*disliked *added to favorites

@michaelelliott924

3 жыл бұрын

you know, I had a corolla myself.

It's like a story Michael Scott would write about himself.

@michaelelliott924

3 жыл бұрын

you know, I had a corolla myself.

@SamsungGalaxy-uc7lh

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelelliott924 I know that

@masterprattu

Жыл бұрын

Nonsense. Michael Scott wrote and directed the dunder Mifflin commercial which was actually awesome.

Someone should tell this guy about job applications

@michaelelliott924

3 жыл бұрын

you know, I had a corolla myself.

@xoa

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelelliott924 Yes, I know that.

Car commercials never make any sense, but regardless, this commercial was pretty inspiring for other things. Also, the young guy totally looks like he was made in a computer program.

@williemays2

2 жыл бұрын

Car commercial? WTH, this is an ad for Grindr

This feels like a mass effect cutscene

@hipsterelephant2660

Жыл бұрын

Just as homoerotic too

@jpd466

Жыл бұрын

They move like they are in mass effect

why is this so awkward, jesus

You got here first.

@sdmitch16

8 жыл бұрын

+Kim You will always be my hero and just only for tonight.

@ghdfsfgehgfewfe

4 жыл бұрын

I know that

@hameed

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

yes, i know that.

@mergiemerge1120

4 жыл бұрын

yes, that's...in the book.

I feel like the only way this premise makes sense is if the coffee guy is an obsessive, deranged fan, and the coffee actually is poisonous. He has more in the thermos because he's going to finish it off once he knows that the founder is dead.

@Lunatik21

Жыл бұрын

Okay first off, I love this

@davidl570

Жыл бұрын

@@Lunatik21 Yes, I know that.

@Lunatik21

Жыл бұрын

@@davidl570 because I said it? Is that how you know?

@user-zc8sq3wr9f

2 ай бұрын

@@Lunatik21no becuz it’s in the book

@davidl570

2 ай бұрын

@@user-zc8sq3wr9f Your picture's on the dust jacket.

"Corolla. A car for boot-lickers", the commercial.

@condor2279

3 жыл бұрын

Hasanoid

This must be one of the lamest commercials i have seen in my entire life. And i've seen a lot.

@SamsungGalaxy-uc7lh

3 жыл бұрын

yes, i know that.

Why does it look animated?

@MrCyberboobs

5 жыл бұрын

The actor moves and expresses himself in such awkward ways that its reminiscent of an old mocap performance

@michaelelliott924

3 жыл бұрын

you know, I had a corolla myself.

@showalk

3 жыл бұрын

It is.

When I was in the service

I wanted to be that book

This feels like if you were to listen in on what the people are doing in the medication commercials while the narrator talks about all the ways it could kill you

"I wrote that book " "yessss"

You know, I'm something of a Corolla myself.

So bad that it's good.

The "The Room" of Car Commercials

My Dad wrote that book.

Looks like Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

@andyb3666

Жыл бұрын

So That's the 'service' he was talking about. Now I understand.

Why did this guy have five Toyota corollas that's such a weird way to show that you're rich

I always be that guy

After watching the edit i thought the commercial would be somewhat normal but its almost as fucking nonsensical as the edit lmao

@andyb3666

Жыл бұрын

It's a weird premise, as soon as Mr CEO found out buddy didn't work there, he would've ended the convo.

I know that.

I need an oblivion edit of this

Stalker freak needs a restraining order.

Still watching this in 2022

This made me laugh so hard, thanks Atrioc

It's the guy from that one scene in Silicon Valley

@LucieInChicoCA

4 жыл бұрын

Focus group participant in S2 E6, one of the best scenes in TV history. “Does anyone else think this product is ‘the worst’? Alan, Lisa, Josh, Yonna, Katie, Ramon?”

Blessed Artemis sent me here

Coffee had LSD in it. It was a day to remember.

Oh god why didnt I hand out coffee when I bought a 2013 corrola

This feels like a sterile psa missing the nuances and idiosyncrasies of human communication

this made my girl uncomfortable

My brain hurts

Yes I know that

@superkooper6594

3 жыл бұрын

its in the book

@salttealunii

3 жыл бұрын

@@superkooper6594 Yes I know that

any atriocers?

@white-sock

3 жыл бұрын

is that the really good actor from those computer ads?

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a word

@neocricket9300

2 жыл бұрын

who is atrioc I only know Brandon "Glizzy Hands" Ewing

I know that. It's in the book

This commercial ensured I will never buy a Toyota, ever

Can't decide if the younger guy is CGI-generated or just had a MAJOR Botox job.

Thanks Whattageek

@xoa

3 жыл бұрын

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated wiener dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I! HATE! SAUERKRAUT! That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque

haha lmao

atrioc

lmao

Toyota created one of the greatest commercials of all time

what a garbage commercial