The less they wear. The more defense they have. It's just armor logic

@drswag0076

5 ай бұрын

or the bikni armor is imbued with magic.

@Dust3290

5 ай бұрын

​@@drswag0076Sexy magic at that

@gamemasteranthony2756

5 ай бұрын

So…how many levels in either Monk or Barbarian for that?

@cameroncooper5941

5 ай бұрын

Eh, I kinda agree with Josh. At a certain point there's diminishing returns.

@jedediahfuller1940

5 ай бұрын

Female armor logic

"Yellow and black is a color combination you don't see very often" Me (a resident of Western Pennsylvania): Allow me to introduce you to Pittsburgh sports teams!

@JD10503

5 ай бұрын

And with that in mind, may I say, booooo. (Capitals fan)

@medusathedecepticon

5 ай бұрын

And Bumblebee c:

@AznOmega

5 ай бұрын

I support the Rams and Chargers because LA, but my favorite team definitely has yellow and black. Steelers represent.

@w1ndgeneral226

4 ай бұрын

Amen brother! Let's go Steelers!

@CrasherX2000

4 ай бұрын

May I introduce you to my high school colors of black and gold?

Extra reasons to find Cynthia includes the fact that she's an anthropologist, meaning she's academically gifted, and she plays piano, having canonically composed her own encounter theme herself, mean she's also artistic. Strong, smart, creative, confident and beautiful. She definitely deserved first place.

8:18 Huh. I guess no-one expects the Spinach Inquisition. (Boos, hissing, *"GET OFF THE STAGE-!")*

It’s one thing to gain a ton of fan service for massive sex appeal for a character like Lady D, but you know you’ve really outdone yourself when said sexy boss earns her voice actress (Maggie Robertson) a Best Performance award at the Game Awards in 2021. (No matter how minor she was in only one level via RE Village)

@BadassHater1

5 ай бұрын

I wouldn't call Game Awards all that great at deducing actually good things in gaming. I mean The Last of Us 2 won Game of the Year there completely shafting Doom Eternal, Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Hades. And consideing the one with Maggie winning performance award - i think Neil Newbon was a much better fit because Karl Heisenberg was a WAY much better character. Everyone voted for Maggie because they are simps for "Big lady" and not the actual performance.

@Volvagia1927

5 ай бұрын

@@BadassHater1 I run a system where I imagine "What would The Game Awards look like if they gave out 6 Performance Statues" (Actor and Actress in a Sole/Primary Playable Character Role, Actor and Actress in a Secondary Playable Character Role and Actor and Actress in an NPC Role) and...I think that year's winners would look like: Actor in a Sole/Primary Playable Character Role: Richard Steven Horvitz, Psychonauts 2. (Yes, Jason E. Kelly actually got nominated for Deathloop, but I just...can't imagine the passion there to give him the win for THAT role...?) Actress in a Sole/Primary Playable Character Role: Erika Mori as Alex Chen, Life is Strange: True Colors. Actor in a Secondary Playable Character Role: David Kaye as Clank, Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Actress in a Secondary Playable Character Role: Ozioama Akagha as Juliana Blake, Deathloop Actor in an NPC Role: Giancarlo Esposito as Anton Castillo, Far Cry 6 Actress in an NPC Role: Maggie Robertson as Lady Dimitrescu, Resident Evil VIIIage. (And, yes, for the record, I DO always spell that game's name the kinda pretentious way.)

22:19 pikachu knew what he was doing.

Of course Lady Dimitrescu would be on the thumbnail, especially after what happened in “One-Shot Villains.”

@shadowlinkbds

5 ай бұрын

And I never see the appeal of her. I can think of many vampire ladies hotter than her. Just saying.

@revaslatts4301

5 ай бұрын

Vampire Mommy! 🤤

@crimsonchaos7224

5 ай бұрын

Lucky for Josh that he didn’t have Logan to tattle on him this time.

@alvaroperez2349

5 ай бұрын

@@crimsonchaos7224 not that it’s Necessary, Ari already knows he wants some Vampire Mommy.

Honorable mentions: - Shadow Sae Nijima from P5 (you could also say Shadow Rise from P4 buuuuuuut then the FBI). - La Signora from Genshin Impact.

@Bora_slash

5 ай бұрын

Let's just say, that La Sigñora is what Ari would become, If she saw her husband killed.

@arcticlaw9198

5 ай бұрын

Although if we were to go by sheer simp count, Raiden has Signora beay

@davidtimmer596

5 ай бұрын

Vita Clotilde from Trails of Cold Steel.

@javelinmaster2

5 ай бұрын

@@davidtimmer596 ahhh good one!

@thomasthecoolkid7228

4 ай бұрын

Rise is an idol, she's _made_ to be simped for

14:05 ARI! YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!

@j-yoshi64_justcallmej

5 ай бұрын

MY EYES

@liarliarplants4hire

5 ай бұрын

@@j-yoshi64_justcallmejMe: “Here’s some bleach!” You obtained BLEACH Me: “ Pour it on your eyes. It worked for Homer, Bart, and me!” [Blind] Sibling: [Drags me to hospital]

@Iron8127

4 ай бұрын

Holy water! Need holy water!!! My eyes!!!! My eyes are burining!!!!!!!

18:47 THANK YOU! Finally, someone addresses the 9' 6" elephant in the room and, like me, is smart enough not to simp for someone WHO IS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!!!

@ejelecflametails6657

5 ай бұрын

And trust me, that design, I would put her at number 5 at best, and let the other top 5 rank up before Cynthia

@shadowlinkbds

5 ай бұрын

Glad someone else didn't simp for Dimeniscu

@wilsonchan9768

5 ай бұрын

Same here. When she was first revealed back when RE: Village was announced, all the comments were like, "OMG, SHE'S HOT!!!" and I was like, "She's basically a female Tyrant (from RE1) and she's trying to KILL YOU! How is that supposed to be hot!?

@user-ul8uv9cq1z

5 ай бұрын

@@wilsonchan9768 Well, if I'm being honest, she's less like the Tyrant and more like a female Mr. X with finger claws. One of her inspirations was Lust (FMA), after all.

@w1ndgeneral226

4 ай бұрын

Really takes away the charm from someone who wants you *dead.*

Cynthia has been My Top waifu since I faced her for the first time in my first ever pokemon Adventure in Diamond, and all this years later still on the top, I'm actually really happy she's the number one Happy Valentines to everyone

22:51 - 😂🤣 I never get tired of puns on your channel

@silverflight01

5 ай бұрын

Also Josh dying inside from the puns

Love that Cynthia took the top spot! My favorite Pokemon character, a cool and confident woman who I aspire to be like, and one of the best cosplays I've done in the last few years!

@gamemasteranthony2756

5 ай бұрын

It makes sense that she is #1. Cynthia is one of the few “reality check” bosses in gaming. Think you’ve perfected that team of yours? Let’s go ahead and show you how WRONG you are!

The things I love about joshcorcher are 1 all the puns we get 2 intressting lists and videos 3 a funny team 4 but most important all the funny ways they can mess with josh XD (14:08 will the fans have a blast with XD)

Jack-O is definitely more my type, not so much the BDSM but the bubbly attitude and the fact she flaunts what she's got, i dig that level of confidence .

20:43 had a feeling it was her when you mentioned Pokemon.

@Hecuba107

Ай бұрын

20:26 I immediately noticed with the music

4:21 Look up baikens original design from the first guilty gear game, imo its just as good as her current design

Altera/Sefar from Fate/Extella. She's the second in command of the main opposing force and is considered beautiful even by other women in-universe even as Sefar (and given how many people want Altera to play a bigger role in FGO I'd say the fanbase agrees), but the game is especially unsubtle in that she wears one of the three regalias shaped like rings. Would you rather have the more conventionally attractive Altera with Sefar's scale? No problem, Titan Altera's got you covered! In fact, by the time you discover her you start to realize Body!Hakuno and Altera really are attracted to each other, to the point that Hakuno will "explore" her body and she'll dress up as their fetish if you raise her Bond Level high enough. Given Titan Altera clones herself as Altera Larva in the true ending, you could also argue that she even had children with Hakuno.

@card9247

5 ай бұрын

This just the tip of the Fate Iceburg. Jalter, Ishtar, Tiamat, Medb, Miyamoto Mushashi, and Many Many More. (Note some of these aren't my personal favorites) But Extella is a good jumping on point or Samurai Remnant.

@AznOmega

5 ай бұрын

​@@card9247how could you forget Ereshkigal, the dorky (because of Rin) underworld goddess? In Grand Order, you could probably include both Lancer Artoria and Lancer Artoria Alter, and of course there's a lot of people who love Koyanskaya or however you spell her name, and of course Morgan.

OK, that cameo caught me off guard!!! Well done, you two!

@shadowlinkbds

5 ай бұрын

Well it is true about power being sexy. Which Cynthia has loads of.

@jordanhunter3375

5 ай бұрын

Remind me, who were Joe's and Quagmire's choices in the original audio? I only remember Margret Thatcher and the Total Recall three boob lady

@randomcanadianguy9740

5 ай бұрын

say what was that video? i wanna see it!

As someone getting married in just over a month, I appreciate the pun dialogue between these two. My fiancé has accepted the fact that I love my puns and dad jokes, and thankfully she’s okay with it 🤣

22:12 “That thing was created by Satan himself. And I’m sure even he fears what he created.” -Jaiden Animations.

Honorable mention for all the real gamers out there: Carmen Sandiego.

@JD10503

5 ай бұрын

Except no one knows where in the world she is. But yeah, she's got looks and I bet she's used them to help with her heists.

9. A boss fight that is, in all intensive purposes, just QTEs, but it doesn't suck. 7. Ah yes, Megara. My Disney crush. 4. Well, technically, Techno Baron's plan was to kidnap mermaids and create phonys to turn into canned monster chow as part of a rather grotesque get-rich-quick scheme.

Just listening to the two of you is just precious! Keep on being you, Ari! Also got a potential suggestion for a list if you haven’t done so already: “Top 10 Antagonists you can sympathize with!”

Once more, INTERNET DO YOUR THING

18:12 That AoStH "No!" was the most random thing ever, and it made my day. I bet you were... Snooping as usual for it, right?

YES! Cynthia is best Pokemon Champion and waifu!

Having you and your wife work together on these lists is always a lot of fun. You really should do it more often. Like, maybe, in a top 10 sexiest couples bosses list? For next Valentine's Day?

No Gunvolt? That game series is the KING of sexy bosses.

@bryceknowles1380

5 ай бұрын

Females like Desna and Sistina come to mind😏😏😏

@ArcCaravan

5 ай бұрын

I'm guessing familiarity is an issue here.

@emblemblade9245

5 ай бұрын

@@ArcCaravanit always is on these lists

@alvaroperez2349

4 ай бұрын

I see you’re a person of culture as well.

Im deeply sad at the lack of of ether Raiden Shogun or Signora from genshin impact. Not even in the honorable mentions. I feel like both of those were boss battles at the end of the Inazuma leg of the story.

….I believe, this maybe their most hilarious video they’ve made. 😅 And everyone, standing ovation to their writers!!

I was wondering where Nessa from Sword/Shield would've been on your list or was she even considered.

Tales of xillia muzet. Pokemon any blonde like Cynthia and lusamine Fire emblem Roy's secret boss fight. Genshin impact shogun or signoria Shining refrain resonance the dragon princess. Batman games. Ivy Harley. Etc.

@angrybrony

5 ай бұрын

xillia mention gets an upvote.

@ivanbluecool

5 ай бұрын

@@angrybrony i probably could have made a full tales of list. You got presea who literally shakes her hips all around. Emerade who has a gem I wish I could swap places with. Legretta from abyss. List goes on

@Goleon

5 ай бұрын

I’m surprised Ivy wasn’t in honorable mentions.

@angrybrony

5 ай бұрын

@@ivanbluecool yeah but xillia has the hottest final boss and xillia 2 is literally my favorite tales game.

@ivanbluecool

5 ай бұрын

@@angrybrony my favorite for gameplay is graces. Story abyss but mc gameplay xillia. Jude is just so broken as a combat healer. Xillia was my first tales game

My honorable mentions: Cala Maria: Similar case with Giga Mermaid, but with a little more Betty Boop DNA thrown in. Clawroline (Kirby And The Forgotten Land) A ninja leopard girl with legs so thick, she could crack a coconut with them. Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Possessed Zelda (Twilight Princess) Never thought you’d get to fight the princess of Hyrule herself.

@GamerFromJump

4 ай бұрын

Not to mention (counter dings) unlike most Princesses Zelda who tend toward the cute, Twilight-era Zelda has some definite Queen energy going for her.

Lol the references and plugs to other KZreadrs is hilarious

This was fun if for no other reason than the dynamic between Josh and Ari. 🤣 As far as Lady D goes, at first, there was appeal for me. That eventually changed.

@FlyingFocs

5 ай бұрын

When I think of Lady D, I think of the clip of George Lucas looking at edgy Anakin concept art and saying "I think it's too... much."

@marybdrake1472

5 ай бұрын

@@FlyingFocs I can see why that would be the case for many people.

21:43 the only appearence in this video i didn't expecting to see😂

@shadowslime3640

4 ай бұрын

That, gothegg, and the jack o posing Toji all caught me off guard.

Finally. The upload I’ve been waiting for.

6:29-6:33 LMAO 😂😂😂

3:27 Hey, I already used that joke!

Okay, Quiet’s backstory is the weirdest explanation of a character wearing a skimpy outfit that I have ever heard

@starmaker75

5 ай бұрын

Again I am reminded of the meme comparing Kojima and Toro making their fan service character. With Kojima giving a essay explanation on why she not wearing that munch, meanwhile Yoro goes with "I just wanted to make a sexy woman protagonist". Honestly respect Yoro for being straight to the point.

@s.p.d.magentaranger1822

5 ай бұрын

It's Kojima, don't question it.

@supersasukemaniac

5 ай бұрын

It's Kojima. I'm surprised he even gave an explanation.

@Regfife

5 ай бұрын

It's like a TTRPG player who justifies obnoxious behavior with "It's what my character would do!" They start with wanting to be provocative/inappropriate, and work backwards from there to justify it.

Cynthia's BDSP was pretty rough but not impossible like many say she is, could be the fact I've been with the pokemon games since gen 2 so maybe it's that. However we can all agree she is definite waifu material.

@Shantae1188

5 ай бұрын

One of my crowning achievements I can say is that I was able to beat Cynthia in Brilliant Diamond….on my first try. Not even the Elite Four slowed me down

22:51 I am dying laughing on that. That was great 🤣🤣🤣

11:03 I can tell the editor for this segment likes Max0r because that sounded like him AND this little portion looked like how he would edit cutscenes without the acid tripping.

I'm sorry did you say something I was distracted and obviously their power is stored in their ....head for mental attacks

I think this is the first time they showed a boss from Dead Rising (even tho it wasn’t in the top ten or honorable mentions just the intro to the placement but whatever). Dead Rising has a lot of good bosses surprised it hasn’t gotten a mention before

*sees #10* Off to a good start already.

Aramau: "Yellow and black are a color scheme you don't really see that often, but with Cynthia, it creates an appeal that's a mix between mysterious gothic beauty and 'step on me mommy' energy." Umbreon: I think I should be concerned right now.

Let me remind you that Cynthia was the first ever female Pokemon League champion and they knocked it out of the park! No wonder my older brother has a thing for her. That and he has a soft spot for blonde girls so there's that.

No Josh!! No couch for you!! Just make it up to her!

That Evil Dead clip tho 😂 Love it! Happy Valentines Day yall!

16:33 - Guess I'm part of that extremely small minority that knew of Guilty Gear beforehand but found out where the 'Jack O pose' came from, thanks to this video?

I find it utterly criminal that the following lady bosses aren't in your list: 1. Alma from F.E.A.R 1 and 2 (she's practically naked and waiting to bonk you) 2. Maria from Silent Hill 2 (your dead wife's sexy doppelganger) 3. Kitana from Mortal Kombat (granted she's a playable character, but hey, you added Jacko)

Welp, time to put in my personal vote. Milla Maxwell from the Tales series For one, Milla is beautiful. Setting aside her fashion choice, her long blonde hair that's both beautiful yet kind of messy is a good look for her. As for her personality, she's the type to not know most basic things, but seem to have random bits of knowledge here and there, like not knowing basic forms of expressions, but knowing what puberty is. She's very strong willed, but knows when to be more gentle when she needs to. Oh, and I guess because they have to be a boss to qualify for the list, You fight Milla depending on a choice you make in Tales of Xillia 2, and as a secret boss in Tales of Berseria. Speaking of, If it wasn't for the rule that they have to be a boss, I would've picked Velvet, but I guess we'll just have to wait for the next Tales game that has a female protagonist where we'll likely fight her as a secret boss

@ArcCaravan

5 ай бұрын

Glad to see Xillia aknowledged and appreciate your justifications for Milla having boss battles (my first thought was arena). The Xillia 2 fight with her as an opponent is one of my favorite moments in all of RPGs.

Honorable mention additions: Quaelog from Dark Souls, what else can you say except “Amazing chest ahead.” Yunalesca from Final Fantasy X, I’m sure many would say they’d still hit it even by third form.

Jolly good with the KND edit! Love that show.

The only problem I have with Quiet is The End has the exact same breathing parasite, and that old dude seems fine weating a green snuggy and not suffocating. Cynthia out here making all us wanna cyn~

Love the callback to the Fawful's Minion cross

Nice to know that not even her Garchomp with his ridiculous stats, that will give you PTSD that will require years of therapy to sort out, takes anything away from how much of bombshell Cynthia is. The woman is the total package: brains, brawn, and beauty.

You two are just too wonderful together. Happy Valentines Day, you two!

20:26 You're not slick. I can hear the piano in the background.😂

Skies of Arcadia's Belleza. One of my fav chars in the game due to her complex nature. She's the first Valuan Admiral you actually fight in game (not counting Alfonso since his 'pet' fights you). And I feel she's the first major test ship battle wise because she is cunning and it's reflected in your battle with her. Even after beating her you still see her in the game and despite being your foe, she does come to respect you and, in the end, sacrifices herself to help you. But yeah she definitely is a looker (like the main char, Vyse, is a bit smitten by her after when she appears to our main group in disguise). But yeah I doubt she has a lot of fanart like the ones on this list.

won't lie, Belladonna is one hot kitty, MEOW!

I was hoping to see a character from skullgirls on this list, although im not sure if that game has bosses since ive only played the mobile version, great video

9:55 I think i preffer her in Bayonetta 3, she got even more beautiful and awesome in the third game. But that's just my opinion. Ok?

Mila Maxwell from Tales of Berseria....it counts if she was a former protagonist and it's all a misunderstanding right?

Maybe I spaced out, but... was anything said about Quiet's boss fight?

@HB-fq9nn

5 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure they showed a clip of her boss fight where she’s trying to snipe Snake on the bridge. I remember players cheesing the fight by ordering a supply drop to land on top of her, instantly winning the fight.

Off to a good start with Phosphora, because I swear she was one of my first video game crushes.

3:15 yes!! Korsica.😁🙌🏼 Excellent choice Josh.👍🏼

I'm surprised Cynthia isn't married.

@Mermain123

5 ай бұрын

i mean in one of the movies we get to know someone implied to be her daughter so who knows

@JacksontheSwordsman

3 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean you are GLAD she isn’t married? She’s available. ;)

Keep it up on your work and this video and channel I love this video and channel Thanks you for your video and channel

13:47 What can I say? Red is the BEST colour for sexiness! 😁 Also, thanks for reminding me that I have to start playing Hi-Fi Rush!

Funnily enough about Meg's voice being compared to asmr is that there is an asmrtist with a voice that sounds a lot like her. Also the fact that they used that clip of gothegg in the jack-o segment 😂

To be honest I saw a lot of people lusting over Edelgard so she was also a good contender

@Neutra77

5 ай бұрын

Well she does fill multiple categories. You fight her, you get the 'power is sexy' side. You ally with her, you get the 'I shall care for this poor bean' side.

@CrazeeAdam

5 ай бұрын

Mmm. Her character is pretty strong IMO, and considering everything we learn about the church in the other routes, her route and story line isn't far fetched from being actually "good". If you can consider any storyline "good" without draw backs in Three Houses

@jakubklemenski7380

5 ай бұрын

@@CrazeeAdam also unlike Dorothea where you basically have to go out of your way not to recruit her (her requirements are some of the easiest to reach) the player will fight Edelgard no matter the route (even if they attempt Crimson Flower due to Chapter 11)

@javelinmaster2

5 ай бұрын

​@@jakubklemenski7380tbh, I find Dorothea waaay hotter.......

@FlyingFocs

5 ай бұрын

​@@javelinmaster2I mean, Edelgard is cute, but does she have green eyes and a great voice? No.

I actually named one of my pets after Cynthia and have a rule that the first female gible I catch in each pokemon game NEEDS to be named after the champion of monsters and legends herself.

19:53 they definitely knew what they were doing when they designed them and that they would get the game more attention

It's funny that I have the same name as the Champion of Sinnoh.

i'm just here for you 2 and the disney jokes

Personaly I find Cocolia from Honkai Star rail to be one of the more better early game boss fights, not only due to her being as attractive as she is, but the fact that the fight starts out with you having to fight her solok, then transitions to you having you full team with two boss phases one in which she frezzes your allies delaying them and removing their turn once they are freed, to her second phase causeing increased damage out put, a longer deration on her trapping ally units to generating more enemies that will make her immune to break effect damage until destroyed. Plus the music for that fight is by far one of the best songs in the game. And this is just her story boss fight, the fact that you can go back and replay her fight on higher difficulty just makes the replayability better. This is not even counting her Simulated Universe Boss fight where she calls on one of you ally characters Bronya to fight by her side, allowing for her to move forward to next in the attacking order with a boosted damage buff. Honestly, the only other fight that I would say that qualifies for this list would be Phantilia fight during the end of the Loufu arc, with three phase instead of two, but the fact that she was not a real major part of the story out side of body stealing another characters body makes Cocolia just a better fight overall to me, with only Kafka Simulated Universe fight topping it.

So that's where the jack o pose comes from!

Excels T puns as always Ari. Keep ‘em coming 👍😉

#2 reminds me of a video i saw about "Duke Nukem Forever", an "alien queen" boss that had to be censored... i'm afraid to go into more detail.

I'm surprised there was no mention of No More Heroes. There are several candidates Holly Summers Bad Girl Jean Cloe Walsh Alice Twilight Kimmy Howel (NMH3 version) Also worth noting NMH's brother in arms, Madworld and the battle with Elise (thoufh you at least referended that one in passing)

Everyone thinks volo is the ancestor, but he isn't, cogita is

@Shantae1188

5 ай бұрын

They both are

@ejelecflametails6657

5 ай бұрын

@@Shantae1188 And one can think if or how they married

@peternguyen7530

5 ай бұрын

Cynthia is so sexy, even her own ancestor is a mommy! She got that body, from her mommy ancestor!

@Shantae1188

5 ай бұрын

@@ejelecflametails6657 He probably came back to her for forgiveness and after probably eventually being forgiven, they got together

@25Erix

5 ай бұрын

@@ejelecflametails6657 Or their bloodlines converged later on. The possibilities are endless.

I honest to god thought Lusamine was gonna be on this list but you surprised me with Cynthia And I don’t blame you She’s indeed the best champion in the series (and I say this as a gen 5 fan)

15:26 Ayo? Gothegg in a Joshscorcher video?

Why did Josh day Waitaminute at the end of Quiet's entry?

10:29 oddly it was happy chaos ( personality wise ) that made me find guilty gear strife

Ngl I was worried a bit that this would go to weird places but it ended up being reaosnable (and showed that you both are people of culture).

Lady d also maybe gave the internet a slew of….other kinks. If you’ve seen or played the demo you know what I mean. Cynthia also had a lot of attention in the anime thx to her voice and how she was used in the her region.

Jack O valentine looks like a human form of Sonata Dusk (aka Thespio's wife)

Belladonna being here reminds me that hope still exists.

Thanks for reminding me of Trails of Mana!

Love the max0r clip

Can someone link that Green Scorpion video?

17:56 Actually she's more Lust from FMA, literally as other than how she looks designwise they are basically the same.

I cant believe that kaine isnt in this list

The second I saw Pokemon mentioned I knew who it would be. Also y'all are so cute together I swear c:

I knew That ONE rep from MY Fave Franchise would be here, what I didn’t know that She would be No.1. NICE!!!🥰

I so glad I refound you. Edit: I find it funny how Cynthia is number 1. All reason are sound indeed but considering fan service is supposed to be alluring and so on getting beaten by pokemon is nice. Can I say you two are cure especially at the end.