Bunch of new dates added: chrisdelia.com/tour

@doodahman2995

7 ай бұрын

When ya coming to CT? I know it sux. But we'd love to see ya.

Love tour reports. So entertaining and funny as hell. Literally have watched every single one.

The dance battle was hilarious and then “you’re supposed to be showing me a song” killed me 😂😂😂

this might be my fav tour report. The only thing it was missing was a robot bit, but the finger battle made up for it 💀

One of the best comedians in the world .. love from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@septimusaurelius7881

7 ай бұрын

That love's not getting reciprocated unless you're either a passed out drunk girl or a teenager

@mansourelhajj9968

7 ай бұрын

@@septimusaurelius7881bro what 😂😂😂😂😂

@jimmychoo1198

7 ай бұрын

@@septimusaurelius7881 wtf 😂😂 lol

The finger dance off was fkn hilarious

Finger breakdance battle 🤣 I needed that, thank you ❤

Can not wait until you come back. You absolutely killed it!!!

love the tour reports AND your coffee reviews!

So great every part of this vlog was better than the last

I was there! Great show. Even got an autographed hat! Can't wait for the next show. ✌

I frinking love these tour reports! ❤

@zaneedmondson1814

7 ай бұрын

Frinking😂

Me and the hubs last date night. Thanks for the great show!

Hello kitty had a show and the theme song said "hello kitty, play with us today" or something along those lines

DETROIT GANG

You should have titled this video “Hello Kitty had an ABORTION” 😂😂😂💀💀💀 literally 😩

honestly it would have been so lit to see chris actually go to that wedding

Detroit represent!!

From Google Search : How old is Hello Kitty? around 48 years old According to Sanrio, Hello Kitty was born in 1974, making her around 48 years old. However, in the series, she's a 3rd-grade student, which puts her at about 8 to 9 years old. As a 3rd-grade student, she loves to bake cookies, play the piano, and make friends.

Hell yeah brotha

NGL good argument that Hello Kitty isn’t as big haha

@GKTorn.

7 ай бұрын

ngl i lowkey hope you get rizz diarrhea for saying ngl no cap eat my shorts kawabunga

@MADPoltergeist

7 ай бұрын

Not in the states. I would say Hello Kitty and DBZ are about equal in Japan. Which I know the argument was which one was bigger in America

Chris is on fire this week. Your pod yesterday was hilarious! fast talking and thinking and sht. I love it!

@solidusmusique

7 ай бұрын

Y’gah’boyf?

@Enriiquegomez

7 ай бұрын

@@solidusmusiqueThanks for letting me borrow your beach front house for the week man I really appreciate it!

@solidusmusique

7 ай бұрын

@@Enriiquegomez s’all’gud’cudi

I dig his stage shirt!!!

Yes I’m in this - girl getting the book signed! Cool to hear how Denny & Lou Lou thought it was an amazing show and lots of new stuff in there. Testing it out in the D!

@totalSLACK

7 ай бұрын

I didn't understand what was going on with the book thing.. so that book used to be Kristen's?.. and she signed it for Chris? then YOU got it?... i still have no idea wtf happened here today.

@Colleen313

7 ай бұрын

She started an online book club and that was her first book she chose to read. So I had him sign it

@totalSLACK

7 ай бұрын

@@Colleen313 oh snap, that's right, the online book club thing.. thanks! funny story, how was the book?

@Colleen313

7 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@totalSLACK It was good - Lighter by Yung Pueblo - dude has a big IG following. Inspirational, self reflection kind of stuff..if you are into that 😬

Damnit missed ya in van BC

I’ve watched many debates, from Jordan Petersen vs Sam Harris, to Matt Tiabi vs Malcom Gladwell… The DBZ debate is one of the best arguments I’ve ever watched on KZread. Sorry to say, D’Elia lost.

I've missed these.

Big Aries energy! My man is the same way he HAS to be right and if you’re getting irritate he digs in it’s fun for him lol

Please for the love of god please put the songs you use in the description or link them. They so fire🔥

Wow that’s so cool that you tried harder in Detroit than you did when you came to Wichita. Love you Chris

@ChrisDEliaOfficial

7 ай бұрын

Bro you're crazy. Wichita was one of my fav shows all tour

FOKIN love this shit

Bout time thought you moved to mars!

Denny is so wrong!! You can know what something is without knowing anything about it. I just asked my 8 year old daughter if she knew what Dragonball Z is and she said yes, she doesn’t know what super saiyan is.

🍻CHEERS

Massoniiiiic!! come back tocleveland.

That Milk and Honey place is actually in Cleveland though

That hand dance skit shit was fucking hilarious

This show was amazing. Life rips

"According to Sanrio, Hello Kitty was born in 1974, making her around 48 years old. However, in the series, she's a 3rd-grade student, which puts her at about 8 to 9 years old."

There is no possible way on earth that dbz is more popular than hello kitty

Damn wish I could’ve made it

Bumpin EPMD and finger moonwalkin is content at its purest

Not the Glizzy Yum Yum 😂

I love that since being cancelled; Chris hasn't changed from being the complete asshxle, he always was. Just be you. Release merch with 'god' on it. This is who you've always been. It's awesome. Being yourself RIPS.

Why we gotta wait so long for the tour reports now?

Denny is so great

That shirt thooooo'🦚

2:01 well this is just proof that this is Chris’s world and we just living in it. 😂

At 6:00 I’d be playing Homicide all vlog 😂

Hey how about how only one of Cal’s tube mans turned on!! I brought one to Chris in Hamilton, and he said I was the only one who included a battery lmao GOTTA BE MINE

He's exhausting

I'm a fan of Chris (The Romantic Jaguar). I'm a fan of Dragon Ball. Chris doesn't have the patience to sit and watch an anime. As much as I love him, on Lifeline he talks about things getting boring too soon.

how did chris entertain me with finger dancing?

I’ve got a 4 year old girl. Ask me ANYTHING about Hello Kitty. I bet I have the answer. Lmao.

When u mentioned nurse blake i had to look him up. Now i regret it. Ehhhh'Sa'aGay

Chris didn't see that kamehamehaming

I wouldn't go to your wedding anyway 😂. They had balls for inviting him tho

Early gang

We gotta get Denny and Chris to play smash bros

Dude, giving Chris a wedding invite just shows you don’t know or understand him at all and there fore aren’t true babies…s’disrespectful.

@melissak8892

7 ай бұрын

Yeah. I hate this phrase, but "fake fans" certainly applies.

God damnit, did someone from Pittsburgh or Cleveland fugg up and ruin the tour report for those cities?

Hello kitty isn’t a kitty

How do people know about The wacky inflatable tubeman but don't know that you've gotten 15 of them already? Hey watch some tour reports

Post another Callen duo

The only dork is the one arguing about cartoons lol

Why does the dragon ball z dude have large dust in his afro?

Hello kitty is not a cat

Skipped Cleveland lol there was an obnoxious laughing lady that no comedian addressed it was that bad lol

D’Elia and Shultz are the best comics performing today in my opinion. Legends excluded obviously.

@reemz520

7 ай бұрын

They're my top two as well!

Got tired of the Dragon Ball Z/Hello Kitty argument, so fast forwarded two minutes...and they're n a car arguing about Dragon Ball Z/Hello Kitty.

Dragon ball z is soo big lol from my 64 year old co worker to my gf who knows nothing knows dragon ball z 😂👍🏼🇺🇸

I’m sorry, but when Chris started pissin’ out his fingers I lost it 😂 I mean the sodomy at the end was wild but whaaatever LIFE RIPS!

Dude wore blue shirt with blue jeans

Chris was so wrong about DBZ smh

Makes me a little angry that BOTH of those sandwiches are unwrapped. Pick a sandwich, finish - unwrap the other - finish.

Danny wins lol

Wtf is in Denny’s hair

@modruliner245

7 ай бұрын

Chris’ man gravy

@user-ve5eu2es1d

7 ай бұрын

to be fair, wtf is chris' hair?

I dont know how old denny is but is he actually talking about dbz or dragon ball super? Because the younger generation always refers to super as dbz when theyre two completely different things which is just something thats annoying is all because dbz is legendary and super is garbage.. Also not everyone thats knows what dbz is knows anything about it.. My mom and dad would buy me dbz shirts, posters and videos when i was a kid and i guarantee they dont know what a fuking super sayain is lol

Rename the tour report- “Two grown men argue over nothing for MINUTES”

Love you Chris but your friend Denny is very obnoxious

Can't wait until Calvin announces his tour dates when he gets older.

Hey why does the black guy have dryer lint in his hair?!