#2 will absolutely SHOCK YOU! 😱 What are some of your boldest Splatoon opinions? Let me know in the comments! And again, don't take this video too seriously lol. 😉

@timotheatae

4 ай бұрын

My boldest opinion is that it wouldn't be out of character for Marina to be the villain in S-

@ZintendoYT

4 ай бұрын

BUBBLE BLOWER SHOULD COME BACK :DDD

@narrator-bf

4 ай бұрын

idk about everyone else but agent 3's suit is the best looking gear in the game ( bold...maybe )

@HeyItsGalazz

4 ай бұрын

Yeah it should come back honestly​@@ZintendoYT

@rami2042

4 ай бұрын

Inklings and octolings can and do touch water safely, the thing that splats them is somesort of barrier to keep them in the designated turf war/other modes places. Since you die after faling of a stage without hitting the ground its apparent that this game barrier is in universe too. I will die on his standpoint. I mean it.

The voiceover in this video sounds like someone showed up to a voiceover job and was handed a script but they're only there for the $7 per 2 hours pay and free cupcakes in the lobby

@narrator-bf

4 ай бұрын

man sounds like he gets paid WAY less then $7 man sounds like he gets paid $0.2 every month lol

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

He is an unpaid intern who is secretly stealing office supplies as payment let’s be fr

@BooTube5

4 ай бұрын

true@@-Hamza

@Spikey-gamer52

4 ай бұрын

Voice over is hilarious

@Matty9

4 ай бұрын

He’s trying to mimic the “number 15 Burger King foot lettuce “

The instructions "Frye sucks" "Mincemeat is perfect" "Splatoon 2 is the GOAT" Were unclear. There are 2 pipebombs underneath my house and 200 protesters on my street.

@Phantom23276

4 ай бұрын

You think that’s bad I’m currently getting jumped by 209 splatoon fans after saying That

@WingedEchoes

4 ай бұрын

Twitter wants the know your location. Splatoon community wants to know your location.

"number 15, burger king foot lettuce"

@big_t6471

4 ай бұрын

"The last thing you want"

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

“In your Burger King burger”

@Pearl_Blossom

4 ай бұрын

"Is someone's foot fungus"

The voice the entire time just makes this whole video better why do I love how monotone and done it sounds 😭

the monotone voice is so freaking funny but im glad it didnt take up the whole video

This took me way too long to realize it was sarcasm 😭

I can't believe some people think Trizooka is a good special! I mean, seriously, Reefslider comes out just as fast (as long as you aren't mid-air, factoring in the travel time, or lagging so badly you die after already being halfway down your travel path), deals MORE indirect damage, makes you INVINCIBLE, and even has a bigger explosion radius!!! Trizooka is just a big bullet that relies on random chance and luck to aim, and my Aerospray already shoots tons of those every second!

Let's be real, Frye is losing next fest and we'll all laugh at it (Not that I'd mind if this ages badly though)

@zanpakutoman4225

4 ай бұрын

I'm almost positive Frye should be set up for the win, with Saturday vs Friday and Sunday. But, I would kind of love it if she only had 1 win (outside of Japan) and peoples' headcannon is that she constantly reminisces and brings up her "Sweet" victory.

@FierceBoi325

4 ай бұрын

Frye victory

@Hype_manta

4 ай бұрын

It would be hilarious if shiver won instead of frye

@FierceBoi325

4 ай бұрын

@hype_manta if Frye loses this, I will cry

@chaotic_44

4 ай бұрын

Oh! I was right

Never before in my life have I been so perplexed by everything in a video to where I do not know what to think of it, bravo 10/10 (P.S. who held you at gunpoint to say all this)

@chaotic_44

4 ай бұрын

Alpha did it, he beat Hamza !!

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

@@chaotic_44 Yeah pretty much my video comprehension is at an all time low with this one, this is the acid trip of videos right here

Somehow the monotone voice makes this video topic even better. It fits too well. I think we all know by now that sharing opinions about Splatoon is a gamble of whether or not people dogpile on you about said opinion. Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯

THE MONOTONE/LIFELESS VOICE, BRO DID NOT WANNA MAKE THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭 (great video anyways LOL-)

* 52 Gal is the least annoying weapon of all time * Camp Triggerfish was a totally playable map * Tenta Missiles is the most skilled special in the game

1:58 Hey that guy named BD*Chicken beside you using .52 gal is ME lol

2:01 yes, that is exactly what you are supposed to do

I think they should add mpu back into splatoon 3. As someone who mains a weapon that had its damaged buffed by mpu I think my opinion is very unbiased

Burger King foot lettuce ahh voice

I can still remember when someone wanted stingray back in splatoon 3

I haven't seen any of these videos since 2020 I don't even remember Splatoon

there is still a VERRRRYYYYY small chance for big man to be the worst. if frye wins EVERY SINGLE SPLATFEST from now until the game stops getting updated, she won't be the worst idol, unfortunately.

@FierceBoi325

4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately!?!?

@coroikax

4 ай бұрын

people who dont choose based on idol>>>>

"Frye is worst idol." - You are wrong, good day, sir.

Alpha I don't know if you know this but April is still 2 months away

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

Literally my exact thoughts lmao (you’re lucky he didn’t slander big swig)

“Octo expansion is mid” I could type up an entire essay on just the lore it provides alone, let alone the phenomenal gameplay, level design, and more.

well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

Bro you did not make another comment with the “copypasta” (heavy air quotes) after the other guy deleted their comment because yall kept spamming in the replies 😭 Edit: nvm they didn’t delete their comment but still lmaoo

Top ten most dangerous water slides voice

OMG APRIL 9TH THE DAY SPLATOON 1 IS GETTING SHUT DOWN… THATS 1 DAY TILL MY BIRTHDAY 😅

0:07 MA LOOK I'M ON SCREEN

Your Opinions on the game-

I was not expecting dungue dice cress summons :0

“And finally… number 15 Burger King foot lettuce”

PEAK VIDEO Y'ALL! AMAZING TAKES BY ALPHA!

Well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it.

When you get called 30 for your customization addiction

the fact that after 7 minutes of video i still dot know if this is irony or not...

i forgot to make a non-reply comment and i wanted to say that this video is hilarious and probably going up there as one of my favorites of yours

Why does bro sound like chills

I finally got back into splatoon 3 there is 2 main problems, no camp triggerfish and why is mincemeat in rotation 90% of the time

Why do you sound like squidward LMAO

Frye is the best idol in 3. Fight me

@least_sane_human

4 ай бұрын

agreed

They're called Opinions for a Reason

I love how obviously sarcastic this is. With the splattercolor and the tricolor and MiNcEmEaT cod i hate MINCEMEAT

Honestly this video is hilarious, well done. Also Splatoon 2 isn’t the best game in the series, fight me out on the Tetris piece- I mean Brinewater Springs!!

OH, its for deceritive, just to be there, NOW PRAISE THAT POLE!

"Some splatoon fans around the age of 30" i have to believe thats you considering how you sound like 30 year who's been dead inside for 15 of those 30 years in this video Jokes aside though, i hope im still playing splatoon when i hit 30. I love this series

i onlt play table turf when i get temp banned.

Naw this ain't chills it's shivers 💀💀💀💀💀

i heard another bad opinion and it was “alphastar is the best splatuber ever” such a silly opinion. (IM KIDING HAHDBS GREAT VIDEO)

Just realised this was sarcastic lol

finally a good video

this is truly the opinion video of all time, i 100% agree with these opinions- UHHHHHHHHHH I MEAN you, I agree with you, yeah, that's totally what i meant... jokes aside, frye still has people hating her? i thought that was all in the past? kinda sad in my opinion on the topic of frye, she's cool unless it's splatfest. i cant remember a single time where i haven't been squidbagged by someone on frye's team (or, when i'm on her team, seeing my teammates squidbag someone) one of the opinions that i hate isn't really about splatoon, but still splatoon-related enough (i think). so many people are trash talking a pretty cool splatoon-like game because it took inspiration from splatoon. people are saying that it's just a bad splatoon clone and i despise that because it's pretty unique. anyway ill stop rambling because this comment is getting way too long and i dunno if this is splatoon enough to complain about here (all the jokes in this video and the splattercolor screen one was the one to make me die of laughter, everyone was talking about the screen like they were being held hostage and being forced to be under its effect for hours when in reality it was an effect that lasted literally like 5 seconds)

I somehow only realized your voice was monotone at the end of the video

Flouder highest is awful in splat 3 its so cramped

Side Order is the best single player campaign.

Why does Everyone hate Frye, In my opinion, we should get rid of shiver

@Myaniac

4 ай бұрын

Don't say that in front of the Japanese player base. 😅

@GinaXkiip

4 ай бұрын

well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it

@zeatehkcasualaccount

4 ай бұрын

well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it

@chaotic_44

4 ай бұрын

well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it

@modularb

4 ай бұрын

Why hate when you can, ✨Lesbianate✨

I started liking Splatoon around the time of the Splatoon 3 starter Pokémon Splatfest, And 3 was my first game. My siblings have 1 and 2, So after I was done with 3 I played 2, And yesterday I tried actually playing Splatoon 2 properly (Turf war and salmon run), And I have to agree that it's my favourite out of them all. (Sorry for all the numbers)

Some of those I like

I don't know how to feel about this video

he quite literally became chills the entire video (for people who don’t know this guy, this video is not the normal amount of life in his videos and is probably a joke)

New Title: Top 5 BEST Splatoon Opinions of All Time

But I actually like Mincemeat Metalworks. Is it perfect? No. Do I still like it? Yes. Fight me.

Legitimately the opposite of all of these is the truth

Ik this video was more of just joking around about the opinions and such. But I never truly understood the argument of “Splatoon 2 is the worst game in the series” when Splatoon 1 is right there and it has worse design in specials, arguably maps, it has defense up, etc. But I can understand Splatoon 2 not being considered the best in the series. Also the tone you kept throughout the video was so funny 😭😭

"yeah its like i can 1v4 the whole fucking team in mincemeat , when they're also flanking with the ramp." yeah.😐

I am technically in this video :D!

How did I literally just figure out that this was a joke? Edit: I still don’t know if this is a joke or not 😭

By far the worst take ive heard was big man not being perfect in every way. Oh yeah and also deep cut not being the best idol group. And also some ppl rlly think undercover needs a buff lol. It can shoot and shield. Needs nerf immediately.

Best Sub: Toxic Mist Works in every community.☁☣

As someone who played Splatoon 2 for the first time and hearing you diss it with your soulless voice, YOU JUST LOST A SUBSCRIBER/J 😡😡. But either way, some of your options I do agree with.

Why does he sound like he had nothing better to do though out this whole video. Other than that, some of these opinions make sense

One of the worst opinions that I've heard is Octo Expansion is good. The levels are too difficult and the finale was just painting. 0/10 do better.

Burger King foot lettuce guy

Mincemeat pole is just Wahoo pole 2.0, change my mind.

I'm not sure if this video is supposed to be a joke or it's his actual thoughts but if it's the 2nd one then I'm kind of mildly infuriating.

My opinion is that dslider is good and needs nerfs

The voice is making me cackle

WE LOVE THE MINCEMEAT POLE ACTUALLY

I think this video was made to be funny. Right? Edit: Can y’all read? I don’t need to know this 4 times 💀

@zeatehkcasualaccount

4 ай бұрын

no these are his honest opinions trust

@ghostlybeannie

4 ай бұрын

No the video was genuine and honest

@chaotic_44

4 ай бұрын

yeah he told the members he was being genuine

@som-two

4 ай бұрын

nah this was genuine

number 6: 8 ball was a good mode

Nothing but Ws

I plead the 5th.

His voice is very monotone in this video

You just sound dead💀

Number 1 is based honestly but every other opinion will give you a pipe bomb in your mailbox

🙃

Hi

Sorry bro but I’ve actually lost respect for you from the moment you said “Frye is the worst splatoon idol” Because believe it or not splatfest results don’t matter. I don’t think it’s fair don’t you think

Well, screw you too, i can simp for shiver all i want, how dare you say she should be deleted, she is the best idol so far out of everyone, the splatfests prove if, if she should be removed why would she win every splatfest, unlike the rug and forehead she has an acutal good appearance, the other two are just bland while she is perfect, saying she should be removed is just admitting you are bad at the game for not winning splatfest, cope with it. (/c)

Guys mincemeat is trash im sorry

Bro why do you sound so dead

Splatoon fans are also very toxic!

I agree with the frye one

ehy youhoy ghagtyree ffryeeeeeeee

Heed my words: Frye will win next week JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE WE WILL GET OUR REVENGE

𝙃𝙖𝙝𝙖

Nah Frye number 1 idol

frye fans have a skill issue lowkey (im frye fans)

@Amethyst0407

4 ай бұрын

They do have a skill issue ngl (I am also frye fans)

@zeatehkcasualaccount

4 ай бұрын

som we know you have a skill issue but what about the other frye fans?

@som-two

4 ай бұрын

CEASE RIGHT NOW

@Amethyst0407

4 ай бұрын

Bullying Som: pt. I have lost count

@-Hamza

4 ай бұрын

I’ve heard snorting milk is a good way to relieve stress if u wanna try that som ^^

Are you /srs or /j?

Hello first

@BlossomsofCherries

4 ай бұрын

you sure?

@adamburgess311

4 ай бұрын

Yeah no comment was before this but the order doesn’t matter of who is first

@BlossomsofCherries

4 ай бұрын

@@adamburgess311 oh uh sorry

@adamburgess311

4 ай бұрын

@@BlossomsofCherries 👍🏻it is totally fine