You only disliked this album because it’s awful. Really shows your bias.

@gratat14yearsago50

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME FOR A SECOND I WAS SO CONFUSED LMAO

@drugdealer6

2 жыл бұрын

@@gratat14yearsago50 bruh 😭

@dougxvale

2 жыл бұрын

I dislike some albums as well because it's not only the production it's also my strong dislike towards the artist. Examples would be: Total Xanarchy 0/10 The Chainsmokers - Memories... Do Not Open 0/10 Angelic 2 The Core 0/10 Nacho - La Criatura 0/10

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougxvale Angelic 2 The Core is a 10/10 no arguments needed

@MiscellaneousBLKGirl

2 жыл бұрын

🏆

The face of the King Crimson says it all.

@soaribb32

2 жыл бұрын

True

@gavatundejr4986

2 жыл бұрын

You silly fool, thats Magical mystery tour in the back

@spoonmeanie5644

2 жыл бұрын

That's The 21st Century Schizoid Man you silly

@danielpries7758

2 жыл бұрын

It’s his eyes at the end for me

@phantom-pr6op

2 жыл бұрын

Nonagon with King Crimson is a mood and Anthony is most definetely feeling it.

If this was called “Welcome to the m.A.A.d House” you would have given it a 10

@CountryHistory193

8 ай бұрын

I know this joke is kinda overused, but this one was quite decent.

@ahhhhh4658

8 ай бұрын

@@CountryHistory193 thanks buddy :)

@demi172

7 ай бұрын

more accurately a 9

@ludvigholst4767

7 ай бұрын

good tones, m.A.A.d house

@piXel6932yt

6 ай бұрын

Nothing Can Save This Album!

Dance monkey is the biggest L the aussies have gotten since the war they lost to birds

@thisbubblygoodness7611

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair those emus were tough as fuck

@polt1664

2 жыл бұрын

how tf did dance monkey even blow up as much as it did? its unironically one of the worst songs ive ever heard

@pillowhead5689

2 жыл бұрын

@@polt1664 it catchy in the worst possible way

@alphalax7747

2 жыл бұрын

You talkin about dodos?

@TheRadPlayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@pillowhead5689 It's chorus is a monster hook. But it's the kind of hook you get from an abusive spouse.

In Australia, everything is upside down, so if you turn the 0 upsides down, it's still a 0.

@benro6564

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment lmfao

@JezzaSezza

2 жыл бұрын

This probably would have been the top comment if you commented the day this review came out

@c-dawg69

2 жыл бұрын

And MBDTF is a 9

@emomu

2 жыл бұрын

@@c-dawg69 lmao

@emomu

2 жыл бұрын

@@JezzaSezza yeah :/

i have to listen to her songs all fucking day at work it’s turning me into the joker

@man4437

2 жыл бұрын

That "how to create the Joker" meme but it ends on "2021: have someone work at H&M"

@sundragonn

2 жыл бұрын

im so glad i stopped working retail before dance monkey blew up. truly a blessing

@paulaandrea1015

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@colleen6341

2 жыл бұрын

@TONES AND I IS THE QUEEN OF POP, NOT MADONNA ok well she can be the marie antoinette of pop then.....

@l.f.simutis7231

2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong friend.

The worst part about her singing is that she sounds like she probably could sing well but just refuses to.

@sirum3n262

2 жыл бұрын

I mean she’s shown on earlier tracks like Johnny Run Away that she can actually sing well without the screechy high voice. If there’s one song I can tolerate from Tones and I, it’s that one.

@angel_of_rust

2 жыл бұрын

no she can't

@roddorfj

2 жыл бұрын

The singing voice is so fake sounding, especially when you hear her speaking voice.

@IsiahTomas

2 жыл бұрын

So, basically Lorde 2.ass

@larissabrglum3856

2 жыл бұрын

It's a major pet peeve of mine when singers put affectations on their voices. I've noticed it's usually young female singers, hence the term "indie girl voice." Why do they do it? Do they think it'll make them sound distinctive?

Jesus fuck, not even actual Imagine Dragons got him this mad...

@fuziontonygaming

2 жыл бұрын

Dans voice is at least tolerable and isn’t that bad of a singer.

@Jack75188

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuziontonygaming at least Demons and Radioactive are legit bangers. Dance Monkey make me wanted to stab a baby.

@zackzallie8735

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine Dragons is Pink Floyd compared to this whining chipmunk singing.

@lucymorrison5184

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly enjoyed their first record and Origins, this is just painful

This is possibly Anthony's most consistently disrespectful review ever. So many brutal one-liners

@synthesiageek4667

2 жыл бұрын

Red flannel red flannel

@vinnied5866

2 жыл бұрын

His sheer confusion and disgust over her singing about being lonely and then singing about being mean and antisocial is just *chef’s kiss*

@Windows98.

2 жыл бұрын

It’s definitely gonna be something I go back to, reminds me of Miley Cyrus and her Dead Pets

@mrkd2k10

2 жыл бұрын

Nah it will still take something to beat his Eminem Revival review

@mthokozisindlovu4566

2 жыл бұрын

His Lil xan review will always have that title

The 21st Century Schizoid Man in the background is horrified by this Tones and I album.

@RoadrunnerAve

2 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh

@TheDAWinz

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@koflii3398

2 жыл бұрын

W

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

nice

@hildakoshill7012

2 жыл бұрын

Putting fucking King Crimson in background of a Tones and I review is a sin

On the shelf behind him: - King Crimson screaming in terror at the garbage Fantano had to review - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard with an infinitely better Australian album than the one Fantano had to review

@very025

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pun

@Betta66

2 жыл бұрын

@@very025 OMG I swear that wasn't intentional

@HOWZERGOD

2 жыл бұрын

THE RHYMESSSSS

@samt3412

2 жыл бұрын

Why did Fantano subject absolutely banger albums to being in this video

@andrei11dr

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's a code ,trying to describe a never ending suffering the album caused.

Vocals that scream “I was a soprano in theatre class and nobody ever told me ‘no’”

@fuziontonygaming

2 жыл бұрын

Toni sounds like a Karen then especially bragging about her success just based on Luck.

@nangsanbhalangblah333

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not music nerdy enough but I feel like this is a burn.😶😭

@marcelosaletti1183

2 жыл бұрын

@@nangsanbhalangblah333 sopranos carrie the stereotype about being obnoxious bc their vocal type allow them to sing higher than everyone more easily and louder, which make them the soloists in many many cases.

@hamflavoredlipbalm6077

2 жыл бұрын

bastard lovechild of melanie martinez, ray davies, and sting

“Imagine dragons producing a beat for a spirit Halloween commercial.” You’re cold blooded Fantano, and I’m here for it.

@TheGreatYukon

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that stopped me in my tracks when I heard it. Just had to sit back and go "Jesus Christ Anthony, dropping the damn elbow on her."

@jeremysmith4620

2 жыл бұрын

Melon has to be careful saying things like "sucking on a binky" and "sounding like a pharmaceutical commercial." I'm quite frankly surprised he's not already wanted for murder after everything he has said in this review. "Just a zero." Goddamn Anthony, tell us how you really feel. There wasn't even anything left of this album to bury after he got done with the review.

@BlueBoboDoo100

2 жыл бұрын

"Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto through a kazoo" was my favorite

@jeremysmith4620

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBoboDoo100 I see your kazoo colors shining through.. So don't be afraid to give it a blow, Your kazoo colors... Hmm hmm hmm, hm hmmmm hm Hmm hm hmmmm hm.

@daleheyer

2 жыл бұрын

such great burn.

As an Australian, Tones and I is our absolute worst export of all time. Dance Monkey is a war crime to music.

@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690

2 жыл бұрын

Australia has some of my favorite artists, Tame impala is one of the best pop artist in current years, king gizzard has very interesting stuff, empire of the sun make cool edm But ye, fuck tones and I

@cw175

2 жыл бұрын

Problem is , dance monkey is annoyingly catchy- this album has no such songs

@starropenisthe4th786

2 жыл бұрын

I guess maybe it’s what y’all get for having the pop excellence of the Minogue sisters? I’m so embarrassed for Australia

@browngirlinaclownworld2077

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all are close to wearing out the good will that AC/DC and Nick Cave bought you.

@SAVANTI711

2 жыл бұрын

Here Here mate. Why the fuck did we back her.

"It sounds like Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto notes through a kazoo." Good God, Fantano you murdered this woman.

@travisfalk1241

Жыл бұрын

Fucking legendary

We went from a 10 to a 0 in one week. Melon man is becoming increasingly radicalized.

@bim2013

2 жыл бұрын

Back to tha rootz

@briant8871

2 жыл бұрын

@Splatoon 2 Hundred Sinner Get Ready

@artemiykopych

3 ай бұрын

holy shit its the font guy

@VerdanaVideos

3 ай бұрын

@@artemiykopych holy shit it’s the incredibox guy

not even gonna lie, i clicked on this jokingly saying he was gonna give it a 0

@sitcomenjoyer7950

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@marcuswakefield1983

2 жыл бұрын

me tooooo

@jameshartman3630

2 жыл бұрын

I expected at least a 3 or something

@willnovak4173

2 жыл бұрын

zero is what it deserves, if not less

@EpixFusion

2 жыл бұрын

Not even a decent/strong zero... it's like a strong -1 to a light 0

Imagine if he was never introduced to her on a lets argue episode

@Gothstana

2 жыл бұрын

Us Australians have to suffer so now all of you do too.

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gothstana But you guys have Tkay Maidza and Genesis Owusu and also KGLW so that's cool

@noelc8927

2 жыл бұрын

And Kangaroo Jack

@DeadSeraphin

2 жыл бұрын

And Kirin J Callinan

@wilmerweber273

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gothstana Bro you live a country that is a lot safer than other countries, be thankful where you live. You’re lucky to have a great healthy life so stop acting like you ain’t safe or healthy at all. Cos u clearly have internet since you typing in the comments. A lot of people are suffering in this world and u just want to complain about something small? Move on with your life.

I feel bad for King Crimson in the background. He never asked for this

@tukaanimies

2 жыл бұрын

His face really tells it all.

The squeaky kick pedal was put there on purpose, its hinting that Tony will be moving in an industrial noise direction

@52BLUE

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@jonathonhollis7080

2 жыл бұрын

Tones & I ft. Have A Nice Life confirmed

@KINOSWAGMONEY

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Money Store

@mrsuns10

2 жыл бұрын

Nine Inch Tony

@nocapskenzo

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually an unironic tribute to Bonham’s kick pedal in Since I’ve Been Loving You

ANOTHER HISTORICAL EVENT IN THE SAME MONTH FANTANO RELAX

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

10 AND a 10 without the 1

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.

2 жыл бұрын

It's just beginning my guy. Kanye coming soon, hopefully. Maybe a Cal appearance too???

@layicorn

2 жыл бұрын

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Shit I'm hyped for that Yeezy album, hope it's better than JIK

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@layicorn Heard the album is like a 3 part album with each having Donda West talking so thats cool

@siccfucc6615

2 жыл бұрын

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. hype for cal ngl

A 10, a Not Good, and now a 0 all in the same month. The Melon’s keeping us on our toes

@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what was the 10?

@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx

2 жыл бұрын

Nvm I found it

@audreywong7494

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx The Turning Wheel by Spellling

@vanillakilla23

2 жыл бұрын

Now we just need Cal to rise from the dead and we got ourselves a memorable Melon month

@ayyyayay

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanillakilla23 and another nav record

A Light 0 is the lowest numerical score you can get. Congratulations, Tones and I

@Dylan-Frost

2 жыл бұрын

👀 Negative numbers 👀

@waycnf7229

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see a Strong -1 in the future. Would be cool.

This piece from Sputnik Music sums it up perfectly: “Welcome to the Madhouse is truly the worst. It’s hard to even make jokes about because it’s so bad that I just want to call my mom and tell her I love her. It’s destroyed the eternal optimist in me. This is everything I hate about music rolled up into one hackneyed, pandering, faux-defiant, poorly produced, gratingly sung, lyrically immature sack of incontrovertible dog shit.”

@JeanMarceaux

Жыл бұрын

In other words, red headphones.

@Daedalus4

Жыл бұрын

Her soul has been ruthlessly taken

@sirpsychosussy

Жыл бұрын

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

@sqyx93

9 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@kiethveseyofficial

8 ай бұрын

@@sirpsychosussyPLAY THAT SHIT!!

I saw the thumbnail and the album cover and was like “this is probably a 0”

@JadenVEpic

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Brad, fancy meeting you here

@mill3370

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@trevbev45

2 жыл бұрын

Well you were right. The album was a zero after all.

@andreigentes6613

2 жыл бұрын

I know you from AOTY 😳

@nick1834

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda like the album cover

fantano fans rushing to make an “every 0 fantano gave” video.

I live in Taiwan where Dance Monkey was really popular and I think a lot of success for artists like Tones and I relies on listeners from foreign countries having basic to mid level understandings of English. Hugely successful pop in the US is often underwhelming, but does hit a certain standard. Out here it’s the wild west of what barely listenable song will be imported over. The line mentioned here about “does anyone else feel like this?” is a perfect example where the vague and basic nature of the line benefits its success in a place where it’s harder for listeners to understand metaphorical speech. I heard Dance Monkey probably ten times at the gym here before learning what it was called or who it was by, which happened due to Anthony over here.

@very025

2 жыл бұрын

Dance monkey was also huge in Italy and France

@madisonkung8390

2 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow Taiwanese, also I think you're partially correct in that statement because it charted extremely high in a lot of other non-Anglophone countries which don't have a high percentage of English speakers. I also think it's partially due to a lot of music producers promoting it in excess in an attempt to appeal to your people, which can make almost any song popular (e.g. a lot of songs off Sour got big off this)

@footwinner1

2 жыл бұрын

@@madisonkung8390 Definitely. Do you know how these producers go about doing this in Taiwan? I've been curious since radio isn't a thing anymore. Most people I know here listen to music on youtube and spotify but I'm unsure if labels are able to target certain areas through these.

@wintermute8315

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Tones' voice sounds like an Asian mum yelling at you from the next room.

@StrawberryDonutKing

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah there's really something about these kinds of pop songs that just stick with countries that don't have English as their first language t. guy in netherlands

"At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror, this isn't even Rocky Perturbed" *Holy shit you fucking killed her dude*

@mandatorysemicolon6427

11 ай бұрын

Rocky Mildly Inconvenienced

i fucking love how pretty much everyone agrees with anthony in this one

@very025

2 жыл бұрын

I saw a couple of Tones and I fans here. Arguing with them is funnier than arguing with Tom McDonald fans

@jeremyusreevu237

2 жыл бұрын

I don't. I thought this album was alright.

@angel_of_rust

2 жыл бұрын

the dislikes are the marketing team and t*n*s *nd *'s fans

@johnpaulcross424

2 жыл бұрын

@@very025 for there only being about 7 they’re surprisingly rabid

@rabielamrabet1533

2 жыл бұрын

Because pretty much no one heard the record and just judged from the dance monkey which they hate since it was a popular hit ( mainly ), so yeah T&I is like the new cool to hate on artist.. that's being said, the album is basically a high pitched compilation of Sia's worst and blandest tracks that couldn't make it into the final cut of her last albums.

Anthony really giving the people who make the “all fantano 0s/10s” videos a wild month

@jerrysmith1445

2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@smoldream2908

2 жыл бұрын

He had to make up for the 10/10, lest the entire world suffer due to its impact

@percassette3106

2 жыл бұрын

and the NOT GOOD videos as well

@JoJoBlair

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@jimwarddeegin1417

2 жыл бұрын

What else got a 0/10 lately?

He put “Welcome to the Madhouse” in the least favorite tracks, and I wonder if he meant the opener or if he just hates this album so much that his least favorite track is the very concept of its existence.

@Dylan-Frost

2 жыл бұрын

This album is so bad that he didn't even put a favorite track

@turboshazed7370

Жыл бұрын

The title track is fucking unbearable.

Mathematically speaking, this is worse than Angelic to the Core.

@luskebus

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh yeah angelic 2 the core is horrible but kind of enjoyable, this is just shit

@RobinHood-cd9mh

2 жыл бұрын

Cause angelic to the core is enjoyable in a so bad it's good way

@2000Doriyas

2 жыл бұрын

Angelic is literally The Room if it were an album, Madhouse is like a dumpster fire on wheels with a brick on the pedal heading towards an oil rig on the coast, can’t end quickly enough

@Theweirdoizhere

2 жыл бұрын

@@2000Doriyas LMFAO

@geramed2593

2 жыл бұрын

angelic to the core was destinated to be bad but in a good purpose but the tones and i album was bad even without trying it

The art cover teases us of how bad the songs are going to be.

@Thirtle

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicyycam896 are you good?

@dougxvale

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thirtle that's not the real melonhead. I'm not a fan of Tones and I and don't follow her but I'd give a 2/10 for effort and staying relevant.

@Thirtle

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougxvale I know it's not the real melon don't worry lmao

@rigohatesmusic5429

2 жыл бұрын

Album covers can really say a lot and can sway people from listening to it. Yeah this is just bad

@jamwither9847

2 жыл бұрын

goosebumps lookin album cover

Anthony probably hates that one person on let’s argue who introduced him to Tones and I

@default0467

2 жыл бұрын

Saboner

@SpicyMapping

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit it’s domantas sabonis

@killerbug05

2 жыл бұрын

E

@RecklessInternetting

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I would too. Except I live in Australia and she's fucking everywhere. Please send help.

@Rodrigombia1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@RecklessInternetting You already have them, they're called spiders.

Ive never felt the need to speak for my entire country before, but I actually have to here. Australia is deeply sorry for exporting Tones and I to the rest of the world. She should still be busking on a sidewalk on the gold coast. I can't describe how much we regret this mix up.

@very025

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you gave us King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

@overbeb

2 жыл бұрын

I expect Parliamentary investigations into Triple J immediately. You really messed up with this one.

@ajgerbi

Жыл бұрын

I don’t forgive, expect a nuke soon.

Literally no one is disagreeing here, this album really does suck lmao

@moecash8450

2 жыл бұрын

It’s soooooooooo mediocre

@lucymorrison5184

2 жыл бұрын

@Moè CaSh mediocre is generous, it’s absolutely horrific

@JezzaSezza

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine even listening to it

@CountryHistory193

2 ай бұрын

There's that one person in this comment section that defended this album and yet no one defended that person.

I’m just gonna give you the heads up Anthony, the Australians are gonna love you forever after this review

@RecklessInternetting

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone with functional ears*

@_..Justin-Case.._

2 жыл бұрын

We don’t forgive him for his Avalanches review tho.

@ollie7247

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone in this country strongly dislikes tones and I, a black stain on our music scene

@RecklessInternetting

2 жыл бұрын

@@ollie7247 that's not true. There are entire comments sections filled with children and fuckwits who absolutely love her.

@barnieboi69

2 жыл бұрын

She sounds like she’s got a long string of shower drain hair down her throat. And as an Aussie I will forever love melon

"I was hoping she would improve on her *proceeds to list every single aspect of music and songwriting*"

@OsKarMike1306

2 жыл бұрын

List of things Tones And I should improve for future releases: -Literally everything -Get someone else to sing

she literally sounds like she’s never drank water once in her life. my throat hurts hearing her sing.

“46% liked this album” *Damn it’s nearly impossible to get below an 80%*

@very025

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that even lower than A2TC Edit: I just once accidentally read 53% it’s 13%

@shiningnightmare5616

2 жыл бұрын

Masseduction by St. Vincent got around 49% St. Vincent = Tones and I confirmed

@NotFine

2 жыл бұрын

Its 39 now lol

@SK1238723947238947234

2 жыл бұрын

@@shiningnightmare5616 I still don’t know why masseduction got that tho. Did it get review bombed or something?

@shiningnightmare5616

2 жыл бұрын

@@SK1238723947238947234 - Masseduction win grammu for best rock performance - People angry - "This is not rock" - Their fave didn't win - *Masseduction 49% accident Ok actually I don't know the actual reason but She's winning grammy for that might be one of the factor

the cover art looks like a cover for a forgettable goosebumps novel book

@barrette.lediard4010

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody's been slipping RL Stine that good MDMA.

@zzcolby27

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like a poster for a Playhouse Disney show. Like Johnny and the Sprites or whatever it was called.

@jeremyusreevu237

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I agree. The album does look like a Goosebumps cover.

@urban9906

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same

@LukeLikesToDraw

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like a mix between the Beast from the East and Welcome to Dead House covers.

Wow Melon, I can’t believe you’d give another album a 10 so soon after The Turning Wheel!

@countyfacts6920

2 жыл бұрын

Even if your number was in binary it would be overselling it.

I've never heard Melon give a review where he has literally nothing good to say. First time for everything, I guess. Congratulations, Tones and I. You managed to make the first non-joke LIGHT 0 in Needle Drop history.

@ellarevmira

2 жыл бұрын

your profile pic is really cute, emily

@hiimemily

2 жыл бұрын

@@ellarevmira why thank you

@computer-love

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiimemily hi you're emily

@patriciofernandez2711

2 жыл бұрын

@@computer-love Are you Russian or did you get your username from Crime and Punishment?

@hc3314

2 жыл бұрын

@@patriciofernandez2711 they probably named emily

The biggest travesty about Tones And I is that she wasn’t a one hit wonder

@firstnamelastname7244

8 ай бұрын

Has she had any hits besides dance monkey?

@BigOwl51

7 ай бұрын

@@firstnamelastname7244not in America but in the rest of the world her songs “never seen the rain”, “fly away” and a few others were all big hits.

@firstnamelastname7244

7 ай бұрын

@@BigOwl51 I'm sorry.

He's lucky that he doesn't live in Australia, where she is played on radio and on tv to a nauseating extent.

@dtanobo

2 жыл бұрын

The way triple J plays her music unironically purely because she's famous internationally

@ViiPeRzZv

2 жыл бұрын

shits fucked ey

@B1akTang1dH4rt

2 жыл бұрын

She makes me embarassed to be Australian I swear to god

@advictoriams

2 жыл бұрын

Hottest 100 and ARIA bait. I miss when Triple J played good music

@ejectabsent

2 жыл бұрын

its constant torture at this point, and all the basic young people lapping it up only encourages it

Tones and I's creative process: Googling "laptop commercial type beat" every day.

@nathanhickman1135

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment while listening to it and I have to agree. I have so far been able to invasion laptops flying around in a infinite white void for all of the tracks so far.

@TheAngryPheonix

2 жыл бұрын

This is the person who wrote Dance Monkey, listened to it and thought, “This really needs to be an album.The novelty hasnt worn off yet.”

@noahz4034

2 жыл бұрын

I love your profile picture!

jesus i don't think he's ever torn apart an album quite like this. absolutely brutal

@thecommentssectionwithbret625

2 жыл бұрын

*Thank you for watching, endeavor,* *write to the expert and* *broker as soon for more enlightenment* *and tips What>app....* *+

@Marie-qv6on

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecommentssectionwithbret625 stop you’re weird

@prammetacon3010

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecommentssectionwithbret625 wtf it's the real fantano?? I will trust this man

@marisaj6577

2 жыл бұрын

jaw dropped 4 times in 8 min shit was wiild

going to the comments of her videos and seeing so many people praise her singing...like, i don't want her to be inundated with nothing but insults, because that sounds miserable and i don't have anything against her as a person, but like jesus christ how can you defend those vocals? do tones and i fans live in an alternate universe? this is one of the few artists that i genuinely cannot understand the appeal of

@NotFine

2 жыл бұрын

The power of subjectivity I guess

@peepsiee

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but she’s “qUIrKy” and “nOt LIkE tHE oTHEr sInGeRS”

@CylindricalWhistle

2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of them are not native English speakers and so they aren't as affected by the affected way she pronounces words.

@havesomecarrots

2 жыл бұрын

@@CylindricalWhistle yeah, that could definitely explain part of it

@vincentlo7678

2 жыл бұрын

It works well with children I guess, my nephew loves Dance Monkey

A 10, 0, and not good in the same month? He really took it personally when dunkey said he’s only gives 7s

@thekillerdynamo

2 жыл бұрын

This is gonna start such a big drama you guys

@angrypinata4147

2 жыл бұрын

huge drama

@eliasmg9144

2 жыл бұрын

Now we need a NOT BAD

@Beegstation

2 жыл бұрын

Dunkey vs Melon is the animal-fruit feud I always wanted

“Welcome to the Madhouse” is what I feel like when I open your comment section every video

@gavatundejr4986

2 жыл бұрын

Drake

@butdoicaretho

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavatundejr4986 Example A: This is the reply to op 💀

@papayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@butdoicaretho Drake

@MrBjnelson

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

Drake

"Sounds like Imagine Dragons producing a beat for a Spirit Halloween commercial" fuck I wish someone would roast me as good as Melon roasts these records

@LukeLikesToDraw

2 жыл бұрын

Lemme try. Tyler McAllister? Sounds like a rejected Kevin McCallister if they were even more bratty.

Anthony sounds so dead inside, I can't even imagine the torture he put himself through while listening to this album.

@guy15124

2 жыл бұрын

I just think he sounds dead inside all the time this dude is so annoying

"sounds like cyndy lauper singing falsettos through a kazoo" holy shit bro, I didnt even listen to it, but I am definitely curious.

@jeremyusreevu237

2 жыл бұрын

You should. It's actually pretty good. Won't Sleep and Fly Away are especially good.

@crustpunkjesuschrist

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t bother. I like imperfect voices, as a fan of groups like the Front Bottoms and Bob Dylan, but her voice is so recognizably awful yet hollow and impression-less.

@heckingbamboozled8097

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyusreevu237 Yikes, Fly Away sounds like the type of song some "quirky" high school girl would listen to while telling people she listens to foreign music (because Tones is from Australia). Pretty concerning that you consider the album itself pretty good, ngl

@Richo_Vee

2 жыл бұрын

Fly Away sounds like something I hear while shopping at fucking Kmart. Yes, I mean Kmart in Australia. *Fucking bless me.*

This is truly a unique album. Most horrible albums are just incredibly underwhelming or laughably bad, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard an album like this that is just genuinely difficult to sit all the way through. Even harsh noise albums are more listenable than this

@spoonmeanie5644

2 жыл бұрын

Angelic 2 The Core is a good contender

@persephone8169

2 жыл бұрын

Pulse demon is easier to listen to than anything from tones and I

@redemption4442

2 жыл бұрын

Merzbow hits different at 3am

@pixiepearl2783

2 жыл бұрын

@@redemption4442 lmao it really does, speaking of good noise music, check out body shame, found him on tik tok and it's some pretty sick electronic noise music

@simonsanchezkumrich8489

2 жыл бұрын

Hollindagain by animal collective must be better i bet

My friend saw tones and I live and she mainly did "pop" covers of boomer rock radio songs and a few originals. Really shows how herself and her management view her career.

i live in victoria and a couple of my friends' bands were rehearsing at a local studio we use all the time for gigs, rehearsals and recordings, and, according to them, one day tones & i just rocked up out of nowhere and demanded the owner of the studio kick them all out so she could use the studio all for herself, ive heard the same story from like 8 people who were all there at the time. its not a very well known studio apart from the people who frequent it, and the weirdest part is it primarily used by the local metal and punk bands. (edit: this happened, i believe around late 2019 to early 2020, whenever dance monkey started to get reeeaaally popular / and yes, the studio owner did end up kicking out the other bands for her, it wasn't really his fault tho, he didn't have much of a choice)

@RD-tw7sx

2 жыл бұрын

What's the studio called?

@sewellydewelly8191

2 жыл бұрын

@@RD-tw7sx singing bird studios

@RD-tw7sx

2 жыл бұрын

@@sewellydewelly8191 thanks!

@RD-tw7sx

2 жыл бұрын

@@sewellydewelly8191 in Frankston?

@sewellydewelly8191

2 жыл бұрын

@@RD-tw7sx yes

if you play anything from this album in my car, you're getting ran over

@zackzallie8735

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: if you play Tones and I in a headphones in a library, you still getting kicked out.

@edv.3788

2 жыл бұрын

what does this mean

@iamryan9234

2 жыл бұрын

How are they going to get ran over if they are in your car?..

@starropenisthe4th786

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamryan9234 pushed out of the car then ran over?

@IK-yb5rn

2 жыл бұрын

Vehicular manslaughter because I don’t like your taste in music

I will never forgive Triple J for allowing her to make it big

@danwillreview

2 жыл бұрын

I will never forgive Triple J for sticking around as long as it has. It should've folded in the 90's

@turkandjaydee

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe we still pay for that trash station to exist

@dtanobo

2 жыл бұрын

I'll never forgive them for having a whole world of independant music but instead opting to play the same 30 songs on loop every single day. FBI radio is infinitely better.

@luxslash

2 жыл бұрын

They should be pushing artists like Ruel. Instead, the world thinks Tones & I and Iggy Azaelia are the best Australia has to offer...

@telstraofficial

2 жыл бұрын

They even did a hack episode saying that everyone hating on her had “tall poppy syndrome” and that it was because she was a successful woman. bruh

My girlfriend loves Tones and I. She literally WAS a theater kid who did Rocky Horror. Dear god....

@2000Doriyas

2 жыл бұрын

Break it off now king, I know it’s not gonna be easy

@Wolfiegreenwood

2 жыл бұрын

You should leave her.

@ThePowercanal

Жыл бұрын

Good for her, people can listen whatever the fuck they want

@sirpsychosussy

Жыл бұрын

I admire your character, dude. A lesser man like myself would have got into a relationship-ending argument over such a music taste.

@exkouka3248

Жыл бұрын

break it off realtalk

I've watched this review twice a day since it came out. Truly soothing music to my aching ears after enduring Dance Monkey.

@MacoAndrews

2 жыл бұрын

I feel sad that the review is based on a song that its not on the album. but that's me.

@Francisah

2 жыл бұрын

@@MacoAndrews The review was based on the fact that it was bad.

@MacoAndrews

2 жыл бұрын

@@Francisah yeah, sure. Doesn't sound like a revenge for dance monkey at all... See talks in this album about how hard is for her to be hated for doing her stuff without causing harm to anyone and seeing you guys hating on her like that, makes me thing that despite of her music being not good, she has a point.

@Francisah

2 жыл бұрын

@@MacoAndrews Bro, get your ears checked

@MacoAndrews

2 жыл бұрын

@@Francisah sure...

"This thing isn't even 'Rocky Perturbed'." Zero chill, Anthony.

@chernobylcoleslaw6698

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that line.

The only reason her voice sounds so nasally is bc shes in Australia so therefore shes singing upside down. Have some consideration Anthony 😤😤😤

My girlfriend made the mistake of playing ‘I’m a mess’ on a random Spotify playlist in the car once and I was flabbergasted as to how it was created by a real human being. It randomly came up again yesterday so I decided to KZread and see if Fantano had reviewed it. I’ve never felt more justified in my life than I did hearing his opinion on that piece of shit.

"At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror. This thing isn't even Rocky Perturbed."

@MrReklaw226

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is something he said.

@heckingbamboozled8097

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrReklaw226 Don't you just love how terrible youtube comments are? "Hey guys! He said this quote! So funny amiright gimme likes"

@hhoopplaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@heckingbamboozled8097 Oh no, how dare they repeat the quote to stress this line they found funny! Nah sorry, I find comments like yours worse.

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@heckingbamboozled8097 😐

I feel like the only thing between this album and a “Worst of the year” nomination is the possibility of a new Corey Feldman album

@bebgeggy4966

2 жыл бұрын

this record is worse than angelic 2 the core though. i enjoy angelic a bit because its so hilariously bad and honestly an unintentionally interesting experience. madhouse just pisses me off though. it literally upsets me

@jacksonconstantine5740

2 жыл бұрын

@@bebgeggy4966 I agree. It’s like comparing The Room and Man of Steel. One’s so bad it’s good, one’s a crime against humanity

@NatsumiMovies

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonconstantine5740 Suicide Squad is worse than Man of Steel

@jacksonconstantine5740

2 жыл бұрын

@@NatsumiMovies Joel Kinnaman.

@juansaavedra145

2 жыл бұрын

At this point, Corey Feldman’s music is kind of endearing lol

that's nothing, just wait until masked wolf releases his debut album next year.

@calvin7978

2 жыл бұрын

i think he’ll get a 4-5/10 tbh

Anthony fantano is the only human being that has listened to this album from start to end

@justaguywithhisgrasseson5522

9 ай бұрын

I did. And I hated every second of it 0.8/10 for me

"Welcome to the Madhouse" she's so craaaazyyyy

@Izzyfbr

2 жыл бұрын

hahahah ikr she’s so wild can’t take her anywhere 🤪

@FELCommentary

2 жыл бұрын

Shes just like a potato omgggg 🤪🤪🤪

@vriskaserket1120

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about the Damaged tattoo on her forehead

@perfectsekai

2 жыл бұрын

she’s sooooo crazzzyyyyyy love her 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

@undigesteddonut

2 жыл бұрын

she's always goofing off 🤪🤪

cool, so this was the 0 you were talking about on Twitter. well deserved

@tylersquanto8938

2 жыл бұрын

Of course it wasn’t gonna be the Pop Smoke album

@sethrozier6743

2 жыл бұрын

@@tylersquanto8938 Pop Smoke was bad but not 0 bad. Fuck his label

@maddexulanowski1184

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethrozier6743 That album actually had quality songs. You would have to go through the center of the earth to find even anything here

@tylersquanto8938

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethrozier6743 Yeah, I listened to some of this album and it’s soul crushing. This is pretty much grocery store music…

@sethrozier6743

2 жыл бұрын

@Amanda Syifa Budiman he just tweeted the number 0

It's really sad that she has tons of fans that think she is genuinely like a next-level vocal prodigy singer

I actually missed the song "Dance Monkey." never heard it, not once.

@josemota9188

2 жыл бұрын

Damn i envy u

@samuelhubert7224

2 жыл бұрын

How it was abused on radio for like a year straight

@samuelhubert7224

2 жыл бұрын

But gg

@masonwyatt2488

2 жыл бұрын

You have no idea how lucky you are

@masonwyatt2488

2 жыл бұрын

Stay away from that retched song at all costs

Ladies and Gents, now we don’t need to watch his best/worst albums lists at the end of the year

@jirehjirehjirehjireh

2 жыл бұрын

Both #1 spots are spoiled

@MelMelodyWerner

2 жыл бұрын

The Big Day didn't get #1 worst in 2019 despite being a 0/10 too, so nice try, but NOT GOOD's can be anything from a 0 to maybe a 3 going by the year end lists.

@internetrandodotcom

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelMelodyWerner that’s true, but judging by how hard this album got shat on, it’s reasonable to expect this to be the #1 worst album on fantano’s list. like, it got lower than a light 0

@dancerarinz556

2 жыл бұрын

We do have 5 months left... Anything can happen. I mean, there were 2 10's in 2018.

@vindicator.

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancerarinz556 like Corey feldman can bless us with a new disasterpiece album

Since shes from Australia, maybe you should play the whole album backwards and who knows? It might sound better

@masonkohler8657

2 жыл бұрын

I tried hanging my phone upside down by the charging cable and it actually helped a lot.

@redactedname247

2 жыл бұрын

If you listen to it while upside down eventually all the blood will rush to your head and you will die. And you will be thankful as you won't have to finish listening to the album.

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.

2 жыл бұрын

If you play it backwards, it sounds like DAMN. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 7/10 comments

@daniel6678

2 жыл бұрын

i mean that certainly couldn’t make it worse

I hope dance monkey gets the hate it deserves now

@wokski2587

2 жыл бұрын

Peter jah ⁉️⁉️⁉️

@HOWZERGOD

2 жыл бұрын

Peter Jah❗❓❗❓❗❓

It actually achieves its goal of being scary/horror themed by feeling like an endless nightmare

yeezy rubbing his hands in anticipation as fantano's bar is set so low only a week before his new album

@sameenshakya5188

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ayubali2431

2 жыл бұрын

watch him give it a decent 6 now

@tylersquanto8938

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayubali2431 it better not have anything sounding like that nah nah song he dropped earlier. That was his worst song ever Jesus Christ

@getwobbledobbledoodleded8460

2 жыл бұрын

@@tylersquanto8938 honestly I don't think you have to worry about that. I've heard good things from people that have been lucky enough to hear it.

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@getwobbledobbledoodleded8460 I heard he's performing on rolling loud too so that's exciting

A 10 and a 0 on the same month this is truly history in the making and I’m proud to be apart of it

@suffermore1576

2 жыл бұрын

also a not good

@xcx000

2 жыл бұрын

thank you ice jj fish

@3katsime

2 жыл бұрын

@@suffermore1576 is that worse than a 0?

@suffermore1576

2 жыл бұрын

@@3katsime not necessarily but still

@sameenshakya5188

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right

I love how the king crimson cover is just absolutely terrified of this album

I have searched dance monkey up on KZread and all of the comments are talking about how "amazing" her voice is. (Including a video from a vocal coach) I don't get it, I really don't.... what are they hearing that we aren't??

@Dylan-Frost

2 жыл бұрын

The only explanation is that it was opposite day when they wrote that

@kuspo

2 жыл бұрын

Every one of those musician/vocal coach/music teacher/white guy pretending to have never heard of Metallica before/ reacts channels are pandering to their viewers and never say a bad word about anything because that would lose them their subscribers etc. Most of those channels feed on their followers' desperate need for validation for their shitty taste in music. So I wouldn't really count on what some "react" channel has to say about tones and i or whoever else.

@Euan2814

2 жыл бұрын

@@kuspo yeah you're right. You know I sometimes forget that the Internet is just the Internet and some people just say things sometimes that they don't believe purely for a reaction/to pander to the general public.

Getting a 0 is equally prestigious to getting a 10

@Windows98.

2 жыл бұрын

Technically rarer! Only 4 of these to 7 10’s (most people forget about Goblins Strong Strong Beefy Huge Gigantic In Your Face 10)

@mugsyarulpaatham1662

2 жыл бұрын

@@Windows98. yah. Everybody forgets about goblin

@santoriomaker69

2 жыл бұрын

@@Windows98. SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

@mps83

2 жыл бұрын

Tones? Is that you?

I was just so dumbfounded by the success of "Dance Monkey". Literally one of the worst vocals I've ever heard and the song was getting played everywhere. So yeah I'm just gonna take his word fr it. No reason for me to listen to it.

@thecinematicmind

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like a Chipmunk that swan in an acid tank.

@Warxoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecinematicmind it's like if Tarzan's gorilla sister got an unholy urge to sing.

@tutin4090

2 жыл бұрын

Anything with an okay-ish bassline merits being fired to the moon on radio it seems

@zackzallie8735

2 жыл бұрын

The hardest challenge is letting my nephew dance and sing along to that horrendous ear torture.

@jack101starZ

2 жыл бұрын

2. Billion. Streams.

"Having more good days with Galirex, Askin' my doctor about the side effects." Anthony spittin more bars without even trying than the whole damn album.

@chrisrosado754

Жыл бұрын

🔥

It still pisses me off that her track "Dance Monkey" was number 1 in Australia for 24 freaking weeks! She won't be known in a few years time and will go down as a one hit wonder.

@turboshazed7370

Жыл бұрын

Dead serious Tones and I is making improvement.

@lucidkangaroo8973

3 ай бұрын

@@turboshazed7370I somehow agree. She seems to be distancing herself as much from her first record as possible. But the album still gonna be below average

I've heard her live at a festival in Australia. Her voice in person left scars across my eardrums.

@James-vy5jg

2 жыл бұрын

Why tf would anyone go to a festival in Australia on their own accord

@k-majik

2 жыл бұрын

King Gizzard was playing later and their live show is great

@James-vy5jg

2 жыл бұрын

@@k-majik fair just the majority of the lineups are shocking here

@cd-rom5717

Жыл бұрын

@@k-majik laneway '20?

@Hayych.

7 ай бұрын

If you're talking about her at splendour on the grass. Idk how, but that performance of dance monkey is the most viewed video from her is the most viewed video on triple j's KZread, sitting at a solid 126mil views

This is the lowest recorded score he has ever given on any record (excluding NOT GOODs which are more ambiguous in their ranking and probably fall between 0-3. NOT GOODs are based on if the album had any semblance of creativity or potential). Speeding Bullet got a decent 0. The Big Day and Father of All got strong 0s. Lil B - I'm Gay had a joke "light 0" which makes this the absolute lowest score he's given.

@Harkwit

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't a strong zero a worse score than a light zero? Light seems to imply it has some vague potential of being a 1.

@pranshusinha55

2 жыл бұрын

@@Harkwit think of it like a strong 10 is better than a light 10. A strong 9 is closer rating to 10 than light 9, In the same way a strong 0 is closer to 1 than a light 0.

@quetzal7432

2 жыл бұрын

BTW I believe fantano has since confirmed that while caught up in his ranting he forgot to say SB2H was a strong 0 (to a light 1)

@johnpaulcross424

2 жыл бұрын

Good, let it burn in hell

@meowtherainbowx4163

2 жыл бұрын

@@quetzal7432 It sounds kinda like he’s warmed up to it a bit, especially in his end-of-decade list.

It's so satisfying to listen to melon describe in every way possible how annoying and unappealing her voice sounds, when that's all i did to no avail back when dance monkey was assaulting everyones eardrums day in and day out and everybody seemed to not care that it sounded absolutely atrocious

"Cyndi Lauper humming falsetto notes through a kazoo" couldn't be a more perfect summary of her music 😂 bravo melon

Is this the technically lowest score possible? That's actually quite an achievement

@masterofdisguise9564

2 жыл бұрын

Especially for a debut album. Takes a lot of effort to get a score that bad, clearly she has a lot of talent if she can get it on her first try.

@angel_of_rust

2 жыл бұрын

Nav would be proud

@juhaniaho6698

2 жыл бұрын

NOT GOOD

Now the only possible redemption for Tones and I is through a hyperpop arc.

@m00nrac00n

2 жыл бұрын

She seems to be in her Jokerfication right now, so Hyper/Glitch Pop should not be off the table. Then again she is radio fluff. Im sure she does not want to anger her mom fans who like her "funny, quirky voice" with crazy production.

@SK1238723947238947234

2 жыл бұрын

featuring dorian electra.

@redactedname247

2 жыл бұрын

If Tones and I puts out a hyperpop song called "Dumb Zebra" I am blaming you.

@charlesgarand

2 жыл бұрын

@@m00nrac00n true! But remember Charli XCX used to be radio fluff! PC music and hyperpop are transformative in that they allow for the curation of music landscapes which require some (re)considering sometimes. The pop tropes could be celebrated through warping, distortion, and thematic appropriation an experimental direction.

@willnovak4173

2 жыл бұрын

If anyone has the potential to ruin hyperpop it would be Tones and I

Producer: "How much talent you want?" "No"

I’m so sorry you had to listen to this album 😭

How can you give a 0 without the album being about someone's wife

@jamesburky

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooh the Tones and I IGH

@ihychristian

2 жыл бұрын

A Crow Looked at Me wasn't a zero tho

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

@@ihychristian because it was about a crow ofc

@michaelavanessian8558

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember _Speeding Bullet to Heaven_ being about anybody's wife

@miguelfernandes9215

2 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck would you spoil it

In case anyone feels bad about Melon ripping her a new one, she's doing NFTs.

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

Ew

@brandon4117

2 жыл бұрын

I suddenly feel like he wasn't harsh enough.

@daftbanna7202

2 жыл бұрын

whats that

@lolwutizit

2 жыл бұрын

@@daftbanna7202 It's when you sell "ownership" of intangible content like a video or a song for Ethereum, and the proof of ownership is a unique token that can be sold later. Basically a shitty scam bubble, existing tokens break fast, people rush trying to sell others' stuff, people rush putting out random shit to try and make a quick buck

@CountryHistory193

2 ай бұрын

What?! How much is it?

When I said "Mariah Carey should get better taste to match her vocal range", it was because I hadn't heard Tones and I yet.

It's the music equivalent of "I'm not like the other girls, I like drinking at Starbucks and traveling around the world"

@fisheatsyourhead

2 жыл бұрын

my unique hobbies include listening to music, watching moves and going on holiday :3 teehee

@aadliafiq

Жыл бұрын

The audio equivalent of white woman on tinder with a bio 'my personality is coffee'

"Where's the exit?" God, that was so savage

Album titles gives off big “I’m so quirky” vibes.

@sand4273

2 жыл бұрын

r/iamveryrandom

@ziggle5000

2 жыл бұрын

So do literally all of her songs

That King Crimson record cover showing my reaction to that album

I’ve never heard such a negative review that made me think, “Damn I gotta check this artist out.”

I've been saying for years how fuck-awful Tones and I is. I feel so validated thanks Anthony

@markkennell8215

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh I can see you’re Australian too thanks to your profile picture. Apologize on their behalf😤

@angel_of_rust

2 жыл бұрын

it needs no validation, it's objectively bad

@MCLemonyfresh

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so baffled at how “Dance Monkey” became so famous. Who the fuck heard that song and thought “oy this right here is a banger”? Apparently a lot of people since it was so popular. Boggles the mind.

@josephwoo69

2 жыл бұрын

The way she sings is just so fucking annoying. It’s like she’s intentionally trying to pronounce things as annoyingly as possible

@johnpaulcross424

2 жыл бұрын

@@MCLemonyfresh 2 billion Spotify streams and counting, I cannot fathom why