It might have taken him 23 years in comedy but he is undeniably brilliant now. (I heard it from like three other people).

@annegeeraerts1669

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha!

@mcuembedded

3 жыл бұрын

I heard 3 times from him that you believe whatever you hear 3 times.

@DaxSass

3 жыл бұрын

Say it 2 more times.

@quickchris10

3 жыл бұрын

It's true the Millennials don't appreciate sarcasm from us Gen-Exes? I was walking thru an entryway behind a young-enough-woman-to-be-my-daughter the other day; instead of automatically holding door for me, she paused, turned, and said, ``are you coming in?'' I said, ``naw, I thought I'd stop here.'' She got defensive. ``Well, I didn't know; you could have been going out.'' Wow; weird?

@freewilly7220

3 жыл бұрын

That was extremely funny toooo me! lol

"There's high levels in ur stool sample so that means ur butt-ugly!" Omg, I lmao! My sides hurt now!

Your material is good enough to be famous. Just tell everybody you are famous 3 times at every future show and I think it will happen soon.

@luChewy8458

3 жыл бұрын

☺☺☺

@mariedelange1269

3 жыл бұрын

If you have to tell people you're famous, then you're not famous 🤣🤣

@mariedelange1269

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't finish the video yet 🤣🤣🤣 I get it now

@abcxyz-st1zh

3 жыл бұрын

His Ted talk reference....

@roseducharme3836

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏 agreed!

"Jenga with your face" priceless 😂

Definitely the most famous Bengt Washburn I know. I told myself three times.

I love the line "emergency elective surgery".

@bengtwashburn8585

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad you like that line.

There's a saying, "You never want t I'll be a famous engineer." If an engineer is famous, it's usually because they made a mistake.

@ProducerJames91

3 жыл бұрын

....or they haven’t been hired by a government contractor....LOL

@dervakommtvonhinten517

3 жыл бұрын

thats what i thought

@thundy9124

3 жыл бұрын

@DZurV_O might be cause Miller is kind of a common surname

@jtperez657

3 жыл бұрын

that's not what I heard

@herdthistruth5962

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's called "infamous" 🤔

This guy needs his own sitcom or the role of a significant character IN a sitcom! Great talent.

@imalrockme

3 жыл бұрын

Less annoying than Seinfeld, at least, to me.

@Kalle1995

3 жыл бұрын

I AGREE!!

@Jules-dn9jl

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I would love to see more of his material.

@homodeus8713

3 жыл бұрын

Would be great.

@timg3679

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Good idea

Bengt is a good comedian. Good comedy is HARRRD to write and perform and he consistently delivers the laughs with sophisticated comedy.

A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection

@marieferriera2335

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss...he is funny...loved him..😂💕

@brendafleming6443

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@yurilitvinchuk7961

Жыл бұрын

@@brendafleming6443 is is

@yurilitvinchuk7961

Жыл бұрын

@@brendafleming6443 is is available

@tmoon9297

Жыл бұрын

Say it 3 times and I may believe you

"Is this a party or a problem?" I want that on a t-shirt.

"Why look ugly when you can look creepy?"

"You calling me a liar...I'm not calling you a liar, I'm calling you stupid...So your calling me stupid...well that's what I heard" 🤣🤣🤣

"it's like there's an airhorn somewhere, & you're the only one that can hear it" 😂 Brava!

Everything about him is brilliant! His voice, tone, timing, material....perfection & hilarious!! 😅

Been a fan of Bengt for years! Introduced him to my kids and they still like him. Now grandkids are watching him!

This guy is amazingly talented

@calimojogirl6199

3 жыл бұрын

...you know, for someone not famous. lol

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

His use of logic reminds me of Carlin - in a complimentary way, not a copycat way.

The best stand-up I've heard in decades. He is one of the few who can conjure up that level of energy in a room for that long. Very well done, sir!

@FistandFootMartialArts

8 ай бұрын

I don't know about that. *I've never* heard of him! ;-)

@FistandFootMartialArts

8 ай бұрын

Seriously, VERY funny guy!!!!

This guy is hilarious 😂

@velociraptorplanet

3 жыл бұрын

Never heard of him

@markgrant654

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you talking about, never mind I just swallowed another spider.

@JUSTJUIC3

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@11FBA11

3 жыл бұрын

Very funny set.

@threetreasures7698

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! I laughed out LOUD! “It’s like playing Django with my face.”

As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.

@treborironwolfe978

3 жыл бұрын

I concur, lol. Favorite expression of the month: "ironic poverty".

@TheSuperappelflap

3 жыл бұрын

@@treborironwolfe978 ive been doing ironic poverty for about 10 years now. i have 2 pairs of pants that dont have holes in them. i'll be able to buy a house soon.

@jenynz5334

2 жыл бұрын

I definitely live in the Spider Belt 😂😳🙊

The dignity skit was incredibly funny and darn accurate.

"Oh, honey. Stupid people have no dignity." 😂

@temakong595

3 жыл бұрын

I'm being call out lol

@Aaron0911

Жыл бұрын

They lose that when they do something stupid 😂

Seen him live twice. One of my all time favorites.

@imalrockme

3 жыл бұрын

Wow!!

@calimojogirl6199

3 жыл бұрын

Those were the good ol' days. Now, this is seeing him "live." :(

@Ultimita01

2 жыл бұрын

@@calimojogirl6199 only temp. Live is live again lol

Bengt is genuinely hilarious. Refshingly original. Get this man a Netflix special. His brillance deserves it.

@willsommervil6141

11 ай бұрын

ASAP!!! He kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SheSmilesSlyly

11 ай бұрын

Yes please 🙏

@LibraNYC4ever

11 ай бұрын

His voice and short mannerisms is what does it for me. Love the explanation joke about stupid & dignity. 😂

I love Bengt Washington's humor! Whenever I'm going to listen to or watch him, the thought that always crosses my mind is that I'm about to "get Bengt"!!

@brenda324

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what happens when three people call him Bengt WASHINGTON instead of his real name?

@louisfkoorts5590

3 жыл бұрын

@Twiddle Dum I wonder... If I say, "Gee man, I believe this guy is called Washington." Will at least 3 people believe he is George Washington? I mean, won't that make him kind of famous? 🤭

@JadeDragon407

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow LOL! George will just have to go ahead and admit that's his 7× grandkid, because that's the word on the world wide spiderweb

@LibraNYC4ever

11 ай бұрын

That’s what his special should be called! “GET BENGT!”

I have not laughed this hard in ages! I listen to a lot of comedians but you have a combo gift of material, hilarious facial expressions and vocals...Thank you!

@bengtwashburn8585

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

He really is too good for drybar. I don't mean that as a bad thing, there are a lot of comedians that are about thee levels below him. They aren't bad either, its just that he should be more famous.

@mircat28

3 жыл бұрын

He's good but he isn't that good.

@luChewy8458

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you.

@angelarasmussen1800

3 жыл бұрын

@@mircat28 no way... He IS that good and my favorite on dry bar!

@modsarebiggae5779

3 жыл бұрын

Dry bar is becoming a top teir comedy source so...alot of the mainstream stuff is just so Amy Schumer.

@12345678956824

3 жыл бұрын

@@modsarebiggae5779 just so Amy Schumer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've watched this a billion times and still cracks me up

@bengtwashburn8585

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.

"We where all SWIGGLERS!!" 😂🤣😆

He is an intelligent person. I can listen to him in lecture room for hours. A very different kind of comedy he has..

@LibraNYC4ever

11 ай бұрын

Pre destroyed mauled pants!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great show. Finally a talented comedian with class. Hilarious without bad language, clean comedy. Thanks.

@livenotonevil8279

3 жыл бұрын

He's pretty clever. Did you notice him make a reference to his ex-wife remarking on his inability to stand erect even in a pup tent!

"WE WERE ALL SWIGGLERS!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thatsmypurseidontknowyou4797

3 жыл бұрын

" WE SWIGGLED! "

@jenynz5334

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I might be swiggling right now 😳🤯

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenynz5334 "I might be swiggling right now" - great tshirt quote. He should sell them.

@nicolerichardson8821

Жыл бұрын

i love that bit. the word itself is dang funny and the way he speaks...😂

You are so hilarious. I laughed my head off and so did your audience. You should be famous

I love this guy. He is so funny and witty. Saw some interviews with him and he's smart and down to earth guy. Thank you Bengt !

The Asian bit was hit after hit after hit 😂😂😂😂😭💀

@brettneuberger6466

2 жыл бұрын

Oh sure….with a name like Yoshua Martinez….I’m sure you think Asian jokes are hilarious!! 😉😉

I am on a Christmas binge. You're material has me laughing so hard my family keeps coming in to see why. You have a huge crowd watching you on my phone. Technically, we're all binging now.

@bengtwashburn8585

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you are enjoying it!

"When I was your age, we had to wear out our own clothes."

@dallasponder3396

3 жыл бұрын

i remember cutting the knees out of my jeans then using a comb to make the threads flair out.

Congratulation Bengt. The 23 years you put into this are fruiting now. Your sets on KZread are exceptionally hilarious.

@childoftheeternalking2041

Жыл бұрын

He said he was doing comedy 26 years.

@tmoon9297

Жыл бұрын

@@childoftheeternalking2041 ah but did you hear it 3 times?

@cchikamba

2 ай бұрын

@@tmoon9297😂😂😂

This guy definitely deserves to be famous.

DryBar has so many great comedians, and they cant curse. I love it

WHAT A FANTASTIC SET!!! I think it's one of the best I've seen ...if not THE best. He's gonna be famous...He's gonna be famous...He's definitely gonna be famous

Hahaha, oh no! 🤣🤣 Not butt ugly!

Thank you Washburn You are a great comedian. Love this one all day long.

@SilencioG

2 жыл бұрын

Why, thank you!

Every once in a while I have to watch this

@SilencioG

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching it.

Love him, well deserved achievement after all these years of not giving up. Thank you for the laughter.

Love This Guy!!! He's Hilarious!!! Would definitely see him in person!!!

"Our clothes were new, we looked ridiculous" 😂

Clever, funny guy. Well done set. Kudos. Not one vulgarity. Great material

@Brngrojoy5315

3 жыл бұрын

Yay!!!@ no vulgarity.

@simonedegroot905

3 жыл бұрын

I mean This is Drybar

@shelbygreen5132

3 жыл бұрын

Drybar doesn't allow vulgarity. It's a. Christian comedy venue

@emeraIdhaze

Жыл бұрын

Actually, he used the word “stupid” several times

@LibraNYC4ever

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely when you get rid of the vulgar words you really have to come up with great material. That was a little racist but accurate! 😅

I laughed my mask off.

@denisekessler4371

3 жыл бұрын

Laughed your mask off lol great 🤣

@renforest

3 жыл бұрын

@@denisekessler4371 the new Internet slang - lmmo 🤗

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

3 жыл бұрын

That's a new one, ha. BTW, have you heard David Fohe from 'Imisi?

@Cornpop-ex3vk

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 what’s Imisi?

@Cornpop-ex3vk

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 if you owe him money, then I’ll take it.

This guy is definitely a pro!!!!! So good. One of my favourites. :) Very intelligent.

Wow Bengt, you are really good, my cheeks hurt from laughing!😁😄😆 I never heard of you before, but now i will never forget you. Going in my fav list and subscribing to your channel if you're made one. If you get to my area after covid19, definately bringing friends to your show!!! ❤ P.S. Thank You 😊

When I can't handle crazy world anymore and need to laugh, Bengt Washburn delivers.

Hilarious this guy always kills it

Saving to my favorites!

@KowboyUSA

3 жыл бұрын

Same here!

'butt ugly' very clever

Knowing it's a joke, I laughed very hard at his Asian jokes lolol. Not racist at all.

A rare time KZread recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively

@RMBlake007

3 жыл бұрын

He did another session on Dry Bar...you should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!

How comedians keep people laughing that long amazes me 🤯👍

@billiee376

Жыл бұрын

3 drink minimum

Oh my gosh Bengt is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I needed this break from the news. Thanks Bengt I’ll remember you and will call out your name and clap for you.

@bengtwashburn8585

3 жыл бұрын

You are welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.

This guy was amazing.

This guy's really funny! 😂

dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.

@Bruh-pl8uz

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@heidiphillips990

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-pl8uz hi

@steveunderhill5935

3 жыл бұрын

The joke was a set up for the punch line. He’s butt ugly.

@lettheriver

2 жыл бұрын

Its made up written material. It doesn't really happen called fiction. He is just a story teller. And since you believe him means he is good.

I hope this video kicks you into fame and fortune. Funny, funny stuff. And clean!

I can remember destroying my wranglers from Goodwill w/scissors, steak knives & bleach to look like Madonna in the 80s & Courtney Love in the 90s...Crazy

This guy is hilarious, I enjoyed every bit of his comedy. I'm an idiot myself

Loved it! Extremely witty. I could see him in sitcom.

We love you comics even more during this season of lock down, thanks very much!

Bengt Washburn, that was a brilliant set! Bravo, Bengt Washburn. 👏👏 The ironic poverty and all *** tvs look alike were big crowd pleasers. Cant wait to hear more from Bengt Washburn. 🤣😂🤗

@SilencioG

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Ron!

I absolutely love self-deprecating humor. Hilarious.

I love Dry Comedy because there are no comedians that can only be funny with shock value. These comedians are smart and have comedy down to an art.

Sir, you absolutely are NOT "butt ugly". LOLOLOL In fact, you are quite handsome to be honest, not to mention, one of the very funniest comics I've ever heard! In addition, I'm very impressed that you are able to not only CAPTURE, but to very easily HOLD the attention of your audience without a single vulgarity. That's very unusual (but REFRESHING) nowadays. Great set!! Kudos!!

@SilencioG

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Butt ugly part of the set - That was a great joke! The whole plastic surgery joke.... well done. You want to be famous? Just take the "g" out of your name. Trust me, it will work. I'm serious. This is my 3rd edit.....this guy is a great comic. Fabulous. The more I hear him, the more fabulously funny he is. Very well done sir.

@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski

3 жыл бұрын

The g in his name IS a part of his career puns.

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I will definitely be watching this at least one more time.

I found your comedy show tonight and you are hilarious. You have a gift and you’ll always be remembered after your standup shows. 🌸

@bengtwashburn8585

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I love him 😂😂😂😂

You're great! Thank you! It's been a long time since I laughed 'til I cried; and, I was still smiling afterwards!!! This was no small accomplishment!❤️😂😂😂❤️

@SilencioG

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

A famous plastic surgeon in my country's slogan is "It's not your fault if you were born ugly. But if you die ugly, it's all on you". And true to her word, her facial muscles can now barely move because of botox. It's all on her all right. ;)

@AneriGS

3 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe 😭🤣

Shredded pants are still in fashion; my granddaughter wore them to a family wedding recently! Unbelievable!

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Nasty! And she probably thought she looked nice, not like when I was a punk rocker with holey clothes - the attitude was intentional.

I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!

Still funny!!! Glad he's back for another showing!

He is really good and his voice is perfect for dry humor

Incredibly funny, Incredibly talented ! One of my favorite sets in a long time!

I have watched this set probably up to 10 times over the past few years, and it never gets old. It gets me laughing from beginning to end every single time.

I have watched this set of yours a few times now Bend, and I still laugh 😂 every time as much as the last time. You are famous to me

LMAI!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You sir have gave my night 110% turn around for the better lol You are truly talented like no other. So so so HILARIOUS 🤣😂😄😁Looking forward to more your stand up👍

You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍

@SilencioG

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Diane!

My favorite Dry Bar Comedy comedian!!

@SilencioG

2 жыл бұрын

Why thank you!

I have been doing this for 26 years and……i still have to tell you who i am….. My mouthful of tea burst out of my mouth 😂

Brilliant guy

He is absolutely hilarious

@bengtwashburn8585

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

This guy killed it soo many times i was like NICEE :D

‘’Self knowledge is the source of all wisdom’’ great performance by the way!!

This is I call it comedy 😂

This guy SHOULD be famous --- he's great!

Your timing is spot on!!! Hope to see more!

This man is a genius!

What a legend, incredible performance

More of this guy please!!!

I think you’re the best!

@bengtwashburn8585

2 жыл бұрын

why thanks!!