>Be me, a Lobotomy Corporation player >Play IA cause a friend told me to >First round I play, someone birds up >Feel genuine fear from the roar.

@improbablyfur

3 ай бұрын

1000 yard stare

@kavenchung5372

3 ай бұрын

i can relate

@felixsertl564

3 ай бұрын

Alr i need to send my red team to that egg....nvm he's there, send the white team to big bird egg....perfect! OH GOD WHY ARE THE CLERKS HEALING PUNISHMNT BIRD!!?/2;P3F[G1P312G312KQWJHIQ2

@melon_stalker

2 ай бұрын

Three trumpets stare 💀

@Seraphim-rh7vh

2 ай бұрын

That’s gotta suck

Whenever the server hears that roar, it sends a shiver down their spine knowing what is about to go down.

@vulinh2036

10 ай бұрын

that one guy just got deathnote or america: 😀

@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552

10 ай бұрын

@@vulinh2036 “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”

@aquakirbo

9 ай бұрын

end :

@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552

9 ай бұрын

@@aquakirbo just use legion kata and master spark

@toastylandtheundertale

9 ай бұрын

the guy who somehow barley won a 1v3 against BIRD UP ( he's the one )

the roar genuinely gives me goosebumps from the amount of pain and suffering ive tolerated from hearing that shit go off almost every tc game

@malthe236

7 ай бұрын

Halloween update:

@InfinityNess

6 ай бұрын

@@malthe236W update btw

@jKherty

6 ай бұрын

You felt the filtered terror of Lob corp; this is PTSD

@casualnoob15

6 ай бұрын

@@InfinityNesstc still onesided

@killerfishfromsandiego6469

6 ай бұрын

this is PTSD from a Lobotomy Corporation player / Library of ruina

"Why commit sins if they know sins are bad?" - punishment bird

@Snakey_snek

5 ай бұрын

Cause why not -someone, probably

@noskers606

3 ай бұрын

@@Snakey_snek (commits pale damage)

@lr674

2 ай бұрын

« If u did too many sins, then you are dead » - judgement bird

@PolarUnix

Ай бұрын

“i see your sins” - big bird

@noskers606

Ай бұрын

@@PolarUnix adofai player spotted

*WE MAKING LOBOTOMY CORP AND ITEM ASYLUM FANS TERRIFIED WITH THIS ONE* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Was playing red mist jug one time. I was vibing, slaughtering people like usual, it was going a little rough because I was up against a lot of good ranged weapons, but I was managing. Suddenly, I hear this roar, one I'm so used to being the source of, and my heart drops. I tried my hardest to get the birds, and while I did do a significant amount of damage, they just melted my HP like butter, and I died. Worst part was my brother was in a call with me and he was rooting for my destruction :(

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."

@gladiador3446

8 ай бұрын

my brother is like that

@SadlekAski

8 ай бұрын

bro couldnt kill them as boss while I saw someone killing them solo in ffa with bad weapon 💀

@electronauticon9617

8 ай бұрын

@@SadlekAski Guess those birds had a skill issue

@TheSpace81

8 ай бұрын

Average sibling experience:

Ah, the experience of being the Judgement Bird in the Uncertified boss. I press a single button, Every single non-boss enemy vanishes and I get momentary tinnitus from all the dings

@heathpitt

9 ай бұрын

Fr tho, I was testing it in my priv when the update released and the power just coursed through my veins

@TheWoodWraith

9 ай бұрын

@@heathpitt I racked up a total of around 38k damage that round. Died only once to the last of the three bosses, and all my other deaths were just to get one of the items needed. Power truly courses through the veins once you hear that dreaded roar.

@casualkris4806

9 ай бұрын

I remember going wild with it untill I got chained by a Fire Axe. I did make up for it with other rolls I got later on at least, prob my second best run ever.

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest

@Swordsmachinegaming93

8 ай бұрын

All those dings for me just leave to one of the best dopamine rushes I can get in this game, just makes me want to kill more and MORE

The 1. End in my inventory:

@AverageNoobGH

10 ай бұрын

You trying to click the user but a "There's a bleeder!" Kills you

@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552

10 ай бұрын

@@AverageNoobGHthat’s their problem, if they want to solo the apocalypse trio then they can go right ahead

@victorvelazco6305

10 ай бұрын

Happened to me while I was on a 15 kill steak with twilight for the first time yesterday

@McHaletheScott

9 ай бұрын

Annoying item tbh, deserves to be rarer

@lukapicamal6651

9 ай бұрын

You proceed to fail cuz of tilted scale glitching you making ya immortal but not able to do anything and yes it's true i did it once

When I first heard the scream during kit, I got confused and thought it was the SMILE until I turned around and saw 3 dudes destroying the whole server. I feared it as I heard it, and when I saw it.

@Hodor_but_original

8 ай бұрын

I was one of those 3 guys >:D

@FatalError404X

8 ай бұрын

I was the big bird lol

@Black_The_Foxy

8 ай бұрын

Fr i were the Long Bird

@itsMeHedroix

8 ай бұрын

WAIT WHAT LOL WHA5 ARE THE CHANCES

@itsMeHedroix

8 ай бұрын

(responding to those guys above me)

my confidence just bursts out of the roof everytime i hear this in-game

@BaconGamign

10 ай бұрын

My determination leaves me when I hear this and I'm not on good terms with any of them

@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552

9 ай бұрын

@@BaconGamign bobm:

@BobbyBomberBoy

9 ай бұрын

Okay i got smile i can do thi- *Too many trumpets starts playing*

@toastylandtheundertale

9 ай бұрын

the flow state ( basically IRL ultra instinct ) in question :

@randomidiotonyoutube

9 ай бұрын

@@BobbyBomberBoy*RUUAUAUUAUAUAUAUUGUGHGHGHG*

When I was new to Item Asylum I was in a lobby and heard the scream and said “is that fucking apoc bird?” then I turned around

@improbablyfur

3 ай бұрын

crazy two sentence horror story

@Poopenfarden

2 ай бұрын

​@@improbablyfur the meatworm!! got him

@gagidoo4757

Ай бұрын

[R] Punishment

@zhixing112gaming3

Ай бұрын

tilted scale be like

@whosjoesquidwardgaming2009

Ай бұрын

kid named [R] Titled Scale

The 3 Birds: You Will all die!! Maxed Smile: It’s bout to go down

@jessewilliams2539

8 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume they'll merge without the entire server coming after them first.

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

​@@jessewilliams2539private servers and posting in group wall:

@Doomdestin

8 ай бұрын

Calmest lobotomy corp anomaly discussion:

@Cyn5911

7 ай бұрын

Tilted Scale: Hold My Beer For those who doesnt understand. More kills u get tilted scale does more damage and smile doesnt have ragdoll immunity so birds can beat maxed smile so easy by peace for all and punishment.

@Jblade343

6 ай бұрын

@@Cyn5911max damage it can do is 165 and you can get max smile without killing people

"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."

@mimibongjoh732

4 ай бұрын

LORE

@Proto4

4 ай бұрын

We dealing uh, whatever damage the eggs are vulnerable with this one!

@YouCanCallMeIz

3 ай бұрын

@@Proto4 Uh we're letting the Koi fish breach on purpose with this one!

@user-lg9wm6lz8t

3 ай бұрын

I aint reading that essay

@TheLastGlizzy

3 ай бұрын

Then dont​@@user-lg9wm6lz8t

Twilight in every mode: We're unstoppable! End item in KIT: you sure, buddy?

@failing244

9 ай бұрын

funny enough the base damage for end is 5000 so

@soupy9375

8 ай бұрын

500,000 but yeah also fun fact bonk makes you divide damage taken by 1000 [doesn't stack with other bonks] @@failing244

@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337

8 ай бұрын

​@@failing244that's still enough to kill 1 bird, idk what youre talking about

@xyronymousse

8 ай бұрын

You can even end them with just a crescendo + ebony and ivory + pizza rolls lol

@TroversTheDragon

8 ай бұрын

@@xyronymousse how? Thats just a normal loadout.

*HAAAAAARARARRARG* "Music theme starts playing"

@aydan882

9 ай бұрын

The Bird scream was totally not necesary

@Jimothy860

8 ай бұрын

Kid named End:

@Radom64474

4 ай бұрын

XD?

@Neutral_With_Furries_Now

3 ай бұрын

​@@Jimothy860 Kid named bobm:

@KinemasterEditorFirey

2 ай бұрын

​@@Neutral_With_Furries_Nowkid named pebble:

0:33 best part

Yknow, the third trumpet you get on the screen is quite accurate. Third trumpet in Lobotomy corps essentially means ; You're fucked. And you get a third trumpet on your screen ingame, which means theoretically ; you are fucked.

@mousehouse3155

5 ай бұрын

Apocalypse bird on its own only does second trumpet in lob Corp, the only abnormality that makes an immediate third trumpet is white night

@Snakey_snek

4 ай бұрын

You are still fucked ether way

@improbablyfur

4 ай бұрын

@@mousehouse3155still means you die

@YouCanCallMeIz

3 ай бұрын

@@mousehouse3155 Apoc bird normally is same level severity, or about though. Slightly weaker or stronger, maybe, but PM seems to think them about equals. (See; library of Ruina Hokma/Binah Realizations)

@mousehouse3155

3 ай бұрын

Omg ur right I forgot that all of the abnormalities are weakened by the deterrents from qliphoth

“Then, in the middle of the chaotic cries, an asylumer shouted: ‘ITS THE BIRDS! 3 ASYLUMERS BIRDED UP IN THE FOREST OF TOWNY!’”

Just birded up a few days ago, TWICE (not in a row thought) and although both experiences didn’t last very long I felt true power. Im still disappointed in myself that I accidentally killed myself with twilight one time in the poison forest once

@sharknado2724

9 ай бұрын

Your in the same boat as me I got bird up yesterday and then accidentally walked off becuase of controller disconnect

@somebodylse

9 ай бұрын

me who died because of fire axe dummy stun + 10 trillion of dummies coming (nerf fire axe dummy in uncer port >:((((( )

@juanclimbs3998

8 ай бұрын

PUNISHMENT moment

@blastermaniac

6 ай бұрын

wat the pinos doin'

@aravharish1153

4 ай бұрын

thy birding is now

the last thing people hear before their death is the scream at the start

@Pusla99476

3 ай бұрын

What the apoc birds sees before they die: a small pebble

@carlacabesas1960

3 ай бұрын

​@@Pusla99476you know what they say, you can kill birds with one stone Imma head out (sorry for the late reply)

@eliasxhyliateam2575

2 ай бұрын

​@@Pusla99476fr i never tough small pebble was that usefull until i solo 3 birds in tdm 💀

Whenever I hear this roar I just go "ah shit, here we go again" knowing chaos is about to go down in a matter of 3 seconds

@Neutral_With_Furries_Now

3 ай бұрын

HAH! Get it? 3 seconds because of 3 Twilight users Uhh.. *_PLEASE LAUGH_*

@ifyoulookhereyoufat9882

2 ай бұрын

small pebble always exist

@tofalosgamer9947

Ай бұрын

@@Neutral_With_Furries_Now heh he ha?

Me after birding up 10 times and dying every time in the first 10 seconds:

@NineGenaizys

9 ай бұрын

I bird up a few weeks ago, the moment I got out of the castle a random dude ended me

@MicrowaveWarrior

9 ай бұрын

@@NineGenaizys hm, same with me, the diference it happened 10 GOD DAMN TIMES

@NineGenaizys

9 ай бұрын

@@MicrowaveWarrior DAMN THATS JUST UNFAIR

@tacollab0924

8 ай бұрын

yeah birded up for the first time today in kit, someone else had a norm twilight, non of us sticked together, i lived for about 30 seconds, the others lasted a bit longer but the fact we got all the items and didnt die and that i managed to bird up at all is a achievement in my book, atleast i didnt die to a "end."

@NineGenaizys

8 ай бұрын

Update, 2 days ago I birded up and me and my bird friends lasted for the entire round

“Why do i hear Boss music?” - famous last worlds of a New player on item asylum

@somerandomacount

Ай бұрын

"who tf summoned apocalypse bird"

Managed to bird up during TC as a defender. We were on our last tower and they almost captured it. Luckily, me and some guy with judge found my friend who had lamp. Biggest TC clutch ever.

@guardian3061

9 ай бұрын

skill issue

@clair_de_soleil

9 ай бұрын

@@guardian3061skill solution

@joeythecar0_099

9 ай бұрын

@@guardian3061 no, u!!!!

@green_lobster_1245

9 ай бұрын

i got bird up as attackers in one server we even had smile@@joeythecar0_099

@DuySon300

9 ай бұрын

i remember killing 3 twillight users and 1 smiler with an awp. when my hp was low, i thought ill lose my 35 killstreak but i wasnt. that was such a nightmare

Man item asylum is the best

@Traffic_Cone533

2 ай бұрын

Indeed.

1:24 so fire🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@user-wj7dq6en7k

9 ай бұрын

1:14 also good

@TheFatSlimeKing

8 ай бұрын

🥁🥁🥁🎹🎹🎹🎹🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️-idk some dude

i was once in a kit game where a good chunk of the server was trying to bird up at the same time (at least 6 people at once iirc, chat was going crazy w the callouts) and there ended up being like 3 people with judge running towards the 2 other people with lamp and bird i was one of the people with judge and i swear i saw my life flash before my eyes when i heard the roar thinking somebody else got in and then i respawned with twilight :D it turned out a really successful birdup and i won that kit game 💯

This is amazing!!

The pebble in my pocket:

thanks for version where the scream is at the start

nah but everytime i get the chance to bird up my teammates always die really fast leaving me the last one standing most of the time

@spongebobfunnyy

9 ай бұрын

i once got judge and met with the birds and they replaced me with another judge

@lluminouss

9 ай бұрын

skill issue@@spongebobfunnyy

@didididistutter8769

7 ай бұрын

real + relatable

Am i crazy? i just heard smile bites in 1:46-1:49

@janzimon12

3 ай бұрын

Yes

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF BINAH REALIZATION WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣

@scp2291

5 ай бұрын

Naw man, not again *Restart day*

PEACE FOR ALL!

@mindysnell1612

9 ай бұрын

PUNISHMENT

@hirotanes8848

8 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT EYES

@El_Mierda_De_Gato

8 ай бұрын

_Judgement._

@pipebombman1886

8 ай бұрын

PEACE IS FOR ALL OR FOR NONE

@Netzachfromlor

6 ай бұрын

TILTED SCALE

this music is so great, even my father enjoys listening to it!

@Untitledmemo

6 ай бұрын

W father

“QUICK GET SMALL PEBBLES OR BIG ROCK!!!”

"here comes the cavalry!"

@omegadoesstuff334

9 ай бұрын

using bird up in juggernaut is like getting 3 extra juggernauts to jump the main juggernaut

@SavulthanTheMan

9 ай бұрын

@@omegadoesstuff334 ikr

@NineGenaizys

9 ай бұрын

I managed to merge and last for the entire round :D

@Acle75

9 ай бұрын

1. End, pact, deathnote, america, wand in my inventory:

@pipebombman1886

8 ай бұрын

oh shit i was there with you i think, ur a furry? if yes then yeah i was there with you

WE ARE BIRDING UP WITH THIS ONE🗣🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼💯💯🐦⏫⏫⏫

@Lucasnoober

8 ай бұрын

We gotta use tilted scale with this one 🎻🎻🎻

@Doomdestin

8 ай бұрын

🗣️🗣️🔨🔨🕊️🕊️🛋️🛋️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@TomfooIery.

7 ай бұрын

avian down

@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing

3 күн бұрын

🕊💡🔨

God its always annoying when you have the weapons to kill them but the other players go out of their way to interrupt you. like aren't we supposed to be working together to stop them?

@heathpitt

9 ай бұрын

on god

@spongebobfunnyy

9 ай бұрын

its an ffa most of the time bro

@kaitoalkan

9 ай бұрын

This, especially in ffa or kit. Same thing when someone has individual Twilight or the Red Mist in kit. Like "bro, are you just letting them farm kills?"

@Acle75

9 ай бұрын

Yeah bro i agree

@hhr-pp9iq

8 ай бұрын

🤯

I was searching this, thx

ALL OF YOU ARE UNDER MY WATCH... -big bird

my face when i "accidentally" forget the Qliphoth Meltdown on Punishment Bird and Judgement Bird while Big Bird is in the facility:

"Man, I sure hope I don't step on a small pebble while walking"

@UltraKid08

5 ай бұрын

"Hi Squidward." *Dies*

0:00 the call of death

the 2 small pebbles in my pocket :🗿

@minionfishprize3257

3 ай бұрын

The sequel to killing 2 birds with 1 stone Killing 3 birds with 2 stones

the 10 hour burst man: (he's going to kill all 3 birds in 40 seconds)

pov: lobotmy corp player approaches 2 individuals with judge and bird while said player has lamp

Lobotomy corp players: :fear: item asylum players: 1.End

the song is infinitely better with the roar at the beginning

When we hear this we all want one thing.. number 1. End

@giuseppefestinese9920

8 ай бұрын

2. Wand

@Stand_gaming123

7 ай бұрын

3. america

@mr.leorio7148

6 ай бұрын

4. An update that gives smile and bird up immunity to one shots

@sector9173

6 ай бұрын

5. Death Note

@Stand_gaming123

6 ай бұрын

6. Pact + reset combo

As the day blooms in a regular game of Item Asylum, people have their fun. Some salty, some stupid, and some tryhards. Overall however, everyone gets their fun moments.. that is, until a wicked, devilish roar filled the game. Everyone's heart stopped for a moment after processing what they had just heard. They turned to the site of the sound, horrified by what they saw. Three figures, one akin to a Combat Dummy, one with a similar appearance to that of a comical skeleton, and another with an appearance that everybody would fight for. Right then, right there, everyone decided that this was no longer a game about fun, this was going to become a bossraid, one that would match the difficulty of even the worst bosses of any game. The timer froze as the three figures called on their weapons, hideous masses of what used to be innocent birds doing all they can to protect a lush and beautiful forest, turned into creatures past anyone's imagination. As the corners of the screen fill up with the words 'Third Trumpet' and 'Warning', the raid began. This wasn't a raid they couldn't win, it was a fight they could take. And it was a fight they would take.

@froostdoost

3 ай бұрын

some better, some worse, if none of its of interest to you you should build a bobm

Why does a roblox meme-styled fighting game have music that BANGS THIS FUCKING HARD?!

@misteri2631

Ай бұрын

Because they actually puts love in their creation not like some **cough** some games **cough** -cash grab & Trend riding- Also eden mayo is just that goated

bro cooked up the best gabber ive heard for a roblox game 😭

just forgot the million hit sounds and the smashing and the tilted scale

Fun fact: you can bird up in jgns if you are lucky enough

@CHANNELNOTFOUNDsorry

20 күн бұрын

You can bird up on any gamemode except murder mystery

One day while im playing item asylum tc round, i see some people saying "bird up!" i had 0 kill but then i remember.. i have judgement. we eventually bird up this was my first experience getting twilight by bird up, as soon after i get it the entire server hears the roars, they fear it but it was already too late. i ended up dying because i killed someone who used pact on me, well.. i died when the game ended and my killstreak ended.

listen to it on KZread:😁 listen to it in the game:💀

then i realise there's a judgement on my inventory

i love item asylum

A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs. The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house. The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody. The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in. Before leaving, the player said to the noobs "An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before." After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house. Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see. Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?" Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night. Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just. Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?" Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made. Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!” Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite. No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game. “I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...” "The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..." "The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..." "The small noob’s bans are so scary!" The noobs got upset. “We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but... "No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!" "But there are no admins to protect this house but us." "If we combined our power, we will be stronger." The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”

man, some people were lucky enough to get the items to bird up in ZS Like, in ZS?? gosh, that round was fun (was NOT to the zombies)*

@nicotheslothking6950

9 ай бұрын

i've never seen it happen, but birding up as a zombie is theoretically possible, so long as the bird is willing to cooperate amidst the chaos that is ZS.

@Netzachfromlor

9 ай бұрын

Yea I did it before because we accidentally walked into eachother as soon as the round started

@cousidk

8 ай бұрын

@@nicotheslothking6950 the judgement bird died early on and the other two survived until the end that round was crazy ngl

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!"

@Izimzizi_Xhula

7 ай бұрын

i encountered it once as a zombie that sucked

Kit bird triO: Lets DO THIS. 3 end kits: nah think il just stop that.

The first time I heard this I wasn’t affected at all, That was until I saw judgement bird pull a white scale out and I died with less than 10 kills.

@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter

4 ай бұрын

This is what Ceaseless Judgement (9-15 blunt x2) does to someone

Ok, so crazy story Around mid-2023 My friend got me back into item asylum (from 2 years ago I stopped) My first round was a 10hbm match And a bird up commenced. *I was the judgement bird.* ever since then i've only been birding up with judge and nothing else still funny to think about and i was clueless while everyone was screaming

Imagine bird up, smile, and red mist in kit 💀💀💀

@ErR0r606

8 ай бұрын

Error profil?

@mrage407

8 ай бұрын

Welp red mist now suck so just smile and bird up

@Pusla99476

8 ай бұрын

Still good tho if your skilled

@improbablyfur

3 ай бұрын

​@@mrage407"suck now" maining red mist:

How to start juggernaut in free for all:

"Just because we are in a team, It doesnt give you the right to team on us" bird up user 2023-2022

when every player hears this roar and its not the kit gamemode,its over for them.

The first time I’ve ever birded up was the day it came out. Literally walked past people and heard this banger start playing.

Funfact:small pebble deals 9001 damge to the birds

@jamy_the_undead

6 ай бұрын

Killing two birds with one stone, I guess. Or.. just one bird with one stone.

when the bird is apocalypse

1:44 🙌🙌🔥🔥🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

this music is heat

Me going up against the birds with my smile *You hear the trumpets of apocalypse. *You are filled with determination. *HP fully restored!

@Whatudoingoo

23 күн бұрын

Don’t worry if you do die, I got small pebble

i birded up 7 times in a row once and 3 of these birds up were in jgn im goated

I rememberd another round It was a tdm, i had smile and someone else from my team had the pixel riffle, he killed all i consumed the bodys, till i got max upgraded. 3 peopel managed to hide and got veeeerrry lucky to get bird up And the last thing that i read was "well shyut, now only smile can help out" That was a crazy battle and i ended up with dying and killing 2 birds, the last one had like 150 hp and got killed by a bobm i think.

@agentcold7

8 ай бұрын

extremely powerful ascended causing great chaos vs *bobm*

@SolyTaken

6 ай бұрын

The Screams Beckoned For More I Guess.

@gneu1527

6 ай бұрын

Extremely powerful bird vs *bobm*

@pacifistichuman82649

28 күн бұрын

holy fuck that must have been a terrifying fight

when the leader of the flesh army starts getting angered and does his domain expansion: infinite void:

Tight

the birds when the peasant and the caveman pull up:

Never bird up if you got a heart shaped black hole surrounded by feet it pulled everyone in that lost their sanity

as soon as i hear the roar, i either birded up with the other people or i didnt, and have to run away

THE PEACE CAN'T BE FOR ALL WITHOUT THIS ONE

Fun fact: You can actually use Source 2 to bird up

The theme song of reading in the chat 'Hey I got bird' 'Wait I have judge someone get lamp or torch' 'TORCH WHERE ARE U GUYS' Then the theme plays shortly after.

@paigelux4819

4 ай бұрын

One time i was in FFA_Asylum I think i had one of the items in my inventory, i grabbed some random person with vampirism that had the other item and i dragged them near ANOTHER PERSON THAT JUST SPAWNED WITH THE LAST ITEM and we birded up

@minosprimeultrakillreal

3 ай бұрын

​@@paigelux4819 "GET OVER HERE, WE'RE USING TWILIGHT!" "NOOOO 😭"

When i have this weapon and the theme starts playing it gives me an adrenaline boost knowing everyone is gonna target me just to end my reign of terror/ my killstreak

UNCLE TWILIGHT WHAT HAPPENED ‼‼ SMALL PEBBLE‼‼‼‼

A long time ago, In a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds, Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak, Big bird, With his many eyes, Watched over the forest to seek trespassers, Big Bird’s eyes can see very far, and things we cant see, Long bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace, Long bird’s scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just, In chaotic cries of fear, “It’s the monster! Big terrible monsters live in the dark, forest!

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

Here's da full story (I stole from wiki): Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."

@Liam_backpack0

8 ай бұрын

Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest

@eunicesandoval1916

8 ай бұрын

@@Liam_backpack0i read all of that and now thanks for the information about apocalypse bird

@epicperson821

7 ай бұрын

i aint reading allat@@Liam_backpack0

small pebble shutdown :trol:

"u heard a scream, u dont know what is it but u feel like something is aproaching with deadly smell. u feel something very bad is gonna happen but u still stand up..."

My honest small pebble reaction

in the chaotic cries of fear somebody shouted. “it’s the monster! big terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!”

Ever time I hear this I go like “OH BOY TIME TO FIGHT”

the one guy with a rock on his way to fight the twilights:

Unlike the other commenters, the roar gives me a wicked smile, because I know what chaos is about to go down...

end mains make this not fun to play

@bugado8953

9 ай бұрын

how tf do you main using end

@-SPECIALISTDELTA-

9 ай бұрын

​@@bugado8953only using the end kit and resetting when no end kit is present

@Admiralzzz_

9 ай бұрын

​@@bugado8953Kid named Kit:

@f0x38o

9 ай бұрын

@@Admiralzzz_ Kid named Fortnite Card

@nicotheslothking6950

9 ай бұрын

@@bugado8953 me, who just topdecked end at round start (i will do it again when the birds come):

also the small pebble kit hiding in the corner:

chaos

I don't think I'll ever has much fun as I do having a 1v3 as Red Mist against the Apocalypse Birds

Everyone is going to be reseting until they get small pebble or a one tap weapon, that just ruins it 😒

@dyllanporfirio8840

2 ай бұрын

Ikr, its a fun weapon to use, i mainly get it for the song and hide right after. Its funny seeing people start questioning where the last trumpet is😅

@pipebombman1886

2 ай бұрын

when bird up first released, it was a major threat now theres a bunch of crappy shutdown kits that can instakill it, IA's fun is dying out because of shitty spiny shells they were funny the first time, now theyre ass to have in the game

The pebble in my inventory: