Please read before you comment. - I've had ferrets for over a decade, none of them have ever broken a tooth on a water bottle. - Chocolate is not toxic to ferrets in the same way as it is dogs. He would have to eat well over an ounce to get sick. - I don't just hand him chocolate and let him have at it, at best he gets a few licks. This was an April Fool's parody of over-the-top vloggers, this is not my usual style. If you enjoyed it, check out my other content before you decide to subscribe, because this is not the norm.

@crazyferretlady

6 жыл бұрын

Knowing Better I live in Norway with my 6 cats and 14 ferrets. About 4 years ago I had 36.. They call me CrazyFerretLady 🐾💕🐾

@girlstinkyfan

6 жыл бұрын

Knowing Better ok Thank you for that

@blargmoocow7067

6 жыл бұрын

Can you tell me where you can get the life preserver, I have checked a lot of ferret supplies websites but I can’t find any

@preciousrose4808

6 жыл бұрын

Knowing Better I need help with my ferrets smell , my family don’t like his smell what can I do to tone it down it doesn’t bother me but I don’t want to get rid of him :(

@nektulosnewbie

6 жыл бұрын

The issue with chocolate is the iron in it, same reason way I later found out that raisins are not good for both dogs and ferrets, though they were my guys favourite food and showed no ill effects from eating them. I've found in my experience, and in other owners, that all ferts have their own odd favourite food they go nuts for and it's almost never meat, something which mine were actively repulsed by. In my guys case it was raisin, but Joeys was pretty much any and all kinds of fruit and would wander between demanding apple, green grapes or bananas depending on his mood. Heck, even once Joey flung himself out of a grocery bag when food was being brought inside once once he realized it had some deli meat slices in it, then went and played in the one with the bananas. I'm surprised your guy walked that much. My typical routine was walking 10 or so feet until my guys would start to stray into someones yard, then turn around and dig their feet in when I wouldn't let them take us for a peek in their back yard. They'd get scooped up to repeat the process until we got to a park or back home for some digging. For a more serious video if you do it another time, I'd add the issues with North American ferrets, how inbred they are and the problems that produces. I don't know if you know it, but ferrets bred in Europe can live as long as cats. Someone on Facebook, Marie's Ferrets have lived as long as 16 years, which should be as shocking to you being a fert owner living in NA too used to having them around for like 6 years.

“I will drown him, do you understand? I ain’t playing!” ferret: mlem “alright I’m playing”

@awhrachel5057

3 жыл бұрын

First

@csfarnsworth14

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this exact same thing. You won.

@MarthaRoseMoore415

3 жыл бұрын

Mlem. Lol.

Different names for ferrets: Fur snake Cat slinky Long mouse

@jeydoncruz3619

5 жыл бұрын

ThatCatLady 333 limousine cat

@chattypatty78

5 жыл бұрын

noodle raccoon

@sandraflynn5357

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot carpet shark

@KiwiToons2004

5 жыл бұрын

ThatCatLady 333 furry sausage

@thegardenofeatin5965

5 жыл бұрын

polecat.

Imagining Wheatley aggressively licking the colour off of a single runt so he can hide it for you later makes my day just perfect.

@eloisemiller2650

4 жыл бұрын

This video is hilarious

@ElectronerpProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, I'm just imagining Wheatley (the robot) doing that and it's very amusing.

I really enjoy your weird sense of humor.

One thing with ferrets that's not often talked about, the joys of owning an elderly ferret. As hilarious and silly as they are when they are younger, when they become elderly, they become super chill and just want to hang out with you and become super affectionate.

This is a single grown man living not with a big dog but with a small ferret. This is how I wanna turn out

@dennisyoung4631

2 жыл бұрын

Some say Ferrets smell. This is a trivial matter, compared to *Eu de Mastiff.*

@boyankovachev7982

2 жыл бұрын

So, that guy is the reason why I'm currently watching where I can get one. One love ❤️

Everyone should know that ferrets should only be bathed VERY OCCASSIONALLY as it can disturb the oil balance in their skin

@dawnspencer8414

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU i was going to comment on that but i seem that it has been addressed

@exsurity

4 жыл бұрын

i assume he only did it because he was muddy, being as that’s the reasoning for him to bathe him 🤣 i’m sure he knows bAthing a ferret often messes with their oils

@sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346

4 жыл бұрын

That's true for every furry mammal. Hell, it's true for humans. Bathing every day is actually bad for you.

@Openreality

4 жыл бұрын

I would argue that no animal needs bathing. You don't bathe cats or dogs regularly, therefore other animals are no exception. They self clean themselves.

@emilyhogben3928

4 жыл бұрын

@@Openreality I agree, I've only bathed my ferrets once in 6/7 years and that was flea treatment as one got out

Note to self - add "Under The Sea" to shower playlist

@brettmiddleton7949

5 жыл бұрын

Or just load up the Bioshock soundtrack.

@SharlaSellsStl

5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@Mr_Bunk

5 жыл бұрын

Note to self - add “Under the Sea” to Bioshock playlist

Oh my God this is a masterpiece! Literally every single scene is a haliarious and excellent satire of our culture. And it is actually VERY informative!

@Ironsyte

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's spot on with this info. There was a lot I didn't know about Ferrets before watching this guy's channel. Definitely glad I checked it out.

@Amateur0Visionary

5 жыл бұрын

It's so dense. There's so much going on in every scene.

"He is expertly litter box trained!" *ferret proceeds slip in the litter box*

this was both educational and “what” all at once *it was perfection >:)* *it was chaotic neutral energy at its finest >:)*

@lisao8161

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely made me smile big time. Thanks! I'd like to get one👍💛

To be ferret was a decent video

@IronHive

5 жыл бұрын

10/10 comment Klappa

I've also owned ferrets for over 10 years and have been a moderator on several ferret forums over the years (holistic ferret currently). I have to say that your videos make me laugh and are a better source of ferret care info than most stores that sell the little monsters.

"Ferrets occasionally miss the litter box." Mine just poops on the floor and fucking sleeps in his litter box 😹

@beckz432

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too, having a hard time trying to train them

@elbinopaper4629

4 жыл бұрын

Same boat here

@thecontentcreator4837

4 жыл бұрын

Mine uses it and sleeps in it and he won’t stop

@EdasAbortedFetus

4 жыл бұрын

Michaela Hedglin your not alone lol

Him: I bought my ferret a four story cage!!!! Me: boi, I MADE my four story cage!!!!

@sherkbeans2515

5 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@emmamartin9353

4 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but okay lol

@bakerols8283

4 жыл бұрын

Hah, what ,are you poor? Can’t afford a cage so you build one, pathetic

@yeetyeet2664

4 жыл бұрын

bake rols being poor isn’t pathetic

@monkyboo

4 жыл бұрын

bake rols It cost just as much or more to build your own cage what the fuck you're stupid

My best Easter present ever was this video. You should start a new series called Ferret Cribs.

@averagejoe6031

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, I’d watch it (Also I love your vids🙃)

"the only things he seems to like are chocolate and to lick the color off of a runt" This is honestly the most relatable video I've ever watched i was just going to skim this until the litter bit. this is honestly too real

@ferretbusinesscasual765

5 жыл бұрын

I have one that likes to drink my tea when I'm not looking

@dennisyoung4631

2 жыл бұрын

Best keep him out of the Rocky Road, then.

When Karen leaves you but it doesn't matter because you have a sentient neck pillow to keep you happy.

@averagejoe6031

3 жыл бұрын

Damn dude

0:29 That ferret is the definition of 'no thoughts, head empty'.

I unsubscribed because I thought my girlfriend subbed to a channel about ferrets.

@MidwestGambian

4 жыл бұрын

265 likes and no commets.

@lillyann2749

4 жыл бұрын

Sireh Jallow crazy it was 1 year ago

Oh man.. This is beautiful, and Wheatley is adorable. Probably the best behaved ferret I've ever seen too.

“A spooky forest in Japan” I know where this is going

I was really thinking about getting a ferret until reality woke me up 1:35 ☹️

@emmastephens2265

4 жыл бұрын

don’t worry!! just use a puppy pad or a bigger litter box, you have to take a little bit of time to train them to use it but you should still get one!!!

@officialporni3572

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry you can get a wee wee pad!!!!!

The way you hold every part of him except his breathing airways underwater is truly beautiful. That technique was demonstrated in a video for Doula training regarding bathing newborns and it blew my mind.

The little kick your ferret does in the bathtub is adorable

I only watched this after going through all your old content again for like the millionth time but this is a seriously underrated video👍

yOu KnOw WhAt I'm SaYiNg?

No! Don't take him to a spooky Japanese forest he might be scared by the most terrifying situation of all, meeting Jake Paul

@samantha_2686

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Baglini not Jake...Logan...but I do in fact have a strong hate towards them...

@welchsgum7195

5 жыл бұрын

He might have a heart attack!

@kaeaea

5 жыл бұрын

Oh God!!! NOT JAKE PAUL!! NOOOO!!!!!!

@Sammakko7

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Baglini Logan Paul*

@grizzlyadamblack

5 жыл бұрын

Jake or Logan same person

Your ferret seems very trusting of you, my 4 never relax in the bath. Nice video.

@spazdal1

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. Back when I had one he hated getting a bath and would spaz out the second he touched water.

@annabelhuck1175

6 жыл бұрын

Samee

@nicoleleeanartist5999

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@nicoleleeanartist5999

6 жыл бұрын

I once made the mistake of bathing them with my shirt off to avoid gettin soaked again... they ended up jumping on me to escape the bath and i had scratches everywhere

@mrs_smog469

6 жыл бұрын

Coz y’all never got them to trust the water or you enough google will tell you that.... gotta give your ferrets love and so them that its ok and they can trust you!

As a man from Quebec city, I find it incredibly cute how you say ''winter'' to describe some season when we can still see green lawn

It is reassuring to know that I don’t have to be ashamed of my shower playlist. Seems every single guy has Under the Sea on theirs too! Your business is adorable!

They are escape artists and figure things out really fast. Make sure your place is thoroughly looked over!

@miguelmaravilla3580

5 жыл бұрын

True my aunt had a ferret and almost every day I would wake up and see him running around when I know I put him in his cage

@escarrgot1802

5 жыл бұрын

What r the laws in va?

I love how calm your ferret is!!! My little guy is so hyper and rambunctious all the time

My ferret got 7 floors, step yo game up😂💀

I laughed way too much during this video 😂😂 nothing better than someone who really loves their pet! Wheaty is so cute. If I saw him in my neighborhood, I would definitely be asking to pet him. I'm a pet sitter looking for information before a meeting with some parents of ferrets and I wanted to be prepared on the basics of caring for ferrets. I've seen a few videos that have been informative but they didnt have as many jokes.

For a second there I thought you had the worlds best ferret that never shits on the cage floor. Then I saw. We have three and I would say they use the litter trays 30% if the time tops. Also we feed ours on raw meat because one of your girls started getting fat and sick on kibbles. You have lithe best behaved ferret in the world. Our three go nuts when we bath them trying to leap out of the bath. We also have to placate ours with some oils on their bellies to get them to chill out so we can cut their nails. Nice video but I think you missed something. Ferrets will make a mess of your floor. Litter everywhere, meat hidden in corners. You will forever be sweeping/hoovering.

Ok I own three ferrets and I just love you........you are so good to him. I did learn a lot as well especially about the temp of the bath water......no wonder they don't like hanging out in the tubby!

@carolinemorris9620

6 жыл бұрын

Monique Breier I didn’t know this either!! I’m always afraid it’s too hot so this is good to know!

I was gonna click off because of that intrusive intro, but I'm glad i stayed. Well executed satire

@Openreality

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've unsubscribed because of his oblivious ignorance. If you want to learn about ferret care watch pazuandfriends, Emzotic, ferret-world, etc. They can't handle kibble, they eat only meat and are exclusive to eating only meat. Also bathing them strips them of their natural oils. The only thing he did right was the cage, however the cage still needs to be bigger.

I used to own 5 ferrets and miss having them (of course, I didn't own them, they owned me!). You take excellent care of Wheatly, he is ADORABLE! Keep making making the videos and spreading ferret awareness!

What's a ferret? Can I dab on it?

@mmm-gx1tg

6 жыл бұрын

It's an animal

@evilbabyarra7780

6 жыл бұрын

Suibhne i instantly hate you

@GoreGirlFX

6 жыл бұрын

I think I just died.

@warmhandswarmheart

6 жыл бұрын

It's a type of weasel. A cute type.

@samantha_2686

6 жыл бұрын

Suibhne a better thing than you.

I have three ferrets 😁 I’ve had one (Charlie) for almost 2 years, and I just received “Bonnie and Clyde” from my brother the beginning of this month.💜 Your dooker is adorable! They’re so much fun and I love watching all of mine play together.

@SpicyCheeseAltHistory

8 ай бұрын

How they doin?

Thanks for this video. I have lost 3 of my 5 ferrets due to age and illness this year. The remaining are quite old. It's good to see a ferret that's still youthful and energetic. It was also nice to see you use the same ferret cage we do, but we bought the extension to make it a 3 box/6 level mansion. It's looking quite lonely with only the two in there now.

I know I'm late but I've never seen anyone talk about ferrets so aggressively I love this channel

"Go big or go home" I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

So i got my ferret about 6 months ago. Farrah the ferret & my cat JulioKitty love to play & wrestle, so i ditched the cage & now Farrah has full run of the house along with JulioKitty. I put down a puppy pad next to JulioKitty's litter box & Farrah uses it MOST of the time. Ferrets are definitely awesome lil critters and i know i will get another when the time is right. Thanks for your video's, I have learned a lot. :)

i don't know how you did it, but you made my google home play a pretty banger playlist. I'm not even mad, i'm impressed and extremely happy with that.

This is my favorite FERRET RELATED CONTENT by FAR.

06:25 dude your voice activated my phone lmao

@DeviceMX

5 жыл бұрын

And my Google Home

Dude! Back away from the energy drinks...

@KnowingBetter

6 жыл бұрын

Haha I actually can't stand that stuff. I asked a coworker to not throw away their can so I could use it as a prop.

@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat

5 жыл бұрын

Knowing Better reminds me of strong sad (homestar runner) on caffeine

Even though it deviates from your usual style, the fact that you did another video on ferrets makes me so happy! As a ferret owner, it's nice to say a solid informational guide. Im sure you've seen that there are a lot of ferret-rearing sticklers on the internet, so be prepared for anyone to criticize the way you raise your babe. I hope you avoid militant Facebook groups about ferret ownership if you don't want to get crucified, haha! Personally, I think you have one of the most chill ferrets I have ever met. Wheatley is gorgeous!

this is the best knowing better video to date

Aww! Wheatley is adorable in this! I would love to have a couple of ferrets, but they're not allowed in our township. My sister and I like to call them "weaselkitties" because they seem to be somewhere between the two creatures in temperament and physicality. I learned a lot more about ferrets than I had known before! Thanks so much for sharing Wheatley with us all!

When I lived in Japan my friends and I found a baby Itachi (a Japanese Weasel). They hand reared it and it became a pet. I took over looking after him when they left Japan. He was a terrible pet as most wild animals are. Still I loved him. From what I have been able to glean over the years he was pretty much the same as owning a ferret. Mustelids are awesome.

That bath scene was the cutest thing I did not expect to see this week!

This made my day! It should be in Top 10 of Top 10 videos on KZread.

My ferrets are nuts compared to this guy lol

@GoreGirlFX

6 жыл бұрын

Gabbi Perez mine too

I've been with my ferret since I was in the 5th grade (currently in 10th grade). I got him because my parents said no more rodents in the house. he was my little brother at only 3 months old and I've watched him basically learn to walk. keeping George is the most strenuous yet adorable thing I've ever done. Even at 7 years old he still misses the the litter box just to mess with me! 😤

This is the educational information I've been needing in my life.

5:19 😂😂😂 Dude, I love your sense of humor!

Are ferrets lonely without another ferret around? Also it would make my day/life if I came across someone walking their ferret, very cute. A+ content as usual.

@KnowingBetter

6 жыл бұрын

No, they're not like guinea pigs which need a companion. They're much more like dogs or cats. As long as you let them out and play with them they're perfectly fine.

@GoreGirlFX

6 жыл бұрын

My first ferret was not okay alone. She would yelp all night in her cage. Did it for weeks. Then we got her a brother and never heard a peep out of her again.

@bbjjbb61

6 жыл бұрын

GoreGirl FX My first ever ferret was a nasty little beast until we got her a companion. She was a new girl afterwards. Everything I've read says they do better bonded to another ferret. Some can probably do fine with a human who interacts with them often but I suspect they do better with a friend.

@GoreGirlFX

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too. I've heard a lot of people have only one and they do okay, but I've also heard they don't live as long solo. I have three now, bought the first one.. then her brother, then the third one because she was alone in the store.

@rustycr0w

6 жыл бұрын

Knowing Better Hmmmm I’ve always read that they can get lonely if they don’t have a companion, which is why we initially got 2. It’s also worth mentioning that having 2 can be less hassle than having one. They can play with each other when they’re out. I can be playing games with the ferrets out and they’ll play with each other.

Great video and a great ferret!

this is the knowing better we all need

this is the best video on ferret care that i’ve ever seen

Mine was free roaming trained him well and he even slept with me!!! I miss him every day, rip Sammy! I miss you buddy!

I'm crying because this is literally what it's like having a ferret 😂😂😭😭

Lol I seriously love your videos! Also thank you for the trip down Memory Lane with your accidental playlist slips :) also a wonderful reminder of how old I am :(

This is actually really helpful! I’m getting a ferret in a week and doing as much studying on them as possible! Thanks for this and your little ferret guy is very cute!

My Google mini started playing music when you asked to play your "shower mix". I won't mention the song that came up.

@averagejoe6031

3 жыл бұрын

Tell us

When you want a ferret but live in California

@wolfshanze5980

4 жыл бұрын

I believe that restriction was lifted a year ago and California now allows ferrets... if you want one, double check the CURRENT law.

@ardenvecchionecourant8196

4 жыл бұрын

T-rev Dawg gaming ferrets are still illegal in California.

@adalyncarraco499

4 жыл бұрын

T-rev Dawg gaming omg I’m so sorry for you 😂😭

@chanchan4775

4 жыл бұрын

I low-key have one and live in Calabasas.

@REVLZM

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Texas I feel bad for you

Please tell me that bag rip was not part of the script. That reaction was priceless! XD

Such good re-watch value, my friend and I have seen this so many times. Really love your videos (...and not only because Wheatley is in them)

3:20 this is golden. I love his expression jesus.

@Sketchman911

4 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that was all unscripted. And he was GENUINELY upset

You said content ID picks up after 28 seconds but your video is claimed by every song that you played. Even the ones that you played for less than 5 seconds

Lol. He's sooo chill about bath time. I have 1 that's chill, 1 that's super excited about it and 1 that acts like the water is acid. Good info and entertaining format.

That is seriously the most chill ferret I've seen.

3:25 when your bro just kills your vibe

freaking adorable ... love this video

This was lovely to watch.

You give me RWJ vibes and I honestly miss it. Thank you for the nostalgia

Ferrets are so much damn work omlllll, I’ve had so many and damn do I need a break sometimes- but I adore them. I work in a small pet shop aswell and I always tell people consider getting a ferret more than you would a puppy. They are basically rowdy puppies that never grow up and will steal everything ;))

@pizza8050

2 жыл бұрын

you work at a pet shop and you tell them to get one ferret???

Funny and cool info. Cheers mate.

@christopherarnott

6 жыл бұрын

Where is the other video in the Japanese forest?

@KnowingBetter

6 жыл бұрын

Hah, this video was an April Fool's joke where I'm parodying obnoxious vloggers like Logan Paul. That was a reference to him.

@christopherarnott

6 жыл бұрын

Ha ha. Pardon my naivety. Logan Paul is indeed a fucking prick. I live in Japan and in my tiny mind decided you do too. Cheers for a cracking vid anyway mate. I want ferrets. Now... To convince my wife...

I like this guys energy in this video

So cool. You have expanded my world!

I didn’t even notice that this was uploaded on April 1st. I just thought it was a new content style

Sad that it still doesn't have 50,000 likes. RIP.

I loved your video! This is officially my favorite ferret-related video ever!

Amazing video! Definitely helped me a lot with my future ferret. :)

I have to say that you and your ferret are CUTE AS A BUTTON! 😜 I enjoy your videos!

"His walking harness, ugh." Say no more man.

Best ferret/polecat video ever

Dude I’m getting one soon and I seen all these people saying it’s soo hard to take care of them but u just made it more easy for me u deserve a follow and a like now 😂

How many ferrets can a ferret fer

“ I’ll give you an m&m” Ferret: Run.

One of my favorite videos by you

I keeping watching this video because its hilarious. Its actually what got me into your channel. I have four ferrets, Sheriff, Whiskey, Quickdraw, and Deputy Dixie. I have only take Quickdraw for walks, the ferrts have free rein of the house, no cages, and they actually use the puppy training pads while one occasionally uses the cat's litter box. All but one of them hate baths so the only way I found them to be compliant is to let them lose their minds in the living room until they get bored and tired. Any ferret related video makes me happy

Do an update with Atlas and Peabody R. I. P. Wheatley...

@mike04574

4 жыл бұрын

Rip Wheatley?

@drandana3661

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Wheatly????!!!!!

@rina5221

4 жыл бұрын

Really glados to see this comment

@-mystic-93

4 жыл бұрын

Peabody died too?

This video is so funny and the ferret was so cute I love it

I just discovered your channel today. I love the theme behind your channel and ferrets are freaking awesome. I’ve had four and they are so much fun.

@0:31 Oh dear god, someone hold me! The ferret mlem'ing while shaking his back paws and with that innocent look of 'oh no sir, please don't drown me.' ... This is it. This is the cutest thing on YT.