"The Bible says thou shall not steal, but it says nowhere thou shall not swap" oh my god XD I'm in tears :')

@LunaStarlight35

6 жыл бұрын

He got the golden buzzer

@smartncrazyharmonizer7865

5 жыл бұрын

Kieran Campire he's the best

@peterrijsmus

5 жыл бұрын

André"..hazes

@osagienos6197

5 жыл бұрын

(Daliso Chaponda) the 4th guy really smacked it, he is more than funny and very smart high literate comedian.

@quilkou8201

5 жыл бұрын

Kieran Campire, I was lucky enough to be in the audience for that performance and oh god. *it was amazing*

"If i get too energetic please stop me, I'd like to keep my benefits" Hardest I've laughed so far XD

@itsneverlupus5544

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@MurtazaYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsneverlupus5544 he's so energetic he might just stand up

@rachelking394

5 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@soumyasishbhattacharyya2805

3 жыл бұрын

@@MurtazaYT lol

@thatdoocoo5658

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp please?

xfactor and bgt funnie:)

@anxiousperson3325

5 жыл бұрын

brokenphasar I KNOW RIGHT I LOOKED TRHOUGH MY HISTORY AND THERE WAS AT LEAST 130 XFACTOR/BGT/AGT VIDEOS they’re way too addictive lol

@lalalaland4552

5 жыл бұрын

me too, it's getting out of hand 😆

@krazyk931

5 жыл бұрын

SAME and I have finals! What am I doing...

@o_o2039

5 жыл бұрын

uh, it’s not that hard

@Gram_fell

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda Glad I'm not the only one 😂😂😂

that part when the dog moves his mouth and everyone was like woah!..XD

The first guy in the pink suit looked like the bad guy from lazy town

@siancurtis7200

6 жыл бұрын

Exotic Butters you mean Robbie Rotten?

@sarahthebookdragon5666

5 жыл бұрын

Exotic Butters I was thinking the same thing

@tayla3095

5 жыл бұрын

Robbie Rotten ---^^

@jimothyplaid3948

5 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace..

@krishna1surujdeo187

5 жыл бұрын

Exotic Butters lol

Thou shall not steal But nowhere does it say thou shall not swap

@GlowandLuna

6 жыл бұрын

Milly Mc best joke 😂

@AlejoAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

Klance Trash #1 yep

@gurleen5201

5 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@nawalkhachan9256

4 жыл бұрын

@Girlygamer Roblox what's ur problem

"When India starts opening call centres here" I'm crying 😂😂

@Funny-parade07

5 жыл бұрын

R u indian???

@vikramkumar4847

5 жыл бұрын

@@Funny-parade07 yes

@dixitkumar2391

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get this joke can u explain

@sev9642

4 жыл бұрын

ale xuu India also is considered a ‘poor’ country

@srajit7087

4 жыл бұрын

As an Indian shame on you if you enjoy it.

"Jack. wE're sO LuCkY yOu'Re DisAbLed" How nice 😂

DALISO CHAPONDA IS THE BEST

@ojb2008

6 жыл бұрын

Seow Gaming IKR!! 😂😂😂

@kieranjohnston2782

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

@hlove6263

5 жыл бұрын

He is

@danidakota276

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. He is so simple and yet so unique. his jokes are gold and the way he delivers them, makes them even more funny. He is such a sweet guy with an awesome personality

@kowking4629

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr I loveeee him so much ❤️❤️❤️

gatis kandis greatest 😂

@absauria914

6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Fielies you’re so right

@bamboozledu2341

6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Fielies ikr😂😂

@Cynquivy

5 жыл бұрын

That back reveal made it good lol

@hassaniqbal6375

5 жыл бұрын

Go gatis

@AshishPatel-ke7dk

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

Day 239 of Quarantine: who else is here

@nottuhs5192

3 жыл бұрын

It’s still the quarantine

@codboi1088

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly me

@rat-tasticlad3549

3 жыл бұрын

Me. 😑

@shammaal7757

3 жыл бұрын

Me😞

@huyuht

3 жыл бұрын

day 10000000000000000000: whos still here

"Where is UNICEF?"

@arryanabrown3032

5 жыл бұрын

YAS!

@veradegroot4375

3 жыл бұрын

where's bono

When you're not British and you can't understand anything 😅😅😂 edit: cmon guys, have you watched the video? lmfao, the jokes are filled with british media references, and i'm not british. should explain itself.

@shister8037

6 жыл бұрын

Cute Cute then how did you write that comment

@bruhmk6971

6 жыл бұрын

GAI VLOGS because he can

@cy-one

6 жыл бұрын

When you're German and can understand everything.

@stakaB

6 жыл бұрын

probably meant the references he/she doesn't understand

@spicyworms6676

6 жыл бұрын

Cute Cute I'm hoping you're joking...

The Latvian guy made jokes that you normally wouldn’t laugh at but they were funny with him 😂😂

@yaroslavapottosina6941

Жыл бұрын

Yes, he is very special:)

That moment when your watching, and you check and it's been TWENTY MINUTES!!

@MrJSchweezy

6 жыл бұрын

Same for me! :)

@ronnie9847

5 жыл бұрын

and?

In case you want to follow me this is how I look from behind 😂😂😂 epic

Ok weither the dog is actually talking or not *its still facinating how she's opening her MOUTH TO THE EXACT TIME WHERE EVER THAT SOUND IS COMING FROM*

@meganj6062

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a fake mouth

@nobodybruv

3 жыл бұрын

hes a Ventriloquist

Daliso Chaponda..the greatest! He even got a golden buzzer

The warm weather makes me warm

‘This chaff has to walk five miles a day....’😂😂😂😂

@sophiejameson4064

4 жыл бұрын

It's chav.

If you wanna follow me ... This is what it looks like like from behind. I'm dieing!!?😂😂😂

@angieschrecengost8143

4 жыл бұрын

Dying*

Daliso Chaponda my all time favourite comedian. I can listen to his jokes over and over again and they will still be very hilarious 😂.

daliso sounds like he is just talking to friends, and i love it. it’s like he’s having a conversation with me personally. i loved him. he’s one of my favourite comedians.

10: Ricky K 9: Jon Clegg 8: Arthur Lager 7: Toju 6: Gatis Kandis 5: Jack Carroll 4: Daliso Chaponda 3: James and Ed 2: Philip Green 1: Marc Métral

@chscelebrity8325

Жыл бұрын

James and Ed was the most unfunny bit I’ve ever heard

13:52 Don't worry, I know what you're thinking, Harry Potter's had a nasty Quidditch accident. I never knew you were on BGtT Harry!

@owoscreams

5 жыл бұрын

hah

@moony.lupinx8595

5 жыл бұрын

That's not even funny Harry's glasses aren't rectangles

@phyrestorm999

4 жыл бұрын

@@moony.lupinx8595 He had to get new ones after the accident.

@liv3585

3 жыл бұрын

phyrestorm999 no he didn’t

@phyrestorm999

3 жыл бұрын

@@liv3585 Whoosh

*turns to the guy* "WHO ARE YOU, WHO ARE YOU, WHO ARE YOU" *turns to me* "WHO IS HE, WHO IS HE, WHO IS HE" OH MY GOD I'M DIEING

@m1586

Жыл бұрын

His name is Toju, hilarious but I've never seen him on any show since he got Ant n Dec's golden buzzer!

Arnold Schwarzenegger act was awesome best part is "get down"

I just love Mr Chaponde, Years passed but I'm still in love with his awesome performances.

That kid at number 5 is so brilliant! What a little legend 💪🏾😁

The best part about BGT comedians is hearing Amanda’s laugh😂 it’s so cute

@i-me-myseLf_

3 жыл бұрын

gAELyn brown 🥺 Uhh stOLE my wOrds 1 mOnth AgO 😨 yEAh shE,s cUtE "" chArming & sExy @ sAmE tym❤️🥰❤️

@cryodragon617

2 жыл бұрын

@@i-me-myseLf_ ... Do you need help?

@nathelondon3719

6 ай бұрын

It’s so false and put on.

How does the second guy do homer and marge wow

I know what your thinking Harry Potter's had a nasty quidditch accident 😂

Daliso Chaponda MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN! he is really funny! I love his jokes!

Daliso Chaponda is awesome.

Ed and James!!!!!! I've missed the auditions from several years ago. Thanks for including them. 💗👍

I love the way David crinkles his nose when he laughs. It's adorable.

Gatis Kandis is my fav

@absauria914

6 жыл бұрын

Kute Kittens yessss

@danidakota276

5 жыл бұрын

mine too. Gatis is the most original comedian ever

@yousufahmed5627

5 жыл бұрын

@@danidakota276 he has the best KZread channel

@marekstv1845

5 жыл бұрын

He is from latvia i am from latvia čau ja saprotiet

@jasontoddsleftthigh5378

4 жыл бұрын

MaReKs tv Čau saprotu

I love how Simon patiently waits to be roasted xD

It's so funny to see simon actually believed that the dog can talk

@danidakota276

5 жыл бұрын

it is even funnier to see you believing that Simon actually believed that the dog could talk

@bebanana181

5 жыл бұрын

Dani Dakota it’s so funny Foodie Tour thinks it’s Funny to see Simon think the dog can talk

@cunningfox831

4 жыл бұрын

@Dani Dakota if you actually watched that episode. Simon calls his wife on his way out telling her there was a taking dog on the show...

@rotclanofficial7691

4 жыл бұрын

Idiot

@keziah1654

4 жыл бұрын

Eh i think the owner is just a *ventriloquist*

‘I haven’t seen one save the UK concert’ 🤣 god he is the funniest

As an American, I didnt understand alot of the references, but it was still alright

@Alectron8

2 жыл бұрын

Then *why did you watch it*

@anakinvader9120

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alectron8 Because I wanted to see if it was funny? Are you stupid? *REEEEEEEEEE*

Daliso is my all time fave 😂 only one who really makes me laugh

Simons face when the dog talked I’m crying 😂

How is my man Daliso not number one??

@lifesgood6086

4 жыл бұрын

James Smith I know right

I saw Gatis Kandis and i clicked the video😂

@yaroslavapottosina6941

Жыл бұрын

He is crazy hilarious!

I love to hear Amanda and Alisha laugh

4:55 Now THAT'S how you make an entrance

Thank you for making me sound so sexy Honestly found this guy funnier than no.1 xD

@yummikun

4 жыл бұрын

Gatis Kandis.... His the best

@m1586

Жыл бұрын

Gatis Kandis rocks!!

*_"..this chav has to walk 5 miles a day to get a bottle of WKD Blue!"_* I about died at that line!! ROTFLMAO every time I hear that!

Just me or are these all way funnier than the “top funniest comedians on America’s got talent

Tojo's impression of Arnold was spot on!!! 😀😁

It's funny seeing Marc Métral in BGT and the talking dog trick being a new thing to the judges. He was on TV with that very trick in France as early as 1984.

@Mangaka718

10 ай бұрын

even after so long i STILL can't actually tell if that's a real dog or not XD

@bhscaps

10 ай бұрын

@@Mangaka718 It is. She has a system around her snout that he controls with a remote (look at his hands). So her mouth is closed and there's a "flapper" opening and closing underneath.

Gatis Kandis should be number 1. He is amazing!

i loved all of them but the little boy in the wheelchair was by far the best for me, loved him😍😂

@user-kd4mf2fo6h

5 жыл бұрын

cool

@kandaceshuter9419

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-kd4mf2fo6h ya it sure is cool

These are my favorite selections of comedy show on BGT.. absolutely funny all of them 🤣😍💕💕

22:06 Amanda's laugh lol

This chav has to walk five miles a day OML I'm in tears

Number #1 Is the best OMG

@cblin2010

6 жыл бұрын

kebbagh blaise but did he really speak though? I felt like that was a voice dubbed in

@fnafloverandrobloxfan3150

6 жыл бұрын

Yep... Fav audition 4 me. :P

@terezabell9033

6 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know the title and who sang the song after he said “ she wore” sounds like he is saying gold heart but not sure. Please help it’s driving me nuts lol

@Aneriel616

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, once you see it, it is really sad. No the dog did not talk or make any sound at all, stop focusing on the dog and watch the guy, when the dog speaks he moves his mouths, which is easier to see at some points than other. He is a ventriloquist, but the sad part is, he had to had the dog trained to open its mouth some way, and I think it is by pinching the dog at the times it should open the mouth. Observe if he is touching the dog, when the dog speaks.. He could be honest at least and explain that the dog does not speak at all, which woudl make the show even better since he had the mall fooled. Like this, he is nothing but a con man.

@terezabell9033

6 жыл бұрын

Ty so much... I can sleep now lol

Jack is so amazing! 👍

I so enjoyed watching people I had not seen before doing their act. I wish you all luck along your way as you are all so very talented.

Congrats..... To the person who made this!❤

I keep getting this add, Oh your up......Good.... we're going to rob a bank.

@jordanfrendo9930

6 жыл бұрын

SamTheSalmon its a movie or somthing

@sunnykhan-dm7wk

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

When Amanda laughs it gives me LIFE. Edit: when nobody will like you're comment. Single tear.

@Wlynn342

5 жыл бұрын

Comment has been liked :3

@vidhirawat683

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I feel .. same bro😂

@jacksonhunt6410

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t like it’s at 69

That dog is funnier than I will ever be

When half of the acts aren’t that funny ‘cause you don’t understand wtf they’re referencing

@jojococking4242

4 жыл бұрын

Are u from Britain? If not then it will be quite hard to understand 😊

@Somebody9666

4 жыл бұрын

the simon puppet tho

@insanicjack9482

3 жыл бұрын

Nah half of it’s just not funny full stop

@snacku5706

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not British but I understand most of them.

@junglebs4390

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

9:45 I LAUGHED AT THAT GUY UNTIL HIS THING WAS OVER LOL

Gatis Kandis is the personification of r/comedyheaven

#10, very comical facial expressions; enjoyed this

Daliso Chaponda is one of the best comedians Ive ever seen

The Joe Pasquale impression “I’ve had an accident… I thing I’m entitled to some compensation” gets me🤣

That dog....

@jaleesahmed5762

6 жыл бұрын

Btw the voice was not the dogs.. it was marcs cuz he is ventroquist

@acme8768

6 жыл бұрын

chin chin hi

@yahiaabdulla3065

6 жыл бұрын

chimc

@laragubbels8038

6 жыл бұрын

But how...

@DeshaunGibbs

6 жыл бұрын

lol towards the end you could see it was him ..

nothing beats alesha's laugh 😂😂 lol

“When my chicken has a birthday I don’t tell him because he would not understand.” 😂😅🤣

You picked some of my all time favorites. THANK YOU!!!!

Number #9's impression of Marge made me realise that whoever voice acts Marge in the show must have a really sore throat afterwards

23:53 when you realize she's pregnant

@danidakota276

5 жыл бұрын

???

@natalie-fh7ko

5 жыл бұрын

михаил пашанков Omg😂😂😂😂

@gessicasotirova7767

5 жыл бұрын

Who!?

@peepeepoopoopoo

5 жыл бұрын

they've meant Simon's reaction

@clsk-ara

4 жыл бұрын

Thought it was the dog for a second XD

These guys make actual comedians look really good.

The first act, Ricky his lipsnycing was spot on. He was funny. 😉😉 What an original act!!!

My favorites are Jack Carrol , Daliso Choponda, Philip Green , and Marc Metral

Hello my name is gattis gandis

@absauria914

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Smith yessss

@afnankhan4553

4 жыл бұрын

gatis kandis

@tyrawr4394

4 жыл бұрын

Got this cadies

@lifesgood6086

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not hating but I don’t get his humor

@iamataco6382

3 жыл бұрын

No your name is Josh Smith

Amanda Holden has one of the best laughs 😂😂😂

The dog was a secret agent!!!! I knew it!! Hahaha 😂

I agree with that one dude: jack carroll is a comedy genius.

1 thousand times yes I LOVE IT

@mollyy2k865

5 жыл бұрын

Oli Baker ME TO MATE

"it will be a financial crisis when there are ads on television saying this chav has to walk 5 miles a day to get a bottle of WKD blue" HAHAHAHA

Watching this just shows America’s got talent is far superior ! ( Except for last act)

You have to be british to understand most of this 🤣❤️

That laugh at 22:09.

@slayer3756

6 жыл бұрын

KingWumpus 1 22:06*******

@leulmuluneh8372

4 жыл бұрын

I'M DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣

12:16 I will always believe this guy is the king of deadpan humor

the last one had me rolling lmfaooo😂😂😂😂

13:50 Can't stand But can a perfect stand up comedy Inspiration 👏👏👏👏

21:57 I love Amanda’s laugh it makes me laugh

Wendy so happy to join Dec backstage after the performance aaawwww 💚

Thou shall not steal but nowhere does it say thou shall not swap genius XD

The gent with the dog is hands down the best vantriliqist act EVER!!!!

10 was amazing 🤗

That dog is a great ventriloquist

'Wwhen my chicken has a birthday, I will not tell him because,uh, he will not understand' lmao

I LOVE DALISO CHAPONDA. If I were a judge, I’d give him the golden buzzer like Amanda.

25:25 he’s an okay ventriloquist, you can see his mouth movin