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@spiderlover2021

Жыл бұрын

How about top 10 countries that are great to visit, but are hard to live in? Or at least hard to adjust to living in. Like in Japan its a beautiful place to visit, but I heard its not as easy to live in as you think or something like that.

@josephtaylor3221

Жыл бұрын

John Lennon never made out 'The Beatles' were greater than Jesus. He was actually saying that the group's fans were becoming more enthusiastic about the Fab Four, than religion, which, because I'm an atheist, can completely understand.

@UpperDarbyDetailing

Жыл бұрын

So these aren't real?

@natachascorner

Жыл бұрын

To say that antisemitic is wors is wrong. Both horrible but imagine as a black child seeing that bozo talk about ansestors like that. No ona cared about his outburst on black people and slavery but god forbid jews get offended. How many blacks have died? Black people stands for everyone but still get hate from other poc's. That's a shame. I'm dissapointed that it's pitched against eatchother when in the end human beings are used, tortured and killed.

@caroljo420

Жыл бұрын

Kanye is an idiot!

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt...” -Mark Twain

@MrBandorr

Жыл бұрын

Yet... you chose to post this.

@BUDOKAIultimate3

Жыл бұрын

Bible had it first...

@chuckh4553

Жыл бұрын

@@MrBandorr wow... You really showed him.

@krisfrederick5001

Жыл бұрын

@@MrBandorr Yet you chose to post this?

@galactusholmes

Жыл бұрын

@@MrBandorr “never argue with a fool or you may appear to be one yourself” - Murphy

Mike Tyson just got punched in the head multiple times before he messed up the word “oblivion.”

@sarahantonietti4867

Жыл бұрын

And it sounds like it was a metathesis or malapropism (yes i had to look up those words lol. I kept wanting to call it a spoonerism, but it’s not quite that), which are pretty common linguistic errors.

@matthewl1049

Жыл бұрын

Tyson is definitely an exception he’s suffered with a speech impediment his whole life and look at his physical condition during the interview, don’t think many people could even speak at all or even think straight after what he went through that night.

@jasontoddman7265

Жыл бұрын

It's not like it was even that noticeable if people hadn't even harped on it so much. Imo most people would have been completely incoherent after getting a beating like the one he took. Pretty sure *I'd* have been unconscious.

When Charlie Sheen said "you can't process me with a normal brain", he was right.

@dakkuri1

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣spot on

@uncriticalthinkerNZ

Жыл бұрын

No, it’s just that he doesn’t like how a normal brain perceives him 😂

@LESRAM1981

Жыл бұрын

It's Charlie Sheen. What do we expect?

@supercommie

Жыл бұрын

Charlie snorted way too much coke that day.

@snoopy420-X

Жыл бұрын

He was constantly wired at the time, that’s for sure

"Don't let your mouth be faster than your brain." - My mom

@garyfrazier5414

Жыл бұрын

Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash.

@foy5051

Жыл бұрын

Smart

@joshuamohlman

Жыл бұрын

@@foy5051 thanks

Yeah, Jessica Simpson also refused buffalo wings on the same show because she didn’t eat buffalo…..there are just no words🤣

@leesashriber5097

Жыл бұрын

That chicken and tuna scene was so hilarious 😂😂

@briansullivan5908

Жыл бұрын

she should try it buffalo is really good

@normturner4849

Жыл бұрын

How does she know buffallo aint no good if'n she ne'er tried it?? Well anyway, that’s why buffalo no longer fly...all these yanks been & gone & done eaten de wings offin dem buff’lo. Thank God there be veterinarian volunteers to save dem poor buff’lo. 🥰😐

@eleonoraschotsborg

Жыл бұрын

I'm from the Netherlands. Why it's called buffalo wings?

@user-kh2ut7jb6l

Жыл бұрын

@@eleonoraschotsborg it actually has nothing to do with buffalos. that kind of wing was originated in a city called Buffalo in New York. it confused me at first too lol

Explaining to Kanye West that there are consequences to his words and actions is like giving a PowerPoint presentation to your dog explaining why he needs to stop getting into the garbage.

@99kdaniel

Жыл бұрын

Or the litterbox

@noemistephanie93

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@yorkthasen520

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@SGlitz

Жыл бұрын

Why? A leftist can say outrageously defamatory and untrue things and there are no consequences....

@Nola5427

10 ай бұрын

But the dog would understand! Lol

the entire list could be filled up with things that kanye has said 😭😭😭

@joey4grande

Жыл бұрын

WAIT ARE WE ALL SAYING THE SAME EXACT THING?!?!? LOL

@ahlethescout8404

Жыл бұрын

Any joke we make against Kanye just gets better with time

@vanessastegall

Жыл бұрын

@@ahlethescout8404 we’re not joking. Kanye is not a good person. He’s toxic

@ahlethescout8404

Жыл бұрын

@@vanessastegall I do agree with you I wrote this comment before watching expecting the comment feature to be his “I’ll go down in history” diatribe or stuff like that Apologies if offended I don’t stand with Kanye

@captainchaosxx3866

Жыл бұрын

I strongly disagree. How is everyone forgetting Jaden Smith

“Fame isn’t everything.” -Severus Snape.

This video is a great example of why you should always say something in your head before saying it out loud. Especially if countless people are going to hear it.

@andrew2945

Жыл бұрын

so basically you saying people must say what other people wanna hear, instead of their own opinions

@lessismore8533

Жыл бұрын

Yup! That’s why I’m glad I ain’t no celebrity

@ferminangelcarhuajulcaguil1196

Жыл бұрын

@@andrew2945 Yes, if you dont wanna get called out for your shit, buy if you wanna look like a clown, go ahead.

@vanessastegall

Жыл бұрын

@@andrew2945 the old adage think before you speak applies.

@Shebeast3

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

Paris Hilton once said, "What's Wal-Mart, do they like sell walls and stuff?

@freya8133

Жыл бұрын

She was probably either making a joke or she'd never heard of it (she obviously never shops there!).

@colleensparks847

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keith8913

Жыл бұрын

@@freya8133 I think we gathered that she had never heard of it. That's the point

@Hippielove90

Жыл бұрын

@@freya8133 she actually has a documentary on KZread called This is Paris where she talks about that. According to her, the producers of The Simple Life wanted her to play dumb but she really did know what Walmart is. She was also forced to do chores in a place her parents sent her to but in the documentary one or her friends from that place mentioned seeing Paris claim on Simple Life that she didn't know how to use a broom and her friend said "I know that girl knows how to use a broom"

@hydrolito

Жыл бұрын

Lumber companies would be better place to buy wood to make walls.

This entire list could be Kanye West and the Kardashians

@normturner4849

Жыл бұрын

True but West is so obnoxious that no one would watch that vid.

@RicoX-17

Жыл бұрын

Kardashians? Oh, sorry, I was confused. I think you mean the Trashdashians, perhaps?

Jessica Simpson "Why is Tuna called The Chicken of the sea?". 🤦🏿‍♂️

I have never understood why people like West. Never thought his music was any good compared to just about any other artist in his genre, or any at all for that matter.

I love how Kelly Osborne had that smug look like she was thinking "THIS is the nail in the coffin comment that will get everyone on my side and own him" and you can see it drop INSTANTLY as she sees everyone's reaction.. way to out yourself as much of a racist as him..

This could've been a much, much longer list.

@Vittrich

Жыл бұрын

yay with kanye alone

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

I agree

Rebecca saying 50 cent’s quote made me laugh out loud

My favourite thing that a celebrity said was Farrah Abraham when she said “I wasn’t driving drunk, I was parked” after Dr.Phil asked her how did she get to leave from her friends party place to the parked spot she was at 😂

You could make this a top 2000 and people would still be complaining about the ones that are missing. 🤣

@noemistephanie93

Жыл бұрын

Lol true 😂😂😂

I dunno about Tyson. He basically skipped a syllable after being repeatedly punched in the head.

@cadendicky1855

Жыл бұрын

Brain damage is a serious effect that comes from boxing.

@barthslung

Жыл бұрын

@@cadendicky1855 It absolutely is. Especially after a career of being punched in the head

The amounts of lists Kanye has inspired....

@Diamond_Dragon254

Жыл бұрын

Over Nine Thousand

@poolside123canadian7

Жыл бұрын

It’s so much that everyone at WatchMojo had to hire the Twitter employees Elon fired to write for them.😂

@vanessastegall

Жыл бұрын

@@poolside123canadian7 the narrators write the scripts so you’re wrong

@Lost20048

Жыл бұрын

@@vanessastegall r/whoooosh

@vanessastegall

Жыл бұрын

@@Lost20048 🙄

My Wife once asked me "What's the name of the spider in Charlotte's Web?"

@captainspaulding5963

Жыл бұрын

I once had a friend who's younger sister was surprised to learn that Thanksgiving was going to be on a Thursday!

@freya8133

Жыл бұрын

@@captainspaulding5963 hope she was VERY young!!

"Fade into Bolivian" has me dying. 😅🤣

@jasongrundy1717

Жыл бұрын

Doing better than me if I'd taken even 1 of those punches.

@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833

Жыл бұрын

I mean it’s close enough. But come on the dude probably had a concussion and shoulda been in a hospital.

@linainverse9369

Жыл бұрын

His brain was probably scrambled, so I'll give him a pass

@adrianfleming3437

Жыл бұрын

@@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833 well he faded into Bolivian marching powder for a while.

I don't know how Rebecca said 50 Cent's comment without cracking up.

@Legend77700

Жыл бұрын

😅

@nkosilathimukura6106

Жыл бұрын

Me and the boys all say we're goin back home to get a shordie

@envymordecai4429

Жыл бұрын

I saw this comment before I got to that part in the video and when I saw my jaw hit the fucking basement floor

Surprised this isn’t a much longer list, tbh!

Surprised Katy Perry's "Is math related to science?" comment isn't on here.

Years ago my girlfriend at the time had a really good one. My friends birthday a few of us went and had a bonfire after a couple beers and a little weed she looked up at the moon spaced out and said " so when it's a new moon, does that mean like it's a brand new moon?" Me and my friends just burst out laughing

what tyson said shouldnt be considered dumb, it simply was a tongue twister for him

@hydrangeas_lover

8 ай бұрын

Thank you

The one still makes me LOL is Snooki saying I don’t eat lobster because it’s alive when you kill it. 😂😂😂😂

@TheKaiTetley

Жыл бұрын

Elon Musk: It’s not that hard. It’s a tube with an air hockey table.

I’m getting dumber the longer I watch this video 😂

How did Kim K not fill every single slot on this list

"You have clean the vacuum in order to become the vacuum"- Jaden Smith

to be fair to Christina, she might have not known Cannes was a city. Cannes Film Festival is vague enough title wise that it sounds like an organization as opposed to a city. Not all the festivals are named film festival.

@Zurich_for_Beginners

Жыл бұрын

let's take the Basel Art festival. It is held in Basel Switzerland but also in other cities.

@donovanlocust1106

Жыл бұрын

Or thr Ontario Film Festival

@Tandran

Жыл бұрын

I had heard of the festival but knew nothing about it, I probably would have made the same mistake.

@jpmackey1607

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don’t think what she said was dumb. Mojo was reaching there.

@ingGS

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Another one is Cameron Díaz saying she has felt the effect of gravity, that is not dumb, in the context of the interview it was clear she was talking about how the skin tends to sag with age.

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton

@Hippielove90

Жыл бұрын

She actually has a documentary on KZread called This is Paris where she speaks about that. According to her the producers from The Simple Life wanted her playing dumb but in real life she did know what a Walmart is.

Knowing Tyson and his history with coke, saying he was "going to disappear into Bolivian" probably wasn't a mistake.

@hydrangeas_lover

8 ай бұрын

It was a tongue twister for which is apparent from his every day speech.

Surely the gwenyth paltrow and lindsay lohan comments should be higher than most of these.

I'm horrified to learn that Snooki has offspring...

50 cents out of nowhere entry broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG why did that clip of Charlie Sheen remind me SO MUCH of Homelander from The Boys. Totally sounds like something he'd say.

I want to see a top-10 list of Mike Tyson rants. People forget, but he once said to a female ESPN reporter on air: "I don't speak to women unless I fornicate with them first. So unless you want to... I would be quiet.

Does the Disney CEO count? Because I read somewhere that he claimed that adults don't watch animated movies.

@annafowdy

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, he's not the only one who thinks that.

@eggmannega6895

Жыл бұрын

@@annafowdy Then what does he call animated movies rated R? Chopped liver?

After this list it'll be impossible to look at any of these Celebrities without feeling Cringe.

Over 10 years ago. My friend argued with me, that thanksgiving was not going to land on a Thursday this year..he said this year it’s on a Sunday and he was serious. I remind him about it every now and then. We laugh about.

Multiple times I said things without thinking them through. I had some moments where I took to social media to apologize.

Kanye also said recently (like I think a couple hours ago but the tweet got yeeted) that calling someone an antisemite is "the new n-word" and I'm like...?

@asuicuneontheobx823

Жыл бұрын

So he's the next Hitler then

Honestly, given what we know about Charlie Sheen and why he self-destructed, there's a probability that most of the incidents here were done while stoned.

Lennon's comment might have been a bit tone deaf, but he was literally right. The Beatles had more fans than there are Christians at that time.

As someone who's dyslexic, I can see how Mike could've said that, and I haven't been punched in the head as he has been. 😅💁🏻‍♀

@keith8913

Жыл бұрын

Dyslexia has nothing to do with it. It's his speech impediment. I'm sure having a concussion didn't help any though

John Lennon was right, though. Most people between 13 to 35 years old of that year he said it would pay to see The Beatles perform but wouldn't pay to enter their church.

That John lennon quote cost him his life eventually 😢

Like the great Dave Chappelle said before “Who gives AF what Ja Rule thinks in a time like this”.

Not all can quantify as dumb, hateful and inconsiderate may not always be dumb.

the most stupid thing though is that we revere these people....or is it the most scary thing? I can't choose.

@BUDOKAIultimate3

Жыл бұрын

2 things can be true...

To be fair to John Lennon a survey WAS taken (last year in 2021 I believe) that showed that 4 out of 10 Americans are Religious and the numbers are still declining. Edit: And it isn't because of The Beatles.

@hydrolito

Жыл бұрын

Beetles are insects the musicians' group was spelled Beatles.

Kanye…. the gift that keeps giving. Please don’t stop 😂😂

@robynwolph3836

Жыл бұрын

You're a disgusting racist POS

@normturner4849

Жыл бұрын

His idiocy is fine to laugh at. It’s the fact he is so obnoxious that I can’t help but loathe him. 😤

As an avid music fan and a Christian, I want to clarify what John Lennon meant by putting it in to context (based on his original interview and commentary from others in the band). Lennon was simply pointing out the fact that even HE thought that the Beatles success was getting ludicrous.

All I can say is, no wonder Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are no longer married.

I don't know if the Lennon quotation really was all that dumb in the end, because everyone went and bought all their records still or again anyway hahaha

@SilverExl

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that quote is not for this list.

@bcaye

Жыл бұрын

Agree. They left out the backstory.

There are a lot of film festivals and not all are named after the city they are hosted in.

To be fair to Cristina I didn't know Cannes was the name of a city either. I might've assumed it was, but I didn't know that with certainty.

I mean, technically if you've never heard of Cannes you probably wouldn't know it was a city. Everyone's heard of NYC so I don't think it's the same.

@freya8133

Жыл бұрын

She's still dumb.

@hydrolito

Жыл бұрын

There is an island of primitives that still use spears which people avoid because they will kill anyone that goes there.

Some of these folks need to have a whole video worth of dumb stuff said for just one person.

Kelly Osborne statement was classic. Im black and Hispanic and I was so shocked I laughed

I think even atheists would agree that John Lennon saying that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus was dumb

Shouldn't this be a top 100 list?

One time my sister asked, What time does the 6:30 news come on? Also, Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean or dirty? Bless her heart. I miss her ❤

@Nola5427

10 ай бұрын

The dishwadher question isn' t stupid, if you don' t look you don' t know, or you just ask your family.

@SailorsGirl1957

10 ай бұрын

@nola5427 your reply made me think, and you're right. I recalled it incorrectly. What she asked was; Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean? The answer came back, No. *Then* she asked, well are they dirty? 😆 There's the funny part.

@Nola5427

10 ай бұрын

@@SailorsGirl1957 oh you didn' t say that part, lol 🙂

Celebrities tend to say dumb things for the sake of entertainment. It may just be a part of their job. They’re meant to entertain people, after all. Sometimes it could possibly ruin their reputation, but they still manage to get on their own two feet somehow by the end of the day.

@deanmccrorie3461

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. No publicity is bad publicity

@chrisguara

Жыл бұрын

The thing is it depends on the subject they are talking about. If they don't think twice before saying, it may or may not make them look and sound dumb

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

I think it all depends on what the subject is. If they don’t think twice before saying it, it may or may not come off as dumb.

All of these quotes are PERFECT for the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said page a day calendar!

@jamar47officialyoutubechan47

4 ай бұрын

😂👍

my favourite will ALWAYS be Snooki's "I don't like to eat lobster because it's alive when you kill it" ICONIC

@jamar47officialyoutubechan47

4 ай бұрын

She very confused about on how death and life works

Jaden might be trolling his followers on twitter, trying to see how far he could push it and still get likes and retweets.

@sadie9728

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure that's what he'll claim one day

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

If he is, he’s very persistent, considering just how many of these tweets he’s posted.

"I might fade into Bolivian you know what I mean" -Mike Tyson ✌

@quecreations3244

Жыл бұрын

He should have just took a trip to Bolivian afterwards

One time My buddies and I were all in a car, driving around smoking a few blunts and one of my friends in the backseat was like "Roll up the window, I can't Breathe.. There's too much air" no joke! We all fell out. Hahahaa

OMG Britney’s was hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

At least 5 of the top 10 should have been Kanye quotes.

How you narrow it down to 20 with Kanye involved? He's got like 30+ on his own.

Tbh, the Myke Tyson one was hilarious😂

the way rebecca said that 50 cent comment made me audibly crack tf up

Kanye must truly be one of the dumbest amongst celebrities, and one of the most arrogant/ in love with himself. But then again, you often hear that those two things go hand in hand. (English is not my first language btw.)

Also with Jessica Simpson, where do buffalo wings come from?? I didn't know they had little wings like these.!!! Not exactly how she said it but it's the point

Here I was thinking that more than 3 of them would be Kardashian related

Whatever you say about Watchmojo, they do have balls for what is the equivalent to Rick Rolling us in Korean.

I knew the Jessica Simpson quote would be in this. I love it!

If you don’t know Cannes is a location then you wouldn’t know. It’s not dumb. It’s simply not knowing.

The 50 cent comment was actually hilarious lol in a dark humor kind of way.

Ugh, I remember the cringe I felt when Kelly said that. I get what she meant, that is how HE thinks, his views contradict each other, but the second those words left her lips I knew it was over

Snooki alone could get a top 20 list of dumbest things said

I understood exactly what Kelly Osborne meant. And, NO, I do NOT think she is racist at all. She was just making a correlation, which was absolutely correct. She maybe made a bad choice of words, but it kind of put her in Julianna Rancik's shoes, when she was offended by Julianna's comment regarding patchouli oil and dreads. We all let our mouth overload our asses, and it's DONE. OVER. Let it go. I haven't watched the who video yet, but I'm wondering how many times Kanye West will be spotlighted. He could have his own 2 hour video!

@brianbenoit6883

Жыл бұрын

I get it, but...that's why it's in a list of stupid statements and not malicious ones.

Embracing willful ignorance is The American way.

Oh, on a side note, at least we can prove the Beetles existed. Jesus... Not so much.

@jimmalone4851

Жыл бұрын

It annoyed me that Watchmojo consider that " a stupid thing to say" rather than, quite a good point about religion.

@WhereOceansMeeet

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmalone4851 It's likely because they have a big following and many are probably theists, so they don't want to piss off their base and lose 'fans.' I'm Australian, so I'm very candid whether people like it or now. Cheers!

@nestorsifuentesaguirre2722

Жыл бұрын

@@WhereOceansMeeet Becomes ironic because Lennon had "no proof" until WE had to see it with our own eyes making it like a case of accidental truth/fact

I would say they need to update this list ... but I don't think 'YE' is done yet ... so let's hold off for now.

I think you could just about have a top 10 just on shit Kanye has said

You guys should just to a list of The top 20 dumb things Kanye West has said. The hardest part of making that list would be picking which was the stupidest thing he said

"Eddie Isn't Up There In Heaven He's Down There In Hell !!!" : Randy Orton Smackdown post Eddie Guerrero passing

@captainspaulding5963

Жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh... except this list isn't made up of things that were said on a scripted adult soap opera.

Sorry but not everyone knows where Cannes is or that its located in France. Not really that dumb. The Sundance film festive is not held in Sundance. It's held in Park City, Utah so it's not that much of a stretch to think the Cannes Film Festival is just a name and not a place since it doesn't say "Cannes, France Film Festival".

I don’t have a drinking problem. The team has a problem with me drinking. - Johnny Manziel

"I'd rather be dead than sing Satisfaction when I'm 45"

Lennon saying The Beatles are more popular than Jesus isn’t far from the truth. Nor is the fact that Christianity is shrinking as a religion according to the latest PEW research.

@soldierofodin70

Жыл бұрын

But, I bet Christ would have been a Beleiber... 😉

@jbucktheman

Ай бұрын

I’m an atheist and I think what John said was stupid

It should've been "Anything Kayne's said"

You now have to update your list, Jennifer Lawrence claims there has never been an action movie with a woman in the starring lead before the "Hunger Games". Well, what about Pam Greir, Sigourney Weaver, Uma Thurman, Milla Jovovich?

@hydrolito

Жыл бұрын

Joan of Arc was filmed in 1900 also other versions of it after. That is probably not the first woman action movie either.

@elenarodriguez7809

Жыл бұрын

Red Sonja. I can't stand Jennifer Lawrence. She even claimed to be a New Yorker when she only lived there for like a minute. She was raised in Kentucky.

I once thought Estonia was somewhere in New Zealand … much to my friend’s delight … 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️