1: Cardio 2: Double Tap 3: Wear seatbelt 4: Don't be a hero 5: Travel light 6: When in doubt, know your way out 7: Get a kick ass partner 8: Check the back seat 9: Enjoy the little things 10: Save a twinky for your kick ass partner.

@sjstewart9397

7 жыл бұрын

Mikael Berg zombieland

@wyattevans3065

7 жыл бұрын

Mikael Berg, such a good freaking movie!

@brianshaggy

7 жыл бұрын

Mikael Berg lol i love zombieland I'm gonna watch again just. because of this comment

@reyganancial5338

7 жыл бұрын

Mikael Berg zombieland

@mikaelberg8104

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

"choose your ideal weapon" *starts throwing record disks at zombies*

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Could work, Zombies HATE dusties!

@justincummings8557

Жыл бұрын

If you hit them in the face hard enough, it should work.

@seanthompson9163

10 ай бұрын

Pole axe. Length, heavy hit, good for tool use, only the axe blade needs sharpening, spike is a good thrusting weapon and the hammer and axe heads make a good stop so anything impaled can’t run up the shaft to still get you. Other than a silent, ranged weapon with infinite ammo, this is your ideal SHTF option

And we all know this classic tip: Be the cameraman

@IndianChad2005

4 жыл бұрын

LoL

@julius9637

4 жыл бұрын

W1CK3D D0G you fucking good

@darkreaper603

4 жыл бұрын

True

@yomido4018

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahah

@genarozetto4285

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh ever watched REC

'Oh my god... she's so drunk!'

@robinhyperlord9053

5 жыл бұрын

"Fuck a doodle-do"

@soma3844

4 жыл бұрын

They got rescued at the winchester when the hoard is happening

@monicaharris3456

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I hope if the zombie apocalypse ever comes that the zombies are like the walking dead zombies and not the wwZ zombies

@metal882

6 жыл бұрын

It's MrMikeyBoii i WWZ was R rated, damn... Those Zombies were OP id be doing my best to get a disease

@AdoraMcQueen

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus if it does come around I'm dead on the first day if it's WWZ zombies

@rhemboww

6 жыл бұрын

It's MrMikeyBoii yessss

@jarrettowens3805

6 жыл бұрын

It's MrMikeyBoii If they're the ones from Day Of The Dead remake, we're fucking screwed.

@Eiron

6 жыл бұрын

Walking dead slowly zombies and weak like l4d

Top tip to survive Zombie Apocalypse: Be Friends with Rick Grimes and Daryl

@seanhankins8930

7 жыл бұрын

Rakshit Bhardwaj and Joel

@raw-kinbleachfan

7 жыл бұрын

Don't 4get about Columbus n Tallahassee from Zombielabd. Alice from Resident Evil.

@raw-kinbleachfan

7 жыл бұрын

Quick question: Out of all of the Disney characters created who do u think can survive the Z.A.?

@tlkfanrwbyfan8716

7 жыл бұрын

Raw-Kin Bleachfan probably everyone in Alladin bc The jenie could make so that it never happened

@jakealter5504

7 жыл бұрын

Rakshit Bhardwaj or Kenneth

How to survive: 1. Find Daryl 2. Profit

@unslaadkrosis9435

7 жыл бұрын

This is a perfect name it didnt work for Beth doe

@thisisaperfectname

7 жыл бұрын

DISCLAIMER: Not efficient when you are a child.

@rogankane6901

5 жыл бұрын

Nah... More like Find Leon or Chris

@ballbagged

5 жыл бұрын

nope find Lee

@saviodcruz6698

5 жыл бұрын

Glenn disagrees

Percy Jackson fans: I wanna go to camp half blood! Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to hogwarts Walking dead fans: uh nah

@user-bl3xf8ez6w

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@shiromcfarland28

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I’m waiting on the apocalypse

Gamers have been waiting all their lives for this

@joezax2774

7 жыл бұрын

edgy memes not all exactly

@dantecortez787

7 жыл бұрын

Brad Madridista and will die as soon as it comes

@goaway6193

7 жыл бұрын

Brad Madridista you are inside my mind dude😂

@Ace_52

7 жыл бұрын

yep gotta agree with ya man im a gamer and i talk shit because anything could happen in a apocalypse

@ryannn4530

7 жыл бұрын

Cosieman funny how you said gamers aren't smart

Hostile: kill on sight Neutral: be cautious Peaceful: be even more cautious

@saltysnail5747

7 жыл бұрын

Guns Too loud, needs ammo, waste of space, heavy, long ranged, need skill, etc Melee Fast, close ranged, need skill, able to used handgun with and melee but heavy weapons, etc

@ricksanchez272

7 жыл бұрын

unknown thank you

@paulfonner7622

6 жыл бұрын

good choices

@Black.Rose743

6 жыл бұрын

Good tips

@carlosjones9107

6 жыл бұрын

Drakken Melee does require skill, If you want to actually kill them first Hit. Bow and arrow is the best far ranged weapon, while a baseball bat with nails or a reinforced metal pipe is also a must have.

Two more things: wear the right clothes (long sleeves and pants, armor etc.) and always carry a melee weapon with you, in case you run out of bullets

@alwillk

6 жыл бұрын

I would think firearms would attract a lot of unnecessary attention.

@calebhughes4226

5 жыл бұрын

Crowbars are the best possible melee weapon

@supershmueli

4 жыл бұрын

Baseball bat, steel mace/club (Onnit), and a butcher knife

@yoshitotem

4 жыл бұрын

@@calebhughes4226 Not really, the hooked end is a liability, and has a good chance of getting the crowbar stuck in something.

@erikaarnold4780

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Boi crying seal And you WILL run out of bullets!

"#1: Literally every one of Colombus' rules from Zombieland"

1. Don't be a idiot

@fartsmelly1348

7 жыл бұрын

The Man With No Name Well Im fucked.

@ar.5230

7 жыл бұрын

an*

@metal882

6 жыл бұрын

The Man With No Name hey i heard a mysterious noise in that that dark corridor, wait here ill go check it out alone. I got 1 round in the gun i should be fine.

@eddie5910

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty ironic seeing that you used a instead of an.

@oscarfourteen5073

6 жыл бұрын

An*

Always bring shivs and bricks.

@bunderturb3266

7 жыл бұрын

Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton nice user name

@Hellheart

7 жыл бұрын

Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton I gave your comment a 👍 based entirely on your username.

@sp8097

7 жыл бұрын

Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton and molotovs and nail bombs. Also bring a female partner with the cure to the infection

@2142rex

7 жыл бұрын

And the shotgun. Don't forget the shotgun.

@roxanebarker1295

7 жыл бұрын

Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton -A crowbar is always useful. It can be both a melee weapon and help you open locked doors leading to supplies.

just make sure you have a boat

@dlcshadowheartlordofdomina7504

6 жыл бұрын

Personally I'd occupy a rocket launch platform and try to set up shop on the moon, maybe Mars. It'd be difficult as shit but as long as we can secure hydroponics and water, we're set.

@user-tf4tp2qk8c

6 жыл бұрын

thank god i live on hawaii so its very easy to get to the beach and hop on a boat

@oogalehpotahto1564

6 жыл бұрын

Zombies can go in water they will just stay at the bottom so if any part of your body touches the water they'll try to pull you down

@itzd3rkz4zgaming60

5 жыл бұрын

But what if the sea creatures get infected by the zombies

@OceanMichaelShadow

5 жыл бұрын

@@itzd3rkz4zgaming60 depends, which virus are we talking about?

one of the tips should be knowing how to use a map cause there won't be GPS and shit 😂

@kabhes9040

6 жыл бұрын

who doesnt know how to use a map?

@ObviouslyTaxi

6 жыл бұрын

kab hes you would be surprised how many don't know how to use the one

@crogan5141

5 жыл бұрын

I fucken doubt the satellites got overrun

@captaingizmo7698

5 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@AhmedRazaAli_2009_pk

4 жыл бұрын

@@crogan5141 But who the hell will operate and it

Rule #1 Don't die

@used2betonsler

6 жыл бұрын

11/10 best tip ever

@MistyRainfallSprout06

6 жыл бұрын

Matt The Heavy Metal Puker yep lol

@BJ-yk3yo

6 жыл бұрын

Rule two never forget rule number one

@bullknull9515

5 жыл бұрын

Satsyfyng

There are a LOT of tips that could have been better covered that would help you actually SURVIVE: 1) Avoid fighting whenever possible - your body count won't mean a thing when all it takes is a single bite. 2) Use stealth. Loud noises will attract other infected. Guns, car engines, chainsaws... all nice and loud. 3) Choose the right weapons - bird hunting rifles and crossbows are great from range. As for melee... 4) Pick a good tool for a melee weapon - crowbars and fire axes can open doors as well as zombie heads. 5) Get a BICYCLE. They're quick, maneuverable and best of all, silent. They also won't run out of gas or fail to start. 6) Try to make it off-shore. Zombies can't swim. A large boat off the coast or off-shore oil rig will be extremely safe.

@user-tf4tp2qk8c

6 жыл бұрын

Great tips but dont depend on a bicycle all the time. Its best to keep a vehicle like a big car or truck nearby that can protect you and run over zombies if you end up surrounded by them.

@ebutuoytikcus4352

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say a Knife would be ideal for melee, it's got nice maneuverability if space is limited. Axes and crowbars are a lil' heavy, an axe can definitely get stuck. I don't care what anyone says, a car will be the best way to travel. Most cars aren't that loud and provide full cover. A bicycle leaves you nice and vulnerable. One stone in the road or accidental wrong turn and you're zombie chow. Not to mention if a fellow survivor wants your head, you have no cover and they can easy throw a stick in your wheel well. I'd say if your plan is to go to an island/oil rig, make sure to have PLENTY of livestock and/or farming stuff. If you know what to do, you'll never need a supply run ever again.

@johngervais230

Жыл бұрын

Bruh oil rig is a death sentence. They cant swim, but they sink and they can walk. Over time, they will get to that oil rig by sheer numbers. Boat is WAY safer.

@seanthompson9163

10 ай бұрын

@@johngervais230all evac locations (except space, maybe?) only make discovery and pursuit less like/ more costly, not impossible. Wherever you end up, you’ll need to fortify

When zombie apocalypse starts, I will move to an island.

@vaccy7644

6 жыл бұрын

prolly the worst idea ever 1.)Limited supplies 2.)YOU AINT RAMBO 3.)Its a fucking island harder for you to get out of the island if it turns shit 4.)No safehouse you gotta build one

@immanuelsule5251

6 жыл бұрын

You can either move up north, move to a castle, a fallout shelter, a cave, a lighthouse, a bunker,safehouse, a mansion in the countryside.

@warsongchief1

6 жыл бұрын

One major problem, zombies don't need oxygen so they can just walk to your island.

@canadavatar

5 жыл бұрын

Ever saw Dead Island?

@CynderSpirit

5 жыл бұрын

Try more northern climates like Alaska, mountain ranges, Washington State, Canada, Russia, and so forth.

Only watching this because of the coronavirus 😭😂

@tmg1361

4 жыл бұрын

Me bro

@kevinvelez7780

4 жыл бұрын

Talk like Madi Lmaooooo

@wissalrahmani8007

4 жыл бұрын

Hello

@dagreenshark

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if COVID-19 Mutates into zombie disease.

@blahblahblahblawww

3 жыл бұрын

@@dagreenshark THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING

#8 is easier said than done. I don't know many people who would off their loved ones without hesitation.

@kingquan3826

7 жыл бұрын

Nefarias Bredd True but what if it's at the cost of another love one ?

@scurreith3667

7 жыл бұрын

Then all you need to do is find me, I couldn't give 2 damns about it, they're dead, they're gone, I just don't understand the sentimentality of keeping things that can kill you alive and within the range to murder you, I just don't get it.

@DesolationYT

7 жыл бұрын

Tuquan DaGAMER some people prioritize one over the other.

@tvbnine793

7 жыл бұрын

you could at least tell your zombified loved one "I love you" THEN shoot them in the face

@brysontheghostgaming9218

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

This list should be called “All the stuff we’ve already learned from watching The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and every other zombie movie and TV show ever made.”

How to survive: 1.Go on Supply Runs 2.Find Rick 3.Give them your supplies (to Rick) (They will let you join the group) 4.STONKS

@monicaharris3456

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

1980:I bet we will have flying cars in the future 2017:

If you're a gamer chances are you already know enough to survive a lifetime

@kingquan3826

7 жыл бұрын

Iggys Hut I wonder about that lol.

@youngerking4358

7 жыл бұрын

Iggys Hut That is so true

@godofhelium

7 жыл бұрын

Iggys Hut you know why...cause gamers don't die...THEY RESPAWN!

@nonimeg8910

7 жыл бұрын

Y'all cringey as fuck

@bredelisp4908

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sure a bunch of fat spotty nerds have a good chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Zombies are too slow to be dangerous and Im pretty sure the military would do something before hell breaks out...

@brucehammadalee3835

7 жыл бұрын

Charly Steve yeah, they'd nuke wherever they are. even if people are caught in the fire.

@yisus4681

7 жыл бұрын

yeah they'll nuke the place unless the virus has already spread too far. plus not all zombies are slow, only the walking dead and shawn of the dead type zombies, try dawn of the dead, world war z, 28 weeks later and devil's playground zombies; those are the strong ones.

@nautilusshell6092

7 жыл бұрын

Yisus I agree but actually, bombing cities is within the realm of possibilitys (US) and Im talking about targeting zombies before 1000 of people are infected. The army is trained to fire on fast moving that can bite and also shoot.

@matthewfarmer8510

7 жыл бұрын

Only if it happens by conventional means. If It happened the walking dead way (where you turn no matter how you die), the military would not react in time.

@beerussama6017

7 жыл бұрын

matthew farmer but remember that in twd universe zombies were never invented or video games so they didn't know what to do

I love how their using a lot of scenes from The Walking Dead😂😍

I just came here for The walking dead

@gamingjet5651

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@chlo.liz09

5 жыл бұрын

Don't take jaidenanimations pro pic

@robinhyperlord9053

5 жыл бұрын

You are not Jaiden Animation...

@Jake_946

4 жыл бұрын

Robin Gilliver yeah no shit, did you read their username?

@abramsullivan7764

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

That opening scene to 28 weeks later was so fucking scary when I was younger, I didn't sleep for weeks😂😱

@fartsmelly1348

7 жыл бұрын

Nezza's Koi 28 Weeks to sleep?

@aaronharrison9330

7 жыл бұрын

HDgotic haha

@joeclark8198

7 жыл бұрын

Dedoid's High Vis Vest What happens

Number 1: Stay on my good side

@Reggaetonaldo

7 жыл бұрын

Negan Oh fuck you.

the most reliable transportation is a bike because it's quiet and doesn't need fuel to run it's just needs a little man power to move

@ErenYeager-dn5jz

5 жыл бұрын

Yukino kazama sure but what happens when you get tired

@Hentylion

5 жыл бұрын

I like the idea. However, bikes are made almost exclusively for some kind of road. Good luck getting it over a fence or up a real mountain quietly. And yes, I'm own a mountain bike and use it. It can be fast, but loud. And tiring.

@bakedmac6455

5 жыл бұрын

Not all Zombies walk

@lenoralaflamme152

5 жыл бұрын

What happens when you get hurt tho? How u gonna ride ur bike around

"Oh my god, she's drunk!" Oh you have no idea what is about to happen.

You don't need to out run the zombie....You just need to outrun the person next to you.

@seek__truth919

2 жыл бұрын

U sneaky😆

Just chill at Wallmart or Costco. Done.

@kingquan3826

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Plinkett eventually supply's run out then what ? And don't expect you'll be the only one thinking about that lol

@MrBoondock1

7 жыл бұрын

Tuquan DaGAMER the next wallmart down the street.

@tomcabler257

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Plinkett that's the most popular people on the planet you would never survive that area!

@dawnwalkerwolf9655

7 жыл бұрын

Tuquan DaGAMER steal from other survivors supplies, if you have no other choice. Or ask for some

@joezax2774

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Plinkett good luck with half your town being there

I've got three more. First: if you use more than one gun, use guns that have the same kind of ammunition. That way, you'll never have to worry about which bullets to refill a magazine with, and if you find a box of rounds, you can just dump it in your backpack during a supply run, not worrying about having to remember what kind of ammo it is. For example, if you use an Uzi and a Beretta, they both use 9mm Parabellum rounds, so you don't have to worry about what kind of ammo goes with which gun. You can refill both magazines with the same rounds if there's ever a dull moment during a supply run, and also when you're back at your base. Which brings me to number two: pick up a gun that has plentiful ammunition manufactured. 9mm rounds are one of the most common and mass-produced bullets in the world, so it pays to use it, because you'll find it quite frequently in gun shops and the like. The same goes for the AK-47's 7.62mm round, because of how common the Kalashnikov is. 12 gauge shotgun shells are also incredibly common, so shotguns are a good weapon to use with regards to ammunition frequency. On the other hand, while the FN-P90 is a reliable weapon, its 5.7mm round is quite a bit rarer, as the P90 hasn't been in service nearly as long as the other weapons I've mentioned, so you'll have a harder time finding ammo for it. Another good one if you work with other people is to establish your usefulness. The group will be less likely to betray you or leave you behind if you make it clear that you're necessary to the group. If you show you're an expert marksman, a skilled medic, good at picking locks - if you can establish your mastery of any skill that's really valued in the apocalypse, you'll have a better chance of being saved and protected.

Also, learn to use your environment to your advantage. Cramped spaces are what you don't want, find anything to climb, jump and run on to escape. Another thing, a forest is a smart place to be in. AND GO GET IN SHAPE CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!

if you want some good rules go watch zombieland

@archer5722

6 жыл бұрын

Caped Baldy lol

@Pikampy

6 жыл бұрын

Amen

@efectivrhiana

6 жыл бұрын

I have seen that movie around 5 times. I'm also a gamer. I think I'm ready!

@dawgeatdogwrld

6 жыл бұрын

Yup and its also one of the best zombie movie and the funniest

@leonardorosinhas1428

6 жыл бұрын

True one punch.

If you are using guns try to have a suppressed firearm like a suppressed ar 15 and a supressed glock as a side arm suppressed weapons will make less noise drawing in less zombies

@Casual_Gamer_776

7 жыл бұрын

plus you save your eardrums with a suppressor. one thing that never gets brought up in zombie movies firing off all those shots constantly will eventually make you hard of hearing and lower your chance of hearing a zombie or survivor approaching.

@matthew_natividad

7 жыл бұрын

N a silenced shotgun

@Themagnificent7th

7 жыл бұрын

Suppressors are not that easy to come by to the general public.

@Silly00000

7 жыл бұрын

Just go melee, it's just better. (and having a suppressor on an ar 15/handgun wouldn't really help)

@danielbatten5782

7 жыл бұрын

Suppressors are easily acquired legally in the US. Just some paperwork to fill out and some waiting so do it soon.

“Know emergency first aid” -cuts off hand with machete-

The gamers know what to do, we all waiting for this to happen :D

@legendyt7230

3 жыл бұрын

OvO

Tip No. 1, watch the video early!!

Actually, if zombies were real, and they were the walking dead zombies, blood loss or a shot to the heart would kill them. If there was no heart, blood and so oxygen wouldn't be able to get to the muscles. If no blood got to the muscles then the zombie wouldn't be able to walk and no oxygen would get to the brain.

@sjstewart9397

7 жыл бұрын

Team Pottsy72 true

@Themagnificent7th

7 жыл бұрын

WD walkers don't die from blood loss, that's why they can lose limbs and still keep going. However the electrical impulses from the brain still send signals to the limbs so disrupting that in a catastrophic nature will kill them (again).

@teampottsy7210

7 жыл бұрын

Themagnificent7th But that's exactly my point. Blood loss should kill them because they need oxygen to get around the body. So in a realistic encounter with a walker, a shot to the heart, lungs or body would kill them.

@matthewfarmer8510

7 жыл бұрын

In World War Z, they move the blood around their body by contractions of skeletal muscles, and their blood is much more coagulated.

@Themagnificent7th

7 жыл бұрын

It would if they still used blood as a means of transporting oxygen to limbs like in 28 days later where they are for all intents still people just driven mad by a virulent strain of contagion. In the walking dead they are going by George Romero rules where the only way to kill them is a headshot disrupting the central nervous system because blood flow is not essential to life function. I don't make the rules, but I can say keep thinking "hearts and minds" so that's two to the heart and one to the mind and you'd have your bases covered.

Im still waiting for H.O.T.D season 2 for years

I'm perfect for the zombie apocalypse I know how to make any weapon from scratch as long as I have duck tape

Search for for CORAL for ten episodes

@ThadiusMeyers

7 жыл бұрын

Toto Wotz WHEREZ CORAL

@devin_so_devious

7 жыл бұрын

Toto Wotz CORAL!!! stay back with the others

@tlkfanrwbyfan8716

7 жыл бұрын

Toto Wotz search for a Sophia for basically 2 seasons then find surprise surprise they are dead

@darthvader7783

6 жыл бұрын

Go into the CORAL reef, you'll find him.

@VixXstazosJOB

6 жыл бұрын

English is my dominated language... yet i just don't see how you people keep hearing that for Carl lol

R.I.P Glenn

@thechosenonesosaystheprophecy

5 жыл бұрын

OOOOOF that’s for the spoiler

@jono7951

5 жыл бұрын

Kick 🦵

This was made on my 13th birthday. Better get a sword...

Watchmojo: "10 staying alive tips!" Tip 1: "Breath air."

@louise6093

4 жыл бұрын

Tip 2: Blink eyes.

@missenoshima6057

3 жыл бұрын

Tip 3:stay hydrated

@trendteaser9333

3 жыл бұрын

Eat food

@nrem7611

3 жыл бұрын

Tip 5 "Live"

I wish you'd do a "Top Ten Donald Trump Survival Tips."

@ericmorton6452

7 жыл бұрын

edgy memes also don't be anything other than a white man, don't have the need to breath clean air or drink clean water, don't need any medical attention and finally be super rich

@reian2456

7 жыл бұрын

#1 make a big ass wall #2 make america great again #3 be orange #4 last as long as you could

@dantecortez787

7 жыл бұрын

Doug Puthoff 1) go to another country like Canada 2) pray shit doesn't go down

@cashchico

7 жыл бұрын

number 1...be white

@badder9525

7 жыл бұрын

1:be a male 2:be white 3:be rich 4:be american 5:be heterosexual 6:avoid social media 7:avoid news 8:be orange 9:don't get sick or injuried in any way 10:if you're not any or all these things, run.

Meets another survival group during the zombie apocalypse. "Oh how did you survive?" "Yeah I watched watchmojos top 10 zombie apocalypse survival tips".

its good that i know it now thanks for showing it

The world is just begging for zombies then

I got a zombie ad lol

@Hobo323

7 жыл бұрын

Napstablook I got TWD game ad

@ashleyrobinson9373

7 жыл бұрын

Napstablook same

@tomcabler257

7 жыл бұрын

Napstablook I got a doll ad :(

@joeblack6379

7 жыл бұрын

iHobo Films i got a rock

Chain armor would be great for a zombie apocalypse.

@slydoorkeeper4783

7 жыл бұрын

CoOkie Muncher352 So long as it is the actual armor and not that butted shit.

@kabhes9040

6 жыл бұрын

but that makes a ton of noice

@lydiabenavidez1374

6 жыл бұрын

No cause they can rip it off

@BloodyBay

6 жыл бұрын

+Kotetsu Aburameジ +Drew Dorman Agreed! Only the _best_ medieval body armor for us Zombie Apocalypse survivors, none of that butted "beer tab" chainmail that you can buy from the cheap booths at Ren Faire; that shit won't mean anything but an embarrassing death once the zombies claw it apart like a cheap dress on Prom Night. No, _riveted_ chainmail's where it's at! You can buy battle-ready medieval chainmail from websites like Battle Merchant; that site even lets you pick chainmail with round rivets _or_ with wedge rivets, if you're that fussy about the details. Historical riveted chainmail was designed to stand up to solid hits from longswords and battle axes, which is pretty much why the Norse raiders got their asses kicked out of England after the English came up with chainmail. If chainmail will stop a steel bearded battle axe, a zombie's teeth - which are still going to be made of enamel and dentine no matter how buff the zombie is - are going to crack, split, splinter and break off as soon as the zombie bites down hard. And don't forget to wear a leather gambeson underneath, because wearing chainmail on bare skin for hours on end can chafe like a bitch! ;-) +kab hes Some people talk like walking around in medieval body armor makes as much noise as throwing sauce pans at a brick wall. Just go to Ren Faire or Medieval Times in Dallas, watch some guy moseying around in battle-ready medieval armor and you might see that that's not the case at all. It's sounds like "...sheenk...sheenk...sheenk...", not even close to "CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!" It's just like how people say that you can't get back on your feet if you get knocked on your back while wearing full plate armor: It's pure bullpucky. Plus, zombies may not have ears like bats anyway. And they're eventually going to catch you moseying around no matter what you do, so you might as well improve your odds of successfully fighting your way out of a mob without losing any of your bodily fluids. +Lydia Benavidez Spoken like someone else who doesn't know Thing One about medieval armor! If it's so easy to tear body armor off of people, then why did the French have to invent the misericorde, a special dagger designed to slip between armor plates and/or to pierce chainmail for the purposes of mercy-killing wounded knights on the battlefield? Why couldn't the French just tear off people's breastplates and stab them through their hearts? Because medieval body armor has belts, buckles, joiners, tethers and links all over the place, designed for the specific purpose of securing the armor to the body and keeping the armor in place despite the rigors of battle. _That's_ why! The armor takes a while to don and it takes a while to doff, but the extra time you invest in properly donning your armor could save your life. Plus, have you ever tried to unbuckle somebody's pants while he's scooting around and throwing punches at your face? If a fully mobile and fully dextrous living human can't do it, a zombie (who, if the majority of movies and TV shows are spot-on, is slow, clumsy and halfway to brain-death) can't do it. So zombies unbuckling your chainmail or your Maximilian armor until you're naked is a non-issue (and more than a little ridiculous).

@alwillk

6 жыл бұрын

How is it in the desert? I bet it would be hot as fuck.

Oh thanks for the information

Here's the list to save you time: 10. Go on supply runs 9. Aim for the head 8. Don't hesitate 7. Have a radio 6. Locate a stronghold 5. Know emergency first aid 4. Avoid populated areas 3. Find a mode of transportation 2. Choose your ideal weapon 1. Choose your allies wisely

I'm thinking I'm going to be cool when theres a zombie apocalypse with this tips but the truth is i'm just forget all this and ran like coward 😂😂

@seek__truth919

2 жыл бұрын

Lolz

You probably won't even have to get through the head just damage the spine and turn them into vegetables.

i knew all of these because i watch way to many zombie related things and have learned quite a few things

Zombies: we are going to kill you. Me: Bro, but i am cameraman.

Nice list mojo! I actually want a zombie outbreak 😅

1. Run 2. Selfie 3. Run again.

@nightmare2000

5 жыл бұрын

5. Make a crying selfie cuz that shit sells

8:49 trevor got betrayed again😂

Your watching too much walking dead

@dandzwonczyk1636

7 жыл бұрын

O RLY yeah i am

Diet and exercise helps too. If there's anything to be learned from films like Zombieland, it's that the slow and fat are always the first to go.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again, how on gods green green Earth has anyone been killed by the slow ass zombies in the walking dead? The fast bastards, they are a threat. But the slow ones you just need to walk away from them and not get cornered.

@victormcbride2569

6 жыл бұрын

Jake781268162 81279 obviously those people got cornered or were taken by suprise

OMGGG THE NUMBER 10!! I REMEMBER THE SCENE OF HOW AWKWARD GLENN TALK TO MAGGIE. OMG SHIIIPPP

I like your video. :-)

I'm going to Mount Rainier or somewhere in the Canadian wilderness

You don't need to be the fastest runner. You just have to be faster than the slowest person. Trip them if you have to.

People said: There's a Zombie Apocalypse coming at the year of 2021. Me: Too dumb to watch this, but don't be so sure.

I’m already ready for the zombie apocalypse But more tips could help Me

34 views 47 likes. Makes sense doesn't it?

@NapstablookGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Alvares 42 views 50 comments 122 likes and 3 dislikes

@ciancampion5170

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Alvares maybe Zombies don't count?

@fowlover1232

7 жыл бұрын

Cían Campion Your thumbnail made me think hair was on my screen, I got so confused! XD

Machete/2 trench knives, pistol, semi-auto rifle/carbine. Thick but lightweight armor for neck, arms & legs. Lots of cardio. Anyone else got something to add to this list?

@TotallyNotAFox

7 жыл бұрын

Any kind of supllies maybe?

@nujunara

7 жыл бұрын

Water

@galbert117

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, totally forgot to place food, ammo & other various supplies on this list to make it more obvious.....

@slydoorkeeper4783

7 жыл бұрын

DrakeMarvell I would say to make sure you train to be about half military standard because that would weigh you down and most people tend to exercise wearing almost nothing instead of their more everyday style of clothing that would give them restrictions and don't carry any sort of weight. I would say train for 50lbs because by then, with weapons, supplies, ammo, and possibly armor, you would have possible around 25lbs. That depends on what you brought of course, and if you train for 50, well, you would be have that weight limit and therefore can go much longer.

@jerricruz845

6 жыл бұрын

Missile launcher it will be good for hordes

Here's my plan: Before zombies: Exercise, keep a duffel bag with tools, food, drink, first aid, weapons, clothes and other useful skit in the trunk of my car, and maintain my car regularly. Outbreak: Give my computer a goodbye hug and disconnect it from the mains, put on a leather jacket and run like Usain Bolt to my car and GTFO of the city and drive to the country side. Find a small hut, unpack, secure the area, and go hunting/fishing.

I just went to the range today and shot 150 rounds of 9mm through a Glock 19, and two CZ75B’s. I shot fairly well, just keeping in practice.

Tip no 1: find clementine

I will do the strong hold But i dont have an eye of ender

@fiinvc9389

6 жыл бұрын

Eyad Wael omg good pun XD

@dudeman4514

6 жыл бұрын

Dakota Bartlett thats the first and one of the few good battle royales

@eliasguevara6687

6 жыл бұрын

you mean make a base

@hntaiprotagonist2640

6 жыл бұрын

*Slow Clap*

No scenes from "Evil Dead" movies or TV? Bruce Campbell is a genius!!!

Shields are good too. They can be used to control the zombies arms, pushing them safely way to open them up for a quick strike to the head.

The one that said “never hesitate to kill a zombie” reminds me of Hershel Greene (from TWD) who stored his turned family in the barn at his farm and he didn’t kill them

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Seems pretty pointless, unless you're 100% sure they can recover!

The only tip you need to survive a zombie apocalypse... Have Rambo skills or be with him

@alexhuntercomedy156

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Gutierrez yo Rambo is 70 now.

This is actually useful.

your #1 is so true

Buy a copy of "The zombie survival guide".

@wolfnfire4575

7 жыл бұрын

by max brooks

also keep ur hair short so the zombies don't grab you

@jungkookisbae1097

6 жыл бұрын

I won't cause I value my hair :( i know i'll probably die first.

@jaymespencerorsirenaheart7575

6 жыл бұрын

Isaac Campuzano dam it

@mileyw7914

5 жыл бұрын

Ill just keep my hair up in a bun

Please make a video similar to that but make it top 10 purge survival tips (The Purge: Holiday when all crime is legal)

I subscribed

I just need a pea plant and some sunflowers.

If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse. Your going to have to eat your vegetables.

@legendyt7230

3 жыл бұрын

Yes ma'am

- always know your escape route - constantly stay aware of your surroundings - look over your shoulder periodically - never reach your arms or legs into somewhere you can’t see to avoid surprise bites (behind counters, in darkness etc) - create light armor for arms, neck and legs - create throwable distractions (firecrackers, music radios etc)

It has been suggested that a military base will provide a serious stronghold against a zombie over run. If that is true, consider re-locating to El Paso County Colorado. We have six bases here (including NORAD).

I’m surprised these weren’t 100% from The Walking Dead because they only use a good idea ONCE and never again-_-

Top zombie survival tip: Step 1:Turn around Step 2:JUST F**KING RUN!!!! Honorary mention step :Make sure you are not running into one.......

2 Survivors are talking Survivor 1- "I had a friend a while back, he died." Survivor 2- "Did the zombies get him?" Survivor 1- "No, He just got stung by a bee."

7:46 I remember that scene, Carl and Enid are such a great couple.

WHO'S A FAN OF Z NATION??? Only me...okay

@rishitkumar1404

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@AKMediaCollector

6 жыл бұрын

Me three

@sarahvargas1899

6 жыл бұрын

THAT ONE PERSON Yu DONT KNOW me four

@dudeman4514

6 жыл бұрын

Me 5

@jaymespencerorsirenaheart7575

6 жыл бұрын

THAT ONE PERSON Yu DONT KNOW FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE

A location with high walls hey😏 That day everything changed, the walls cages and humanity... cattle The AOT/SNK fans will get it

@memes-tb4nz

3 жыл бұрын

i know im a fan of it it was said by eren yeager

when going on supply runs i suggest to have another group (the fastest of the group if possible) distract the zombies while the other group grabs the supplies