Zevran, making jokes about Dwarves being short, when he's barely any taller, lol

@ashikapl

7 жыл бұрын

Zevran just wants to die obviously :D

@wuftchan8299

3 жыл бұрын

hes like 1 and a half high ok

After you dealt with Branka, Leliana and Oghren have a discussion. Oghren.(Heavy sigh) Leliana: I know how you feel. O: What?! L: You are thinking about Branka, and if you could have been a better husband to make things diferently and save her. (I don't eaxctly remember the hole discussion) O: No, I was just having stomach problems! It should be reaching you right now! L: Cough! Cough! Oh, Maker! O: I call it "The silent Killer"

@wuftchan8299

3 жыл бұрын

wtf XD

I hope BioWare watches this to remind them what they did right in Dragons Age: Origins.

@jakardvalentine3377

3 жыл бұрын

how about the ai tactitcs the many and deep builds you could do . the awosome spells and combinations of them . and the big arrawy of skills and abilities yo could use instead of button massing the 6 abilities you are allowed to map like in da 3 . god damn ti dont even know how they fucked it up so much

@ExelArts

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a year old but even the the old programmers that made bioware great left long ago

@hattrickster33

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExelArts That's true. But it's still possible to get inspiration from this.

@ExelArts

3 жыл бұрын

@@hattrickster33 not when you're owned by EA and have no say in the creative decisions

@hattrickster33

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExelArts But think of the investors. They need to eat too /s

Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles) Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair. Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls? Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate. Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know. Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh? Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool? Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool. Morrigan: I thought so.

Oghren's and Alistair's conversation about "her legs" is also awesome. Since I heard that one while wandering through the deep roads I take Oghren everywhere with me... He's just way too hilarious to leave at the camp.

@thegoodnessness

4 жыл бұрын

Rolling the oats.. forging the moaning statue.. doning the velvet hat. I nearly choked on my coffee hearing that one

BRING OGHREN BACK FOR DRAGON AGE 4!!! We need more drunken dwarves making innuendos every other second.

@danknerevarine3678

5 жыл бұрын

im sorry but Varric just can't replace him. Oghren truly was epic

@JingleJangle256

5 жыл бұрын

@@danknerevarine3678 I don't think Varric is really a good comparison. He is more similar to Morrigan: a clever antihero who does still care about people in the end. I'd say Sera or Iron Bull are more similar to Oghren, but not quite as much fun.

@garycannon4644

11 күн бұрын

Supposedly oghren went on his calling eight before inquisition

"wait, what are you talking about?" "What arre YOU talking about?" my fav line out of the whole thing. xD

Little Pike Twirler....hahaha! X'D

@LAGUEp666

5 жыл бұрын

rhema-beth Boalch that ones a favourite.

That moment when you realize Oghren has the least dirty mind of the party (with Sten and Shale of course)

@wuftchan8299

3 жыл бұрын

shales dirty hes just basic with it

@lydiadiangelo2588

3 жыл бұрын

@@wuftchan8299 shale is a she

@wuftchan8299

3 жыл бұрын

@@lydiadiangelo2588 put the s in front of the h. there you go

@pluckybellhop66

Жыл бұрын

Or Wynne

Encountering the Grand Oak with Oghren is pure gold : Tree :"Allow me a moment to welcome thee. I am called the Grand Oak, sometimes, the Elder Tree" Oghren :"Heh, it's a poet-tree...got it ?" XD

Steve Blum is awesome as Oghren

@t-boneberlin9224

10 жыл бұрын

steve blum is awesome as anything :D

@franciszaldivar337

8 жыл бұрын

t-bone berlin Yeah I mean look at Star Wars Rebels

@erickflores458

3 жыл бұрын

How did I fucking not notice.

i love how when oghren talks about certain subjects that sounds perverted, thats where everybody else goes first

"Is that how you landed your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort" Jesus Morrigan, Is it even possible to burn someone more than that?

Awakening Warden "You're not allowed to spit" Oghren "Heh, that's what I always say..."

@SeventhheavenDK

2 жыл бұрын

😂 damn, I have never taken that option, I like Oghren, and I thought that was a mean response, definitely choosing it next time.

I just lol'd when Oghren said: "Aw, don't you want some little Morrigans runnin' around someday?" XD

Oghren with shield?! that's blasphemy!!!

Oh Oghren, "Keep your pants where I can see 'em" 5:16, but Zevran does not wear pants! Everything Oghren says is golden. I'm surprised Zevran was able to kiss the Warden again after she drank Oghren's secret brew. It must be real love.

Oghren is hands down the best Bioware character ever created.

"How do you keep from fall up into the sky?" "The trick is to hold on real tight..... with your feet."

Oghren is the legend dwarf of Dragon Age for me. Oghren > Varric

@rngrtt3689

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. A hundred times yes. Tho for Varric's defence in Inquisition, his banters with Cole are very well done. Not the same character but mostly wholesome.

@SeventhheavenDK

2 жыл бұрын

I like both (well, only DA2 Varric, DAI Varric not so much, he is not funny anymore in that game), but yes, Oghren is thousands of times way more awesome.

Wait the funniest Oghren moment should have been when he tries to put a saddle on the dog

@beverlyarcher3744

5 жыл бұрын

He tried what now?

@commanderdanielcousland9981

5 жыл бұрын

@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah he wanted to ride the dog into battle, Oghren ask the dog to stay still and attempted to put a saddle on him, but the dog ran away. it was a companion dialogue between the dog and Oghren.

I love Wynn, she's so lovable and nurturing, and that magical bosom of hers...

I KNOW WHAT SOAP IS, WOMAN! Oghren, you never disappoint me..

I went to the dwarves last, so I had little time to get to know Oghren. I didn't really like him to give him a chance. In Awakening, I got him as second companion and his charms soon ensnared me. From that point on, he was party member number 1.

@mkall

9 жыл бұрын

i didnt use oghren either cause i already had a double taunt tank (alistair) but now in awakening he is pretty enjoyable.

@arbiteras

9 жыл бұрын

Bindair Dundat Awakening actually is the weakest version of Oghren. The worst,in my opinion

@Limrasson

6 жыл бұрын

It makes sense to do Redcliffe first, then the mage tower, then ashes/Orzammar. But of course if you want to recruit everyone as fast as you can, you should get mage tower and Orzammar I guess. Dunno if it affects Redcliffe. At any rate, you just leave the elves and DLC and other missions after you have everyone and then you can have quite some enjoyment with everyone. Except of course the hidden companion who you can't get at this point in the main quest yet.

@sjsharp2007

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't tend to pick him up til l quiet late eithe rin most of my runs but that's mostly because I find Orzammar the most difficul tsection o fthe game and find I do better once I've hada good chance to level up so the dwarves tend to be the last I do. Though got too admit dwarves do seem tohave a wicked sense of humour in DA as I find both Varric and Oghren funny as hell.

@SeventhheavenDK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Limrasson . Wow, that's exactly my order. Except that I do some of the DLC after the Ashes, Shale ane Soldier's Peak, I really want that storage.

-What that ? -Soap you wash with it . XD wynne immortal

morrigan.. shows more skin?! her bossoms are practically dangling in the breeze

@hj4569

3 жыл бұрын

yup. then people complained about it.

"Wait what are you talking about?"What are YOU talking about? 😂

God i miss Oghren so much. His spit shine line is legendary hahaha

love zevran and oghren's chatter #9, zevran was trying to get a rise out of oghren, but it nonetheless showed that oghren is actually quite brave, as he's been hiding his discomfort and fear of the surface. Quite stoic of him if u ask me.

Number 3 almost made my jaw hit the floor until he finally Oghren explained further XD

He does so many things it's unfathomable. He's a great voice actor. My personal favorite.

THE LAST ONE LOL

"I can't imagine" Even though she literally just did.

I never would have guessed Steve Blum, who voiced Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop, did the voice for Oghren. Maybe that's the reason I liked him so much!!

Oghren's the fucking best.. It saddens me to see people hate on him

There's a convo with morrigan and oghren where he asks her about what she likes to do with her shapeshifting powers when no one is around hehehe

I love how a lot of the conversations with Oghren end with, "Wait...what?"

I'm crying in laughter XD!!! Two things that r funny for Ogren is in awakening when tells the female elf " oooo look at me I'm an elf I like trees tralala". And when he gets his armor taken and gets pissed ROFL!!!!

Seeing as how Wynn didn't shoot him down, I always thought they screwed

Thank you for posting this. I needed a laugh this morning and I got it.

omg I swear Ogran WAS talking about shining his sword lol its everyone else that cant seem to stop thinking dirty lmafo

Oghren: So. With the boss, aye? * Alistair: Pardon? * Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats. * Alistair: I don't know-- * Oghren: Polishing the footstones. * Alistair: --what you're-- * Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will. * Alistair: what are you going on about? * Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat. * Alistair: Are you just making these up right now? * Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.

3 and 1 got me spitting and rolling on the floor, i thought my mouth would froth 'coz of too much laughter.

OMFG!!! I LOVE this dwarf! Sadly, I played the game as a rental, and never got far enough to get him in my party. Now I REALLY wish I had!!!

Little pike twirler made me stop playing and laugh like a hyena for 5 minutes

number three! Oh my God wynne!

6:48 xDDD Old Wynne got curious if Oghren refered to Alistairs private part but got something else but if you close your eyes you still can imagine something else still xD

Yes must be the best i have ever heard and the originality of the characters is also amazing :D

That's the guy who voiced the animated 90s Wolverine :D I always thought his voice sounded familiar.

@thegoodnessness

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I havnt seen that in years!

@suchiuomizu

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not. Oghren was voiced by Steve Blum, that Wolverine was voiced by Cathal Dodd. His last video game voice acting was Marvel vs Capcom 2, again voicing Wolverine as well as a few others. He has done very little game acting other than Capcom made Marvel games.

at 2:51 "Now that's just mean." This is why I love Oghren. He will also be the best man at my wedding.

If I could have a Dragon Age game with Iron Bull and Oghren drinking and making innuendos I’d die a happy gamer

Drunk Again Oghren sounds like a kids toy. XD

Priceless.. good stuff!!

Hahaha, these are absolutely hilarious!! XD Number 3 and 1 had me laughing out loud and the ones with Zevran were awesome too. Haha I should have bought Oghren with me more while I was playing,

i love u zeye... u just made my day!

Thanks!

Sweet vid.

Number 7 was my favorite... LOL

Oh. My. God. Little Pike Twirler. LMAO. I had my hands over my ears going "I don't want to know!" Good one.

Oghren is the master of making anything sound dirty.

You should hear the one where he asks Leliana whats under her robes.

i wish Oghren was telling the story in Dragonage 2

Its too bad Oghren has no place in my party. Thanks for putting these up!

"I know what a soap is, woman!"

2:47 Glorious xD

you forgot the Sten one and cabbages

@hunterb89

9 жыл бұрын

There's many more good banters that he could have used in this video, I can think of at least 4 of them that were pretty funny. But, read the description: "ten of my personal favorites"... :)

And this is why every party needs a dwarf.

Velanna: If you must be so close, dwarf, I'd prefer that you turn your head. Oghren: Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that your womanly splendor is at eye level. Velanna: What? I was referring to your -- Oghren: Oh, you weren't talking about -- er, what were you talking about? Velanna: Your breath, dwarf. The fell cloud that emanates from your gaping maw. Oghren: (Chuckles) They didn't call me the ladykiller of Orzammar for nothing

Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs? Alistair: Whose legs? Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory. Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what-- Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son. Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.

lol you should see some of the conversations at vigils keep in awakening they're so hilarious especially the toy horse one XD

The one about Alister made me cry I laughed so hard.

We all love you, Oghren.

@Fenrir160202 double inuendo that throws you for a loop at the end with what he's really talking about

Haha, the two between Oghren and Alistair made me laugh out loud ^^ Credz, that doesn't happen often to me playing games (apart from Halo 1 covenant banter :p)

@benjasal Holy crap...I NEVER would of guessed that it was the same guy as Orochimaru... awesome

"I'm not bloody 2 feet tall swishy nug licker" LMFAO

Number 3 & number 1 are my favourites :) God a love the random banter in Bioware games

Oghren is the best dwarf ever. He'd beat the shit out of Pwent and his gutbusters

I love calling someone a "Squishy Nug Licker" i RL, the looks people have on their faces are priceless.

:D oghren trapped both winry and alistair ... good job sir dwarf good fucking job!

Oghren is my favourite character. This is why.

Oghren: "Need someone with a bit more experience, I suppose? Well, you know where to find me!" Wynne: "..."

omg no. 3 is my fave ever! i love oghren! x

LMAO He's never actually being dirty but Wynne and Alistair both ended up thinking dirty stuff... so much for them being innocent.

And that's why I love Oghren

im cracking up omg

@Linkforlife199 His conversations with Anders is really funny too XD Oghren: Ooh big scary templar man~ What are you going to do with that sword? Anders: Eww. MY FAV!! LOL!

Alistair : What're you talking about ? Oghren : What're you talking about ? Alistair : nevermind

omg I lol'd so hard at the one with alistair

No party is complete without Ogrhen!

The Pike Twirling had me in tears

Great! The dwarf rules with all of his "dialogs"

"I haven't see a still at camp, and you don't walk around with a keg, so unless you're...oh my god..."

The best part about oghrens euphemisms is that he doesnt know he's using one half the time.

Ogrhen : I keep tellin him, pikes are for stickin things at long range, aye, horses and such. Not for... twirling like a sissy girl. Wyne: Wait yo-your talking about an actual pike, like a spear Ogrhen:Obviously, what else would I be talking about.. Wyne I.. can't imagine.. LMAO Ogrhen is great XD

I love oghren's laugh

@ccrstarpanda You're right, that is what Zev is suggesting. He's suggesting after Oghren drinks, he pee's back into the cup and drinks that too.

i miss oghren

He needs to make a comeback I hope in dragon age 4.

@Dragnforce555 Anders and Varric are characters from Dragon Age 2, Anders also being a party member from the Awakening expansion for the first game