As a village chief who had his village destroyed by Romans I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Evil romans moment

“Too bad the Gauls didn’t want our grain. The guild of millers use only the finest grains. True Roman Bread for True Romans” - the Guild of Millers

ah yes less than a minute in the video and dinostan is already shouting obsenities, this man was broken by ai's backcaping

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

The more you fight ai, the more you become them

I see why Caesar wanted to take over Gaul. Since Gaul was green and he needed his greens for his soon to be made famous Caesar salad.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

thats the lore that many are afraid to know

start of campaign: Dinios Stanius- "I want head shots", guys on the frontline- "go for their belly, no fancy headshots". towards the end Dinios' men hold the line and secure enemy clothes without needing instruction. the epic line that concludes this character arc "I conquer people for dopamine"

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Greatest arc in anime

As a Veteran of the Gallic wars I can confirm that this is 100% Historically accurate

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

thank you for your service

I remember when Caesar Caesared in Gaul, it was truly a gamer moment. I was there.

Caesar does a little trolling in gaul

"I do not pertake in slavery. Im just a business man" - Dinus Stanius,on his way to sell slaves

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Its all about hustling

I just wanna say that what Dinostan said about the gnome and troll areas in Sweden and Norway is 100% true, I live right by a lake with 4 islands the smallest of which is a dead troll and the second smallest is a gnome area

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I wish to document them

@reallyFrogman

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Relations are tense since the island my great grandfather put them on was almost entirely populated by fire ants and an angry hawk but I will ask them in the summer when the ice melts.

if only Agent Schrader spent some time on reading about the case of Agent Caesar, he' know that he would be betrayed by his own family. What a shame, At least you Mr. Stan teach us, about these type of History.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I spread the hidden lore

Thanks For these amazing vids Dinostan! Keep making them!!

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Will do my brother 🙏 🤠

Citizen, the Qin campaign mod order has yet to be fulfilled. Only by civilizing Persia with cho ku nus can you maintain positive social score!

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I forgot about that mod lmao yeah soon I can do it, I have some videos pre recorded while on vacation atm

Your videos are something I didn't know i needed

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Happy to be of service

I found your channel just when I got back to Rome 2 and it’s amazing

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

thanks king, have fun playing too 😎

@Liakos953

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Thanks! Currently doing a Seleucid campaign. Hope you play them sometime too

As a French, our equivalent of the Blair Witch Project is called Gevaudan forest, with a medieval cryptid which could be described as a werewolf and today people told that they have seen a wild cougar killing their horses/dogs By the way we are witnessing the return of wolves so farmers are pissed of their attack on cattles

@Dino_Stan

Ай бұрын

I saw the new wolf map of Italy lmao I can only imagine what it looks like for France

Bro this is the first video of yours to pop up in my feed in a while. KZread tryna keep me from my addiction. Ready for a baller ass video bro

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

They hate the rome 2 grind

Romans in paris 😳😳

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

who was in gaul?

"I need to know that I've done one thing right in my life." -The Whale Vercingetorix

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Classic line

Well mister dino the mood on this one was just right

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

😎 thanks

Fuck yeah! I've been waiting for him to say my name

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

😎

If Dino would suddenly be teleported to the moment when Vercingetorix surrendered to Caesar it would went down something like this: Dino: What the hell Caesar: Quae est infernum Vercingetorix: Que diable

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

thats a movie for the ages

How To Be SUS In The Game 1. Be Any Faction You Like 2. Act Innocent To Your Enemys 3. Trust The Allies To Smack Them 4. If You Act Innocent With Your Allies They Will Cancel The Allience With You 5. THINGS THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN THAT I AM FILLED WITH SHIT 6. Shame The Suebians 7. Do Not Act M!rder With Masilia 8. If You Have Done The Campagn Do IT Again To An Other Campagn 9. CHOOSE Rome In Empire Divided ( I Know You Was In " Aurelian Is OP " ) 10. Mauretania And Britania Act SUS With Gallic Rome So Avoid Britannia. 11. Choose Any Legionaries 12. Do Not Act Weird With Lusitania!! 13. Mauri Wants To Be SUS With You:) 14. If Lakhmids Wants To Be SUS With You, You Must Let Him To Be SUS With You 15. If You Got Victory, Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. If You Are Sassanids, That Means You Need SUS Aswran With Sakastan And Dahae 17. Dahae Are Innocents So You Better Watch Out Watch Out Dino

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Sus guide

@takako_kit82

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Yep

The three stooges in "Caeser's humble visit to Gaul"

I can't help but imagined that Dinostan attacked Suebi out of great shame and one of the barbarians was like TRAITOW UWU! As for the hex, it kicks the furry out you to go to the Rome-Zone

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

my soul is at last free

Total War cutscenes go *so hard*

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

the world needs more of them

8:38 Ah, a man of culture.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

HE WAS A CONSUL of ROME

Caeser in Gaul? What, was he too good for salad?

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

This was how salad was created

certified gaul classic

As Asterix, i think Caesar is quite a rad lad!

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Character development

Sometimes i think about the Siege of Carthage that was shown for Rome 2's promo and still get salty

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I still think about what couldve been

Dino repents by destroying the Suebi, ensuring passage to Jannah.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Bless up

This greener then the og babby killer kush🙏

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

og gamers

Lappland is reserved for Gnomes but the Samis invaded

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

give it back to the gnomes!!!!!!!!

The Gallic Holocaust was truly one of history's first and most notorious heated gamer moments. Caesar tried to apologize for his actions on that fateful bridge battle, but the Senate eventually cancelled him anyway.

Martha Washington was a freak

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Baneposting in 2023 is blessed

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

i keep it real

wth is this channel and why do you play exactly like me? And by that i mean talking/chanting to myself insanely. 10/10 soobed

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

same wave length we share

You was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't get enough

Gaul is like france before the french so i dont really hate them but i personally find that anyone in Italy that is not the romans more then gaul

Did my first ever Nervii campaign in Caesar in Gaul just to see what it was like. Beat it in 2 hours. Heavily underwhelming. Rome is the true experience.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

It's a very fast campaign lmfao

@Bubinni

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Let's see a Last Romans experience. With the dreaded Atilla and Mongolian throat singing.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

It's recorded will release soon 😎

@Bubinni

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan Oh, this will be good

Young man i think its time you take a trip back down to AppleBees your soldier's need you!

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

They call for me

Stan take the gnomepill

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Real

dino is the goat

Fun fact, this DLC and FNV is why I dedicated like 12 years of my life to Gaius Julius Caesar, from my funny smile app to my steam account. And no I never even played the dlc until recently cuz my computer was trash and I could only play Rome 1 (suck it nerds I avoided Rome 2 being trash)

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

the dlc had some good art work i cant blame

'i dont like to think, i like to collect dopamine' based

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I'm a simple creature

Caesars in Paris

*Yoda scream

Good job

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

😎 thanks

3am im here!

0:35 still wouldn’t describe Rome 2 as good per say, but it’s become fun in its own ways. At this point my problems with it lie more in its legacy (changing the province system and blah blah blah) than anything.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I like rome 2 now, but man wish they just improved off shogun 2

I didn't see you conquer a little village in Brittany!

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I forgor

Gaul First Meet With Rome Rome:Phewwwww ???:Hey You! Rome:Who Are You? ???:I Am Senones? Rome:Tell Me...Senones... Why You Are Attacking Me? Senones:Uh... Helvetii:Senones! HELP! Senones: Helvetii, I Cant Help You. Helvetii:Why? Senones:Not Ur Buisness. Vocontii: Ey Rome. Rome:Vocontii? Vocontii: Julius Caesar Ruless!!!! Rome:Uhm.. Thanks? Vocontii: Your Welcome, Caesar Part 2 Nervii And Rome: God Buisness. Gaul:The F1ck Is The Matter? Rome: Nothing, I Gotta Go, Gaul:Why? Bruh Iam Bored Typing, Byeee😊😊

@takako_kit82

Жыл бұрын

UH.....

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Byeee king, 😎 I read it all

@MelodyAndKitsune

Жыл бұрын

​@@Dino_Stan Tysm!!

@takako_kit82

Жыл бұрын

@@MelodyAndKitsune good Story:)

@MelodyAndKitsune

Жыл бұрын

​@@takako_kit82 Tyyyyy!!!!!!♥️♥️

2160p video? Dinostan on the vip deluxe KZreadr game

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I found the secret

To bad the Gauls couldn't kick those barbarian Romans out

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

The feys let the Romans in

@GamingKnight0820

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan I was one of the germanics that snuck into gaul, L place tbh

Where is the divide et impera episodr

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

maybe soon

Vidi Vici Veni

yOU COULD B ROME 1 VOICE ACTOR

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

My dream job

Galia delenda est moment

step 1 watch dovahhatys unbiased history of Rome step 2 play as Romans step 3 profit

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Basically

I like all these videos, not because I like them but I wish to see you become a victim of your own successes

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

maybe one it will happen

I actually laughed during this one

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Blessed

Is it really a great game? I got back into it recently and I’m fighting tier one trash stacks on turn 50+ with my elite armies. After almost a decade they could not make a decent mid-late game AI work properly to offer some challenge. Feels like I wasted my time returning. Perhaps with mods 🤔

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

I understand your feel, the ai even with cheats sucks at its own game

When rome 2 came out I told everyone it sucked because of angry Joe’s angry rant

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

It was a good joe video at least

Idk bro, dont want to be a negative nancy, but rome 2 still gives me that uncanny valley of unfinished game design that empire total war does. The weird voice acting, the play dough 3d models, the soulless battle music. I think cause I played the game at launch I can never see the game in a different light, even if now its been more 'polished'. If you got back and watch that Siege of Carthage demo that ended up being total false advertising you feel the uncanny feeling in Rome 2 now. Its objectively a good game, but I still feel like we shouldn't forgive CA for totally misleading everyone, then spending literal years to fix the game lmao. Just my opinion though.

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Rome 2 is very weird, I have Stockholm syndrome with it now after hating it for years. I think it's because I'm nostalgic to the rome 2 e3 footage, what could've been

@tonythesopranos5310

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan creative assembly psyop

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

You're on to something

This is the easiest campaign that I've ever seen. 🤣

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Fr it was really fast lmao the map is kinda small

narcos gallica

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Best title

@iuulia9245

Жыл бұрын

@@Dino_Stan WE HUNGER FOR COCAINE AND BATTLE !!

Oh yeah french people have fey zones; that's why we dont live there. Except they call them Muslim zones /S

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

The Islam fey alliance

Painfully un funny

@Dino_Stan

Жыл бұрын

Owari da