Toy Machine Vaccine
"Toy Machine Vaccine" - Video number 8 from Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company.
Starring: Axel Cruysberghs, Dashawn Jordan, Daniel Lutheran, Leo Romero, Blake Carpenter, Jeremy Leabres, CJ Collins, Myles Willard, Braden Hoban and Matt Bennett.
Directed and Edited by - Don Luong
WARNING: This video will trigger a massive orgasm in your brain, launching a SCUD missile of microaggressions on the few brain cells you have left. Good luck avoiding the Toy Machine squirting its vaccine all over your eyeballs inoculating you from making stupid choices in the future such as buying a deck that is not a Toy Machine.
Side effects may include: Tenderness at inflection site, anaphylaxis of the scrote, corrosion of cognition, constipation of democracy, bloodshot eyes, diarrhea of the medulla oblongata, intellect stupefaction, lung oyster leakage, blurred vision, dry mouth, legs, perturbed pudendum, conspiracy gullibility simplex 2, inflation of anxiety, general aggrandizement, ego grift, burgeoning capability, death postponement, aptitude enlargement, skill hike, soul crisping. Some people have shown a tendency towards becoming a lummox, as well as having their corpuscles become corpulent. See a doctor immediately if you experience rectal prolapse, summiting and/or flag planting at the peak of your mons pubis, or if your pet has started distancing itself from you. These could be signs of the impending Rapture, looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten, or just a general addiction to the most powerful drug on planet earth: Skateboarding.
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Dude literally grinded around that disk like he was playing THPS 🤯🤯🤯
@Kenemw
3 жыл бұрын
that's a fact
@c9hr0ni4c
3 жыл бұрын
fr, Hoban is a beast. Ring around the Rosie but no fall down lol
@MikeRawbertson
3 жыл бұрын
got me runnin in a cycalone
@noahdoerksen1908
3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeRawbertson this is the funniest THPS joke I’ve ever read
@derfmode
3 жыл бұрын
He was using cheat codes for sure
Hoban, Dashawn. And that ONE RANDOM ASIAN KID WHO HARDFLIPPED THE MASSIVE SET IN THE MIDDLE AND HAD NO OTHER CLIPS
@robertcarranza7188
3 жыл бұрын
This is true!!!
@d_isaac21
3 жыл бұрын
ikeda throws down at all the comps
@DFunct905
3 жыл бұрын
I almost like how he’s mysterious. I should mention The little black kid with the fro shows a lot of potential.
@d_isaac21
3 жыл бұрын
@@DFunct905 jay is killer
@GettingHyphy
3 жыл бұрын
Man for real, that hardflip was sick haha
Dashawn is DANGEROUS. My God, whole part was enders. But I gotta give it to Braden Hoban for surprising me with one of the best parts/enders i've seen!
@liamstallingz6374
3 жыл бұрын
what happened bud
@fingerboardboi4382
3 жыл бұрын
ayo when u gonna post
@theramplocal
3 жыл бұрын
Dashawns part is bonkers
@fhhu3167
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God amazing
@eliasdc3201
3 жыл бұрын
he’s wearing all the dunk lows in the world
Dashawn just uplifted Toy Machine into space with this one! 🪐🚀
@r.a.wrcfootage5511
3 жыл бұрын
That was smooth as fuck!
@tywest84
3 жыл бұрын
The whole part was crazy. Most seemed not humanely possible. Easily one of my new favorite skaters. Not even close. Straight ripped.
@VV-do3fw
3 жыл бұрын
Yes just what tm needed
@gratefuldrifter6588
10 ай бұрын
yeah bro hes dope,or dope is him,dope is just how ed brainwashed him to hook up with the true cult toymachine,i dont think its been brainwashed but yeah same thing there brains have been wasshed ,like been cleased.ive been followeR most of my life.just like a class a + fuKed up good drug,in the vein toy machine will take our $$$$$$$$$$$$$ but we will be taken to the promised land,hail father ED, HE IS THE TRUE CRIMINAL CULT. .PEACE AND RESPECT TO YOU AND OUR CULT MY BRO.........☠💯%KEEP THE FAITH
Dashawn Jordan and Braden Hoban are both on the team now? Sick.
@domesticatedsk8r40
3 жыл бұрын
hes tha best
@danielwellner7004
3 жыл бұрын
Who did Dashawn skate for before the whole Business and Company thing? When he was crushing the SLS events?
@domesticatedsk8r40
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielwellner7004 buisness and company! mj's board company
@johnrodriguez4904
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielwellner7004 He was one of the original SOVRN Ams, with Alex Midler
@kanecoggins2127
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielwellner7004 He was Flowed with Element before sovrn
Dashawn absolutely killed it! Stoked to see him on the team
@charlesbanks3333
3 жыл бұрын
ive never heard of him before? whered he come from
@DAVAND23
3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesbanks3333 He used to ride for Business & Co
@colefoudy1889
3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesbanks3333 he’s from Phx, AZ!
@edreanbaybayan6400
3 жыл бұрын
He was on the team before
@MikeRawbertson
3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesbanks3333 was on Marc Johnson's company for a bit. he was doing well in all the contests. laser heel down hollywood high 16
Dshawn Part can be in SOTY candidate 🔥
@Jonmids
3 жыл бұрын
This part was really nick trapasso suffer the joyesque so similar and so good
@qrs8705
3 жыл бұрын
Had to pick my jaw up off the floor after his opener, and it got better?!? 🤯🤯
@doomsurfer9861
3 жыл бұрын
@@qrs8705 the overcrook grind in the kink gives me chills!
@doomsurfer9861
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jonmids yes yes! the style + music is the vibe
@qrs8705
3 жыл бұрын
@@doomsurfer9861 Right?! Smooth as butter too
Braden Hoban is one of the most underrated skaters right now
@scottc2276
3 жыл бұрын
Haha I jumped on my phone to say something similar, I have never heard of him. It's not like I skate anymore but sheesh. Hes money!!! Dashawn is super dope to.
@galvanizedgnome
3 жыл бұрын
Holdin Tudix blows him away
@scottc2276
3 жыл бұрын
@@galvanizedgnome I prefer to just hold my own ; )
@marissac870
3 жыл бұрын
Marcel martinez. Chris cope. Those two
@laucops198
3 жыл бұрын
Insane balance. Never seen a guy taking as much speed during a 50-50 as he does at 5:50. And let's not talk about 7:10.
Wow. Ed always finds a way. Fckng incredible.
@gordoreo8039
3 жыл бұрын
Ed sheeran 😎
@euminkong
3 жыл бұрын
It is like BAM and Kerry Getz Mike Maldanado vibes again
@robertoanguianojr
3 жыл бұрын
@@euminkong *Satva, Donny,B.A. ,Jaime Thomas, and Maldonado vibes
@Jensocunt
3 жыл бұрын
No
@technofaza
3 жыл бұрын
@@robertoanguianojr does not compare
Not to sound like a psycho but Dashawns part was literally one of the best parts in the last 15 years...like holy fuck that dude can skate
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
No it was beautiful
@user-zu4dw5lk6u
3 жыл бұрын
The music was legit af.
@stevejones8550
3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking. Skating has just gotten insane over the last 10 years. Every few parts, I think damn that's the best part I've seen. T puds(big bang), p rod(me myself and I), nyjah had a few, even Smith had a few, chase Webb, Tiago, carlor ribeiro, Trent McClung and several other people/parts are in the category of " best part I've ever seen". Just added dashawn to the list.
@drinkmoreagua8984
3 жыл бұрын
no that's is super valid
@itisjustacomment
3 жыл бұрын
Better than Milton demolition part or Mark Suciu verso part? I disagree I've seen better in the last 10 years.
😂😂 yo everyone’s reaction at Dashwan’s ender was so good!
@josephnicolaus8238
3 жыл бұрын
He really ended it all
@jeffwithers9886
3 жыл бұрын
which one
@user26912
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffwithers9886 @12:08
The O faces all the kids make on Dashawn's ender is priceless
@zaynekat7439
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bradley was one of em
@breditts
3 жыл бұрын
@@zaynekat7439 haha I didn't even notice that, KB makes it even better
@ianross9738
3 жыл бұрын
That was sweet hahaha
@DFunct905
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I actually liked a few other tricks more, but the overall scene made it the perfect ender.
@audreyhepburn8822
3 жыл бұрын
their lives are all downhill after that. nothing will ever compare
I cried during Dashawns part it’s beautiful
@paulgranthon3301
3 жыл бұрын
Word
Whole team absolutely killed it! Dashawn shut it down with a part full of enders 😵
@gratefuldrifter6588
10 ай бұрын
Dope as man,fuck he has been brainwashed,hail father ed,this cult rules us,ed is a greedy pig,but i hail ed we must give all $$$$ to him,he is the chosen 1,hail father ED.TAKE CARE MY BRO AND SPREAD THE MSG .ILL SEE U WHEN WE GET THERE
0:00 Intro 0:33 Blake Carpenter 1:00 Jeremy Leabres 1:26 Daniel Lutheran 1:39 Leo Romero 2:03 CJ Collins 2:41 Matt Bennett 2:47 Myles Willard 3:27 Axel Cruysberghs 4:39 Braden Hoban Ring around the poolsie 7:11 7:29 Georgia Martin 7:56 Daiki Ikeda 8:10 Susie Heath 8:27 Jay Richards 9:06 Dashawn Jordan 12:26 Credits
@jbean9021
3 жыл бұрын
Good job. I wasn’t a short part video guy but this video was undeniably amazing. Ed strikes again.
@halunke7467
3 жыл бұрын
ty
@damiawasabi
3 жыл бұрын
and Collin??
@thatsisjustcrazy8187
3 жыл бұрын
@@damiawasabi I don't think he's in it.
@damiawasabi
3 жыл бұрын
@@thatsisjustcrazy8187 Deathwish?
Daiki’s hardflip was insane 🥵
I hope Dashawn has finally found a home with Toy. Crazy how much he’s bounced around the last few years, but dude deserves to settle in somewhere. Stoked for him.
@danielwellner7004
3 жыл бұрын
Where was he before Business and company? I dont think i wver heard of him riding for a company?
@mirraco323
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielwellner7004 He rode for Sovrn and Real before B&C.
Braden and Dashawn... no words... just fucking wow... The flow kids are really dope too. That impossible by Georgia was so sick.
Braden Hoban really threw a 15-flat-15 double kink grind in the middle of his part like w/e
@AlexNiedt
3 жыл бұрын
Right?? I was hoping for a second and third angle of that one
Dashawn Jordan, ladies and gentlemen
i think i audibly gasped at every one of Dashawn's tricks. holy fuck what a part
@exactlywhatisaid
3 жыл бұрын
1st trick lazerflip backlip right out the gate like what the fuck
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
That's how it should be!
@tingle2958
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasongraham4425 says who? Not every part can be that incredible
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
@@tingle2958 no I think that's the point buddy
@tingle2958
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasongraham4425 so parts that aren't chock full of enders are pointless?
immediately bought Dashawn's board after this
When the first trick in your part is a fucking laser flip back lip down a 10, you know it's gonna be a doozy!
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
FIRST
Dashawn is so so skilled, super happy for him
Toy Machine always comin with the best soundtracks
@DARTHKNOWS76
3 жыл бұрын
Dude Facts found some good new music
I always knew Dashawn was insanely good but this new footy surpasses that. Still trippin on that back overcrook through the kinked rail.
Dashawn with the trappaso vibe like it, hard flips, 360 kick flips , music killed it
I had to watch back like every single clip of Dashawn like 10 times to even comprehend what he did... holy fuck dude. everyone killed it, but Dashawn is officially immortalized.
@jasongraham4425
3 жыл бұрын
With ease too. Reminds me of a modern, more technical version antwaun dixon lol dude had steez and barely moved a fucking muscle!
I literally had to paused Braden part for a moment cause I just couldn’t handle it, too much bangers!
@AlexNiedt
3 жыл бұрын
I was rewinding tricks multiple times and wishing for multiple angles and slow-mo on half of it, haha
@ashxc
3 жыл бұрын
@@henskate1010 Dashawn...
The back over crook on Dana Hills double kink is absolutely insane 💀
Jordan and Hoban CRUSHED IT! Whole team is tight, but come on folks
Im just now realizing that Dashawn style is very similar to Koston in his prime but the upgraded version. No wonder hes my current favorite
everybody gangsta till the man goes switch hardflip on big stairs
@graalcloud
3 жыл бұрын
That was probably the best trick in the video, which is saying a lot. I probably woke my whole house up.
Seeing Richards slap his toy tee after that fs flip really made me smile. Good pick up Ed. He's got a bright future with ya'll. Loyal pawn til I'm six feet deep.
That kid Jay Richards looks amazing at his age. Also Dashawn is just incredible wtf
Dashawn Jordan’s part is UNREAL. Wow
Dashawn is literally one of the TOP 5 best skaters in the world right now..
@cardoantonio3942
3 жыл бұрын
Correction: You meant to say of all time. I knew what you meant though😏
@andrewstendahl36
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, at SLS Dashawn kept trying to slide up that handrail, not only did he blow off his score and all his runs
I love that Toy Machine stays so consistent in style for so many years. Much respect!
@havalinachiel7694
Жыл бұрын
that ´s what I also thought , I think one of the first skate vids I watcher was that Toy Machine welcome to hell - the one with that flower opener right before that slam session . I also like how the ending somewhat gets that special vibe , clumsy with all of these little hints like " postponement of premature death " - this quite adds to the quality of their stuff . a many thx
I'm old now and had no idea Toy Machine still rips this hard. Hell yeah Ed and co.!
Nice video guys! Toy machine forever...
Dashawn's tricks are so clean that make me wanna cry.
That ending was amazing. Dashawn jordan 👏🏽
My favorite Toy Machine offering in years - skating was incredible, what a team ❤️
Hype for Dashawn! Whatever happened with Business and Company, it at least seems amicable. I felt like he was skating B&C boards for a little less than half the part. That means they at some point released his footage to go to Toy. That's how it should be
@sylvain7719
3 жыл бұрын
so bitter sweet to see all the business boards in this part!
"looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten"
Houston Texas very own Jay Richards 8:30!!!!🌟🤞🏾
@eshrug
3 жыл бұрын
ripper!!
U already know but.. Dashawns part waas soooo clean! Maybe the cleanest ive seen in years!
Now this is how you introduce someone to a team
Love how Dashawns part had that similar music and vibe to Nick Trapassos part long ago.
@GettingHyphy
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same!
@robinabrams6056
3 жыл бұрын
@@GettingHyphyall I could think watching it lol
@jaredhonusankrom
3 жыл бұрын
Spongebob did it first
@jonathanfryer9497
2 жыл бұрын
@@jaredhonusankrom Underrated comment. That cracked me up
Mind blowing, braden and dashawn just tore it down
watching this everyday for the rest of 2021
omg dashawn jordan's part was so beautiful
I love how the team is getting diverse, blending different personalities and styles under the same roof. All in all is skateboarding that counts and I do love Dashawn Jordan clean steez
@DFunct905
3 жыл бұрын
? When wasn’t it diverse? Toy Machine have always had tech guys and gnar guys, park skaters.
@maxmameli
3 жыл бұрын
@@DFunct905 not by accient I put personalities before styles: to me Dashawn and Daniel Lu don't have much in common. Thanks for taking time to try to put me in shame, son
@DFunct905
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxmameli chill bro. I wasn’t sure what you meant by diversity. ✌🏻
@maxmameli
3 жыл бұрын
@@DFunct905 it's all good, I'm not the best when it comes to explain in peace, I tend to be that guy that I'm really not, if I made myself clear. I am chilling. Take care Dox. Peace
Amazing Dashawn part !!!
This is the first I’m ever seeing of Dashawn and GOD DAMN!!!! I’ve never seen ANYONE skate like this!! Holy fuck I’m not worthy
Dashawn's Back-Overkrook GOAT
10:38 Dashawn making me feel some type of way with that buttery treflip nose manual 🤧
One of the best full lengths in the past 2 years! Propz Toy Machine & Crew!
12:14 is the most hilarious reaction sequence for an ender. all of those kids are in different dimensions. so sorry for those who missed it but glad they were there
Best video part since Deathwish: Uncrossed
Never heard of Braden Hoban but got my attention now. Sick part and sick style.
Really loving the animation included in with the tricks !
9:22 Dashawn's part was legendary and the music was Epic...one of the best music skate clips i have ever seen and heard, Props to the whole team though :)
@boyahode
3 жыл бұрын
do you know the song?
@mehbkz
3 жыл бұрын
@@boyahode Not even Shazaam could find it :o
@chap5674
2 жыл бұрын
@@mehbkz yeah i tried to shazam it too couldn’t find it
@PistolSwitches
5 ай бұрын
the lone wranglers - lover's luau. it's only found on a pay-for-use site.@@chap5674
@PistolSwitches
5 ай бұрын
the lone wranglers - lover's luau@@mehbkz
Dashawn’s part was everything & more.
JAY RICHARDS IS STRAIGHT HEAT !!!!! THE KID IS INSANE 🤯🔥🔥
Imagine doing a trick down that 5 stair and then seeing Dashawn Jordan get pulled on a motorcycle and doing a front slide flip up it.
The red spaced out rails was mind melting.
You CANNOT go wrong with Toy Machine
7:11 had me jaws on the floor. Twice around the merry go around. WOW! 😯
Shout out to Blake Carpenter. Waiting for that 🔥🔥🔥 to drop!!!
I want to show love to the whole team but Dashawn Jordan actually had me emotional at the end of this video. 🐐
At 7:11 I love the round-n-round 50-50.
About time Toy add some flavor to the team!
Dashawn is a great addition to the team. 🔥
Just when I thought skating was closing in on its peak of savagery, dashawn comes through! That was absolutely mind melting.
Dashawn…good god that part was insane
I need to pause and read Ed's subliminal messages now.
@JrJayOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Don Luong's messages*
@matthewrzeszutko5601
3 жыл бұрын
Oh man I was certain Ed was behind all that madness all these years, like in the ads too...
@xxxxxxxxxx9188
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewrzeszutko5601 he has been all these years, I can’t honestly speak for this video but Ed’s been doing that shit since Welcome To Hell
Incredible but damn. Just show billy’s face at least.
Dashawn is unreal. Why didn't I see Marc Johnson's name in the thank you credit?!?!?!
I’ve never had a last trick leave me so speechless 😳
That was extremely cool. Thanks for vaccinating mee 😎
I was grinning like an asshole the whole video. They all fuckin' killed it!
Dashawn’s part made me cry , what a part!
Its quite ironic that Dashawn went the craziest but had the chillest music
This video has everything from a Daiso in America to a 7-Eleven that says Santa Monica in Japan
Without a doubt....DASHAWN for SOTY 2021!
Dashawn is a mad mad man, whole video is amazing!
Braden just hit a kickflip backside noseblunt on the recreated hubba hubba ledge right in Kostons face. It was beautiful.
Everyone here is so dope and Dashawn Jordan really killed it!
Dashawn Jordan that was amazing G congrats on getting on Toy Machine good luck at the Olympics G.
Considering how short this video was it was heavy especially Dashawns part. Would love to see a full length Toy Machine video in the near future.
Thank you Ed! Thank You Skateboarding. All hail the Toy Machine. Matt Bennett, HellzYeah.
Dashawn holding it down for AZ!!! WE FUCKING LOVE YOU BRO!!!!!!!
I dig the callback to Suffer the Joy where the person with the laid back style absolutely blows your mind to Hawaiian slide guitar music
I haven't listened to *the evens* in FOREVER . Good video, Deshawn is monster .
dashawn’s part was too good. 🔥
Bruh!!! That guy that was freaking good is freaking GOOD!!!
Dashawn is next level. I find it crazy that no matter what era of Toy Machine you look at the team has always been super well rounded and solid. You look back and he has had so many absolute legends on the team. Brian Anderson, Jamie Thomas, Chad Muska, Elissa Steamer, BAM, Billy Marks. Statistically speaking... one of the dudes in this video will launch their own deck company and again be solidified in Skateboard History as a legend. My guess is it will be Dashawn Jordan.
Toy Machine has such a well-defined identity and image. It's ironic bc Ed is so antiestablishment, but Toy riders, gear, footage, art etc, is instantly recognizable. Toy has become synonymous with true skateboarding.
Dashawn Jordan defies gravity in every clip