Top Letterboxd Reviews are USELESS
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tbf nobody is reading an essay review on letterboxd, its literally a race to make the most obvious observation
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Letterboxd needs a ”boo” button next to the like button on reviews
@SLokutaR
Ай бұрын
boooo
@DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw
Ай бұрын
+ skip
@weedtea9983
Ай бұрын
reddit but worse
@Maelthorn1337
28 күн бұрын
It wouldn't do anything, unfortunately.
@mr.dirtydan3338
7 күн бұрын
I mean come on. If you need a real review of a movie just go read Roger Ebert. I love how not serious the reviews are on letterboxd
The best part is, you know these people are workshopping their "hilarious" reviews during the whole runtime.
@ParagonDerp
Ай бұрын
2 hours to come up with "my pussy cried when Ryan Gosling cunted the whole function"
"Stop being so glib, we already did that in the 90s" -- Guy who's repeatedly claimed he's 90smaxxing
@Exarian
Ай бұрын
the baby shit *does* go out with the bathwater.
@verkhvo
Ай бұрын
Glorp
95% of my reviews are my genuine feelings, and the one that's a top review? My one line shitpost on a mid anime movie nobody has seen. And I'm mad about it every time I get a like on it
@reganverses3003
Ай бұрын
felt this
@TheDsLeet
Ай бұрын
What was the movie?
@ayayay16
Ай бұрын
@@TheDsLeet The Tunnel to Summer, the Exit of Goodbyes
@demujo
Ай бұрын
@@ayayay16 gonna go like it
@sleep5778
Ай бұрын
@@demujo kingshit
read any letterboxd reviews where the main character is flawed and you get the dumbest reviews ever
@gingertrash64
Ай бұрын
thee billboards was mentioned in the video but theres one review that's the stupidest thing ever made that I constantly get updates for, i hate that you can get notifications for interactions with other people's reviews
@T--------
Ай бұрын
Woow God forbid a little guy has hobbies and gets silly with it from time to time am I right? 😛 - 3500 likes for some reason
@EverythingisGoodieBud
28 күн бұрын
@@T--------yeah and it’s for Apocalypse Now
@faaaaario
28 күн бұрын
@@gingertrash64You can turn the notifications off in the comments section of the review, at least
@aureus79
27 күн бұрын
I watched a horror movie about 1700s england where a cult kidnaps a woman and the comment was like "ehy bad thing happen to woman :( director sexist?"
Yeah, I like Letterboxd as a service, but the top reviews are written by the most miserable people ever, I swear
@eamonndevlin5889
Ай бұрын
They're not miserable just trying too hard to be funny
@t19040
Ай бұрын
As someone who's been on the site for nearly 10 years, the joke review aspect of the site as only gotten worse. Yes, it's a great service but the only way to use it regularly without wanting to blow your brains out is to curate your experience by following people whose writing you like and completely ignoring the rest of the reviews.
@bigpostnet
Ай бұрын
i just dont follow anyone and post reviews to myself, only use it so i remember what movies ive watched lol
@ParagonDerp
Ай бұрын
When they finally made blocking do something I thought I'd finally be able to stop seeing that type of review but after blocking a bunch of the main culprits they somehow got replaced by even more insufferable people
@suvelmuttreja786
Ай бұрын
@@ParagonDerp It's because the top ones have enough followers that they don't have to try too hard to be the """funniest""". The lower ones wanna be the ones at the top so they're extra tryhards
Glad someone pointed this out, I don’t have a problem with short comments as reviews but when ALL of the top comments are sarcastic jokes, jokes about the actor and not the movie itself, observational jokes, it gets old very fast
@mr.dirtydan3338
7 күн бұрын
I know this doesn't make the letterboxd reviews okay, but just swing my metacritic. You will see actually reviews from people that know what they are talking about about.
we're librarian guys, of course we watch the new video 14 seconds after its posted
@DukeChameleon
Ай бұрын
Librarian gang 📚
@RatPyromaniac
Ай бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see daddy pig, I click
@timothymark
Ай бұрын
An inconvenient truth
@bfhtom
Ай бұрын
My KZread only gives me upload notifs hours after it's been uploaded:(
@sethhurley5281
Ай бұрын
@@bfhtom im built different 😎
Maybe I should review "The social Network" and make the comment, "this is just like Letterbox Reviews" and get 20 thousand likes instead of writing a good review but I have integrity, I only do that on youtube videos.
@OSDisco
Ай бұрын
I felt guilty when I liked this comment, but I didn't stop, I too am a monster.
@Heatranoveryou
Ай бұрын
It's timing based. If you post it now literally no one will see it
@EverythingisGoodieBud
28 күн бұрын
Based on
Letterboxd neds the RYM comment box i cant handle these short joke reviews anymore
@thatcynicalbastard6636
Ай бұрын
Whats the RYM comment box?
@tonyloafpoundstone
Ай бұрын
RIP the RYM comment box. Home to people reposting the same shit comment for the whole box [7]
@Sauceman10_
Ай бұрын
@@tonyloafpoundstone Bro what do you mean RIP, that shit still breathing [2]
@littlemonztergaming8665
Ай бұрын
@@Sauceman10_what the hecc do the numbers mean?
@Sauceman10_
26 күн бұрын
@@littlemonztergaming8665 thing in Rateyourmusic comment boxes that is a sort of "this" type reaction to a previous comment. Like one guy says "X" and another guy puts "X [2]" like as a show of agreement or just general highlighting and it can become a chain of comments, "X [3]", "X [4]" etc
The children yearn for React Court.
@KayPeeOpee
Ай бұрын
I just want him to read letterboxd reviews bro
this sounds like how steam reviews devolved
@redacted9280
Ай бұрын
Steam reviews are at least functional in that there's a big thumbs up or thumbs down recommending if you should buy the game or not, even if there's an unfunny quip attached to it. On letterboxd it'll be a quip attached to a 3.5 star rating conveying literally 0 information.
@OrangeVision
Ай бұрын
@@redacted9280 yeah but on steam there are these people posting negative reviews with 7000 hours played being like why did you nerf hanzo
@froggin-zp4nr
8 күн бұрын
It's true but thankfully you don't have to scroll far to get to actual thoughtful comments that don't immediately belong in the bin. With letterboxd it's pages of brain dead one liners like people think they are in a WhatsApp group chat
Letterbox isn’t a place for people who actually enjoy movies, it’s a place for people to feel dominion over movies. Making lists about “movies where specific thing happens starring this actor” has nothing to do with appreciating movies, it’s just showing you know what happens in a lot of them. I always thought Greg Turkington from on cinema was a ridiculous caricature but that’s literally how all letterboxed fans act. People can tell you who composed every soundtrack ever made but they can’t tell you how any of it made them feel.
@PhantomThiefXI
Ай бұрын
Beautiful post
@Heatranoveryou
Ай бұрын
Suggesting you know art better than them is ironic.
@sophiaoconnell1927
Ай бұрын
@@Heatranoveryou youre conflating quality of knowledge with quantity of knowledge. If I were just quoting different art critiques that’d be one thing but believing that an emotions first relationship with art is better than an intellectual one is not ironic at all, it’s just having a thesis lol.
@Heatranoveryou
Ай бұрын
@@sophiaoconnell1927 yikes
@sophiaoconnell1927
Ай бұрын
@@Heatranoveryou ur that key and peele skit about that guy in the lunch table who just says “okaaaay” after anyone says anything because you don’t actually have anything interesting to say so you just act like your above it lol. But that describes half of NLs audience so… yikes
Chib yelling for him to stop in the chat got me chucklin
i'm glad people are pushing back on these kinds of glib reviews, because you see them and this behavior so often in so many different spaces and it's really exhausting. review and comment sections, even for humorless media with a lot of room for continued discussion, keep just using that media as the theme for their comedy club where these internet guys are going to fight to be the funniest person in the room. it creates an atmosphere that affects the people who still do want to share their earnest thoughts and makes them second guess themselves. that's how we get stuff like what we see at 2:40-a review that fails to say anything meaningful because they decided to be funny instead, and fails to be funny because they didn't actually have a joke to tell. i'd rather steam reviews be as sincere and passionate as that one for karryn's prison he read on stream than how detached and lifeless they usually are. stop writing reviews for stuff you have nothing to say about, stop making jokes just for the sake of making them, let yourself say what you think and let that reflect whatever parts of you that it may, and be real.
@mr.dirtydan3338
7 күн бұрын
Go to metacritic
Three stars for Uncut Gems is bad but three stars for The Lighthouse is fucking crazy
Letterboxd just highlights how everyone on the Internet wants to be a comedian first and a person second.
@user-uq4gr5nl5o
Ай бұрын
It's so annoying. You can smell how attention-starved they are
@unforseen9911
11 күн бұрын
@@JesusHammer no one is saying we are better than you, we just don’t want to see shitty fucking jokes anyone can come up with and aren’t funny, at that point you’re just saying shit for the sake of it, we want actual thoughts/review or a good fucking laugh for once
When tumblr died, the funny part of the site moved to twitter (temporarily) and the unfunny part of the site moved to letterboxd (permanently).
@papabaddad
Ай бұрын
tumblr is still alive and the funny people never left
@peace_n_love
Ай бұрын
@@papabaddad real
@RobotnikPlngas
Ай бұрын
You meant to say that the porn addicts moved to Twitter
@mrpseudonym893
Ай бұрын
@@papabaddadtumblr “died” without ever being dead. Like Euron Greyjoy or React Court.
@GamerUntouch
Ай бұрын
@@RobotnikPlngas Yeah in other words, all of tumblr.
Letterboxd died the moment the "lol I'm so quirky" reviews went viral
@artiIIerycrusader
Ай бұрын
Meh, you can just scroll down and find reviews you agree with then check out those people's reviews.
God this has so many good takes on media
those letterboxd reviews are about 1:1 to librarian comment section so what does that tell us
@86pp73
Ай бұрын
It tells us that we're librarian guys, we're doing the same godforsaken joke and over and over until the universe goes dim and cold
People that watch a movie as a second monitor activity are a wild breed to me. Like bro, youtube videos exist, movies should be the prime first monitor content.
@user-uq4gr5nl5o
Ай бұрын
Those people are subhuman
@ComfortableTool86
Ай бұрын
Depends on the movie tbh. There are def some that are fine for 2nd monitor, like comedy or some action. If I was genuinely interested in a movie I'd never watch it 2nd monitor tho
@artiIIerycrusader
Ай бұрын
I watch it during my workout and while playing games. I don't necessarily claim to have a 100% understanding of a movie and it's not every movie I watch this way, but certain movies are definitely first monitor content. Some movies make perfect audio books. Especially ones that are not too high budget; like direct to TV movies often are just a bit lower quality on the visual side; yet still contain interesting stories; maybe even true ones. I don't see the problem; I'm watching them for my own satisfaction; not to win some award. At the end of the day I'm watching the same amount of movies as I would have. It's just a movie.
@TheGreatMaou
Ай бұрын
@@user-uq4gr5nl5o that's a bit much
@T--------
Ай бұрын
Normalize clockwork orange-ing anyone that checks their phone more than three times throughout a movie ❗❗
5:24 wtf he’s dripped tf out
@peace_n_love
Ай бұрын
Oh wait that’s his wedding ring idk why I thought he was iced out
@RobotnikPlngas
Ай бұрын
A wedding ring is drip maxxing
THE COLOR OF MONEY IS WAY BETTER THAN 2 AND A HALF STARS IM GOING CRAZY
i feel like im reading "funny" reddit comments when reading the top letterboxd reviews
Northernlion is mad for 13 minutes, 4 stars
Do I think top reviews are annoying? Yes. Do I also think it’s not that deep? Yes. Maybe there should be a way to filter out reviews that are less than a certain word count or a dislike button. But that’s what happens when you let people do what they want, they usually do dumb shit. It is not a big deal.
@froggin-zp4nr
8 күн бұрын
Have a section with a minimum 300 character count or something. Then have another section for brain rot people with no more than a single thought after watching a movie.
@faker1144
8 күн бұрын
@@froggin-zp4nr I don't get this holier than thou mindset from this guys fans. Like props for writing more than 300 words bro you would totally be the next fucking Roger Ebert if only people actually engaged with movies like you instead of writing "brainrot". You sound like a redditor dude.
@mr.dirtydan3338
7 күн бұрын
@@froggin-zp4nrbut then you would get "movie sucks, hahahahahahahaha hahahahahah ha ha ha ha hahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha hahahahaha".
@ryanwingfield6092
7 күн бұрын
Letterboxd literally just needs a separate “comments” section and this problem would be fixed. It’s been requested so much but it still hasn’t been added.
I love that there's only one highlight because the rest of the stream was pure Chained Together
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
Ай бұрын
honestly that segment to end it off saved me
When you’re coping because your reviews can’t win in the marketplace of ideas on Letterboxd
Letterboxd is so trash. Literally no earnest reviews just people trying their hardest to circlejerk over unfunny irreverent jokes
Bro really be out here bragging about not skipping songs on his own playlist icant
The chatter that he roasted the fuck out of for his review of Three Billboards...that review looks like something you'd write drunk LMAO
I have never put a single ounce of effort into any of my Letterboxd movies. I review them simply to catalog the movies I watch and so they actually show up in my Diary tab.
I have to Google the video of the lady huffing duster myself? Librarian…
WOW northern Ryan looked so good compared to Chiblee in that hypothetical that he, northern Ryan, created.
It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust laymen posing as experts on the internet.
just yesterday i was thinking it had been a long time since i saw the slackers outro, thank you librarian my patron saint
Top Letterboxd reviews are often gag-worthy. The worst is when the top review is soemthing like shitting all over Citizen Kane, and it has 3000 likes. 2/5. Drives me crazy.
I missed it live but Chib’s titanic review ain’t wrong
Yeah but "This happened to my buddy Eric" is one of the best reviews ever writen
@ColorOfPomegranatesEnjoyer
5 күн бұрын
the guy who wrote it is our generation's oppenheimer
11:50 that’s exactly what went through my head and i caught myself realizing how silly it was when he pointed it out 😭
6:18 listen, I need that little bit of dopamine every time I log a movie, boardgame, videogame, song, wine, whisky or beer. let me enjoy my million apps for cataloging
@T--------
Ай бұрын
I just think about it as a replacement for storing all of those things you enjoy physically, like some people can afford to have massive bookshelves mostly just to stare at them I think it's neat to get a similar ish experience with those websites
Librarian we know you have an extensive MAL, you didn't need to tell us
What do you mean there is no Monsters Inc. reference in Scott Pilgrim? 😢
Just adding here that a Letterboxd court would be so good once in a while. The takes from either side would be so beautiful to watch
How the hell do you tell I'm Walking on Sunshine apart from Ballroom Blitz, they have the same damn drumline
70% of letterbox is people in the reviews trying to gaslight you into thinking you're gay
@twincherries6698
Ай бұрын
This is unbelievably real
@oliviapg
Ай бұрын
joke's on them I already know I'm gay
@froggin-zp4nr
8 күн бұрын
*Man has a man friend who he doesn't outwardly hate* clearly gay coded
I deleted all my media logging stuff at one point. I realized it was something I was only doing for my ego.
I can't believe NL remembers the walking on sunshine duster lady
the "reviews" looks like reddit comments. lol
Not me after logging 362 movies this year…
hooooly howd no one say anything about the ice on that wrist?????
Normies getting the MAL experience.
Letterboxd becomes 100x better once you start blocking the annoying reviewers (looking at you, Lucy and MiaVicino)
i prefer these shitposty reviews than the pointless nerdy essays that every critic-wannabe leaves on sites like rateyourmusic for example
Can someone explain the andrew dice clay thing?
Love the idea of starting a message to your wife with Hello, 💀
I like genuine earnest reviews on Letterboxd but they’re hard to find because everyone is trying to make the next funny hahah review
Letterboxd React Court would go CRAAZZZZYY
Three and a half stars to WAITRESS and two and a half to COLOR OF MONEY??
Someone once said the 4 and 2 star reviews are the truth and not just bandwagoning
I can't fully blame those people, because Letterboxd doesn't let you private your own reviews. Sometimes I just want to write a silly thing about the movie, but the only way is to write a review and I can't even "hide review" or "visible to friends only". EVERYONE in the website needs to see your "review", even if it's just a dumb joke.
It's too early in the morning for me to say anything creative in the comments
@princessgarfi3ld
Ай бұрын
hush bubba, go back to sleep x
@barcodebear
Ай бұрын
@@princessgarfi3ld LMFAO ok habibi ttyl x
@spyczech
Ай бұрын
this coffee needs to hit in
I see NL talking about Letterboxd, I click instantly
Chat is out of sync. We get +2s before NL makes the joke lol
@IgneousGorilla
Ай бұрын
Chat's ass got pavlov'd
It’s so over for Chiblee. I don’t understand how anyone can just intend to watch a movie but just decide to put it on the second monitor while they distract themselves with something else.
@Astradyne
19 күн бұрын
Well chib does play RuneScape.
im reading the essay reviews but only the half star /5 ones :)
Joel
We are librarians, Of course we stay pegged once a day!
Not me losing my mind that neither NL or chat mention American Psycho for Walking on Sunshine…
i am upset about color of money 2.5 stars also still mad about banshees
LIbrarian couldn't find the piss graph :(
I dont know bro , i like letterbxx and love how everyone gets to express their opinion. Sayinf who are you to someone writing down their opinion is so cringe lol
I think it says a lot about a person when they choose to interact with earnest art in a glib, ironic way. Gives Doug Walker “parodying” The Wall vibes.
can he not be rude to chib.
@Ohneisan
Ай бұрын
Thats oomf
@user__1312
Ай бұрын
that's gore of my comfort character
@moresnqp
Ай бұрын
im sorry but why are you here have you always been here you are a spectre of the internet and you show up in places unbeknownst to even the most perspective mortals
@IgneousGorilla
Ай бұрын
Hes a certified chib hater since the incident...
this is gonna be a weird comment but i remember looking at the top review for elden ring on backloggd (letterboxd for games) and it was some schizo talking about how the game has themes of r*pe all over the story
hi chat what kind of hummus do u prefer
NL has defended uncut gems like 20 times on stream by now
Of the non-serious top reviews, like 95% of them is always the user thirsting over one of the characters in the movie.
glorp
New outro song just dropped boys
Even though some people on IMDB are really annoying and thoughtless with their reviews, letterboxd wins the stupid award by far when it comes to film reviews. It's like walking into an instagram comment section where people are trying to find the dumbest joke to make to get likes.
This but for music reviews on AOTY.
say what u want about chib's letterboxd account, still no less worse than uwe boll's letterboxd where he says other movies are shit and shills his own movies the most lol
Imdb supremacy
I think there’s a really high % of girls on Letterboxd
@matthewhunter1193
9 күн бұрын
Triggered bro?!
@nerveh4wk
8 күн бұрын
@@matthewhunter1193 yup for sure mathewcunter1193
"Ha Ha"
when you take shit way too seriously:
@mr.dirtydan3338
7 күн бұрын
To you maybe. You can't expect everyone to follow your lackidasical view on art.
holy shit i just watched high fidelity this past weekend. the review hating on the main character but enjoying the movie is an entirely fair take
whats wrong with giving baby driver a 4
its just not that serious, there are genuine reviewers on letterboxd, but you kinda have to find them, and then follow them so you see their reviews at the top of your list. But again its just not that serious, most people just use letterboxd to Log movies, and see what their friends are watching.
I hate the reviews on Letterboxd so much, they’re all trying so hard to be funny or quirky
Only thing i bother with is anime and books, movies and games i never felt like registering, much less rating I have friends on all the websites and its amazing they bother to me
I sometimes like joke reviews and sometimes I cant stand them, I'm kind of a hypocrite. Like when I love a movie and everyone else also loves it I don't really care as much to see people regurgitate a bunch of points about why the movie I also liked is good and I like seeing peoples dumb jokes after the movie. There never top tier comedy but they might get a nose exhale laugh out of me. But when I like a movie and letterboxd doesn't or when I dislike a movie and they like it and all the top reviews are just those lame nose exhale worthy jokes I don't like that because I want to see peoples deeper thoughts and see why most people disagreed with me. I don't really care that much tho. This whole video kind of bothers me because it feels like an old man yelling at a bunch of teenagers because they don't engage with movies the way he wants them too. I assume your other content is better the way this comments section is sucking you off but this video was kind of bad.
2.5 stars on the color of money 👎
What the fuck is letterboxd.
idk I think they’re pretty funny
Librarian da 🐐 no🧢
Ill die on the hill that uncut gems was like 6.5/10
Chiblee’s reviews were based