Top 15 Scariest REAL Voicemails Ever Recorded (W/ Audio)
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In this top 15 list, we look at the most scary voicemails ever caught on tape, with the original audio of these messages. From wrong numbers from strange people to mysterious calls with no explanation. Enjoy our analysis of these entries.
Written by: Jonah Petruic
Edited by: Huba Áron Csapó
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Music:
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@jasenator1323
6 жыл бұрын
Top15s SHREK ANUS
@rafaelalvarez4303
6 жыл бұрын
Top15s nice 👍🏻
@iamsh00keth82
6 жыл бұрын
Top15s hi!!
@yath7393
6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but your voice makes it even better.
@joaogabrielguimaraesgalvao5622
6 жыл бұрын
NUMBER 15
Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog John Wick: you picked the wrong house fool!
@attilabenedek15
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@meghaencaissie4659
5 жыл бұрын
@2016 Toyota Corolla true
@jesuslobo723
5 жыл бұрын
He can killed the dog like john wick 1
@AntonioFlores-sz6pt
5 жыл бұрын
Lol poor call
@shannonrae161
5 жыл бұрын
omfg 💀
Neighbour: I will poison your dog *JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.*
@pamelagonzalez7911
4 жыл бұрын
Memic 😂
@brayden_k2896
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@adenstanleyprice9014
4 жыл бұрын
Memic My FRIENDS DIED
@noob_im_am_pixelworlds8505
4 жыл бұрын
XED
@channtalaltheamoreno9712
4 жыл бұрын
Woah, he wished death ha!
Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog Thanos: you picked the wrong house
@xplatypus516
3 жыл бұрын
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
I am laughing at the Crystal voicemails. SOOO funny.
@veryweirdbunny8303
3 жыл бұрын
Why did it give me the dark crystal vibes
@TheWGaming4621
3 жыл бұрын
The crystal is a crystal
Voicemail: I’m gonna poison your dog Me: *Calls Keanu Reeves*
@mintixxx5958
5 жыл бұрын
TheImmortal Gamer is it weird that my friend is named Keanu Reeves?? he goes to my school lol
@abygaylee
4 жыл бұрын
TheImmortal Gamer call john wick
@MigolBigol
4 жыл бұрын
Abygayle Marie you do know Keanu Reeves is the actor as John wick
@beetlebottom1036
4 жыл бұрын
More like John wick 🤣
@lispylulu
4 жыл бұрын
TheImmortal Gamer call mf PETA
I got the most terrifying voicemail "I'm telling ur dad when he gets home"
@GreenBeanMeme
4 жыл бұрын
Angel Ortega jokes on you my dad left 13 years ago
@moxxy8626
4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooo your in troooooouble
@cokolate2480
4 жыл бұрын
Well mine was , im telling your mom when i get home
@orange7912
4 жыл бұрын
My dad didn't get the milk. :(
@Satoruyay
4 жыл бұрын
Peter P her Same
Neighbor guy: "I will poison your dog." Me: "So you have chosen death."
@amaanshikalgar6684
3 жыл бұрын
😨😰😥
@marienemozzarella8502
3 жыл бұрын
Are you Jhon Wick?
@Kfcpeoplehater911
3 жыл бұрын
Not funny didn't laugh
@fedra5873
3 жыл бұрын
@@marienemozzarella8502 jon wik😳
"the callers keep referring to a mysterious crystal Kevin apparently possesses" maybe they just think Kevin's their drug dealer
@paulacoutts166
4 жыл бұрын
KEVIN THE DEALER XD . 🤣🤣🤣
@b1tch_th4t_sh1ts
4 жыл бұрын
Trueeee
@doggy7982
4 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment on the exact time i was on that sentence of the video.
@Shardexe
4 жыл бұрын
Only Kevin and Jim Pickens can alter this comment
@neksus1746
4 жыл бұрын
Omg you jus debunked that voicemail
If anyone threatened my dog like that,, I swear to god they'd be catchin' these damn hands
@just_ashleylala1964
5 жыл бұрын
Bro the way my sister said it, it sounding like the person would catch them damn hands
@flamer38544
5 жыл бұрын
Go John Wick on them.
@yobber2991
5 жыл бұрын
He looks adorable.
@nikitaaleksandra5046
5 жыл бұрын
Woobadoob 199 the doggo in my propic is not my boye but you're right,, 10/10 that dog is v good
@Sleight-lq8qd
5 жыл бұрын
An overactive imagination was s amazing, all I can picture is a dog warping through time and space to yeet it’s neighbor out a window
“Or I will poison him” Me: *uses mirror force*
@WysteriaASMR
4 жыл бұрын
Me:*dovahkiin powers activated* you sure? I’ll shout you apart if you touch my dog
@h3llsp4wn38
4 жыл бұрын
You activated my trap card!!!
@Rat-ec6ed
4 жыл бұрын
**UNO REVERSE CARD HAS APPEARED** Me: Hahahaha! Now the neighbor will be poisoned!
@astral_luminaire
4 жыл бұрын
Yugioh reference nice
@reneehall8763
4 жыл бұрын
SilentPotatoLv8 omg yes or magic cylinder
The one about the dog doesn't make me scared, it makes me freaking angry. I swear if someone harmed my dog I'd happily go to jail for stabbing the person 50 times
@Dr-Random
4 жыл бұрын
I’d be putting withers and ender dragons all over their pathetic house.
@dumboy2751
3 жыл бұрын
FOR REALLL NO ONE MESSES WITH MY DOG
@Bignfluffy
3 жыл бұрын
@@dumboy2751 fr
@co-coearlandmartha9585
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dr-Random if it were any cat I'd do the same
@filigall4124
2 жыл бұрын
The ones who loves dogs are intelligent like them
The scariest voicemail is “ I’m turning off the wifi “
@CakeSSO
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yqy
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yamamayuu
3 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@istank-pop1941
3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@himawari1141
3 жыл бұрын
fr😔
Neighbour: "I will poison your dog" Me: *Goes outside with a AR-15 rifle* ..."You were saying bich?"
@kunalpandey3244
5 жыл бұрын
With the dog. You know with a lil cap.
@dalilacampos4951
5 жыл бұрын
@@kunalpandey3244 😂😂😂👌👌👌
@fatamandresalamandre7227
5 жыл бұрын
One of my neighboors said that to me and i said with the accent of his voice 'i have a cat fooka'
@dalilacampos4951
5 жыл бұрын
@@fatamandresalamandre7227 Lmaooo😂
@godza8107
5 жыл бұрын
neighbor:nah I should man:OK you dog dead neighbor:oh sh*t *FBI OPEN UP* Man:f**k
You wanna know what's scarier than this? Waking up on Monday morning
@911zvinactive9
5 жыл бұрын
BabyDollPhoenix 23 omg yeah it’s scary
@DaisesTmrw
5 жыл бұрын
BabyDollPhoenix 23 You know what else? Burger King Foot Lettuce
@itzzingyt6591
5 жыл бұрын
No No No plzzz
@mouseconcafe
5 жыл бұрын
You wanna know something? That's not scary at all. ._.
@richyrodriguez2572
5 жыл бұрын
Ya that n also going to work hung over lol 😂😂
“I will poison your dog” Keanu Reeves has joined the chat
@r6reflex563
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vengance81108
3 жыл бұрын
*Pencil has joined the chat *Neighbour has left the chat
@pab1381
3 жыл бұрын
More like John wick joined the chat.
@joniroxanne96
3 жыл бұрын
*hardcover book has joined the chat* 😄
@SemenSlinger43
3 жыл бұрын
*Death has joined the chat*
Neighbor: I will poison your dog Me: ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ
@lolalolitta7528
4 жыл бұрын
How did u make the letters like that XD
@doodles5224
4 жыл бұрын
@@lolalolitta7528 An App to change font on ur keyboard
@bf4k
4 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, dog poisons you
@bf4k
4 жыл бұрын
@The Yandere Killer how is that a woosh?
@qwerty-fr4hr
4 жыл бұрын
لأن الناس!
Neighbor: I’m going to poison your dog Me: Calls Thanos
@sebastianr.5495
5 жыл бұрын
"(Snaps finger)"
@meownation5929
5 жыл бұрын
Tony I dont wanna go!!!
@dickgaming2020
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Foxy967
5 жыл бұрын
*John Wick
@Polo-bh5px
5 жыл бұрын
Be nice to your cats and dogs we all like are cats and dogs
“I will poison your dog” Me: **uno reverse**
@chaexe2434
4 жыл бұрын
kaylad0esart Babahhahahahahaha everyone’s like **loads gun**
@lexieadams6066
4 жыл бұрын
kaylad0esart hehe 😂
@shellzblakelock9156
4 жыл бұрын
No its **no u**
@chuuyaxo
4 жыл бұрын
*my dog will now poison you fool*
@crispyeggroll6725
4 жыл бұрын
kaylad0esart I will dog your poison
"Or I will poison him" *pulls up in tank* Sir, can you repeat yourself?
@TopHatKhat
3 жыл бұрын
E
@belt9ix
3 жыл бұрын
E
@drownindesigner
3 жыл бұрын
E
@an.nnieeee
3 жыл бұрын
E
@isaiahscoggins9962
3 жыл бұрын
The guy gets out minigun ill poison your dog
Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog.. Me: *grabs a pistol from the barn* Also me: *_W H A T - W A S - T H A T ?_*
@romangil4698
3 жыл бұрын
It high noon
@dhclassicwasstolen
3 жыл бұрын
You keep a pistol where someone could steal it so easily?
@midgy3484
3 жыл бұрын
@@dhclassicwasstolen I mean, when I get my rifle I’ll keep it unloaded in my closet
@yanxoforb
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
neighbor im gonna poison your dog me: *loads gun* are you sure about that
@monkipoop
5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Silva thank you
@noraf1913
5 жыл бұрын
you sound like my friend
@colinblack9150
5 жыл бұрын
I will do that
@diamondggaming355
5 жыл бұрын
XxGalaxyKittyChanxX 44 gangster
@spider-maneatingafatassoni2220
5 жыл бұрын
Now that is reality
Rainbow granny is definitely a man. “Wish the paperboy would come by and bring me some good news....”
@aydenknowsbest-2921
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@AyeWill-
4 жыл бұрын
Herbert.......…………...……
@SlatedRacc
4 жыл бұрын
I've seen the episode in which that line is said Also "*angry message and swearing* (and then in the same message) Call me"
@epiwrath8
4 жыл бұрын
Herbert the pervert. Definitely.
@erichimself4229
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that old guy from family guy lol
8:21 “ number 10, a ghost in a machine “ * The songs Stay Calm and Death By Glamour debate on who will start to play *
@CnDpops
4 жыл бұрын
Metatton and freddys gang.
@lucygallardo759
3 жыл бұрын
@@CnDpops They played TDWP's "Texas is South"
@joniroxanne96
3 жыл бұрын
🎵 We are spirits In the material world. 🎵 😄
@TotallyLazlo
2 жыл бұрын
🅽🆄🅼🅱🅴🆁 15 🅲🅾🅲🅺
Neighbor : I'm Going to poison your dog. My sister : Confused Screaming Me : Loads gun My Brother : Loads gun My Dad : You picked the wrong family.
@comic12558
4 жыл бұрын
Ay ay chill fam-
@sadface1499
3 жыл бұрын
you are big smoke just you attack him
Dog: *exists* Neighbor: Ima end this mans whole life
@leonm6969
4 жыл бұрын
**Dogs**
Neighbor : I'm going to *POISON* your dog Me : *counting bullets* you messed with the wrong house Fool
@xxcordellmxx1281
4 жыл бұрын
YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
The crystal one sounds like two drunk friends who tried ti voice mail other drunk friend but sent it on the wrong numer since they are drunk.
@dhclassicwasstolen
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds a lot like an inside joke, so probably.
@reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
2 жыл бұрын
The crystal one sounds like two drunk friends who tried ti voice mail other drunk friend but sent it on the wrong numer since they are drunk.
I got the most scariest voicemail the school calling home to suspend me
*Gets random voicemails all the time* *Laughs nervously while deleting them all* I'm not taking chances...
@ryangooch7824
5 жыл бұрын
Thiiiiiiiis!!!! I have so many I haven’t listened to and now I’m not going to. 😂
@loveu435
5 жыл бұрын
Same i listen to them and one of them was straight jisy screams and i listened to it at work and my boss thought it was a prank
@xxdholmesxx7947
5 жыл бұрын
Ye
@donnabrahamworsley5857
5 жыл бұрын
U HAVE 1 EMAIL FROM *_666_*
@sandor139
5 жыл бұрын
I never listening mine LOL
No one literally no one 99% of comments : "I’m going to poison your dog"
@alexiztherealest
4 жыл бұрын
1% this comment
@gabrielaherrera7714
4 жыл бұрын
So true tho lol
@haokono
4 жыл бұрын
NOBODY SHOULD FUCKEN HARM A HARMLESS DOG GAHHH
@reinabby5371
4 жыл бұрын
Blue Mistral we know😪 No more exaggeration please
@haokono
4 жыл бұрын
@@reinabby5371 Lol oki
Man: I will poison your dog Me loading my shotgun: Hm? I couldn’t quite pick that up.
Neighbor- *"I will poison your dog.." Me- "ASCUSE ME?..." *Loads M79 Grenade Launcher*
@yanxoforb
2 жыл бұрын
Yepp
“Rainbow Granny loves ya baby” Herbert the pervert
@isaiahlee4847
5 жыл бұрын
Constitutional American FBI wants to know your location
@sheeriooo
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Taylor-gh1jl
4 жыл бұрын
Yes baba baba I love my rainbow granny ya baba baba I love my baba herbert the pervert
@genesismierly9288
4 жыл бұрын
Constitutional American yasssssss xD
@liliummoonbeam4465
4 жыл бұрын
@@Taylor-gh1jl LMFAO baba is what we call a pacifier
If someone hurts my doggo I hurt them
@mr.beefyboidoody3539
5 жыл бұрын
Dude someone hurts my dog they get there limbs ripped off one at a time.
@jlcblue21
5 жыл бұрын
I'd bash there brains in
@nayeli7722
5 жыл бұрын
Anyone touch my doggo... Imma hurt/hit them!
@Rossgang76
5 жыл бұрын
Avery Stephens Heck yeah no hurting doggos
@PrakticalYT
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t hurt Louis/violet or I’ll hurt YOU.. Alvin Junior-
10:13 “(name) I needed to talk with you, this is (name). When you get the chance, call me as soon as possible... okay” This is just a speculation tho
Neighbor: I will poison your dog Me: hold my beer
@adamcrowley9320
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
“I will poison your dog” Dog: *holds a massive gun*”are you sure about that” Runs away
@skadoosh2474
5 жыл бұрын
har Di har
@Aaron_bby
5 жыл бұрын
*Peta has joined the chat*
@bigphatjuicy7470
5 жыл бұрын
K
@Polo-bh5px
5 жыл бұрын
I like dogs. Thet neighbor is a asshole he should have got arrested We all like are dogs and cats
@Polo-bh5px
5 жыл бұрын
Be nice to your pets 😸 cats and dogs 🐕
if you threatened my dog, you'd be catching hands binch
@BiguthEasy
5 жыл бұрын
I'll help you take 'em out
@juliet1799
5 жыл бұрын
diggy SAME
@sergio7590
5 жыл бұрын
Yes binch
@JulieSchillling
5 жыл бұрын
CynicalCinnamonBun agreed
@gilbertomorales3666
5 жыл бұрын
Catch hands then binch
chills: * hears a knock * chills: as you see here... monsters are real
@Imhomophobicjk
3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I read Chills in his voice out loud
@joshl6082
3 жыл бұрын
@@Imhomophobicjk nope
@Imhomophobicjk
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshl6082 what are you doing up?
@joshl6082
3 жыл бұрын
@@Imhomophobicjk crying over a girl who cheated on me with my best friend wbu?
@Imhomophobicjk
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshl6082 oof I'm sorry bro. I am binge watching a show that i have already seen many times before
ive definitely gotten a handful of random ass creepy voicemails over the decades. i wish i still had recordings of them all.
Legend has it the rainbow granny is still waiting on them purple flowers
@whuttashame__
6 жыл бұрын
And Chris
@longnutsilver4024
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan Sai lol idk.... Peter probably made her flower purple xD
@mettatonex1112
6 жыл бұрын
Oml darling realy XD
@katwithdepressionimortalne8872
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan Sai I just got to rainbow granny when I saw your comment XD
@katwithdepressionimortalne8872
6 жыл бұрын
Ya better call rainbow granny baby~
When I heard “Rainbow Granny,” I thought of a LGBTQ granny 😂
@ghostlylover99123
3 жыл бұрын
I envisioned someone wearing all rainbows
@Jojo-sx5ec
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostlylover99123 I saw an elderly 6ix9ine wearing a dress...
@ghostlylover99123
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jojo-sx5ec floral or decadent? 🤣🤣
@Trackside_magpie_7535
3 жыл бұрын
OMG same😂😂
@CaLypSO4456
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah kinda me too lol
Rainbow granny; I miss u Peter Peter: no thanks
Neighbour: * making a voicemail * " I'm gonna posion your dog " * John Cena right before neighbour sends the voicemail *John: " ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT "
@alteragent
4 жыл бұрын
You meant John Wick
@58kacherrecords6
4 жыл бұрын
@some human are you big chuggs ':^{
@reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
2 жыл бұрын
Neighbour: * making a voicemail * " I'm gonna posion your dog " * John Cena right before neighbour sends the voicemail *John: " ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT "
@ricardoreporter-ys5wp
26 күн бұрын
@@alteragent Neighbor: * making a voicemail * " I'm gonna poison your dog " * John Cena right before neighbor sends the voicemail *John: " ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
The pictures were more scary than the stories
@ScoutingWarFighter02
6 жыл бұрын
Rylan Herring true the one about num 14 is terrifying
@azraily1
6 жыл бұрын
I read this as there was just a stock iphone, and high me was like "ahh corporate"
@snowshower4415
5 жыл бұрын
Yes... I was so very scared...
This one is actually terrifying, I can’t watch it in this dark ass living room alone, sorry chills
Neighbor: threatens my dog Me: uno reverse card Neighbor's mind: it was at this moment he knew, He screwed up
@Kfcpeoplehater911
3 жыл бұрын
N O T F U N N Y
I think the pictures scare me more than the actual voicemails XD
@cadeathey3860
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AditiSharma-te5rk
5 жыл бұрын
sammeee I’m more scared by pictures.
@apelsinskartupelis2228
5 жыл бұрын
True
@judeoney75
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@senaahasan5182
5 жыл бұрын
yeah , the pictures looks so weird and scary , lol he puts it up for like an hour XD
neighbor: im going to poison your dog me: *loads AK47* im sorry, what did you say ? edit: im just checkin this and omfg, thank u fo the likes 🤣
@dickgaming2020
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@jimbobmtb3467
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing
@911zvinactive9
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I said nothing it was the cop
@awpz6170
5 жыл бұрын
Yoxi Gatica I’m gonna poison your dog.
@bryghanleepayneaugur7372
5 жыл бұрын
Heyyy Brother!
Random dude: “I’m gonna poison your do-“ me: *sends nukes to him*
@SAMEntalhealth
3 жыл бұрын
Nukes top 15 bombs lolll
@segshaverbd8161
3 жыл бұрын
@Xander Stimson 🤷🏽
@TheActualRealDrPepper
3 жыл бұрын
Wait... You sent the nukes to him? Like, by mail, or...
@coyotekid1389
3 жыл бұрын
Oh haha instead of nudes idk
Neighbor: “I’m gonna poison your dog” Me: *”calls John wick”*
Mom: It's Bedtime. Kid:Please One More Video. 27 Minutes Later. *Kid:Can I Sleep In Your Room?*
@zythdopey7838
5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss..............
@Graham.556
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like thats you just replaying what happened to you considering your name is free V bucks
@jadenocanas4894
5 жыл бұрын
Lol that’s kinda me
@danielleturner2186
5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@jamiepurvis3999
5 жыл бұрын
I can relate so much from this one comment 😂😁
I know what is the most scary thing? 40 sheets of math home work
@jonathanburwell6368
5 жыл бұрын
Omg dude
@iced-tea2k178
4 жыл бұрын
AHH don’t I mot going to sleep tonight
@kiksterz
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@SHAMIIZEN
4 жыл бұрын
Omg in scared now omggg
@Taylor-gh1jl
4 жыл бұрын
I like math homework 24÷6=4
My daughter has talked about 'Chills' for so long, and finally she's got me, her Mama, addicted too! We love your work Chills!
9:07 nice heavy metal singing
*"The Crystal!"* *"The Crystal!"* *"Cr-Crystal!"* 😭
@PieJuice
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like lord of the rings exept lord of the crystals
@cartermunday8249
4 жыл бұрын
The dark crystal tv show/movie?
@BuckStedmanTV
4 жыл бұрын
crystal method - trip like i do listen to the beginning of that song and u will see where they got the subject matter for this prank call
@blue_berry4195
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a beginning to a rap
@Omega1E-123
3 жыл бұрын
Yaaasss 😭😭😭
neighbor: i'm gonna poison ur dog me: my dog died last year.
@echostudiosyt
5 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry!!
@nikkisnell7120
5 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@harleyy1548
4 жыл бұрын
What?
@v01d95
4 жыл бұрын
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@WysteriaASMR
4 жыл бұрын
There goes the neighbor
"You will most certainly react." That is the most vague thing I've ever heard.
Think the oddest thing with phone calls that had ever happened to me was, once we ordered in and I had used my phone to call but somehow they called my roommate who’s number they did not have. We still have no idea how this happened. Creepy to this day.
Once I thought I called my mom and we have an inside joke about saying “get in my van” in a voice like Herbert’s from Family Guy. So I did it on a voicemail and I called the wrong number and this lady called and was like “uh.... who are you..” and I instantly realized what I did and was like “oh... I’m so sorry.... it’s an inside joke with my mom....Wrong number.” She laughed and said everything was okay and that made me happy that she understood me.
@potatosoup6960
5 жыл бұрын
before I clicked to read more I was about to comment FBI should be knocking that door pretty soon
@kimberlysohrenssen7362
5 жыл бұрын
DA CREEPER 2005 GAMING lol I would say the same 😂👌
@tamasbrad2395
5 жыл бұрын
Cute and studying
@michellefoster8370
5 жыл бұрын
That is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😁😅😅😅😅😅😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😁😂
@brok3n542
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
Man on machine: don't answer the door, no matter what you do. *hears knock at door* Me: MAMA CALL THE COPS.
Who watches these just before you go to bed for no reason
The last thing you want in your McDonald’s burger is foot fungus
@winterdays.
3 жыл бұрын
But as it turns out, that might be what you gÆt
@evangelineiadonisi7669
3 жыл бұрын
I have one quick question for you Did this happen to you?
@dechenbloom9639
3 жыл бұрын
WhO PuT ThEsE RaTs iN My rAvIoLi, i dIdN't oRdEr rAt-ViOlI.
@misslula2276
3 жыл бұрын
If I saw this in my house I would stomp on it until it was a brown stain
@Imhomophobicjk
3 жыл бұрын
But as it turns out... That might be what you get... That lives in my brain rent free
Cover me boys, im going full screen, if i dont come back, call my rainbow granny
@davidgomez525
5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry ill bring some tik thots
@bunamisini6679
5 жыл бұрын
And I will do something
@Masterdark-iw3xv
5 жыл бұрын
Nooo it's to risky
@daysimartinez6187
5 жыл бұрын
I'll go too soldier
@paytonr.570
5 жыл бұрын
FaDe_ jsauce I’ll save you
*currently has voicemails I haven't listened to yet* Ah yesssss this video right here shall be perfect.
@christopherargueta4639
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sagarhb9704
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂
@3MamaBear3
4 жыл бұрын
Same as
@929yiyi4
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I actually checked my voice mails after this video. And found some creepy ones which is kinda weird.
@nathano13
4 жыл бұрын
smoll. dregen yes
Whenever I listen to this I think of the time years back when I got a weird voicemail from an unknown number. I didn't pick up and when I checked the voicemail there was silence for a moment or two followed by a whisper "Now." Then the caller hung up. To this day I have no idea who it was, what had been going on or why the call was made. I am just left in the dark.
@reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I listen to this I think of the time years back when I got a weird voicemail from an unknown number. I didn't pick up and when I checked the voicemail there was silence for a moment or two followed by a whisper "Now." Then the caller hung up. To this day I have no idea who it was, what had been going on or why the call was made. I am just left in the dark.
my voicemail that scared the frick out of me: "you have no food in your fridge mam"
@isaiahscoggins9962
3 жыл бұрын
No its tomorrow is Monday
8 is so hilarious. Imagine leaving someone a whole ass voicemail just to say "I'm an incel"
@satandarkdestroyer1832
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@sheeriooo
4 жыл бұрын
Rlly dude im on 10
@arthurmorgan6445
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously I’m on number 10😂😒
@929yiyi4
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. As I read this it went to number 8
@cynthiay1536
4 жыл бұрын
Arthur Morgan || I was on 13 :/
Man:I will poison your dog Me:*loads flamethrower* I’m sorry say that again I have hearing problems
@VhantomCranky
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bubbaisweird
4 жыл бұрын
no use *UNO REVERSE CARD*
@WysteriaASMR
4 жыл бұрын
Duolingo Bird I would say something but I got a streak in French and I’m afraid
@sberky98
4 жыл бұрын
@@duolingobird2934 I did my Spanish lessons, I will do a another one in Spanish
@kingcookie9777
4 жыл бұрын
Chael Hentges Gahahaha
chris just talks to people like halaaaww, what is aaaaappp
3:25 "spoken by an overly deranged individual" lol, what exactly is an acceptable level of derangement?
Where's burger king foot lettuce
@AaronWDemko
6 жыл бұрын
WonderCreek why the fuck do I watch this I'm so scared
@m3lih
6 жыл бұрын
WonderCreek what is that ?
@MysticMimikyu355
6 жыл бұрын
Mr GhostToast A meme
@ilikeyourbody4537
6 жыл бұрын
Mr GhostToast Number 15. Burger King foot lettuce.
@CarnageGamer15
6 жыл бұрын
xD funny meme haha
almost everyone in the comment: i will poison your dog me: watching this video 0.25x gets me so bored
The last voicemail I received (from an actual person not a scam bot) was an elderly man saying Debra (I’m assuming that’s his wife) will be missing her appointment because Debra was having dierria, funniest voicemail I have ever received XD
75% burger king foot lettuce 20% stuff about rainbow granny 3% sum memes about stuff 2% 2018 anyone?
@yumxchanel7578
5 жыл бұрын
YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR trueeeee hahaahahah i kinda noticed that 😂
@property3959
5 жыл бұрын
FACTS.
@mariusseleusan3160
5 жыл бұрын
*granny 2*
@electrobot9871
5 жыл бұрын
@@mariusseleusan3160 granny 2: area 51 first born
@burgertank0324
5 жыл бұрын
2018 anyone?
im sorry but i can’t take “rainbow granny” seriously with a name like rAiNbOw gRaNnY 😂
@johnchase4408
5 жыл бұрын
@@tindrew11 you beat me to it.
@smoll.dregen1988
5 жыл бұрын
*IT'S RAINBOW GRANNY TIME*
@sarahlovee4229
5 жыл бұрын
Really? Rainbow granny seems like a petafile (that's not spelled right) name if I've ever heard one
@brakeatflakee
5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahlovee4229 uh is the word 'Pedophile' by any chance?
@memequeen763
4 жыл бұрын
r/boneappletea
Neighbor: ima poison your dog Me a uno master: Pulls out uno reverse card
Okay, if someone told me they would poison my dog I would literally give them the reverse card. Like XD
chill's voice is the best mail ever.
@shooters9545
6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@saffi3715
6 жыл бұрын
YAS!!
@saltythoughts1179
6 жыл бұрын
he sounds blazed
@danielm.5442
6 жыл бұрын
👌yep
@sebthagoat101
6 жыл бұрын
I don’t have any mail jokes
Your channel is the best. I never saw a video like this that begins immediately without intro
The crystal is a force powerful enough to banish cthulhu and destroy him
grandma stop leaving me voicemails at this time of night.
@oryctolaguscuniculus6266
5 жыл бұрын
Your so annoying grandma.GEEZ!
@INTDOSE
5 жыл бұрын
grandma I wish I never teached you the internet
“Please press 1 to replay this Voicemail” nah I think I’m good lol
@marctheallstar-_-2020
5 жыл бұрын
Its 7even-_-
The main thing that I love about these videos is the guys voice work. It sounds like he has a head cold, which makes the scary videos easier to watch. Lol
Neighbor: I’m going to poison your dog. Me: Drives up his driveway in a tank. Neighbor: It’s just a prank bro.
Me: watching this video Me: jumps on the bed instead walking to my bed
@nikkisnell7120
5 жыл бұрын
Me
Cover me Boys im Going Full Screen.
@fightingporkchop243
5 жыл бұрын
vDxvv LONG LIVE JAHSEH! I got your back *pulls out cross , bible ,and shotgun
@paleskins
5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P X 😭
@tyren943
5 жыл бұрын
I got supplies gun,flashlight,ghost detectors and ghost spary
@desmondbyrne894
5 жыл бұрын
God bless your soul
@michaelaconway1027
5 жыл бұрын
Good luck
“I will poison him” John wick: “i would like to see u try”
Neighbour: I’m gonna poison your dog Me: Dad this isn’t funny anymore you’re creeping me out 😂😂😂
Getting a phone call in general is terrifying. Only my fellow introverts will understand
@crystalsummers4577
3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@SemenSlinger43
3 жыл бұрын
True
@defcon3596
3 жыл бұрын
... WHO, WHY AHHH
@whateveryslas1907
3 жыл бұрын
Yup especially the ringtones that are so loud
@QwertyQutie
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
2:47 that photo has a really weird feeling towards me like if it applies to you to😕
@exhsyz
5 жыл бұрын
Unicorn ASMR stfu
@unicornasmr1783
5 жыл бұрын
@@exhsyz Why??😕
@kaileealger7613
5 жыл бұрын
Aahhhhhhh
@robinrat5879
5 жыл бұрын
You just gave me nightmares skskks
@kimberlysohrenssen7362
5 жыл бұрын
Unicorn ASMR it scared the living daylights out of me!!!
The creepiest voice call ever to exist: Seeing 24 missed calls from mom and she left a voice mail
@elizabethedwards452
3 жыл бұрын
Yup I know that feeling
@reyesdeanna27
3 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethedwards452 Ikr? hahaha this commrnt was 3 months ago nice to have someone replyiny
Neighbor: I'm gonna poison your dog **JOHN WICK JOINED THE CHAT**
the voice said help me, creepy and puts CHILLS up your spine, especially with a demonic deep voice like that.
@krazychris4701
4 жыл бұрын
Wrong it said call me
The Rainbow Granny one makes me wanna implode. It scares the heebee jeebees out of me 😂😂 "This is rainbow granny baby." 😵
@suchimenna9400
6 жыл бұрын
Quintessence I would have said “IM NOT YOUR BABY PERSON!”
@suchimenna9400
6 жыл бұрын
Officer JizzStain ew wtf
Neighbor: I Will Poison Your Dog Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
"I'm gonna poison your dog." *_Shadow the hedgehog wants to know your location._*
Rainbow 🌈 Granny loves 💕 ya baby
@z00n39
5 жыл бұрын
Find TheGap aww I love you to gram gram❤️
@yobber2991
5 жыл бұрын
Someone stole your comment
@mango3471
5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢✝✝✝✝✝✝ please no...
@TheeZombieDinosaurs
5 жыл бұрын
lol because your picture is the maid from family guy is making me read this comment in her voice which made it even better for me XD
@thunderlightning1980
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
13 sounded like a grandma who had not seen her grandson in years and is like can’t wait to see you But to me it also sounds like a grandma who is trying to get hooked up with her grandson
@southernmercy5962
6 жыл бұрын
smile dogs Horny granny.
@annabellethedoll3764
6 жыл бұрын
smile dogs The latter sounded wrong…h
@ForeststormAJ
6 жыл бұрын
smile dogs Makes since.
@GHST-cd2hx
6 жыл бұрын
I agree, it does sound like she's trying to hook up with her grandson.
@ifuckinghateyouall2428
6 жыл бұрын
Lol