jonas-km4qx
    @Jonas-km4qx Жыл бұрын

    Dude, love your stuff! Can you please post the full length set of the "Heckler calls me racist" I'd love to see it!

  • @HighHolyOne
    @HighHolyOne Жыл бұрын

    The horse woke up to find a man head in its bed.

  • @haleydoe644

    @haleydoe644

    10 ай бұрын

    Underrated comment.

  • @shan5445
    @shan544511 ай бұрын

    Troy just gets loads of hecklers but is so sharp he knows how to deal with them

  • @RedWIngedHero
    @RedWIngedHero Жыл бұрын

    Saw the video title and thought this was gonna be a video about "Hands", I was scared for my life

  • @damonddailey349

    @damonddailey349

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh God! Not that video!! Lmao 🤣 the most cringy video ever

  • @jehriko7525
    @jehriko752511 ай бұрын

    I'm glad this dude has found something he's naturally good at it's cool to see & the crowd work is great too.

  • @whyichigo
    @whyichigo Жыл бұрын

    Shadow is a hard-core name.

  • @TrevWings
    @TrevWings Жыл бұрын

    The glue factory jokes always get me lmao

  • @ramirospinelli6453
    @ramirospinelli645311 ай бұрын

    I love how he just explodes after hearing the horse got shot hahahahha

  • @EddieMerino
    @EddieMerino Жыл бұрын

    haha, "the 50 cent of Horses!"

  • @microtransactor6732
    @microtransactor6732 Жыл бұрын

    Quickly becoming one of my favourite stand-up comedians! Really funny stuff. The real shocker here is that gaming is so big now that a room full of adults actually gets video game references...and finds them funny!

  • @iceswallow7717

    @iceswallow7717

    Жыл бұрын

    he’s my fav stand up honestly second to none

  • @kingayy9267

    @kingayy9267

    Жыл бұрын

    Were you laboring under the delusion that only you and your friends are aware of video games until now?

  • @dannymoontattoos

    @dannymoontattoos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kingayy9267 bro get some 🐱

  • @rticle15

    @rticle15

    11 ай бұрын

    Video game systems came out forty years ago. Lots of adults grew up with xboxes, etc.

  • @kbanghart

    @kbanghart

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@dannymoontattoosI have some extra ones to give out

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude165519 сағат бұрын

    I love crowd work. Audience are so weird just shouting shit like that. 🤣🤣

  • @VegasProfileStories
    @VegasProfileStories Жыл бұрын

    I can’t get enough of your sense of humor bro!! By far my favorite! Thanks for the laughs man. It’s therapeutic af

  • @mohammedredwan8451
    @mohammedredwan8451 Жыл бұрын

    Bro you are so fucking funny 😂😂😂

  • @straivalist8281
    @straivalist828110 ай бұрын

    This guy needs a big show. He is by far my favorite comedian out there right now

  • @reldrago
    @reldrago8 ай бұрын

    "Find me in the club "click click click click"" i've never laughed that hard at anything

  • @sambocap
    @sambocap8 ай бұрын

    This has gotta be one of the funniest horse stories I have ever heard. Shit this video deserves wayyyy more views. Love your stuff Mr. Bond!

  • @mrssmith1691
    @mrssmith16919 ай бұрын

    This kid is amazing, cannot wait to follow his career through the years.

  • @Minyadagniriel
    @Minyadagniriel Жыл бұрын

    Sent this to my horse loving friend in Wales XD

  • @7oclockOnTheDot
    @7oclockOnTheDot6 күн бұрын

    😂The whole group of Red Dead Redemption joke was *chef’s kiss* 🤌🏻💋

  • @MoluskToeCheese
    @MoluskToeCheese Жыл бұрын

    Lol damn dude youre smooth af with the words

  • @theendoftheworld9921
    @theendoftheworld99218 ай бұрын

    "Pocket full of oats" had me fucking dead

  • @slavadenisov1926
    @slavadenisov192611 ай бұрын

    Damn, I just love randomly stumble onto a new awesome comedian on KZread. Gonna be waiting for that special

  • @butchmcporksaw
    @butchmcporksaw Жыл бұрын

    If horses were carnivores there would be no other animals

  • @tbuckley2031

    @tbuckley2031

    Жыл бұрын

    One idiom or phrase or whatever that makes your realize how much we underestimate them “Horsepower”

  • @ghostdogzx-1474
    @ghostdogzx-14744 ай бұрын

    To think he’s doing all of this ad-lab. This dude amazing!

  • @supiferous9739
    @supiferous97398 ай бұрын

    Dude your flow is legendary. I love the tangents.

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas7711 ай бұрын

    I don't think he realized the irony of him saying a horse lived in South Philly 💀

  • @kinkokalikid
    @kinkokalikid Жыл бұрын

    you can find me in the club..clop clop clop clop🤣

  • @MrSForbes83
    @MrSForbes834 ай бұрын

    This guy is the next best gift to comedy ever! I cant wait to see him live and I hope he picks on me 😛this guys a riot.

  • @MisterVyle
    @MisterVyle11 ай бұрын

    this guy is genuinely funnier than anything on netflix/hulu etc.

  • @marklar51423

    @marklar51423

    10 ай бұрын

    You don't watch much of anything, do you? No shame in that, but Bill Burr will crush this guy in a heartbeat. Jim Norton... Patrice O'Neal (rip)... Louis CK... Santino... List... Hinchcliffe... Chapelle Lacy... Theo Von... I'll give this guy credit, for sure. He's funny... but so far it seems he gets material from the crowd and instead of telling funny stories, he just makes fun of people and makes funny references. I'll be listening to more of this guy... any suggestions?

  • @superdopehiphop

    @superdopehiphop

    10 ай бұрын

    @@marklar51423not naming Brian Regan or Sebastian Maniscalco (who at their best the last 20 years def 2 of the best) is suspect. Agree on Chappelle CK Burr O’Neal though.

  • @marklar51423

    @marklar51423

    10 ай бұрын

    @@superdopehiphop can't remember them all... I enjoy them as well!

  • @VittoIB
    @VittoIB7 ай бұрын

    Troy Bond is quickly becoming my new favorite comic.

  • @Shiroiyoru743
    @Shiroiyoru7439 ай бұрын

    "thanks for bringing all those red dead redemption characters" hhahah

  • @call-of-thanos3364
    @call-of-thanos33647 ай бұрын

    Fuckin “Red Dead Redemption characters” lol

  • @3Canibus
    @3Canibus2 ай бұрын

    Dude I am fuggin laughin so hard my throat hurts. There's a good set up to get roasted but it's true. I'm rollin this shit is so fuckin funny.

  • @HDSAce
    @HDSAce Жыл бұрын

    Was awesome hearing you on YKWD, you're gonna blow up man

  • @likelemmyidabasest3882

    @likelemmyidabasest3882

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude IS blowing up, had 19k subs when I subbed, not that long ago really.

  • @Hoodratstuff15
    @Hoodratstuff155 ай бұрын

    I can't stop watching these videos. The comedy is gold and the crowd work is incredible!!!

  • @roodleypoodleydoodley
    @roodleypoodleydoodley4 ай бұрын

    "thank you mom for raising this group of.. red dead redemption characters" 😂😂😂

  • @stayawayunited3744
    @stayawayunited37447 ай бұрын

    Thanks for what you do. This dude makes me feel like I’m back hanging out with my friends while the funniest one keeps everyone else rollin.

  • @zackw.9793
    @zackw.9793 Жыл бұрын

    Loved this show Troy. You killed it. Def come back to Philly soon!!

  • @chadmichael8021
    @chadmichael802111 ай бұрын

    God, $28 to see this guy. I'd love to live in a place where this is possible, instead of the minimum $150NZ to see a decent comedian.

  • @CurrySplice
    @CurrySplice9 ай бұрын

    How much you wanna bet... this guy is going to blow up even more than he is right now. Because I'm pretty sure in the NY comedy scene he's booking like crazy. 6-7 mos he's gonna be big.

  • @Danongorf
    @Danongorf Жыл бұрын

    Incredible flow. Love your humor!

  • @emc555
    @emc55510 ай бұрын

    I'm dying at the 50 cent part... insane how quick with it you are!

  • @xthe.angels.h0rnsx582
    @xthe.angels.h0rnsx5829 ай бұрын

    There's something about seeing comedians laugh their asses off Its like giving a depressed child some ice cream and watching him smile for the first time in a while

  • @davidf6567
    @davidf6567 Жыл бұрын

    I hope KZread or Netflix gives you a special dude is hilarious

  • @theyetti8811

    @theyetti8811

    11 ай бұрын

    How dose you tube give specials?

  • @maphirotron
    @maphirotron Жыл бұрын

    Troy don't need any script. He just needs an audience :D

  • @Mad4400

    @Mad4400

    6 ай бұрын

    I am yet to see him actually tell a joke. All I've seen is audience responses being transformed into "bits" on the fly, and watched hecklers get their asses back to them after he has dissected them with surgical precision. If this is the level of entertainment he can create at a moment's notice, I look forward to seeing something he's previously prepared.

  • @gypsyjengypsydogs9320
    @gypsyjengypsydogs932010 ай бұрын

    The average age of a horse is 25 provided they don't get shot. In case y'all are wondering.

  • @MrThankeesai
    @MrThankeesai Жыл бұрын

    kamala harris sent me

  • @noteworthyinsignificance

    @noteworthyinsignificance

    Жыл бұрын

    Sent you where?

  • @PCGamesAndTek
    @PCGamesAndTek Жыл бұрын

    This is a master class in crowd work.

  • @Nitaa__
    @Nitaa__ Жыл бұрын

    Crowd at Flappers Burbank waiting for you: 👁️👄👁️ Crowd realizing you weren’t gonna make it/spot was shutting down for the night: 💔 Hope to see ya live some day soon!

  • @morgen3369
    @morgen336910 ай бұрын

    "ma'am thank you for raising this whole group of... red dead redemption characters" xD his improv skills are through the roof.

  • @dirtballmcnasty3582
    @dirtballmcnasty358210 ай бұрын

    Shot me in the throat Pocket fulla oats 😅😅😅😅

  • @johncool1
    @johncool16 ай бұрын

    He treats all his patrons like water..he flow with every persons plight or way of life and then he turns the water tap on full blast then he slows it to a snails pace..he has an energetic flow in his comedy which makes troy so special.

  • @johnschroeder548
    @johnschroeder5486 ай бұрын

    This is some of the best crowd work I’ve seen in years. I love it when he realizes he’s gone too far, it doesn’t happen often but I think it shows she genuinely letting his thoughts flow for the audience

  • @maceh8907
    @maceh890710 ай бұрын

    His jokes are so funny my legs shake when I laugh

  • @laney7929
    @laney7929 Жыл бұрын

    Horse girl Torey punching the air right now

  • @ranxceroxcallixte9262
    @ranxceroxcallixte9262 Жыл бұрын

    To be able to come up w/ those responses on the spot was Cool to see. Damn youz sharp. 😆

  • @joey_dice4508

    @joey_dice4508

    10 ай бұрын

    ill be honest i beat him on the 50 cent one, only because someone waas telling me about how they got shot 4 times today and lived lol. but for real he has the best crowd work ive ever seen.

  • @Christmode.
    @Christmode. Жыл бұрын

    *...pocket full of oats...*

  • @negadoge
    @negadoge8 ай бұрын

    I love this guy... there needs to be more.

  • @simonsan5271

    @simonsan5271

    4 ай бұрын

    Thetes a good chance there will be since he does that for a living...

  • @diversemusic1043
    @diversemusic10437 ай бұрын

    ...." I'm about to kills 5 horses in this next joke " !!!! LOLOLL!!! and she say's her horse was shot in the face..!!! LOL !!! ..... love the content man , your awesome !!!!!

  • @jacketyt6992
    @jacketyt699210 ай бұрын

    This is genuinely one of the funniest bits I've ever seen. Brother, I am crying laughing rn.

  • @joey_dice4508
    @joey_dice450810 ай бұрын

    dude you have the best crowd work ive ever seen. props man holy shit. so fucking funny.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Жыл бұрын

    What's your horse's name? Shadow.😂😂😂😂 Fucking perfect!

  • @Shade.85
    @Shade.85 Жыл бұрын

    That race-ist horse probably had it coming 😂

  • @JS-zm7cs
    @JS-zm7cs4 ай бұрын

    The improv of this guy? Why am I just now discovering him??? He should have his own Netflix special.

  • @erikjohnsen3978
    @erikjohnsen397810 ай бұрын

    Your off the cuff sets are the best.

  • @lunnie1648
    @lunnie164811 ай бұрын

    im pretty sure i was searching for hot dominican lesbians on the other site, idk how got here... but im glad i did, this guy is really funny. keep up with the good work man

  • @Nigelrathbone1
    @Nigelrathbone110 ай бұрын

    Troy's best material comes from crowd interaction

  • @Faustvonholle
    @Faustvonholle Жыл бұрын

    Goddamn that was some top notch crowd work

  • @billiereyna7317
    @billiereyna7317 Жыл бұрын

    This was such a funny bit!!😂❤❤😂

  • @joecorleone216
    @joecorleone2169 ай бұрын

    Troy got me dead AF😂😂😂☠️☠️

  • @JakeAdkinsOfficial
    @JakeAdkinsOfficial6 ай бұрын

    Martha- i love you- stewart- love it. 😂

  • @gcsl19
    @gcsl197 ай бұрын

    I've binged watched all your videos, you are unbelievable the best comedian I've watched, the way U handle the crowd is everything, would love see U live, please upload more videos

  • @BederikStorm
    @BederikStorm11 ай бұрын

    That song was fire. With horse noises just on point

  • @Blaine10024
    @Blaine100248 ай бұрын

    "Your horse is the 50 cent of horses." - I almost peed myself LOL

  • @kacydeyoe9764
    @kacydeyoe976410 ай бұрын

    This was one of the funniest 😂 sets i ever seen man wtfff lolll

  • @clintonswaim
    @clintonswaim3 ай бұрын

    As my grandpappy used to say, “Constantly screaming and bullying your audience is comedy!”

  • @schmidbag
    @schmidbag Жыл бұрын

    I'm literally crying

  • @Tech-bv9oj
    @Tech-bv9oj7 ай бұрын

    The best part, "but I still don't fuck with horses" lol

  • @catherineflanagan1587
    @catherineflanagan15877 ай бұрын

    Iv never laughed so mutch in my life .need cheering up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickshamas
    @nickshamas7 ай бұрын

    The comments sections of Troy's videos are like after parties for his shows, some good shit in here 😂❤

  • @HawSnowwhite
    @HawSnowwhite10 ай бұрын

    I picture Troy getting stalked by a horse in the future. He'll just be walking down the dark street,late at night and hear,clop,clop,clop,clop,behind him. Whirling around to look behind him,he sees...nothing. Shrugs it off,keeps walking,clop,clop,clop,close behind him again. Scared,he sees,nothing...now panicking,he yells out, "Shadow is that you?" Silence.....only the Shadow knows!!!MuuuuuHaaaahaaaa!

  • @GarrettsGear
    @GarrettsGear Жыл бұрын

    This shit is incredible

  • @charlesbernier72
    @charlesbernier72 Жыл бұрын

    Good work man, amazing improvising skills !

  • @SophisticatedDogCat
    @SophisticatedDogCat Жыл бұрын

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • @cerealhit555
    @cerealhit5558 ай бұрын

    I'm not into stand up usually but man, this guy is hilarious

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