Reply with your own timestamps! - Rudylmao (Guys im the VODS manager)

@Vlzify

3 жыл бұрын

Can i get 10k before before 2022?

@zCane

3 жыл бұрын

july 7th 2023

@idk-bp7if

3 жыл бұрын

My video will never get 69k views

@Capybara6110

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@millyhearts

3 жыл бұрын

Okay! Timestamps soon! :D 0:00 Intro 0:20 Stream Starts 0:41 Tommy notices the remains of one of his statues 1:04 “TommyInnit founder of joy not pis” 1:57 Tommy talks about getting more food 2:55 Tommy wonders why Americans pronounce z as “zee” 3:18 Tommy disses capitalism 4:05 Tommy asks Foolish if he’s rich 4:49 Tommy asks Foolish for netherite 5:10 Tommy talks about why people actually go to universities and how he lost some connections when he died 6:15 A donator tells Tommy that Minecraft sucks 6:31 Technoblade joins 7:07 Tommy shares his questionable thoughts on how pigs smell good 7:15 Tommy talks about how pigs could just set themselves on fire to smell the scent of bacon 7:35 Tommy doesn’t understand why some people could think pigs setting themselves on fire could be weird 7:53 Tommy tells everyone how he has never shoved his hand down a toilet 8:21 Tommy says that he, Phil, and Wilbur talk about poo all the time 8:52 Tommy asks Ranboo to join the server 9:20 Tommy asks Techno to come to him 9:44 Tommy talks about how he puts Technoblade in his titles 10:57 Techno comes over 11:35 Tommy heroically saves Techno from a zombie 11:59 Techno joins the call 12:30 Tommy makes fun of how Techno drinks water 13:19 Ranboo joins the game 13:43 Ranboo joins the call 13:52 Techno says poo jokes are the lowest form of comedy and Ranboo agrees 14:24 Tubbo joins the call 15:18 Techno talks about he was never invited to the Minecraft mod videos (and Tubbo joins the game) 16:40 Tommy talks about the tiers of poo 17:26 Techno hates taxes 18:24 A Y O Y 18:59 TommyInnit donation chest 19:40 Tommy asks for some netherite 19:56 TOMMY IS CANONICALLY AN ORPHAN CONFIRMED TECHNO ARE YOU HEARING THIS??? 20:03 Techno brings out the orphan obliterator o_o it’s very late rn so imma retire my position of timestamper, hope you guys enjoyed the timestamps for the first 20 minutes of the stream, I put a lot of work into them :] anyway gotta go sleep byeeee

"I'm just a poor boy with a- actually no family canonically" - Tommy "So you're an orphan?" - Techno

@janwillemdewaard9032

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear izzy

@ashkin_3986

3 жыл бұрын

@@janwillemdewaard9032 19:55

@neaaa_wow

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku they probably are

@rommyjoj326

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy made a big mistake say he is an orphan infront of techno

Tommy: “I was born in a lab, they tried to construct the best person ever and they ended up with me” Techno: “What a failure”

@magnoliahina8928

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@dollicans4643

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ossoaea

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnoliahina8928 20:14

@egghead4590

3 жыл бұрын

@@memelyshorts643 I’m an egg and even I won’t do it self promoter

@ultimatescout4027

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't have enough funding

Techno eating into the mic is the most Jschlatt thing he’s ever done

@katiebell1873

2 жыл бұрын

True! He reminded me so much of someone, but I couldn't remember who. Now I do!

@thantos2740

2 жыл бұрын

Idk much about Jschlatt...

@sadieflyd

Жыл бұрын

BAZINGA

@backuhoebomaranian7301

Жыл бұрын

Rip techno

@APorLa16_RMA

Жыл бұрын

RIP TECHNOBLADE

Tommy: has eight hunger. "I'm starving to death!" Same as Dream: has half health. "I'm on half a heart!

"I'm just a poor boy with a- actually no family canonically" - Tommy Techno: I'm coming for you....

@ppockyy8060

3 жыл бұрын

I KILLED THAT ORPHAN IN SELF DEFENCE.

@jeil5082

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppockyy8060 can't be an orphan if you were grown in a lab.

@patricianordstrom1393

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Tommy: *I have no family* :( Philza: *...* Also Philza: *BISH WHAT AM I? A ROACH?*

@jeil5082

3 жыл бұрын

@@patricianordstrom1393 Philza is not canonically Tommy's father. Wilbur is his only biological canon son.

@karls._chair3854

3 жыл бұрын

I made a TikTok of that

"I'm just a poor boy with a poor-- no family actually canonically." *Techno draws netherite sword* (19:56)

@phoenixfriend7241

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're pretty cool.

@childe2950

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@areserosplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@childe2950 r u blind? LOl

@aiko7819

3 жыл бұрын

@@areserosplays they edited the comment responding to it smh

@zapanzerdivision7836

3 жыл бұрын

Gacha watchers these days

Hearing Alex's(Technoblade) voice again is comforting especially when he is having fun. Technoblade never dies.

@lynnzeb

Жыл бұрын

Ya, this is the first time I have been able to watch a video with techno in it.

7:54 "I've never stuck my hand in a toilet to unclog it, that's too grim for me" Well that didn't age well

@Hamsters4life600

Жыл бұрын

😂😊😅😮😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉😢😢😮😮😅😅😂🎉😮😢😅😮😊

"Imagine being pregnant for nine months and then you give birth and it turns into a Minecraft youtuber. That's such an L." -Technoblade

@Josh-rt3hw

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp

@kneecap

3 жыл бұрын

@@Josh-rt3hw 47:44

@rahmericah

3 жыл бұрын

I would probably say that if I were a Minecraft KZreadr not going to lie-

@british_to1let984

3 жыл бұрын

Yechno minecrafter tho lmao

@NES_tor

3 жыл бұрын

bazinga

This is literally the stages of streamers on this server. Ranboo who streams almost every day, Techno who almost never streams, and Tommy whos somewhere in the middle

@potatoechip2043

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@ryannetic

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Getting Famous through this Comment, and Becoming a Famous KZreadr & living life the Fullest🤡🤡🤡

@johnthevillager8315

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryannetic yeah but that will not happen to you my Dear friend

@hithere5459

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryannetic how does writing 16 words make you famous and happy

@hithere5459

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryannetic also, stop

11:03 the way techno looked all around for Tommy is hilarious

“This is so beautiful” _he says as he holds flint and steel_

@michaelagottschalk7708

Жыл бұрын

I wanna like this comment but it has 123 likes-

@jacepawplayz

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelagottschalk7708 ok u can like it now

Tommy just begging them for items because his excuse is he's poor while thanking people for the gifted subs killed me-

@killherqueen

3 жыл бұрын

in-game..

@ReStartermusic

3 жыл бұрын

The irony 🤣🤣🤣

@Loch32

3 жыл бұрын

@@killherqueen bruh. That's the point.

@gltche4840

3 жыл бұрын

@@killherqueen whaaaaaaaaaat??????? never would've known!!!

@kenziebalhatchet3918

3 жыл бұрын

@itz_milky boba he must be behind the McDonald’s because the took his land thus making him poor so he now has to hide behind the only thing in miles

I died laughing when Technoblade suggested Michael having a play-date with Jonathan.

@1800-luminol

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally looking for someone else who understand that top

@D81v9e7

3 жыл бұрын

@@1800-luminol ^ Same

@cuckoobirb8526

3 жыл бұрын

YAY!! I have been scouring the comment section for a techno fan who got that joke!!

@longneccclarinet910

3 жыл бұрын

When?

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current Subs 4110

11:35 Tommy be pulling his own "PHILZA LOOK OUT"

@Boxygirl96

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, a zombie attack while he was AFK was the only thing that ever killed techno on that server soooooo

Tommy: I SAVED YOUR LIFE Techno: *EATING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

Damn techno would be a terrific parent. “HoW MAny PRimEs Is liTtlE JHonnY WoRTh?” Pro dad right there my dudes.

@karkorair

3 жыл бұрын

truee

@ophelia2427

3 жыл бұрын

nah he would make them orphans 😂

@strawberryqueen4619

3 жыл бұрын

@Potato Tornado damn...

@Topaz198

3 жыл бұрын

He could teach em young in the ways of violence

@1tzsolar_tvv_724

3 жыл бұрын

Best dad of ive ever seen one

Tommy: “I’m probably the richest on this server” Technoblade: are you challenging me?

@ranran6725

3 жыл бұрын

Foolish and Ranboo watching from the corner

@potatoechip2043

3 жыл бұрын

Ran boo have stacks of diamond blocks I think

@ranran6725

3 жыл бұрын

@Jakub Pirhala 2 no I didn't mean Ranboo is richer than Techno, I mean like, Techno Ranboo and Foolish are the richest people of the SMP so when Tommy says a thing like this, Foolish Techno and Ranboo would stare weirdly. Thats actually what I meant to say you really didn't have to do calculations:))

@Spirit-skittles

3 жыл бұрын

@Jakub Pirhala 2 idk whats going on nor do i intend to join in but i just gotta say dang i respect the amount of time you just used to do this. i hope you feel acomplished

@ranran6725

3 жыл бұрын

@Jakub Pirhala 2 its alright mate, just a misunderstanding:))

“Imagine being pregnant for nine months and then you give birth and it turns into a Minecraft KZreadr. That’s such an L” -Technoblade, a Minecraft youtuber

@thefirstfox5097

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if this is copied or not but I legit saw the same exact comment right below you 😂

39:45 tommy: just tell me how many netherite ingots you have foolish: i dont know if i want to tommy: you have to foolish: no i dont foolish was lowkey savage here

1:15:05 Ranboo: "Someone said your content was cringe and bad, I gotta stop" Tommy with calm music in the background: "Let's talk about mental health"

@random_mooshroomi

3 жыл бұрын

Why would Tommy wanna talk about mental stability when canonically he has barely any

@laarnierosepayumo567

3 жыл бұрын

@@random_mooshroomi ooo roasted

@lilie9042

3 жыл бұрын

kudos to you for putting the timestamp

@spontaneousspazoid

3 жыл бұрын

"It's important"

“If you put 2 5 hour energies in a glass do you get a 10 hour energy?” No tubbo, you get heart palpitations

@asinine15

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@bean5157

3 жыл бұрын

And if you consume 5 a day every week, you'll become immortal!

@nesuv

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying-

@eeee7349

3 жыл бұрын

@@nesuv just drink some 5 hour energy you'll be fine

@nesuv

3 жыл бұрын

@@eeee7349 HAHA-

30:57 Tommy caught himself so fast and I had to stop myself from awwing at how much he is trying to make sure everyone feels safe and welcomed

Tommy: We’re literally STARVING to death! Also Tommy: HOLDING BREAD

Tommy: "i just saved your life" Techno: " *MUNCHING NOISES* "

@rupabaniya3622

3 жыл бұрын

I ruined your 69 likes

@connorrogahn8837

3 жыл бұрын

@@rupabaniya3622 monster

@cirrusghoulettee.

3 жыл бұрын

@@rupabaniya3622 i put it back

@trainerlsw2444

3 жыл бұрын

It’s permanently broken...

@JusticeForTheWin

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

I love how Ranboo comes in at like the weirdest time ever-

@BluetheBird

3 жыл бұрын

He just said "I hate this stream already-" BRoOO-

@msaustin11

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that every stream? 😂

@Burned4L

3 жыл бұрын

@@BluetheBird lmao

@sittingtreeva927

3 жыл бұрын

Wait can I get a time stamp?

@livvyham396

3 жыл бұрын

@@sittingtreeva927 13:35

1:39 observe how he talks normally and then when he says "techoblade actually" there's a mix of satisfaction, surprise and pride in his voice

First half: everyone bullying Tommy Second half: everyone ignoring Technoblade

I love Niki just watching Tommy steal and not even telling him to stop. Like, just letting him take her things. Niki is too kind and wholesome for the server.

@thebutterscotchkid2481

3 жыл бұрын

: She is...

@spencerk6920

3 жыл бұрын

She is a kind person in a politically corrupt server

@MrcreeperDXD777

3 жыл бұрын

i mean irl niki is really nice but character niki kinda wants to kill a child

@360truths7

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrcreeperDXD777 HAHAH YEah

@TheXtreme615

3 жыл бұрын

Except when she tried to murder him

“Ranboo, you know I love you like a brother, but-“ _jesus christ how desperate is he for siblings??_

@vaishnavidwivedi6165

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@10MILLIONcreeperplushies

3 жыл бұрын

Extremely

@argentcapta

3 жыл бұрын

1:16:10

@vaishnavidwivedi6165

3 жыл бұрын

@@argentcapta thank youuu!

@cha0tic_862

3 жыл бұрын

very. trust me i know- im an only child too

Tommy: it must be American thing you won’t talk shit with me Me an American: it must be a British thing that you will talk shit with each other

@tvds8350

2 жыл бұрын

FACTS

Honestly after Techno died a year ago, I stopped watching everyone from the DreamSMP but it was nice to watch one of the old videos with Techno and Tommy

Imagine beingTommy’s Parents just watching TV and then suddenly hearing music blasting from upstairs

@itsmekirbiii5269

3 жыл бұрын

*Lowkey vibe intensifies*

@naureenabdulmajeed526

3 жыл бұрын

At this point, he could just sound proof his room

@lilster8968

3 жыл бұрын

Red terracotta

@howisbro

3 жыл бұрын

He plays it into the stream and headphones

@rayman4976

3 жыл бұрын

*TOMMY. ! KZread, GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*

tommy: canonically i dont have a family techno: *IS YOU AN ORPHAN* edit: how did this blow up o-o edit 2: this was suppose to be a meme but this just turned into a war zone

@aussieboyz1855

3 жыл бұрын

The orphan obliterater in his hot bar my time to shine!

@sharkpuppet9322

3 жыл бұрын

nice grammar!

@Ayesumoto

3 жыл бұрын

NO TECHNO HE IS ORPHAN THERE NOT

@friendly.arsonist4851

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharkpuppet9322 karen

@sillysister5361

3 жыл бұрын

I still don’t know how Fundy is alive-

1:26:38 - Early signs of Techno's future carrot addiction (If you try hard enough, everything can be connected- everything can be a pattern, even just neat coincidences)

tommy: saying he will never stick his hand in a toilet tommy: months later

@zoeymitchell6203

2 жыл бұрын

HHAHAHA THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

@madisynrayne

Жыл бұрын

i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao

@madisynrayne

Жыл бұрын

i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao

Tommy: No family canonically actually Techno: *Pulls out sword* Wait are you an orphan? I'M DEAD-

@thedodorex7612

3 жыл бұрын

Like those orphans parents?

@misty2131

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedodorex7612 YOU DIDNT-

@carrots7026

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedodorex7612 0-O

@Wincognit0

3 жыл бұрын

And Tommy could’ve been too if he hadn’t denied XD Edit: frick this joke was already taken

@pronoob1760

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"If your a pig you can just set you're on fire"- TommyInnit 7:12

@magicmaximo2416

3 жыл бұрын

Those are gonna be his last words

@magicmaximo2416

3 жыл бұрын

@Goggles say it

@ranbo0

3 жыл бұрын

@Goggles say it

Techno: "oh so you're an orphan..?" *Pulls out sword*

I’m back… rewatching for the memories

Tommy in exile: I ain’t taking yo pity shit Tommy now: PLEASE IM A POOR BOY WITH A POOR FACE

@pokeblue596

3 жыл бұрын

Dying and being brought back is one hell of a drug

@linda_ax

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokeblue596 yes

@d3rp5qu1d9

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokeblue596 so are the shrooms he took

@angelicdream708

3 жыл бұрын

WITH NO CANONNICAL PARENTS

@screwtapee

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelicdream708 wait... he’s an orphan...?

“What’s the point in living when the queen is racist” -Tommy innit 2021 10:43

@may85828

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@owaowa198

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@madeleneviinikka1092

3 жыл бұрын

BAZINGA

@fortnitegang4151

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@rii8978

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA LMFAO😭

Techno: he hasn't uploaded in a month- *proceeds to hyperventilate trying to wheeze*

Tommy: **starts talking about sh*t** Ranboo: **joins call** I hate this stream already 😀

Motherinnit: * minding her own business * Tommys speakers: *"BAZINGA"*

@spiffwick6717

3 жыл бұрын

when 😩

@kenziebalhatchet3918

3 жыл бұрын

BAZINGA

@sammulkey2243

3 жыл бұрын

BAZinGA

@partiallypanduh2807

3 жыл бұрын

@itz_milky boba how do you do italic?

@partiallypanduh2807

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiffwick6717 starts at 37:50 (Watch for a few minutes)

“You could make a religion out of this” **bill wurtz intensifies**

@word.y2

3 жыл бұрын

history of the entire world, I guess

@cho4273

3 жыл бұрын

no don't

@claraevonne

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO i though of the same thing

@Mastersharkmapping

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@msp_msp_3316

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mastersharkmapping uhhh something like 25:33 techno says it

“I have never stuck my hand down the toilet if i blocked it” not anymore lol

Tommy: I was born in a lab, they tried to construct the best person ever and they ended up with me Techno: what a failure 💀 💀 💀

@rexV22

2 жыл бұрын

wait someone already posted this ;-; sorry

“What’s with Americans not wanting to talk shit?” -Tommyinit 2021

@abigailcanales4141

3 жыл бұрын

I died

@s4sk1n

3 жыл бұрын

Me ready to argue about period shit as the worst shit

@Eelizabethxo

3 жыл бұрын

Come🕺on💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺any💃longer🕺💃🕺💃🕺

@b.o.0.m

2 жыл бұрын

@@s4sk1n i try to do that with my besties. let me tell you, they smacked the shit out of me.

@backuhoebomaranian7301

Жыл бұрын

@@b.o.0.m lol-

Tommy: I'm just a poor boy with a poor fami- Tommy: oh wait, no family actually, canonically Ranboo: oh wow! Techno: ARE YOU ARE ORPHAN? *Holds ophan obliterator* Tommy: no no no no! I HAVE A POOR FAMILY SOO POOR SOO POOR

@aperson8501

3 жыл бұрын

(19:56) in case anyone was wondering

@justtobytheslothokok5517

3 жыл бұрын

@@aperson8501 thank you for you service

@i_am_gaming_gamer_game

3 жыл бұрын

@@pineapplefire8785 i think its Orphan Obliterator bud

@katzo916

3 жыл бұрын

“PHILZA MINECRAFT-“

@i_am_gaming_gamer_game

3 жыл бұрын

@@katzo916 is so brave

watching this back makes me cry ;(

I miss Techno and the Dream SMP so much :c

writing "Ranboo, let's go in another vc and talk about butterflies and other fun things" down on my list of times Tommy's mind instantly jumped to bugs when no other topics were available, right next to 'moth named clementine' and 'you've never seen a slug with bad morals'

@axelf9947

3 жыл бұрын

wHERES THAT SECOND QUOTE FROM IM- FHDHDFJ

@trixtuli8623

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@graceholland5770

3 жыл бұрын

@@axelf9947 i dont know the exact vod, but it was in the post-exile days, and it was maybe a couple streams after the clementine stream. he was running throough the nether at the time and saying something about how either butterflies or snails or ants, i forget, are rude.

@lovem7105

3 жыл бұрын

“I want a pet moth and I want to name it 🥰💫✨clementine✨💫🥰”

The “Oh No” as soon as Phil joined just felt like one of those moments when (As a kid) you KNOW you did something bad and then your parent shows up 😂

@thecutesylveon0292

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the time stamp?

@aster_asteroids

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecutesylveon0292 Like 1:35:45

@thecutesylveon0292

3 жыл бұрын

@@aster_asteroids cool

Tommy talking about dream: “there was a crazy green man”

“What does that look like?” Tommy, that was your arm

Tommy : talking bad about Americans also Tommy : hanging out with two Americans all stream

@BigUnc893

3 жыл бұрын

Why did i forget tubbos British

@kwingle

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure you know this but it IS just a joke when he says that

@Leila-dr2dh

3 жыл бұрын

@@kwingle their comment was a joke too

@kwingle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leila-dr2dh ohh ok

@izurukamukura_

2 жыл бұрын

I hate romanians and i am one of them.

honestly this was probably one of my favorite streams ever, it was super fun and i had lots of laughs

“I’m poor” *opens chest with enchanted netherite pickaxe*

1:14:49, techno said “he hasn’t lost this much money since his divorce.” i can’t breathe

@bowlosoup1

3 жыл бұрын

Hjbg

@sl4tt4lyfe45

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

“No family actually” *Zooms in on techno* He knows exactly what he’s doing smh

@pixelatedaimer

3 жыл бұрын

When did he say this

@xx_ashley_xx2677

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixelatedaimer 19:56 i think :)

@SaturnBalls

3 жыл бұрын

@@xx_ashley_xx2677 what

@SaturnBalls

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixelatedaimer it's on the vid that ur on rn

@raniacat9742

3 жыл бұрын

Smh my head

tommy talking about how he would never stick his hand down a toilet if he had blocked it fast forward to i little while back when he was at tubbo's house in a minecraft costume elbow deep in a toilet

@soysauce3762

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

‘ ‘because water is a liquid’ ‘ My fav line ever

Technoblade: “so you’re an orphan?” Tubbo and Ranboo: *why do I hear Dream speedrun music playing?*

@watchyourprofanity8032

3 жыл бұрын

dudududu

@saturn_1774

3 жыл бұрын

dududududududududududududududududududududududududududududu

@mcytfan1415

3 жыл бұрын

dudududu

@hi5the31s3

3 жыл бұрын

Dudududu

@stick9276

3 жыл бұрын

*dudududududududdudududududududududududududududududuudududududududududududududududududududududududuudududududududududuudududududududuudduududududuudududuudududududududududududuududududududuudududduududududududududuudududusussybakaddududududududududududududududuudududududududududududuudududududududuududududududududududuudududududududuududuudududduududududududuudududududududududududududuududduudududuududduud.

Best techno quote of the video: “because water is a liquid”

@PolarImpulse

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: *Demonic pig noise* Also Techno: It's just water-

@ananyanandakumar8834

3 жыл бұрын

12:38

@UNIVERSECHLOE

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@neurondeactivationyt

3 жыл бұрын

Best tommy quote of the video: “just took a shit good lad

@Berryaveunerp

3 жыл бұрын

You don’t get it until you watch it

I literally found this video and i cried because this literally wakes good times

@golden.viewer101

Жыл бұрын

R.I.P technoblade.. :(( I used to watch him, im not presently a fan but I am so sorry for his death…

don’t mind me ..just saving my favorite time stamps for later :) 12:34 14:23 16:00 (the face he made💀) 16:38 (poo categories🥶) 19:55 (Tommy’s life flashing before his eyes) 29:51 (quirky technoblade) 30:30 (🤪) 1:02:32

*Zombie approaching Techno* Tommy: *Starts screaming like Techno when a baby zombie is near Phil*

@emiyuu5112

3 жыл бұрын

runs in the family

@thefandomchilds7694

3 жыл бұрын

@@emiyuu5112 The Sleepybois inc :,D

@nimigurung7748

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but I see so many 2’s; 231 likes, 2 replies,22 likes and 2 likes

@minor.

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHEN THE FRICK DID THIS GET 231 LIKES AND WHY- 😰

@jaydenkuntzman9329

2 жыл бұрын

This comment has 690 likes I don’t want to break it

Tecno: I never get invited Tommy:-invites him- Tecno: wow I’m the last resort how dare you

@m-is-toast

3 жыл бұрын

I hate when people do this in real life though like _mmmmmmmm I’m trying to include you man, wh-what are you doing_ 😀

@kugelblitzingularity304

3 жыл бұрын

techno tsundere

@yeehnope7471

3 жыл бұрын

"not that i wanted you to invite me or anything, idiot" -Techno-chan

@sumdude9836

3 жыл бұрын

Techno is a tsundere

@leandro9567

3 жыл бұрын

Tecno

Tommy: well I have no family cononicly Tecnoblade: are u an orphan "switches to orphan obliterrater''

And now, techno's gone.... Looking back, it makes me cry...

@avienzo

Жыл бұрын

Why dis been liked 9 times and highlighted. This worth more than my life-

My sister came into the room, looked at my phone and said: "Is that a man or a lesbian?" Y'all when I tell you I was WHEEZING

@graceholland5770

3 жыл бұрын

both

@llilith6939

3 жыл бұрын

He's both 😎

@cessposter

3 жыл бұрын

He likes women so yea

@tayseanglim8595

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jayce-__-_-_-

3 жыл бұрын

@@cessposter no he would be straight

nihachu is actually just so wholesome and nice, nobody gives her the appreciation she deserves

@leandromendoza5835

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... until she gets tired and goes "IMMA KILL THE SHIT OUTTA THIS ORPHAN" ... but i guess she is cool again?

@kas8ia

3 жыл бұрын

cause she's a blank slate and not really entertaining

@mayyo2925

3 жыл бұрын

@@kas8ia nah bruh u just have different tastes

@facelessfox285

3 жыл бұрын

@@kas8ia not really but it’s your opinion!

@thebutterscotchkid2481

3 жыл бұрын

And then you hear her yell for the first time, and you realize she can act really well, and you appreciate her more. just me? okay... :

am i the only ones sitting here so happy that techno is in this stream because i miss him and he only died 3 days ago i miss him so much🥲🥲

@nef2040

Жыл бұрын

It ain’t only you especially this part

@nef2040

Жыл бұрын

12:50

I dont know why but every time Tommy needs to be secretive or down low he automatically thinks: *TOWER.*

“What’s the point in living if the Queen’s racist?”

@marutinbo

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@thebutterscotchkid2481

3 жыл бұрын

There's no point.

@thebutterscotchkid2481

3 жыл бұрын

@@marutinbo It's a TommyInnit quote from this stream.

@luciaad_3031

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebutterscotchkid2481 it is 10:43

@FairlyoddElex

3 жыл бұрын

She is thought

techno : "imma human GPS !!" also techno: "guys I'm lost"

@bruhman9729

3 жыл бұрын

True

@knight764

3 жыл бұрын

His battery died

@devilplayzmcgow3947

3 жыл бұрын

He edits it in

I never actually finished watching this vod..came back for memories ❤

I just had to mention it, when Tommy said to Ranboo something like "I love you like a brother" at 1:16:15, that was so wholesome and sweet :3

Tommy and Tubbo being British and Technoblade and Ranboo being American. Comedy. 👏

@thebutterscotchkid2481

3 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah.

@gaildouglas142

3 жыл бұрын

The Dream SMP is basically British against American

@5H4TT3R3D

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaildouglas142 Fair enough.

@miaaaaa3470

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Tomathy toby Mark Dave Lol

@5H4TT3R3D

3 жыл бұрын

@@miaaaaa3470 Pretty much. Thomas = Tomathy.

Can we just appreciate that tommy finally builds something cool other than a stone tower

@TheTrueXaver

3 жыл бұрын

i mean it’s technically still a stone tower

@moonseal0558

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrueXaver lol yea i mewnt its not that typical cobblestone tower lol

@momosworld1489

3 жыл бұрын

Upgraded stone tower :))

@originalname8541

3 жыл бұрын

Tower+

@lillythompson4576

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah loll

Tommy: I don’t have a family canonically technically Technoblade: enemy spotted Tommy: it’s me tommy chill chill

Tommy: "You can't just come on my stream to advertise!" I'd just like to point out that he's talking to the guy who got on Among Us and called an emergency meeting just to plug his channel

tommy’s train of thought has no tracks

@Asher-storm

3 жыл бұрын

No its a hyper loop not a train

@mattador1996

3 жыл бұрын

BAZINGA!

@sophiafosdick4511

3 жыл бұрын

Same here Btw I have ADHD so that explains why

@scoobybag1072

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiafosdick4511 how in hell do I get help with getting diagnosed? Like I am 99% sure I have it because my mom and dad did I share multiple trates and have researched but I don't wanna be a prick and go "Bal bla bla ol' me has ADHD" without fully knowing jxkcdjjdndjdkfkfkfkjckdjx my mom won't help ethir because she is just so mean sometimes and there's never a good time to ask her "heya mum I think I have ADHD I'm not sure but I'd love to check it out to see if there is something that can help" or something then she would say like "your making up stuff go to sleep" DJJDJD hellp

@averypoggamer3700

3 жыл бұрын

@@scoobybag1072 does she have adhd?

Tommy: Well I have no family, canonnically. Technoblade: *Brandishes Orphan Obliterator*

I remember this when teachnoblade was alive and happy I miss him rip blood god

12:21 Tommy: There was a Crazy green Man Who was coming to kill you,and i've jumped in the way,potentialy sacrifising myself,but instead being the Noble Hero. Alexander Technoblade:Completley in full Netherite Enchanted Armor ws a Zonbie."There's no chance".

“And it’s pissing it down” I’m sorry I can’t 💀

@suckmachine3000

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, everyone Ik the British say it, I’m British and I say it.

@muryt12

3 жыл бұрын

insanely unfunny and original garbage comment.

@ranran6725

3 жыл бұрын

@trollzz wait-really? Like, it sounded weird, but kinda makes sense tho. I thought just Tommy says this. Man, he is a literal Britisher xd

@thebiggianttoad7829

3 жыл бұрын

it really is tho

@degenerat9329

3 жыл бұрын

You Americans sure are interesting creatures

Rip techno

@sadcat9870

Жыл бұрын

o7

"Don't worry, be happy." -TommyInnit TommyInnits advice 😤👌 1:41:00

Tommy: I have no family canonically Techno: *Whomst has summoned the almighty one*

@clover3509

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT BUT I THOUGHT TECHNI WASNT CANONICALLY RELATED TO TOMMY OR AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS

@BluetheBird

3 жыл бұрын

As far as I know canonically Techno is older bro 1 wlibur/ghostbur/insansebur is older bro 2 Tubbo is brother/best friend Fundy is nephew sally is missing sister in law micheal is nephew Ranboo is brother in law Phil is dad and mom is a fridge. I could be erong cuz I havent really properly kept up with the DSMP but imma try too with the Origins smp- Anyway I hope this helped-!

@BluetheBird

3 жыл бұрын

*wrong

Ranboo: doesnt have a family Techno: ur a main character Tommy: doesnt have a family Techno: so you're an orphan

@hyprspd

3 жыл бұрын

The main character is always an orphan Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Cinderella, Bambi, Thanos, Thor, Loki, Scarlett Witch, Starlord, Black Widow, Captain America, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Aniken Skywalker, John Wick and probably more that I can't think of

@rockz_in_a_box1841

3 жыл бұрын

favoritism at it's finest

@Jasurinrin

2 жыл бұрын

So theyre both main characters ay?

@JustAnotherLittleHuman

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyprspd I'm pretty sure Bambi has a dad though🤔

@hyprspd

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherLittleHuman Haven't seen it

1:38:00 I needed to watch this moment after having a really rough time for 4 days.

Techno: We can make a religion with this. Me: HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD INDEED THE BLADE

Nobody: Tommy: Burns random people's stuff in chests for no reason

@jayce-__-_-_-

3 жыл бұрын

At least take them

@idkmypurposeman.3606

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayce-__-_-_- well to be fair those items were useless

@Frog_2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkmypurposeman.3606 but there was lapis... Which could have been useful. Just sayin

@Yougotcaged102

3 жыл бұрын

He does it so nonchalantly to

@Yougotcaged102

3 жыл бұрын

@@Frog_2000 Yeah but when everyone has a Fortune 3 Pickaxe and are already fully enchanted anyways lapis is either just useless or extremely easy to get

Tommy: I just saved your life... Techno: *eating* I don’t think you did *continues eating*

@iqofzero5532

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist He’s eating ORPHANS oh come on we all expected that

@sigmailoveyou7351

3 жыл бұрын

@@alyssabungque7110 nah. Techno’s a pig, so eating orphans is just called being a carnivore. Perfectly justified

@zyrillesadventurei5104

3 жыл бұрын

Eatnoblade

“what does that look like-?” i was literally taking a sip of water and i lost it

Missing this era

“Your main source of content as a streamer is being made fun of.” “Yeah...but not by my best friends.” “That’s not what’s happening here.” Don’t you just love savage Techno

@wetsock7790

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@user-mg2hu4ut5h

3 жыл бұрын

@@wetsock7790 0:0

@jessicayin2632

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp's about 22:35

@wetsock7790

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicayin2632 thx m8

@DSSbeats

3 жыл бұрын

His music switch up made it so much better Lol